STRESS! - Ozzy Man Reviews
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On the kid and ladder you missed the Buster Keaton connction
The Guy that was trying to maintain the Truck in Snow, made me Laugh 😂.
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Hi Dad
Just ripped my shit charger,3rd bastard in a month and a halfer. New vid Ozzie, worth it.
Well the swimmer one gave me almost a panic attack, that was indeed a bit of a close one bozza
LOVE that he had the line ready. So much more respectable than the typical YOLO c***s
Me, too I was going like oh no, no , no and gasping for air wow that was close
I was stunned the dickheads top side didn't just stand behind the hole together. Running to him and waving through ice and water, expecting he could tell which one of them was by the hole, that could have killed him.
Yes i freaked even knowing ozzy would never show us a dead man. he probably miscounted the number of strokes and thought he passed the exit or he missed the trajectory.
WTF happened to him? Why'd he stop just a couple of feet from the exit? Was he totally unable to see? Maybe someone should've shone a flashlight in from there.
That trucker did a great job. I'm a driver too, and I was behind another truck who almost jackknifed right in front of me just last night. He managed to save it too
That truck driver wouldn't have been in that position if he wasn't going too fast for conditions. You can tell that he was making up ground on that car ahead of him quite quickly even as he was starting to slide.
@@Iffy50 even still, he realized his mistake and was able to correct himself. I was going 50 in North Dakota last night, while my truck can go 65. Straight road, yet my traction control light flashed. So I of course slowed down
@@pacodataco6193 everyone is critical of truck drivers till they need ANYTHING from any store…. Rule of thumb, give them space, flash when they are clear of your bumper for merge, don’t be a d!ck to the pedals that feed us and for heavens sake riding the ass of a truck does nothing. They quite literally transport the vast majority of our goods, all goods across all terrain and are continuously under time constraints that push reasonable thought. Teachers, bus drivers, safety/legal and medical professionals, and cargo haulers are all people who should be making 6 figures without a doubt.
@@sobakathehusky I'd say not all of us deserve 6 figures. There's plenty of drivers out here who wear flip-flops while driving, fueling, etc. I'd say that the only drivers that deserve 6 figures are the guys that go out of their way to help the new guys, though there's no way to see that they do that.
And I agree. I couldn't tell you how many times I'd be on an onramp, turn signal on, and someone will intentionally speed up to stop me from merging only because they don't want to be behind a semi. It's ridiculous
@@pacodataco6193 We cannot make generalisations - I'm sure there are dickheads in both camps. I'm certain there are idiot car drivers who consider trucks a pure nuisance. And the other way around - I was pushed off the road twice by a truck who was changing into the fastest, the most left lane. I don't know, the guy was probably tired, didn't see me, but it was not a pleasant experience, especially with kids in the car.
The nice vending machine guy at my college lets us have the old snacks for free when he restocks the machines every month.
We had one of those too, except he was the caretaker and there was no vending machine 🤫
@selvi p Alright mate
Eeewwww.😜
But, I'll give you the benefit of a doubt being in college at the time. I wouldn't pass up a free meal either.
The café would put any remaining muffins and croissants in bags on a table at 8pm for students (or anyone) to take home
My guy! 👊🏻
“You’ll figure out how to manage it from the top of the broken tree eventually” as a student of the English language I have to say that this was a very good complex phrase. The reason I keep coming to your videos is that they are HILARIOUS 😂 but they’re also great practise. Saludos desde 🇲🇽 México
Johnny. NEVER learn English from an Aussie.
Some aussies were jailed by British for speaking hardcore English.
The good thing is that Chainsaws stop rotate when the grip is gone
@@bubeable Don't let the truth etc
"You’ll figure out how to manage it from the top of the broken tree eventually that's fucking life" this is my new idiom!
"I have trust issues with parachutes." that may be the best quote I've heard this month! well played Ozzyman
I'ma go with "destination famished"
Hahah yeah, I laughed at that one big time and I'm skydiver
I agree they seem like a dodgy invention. Ropes tied to cheap fabric doesn't seem like a very reliable way to float back to earth.
That ladder and the little girl stopped my heart. Things happen so fast with little kids, especially just as we parents turn our backs.
