Ozzy Man Reviews: Dashcams #2
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- Welcome back to another instalment of analysing dashcam footage. Drive safe yeah nah yeah!? Check out the ripper Ozzy Man Merch: www.ozzymansho... cheers ya legends!
Sauces:
1. Submarine Car @Bruno_Nafal on Instagram
2. Deer Crossing @STOPCHAM tinyurl.com/dv...
3. Tragic Trolley Boy @viralhog tinyurl.com/y3...
4. Stubborn Cars @Pendulum_1337 on Reddit tinyurl.com/2t...
5. Ducks Crossing @Cyrdoslav1 on Reddit tinyurl.com/wh...
6. Mini Motorbike Chase @DashCamOwnersAustralia tinyurl.com/bh...
7. Kangaroo Freakout @Dash Cam Owners Australia tinyurl.com/36...
8. Elk Crossing @Braderbilt on Reddit: tinyurl.com/49...
9. Truck Terror @Hawk View Photography tinyurl.com/tf...
Oi. I'm on Tik Tok, Facebook and Telegram too ay.
t.me/ozzymanof...
Check 'em all out.
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Gotta love Kangaroos. Not content with avoiding death the first time Skippy decides to head back and give it another crack.
I can attest to that. They also wait for the perfect time to jump in front of a car.
and yet roos probably have a better understanding of roundabouts compared to the people in your compilations.
@@FREQQLES sure, let us do the experiment, we shall compare kangaroo behaviour at a roundabout, and compare that with a compilation of fuckwits. Confirmation bias and bad faith arguments be damned.
Unlike wallabies, those thick little idiots just jump at your car the first time and then bounce off because they are a tough little ball of muscles...
You know what they say, if at first you don't succeed...
I really, *really* want to know the story behind “shirtless guy on mini motorbike flees ute driver who’s so determined to get him he’s willing to plough through a fence”. Like a cut-price version of Fast and Furious 9.
I think he had a little fun with a married woman? Would explain the not there clothes
It looks like it was stolen and the guy in the ute gave chase
its just a bit of "FUCK YOU NA FUCK YOU!" going on
@@daemonite6661 Noice!
@RainWelsh Grand Thieft Auto Outback Ozzy version 🍺
You need to do Hollywood man this is destination awesome entertainment!
Ozzy covering dashcams is fair dinkum brilliant. More dash cams plz!
Beautiful that ambulance slowed down for the ducklings.
My barren soul longs for pizza. The Winter's bitter winds prevent me from obtaining such delicacy for the moment but, alas..... Spring looms near and pizza shall soon be one with my soul once again.
I like pizza 🍕
The trolley one made me 😂😂😂
I thought that was SUV not a van 1:04. 😂
I'm really concerned for the guy on the mini motor bike 😥
Being a trolly boy is a hard job
Anyways its not like he is taking care of children that literally kills everything with just one hit,
*but he is*
1:54 seconds (thats in singapore btw)
I’m sorry, a “yute?”
Damn. The elk herd was majestic as fuck
Whats an elk ?
3:17 "you don't know what an elk is? Attenborough covered this shit" lmao
I didn't get that reference 😶
@@king-su5uc nether did I.
@@king-su5uc David Attenborough.
Found the little kids with parents that don't give a shit about education outside of school. Parents probably the ones who write on facebook "why don't they teach our kids in school what we should be teaching them at home?"
@@SPFLDAngler I wouldn't have thought there would be already so many kids of this kind on TH-cam. I mean, Sir Attenborough's documentaries were still on TV all around the world a few years ago and are still on Netflix and Amazon Prime and even on plane TVs. A bunch of kids not knowing the voice, director and much more behind the best nature and animal documentaries we have ... it's kinda sad
Imagine how much we’d have missed if dashcams weren’t a thing. One of the best things to grace the internet
10,000 people will read your comment and begin typing "porn" as a response. Not me though.
@@arthurneddysmith what?
Fckn word m8 😉🤨🤣🙌🏽
Have you seen some of the Russian dash am vids. They are WILD!
@@SusanKay- haha yes! But thanks to dashcams we have: crazy road stunts, karen rage moments, insurance scammers getting busted, a whole load of destination F..... and so on ;)
I feel for the “trolly” boy. Here in Texas I worked at the HEB back in 2010. I once had a load of carts get away from me and smash into a bunch of cars. Now HEB only allows you to move up to six carts and use a tether to hold them together. All because of me! 😀
Did HEB have to pay restitution for those cars? 🤣
@@ytsux9259 honestly I don’t know. I did get immediately get transferred to another store.
