Kramer trying to convince George, is priceless . It felt like he was a young model being taken advantage of by a sleazy photographer . Just priceless lol
Love how one of the biggest plot devices in the show is how easily the main cast are able to influence each other. They barely consider each other friends (mostly just consider themselves all friends with jerry) yet they’re able to convince each other to completely ruin their greatest opportunities and invent new terrible opportunities to embark on.
It may be one of the shortest jokes in the whole show but Newman's business card just saying "Newman" absolutely broke me while watching the episode, I could not stop laughing, what a brilliant yet simple joke.
George's picture at 4:29 is actually blown up on the wall of one of my local bar's ladies bathrooms, one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life 🤣
HEY!.... even small wins count for MUCH!.... Ugh... I long to have such a close arch-nemesis, I've longed all my life for one... will I ever find true HATE??
A big shout out to Jason Alexander for having the comedy chops and self deprecation to have his body "ridiculed" worldwide, even though as a professional actor, we all know he is in on the joke, which makes it even funnier.
He's a professional. The only lines he drew were that 1. He demanded to be in EVERY episode, even though not being in one for story reasons would give him a week off with full pay and 2. He asked them to tone down some of the Jewish jokes in the circumcision episode
Kramer and George didn't get too many stories and scenes together but they were always gold together! The two most popular and funniest of the core four were magic when put together. Jason and Michael were an awesome combo!
Gotta love how the development station monitor is smack dab in the front window and facing the street so anybody walking by can see people's private pictures, lol.
My sister bought that same picture of George when she was at a convention in Atlanta a few years ago. When she moved out of our house, she left it behind. I thought about hanging it up in my room but I think most visitors would get the wrong idea (especially if they've never watched this show). Same reason why I was hesitant to put an "ASSMAN" plate on the front of my car and instead opted for "BAN ONE" from the same Amazon seller.
Gotta love Hollywood - Jerry, George and Kramer always seemed to be dating women who could be catalog/fashion models. They all wanted to appear on a very popular sitcom for the cachet/money I'm sure.
You know how rich people often have photos or paintings of themselves on their walls? Imagine George is a rich man and you enter his mansion, and you see that at 4:13 on the wall in his house.
“Ooooohh! How I’ve longed for this moment, Seinfeld. They day that I finally have the proof I need to drag you from your cushy lair… and expose you to the light of justice as the monster that you really are! A MONSTER SO VILE-“ “Newman!” *squeaks* “There’ll uh… be a small fine.”
Sigh, once again, they have to leave out some things, they have a time limit they need to fit a plot into. That line, while good, did not advance the plot.
lol 2:25 is probably my favorite Newman moment. He is losing his mind, he just wants to “get” Jerry so bad. The evil look on his face after seeing the picture says it all “Jerry, I got you now!”
Even a police officer cannot confiscate photos without a warrant but somehow a postal worker has the authority to do it by jus presenting his businss card with a last name on it. The absurdity of it is clearly intentional but glorious
@@ericmiller9688 Right but they have to be sent through the mail to be confiscated. Newman just walked in full of confidence and authority and bluffed the clerk into handing them over.
Kramer trying to convince George, is priceless . It felt like he was a young model being taken advantage of by a sleazy photographer . Just priceless lol
"... because you're a fun guy!"
Lol!
The key word is ‘tasteful’
Lol I modeled for 10 years. It's so true. They frame it like it was your idea all along 😂
That must be the way "casting couch" session begin 😂😂😂
Love how one of the biggest plot devices in the show is how easily the main cast are able to influence each other. They barely consider each other friends (mostly just consider themselves all friends with jerry) yet they’re able to convince each other to completely ruin their greatest opportunities and invent new terrible opportunities to embark on.
Kramer turns on the fan, even though George doesn't have long hair, nor loose clothing to blow. I love little absurdities like that.
It's to cool down the room. George is heating it up. 😂
It may be one of the shortest jokes in the whole show but Newman's business card just saying "Newman" absolutely broke me while watching the episode, I could not stop laughing, what a brilliant yet simple joke.
ikr right?
Lol! Also in another episode how Uncle Leo signs for a package "Uncle Leo".
I agree!!!🤣🎀
@@ap70621 Its in this same episode
George is so delusional
The Timeless Art of Seduction
A.K.A: "Playing Games."🤣 Normally you would have a fan on to blow someone's hair around, but George has NO hair to blow around.
*nod in agreement
Her - Sorry I can't seem to find your photos.
George - And the dance continues..!
I love the fact that Newman's business card is just his name. No number, no email, no fax. Just his name and the company he works at.
George's picture at 4:29 is actually blown up on the wall of one of my local bar's ladies bathrooms, one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life 🤣
an Applebee's in Louisiana did that lol
OMG. Would be pretty good birth control; get them out of the mood quick.....
I love Newman giving his dramatic speech, and the penalty is just a fine.
a small fine
HEY!.... even small wins count for MUCH!....
Ugh... I long to have such a close arch-nemesis, I've longed all my life for one... will I ever find true HATE??
Lol the level of creativity, when Newman uses that clicker like they were watching a actual Slide presentation on a projector.
