Doctor Reacts To Hilarious South Park Medical Scenes

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  • Last year I reacted to medical scenes from The Simpsons. One of you suggested I should reacted to South Park medical scenes, and I challenged you to get that comment to 10,000 likes. Boy did you deliver! So, to cash that check, I sat down and reacted to medical scenes from Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s Comedy Central sensation, South Park. There was a ton of hilarious stuff in here and plenty of opportunities for me to talk about some medicine! While Cartman’s gingervitis might not be real, gingivitis is and there are tons of myths about red/ginger hair and freckles. I also discussed Kyle’s need for a kidney transplant, Stan confronting “naturopaths” selling miracle supplements, Cartman getting shots for vaccines and vaccinations, and the antics of Dr. Doctor. We’ll save Kenny’s unfortunate endings for another time ;)
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  • @DoctorMike
    @DoctorMike  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1767

    BRUTAL Squid Game Injury Reactions Here -> th-cam.com/video/960Dn0H-tDQ/w-d-xo.html

  • @suyangsong
    @suyangsong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6280

    lmfao "get me 50 cc of ketamine STAT, and get something for the kid too"
    I actually laughed so hard too

    • @pro-11-brawlstars68
      @pro-11-brawlstars68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      That’s the best line

    • @CornholioPuppetMaster
      @CornholioPuppetMaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ketamine is a schedule three drug which means a doctor doesn’t even have to prescribe it

    • @EGstill85
      @EGstill85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      What are you talking about? Schedule III means a doctor or animal vet administering ketamine to patients under their supervision have to register and apply for approval to dispense the medication with the DEA. These schedule changes to many potentially addictive substances were made partially as a means of limiting substance abuse, and also as a “tough on crime” response to jail people in need of treatment during the most ignorant times of the government’s obsession with trying to convince Americans it’s war on drugs wasn’t an abysmal failure.

    • @andrewkarle2103
      @andrewkarle2103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      get better humor

    • @juicywewe2176
      @juicywewe2176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@andrewkarle2103 you have no father figure

  • @Psych2go
    @Psych2go 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12213

    These react videos are so entertaining to watch from a doctor's perspective. :P

    • @faithdecoteau1643
      @faithdecoteau1643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

      What if you did a collab with Doctor Mike? He puts a lot of emphasis on mental health as well

    • @abriannaaguilera2123
      @abriannaaguilera2123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      :0000000000
      Love your videos

    • @queenzandra7269
      @queenzandra7269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      My therapist is here too?

    • @miette76
      @miette76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@faithdecoteau1643 Yes! Collab!

    • @inspired.8815
      @inspired.8815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      colab pls.

  • @ojjuiceman
    @ojjuiceman ปีที่แล้ว +2109

    The ketamine joke is one of my favorite jokes of all time. That joke for some reason is hilarious to me

    • @bitlethal
      @bitlethal ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't get the joke

    • @osti8425
      @osti8425 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Aaron Yamamoto funny as when you know cunts addicted to ket

    • @theInaro
      @theInaro ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@bitlethal he said "and for the kid too" implying he was giving himself ketamine

    • @wagswag
      @wagswag ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@theInaroI don’t get the free range aspirin joke

    • @hashbrown470
      @hashbrown470 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@wagswag (of livestock, especially poultry) kept in natural conditions, with freedom of movement.

  • @pearlmoth
    @pearlmoth ปีที่แล้ว +892

    the fact that you said “your kidneys get rid of toxins for you” while the reason kyle was sick was because type 1 diabetes destroyed his kidneys 😂

    • @johmari1830
      @johmari1830 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😅

    • @BunchaSketches
      @BunchaSketches ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He did not only say kidneys, but also liver and lungs.

    • @GiveMeMahCheesyPoofs
      @GiveMeMahCheesyPoofs ปีที่แล้ว +23

      “Come on,we are gonna steal cartmans kidney to save my best friend Kyle!”
      -Stan Marsh

    • @weirdcatkid
      @weirdcatkid ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@BunchaSketchesOMG JOE CAINE 😦

    • @Rawer.we.
      @Rawer.we. ปีที่แล้ว

      @@weirdcatkidthey only have 38 subs, not real

  • @paulzapodeanu9407
    @paulzapodeanu9407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6083

    You missed the best one. The one where Cartman tries to fly with cardboard wings, and the doctor diagnoses him with severe stupidity, stupidity which has caused him to fall and get in to a coma. That episode is pure awesome.

    • @NikitaAnnenkov
      @NikitaAnnenkov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      😂 the way Cartman lands on the ground and silence afterward gets me every time

    • @Czarwinters3313
      @Czarwinters3313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Cartmans special gift

    • @jo3d1rt391
      @jo3d1rt391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I think you mean he missed the baked potato scene from the movie. Classic.

    • @DixonMayas420
      @DixonMayas420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Also missed the one where Kenny throws a ninja star at Butters’ eye 😂

    • @ainadupuis2651
      @ainadupuis2651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He needs to do part 2 yo!

  • @peterkrug4124
    @peterkrug4124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10497

    "Son, we replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live."

  • @johnmn3500
    @johnmn3500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3488

    I like how the doctor instantly discusses Kyle's medical info to Stan totally dismissing confidentiality.

    • @alecrechtiene558
      @alecrechtiene558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lol, I just realized that. Minnesota gang here too!🌲❄️🌨🥵☀️

    • @AM0908
      @AM0908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Of the whole show.... Thats what got you lol

    • @In_the_notepad
      @In_the_notepad ปีที่แล้ว +4

      6:51 XD

    • @MiKaMiKa-e5b
      @MiKaMiKa-e5b ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Minnesota!!!! Hi thereee- Minnesota person

    • @workaholic4nothing
      @workaholic4nothing ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@In_the_notepadI like Cartman's song 😂

  • @indiraderose-walker
    @indiraderose-walker ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I love how they all care so much abt each other being sick and then when Kenny gets impaled they are just like “there goes Kenny” and then they just leave lol

  • @largebeefis4951
    @largebeefis4951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4109

    "What is going on with the ethics of these shows?" Cartman cooked a kids parents into chili and watched and danced as he ate it. Not much more to be said.

    • @yarenaksoy8914
      @yarenaksoy8914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Chili father was his own father too and what made him upset wasn't the fact that he cooked his own father but it was that he's a ginger

    • @Nyacinth
      @Nyacinth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Omfg I was thinking about the same thing when he said that

    • @JohnEusebioToronto
      @JohnEusebioToronto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Correction: he danced AFTER he ate it. He made sure to wait until Scott had eaten most of the bowl before revealing what had happened.