That's what stopped your heart? Not the massive reindeer or the swinging chainsaw? lol
@@majinraptor Not a parent are you? lol
@@David_P132 glaringly obvious eh lol
Wait till your parents, are 200lb toddlers. When the dementia, kicks in.
I deadass screamed, my neighbors prolly think I'm crazy. Or being assaulted.
I love how the first incident was so casual and the others near death experiences
Spoken like someone who has never had the near-death experience of getting your snack stuck in a vending machine.
1:58 - 2:26 that's not a parachute, it's a paraglider. Those crazies mess with the canopy deliberately to achieve certain effects (mostly to do with rapid altitude loss) but they are really really hard to collapse completely. Leave them alone and they right themselves and fly properly again, as we saw here. No stress at all.
“Not only are you hungry you’ve just wasted money”
Yeah nah that’s the worse thing that could happen to a man
Yeh I absolutely hate it when vending machines do that to me!
And you know the next person is going to get two snacks for the price of one.
But women are ok with it?
Edit: this was meant as a dad joke
@@LeviathanArts no not but in the video it’s a man
Stepping on a Lego is much worse.
i need more of those "lucky to be alive" moments .... that water one made me feel like i was asphyxiating lol
I live in Colorado in the USA. Just this week we had a local guy cut a hole in the ice of a lake to go for an under-ice swim. They recovered the body about an hour later....his friends weren't able to help.
You would think they would bring hammers, blowtorches or shovels or something just in case...
Destination fucked. Sorry to hear it.
A rope to the ankle before plunging in might have helped. But hindsight is 20/20. condolences
No way 😱
Thats really sad...
Ozzy hope you know that you make everyone's day better when you post ❤
yeah nah yeah, he's got the typical ozzy man accent. Brings back the old days when i used to live in Perth.
I once had two treats get caught in a vending machine at a rest stop. I put in an incident card to let them know. It was just 2 bucks, no worries. A few months later I received a letter about the incident and two bucks from the DoT. It gave me a chuckle yet also a feeling of appreciation
I live in Chile, I remember when I was at college in 2013, there were plenty of medium size earthquakes that year some of them happened while we were in classes, I knew exactly where to go during the break after such events, yo could pick 5 o 6 snacks for free from the vending machine
Really!!
Haha
😅😅😅
I will never understand the swimming under ice idea. Something that is really dangerous, and achieves absolutely nothing while at the same time being really dull to watch unless something goes wrong.
Basically nascar for Canadians...
@@SilenceDogood76 or Nascar for people with an IQ over 80.
Wow he turns left, wow another left, another left, .... 3 hours later, wow he turns left.
Yeah was going to say "kinda like motor sport".
Kind of like most dangerous spots, really.
Which is why I think that one was fake. Didn't give me any anxiety because I just thought it was a set-up from the get-go for some reason.
That dude under the water gave me terrible anxiety.
Its a fake reaction. There is literally a guy under the water showing him the exit right there.
Ok i cant hold myself back, i have to say it: ive been racing cars for nearly 20 years and i was a professional test-driver for over 5 years and that, THAT truck driver just performed a nearly impossible save. I think ppl dont fully appreciate what just happened there. Absolutely legend that guy, wow. Seriously, wow...
Pretty dramatic aye. Do you think the car in front slowed and caused him to have to hit the brakes or was it just a slippier bit of road? I couldn't tell.
These videos make me more stressed but ozzy's voice nullifies it
Thanks Ozzy, for routinely lowering my stress level.
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Thank you ozzyman for giving me something funny to watch during my break on my nightshift. Ozzy your legend. 😁 Cheers!
@tasya niel 🤡🤡🤡
Best Video Of The Year So Far.. my heart was in my mouth, especially drowning under ice, what a way to go.. phew, and breath!.
"Ya reckon you could sort this out Tim?" I'm alone and still laughed out loud
Paraglider wing, not a parachute. One is for falling slowly, the other for flying, though I can see why this instance is confusing. 🤣
Everything you touch turns to comedy gold Aussie man!
0:59 Freezing
Can't move at all
Screaming
Can't hear my call
I am dying to live
Cry out
I'm trapped under ice
I love the dog in the truck: sitting up; faith in master wavering; a little anxiety cutting in ..