A monster so VILEEEEE 🤣
JUSTICE!!
"Camera loves stout" I love how Kramer can just make up absolute nonsense with such confidence! It is a miracle he isnt in politics.
He would be the nonchalant savant of the possy 😂
The man is too funny
George’s “Oh my God!” kills me every time. 😂😂
Same lol
Best part of the whole episode lol
Always cracks me up
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
That's Estelle's oh my god from the bet
Lol the level of creativity, when Newman uses that clicker like they were watching a actual Slide presentation on a projector.
4:30 whoa!
Lessons 101: Listen to Kramer at your own risk😂
Poor George
😭😭 kramer doesn't have it all they listen to him all the time and screw them over and over
When he sincerely tries to help anyone he ruins lives the most.
That "hello" and goofy look from the photo store guy at George kills me every time
Bwahahaah🤣🤣. Me too!
Getting the wrong attention from the wrong person 😅
I always lose it when Jerry says "I have a few questions of my own".
The older mailman's reaction to Jerry saying "The timeless art of seduction" LOL!
😂😂😂
I love how the business card just says "Newman" and NOTHING ELSE
Newman using a clicker to change the cardboard photos at the end is hilarious
A big shout out to Jason Alexander for having the comedy chops and self deprecation to have his body "ridiculed" worldwide, even though as a professional actor, we all know he is in on the joke, which makes it even funnier.
He's a professional. The only lines he drew were that 1. He demanded to be in EVERY episode, even though not being in one for story reasons would give him a week off with full pay and 2. He asked them to tone down some of the Jewish jokes in the circumcision episode
@@trequor George doesn't appear in the episode "The Pen."
@@ianfinrir8724 that was the reason he made the demand going forward
He seems to have a decent physique, slightly overweight maybe.
@@yellowblanka6058 but they make fun of him being short, bald, stocky in like every other episode.
"We have a few questions we'd like you to answer."
"I have a few questions of my own!"
😂😂
4:01 “not so fast!
Pretty boy..”
Kramer and George didn't get too many stories and scenes together but they were always gold together! The two most popular and funniest of the core four were magic when put together. Jason and Michael were an awesome combo!
The sound Newman makes at 3:50 (he sounds like a rubber squeaky toy)
I'm dying
This episode was so good they were all holding back laughter multiple times! I'm dead!! XDXD
How he say "jerry" at 2:28 always cracks me tf up
Still cracks me up after all these years.😂
You cut out the best part where Jerry overhears Kramer saying "You're a lover boy!".
Gotta love how the development station monitor is smack dab in the front window and facing the street so anybody walking by can see people's private pictures, lol.
Kramer with all his craziness has good ideas but it still goes wrong at execution. We all need a Kramer in our lives to make it amusing. 😅
What are you talking about? It was a terrible idea, and George lost his chance with a cute blonde because he listened to Kramer!
Newman's squeal gets me every time 😂 😆
4:34 - I love the way George says, "Oh my God!"
My sister bought that same picture of George when she was at a convention in Atlanta a few years ago. When she moved out of our house, she left it behind. I thought about hanging it up in my room but I think most visitors would get the wrong idea (especially if they've never watched this show). Same reason why I was hesitant to put an "ASSMAN" plate on the front of my car and instead opted for "BAN ONE" from the same Amazon seller.
Hehehe brilliant idea.. I might see if I can get one too.
Nice what kind of convention?
He had good pecs.
Good thing you didn't keep the poster.
Kramer could use some work on his.
But his buttocks are sublime.
That’s good
....'cause you're a fun guy! (George's bashful smile)
This woman is probably the most beautiful of all the ones that appeared on show.
Was. Time makes fools of us all.
@@AYVYN Granted, it's been a few years since this aired but I'm guessing she's still very attractive for her age group. She's a natural beauty.
Gotta love Hollywood - Jerry, George and Kramer always seemed to be dating women who could be catalog/fashion models. They all wanted to appear on a very popular sitcom for the cachet/money I'm sure.
The actress was a teenager.
@@terrycullen3302 Even better.
Everyone needs a George costanza in their lives 😂. No more depression.
"Can We Go Now?"....."Not So Fast Pretty boy"
Such a good one. Love the pictures at the end lol the big black guy
Kramer is the expert in everything 😂
I wonder how many “models” he done that with
He’s absolutely not lmao!
Kramer is a dude with a lot of confidence and can-do mentality who will try anything and everything.
The interplay of lights and shades in the photographs show a modicum of genius talent
He dabbles. He's a dabbler.
@L_O_W_K_E_Y-G I'd say more like a 5 of Clubs of all trades at best.
George become a model. Epic one😂😂😂
He held the short lived job of a hand model in the past
George is a lover boy!
She was a really pretty girl though, that’s gotta hurt George 😂
Yeah, probably the most naturally beautiful potential girlfriend he had.
That's my future wife
Kramer the photographer is hilarious 😂 and George pretending to be a model!😅
He was a successful hand model for a short time!
"I put my trust on the wrong person" hahahaha
He said the key word was tasteful!
The timeless art of seduction.
