Reverse bidet concept currently has me rolling aroun laughing in my kitchen on a 10 degree winter night the day after a rough New Years. Holy shit god bless the young bull and sage
I got so high on Rick Simpson oil (RSO) that I convinced myself that I had aids. I've done several drugs and the most fucked up I've ever been was on RSO.
Mass death and chaos to fulfill a hegelian dialectic, funded by a global firearm/narcotic/human trafficking network? Sounds a bit unnecessary to a guy like me, but what do I know
This cast is deeply compromised. They conditioned people with covid and jan 6 before they happened. There's a cast where Shane tries gaslighting people, saying the CIA would try something else to be able to take away people's guns after 238 mass shootings so far that year. And, the amount that they talk about banging kids would make sense.
Then, he implies that the people not giving up their guns are incredibly evil for keeping their guns after a bunch of kids got shot up, but ignores the evil of the people actually killing kids.
Yo. As a southern white man i got offended when they didn't know how to make kool aid. You definitely put sugar in it. Like 2 cups to the gallon. Maybe more.
I love how matt takes everything he hears from anyone at exactly face value. Even when some schlub in an uber starts talking about how he was a totally sick badass who was with the CIA in the mideast.
Hilarious Matt thought he’d get a shop to rig his bumper cover back for $50, lol Better carry that to the used tire place in ghetto sir, legit shops won’t touch it
Biological / Hormonal reasons for fatness are pretty BS. My grandmother has a disease where basically her thyroid doesn't work at all. She's a plump lady despite being active, but fuck that 500 lbs scooter BS. You will note that there weren't any fat victims of the potato famine or the holocaust. Mysteriously, not a single "I'm fat no matter what" person was there.
True, but a bad metabolism was not the reason the people at the holocaust looked like skeletons. It was the work all day without eating that got those peeps in shape.
That’s nothing dude I’m gay and I have what amounts to a power washer in my shower it’s a detachable hose that thing will blow your tomorrow shit out today . I think that’s the slogan on the box . You do need a removable shower drain though that is not on the box.
Troops on that guys level don’t drive Ubers they do private security and are consultants for private security. Also bomb defusers are very aware of boobytrapped doors . I had an Uber driver tell me he was from New York and I asked him one question about New York and the dude was just lying for no reason i didn’t even ask where he was from he just offered a lie weird.
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It's insane how consistently funny these old eps are
There are so many of them too
Drugs
Us Dawgs have Reunited!
This cast shows why its called Matt and Shanes and not Shane and Matts. Homie can carry a cast all by himself. This is the Shaman flaunting his magic.
“This summer I might go get a couple of jobs and quit them” Matt is the best!
Shane barely holding it together while Matt just comes out with some of his wildest shit. Amazing.
Matt's like the cool version of Duncan trussel.
Hahah so true
Lolol, i mean Duncan is aight. But yeah pretty much.
Damnn
@@nicholaswojton8258 punch a kid on ecstasy in the tummy cool?
Duncan is evil hippie
Just. Pure. Gold. Hitting the old eps and it’s all just gold. Keep it up big dawgs.
The Shaman carrying the poddy once again...
Came for Shane, stayed for Matt
I came for both
sup dawgs
You nut in Shane’s mouth but you cuddle with Matt
I edge for Matt
21:30 the poor mans bidet is an all time mccusker invention
the french bath
Absolutely disgusting 😂
shane wanting to kill himself the entire back half of the episode is so funny
“I need mine the exact temperature of a tongue” best line
Organism mode yoooo. i legit needed to hear that from Matt today.
I'm going into organism mode. Shit really aint that bad.
"I'll fight the Grizz" really made me laugh for some reason.
Hey, pilgrim. You know how to skin grizz?
The poor man’s bidet is one of my fav ideas from Matt
Organism Mode: Engaged
Hearing Shane’s decline into depression is wild after knowing what all he’s accomplished so far in 2024. What a dawg
Reverse bidet concept currently has me rolling aroun laughing in my kitchen on a 10 degree winter night the day after a rough New Years. Holy shit god bless the young bull and sage
I hope your year has been good!
Kudos!
“I’m logging my dreams. I’m ready to see the full picture” lol
18:00
Great cast by Elon Cusk
Elon Bust
@@sage1682 that’s the cumtown channel
elon mosque
Ceelon cuck
Shane definitely did coke the night before lol
Without an ounce of a doubt
@@Pitafajita94 hahaha
I love hearing Matt mispronounce something. I immediately get excited and wait for Shane to make fun of him in a few seconds
Bee day
there's a few episodes where Shane let's a couple "wootars" slide by and u can hear him getting excited to bust his balls over it. 😂
Matt does pronounce escape “ex scape” lol too much time in the jungle
@@theflanman1986 jagwire
Underrated comment 😂@@theflanman1986
I got so high on Rick Simpson oil (RSO) that I convinced myself that I had aids. I've done several drugs and the most fucked up I've ever been was on RSO.
If you don’t have a high tolerance it can fuck you up so bad.
Never even heard of this
Shane thinking the CIA is on your side. Hahaha, open your fuckin eyes!!
Yeah, dude turned into a bitch
Let's just they'll do what it takes to get the job done.