I've done the "driving a truck on an icy road" trick, several times.
Yeah, white knuckle time.
The "parachute" was actually a paraglider and they're literally designed to behave that way when flown into turbulence. Paraglider pilots are actually looking for air moving up which is typically surrounded by air moving down so - yeah - turbulence. That was a scary bit of collapse and a nice recovery. The pilot almost certainly has a reserve 'chute if the main wing gets really folded up.
As a paraglider who on average experiences minor collapses every 20-25 flight or so I can say it really gets my heart going. But they usually recover themselves unless you're doing some elaborate maneuver.
Reached I think the highest level of stress last week, woke up with my head turning and I vomit everytime I ate. Heartbeat was normal, BP too and I was just on my bed whole day. Prior, I was thinking really hard about work, life and the current predicament.
hope you are feeling better!
You were having a panic attack mate.
My mother just got herself a new stair lift. She isn’t happy though, said it’s drives her up the wall…
You terrible wanker I spat up my coffee touche ahahaha
That was evil.
Take my thumbs up, and get out!
Harhar.😏
hoho
Niiiiccceeee!!!😂😂😂
Long stressful day at work, sat down to relax and watch some Ozzy Man. Now I feel like the whole day was a piece of cake.
The guy in the big rig was an absolute legend, calm cool and alert demeanor for the win.
Ozzy Man, we don't deserve you but thanks for being you and all that comes with that fact. 👍
“Sometimes you know something's coming. You can feel it. In the air. In your gut. And you don't sleep at night. The voice in your head is telling you that something is going to go terribly wrong and there's nothing you can do to stop it. That's how I felt when my brother came home.”
Actor who played the brother was Ben Mendelssohn! Opening for Netflix series Bloodline set in Florida Keys!
Stress is also a matter of perspective and experience.
That paraglider pilot was fine. It wasn’t even a particularly bad collapse, but it looks terrifying to someone unfamiliar.
Nothing like waking up in the morning to great hot cup of stress.
Stress gets me out of bed in the afternoon
I'm so glad that you do these...
thank you for being here.
Another awesome video thanks 😊 But there's one thing... About skydiving.... This is actually Paragliding and the parachute is called paraglider. We're launching from the hills or being towed by car or boat. We use thermals to travel hundreds of kilometers. What thos guy or Sheela experienced is just a little turbulent air caused by thermals.
Skydiving on the other hand is jumping from a plane. Its a massive difference between paragliding and skydiving.
That toddler one spiked my stress to the hilt!
I reckon it's faked.
The way it was framed and shot just shouts of two separate shots at different times (one of the kid and one of the ladder falling) composited over each other. Plus the whole faking shots of kids in danger is old (See "That Happy Family"). And moreover why would you film someone putting a ladder against a wall with a tripod in the first place??
Wow, you've managed to find footage of my entire life!!! well f'king done!!
We want more! loved it
Once again you had me in stitches. Over all too quick. Thanks.
Doesn't matter what he says, Ben Mendelsohn is cute as hell. Dreamy.
I could listen to him talk about stress all day long and I'd only get more relaxed.
Whooo that last one with the tree was wild, I used to be an arborist/ do tree and stump removal, he did a good job topping the tree but losing the balance with the wobble is always stressful, good thing his safety gear did what it's supposed to! (also, chainsaws stop spinning when you let go of the button/ trigger actuator, he was safe from that being a risk.)
I think I would have topped it out a lot higher, and chased the hinge a little more!!
@@tomridley232 I agree, would've topped it another 5 to 8 feet higher easily, but the fact he did it and didn't hit anything with the fall is impressive in itself lol. He definitely got lucky in several ways.
@@DJTheMetalheadMercenary Looks to me like too shallow of a pie cut, deeper pie cut would have transferred less force to the pole as it swung off.
A few of the adrenaline junkie climbers I've worked with love "the rodeo ride" from taking big tops out though.
@@insertnamehere6655 Hard to tell from the video but you're probably right, definitely a factor in keeping the rodeo ride to a minimum haha, rock and roll hahahaha!