    • @studium-
      @studium- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@yarenaksoy8914 I thought cartman's mom was his dad. Maybe Mike should look at that episode?

    • @eric..t.cartman
      @eric..t.cartman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman chili

  • @DoctorEyeHealth
    @DoctorEyeHealth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10450

    I grew up with South Park and my patients always look at me weird when I reference SP. also, huge amounts of respect for the San Andreas reference. 😃

    • @ayushmanchakraborty5015
      @ayushmanchakraborty5015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Hello doctor allen

    • @GrooveyBobby
      @GrooveyBobby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Hey doc ....😀

    • @princeali8862
      @princeali8862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      People: avengers endgame was the biggest crossover ever.
      Me :

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      HERE IS OUR SAVIOR
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

    • @2Papinos
      @2Papinos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Praise___YaH Wtf is wrong with you? do you need a doctor or psychiatrist?

  • @tristanp4527
    @tristanp4527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1362

    GIVE THE TOY
    EARN THE TRUST
    THEN INJECT THE SHOT
    MiSSiON PASSED respect +

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      Maybe I should make a video game app?

    • @tristanp4527
      @tristanp4527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I would play it

    • @geezus7152
      @geezus7152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@tristanp4527 me too

    • @perelzingorenko8191
      @perelzingorenko8191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yess you should make one! I would totally play it!

    • @marileisa
      @marileisa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tristanp4527 No my storage is full so I won’t be able to download the app...

  • @Grace.24647
    @Grace.24647 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Love how eric is just going feral and Dr Mike is giving actual solutions XD

  • @yumeka_is_dreaming
    @yumeka_is_dreaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2803

    1. Give a toy.
    2. Earn the trust.
    3. Give a shot.
    4. Face the "you deceived me" look.

    • @yumeka_is_dreaming
      @yumeka_is_dreaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      But there is a bright side of this.
      When a stranger gives child a candy and says: "now you have to go with me because I gave you a candy and you took it" then child knows something is not right.

    • @doggo_ovo5846
      @doggo_ovo5846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Hahahaha i had to just sit in my therapists room with children toys (mind you I was 11 and have autism which my therapist was overjoyed bc normally females don't have autism) so when my mum was talking to the therapist I was just moving around and sitting in random spots THEN after all that I got to pick a toy nearly every time I got a ball BC my lil sis just keeps stealing them

    • @guestmen
      @guestmen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Rank: the betrayed

    • @kasuraga
      @kasuraga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Remember the last time someone tricked cartman? He fed him his parents.

    • @cashkromsupernerd1193
      @cashkromsupernerd1193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh, so that IS real. I always just got a sticker after the appointment, didn't realize there were other options

  • @oDogg0206
    @oDogg0206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Don't remove your friend's kidney with a wood saw: well there go my plans for this weekend

    • @daddyosink4413
      @daddyosink4413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Right? I guess I'll just go fishing instead of filling my bath tub with ice today.....

    • @michellewilt4479
      @michellewilt4479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ... that's fine, Ill use a rusty spoon instead.

    • @hah3076
      @hah3076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@michellewilt4479 ok salad fingers

    • @michellewilt4479
      @michellewilt4479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hah3076 shhhh don't tell my secrets

    • @sheldonmatthews4807
      @sheldonmatthews4807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just remove a stranger’s kidney instead of your friends, problem solved

  • @thestickman595
    @thestickman595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    "Who wakes up from a nap missing a kidney?" Obviously Dr. Mike has never seen Charlie the Unicorn...

    • @quicksilver0294
      @quicksilver0294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YESSSS I thought that too lolll that’s so old now 🥺

    • @abcdefg2174
      @abcdefg2174 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice job copying and pasting some else's comment

    • @sarahadams5575
      @sarahadams5575 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really buddy? 🤨

    • @thatonerainbowslushie9266
      @thatonerainbowslushie9266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty sure something along these lines was in Red Dwarf too

    • @koolpersonnn9351
      @koolpersonnn9351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thatonerainbowslushie9266 omg now I need to rewatch red dwarf, OH HOW THE TIME HAS FLOWN

  • @thedragon305
    @thedragon305 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    3:40 cartman's friends just dyed his hair

  • @howdy4504
    @howdy4504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    "Who wakes up from a nap missing a kidney"
    Doctor Mike clearly doesn't remember Charlie the Unicorn

    • @That.Lady.withtheYarn
      @That.Lady.withtheYarn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Candy mountain charlie
      Have they finished the series yet?

    • @kristinabaker3271
      @kristinabaker3271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yesssss

    • @kirill2525
      @kirill2525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lamas with hats

    • @12DAMDO
      @12DAMDO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he also probably never bought anything from Craig's List

    • @12Mantis
      @12Mantis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Charlie......charlie......charlie.......charlie...... QUICK, grab onto our tongue's! *Blat!*

  • @royalmage1931
    @royalmage1931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6741

    The real hero is the editor who found all the medical scenes without the swearing

    • @alper.i8135
      @alper.i8135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @The Hiddencar?

    • @jibeson9145
      @jibeson9145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Scenes*

    • @mrznesha318
      @mrznesha318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@jibeson9145 oh my God!!!!
      I did not want to be a grammar Nazi (because I know it can be annoying) but I’m sooooooo glad you said it, Thank Youuu!!!! Blessings be with you my friend!!!🙏🏽🙏🏽

    • @jibeson9145
      @jibeson9145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@mrznesha318 I’ve accepted my role 🙋🏻‍♂️ These things need to be checked. If no one is corrected how can we expect to get better?

    • @thatoldladyyouhitwiththatt7400
      @thatoldladyyouhitwiththatt7400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jibeson9145 I’m not gonna lie but you missed they way he spelled “the”

  • @Lmc130
    @Lmc130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    I can confirm that being ginger is a real and true medical condition that I have suffered with my entire life

    • @garlicbread7474
      @garlicbread7474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      same

    • @PetiteGinger69
      @PetiteGinger69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here

    • @jasminejohnston6393
      @jasminejohnston6393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah but South Park treating being ginger like albinism is a bit much...

    • @PetiteGinger69
      @PetiteGinger69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jasminejohnston6393 agreed

    • @derickperez185
      @derickperez185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why do they make fun of gingers in the US? in my country and many others we think being ginger is the sexiest thing lol.

  • @mattbenz99
    @mattbenz99 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    0:22 As an adult with a fear of needles, thank you. I always ask doctors to keep the needle out of my eyesight when I need to get a shot. Most oblige the request, but for some reason, as a kid, I had a doctor who thought that having me see the needle would somehow calm me. It was insanely stupid and just made me fight the doctor as a kid. The doctor literally never learned and I grew up fighting the doctor every single time.

