Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast Ep. 160 - How can we not talk about Santa? [Dec. 24, 2019]
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Crazy that Matt unknowingly or knowingly figured out the biggest problem with loneliness among men these days. In sociology, it's called the Third place. We are running out of public meeting areas to literally just talk and connect with other human beings. Between the influx of pure online interactions and people having just enough time to pay bills, it's hard to get those strong connections our grandparents and parents had. That's my take, I'd love a lodge.
There’s plenty of places you can meet people you just can’t be scared of women dudes with this take usually have little to no game no need to blame our whole society I have a girl of 4 years and I’m 21 it’s not impossible nor is it actually hard just talk to a girl bro you don’t need a fucking lodge😂😂
@@coreywallace6131 report back if you make it to 25 with her 😂
Good luck kid
@@setco6536 lmk when you find one homie keep looking I’m sure you’ll make a women very unhappy for the rest of her life one day
@@coreywallace6131 nobody said anything about girls dude
If you wanna be your wife's best friend for the rest of your life save yourself some time and money and buy some rope
@@coreywallace6131i think its a legitimate point hes making that you’re totally discrediting because of your little anecdotal story. Like he said, after high school and college you’re not making new friends, it’s all work colleagues and online interactions. It makes sense, you just don’t understand the point evidently lol
Matt is Kevin Nealon in Happy Gilmore. “Harness, Energy. Block, Bad. It’s circular, like a carousel. You pay your quarter. It goes up, down, and around. Circular, circle. All good things.”
Before he had children, Matt's entire life was dedicated to turning weed highs and shroom trips into a religion.
He hasn’t strewn too far off the path tbh just keeps it more on the DL. Most recent paytch was pure locked in shaman
aka shamanism, which every single religion on earth likely derived from
@@nev12345678910Yeah dude the state gets up in that a** over weed my friend almost lost his kid because he smoked weed while his wife was pregnant
@@nothanks9503thats insane
As a dawg without dawgz, this cast is a refuge. Thanks
The cast is our salvation. Praise be the cast and many blessings unto all the dawgs out there. We are not alone
Bro this shit mad relatable you have a kid get a wife look up and you got no dawgs a refugee camp is exactly how I look at this pod
agreed
@@matguerra333could you work out exactly what one that is you think? I been going through them in order and I don't remember that but I'd like to hear it
I'm your dawg, dawg
This is probably the coziest episode of MSSP.
Super cozy.
Honest to God, you two make my life infinitely better. We should all have friends that connect the way you two do.
Still cracks me up that Shane's family dog's name is the N-word backwards 1:17:47
Hahahah
Broooo my friends used to say that in high school wtfff how did I not catch that💀
Oh my god I thought it was named after the white running back from the skins 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Matt has lived so many lives. A true renaissance man
I'm channeling this energy atm
Shoutout to any dawgs listening to this on Christmas Eve
We see you soldier. Happy new year
Few days late but I’m here.
@@matguerra333 Shit. Lent is tomorrow.
22:12 This is why you are here fellow Dawg. To finally learn about the Germans in the Cave from The Shaman, Master of the 4th and 6th Dimensions.
Shaub finally got his revenge for this episode. Let the dawg on the cast and just didn't let him talk.
This might be the best wild matt rant I've ever heard.
I have no idea wtf Matt was talking about for like 25 minutes
Open your third eye, butthead.
He doesn't even know what he talks about man. Youre hearing the audio book he's listening to whilst high as fuck on shrooms and or weed lol. Basically said to channel demons just to say be gone from me lmao 🤣😂🤣😂 no substance to his ramblings man
Like if you're at your wits end and you have to go to a tarot card reader, YOURE A PUSSY lmfao
@@jacechrisman8253 shiiiiitttt can’t argue with that man lol that’s the last fuckin place I’d go 😂
The universe expands exponentially into itself and its own 4 dimensional collective consciousness. I discovered this by smoking 1000 weed and if you don't understand you just need to open your mind and smoke as much weed as your income will allow
Matt is genuinely one of the funniest human beings alive.
matts dimentia twist on the old man commercial had me dying laughing. classic cast.
The man is pure gold, I hope his brain will one day be studied for science. Pure 6th dimensional being
People who started using curse words as adults is such an fantastic descriptor. Will be using.
I have made it this far thru the Old Testament.
I felt connected to Matt, he resonates with my energy and now it is all but confirmed we are brothers of the cosmos.
I too collected rocks as a kid. Everywhere I went that I had never been before I would pick up a rock, not just any rock but a rock that jelled with me.