Awesome story
@@mikey2toes966 nice
Shouldve stood your ground on the reasoning of why have a car park on a hill
I wish I had a little ozzy man in my head speaking to me the whole day narrating my life I’m 100% sure I’d be less depressed
Buy his key chain. Better than pills.
I reckon he should also be on GPS🤣
U would never b able to frown. He would make even the most fucked situations hilarious 😂
You need bullies (friends) like mine then!
Ozzy sells T shirts with that on them.
"immovable d**khead meets the unstoppable f***wit" Those guys are everywhere on the roads, they must have twins or come from a large family.
Inbreeding for sure.
Pride of Singapore
.........must be hereditary, .......they definitely have relatives in the states.
Bulwark hardass versus incessant stupidity
You’ll probably never hear the word fuckwit here in Cali 😂
2:27 The guy in the Ute came home early to give his mrs a surprise. The clip says the rest.
oi whos dis in me bed wif me missus!
Yup 100%
@@seb2750 Not sure of Ozzy or Orky accent, there
"Zog off, ya Git! Yous in for a good CRUMPIN."
@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing Did you find your girl with the green eyes ?
Truck*
"Attenborough covered this shit" 😂😂
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Wth is attenborough
@@lsjionredlinesupercharged2049 Narrator of nature documentaries
2:33 is a “Dad found his daughter with her new boyfriend “ kinda energy
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Probably stole the bike
The dude on the bike even looks like he had to jump out of her bed very quickly
new boyfriend who also happens to be her cousin or something ...
"It's the immoveable d*ckhead vs the unstoppable f*ckwit" what a perfect description of two grown adults arguing over a patch of tarmac! One of your best, OzzyMan. Cheers from Canada.
The guy on a motorbike wearing boxers being chased by his girlfriend’s husband. Lol!
I wouldn't be surprised the way their both getting it . . Crazy
Omg!
Dude u got it!
Dude in the truck is out for blood!
That was more like the terminator chasing John Connor.
Bad ass when the guy on the bike then threw the bike under the fence then he went over then back on his bike then truck comes up smashed through the fence like a shit James bond movie 🤣🤣🤣
The trollyguy's situation is like, a dad alone looking after two mischievous kids when the mom is busy in watching dramatic tv shows.
but when you see this you also know why he is working THIS job and nothing better
I like people with long brain. I have long amount of disl*kes btw. Why? Maybe people with short brain disl*ke because jealous of my long amount of subscr*bers. Please have long brain, dear shaz
thinking other way around and football
@@datenschutz6123 He clearly is operating at a level higher than he should be. I'm not sure what takes less brain power than a trolly collector though - maybe a lamppost?
@@datenschutz6123 ne bitte nix
It is nice to see Elk making a comeback. There was a time that migrating herds passed a spot for days, Bison too.
Those aint Elk
You would definitely have to call in sick 😂
The elk clip is in Montana, there's thousands always hanging out in that spot
@@feetham Those were what, Mule Deer? I would guess White-tail, but their faces seemed too big? with really thin antlers. Also, I'm pretty sure he was talking about the second video, with the tanker. Which yes, those were Elk, not Deer.
That’s so cool 😎
"How's the patient???
He died...
It's ok, the ducks are fine..."
--- LOL
"Look at the smug ass by-stander.. Enjoying the free show are ya?!! " Ozzy Man you make my life complete.. I love ya...
I got a like from THE Ozzyyy mannnnn wahoooooooooooooo....... sorry... that is really exciting to me... Im well appy :D
@@MackyBARBZ Sheila is happy
@@westcali9621 Sheila is 100% happy
"the smaller trolley is out for blood " omg so hilarious 😂😂😂
"Trolley boy arrives just in time... to not stop the bigger bundle." xD
Just walk away at that point
Remove hi-vis vest, throw it in a trolley and go home.
"The small bundle trolley is back for more blood" this gives me a crying laughter state 😂
Plus he was in New Jersey
Seriously though, he only made it worse. 😂
How's nobody gonna give the ambulance driver props for those duck dodging skills?
Noticing them, slowing in time, and picking right back up like it didn't happen - beautiful job well done.
I give him props, I know how fast they are going when in emergency mode!