    • @faizans4537
      @faizans4537 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      why did you just close your eyes lmao

    • @Aspirant-fi9lt
      @Aspirant-fi9lt 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@faizans4537 yeah i mean if the doctor said OPEN YOUR EYES or something , that is psychotic

    • @Koda_The_Fox
      @Koda_The_Fox 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      They need to get fired

    • @SpeaksYourWord
      @SpeaksYourWord 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You ought to grow up

    • @JENO666_
      @JENO666_ หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@SpeaksYourWord it's hard being calm while watching a needle go through your skin

  • @miaashly7
    @miaashly7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    Me: that kidney isn’t even viable anymore. It wasn’t put on ice.
    South Park: it was a trick.

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I think in the episode Cartman asks well whose kidney was it? And they said a dog's, lol

    • @site19s_finest
      @site19s_finest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      499 likes
      pog

    • @treehugger0241
      @treehugger0241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danielleking262 That just raises more questions!!

    • @saphpng
      @saphpng 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just ruined your 666 likes

  • @BOMBON187
    @BOMBON187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1338

    "Who just wakes up from a nap missing a kidney"
    People who get drugged at nightclubs and wake up in a bathtub full of ice that's who.

    • @creepycoffee9810
      @creepycoffee9810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      People who were visited by Eyeless Jack

    • @mrade5321
      @mrade5321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That sounds really morbid and matter of fact. Did you ever get your kidney back?

    • @tristanchaplin392
      @tristanchaplin392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Rudizel Meg is from Family Guy.

    • @Ririkins
      @Ririkins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Charlie the Unicorn, that's who.

    • @deez2174
      @deez2174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Is this from personal experience because that is oddly specific

  • @foxtrot3605
    @foxtrot3605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    " An apple a day keeps the doctor away.. "
    Doctor Mike : *Has iPhone*

    • @CarsonGiology4155
      @CarsonGiology4155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      his apple brought so many doctors together.

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      oh man I didn't even think about this....going to buy new PC

    • @sirmorallyincorrect4638
      @sirmorallyincorrect4638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@DoctorMike but you're a doctor...

    • @waheedabdullah6371
      @waheedabdullah6371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@DoctorMike React to Dr. Mike telling Homer how to get obese from, "King-Size Homer", episode

    • @FlowingDown
      @FlowingDown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it at them hard enough :)

  • @EazyE-Rules
    @EazyE-Rules 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Thank God Mike didn't watch Kenny throwing a ninja star at butters eye 😂😂

  • @voidmayonnaise
    @voidmayonnaise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    Code 5-6 is totally a legitimate hospital code.
    You probably haven’t heard of it because it means Cartman has Kenny’s ghost living inside him.

    • @Jamjamsart
      @Jamjamsart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      hello void mayo from Stardew Valley

    • @Kevin_Theadore1
      @Kevin_Theadore1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      O

    • @elsier30
      @elsier30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMAO

    • @4074-j9d
      @4074-j9d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Being inside of cartman made me feel something unimaginably bad

    • @slooshified_
      @slooshified_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait what episode whas that

  • @brifriend2837
    @brifriend2837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2414

    In reference to the “ginger” episode. Cartman forces everyone to believe that gingers are evil and that Kyle is one of the worst ones. So they end up segregating them from the other kids. So In retaliation Kyle bleaches cartmans skin and dyes his hair.

    • @ariadnedealmeida8492
      @ariadnedealmeida8492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      then Cartman makes a whole ginger cult that almost killed everyone

    • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
      @JaneDoe-ci3gj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thanks!

    • @renx81
      @renx81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      That's pretty succinct, except that he never said Kyle was one of the worst ones. In fact, it was the opposite - he called Kyle "a daywalker", which is someone who lacks the standard skin pigmentation deficiency of regular gingers. He of course still wasted no time to rip on Kyle, prompting the latter to pull this prank on him.
      On a side note, those are always my favorite types of South Park episodes where Cartman gets punished for his horrible antics. Awesome-O and Le Petit Tourette are other examples that immediately come to mind.

    • @iseeyouineverystar
      @iseeyouineverystar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      this happened to me when i was little lol

    • @terrodark98
      @terrodark98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@iseeyouineverystar your friend bleached your skin and dyed your hair when you were little? 😳

  • @MrManueleh
    @MrManueleh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    Don't remove your friends kidney at home. I'm glad you told me that before it was to late.

    • @WoofyZShow
      @WoofyZShow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOL

    • @BLACKRedDragon
      @BLACKRedDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes friends your Frenemies and enemies are good though

    • @saladman420
      @saladman420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I guess my weekend plans are ruined 😔😔😔😔

    • @neooblisk0084
      @neooblisk0084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Too late. Someone help me put it back in

    • @danielaramburo7648
      @danielaramburo7648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too late for me. My friend didn’t like the joke.

  • @JoshBriggs-w1w
    @JoshBriggs-w1w 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    i love living in the UK where "can he afford the medication?" will never be a question asked by my doctor

  • @ammyhernandez8952
    @ammyhernandez8952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    “don’t get a wood saw and operate on your friend who needs a kidney transplant at home” - dr.mike 2021

    • @luceromorel2246
      @luceromorel2246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      His concern when he said that went from 📈 to 📉

    • @WirHyperboreer
      @WirHyperboreer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, I wish I had this information two days earlier!

    • @luceromorel2246
      @luceromorel2246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WirHyperboreer omg- I don’t even wanna figure out what happened

    • @lluma8153
      @lluma8153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When I read this I thought you were talking about a saw made out of wood

    • @PhrontDoor
      @PhrontDoor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, I agree with Dr Mike.. totally do that stuff in a van, instead.

  • @itsdre3895
    @itsdre3895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    I never imagined I would watch a doctor react to South Park. NEVER, life is crazy I guess

    • @XxTR1D
      @XxTR1D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You can thank me ;)

    • @hannahforeman
      @hannahforeman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@XxTR1D Thx dylan

    • @XxTR1D
      @XxTR1D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you for thanking me

    • @WinedandDined27
      @WinedandDined27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      did you specifically think you WOULDNT see a doctor reacting to south park?

    • @nandimaziko1883
      @nandimaziko1883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WinedandDined27 lol

  • @Kbear-xt9mh
    @Kbear-xt9mh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    Patient: “Someone decided to graffiti my house last night!”
    Doctor: “So why are you telling me?”
    Patient: “I can’t understand the writing. Was it you?”