@@DJTheMetalheadMercenary 🤘
I absolutely love all your videos. So funny. Even when I’m having a bad day I can watch one of your videos and and completely change my mood. Thanks’!!
So I went to look for Ben Mendelsohn's anxiety ad (because I love him) and ended up on Beyond Blue's youtube watching all the stories and now I'm crying but in a healthy way. Thanks Ozzyman, truly, for the therapy xxxx
I’m going to have to ask Ben Mendelsohn to go ahead and stop getting into my head a couple hours before my alarm goes off every night.
Well Ozzy Man, the title said stress but your narration makes this stress-free
I just laugh a lot when I watch this guy's videos. Thank you so much for the smiles and laughter!
Been experiencing "ice anxiety" since watching The Omen 2. It's why I live in Queensland. Thanks for bringing it all back
I'm glad Mendo was there to make me feel......even more stressed!
awesome compilation, big bloody legend! Keep it up! Cheers!!! Greetings from Philippines
Thank you Ozzy man for a whole new outlook on stress and life🤣
With a passenger in my limo, I lost control on an icy road in Colorado Springs and did a complete 360, recovering it in the same lane. I looked back at him and said, "No extra charge for the amusement ride!" That made him release his white knuckles...
Yeah so I normally watch Aussie man for the humor and the good vibes but now imma go take up smoking weed to calm myself down
That ending, idk how much danger that guywas actually in since the chainsaw was always bound to dangle lower than his waist, but still that was definitely terrifying enough to keep me on edge.
Looks like it clipped him on the right calf one as it swung around.
Chainsaws don't spin if you're not holding down a trigger right?
@@elizabethwhitman7846 Indeed, he was not in danger at all. Not from a cutting chainsaw anyway.
It was just a dead weight swinging around at that point. All he had to do was hang on to the tree.
@@reusjen I mean it still can cut you nothing is 100% safe
I watched this whole video while taking a dump, it helped haha. Quickest dump I've taken in weeks haha!
Awesome. Definitely extra extra funny with commentary. Thanks from the bottom of my heart in central Australia
I work in the utility sector, me and my work buddy's do a lot of digging on the streets, that is a very stressed position every day, due to electric cables or gas pipes, trying to avoid hitting them, but thankfully after over our time me and my buddy's have been carefully digging away without blowing up, the company's over these years show you safety videos about worker's who didn't take it safely, those are stressful to watch, very much like most the stuff on your video here, so here I'm sitting at home feck'n stressed like I'm at work, going to send it now to my work buddy's,lol so they can enjoy a night with stress along with me.haha.
Ben Mendelssohn is one of the greatest actors of our generation. Almost as epic as Ozzyman. I just wish Ben would stop talking in my brain 24/7
Meh
@@interestedobserver587 Moo
I have been in the situation that truck driver was in and parts of your body pucker real tight when it starts but a good driver like him can get it under control
Man I love your vids and congrats on 5 million subscribers
That under ice situation seems scary 😳
WTF is with all these weird Megan: "Hotter" posts???
@@OneTequilaTwoTequila are those real people or bots? These seems some carzy people 😅😅
@@mohaimenulislam8782 bots. They're all over youtube these days
@@loonytoons8130 how does this bots work?
@@mohaimenulislam8782 not knowledgeable about how they're designed but they basically reply to well-liked comments in videos made by popular channels to advertise some shady website.
I can't handle this video man, will check out of this series if it becomes one, obviously my coping mechanisms are not up to the task and the anxiety clips in the between freak me out more. I'm sure there are some that love this stuff and I will let them have it lol,
Thx for adding yanet garcia to the end,that surely liftet my spirit.
Well, I audibly gasped twice in one video. High score achieved. Well done, mate.
I never though that my lifestyle would be reviewed by Ozzyman himself.
But well here we are!
What
How are things in Colombo?
@@NS-gr9cy ehh, the whole of Sri Lanka too hot today lol
Swimming under an frozen lake really stressed me out. I cant even hold my breath for 30 seconds.. 😱
My stress levels peaked to a maximum with the frozen lake video omg 😱
ozzy! youre the man! thank you...your videos are crazily awesome... really helped me survive insanity coz of covid. keep it up!