Thanks Matt for always making me feel normal.
Still have my rock collection to this day.
What episode through what episode is the old testament?
@@nomaddennis2126 basically from my understanding the Old Testament is anything before they started adding video capture to their podcast.
Don’t quote me on that though.
These guys fucking rule. It's like if Beavis and butthead were college educated.
Lol. Matt visualizing the golden snitch
Thank you.
College educated? Nah internet educated maybe
@@randomdude189 I mean they literally are college graduates.
@@randomdude189 Paimon shall rain down upon you with 432hz of wrath if you ever disrespect the dawgs like this ever again….
@@randomdude189random dude comin in with the random misinformation. They're both college grads. Matt has his masters degree. Dummy.
Dr. Manhattan! Hilarious!
Also, the smile on the little girl's face when the dog jumps on her bed in that commercial and her "awww" literally brought a tear to my eye!
Same boat as matt I was shoveling and plowing as a 16 year old making 25 an hour shit made me feel like a legend
Probably ruined the rest of your life 😂
This is peak cast Matt was on one 😂
Catching up on old casts... Matt McCusker might be cooler than SWIM. I haven't decided. I'll keep you posted. Love the cast, gentlemen!
The channeled book Matt is talking about is the law of one
The farted ass matt is "Stanky"
Dam how crazy was the experience for people that the shaman personal trained
Hearing matt go off on elliot hulse is so good. The guy was a normal gym bro youtuber who said shit like BREATHE INTO YOUR BALLS then turned into some goofy ass philosopher.
Listen to you guys every morning. Your conversations always put me in a great mood! Thanks, guys!
"All my reading has led me to extra dimensional entities" - Matt McCusker, 3 weeks before the start of Covid-19.
Matt truly is the shaman
Merry Christmas revisiting dawgz.
This is an all time classic cast
It's not party time in the cave?
I don’t know what’s worse, getting coal as a kid or becoming an adult and realizing your parents consciously decided you deserved nothing for Christmas
23:18 ITS A SECRET SOCIETY SHANE
When I was 13 I went to a summer camp and everyone, including the counselors, hated the lady in charge of everything. On the 2nd to last day I noticed that she was really dressed up. She was wearing a woman's suit and her nails/hair were done up nice. There was a pavilion where you could walk on the roof so I carried a bucket of water up there and waited for the lady to walk by. I dumped the whole bucket on her! All the campers died laughing but I noticed that all the counselors had serious faces. I noticed that the lady was crying and I found out she was all dressed up bc she was going to her dad's funeral. She came up to me soaked, makeup running, and ruined hair only to say that she forgave me.
Holy shit
Did you give her mourning d
Omg that's wild... How bad has the guilt been over the years? Probably just every so often you think about it, maybe if you've gone to a funeral or a few so far it'll pop up. Damn that sucks for everyone, did she redress and make it there in time?
@@blickluke
Yeah, I only think about it every so often. Honestly, idk if she re-dressed or re-did her makeup. I lost my mom a few years back and when I think about it I feel like crap.
You did the right thing. Don't let some unfortunate circumstances take that away from you
Sounds like Mat got on an AI suggestion rabbit hole that led him to channeling. Happens to the best of us man
Man I've been re-ripping this cast again from the old dawg archives. Classic times.
Matt is hilarious
Did Matt just describe Flash Gordon? I'm so lost!
As a fourteen dimensional being, this cast pleases me
They clearly stated after 8 it starts back over at 1. C'mon
Matt has so many sick ass ideas lol if only 5% of them would have come to fruition this world would be a much more dawg friendly place
“What you got a mouse in your pocket?” Is so fuckin funny dude
Matt's dementia joke literally sucked the tears back into my eyes
15:39 There's a cave in the woods of Philadelphia
😂
You've read the wrong books 😂
Drenched been a thing for longer than I remembered. Thanks Ajax.