    • @Idaho1989
      @Idaho1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂😂

    • @SL-my4fg
      @SL-my4fg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your 100th like

    • @chevonne2875
      @chevonne2875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @masopriv783
      @masopriv783 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yesss

  • @guyledouche7939
    @guyledouche7939 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Please remove his facewarmer" is my favorite joke South Park has ever told.

  • @kamalindsey
    @kamalindsey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    "Who wakes up from a nap missing a kidney?"
    Oh, certain places it happens.

    • @nisarojas2869
      @nisarojas2869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Charlie the Unicorn

    • @thatdudewelove8498
      @thatdudewelove8498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i dont think people are old enough to know about that

    • @nisarojas2869
      @nisarojas2869 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thatdudewelove8498 what the OC said?

    • @emu071981
      @emu071981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That is actually a urban legend that people go around drugging people and stealing their kidneys. Unless of course you are in a Chinese prison, it may occur in other countries regarding prisoner organs but it is well documented to be happening in China. There are black market kidneys but they are taken from "willing" donors who end up getting screwed out of some or all of the money and post-operative care that they were promised.

    • @kamalindsey
      @kamalindsey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@emu071981 Half urban legend, half truth, it depends on where you go or are. If you're trafficked or whatever it's more common too. Dont ask how I know this.

  • @user-yq8fz3xg3s
    @user-yq8fz3xg3s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Dr. Mike: "Who wakes up from a nap missing a kidney?"
    Me: Chaaaaarrrliiieeeeeeeeeee

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOL OMG THAT'S SO TRUE!!!!!

    • @reneehuizinga9431
      @reneehuizinga9431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      CANDY MOUNTAIN CANDY MOUNTAIN FILL ME WITH SWEET SUGARY GOOOOODNESS

    • @verdatum
      @verdatum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!!! SHUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *THE DOOR KNOWS EVERYTHING. THE DOOR CHOOSES WHO WILL DIE AND WHO SHALL LIVE. THE DOOR CAN SEE INTO YOUR MIND! THE DOOR CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOOOUUULLLLL!!!*
      Really? The-the door can do all that?
      Heh heh heh, *no.*

    • @Heliore
      @Heliore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON

  • @AMinnie
    @AMinnie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    I am now realizing that Dr. Mike actually has very peachy eyelids all the time haha. Hopefully he’s okay though.

    • @purplepanda7935
      @purplepanda7935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I-I think that’s just how his face is (you’ve made me stare at his eyes way longer than I usually do😅😅)

    • @Bryan-gw6bn
      @Bryan-gw6bn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@purplepanda7935 how long do you usually look into his eyes?

    • @maximwannabepro3021
      @maximwannabepro3021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think its just contrast on his cam

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      Def tired and struggling a bit...but who isn't nowadays. Its important to admit it and face it head on! Tough times will pass.

    • @mysticgamerent
      @mysticgamerent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@DoctorMike *respect*

  • @SKTT9Killer
    @SKTT9Killer ปีที่แล้ว +12

    7:07 i actually have just 1 kidney since birth i am doing pretty alright

    • @alexbornova-hz6eu
      @alexbornova-hz6eu ปีที่แล้ว

      Rlly!?

    • @KKaiden1
      @KKaiden1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same, I was born with only my right kidney 💪

  • @opimo614
    @opimo614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2387

    This Doctor is the best doctor I've ever seen because....
    -He knows memes
    -He knows the games
    -He has humor
    -Now he reacts to south park

    • @darkcylander
      @darkcylander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      so if you were in an accident and needed someone to operate on you, you would see them as less than ideal unless they knew memes?

    • @almoemason
      @almoemason 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He thinks cartoons a real

    • @opimo614
      @opimo614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@darkcylander if I got into an accident i want Doctor mike to be my doctor ahaha

    • @marcoseiler9132
      @marcoseiler9132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah but he thinks In Time is a good movie, so he has a serious case of absolutely no taste in movies.
      I am afraid there is no cure.

    • @opimo614
      @opimo614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marcoseiler9132 Im afraid not hhaha

  • @a-blivvy-yus
    @a-blivvy-yus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +941

    "What is up with the ethics on these shows?"
    You *DID* notice that you were watching South Park, right?

    • @tiefensucht
      @tiefensucht 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      actually south park has high ethical standards

    • @a-blivvy-yus
      @a-blivvy-yus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@tiefensucht Yes, but it presents those ethics through exaggerated parody of unethical behaviours.Which means you see characters demonstrating the exact least ethical ways to attempt things.

    • @jonasklose6472
      @jonasklose6472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@a-blivvy-yus
      Indeed.

    • @konopian666
      @konopian666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ethics ...in South Park... You must be new

    • @annabell3385
      @annabell3385 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Organ trafficking happens.

  • @flargarbason1740
    @flargarbason1740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    He should have watched the one from the South Park Movie where his heart was accidentally replaced with a baked potato

  • @ytuser_3122
    @ytuser_3122 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I always love these videos, so educational and neat to see an expert explain how these things would work

  • @kassiikaraa86
    @kassiikaraa86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    7:59 Welp- there goes my plans for Saturday afternoon 😬

  • @madzoroark5396
    @madzoroark5396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    Just so you know, Eric Cartman is a vile human being, to the point that he should be regarded as the villain of the show. Never trust him, never pity him.

  • @meghnabaishya3233
    @meghnabaishya3233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Dr. Mike:
    “I think this goes without being said...don’t get a wood saw and operate on your friend who needs a kidney transplant at home.”
    Me: so what your saying is I can do this at someone else’s house...or...I use a chain saw instead....OR....my friend does it and not me. I have great ideas.

    • @reimm9094
      @reimm9094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lollllllll

    • @hchcey
      @hchcey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hooooold up!

  • @iminasuit2258
    @iminasuit2258 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    For anyone curious about the Ginko Biloba sign around 7:28:
    Ginko is a pretty ancient species of tree that has duck feet shaped leaves and has seeds that smell like dog fecal matter. Its really bad trust me.

    • @Kiponglangsakalam173616731
      @Kiponglangsakalam173616731 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      the movie spelled that because they do not want to get copyrighted by Ginkgo Biloba, a Filipino herb that naturally increases memory and it cares for the brain.

  • @Antiii0
    @Antiii0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    1:11 in this episode Eric accidentally drank Kenny’s ashes, mistakenly thinking it was chocolate milk mix and that’s why his eyes are like that and he said “shut up Kenny”

    • @yxngchrizt
      @yxngchrizt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah💀

    • @Voidaken
      @Voidaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The funny thing is that despite the detailed answer, that still explains nothing if you don't know South Park already.

    • @Antiii0
      @Antiii0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Voidaken ikr 😂

    • @texasballunofficial
      @texasballunofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Name of episode?