I would slow down too. You cant just knowingly plow into a bunch of ducklings.
Excellent driver!
That was very risky for the human patients normally I'd say speed up but especially in this case with medical urgency and all.
Reminds me of the family guy episode where everyone Peter touches turns into robin williams and he goes insane. Lol
02:27
They wanted to recreate the Truck Chase from Terminator 2 in real Life.
0:44 Ozzyman, you always will get extra points from me for swearing in Polish :) Greetings from Poland :)
He's a cultured man 😉
Doesn't this spier Dalaj just meens keep going or did I get this wrong
Greetings from a German neighbor
I said that to a Polish girl I knew way back when, because I wanted her to stop swearing so much. She got all sad and weird on me, still don't know what it means😳
@@ShadowGER1989 it means f#ck off
@@martingoldfire I thought it was "Destination F" in Polish
Operator: how is the patient
Driver: he is dead
Operator: why
Driver: ducks on the road
Operator: understandable
Clearly, there were at least 6 ducks there. Come on, 6 to 1. Gotta give the driver reflexes some credit.
@@queasyRider3 I would have run over those ducks 🦆.
2:4 B.e.S.T f'u"l'l D.a.T.i.n.G -L-o-V-e-S-e-X-----۞------------
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!❤️ 在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。
說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木
來調味食物煮的時候
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@@asakurayoh3909 I will do the same thing if I see you crossing the roads
Legit!
Can relate to the trolley boy on a whole level
He threw his hands up because he KNEW it was gonna be that kind of day. Been there done that 😂😂😂😂
I did that job and I realised in the first 3 seconds of working there I could only take 5 trolleys at the most..
I did that for a few years. Never happened with me. But our lot was more forgiving, except on your back and the shopping cart wheels.
If he tried he could have easily prevented the damage. Kinda annoying honestly.
@@vinnieg6161 5? Everywhere I've gone they carry 15 at least. 5 is kind of sad. You know there is this little invention that can hold large numbers of objects, right?... it's called a strap..
"Some say they are still on the interstate refusing to reverse." Lol
That guy with the trolleys has to be the funniest commentary he has ever done absolute masterpiece
I laughed pretty good at that part.
Jesus, how the hell did that shopping cart guy even make it out of his house that day? Holy buddy
Dude have you ever pushed carts? They make parking lots with slopes for water drainage and sometimes those fuckers just go before you realize it. It was hilarious, for sure, but understandable.
@@EmmyDereest hardly. The guy was barely moving he was so slow to react let alone anticipate. Fairly sure roadkill would of done a better job.
@@PPC4 I'm sure if he had ADHD he could've prevented it from happening
@@kylexrex your dam right lol
If they don't have one of those motorized cart pushers they should at least give those guys something like a 2x4 to use as a wheel chock when they walk away from a row of carts to grab a random one.
"Spierdalaj" . Ozzy you are such a Legend :) hehe
I worked at Rocky Mountain National Park one summer, and they literally use the term "elk jam!"
They also use "bear jam," but that's when someone sees a bear and everyone stops in the middle of the road to take pictures.
Sounds like Banff as well.
Hmm, had a Turkey jam on the way home today.
You've got to admit, that was a shitload of elk.
1:18 Best Datting Click 🔽
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在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。
說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木
來調味食物煮的時候 1619523233
Doesn't RMNP also get bison jams too? I know they're common in Yellowstone but that's not too far off from RMNP.
I literally cracked up when the deer landed on rear-end of the BM and he said “ahh ma head! spierdalaj” could actually imagine this happening to me on return to poland 🤣🤣😂
Cheers. You made me look up spierdalaj and now I know a new word.
Thumbs up for Ozzy for making an effort in learning the word! ;-D
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0:43 - I see you're a man of culture as well Ozzy Man...kudos for swearing in polish
Never clicked faster in my life
Same
*your mom walks in the room while you are on the Tube* im pretty sure that is faster lool
Sure
Yes you have
Must be bored then
Fuck it I’m calling in sick today🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for the morning laugh
"Fuck it, I'm calling in sick." Classic Ozzyman.
That had me !!
We've all had that moment I think
The dude with the carts so I can't stop laughing
That last one legit had me moving away from my screen. Lol
0:40 It was in this moment that he saw the dashcam and knew his social life was over. Everyone in the forest would see his fail and make fun of him. Poor guy.
So, The Far Side.