Mass death and chaos to fulfill a hegelian dialectic, funded by a global firearm/narcotic/human trafficking network? Sounds a bit unnecessary to a guy like me, but what do I know
This cast is deeply compromised. They conditioned people with covid and jan 6 before they happened. There's a cast where Shane tries gaslighting people, saying the CIA would try something else to be able to take away people's guns after 238 mass shootings so far that year. And, the amount that they talk about banging kids would make sense.
Then, he implies that the people not giving up their guns are incredibly evil for keeping their guns after a bunch of kids got shot up, but ignores the evil of the people actually killing kids.
A French Bath? In France they call that La Manœuvre de L'anus Éclaboussure McCoauxciér
This is an amazing comment
Hit the vape and confront your daemons
Όταν γυναίκαααα δαιμονάς περάσει από μπρόστα μουυυυυυ
They are the best of thinking of the most un thought of things to talk about that you would eventually think of 🤣
I'm not sure how you managed to put this into words but you're not wrong
God bless Matt’s Uber brigade driver
“You live your days like a nascar pit driver” is funny asf😂
Not adding sugar to cool aid is crazy
So is diabetes
the french bath episode
Thank god for Matt lol the dawg of dawgs 🙏🏻👊🏻
Yo. As a southern white man i got offended when they didn't know how to make kool aid. You definitely put sugar in it. Like 2 cups to the gallon. Maybe more.
1:04:45 Matt remembering his audible account is loaded with literotica
57:30. When Life imitate art and I realize Shane is the real life Saiyan Prince Vegeta
1:04:07 Shane repeating back “cer perts” 😂😂😂
Holy shit these 2 didn't know that you add sugar to Kool aid wtf 😂
Not saying the uber driver wasn't in the military at all.. but he was telling tall tales lol
So happy for the boys they aren’t poor anymore.
The shaman used to get down back in his day
Matt says "nascar pit driver" like that's a real fucking thing lmao
I'm not sure that I've heard Shane laugh the way he did during Matt's exposition about his reverse bidet. 😅
I LOVE shain but Matt is fkn goated
Great pod
21:33 lmaoooo that’s my fuckin DAWG 😂
matt enforcing shane’s theory that black people drive nice cars that are damaged, by putting his wife in his duct tape car
Matt try a f****** shower hose dude, laying on your back and scooting your a****** up to the spout is f****** wild
27:30 “This is pure desert torture”
Why are you around a cactus 😂😂😂
Chinese food’s a psych op 😂
hangover cure = chipotle and a blunt rolled in hemp. your welcome
14:19
Shane struggles letting Matt get away with saying he was eating like an animal, after talking about black persons diet's
“Pure desert torture”
This is how we doo ittt! 😂😂😂😂
I call troops!
No jaguars in Africa fellas
Organism mode 😅
it was the pack of cigarettes
Matt talking about how he was eating black people food :
" I was eating like an animal"
WHOA BRO settle down
1:05:38 Nelly might come... *Phew*
I love how matt takes everything he hears from anyone at exactly face value. Even when some schlub in an uber starts talking about how he was a totally sick badass who was with the CIA in the mideast.
Kirk minihane (podcast jesus) on barstool, and this cast, top 2 pods. Not even close. Shane and Matt funniest dudes around
Matt and Shane & Tim Butterley and Mike Rainey (Dad Meat) are the funniest guys in the world when it comes to podcasts... in my humble opinion.
@@KingDomsKingdom85 fax
Its crazy how easy it is to lie to matt
You put your feet up on the tile.....or vinyl if your poor 😅
Hilarious Matt thought he’d get a shop to rig his bumper cover back for $50, lol
Better carry that to the used tire place in ghetto sir, legit shops won’t touch it
Truth - used tire shops are always down
@@leo78744 is familiar with the ghetto as well 😂 I’ve been poor, had to use the used tire shops.. they will figure it out for ya 😂👍
@@Brandonthesnifferofall for real! Just replaced a diesels bumper with a 300lb cattle guard - Tire Shop slapped it on for a hundo- easy peasy
For all the dawgs that see this...Tires is coming back. They are shooting it right now
Gonna be on netflix
It's pronounced jagyewarr not jagwire
Shane’s takes dont age well at all
yeenas xD
Matt definitely got lied to by that Uber driver
Biological / Hormonal reasons for fatness are pretty BS. My grandmother has a disease where basically her thyroid doesn't work at all. She's a plump lady despite being active, but fuck that 500 lbs scooter BS. You will note that there weren't any fat victims of the potato famine or the holocaust. Mysteriously, not a single "I'm fat no matter what" person was there.
True, but a bad metabolism was not the reason the people at the holocaust looked like skeletons. It was the work all day without eating that got those peeps in shape.
That’s nothing dude I’m gay and I have what amounts to a power washer in my shower it’s a detachable hose that thing will blow your tomorrow shit out today . I think that’s the slogan on the box . You do need a removable shower drain though that is not on the box.
Very gay indeed
Troops on that guys level don’t drive Ubers they do private security and are consultants for private security. Also bomb defusers are very aware of boobytrapped doors . I had an Uber driver tell me he was from New York and I asked him one question about New York and the dude was just lying for no reason i didn’t even ask where he was from he just offered a lie weird.