    • @yxngchrizt
      @yxngchrizt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@texasballunofficial “cartman is Kenny “

  • @moollay
    @moollay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    I love that I was joking to myself about it being ginger-vitis and that’s what it ended up being 😂

  • @GhettoJohnWick
    @GhettoJohnWick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "Don't operate on your friends with a saw!"
    This man knows the depths of human stupidity. He knows that human stupidity knows no bounds.

    • @steelrarebit7387
      @steelrarebit7387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *Slowly puts the wood saw down and backs away* "Yeah, I agree. Stupid peoples."

    • @datkhornedog899
      @datkhornedog899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Unless you're the Medic.
      *Bonesaw out*
      Prepare for your examination...

    • @That.Lady.withtheYarn
      @That.Lady.withtheYarn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@datkhornedog899 the medic is the person who makes you comfortable while you wit to die ... Red vs blue

    • @pandorabrown1093
      @pandorabrown1093 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Bold of you to assume I’ve reached peak dumbass.”

  • @widowmaker7831
    @widowmaker7831 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The name of the holistic shop keeper always gets me in that episode, Miss Information rofl! Trey and Matt are genius

  • @ChromaCee
    @ChromaCee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    6:22 for context, Kyle was suffering from renal failure due to Type 1 diabetes (this was mentioned in the beginning of the episode). That's why he needed the transplant.

    • @benderr424
      @benderr424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      All these scenes are taken out of context, so he probably takes these scenes serious.. example being the Cherokee hair tampon episode, they spent that episode mocking “natural medication”

    • @rinrxl
      @rinrxl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@benderr424 FYI, we Native Americans dont actually take practice in natural medication

    • @benderr424
      @benderr424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rinrxl FYI, South Park is a satire show and for the most part shouldn’t to be taken super cereal

    • @tanline6662
      @tanline6662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rinrxl The people in the episode selling the holistic medicine aren't even Native American, they are Mexicans looking to make a quick buck.

    • @inquisitorwalmarius6650
      @inquisitorwalmarius6650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tanline6662 they are cheech and ching, 2 old known pothead actors and musicians. try and find 'up in smoke' and 'nice dreams'

  • @jiaswan22
    @jiaswan22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    “You have 20 to 30 pounds of toxic poop rotting inside of you,” is what an ad on TH-cam announced to me the other day. I thought of this when the naturopathic talked of toxins. I laughed so hard at the ad.

    • @septemily
      @septemily 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I get ads similar, but I skip so I don’t ever hear what they say all the way through.
      This one is more mild in comparison, but they say “you want to lose the guy? STOP doing cardio-“ *skip ad now*

    • @sashat3632
      @sashat3632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I saw that ad I also thought it was hilarious

    • @keepinitkawaii
      @keepinitkawaii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I got the same ad😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @BombshElle_7
      @BombshElle_7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've seen that ad too. It's beyond stupid.

    • @vapecat803
      @vapecat803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Science show's that some people have a secret pooping habit-" *skip*

  • @qweasdzxcname
    @qweasdzxcname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2505

    "im afraid your son is... incredibly stupid. he tried to fly with carbon wings. his stupidity is so severe that it caused a fall which has put him into a deep coma".
    best south park 'diagnosis' ever.

    • @undeadprincess5726
      @undeadprincess5726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I think it was "cardboard wings", but it's still an amazing quote

    • @user-unos111
      @user-unos111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That sounds like a diagnosis Gregory House would say XD

    • @schematicb5393
      @schematicb5393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *Second best* after "it's his time...it's running out. He needs more time. He can try a time transplant"

    • @tshoemake5945
      @tshoemake5945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like that's a house line Ngl 😂

    • @psychxmania
      @psychxmania 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i completely agree.

  • @DaveTheGreat48
    @DaveTheGreat48 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:07 my dumbass who’s scared of shots in a nutshell:

  • @rowthepro2389
    @rowthepro2389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    Can we just apreciate how Mike manages to teach us while reacting to a comedy show?

    • @RapFanatic4ever
      @RapFanatic4ever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know it’s great 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jeffsilvey8799
      @jeffsilvey8799 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly hehe that's kind of a south park thang to just more f u.

    • @boobiegaming
      @boobiegaming 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      quandale dingle

  • @euchiron
    @euchiron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Cartman had the parents of an enemy killed, ground up, and fed to said enemy as revenge. Tricking him out of a kidney is relatively mild, in-universe ethics-wise.

    • @myricm559
      @myricm559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      he also made him cry in front of radiohead that was v important

    • @Cardiisshook
      @Cardiisshook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea didn’t he put the ground up bodies in some chili he fed to their son?

    • @euchiron
      @euchiron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Cardiisshook Yes, and in front of Radiohead - @myricm called it >=]

  • @Judgement_Kazzy
    @Judgement_Kazzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Mike: "Don't use a wood saw to perform surgery on your friend at home"
    Victorian doctors: "wow, what a pansy"

  • @Lanai50
    @Lanai50 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I wonder what a surgeon would think of the at home liposuction operation 😂

  • @tharonmcdonald6113
    @tharonmcdonald6113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Thank you Doctor Mike for clearing that up for us redheads and just to top it off. We do feel pain and not every freckle on our face is a soul that we have taken from someone. It is only from the people we dislike. Thank you once again.

    • @alooinfinite2912
      @alooinfinite2912 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Noice

    • @tr0y644
      @tr0y644 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Real

    • @IrregularityRowan
      @IrregularityRowan ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thank you for the clarification

    • @italian_weirdo
      @italian_weirdo ปีที่แล้ว

      WELL I WISH I WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT BEFORE I MET MY NEIGHBOR

    • @vooshmoozik6185
      @vooshmoozik6185 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      you are an endangered species, please keep safe

  • @Enrique-Garcia
    @Enrique-Garcia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    "What is happening with the ethics on these shows??"
    Did you.... did you seriously just ask about the ethics on South Park?
    Have you SEEN South Park? LOL

    • @gilbirdsareawesome
      @gilbirdsareawesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      best comment ever

    • @Ksmall92
      @Ksmall92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No one is sparred from south park, and it is definitely not for those who are easily offended lol.

    • @spirit_wind
      @spirit_wind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, let's say that it's just chaos

    • @Ricekake872
      @Ricekake872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ksmall92 it's how the world should be

    • @Ricekake872
      @Ricekake872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spirit_wind come minion!

  • @thebigokie6.4_392
    @thebigokie6.4_392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    What makes South Park so funny is it's just so far fetched off base and generally unbelievable. I love it. 🤣

    • @joshbutler822
      @joshbutler822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It's not though. The world we live in looks more and more like South Park by the day. Scary.