So he ran back into the forest, leaving his friends behind. He was never seen again
That's the moment he realised he won't be getting any for a long time
Hop a long
The driver in Poland actually handled the situation quite well. He doesn't just brake hard and let the guy behind rear end him. He gives a warning (stepping on and off the brake gives the guy behind a warning of sudden slowing down) the even moves to one side. Seams ordinary, but most people can't think to do all this in that sudden situation. Big up polish driver!
The BMW he is driving will pulse the brakelights if you hammer the brakes on. Some German cars put the hazard lights on too if you brake hard enough.
Yup, they flash the brake lights to indicate emergency braking. Can't enable that in America tho because "impersonating a police officer".
@@Fay7666 you're shitting me! Who could possibly confuse that for police?
Spierdalai all ((:
@@Fay7666 Yep, my Canadian BMW does not do this. But, I was taught by my dad back in USSR to pulse the brake lightly if I am going to stop unexpectedly.
That trolley boy didn't make it past lunch 🤣
Or Grade 2.
1:16 "arrives just in time... To not stop the bigger bundle" 💀 xd
2:27 is like a low-budget version of the chase scene in Terminator 2
@Sal S a man, almost clothless, chased by a working mans truck at shiftsend-time.... use your imagination what could happened or was interrupted...
@@dustinhoffmann6241 WAS he almost clothes-less though? The picture quality was quite grainy for that one n I feel like it was terribly hard to judge if that was the case. I also feel overly invested in desperately wanting to know the whole scenario now.
“....Attenborough covered that....” LMAO🤣🤣🤣
That last clip made me feel like I'm the one behind its wheel. I could definitely feel the driver's reaction there.
I got a sudden rush of adrenaline just watching that clip man.
I actually backed away from my phone! Lol
As someone who works at a grocery store I really feel for that cart shark.
Cart boy was literally the least favorite job I ever had
@@karenwilson2958 Your comment is nearly indistinguishable from trolling, for multiple reasons.
@@karenwilson2958 name checks out
@@karenwilson2958 there is always some crybaby Karen to ruin the day somewhere
@@kiiturii It’s so fucking overused and annoying at this point.
“E-L-K. They’re like, deer!”
LulzAF! 😂
BIG BIG ASS DEER
The Elk commentary was a masterpiece. Hilarious. Thank you.
Yeah, I won't be in today. There's an elk and safety issue.
All those Elks were leaving Texas when they heard that Joe Rogan migrated there. True Story.
The last clip...Ozzy man's "scream" was all too real. i think he may have had an actual experience like that!
Each installment on this channel is a glorious new opportunity for me to enrich my English vocab.
Thank you, Ozzy Man.
Still love the way you've been able to introduce people to the natural Australian reaction to things.
@Ozzy Man I cannot! The shopping carts,The cute ducks, the roos, the Elk. Then the damn truck at the endddd
😭 It's 7am in Northern America my guy. Please no torture this early!(unexplainable tears of laughter to the babes) My Guyyy😭😭😭😭😄😄😄😄😄
The voice on the other side of the phone is just gold 🔥
this video was preceded by: "The following content has been identified by the TH-cam community as inappropriate or offensive to some audiences.
WTF? There wasn't a single offensive clip... and the language... wasn't bad at all. SNOWFLAKES
I was wondering the same thing.
TH-cam community has a lot of present left-wing/liberals and which are sadly known worldwide as "snowflakes". So it's from their eyes and view - remember how they feel their views and opinions are "the only correct ones" and no one else's is to be considered. Them being left-wing libs must be the real disclaimer/warning put before the entire world.
@Charles Pitstick No.
@Charles Pitstick Let me guess, you’re that kid that ate lead paint chips as a toddler?
@@alexsdb9712 yes lmao
"Attenborough covered this shit." lol
You've been self employed too long Ozzyman. You can't call in sick any more. Now you have to bring a doctor's notice. I don't know about you, but when I'm too sick to go to work, I'm too sick to drive to a doctor. So I just go to work and make EVERYONE sick.
Loved the dear looking straight at the dash cam like it got busted .
Probably thinking, "What you fucking looking at? Want me to jump all over your car ya wanker?!"
"Dear", that's a term of endearment, like are you having intimate relations with that DEER ! You know you can Google it ! Spell checkers are a thing.
@@michaelmoorrees3585 there always one dick.... and it’s you
@@smackdd1 Lol! I tip my hat to you🎩.