Well OzzyMan now that my heart rate is dangerously up I’ll clean my teeth and go to bed. Great video 👍👏🇦🇺
Nothing better than coming home and watching Ozzy Man
I needed this, making my morning more meaningful.
Nice thing with the line for that diver, and also it was very important that he didn't panic and he moved very slowly to reduce oxygen consumption. That's the problem with these things, there's stuff that you can't just go ahead and do, you need to know that you can do it.
A wise turtle once said "When your food gets stuck in a vending machine, just bang on the glass. It is way cheaper then buying another snack."
Sometimes I think it would be great working at an insurance company reading all those claims. Imagine the guy in the tree wasn't that lucky and cut his leg off. That must be an interesting read...
Most (not all) chain saws have a form of dead man's switch. When the handle/control is released the chain quits spinning to avoid the worst injuries. The weight behind it as it spun into him probably left some beautiful bruises, though.
@@jayneedoh5684 You usually wear protective pants, they're designed so that once the chainsaw hits them the fibers clog up the chain and stall the saw before it saws your leg off.
On the insurance company part; it's fun for a week or two, after that you get cynical, then depressed... Reading idiots claiming their car flipped upside down into a ditch while it was 'parked overnight', looking at the police photo of make up traces on the airbag........
Thanks Oz. I needed to lighten up a bit today.
Love the way you said you are getting older , kind of made me feel better for my own cowardly decisions
Here's your obligatory "That's not a parachute, it's a paraglider"-comment. Perople get stressed out, when their favourite sport ist called incorrectly. Saying it for a friend.
Well I'm glad someone said it......it was stressing me out a lot.......
I can see my house in the parachute clip! It's Magilligan, Northern Ireland. He must be a paraglider off nearby Benevenagh mountain. Random fact: This is the same cliffside where they filmed Daenerys being captured by the Dothraki after being rescued from Mereen by Drogon.
That vending machine has given me flash backs to the time I got crisps stuck so tried the crisps above and ended up with 3 packets stuck, got a snicker from the top which hit the crisps and bounced off into another shelf. Noone ever seems to have a key to open them either. Always some travelling dude who's only there once a day.
And this machine was stuck in that little hole so that you couldn't even shake it or rock it.
In germany we have this mandatory "Schnittschutzkleidung" when using a chainsaw, which are clothes that protect you from getting cut by a chainsaw. - Yes, we have a word for everything! - In this tree-scene you can see why these clothes can be livesaving.
The video of swimmer under the ice was made next to my village :D Never thought I would see home in Ozzy's review
Mendo! You are a f*****g champ! I remember those adds when I was suffering with...well...let's be honest...I'm always suffering with some level of anxiety, but those adds really helped me. They also showcased how great an actor you really are! Love ya Mendo!
Me waking up at 5am, can't sleep cause I'm stressed out.... "sweet a notification from Oz man! " 🤣
I needed to watch Ozzy Man Reviews Happiness to decompress after this very stressful video.
My life has all these beat. Cake walk is all I seen here. Step it up Ozzy!
The older I get, the less cool I am with heights, too. Weird how that shit goes.
The gymnastics one brought me here a while back and I've never left 😆
"Sometimes stress is something you can see coming from a mile away like a charging reindeer but you only acknowledge it at the last second.
Then before you know it, you're stuck on a wobbly broken tree with a chainsaw swinging around ya. Maybe it will cut your limbs off, maybe it won't. But you'll figure out how to manage from the top of the broken tree eventually."
That *is* fucking life. Such profound wisdom to start my day with, Ozzy.
Bro cmon it's 4am I thought this was stress relief lol
I nearly died from paragliding one time. That clip brought me STRESS!
Vending machines like that are a source of stress. An auto escape tool with the window breaker is the stress reliever.
Hats off to the truck driver !!! Mad skills!!
Thx, happy Australia Day for yesterday 🇦🇺 🦘
Like Ozzy Man's narration of what the dog's thinking - calling the trucker - Tim 🤣
"Maybe it will chop your legs off, maybe it wont"
Why is that delivery so funny? 🤣
Great video - with the added bonus of Ben Mendelsohn ❤