    • @thebigokie6.4_392
      @thebigokie6.4_392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joshbutler822 Everyone day.

    • @joshbutler822
      @joshbutler822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thebigokie6.4_392 Sarcastiball.

    • @db9944
      @db9944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@joshbutler822 Seriously. Look at Heather Swanson. That wasn't even parody. That was outright prophesy

    • @joshbutler822
      @joshbutler822 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@db9944 Indeed; "I'm not here to talk about my transition". I miss you Macho Man.

  • @Amradye
    @Amradye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    “What is happening with the ethics on these shows??”
    Nurse: We can’t find them, doctor! 🤣
    I would love to see him react to the Surgeon Simulator Animated with Markiplier, CinnamontoastKen, and Pewdiepie. He’d get a kick out of it, and the art is so cool.

    • @Babyybean
      @Babyybean 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg same it'd be hilarious XD

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    “Get me 50 ccs of ketamine _stat!_ And get something for the kid too.”
    I laughed way too hard at that hahaha

  • @Suho1004
    @Suho1004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "What is happening with the ethics in these shows?!"
    First time watching South Park, eh?

    • @tommy78247
      @tommy78247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was thinkin the same thing

    • @TechOutAdam
      @TechOutAdam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, he's a noob to this show.

    • @maddiek3352
      @maddiek3352 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want him to see the episode where cartman cooks scott tennerman's parents into chili and feeds it to him

    • @Suho1004
      @Suho1004 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maddiek3352 Heh. That was the first thing that came to my mind, too.

  • @lillithland
    @lillithland ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I agree, im doing perfectly fine with one kidney! When i was born i had to take out one of my kidneys because it wouldnt work properly. I have to stay in the hospital for a while but im fine now. I take antibiotics every day and i have to stay warm

  • @ST0IC
    @ST0IC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Love how he finds "free-range aspirin" so funny and is completely unmoved by the "all-natural cellphone" 🤣

    • @imeralvarez5
      @imeralvarez5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't get it unfortunately

    • @autumnsnow8467
      @autumnsnow8467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@imeralvarez5 “free-range” refers to animals we eat that aren’t living in enclosed spaces. Like free-range chickens & cows get to roam about acres of land & eat as they please. It’s suppose to be healthier & more ethical.

    • @connordervoncyberlifegesen8529
      @connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@autumnsnow8467 yeah but what about all natural cellphone?

    • @-AxisA-
      @-AxisA- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 The joke is that a cellphone can never be "all natural" or most of the time even part natural. I say most to the time, as your phone cover can be made of wood or if someone really wanted to they could make a cellphone completely out of wood and by that I mean the outerior of the phone could be made of wood or something else sturdy that comes from nature aka natural. Of course the electronics inside have to be man made and if it's a smartphone the touch screen isn't natural, but I don't know if there is such a material that it could be made out of some natural substance and I'm pretty convinced that would be possible with modern technology, but still even if the touch screen and the outerior is made out of natural materials, the electornics inside can't be, hence the joka "All natural cellphone".

    • @connordervoncyberlifegesen8529
      @connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@-AxisA- …what?

  • @GhostingIcarus
    @GhostingIcarus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    “What’s happening to the ethics in this show!?”
    There is none, South Park doesn’t have any.

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the ethical level SP operates at .
      It's so absurd lol

    • @_Sara
      @_Sara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ethics*
      There are none. _South_ _Park_ doesn’t have any.*

    • @evilsharkey8954
      @evilsharkey8954 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If Dr. Mike watches Scott Tenorman Must Die, he may just break.

  • @addijoy3269
    @addijoy3269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    As someone with trypanophobia, I can confirm the first scene is 100% accurate.

    • @bennywolfe4357
      @bennywolfe4357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So you’re a baby?

    • @ZoeBlacktail
      @ZoeBlacktail 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh I have trypanophobia too. But sometimes face your fears are the best cure...at least for that kind of fear...but that is just my opinion.

    • @mrguestdabanks7719
      @mrguestdabanks7719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Benny Wolfe not necessary

    • @SelzPalace
      @SelzPalace ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@bennywolfe4357 being afraid of something doesn't make you a baby

    • @ravem410
      @ravem410 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SelzPalace They might be making joke about Cartman being an actual Child

  • @Chek38511
    @Chek38511 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @DoctorMike Wouldn't "Free range Aspirin" just be willow bark?

  • @rexsus1gaming156
    @rexsus1gaming156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    I still use the line, "we've accidental replaced your heart with a baked potato; you've got about 3 seconds to live" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @jesseyu69420
      @jesseyu69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your*

    • @rexsus1gaming156
      @rexsus1gaming156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jesseyu69420 stupid predictive text. Fixed

    • @BATTERIESTASTEGOOD
      @BATTERIESTASTEGOOD ปีที่แล้ว

      Kenny; “MHMHHHHHMHMM”

    • @melonoodles
      @melonoodles ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jesseyu69420you do realize you didnt fix anything😭

  • @lukasoitzl133
    @lukasoitzl133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Can they afford the medication?
    This should never be a question in a developed country.

    • @the-daniel
      @the-daniel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      USA, USA!

    • @TarekMidani
      @TarekMidani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Even in a socially paid healthcare this should be a question. Never waste tax payer money if a cheaper option is more reasonable

    • @EjvindGEMDark
      @EjvindGEMDark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@TarekMidani You're misreading the initial comment. "They" in the original comment refers to the individual whereas in your comment it refers to the social healthcare system.

    • @emanuelgarcia828
      @emanuelgarcia828 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      For those that don’t know while this probably isn’t the all of of it but a major reason for why medical costs are very expensive it is because doctors spend hundreds of thousands and of dollars going to school and having those high medical prices allows them to have higher salaries which to be fair to them they kinda need since they have a lot of debt ,usually , to pay off. So since if you lower that wage to make procedures and drugs cheaper then you can imagine that financial incentive to become a doctor kind of goes down and there will be less people that want to become doctors in the future. Especially considering their work hours. Again this is probably not the whole story but is definitely a major reason.

    • @lucianoariasduval
      @lucianoariasduval 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@emanuelgarcia828 Public healthcare doesn't mean lower wages, it just means that healthcare is payed off by the state. This works as a form of insurance, since when the time comes and you need expensive healthcare, the system will pay you back for the tax money you payed for all these years. This also means that you don't get absolutely screwed by medical bills for that one time. Even if you never get to use it, you never know.