@@rhyancoleman6462 Love how the older postal employee holding the picture just nods at that, hahaha
3:50 I love that part
Her - Sorry I can't seem to find your photos.
George - And the dance continues..!
When Kramer has an idea, the whole world hopes for the best, prepares for the worst.
You know how rich people often have photos or paintings of themselves on their walls? Imagine George is a rich man and you enter his mansion, and you see that at 4:13 on the wall in his house.
The expression of the other postal worker is hilarious
Kramer as a photographer in another universe is something we all deserve 😂
“The timeless art of seduction.” - Jerry
The Newman monologue is brilliant
Word of the day, "TASTEFUL."
4:34 ¡ O H M Y G O D !
😆
So Kramer; hidden genius, understood Tinder decades before online match sites
"Lover boy" LOL
3:50 LMAO THAT SQUEAK
Wayne Knight makes some hilarious sounds. My favorite is in fact from Jurassic Park when Dodgson showed Nedry the cannister.
"...I put my trust in the wrong person.." 😂😂😂
My favourite Newman moment 03:49
“Ooooohh! How I’ve longed for this moment, Seinfeld. They day that I finally have the proof I need to drag you from your cushy lair… and expose you to the light of justice as the monster that you really are! A MONSTER SO VILE-“
“Newman!”
*squeaks*
“There’ll uh… be a small fine.”
The fan subtly added a poetic flow of air through his hair
You know the troubles jerry and george went through this episode were all caused by kramer
Like usual lol
I love how Kramer talks to George about being fun.
This is what peak performance looks like.
"Feel the beat"😂
"LOVER BOOOY! YOU ARE A LOVER BOOOY!" "Oh yeah.....this can't miss"
Kramer: you’re a fun guy
George: 🍄
4:03 "No so fast, pretty boy"
🤭
If you follow Kramer's Advice,Just jump from the Brooklyn Bridge
😂😢😮😅😊
"its called mail fraud" the joy in newmans voice getting vengeance on jerry is priceless
The funniest part is when Kramer turns on the fan. George has no hair!!
Oh, yeah, this can't miss!
one of the funniest lines ever on Seinfeld and is very underrated overall
“Finally, the little guy asked me out” coming from a gorgeous blonde girl to a stocky bald man is purely fictional!
2:24 i love this part "Jerry... Jerry.... Jerry? Jerrryahahaha"
"I put my trust in the wrong person; he said the keyword is tasteful." 😂😂😂
i searched this scene just for george’s “oh my god”
Watching kramer give f*** up advices to others tat gives us the best episodes of seinfeld. 😂😂😂
Kramer really knows how to get someone to start feeling themselves lol 🤣😭
NEWMAN!!!
SIgh, once again they left out the best lines.
Kramer: You are a lover boy, you are a lover boy.
Jerry: Oh yeah, this can't miss.
Sigh, once again, they have to leave out some things, they have a time limit they need to fit a plot into. That line, while good, did not advance the plot.
Kramer to the rescue 😂😂😂
" no no you're stout!" Lol... 😂
Jerry's mushroom jokes are hilarious.
The funniest part of this segment is the ides that a blonde like that would be into george😂😂😂😂😂😂.
My dad happens to have a copy of this picture of George from this Seinfeld episode.
Newman gets so into “exposing” Jerry 😂.
I like Newman walking down the street muttering "Jerry" before looking in the store window.
The amount of omgs raising exponentially
You are a lover boy, you are a lover boy
Oooh yeah, this can't miss
Photo store Sheila is absolutely gorgeous
Kramer is my spirit animal. 🤣❤️✌🏻
She was by far the cutest girl in the show...
Yeah, she seemed far too nice/normal though so it probably wouldn't have lasted.
lol 2:25 is probably my favorite Newman moment. He is losing his mind, he just wants to “get” Jerry so bad. The evil look on his face after seeing the picture says it all “Jerry, I got you now!”
5:00 :.SHEILAAAAA!!!🗣️
I like how the photoshop guy doesn't seem too concerned that his seductive half naked picture was confiscated by the post office.
He probably had a thing for Newman since he knew George was interested in his co-worker.
@@danlower7834 nah he took those photos before he found out George was straight when Sheila said he asked her out
What is de name of thuis actie? I thought it was Ving Rhames bit I am not sure
@@thedunneminopinion5804 They really do all look the same.
newman: jerry at 2:28 lol
3:34 Oooooooh, how I've longed for this mmoment LOL!
the black guy at 4:30 lol
George couldn't pull a prime piece of trim like that in a million years
You're a lover boooy, you're a lover boooy! xD
United States Postal Service "Newman"
Like Cher, Newman goes by only one name.
Newman is brilliant 😂
4:30 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Newman was actually a private detective in real life .
Even a police officer cannot confiscate photos without a warrant but somehow a postal worker has the authority to do it by jus presenting his businss card with a last name on it. The absurdity of it is clearly intentional but glorious
The post office is federal mailman can confiscate things that violate that
@@ericmiller9688 Right but they have to be sent through the mail to be confiscated. Newman just walked in full of confidence and authority and bluffed the clerk into handing them over.
Seinfeld is great. Better than most movies.