I felt like I was actually in the drivers seat in that last clip.
I need to know the back story/outcome of ute man vs mini moto man. 😄
I'm guessing he stole the bike.
@@JohnDoe-nz6bk in his underwear?
@@stephencresswell4760 exactly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@stephencresswell4760 looked like shorts to me
@@JohnDoe-nz6bk I thought the same. And I’ve never needed to know anything more in my life!
2:26 this is the best live action trailer I've ever seen mate, hands down!
3:00 That happened to me in Oregon several years ago. I slowed for two or three elk running across the highway. As my eyes followed them off to the right, out of my left I caught a glimpse of dust in the trees. I barely screeched to a halt in time. I counted 38 of the beautiful bloody bastards running across the road, barely missing my vehicle
The driver of the ambulance seriously on top of the game.
That trolley guy is the brother of forklift/boat guy. 😸
Today I had a shitty day, and then you post a new video. Now I feel good again. Thanks man!
The moment that deer saw the dashcam... He knew he was going to be mocked all over the Internet..
1:52 Best Datting Click 🔽
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在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。
說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木
來調味食物煮的時候 1619512607
Paused right at 4:03 and Ozzy Man's face is on a woman's body LOL
i feel i should take that "Fuuuuuuuuu..Nah nevermind" and make it my ringtone
Ozzy speaks polish ! He's going places.
I to majestatyczne Szpierldalæj
Yeah, I love it. The best one is the video with polish guy trying to break into the shop. Then he run away and the car hit him. Ozzyman says then ‘oooo the guy from red Honda is like oooo zajebiscie!’
Love it
That's why you need to graduate first before you become a trolly boi.
I jut found your channel, and honestly I am glad I am late to the party because now I can binge watch. You sir, are hilarious.
Poor trolley boy 😢
That mini motorbike chase scence is actually from upcoming fast and furious movie..
Last clip: Destination f*cked my pants
1:46 the ultimate phrase. Nolan must be proud 😂
How could someone not help the trolley boy? It would have taken literally one second.
Anyone else impressed how well those trolleys roll?
With that many elks, Joe Rogan could feed a city for a year
That’s the Teton’s just west of Jackson Hole on the back of the tanker !
@@justwondering786 Ya figured it was Wyoming.
@@tarnsand440 yes and the company is in Tetonia, Idaho is where the company started but is now in Idaho Falls, I’d
Holy shit if I see the last one irl you need to mail me some clean indies
0:52 that’s not a trolley boy.. that’s Laurel from Laurel and Hardy show.. the legend is still alive
I've been in a similar situation with deer, except I was going fast on an icy road. Too fast to stop, had to hit a Honda Civic sized gap in the herd, and that gap was half off the road by the time I got to it. Pulled it off though, better replacing your drawers than your car.
Good one!
Your "spierdalaj" was on point Ozzy! Thumbs up :)
Ozzy Man my favorite TH-camr Ever! Thank You for being the sunshine we so need!xxx
This is the first video I've ever watched that had a warning ahead of it about offensive content that I had to click through
Strange I didn't get anything like that, wonder if it's a regional or country based warning? I'm in the US
@@100GTAGUY me either! Also US
Epic commentary. Had me laughing all the way through. What are the odds the trolley boy fessed and the supermarket payed for the damage to the cars? I put them at less than zero. Also it made my day that tosser 1 and tosser 2 both ended up stopped at the off ramp.
You are not Ozzy.....change your name immediately . How dare you use the name of our metal lord and savior, blasphemy!
Finally, YT algorithm has marked this content as offensive for “some audience” (❄️❄️❄️...coughing...). RIP ozzyman... RIP.
It's so annoying. I wonder which low life reported this video.
Strange, apparently not everybody gets it, at least I didn't.
@@19Murad77 yes, this was the 1st time I got that too. I was shocked what YT becoming
Theres a reason trolly boy is in the job he is.
He started as a police officer, but got fired after he caused a 15 car pile up while he was controlling an intersection with broken lights.
03:11
"Attenborough covered this"
Lost my mind 😂🤣
That trolley boy would be more popular if he was homeless begging by a cashpoint. 🤣😂😂
No aussie content showing up in recommends 🤔 TH-cam Ai is fooked up
keeps loading me up with useless 10hr calm Music bots 24/7 and them Foreign Lingo vidjas wtf hue wanka's we speakin de Winglish ere in Straya
going thru the Aussie content i missed .