  • @madnessiscoolmadnessiscool3573
    @madnessiscoolmadnessiscool3573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    “Who just wakes up from a nap missing a kidney?” Charlie the Unicorn

    • @Quinntus79
      @Quinntus79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      People in India and China.

    • @imhellabored6931
      @imhellabored6931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Quinntus79 lmaoo

    • @ericchausse966
      @ericchausse966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg the reference dude... thx friend you just made my day😁😅

    • @jasminejohnston6393
      @jasminejohnston6393 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s just like the “Welcome to the AIDS club” skit from Robot Chicken

    • @henrytang7025
      @henrytang7025 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I haven't heard that name in years, glad someone else immediately thought of that.

  • @Orasolassandra_GT
    @Orasolassandra_GT ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My dad: Would you feed a cat?
    Me: 6:52

  • @directioner3153
    @directioner3153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    “Do not get a wood saw and operate on your friends who needs a kidney transplant... at home”
    “I don’t know who needs to hear that” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you know someone was thinking about it

    • @meggles703
      @meggles703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I died 😂😂

    • @jasminejohnston6393
      @jasminejohnston6393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DIY surgery is never a good idea. Some guys tried to save someone’s life with DIY surgery (because they were on the run from the law and a hospital visit would get them arrested) and when intubating them they inserted the breathing tube in their esophagus instead of their trachea and their stomach exploded

  • @arcticafrostbite617
    @arcticafrostbite617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    The pain on his face when they started talking about holistic medicine

    • @shikarifox4337
      @shikarifox4337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wonder if they wrote it into the script just to agitate medical staff.

    • @shikarifox4337
      @shikarifox4337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @just a random dingaling on youtube You're not giving hate, that's rare to see.

    • @weird_ass_cat_thing
      @weird_ass_cat_thing 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @just a random dingaling on youtube 4 days late but I love you

    • @lavendermarshmallowplant3229
      @lavendermarshmallowplant3229 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Illuminati in the woman's shop lol

  • @jayngb
    @jayngb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    This guy seriously looks like he was on Grey’s Anatomy before.

    • @daenyra_stormborn
      @daenyra_stormborn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grey's Anatomy is not always accurate

    • @grayfox6930
      @grayfox6930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@daenyra_stormborn I think he's referring to the doctors looks.

    • @bdw7254
      @bdw7254 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Naw he’s just handsome

    • @x1h122
      @x1h122 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @shell6829
      @shell6829 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      McDreamy 💕

  • @surge1229
    @surge1229 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    you should react to south park's navigating the American healthcare system song

  • @kevinlively7804
    @kevinlively7804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    The kidney episode makes me think of my favorite threat from high school: "You're gonna wake up in a bathtub full of ice with one less kidney and an extra appendix. "

    • @timdrakestoker
      @timdrakestoker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      oh my god thats amazing im using that now

    • @keith4161
      @keith4161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How do you get the extra appendix

    • @kevinlively7804
      @kevinlively7804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@keith4161 what did you think hospital's do with them? I'm a professional appendix repairer and supplier. As well as a very patient hitman in the odd occasion I perform the re-appendicizing surgery myself.

    • @Guru_1092
      @Guru_1092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kevinlively7804 god imagine having a burst appendix, only to wake up and find out that they didn't take the thing out, but rather just replaced it with a new one.

  • @sarahadams5575
    @sarahadams5575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "Who wakes up from a nap missing a kidney?" Obviously Dr. Mike has never seen Charlie the Unicorn...

    • @KelseyCate
      @KelseyCate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blast from the past!

    • @ponydash9487
      @ponydash9487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Love those unicorns.

    • @ponydash9487
      @ponydash9487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The door Charlie. The door. The door.

    • @alexissherrill5624
      @alexissherrill5624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *“THEY TOOK MY FREAKIN’ KIDNEYS!”*

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ever been to Louisiana? Mardi Gras kidney theft.

  • @lostcauselancer333
    @lostcauselancer333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    When Mike listed ginger urban legends, he didn’t mention them not having souls. Just saying.

    • @BijinMCMXC
      @BijinMCMXC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Because it’s not an urban legend, just common knowledge.

    • @elevan11
      @elevan11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm a ginger and I used to have one until it was either killed by middle school or stolen by another ginger I know

    • @Zowiezo101
      @Zowiezo101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I believe they sell artificial souls on ebay now. Not the same as the original, but better than nothing I guess

    • @fukkitful
      @fukkitful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also gingers are more sensitive to changes in temperature. And ginger do have souls, they just dont belong to us.

    • @mikehorrocks2909
      @mikehorrocks2909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And let’s not forget that back in the Middle Ages (or even earlier) redheads were considered to be witches. I really don’t like those idiotic people who thought that having red hair and pale skin automatically makes them a witch. SMH.

  • @silvermeerkat2731
    @silvermeerkat2731 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:34 no wonder because I have a lot of moles

  • @HomebaseLHR
    @HomebaseLHR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    7:55 “I think this goes without being said”
    You’re clearly underestimating the stupidity of humans

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea, DONT DO THIS, WE SHOULD NOT NEED TO SAY THIS.

  • @JayAshBranAudioScripts
    @JayAshBranAudioScripts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    Dr Mike: “people with red hair aren’t more emotional.”
    Disney: “Are you sure about that?”

    • @thanotosomega
      @thanotosomega 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Rooster Teeth: Of course they aren't more emotional! they're dead!

    • @iseeyouineverystar
      @iseeyouineverystar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thanotosomega yes i am

    • @nicekitty6988
      @nicekitty6988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What Disney ginger is left? They're all black now. Ffs classics shouldn't be changed.

    • @trademarkt
      @trademarkt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nicekitty6988 🤨🤨🤨

    • @estrobart6785
      @estrobart6785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think they mean a new Disney movie coming out called Turning Red where (you guessed it) a redhead starts puberty and finds out she turns into a giant red panda whenever she feels strong emotions. You get the gist?

  • @chrisjt86
    @chrisjt86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Kyle, after transplant: * laughs, and milk shoots out of his nose *
    Cartman: "Oh good, you got the crappy kidney."
    EPISODE IMMEDIATELY ENDS

    • @razzTK
      @razzTK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah too sad he missed the last seconds. We need a part 2. There's so much more

    • @dedlyocen1684
      @dedlyocen1684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eyyy 69 likes

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      @ranjitgiri4820 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @SaadGamerTubeHD
    @SaadGamerTubeHD ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:50 he removed that one part, that one important part!

  • @keirahealy7082
    @keirahealy7082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Congrats 🎊 to everyone who found this comment!! I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day and stay happy 😃 and healthy of course!!! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @dikl6949
    @dikl6949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    "... if they can afford their medication." That's when I, as a german, know this doc works in the USA.