Damn
I think I lost ya
This is peak mystic
dude roanoke rapids and the cracker barrel is literally so nostalgic for me and family vacations
Matt may or may not be on meth this episode 😭
I just realized matt listens to audio books i thought he was actually reading all these books because in his words i quote all these books i READ my profit has forsaken me
@@Simmo_AU BOOOM ROASTED
@@Simmo_AU dude that burn was Shrek 1
😂
You didn’t listen to the early episodes cause shane constantly calls Matt out for this
You know he’s reading too: he wouldn’t mispronounce so many words if he were just listening to audiobooks, that comes from reading
Ah-dough-nai
53:32
now get back to work cats
Adidas moves 😂😂😂
Cast is helping through a bad(learning) trip
There was a church of weed that did comedy shows in Indiana, I remember it was still going on in like 2017
Dude I think I lost you 😂 Matt’s gone
As former law enforcement, he has his hand on his gun because he works in a profession where an ever growing number of citizens would kill him in order to not go to jail, because they hate what he represents or sometimes just because they had a bad day. I'm sure he doesn't want to check up on people just sitting in their car, yet he doesn't have the option to not do his job. People have every right to sit in their cars along with many, many other things as citizens of this great country. But people tend to forget that people also have the right to call the police when they feel that someone is being suspicious or making them nervous. People like this irrational woman are the type of person that acts like this, then will call the police and want someone arrested for sitting in their car and being suspicious. I've seen it a million times.
Esoteric conversation is not bullshit Shane!!!!
It's definitely bullshit in this case
“Now that I’m an adult…… GOOD”
there was three people the husband the wife and their dawg
1:37:13 Matt getting busted suggin tiddies is so god damn funny
Manic matt is the best matt
Does anyone know when the OT started being filmed? Or how much has been filmed? I’m still just listening to this playlist but I know the clip that got Shane cancelled was ages ago and I’ve seen it as a video
The first episode they filmed was 98 and it was the one that got him cancelled. I don’t think they filmed any more up until the set at Billy’s crib
1:43 reminds of of Brian reagan talking about going through a hole in the wall with a guy to get out of work. He’s like is this worth it?
the van helsing contract has been compromised
Where is the original pest episode
Are you Macro-Dosing ? 💀
How did I fall so low that I'm addicted to the dawgs
1:16:30
46:45 I wouldn’t be so sure Shane. Kinda think he does.
33:25 shane sounding like a neckbeard
GOD Bless the Dawgz, what a great cast 🙏
😂 33:15
35:35 - 36:00
I been done tappin' into dat!
1 thousandth like here everyone calm down
Iirc elliot h. Is also in some really weird cult though.
Funny, soon as he became a dad Matt dropped all this nonsense and started talking about the 2nd Amendment.
Cwc baby
I didnt think they r claiming to be speaking to the GOD Rah or Ra
They r channeling a spiritual elevated master on the 5th spiritual plan named Ra. I've seen other mediums who back writings after channeling Ra. But everyone who channels makes mistakes. Even the best channelers out there can only have like 90% accuracy cuz our own egos and experiences get in the way of messages from our own higher self and from other spiritually elevated masters. The way to see if it's true is if the messages are SLEFLESS and about service to others. If the messages r about selfishness or about some kinda bad thing that will happen in the future, well now the messages are being messed with by spirits of error and ones own ego
All channeling is fakery done by people who are just barely intelligent enough to manipulate folks looking to fill the void of spiritualism in their life. It's just like tarot, palm reading, etc. It's literally all just bullshit to get you to buy a product lined with basic self help advice. The WWE is more real than any of that nonsense.
Lol
Dawgz your secret closeted podcast has more subscribers than robert K. Openly gay podcast no judge
Shaman should check out Paul Selig, another channeler, done like 7 books talking to himself
There's some psycho woman channeling George Washington and wrote his auto biography, and almost tricked me into buying it as legitimate
Daniel Scranton is a good one. Channels the arcturian council and I love telling people about it and rambling off dimensional nonsense lol
Scranton, and many many channelers, are extremely unhelpful and misleading. The crap scranton puts out is philosophy from a child's level of understanding, reading an actual religious or philosophical text would be of much greater service to anyone taking spirituality seriously
Matt will say he will figure something out from a book in his mid 30s that i was able to figure out on my own in my early 20s
Sick
This is ridiculous
I love the idea of a completely normal and well adjusted person coming across this podcast
@@UncleDave69 😂 alls they do is talk about men’s butts and asses
😂😂😂
Do you think the Jews invented Christmas 😂😂😂 come on matt
I love Matt🙃
Dolores Cannon channels people & Ra!!
Love this shit!
Matt really wastes so much time on nonsense and it can be a bummer. It’s funny when he’s not taking it seriously but when he starts thinking these ideas are serious it detracts from everything.
The Shaman's Knowledge is Absolute.
Sound the tard alarm
Nah this type shit is what a lot of the listeners enjoy 😂 it’s just pure bro thoughtflow
It can be a bummer when the esoteric knowledge goes right over your little peanut head.
I enjoy it because it makes for funny conversations.
Matt talking about fart squirters is fucking awesome.
{ { { The Law of One } } }
The beginning of drenched
He killed a sweet boy ... now matts mad lol