    • @SilasIsKing
      @SilasIsKing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I live in the us and have never paid a crazy amount for medicine, lower taxes and health insurance >

    • @parkerdavis7859
      @parkerdavis7859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@SilasIsKing nice to know you’re an upper class white dude with gold star health insurance lmao any out of pocket medical costs will bankrupt you in this godforsaken country

    • @SilasIsKing
      @SilasIsKing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@parkerdavis7859 I’m a southern middle class Mf, having a real job gets u insurance and helps u get whatever u need

    • @qdakid7776
      @qdakid7776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SilasIsKing ong some fast food restaurants got benefits if you’re a manager

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His accent didn't give it away first? 🤔

  • @GeoStreber
    @GeoStreber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Whenever someone makes the argument that "Something comes from nature, therefore it's good for you", I just ask them to take a bath in a tub full of asbestos.

    • @johnschwalb
      @johnschwalb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I usually go with, "coal is natural, but breath it long enough and you are going to get minors lung."

    • @cypherdk85
      @cypherdk85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What about cyanide or ricin? Quite a lot of dangerous stuff is natural.

    • @silvershockwave4848
      @silvershockwave4848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Totally agree. Like when my buddy quit drinking regular sodas to a weird imported " natural, healthy brand" made with cane sugar. He basically thought refined sugars were the only sugars that can cause diabetes!!!😆😆😆

    • @Shozb0t
      @Shozb0t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or tell them to put arsenic in their coffee instead of sugar.

    • @airplanenut89
      @airplanenut89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hurricanes are natural.

  • @z6xo
    @z6xo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    before he sees the cheech n chong episode istfg if he doesnt know them

  • @funiman6783
    @funiman6783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    8:32 *casually pulls out kidney from pocket*

  • @ldsocial
    @ldsocial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    At 5:20 when Doc asks how do we get rid of toxins.....I am tempted to say with ESSENTIAL OILS....just to trigger him 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thestickman595
    @thestickman595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    It’s time for FAMILY GUY MEDICAL SCENES

    • @hoodaticus
      @hoodaticus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The one where the baby is born with a handgun he uses to shoot off his own umbilical cord...

    • @potatopanuntun1515
      @potatopanuntun1515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and don't forget when Quagmire was born 9 time that day..😂

  • @Monkeman399
    @Monkeman399 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Since it is said Kenny and Eric share a blood type and on the paper it shows that Eric’s blood types is AB- this means that Kenny would also have a AB- blood type. Normally people with an AB- should be able to receive an organ donation from anyone who has an RH negative blood type as his body would recognise all the antigens possibly present on human red blood cells with the exception of the rhesus antigen. Therefore it is likely that Eric is not the only possible donor in South Park.

  • @CharliePetricor
    @CharliePetricor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Everybody's talking about the "heart potato" bit from the movie and meanwhile I was thinking of the bit in the episode where Butters "kills himself" and the doctor touches the blown up corpse and he's like "He... Didn't make it" 😂

    • @courtneycherry5582
      @courtneycherry5582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or when butters had a ninja star in his eye 😂

    • @cesarruiz5353
      @cesarruiz5353 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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      說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木
      來調味食物煮的時候 1618742789

  • @ssw1304
    @ssw1304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Cartman: *Turnes ginger*
    Dr. Mike: Is this a medical condition?

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its more spiritual as gingers are that way because they have no soul.

    • @sjb4280
      @sjb4280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My thoughts exactly wtf Dr. Mike?

  • @fbussier80
    @fbussier80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    "Looks like a failling stock"
    Puts image of gamestop...
    As of writing, $GME is 250$...

    • @history4675
      @history4675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hello fellow ape

    • @ladyaupair5678
      @ladyaupair5678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love south park, but this guy lost my like 🚀

    • @pro-11-brawlstars68
      @pro-11-brawlstars68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now GME is back to being like super low

    • @history4675
      @history4675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pro-11-brawlstars68 bro it’s still over $200 what you mean 😂

    • @pro-11-brawlstars68
      @pro-11-brawlstars68 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@history4675 is it really wow

  • @nashd.4635
    @nashd.4635 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You mean the stuff that tastes like BEEWOOP and doesn't fight cavities?"

  • @ShikiSenriismine
    @ShikiSenriismine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Dr. Mike: "why does that remind me of goop?"
    Me: "it's making fun of goop"

  • @izzy_haines
    @izzy_haines 2 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    “And don’t let them visualise the shot.”
    Funny you say that Doctor Mike. My younger siblings were getting their covid vaccine and the doctor they had literally put the needle in front of them, freaking them out and saying, “Let’s STAB the boy first!” 💀

    • @partyguy101ify
      @partyguy101ify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Are you sure that was a medical doctor or just one of the many non-licensed volunteers who took one crack at sticking an orange?

    • @izzy_haines
      @izzy_haines 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@partyguy101ify yeah it was an actual doctor lol

    • @CheeseMiser
      @CheeseMiser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I like that doctors sense of humor

    • @izzy_haines
      @izzy_haines 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CheeseMiser no this guy was dead serious, we were shocked hahaha

    • @Nordic_Mechanic
      @Nordic_Mechanic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      give him more and more shots, it`s good for them said bigpharma . Nono no your sudden child's myocarditis isnt due to the experimental gene therapy we called a vaccine

  • @stanleyshady9465
    @stanleyshady9465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    The fact that this doctor actually acknowledged Ketamine as a treatment for depression gave me respect for him

    • @darkjak224
      @darkjak224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I bet you would respect him even more if he did a fat rip at the beginning of every video . Yeah, you love when people with authority do drugs

    • @stanleyshady9465
      @stanleyshady9465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@darkjak224 lol sorta, but not really.. cuz that's already what people in authority do.. They're all hypocrites.. Forget pigs in blue, cuz Law makers don't EVER follow the laws they make and enforce. Corruption of the highest order, and thats pretty irritating

    • @dqw4w9wgxcq32
      @dqw4w9wgxcq32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@darkjak224 get over yourself he's just talking about anti-depressants, it's not like he's telling anyone to snort cocaine.

    • @TreesandStuff69
      @TreesandStuff69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@darkjak224 Yeah drugs bad. I prefer traditional medicine where doctors are paid under the table to provide addictive opioids instead.

    • @marquisdelafayette3333
      @marquisdelafayette3333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TreesandStuff69 some drugs are bad some drugs aren’t. weed isnt bad but heroin most certainly is

  • @Zion_Rex.EX3
    @Zion_Rex.EX3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When you want to be a doctor but don’t wanna study- *Doctor mike it is!*