Right now, Patrice and Leo are in heaven together, playing games. Patrice is throwing watermelons downhill, onto a series of downward sloping ramps, as Leo is smashing them with a hammer, jumping over them, trying to get to the top.
They are…. It’s almost like salt and pepper. In past videos they both admit to never ever wanting to hang out outside of radio. And are opinionated racially. But they are always on the same page. Patrice actually makes it harder, and therefore funnier, to compete so we end up getting the best of Ant. Normally, his jokes are amazing only in relative to Opie’s non jokes.
@@nimo517 thats the great beauty: because if you hang out with your homies all the time nothing is new and no new jokes are created, but when you know how much of a piece of shit he is, and you had time to gather information, the next encouter is aways a warzone
Dice was as funny as a dirty public toilet, like.. 😅 hah? The gimmick of impersonating Dice is funny but still.. Nooooo one since 2000's g.a.f. bout some "🎲"
@@pCOCKPRO11 xD Jesus man, start smoking less. If the old man didn't get angry at the end, this would be a phenomenal episode, just a few funny guys messing with each other.
The best part of this; Patrice didn't even do his own googling... just tells Von to do it over the radio and boom, she does it. She really was a soldier haha
Von is the worst. She tried to do comedy and it was the worst piece of shit you’ve ever seen in your life. Then she tried to market herself as some sort of dating coach, calling herself “coach Von”
58:47 is gold Opie goes: "He said my mom fucked a viking." Patrice: "At least it has 'king' in it." Anthony immediately replies with: "Yours has 'king' in it too." Ant is a fuckin comedic genius.
Somehow never heard this before"...Why a watermelon?" was one of the funniest lines I've heard in quite some time. The timing, the set up, everything. Perfection.
There are so many great lines. "Well he said my mom fucked a Viking." "Well imagine what he thinks my mom fucked!" "At least it has king in it, Jesus Christ." "Yours has king in it too." Holy shit, I'm dying laughing and I've listened to this easily 20-30 times over the years.
Brando Eliksir that was by far the funniest question Opie has ever asked and an even more brilliant response by Gallagher I laughed my ass off great moment and Patrice is the man
truly one of my favorite moments besides patrice laughing at Bobo when he first witnessed the up and down game!! PATRICE I miss you brother! when opie sold the watch he got from Patrice's benefit after his death I lost all respect for opie. instead of a object that is supposed to be a reminder of a person who is supposed to be your friend and he returns it and gets a few shirts. And if opie tries saying that was a bit, he is lying. anyone else notice that shitty move opie did with the watch?? PATRICE YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!!!! I ALWAYS SAY TO MYSELF WHAT WOULD PATRICE DO?
REST IN PIECE TWO LEGENDS haha i grew up on gallaghers first special i found patrice when i was like 13 im 32 now and still listen to patrice literally every day.
I come back here every year for the steady escalation : timestamps for: - 50:23 - Beginning of gold - 56:05 - Gallagher Bathroom quipp - 57:05 - Flatulence - 58:20 - Gallagher drops the hat - 1:01:20 - Barbers - 1:01:50 - 1930’s - 1:04:42 - Africa Nigeria - 1:05:23 - Gallagher gets called out by Patrice - 1:05:41 - Burning Sledgehammer - 1:06:40 - Op calls it - 1:07:00 - Fountains - 1:08:25 - Hoods - 1:09:00 - Million dollar question - 1:10:50 - One thing Patrice can’t apologise
27:24 I love how all three of them ask 'SCOTT THOMPSON?!' in utter bewilderment. The reveal of Carrot Top's real name just cuts right through Gallagher's rant.
If this ever gets taken down, I’m going ape shit. This is hands down my favorite Patrice episode on O&A. If Patrice was around today I would have loved to have seen a Gallagher and Patrice podcast so god damn much. Opposites work in their case
Howie W yeah true I started watching these like 3-4 years ago and I seen the comments and came with a open mind but it’s true everyone rips on each other except for opie cuz he gets a lil salty
One of the greatest segments ever. Patrice and Ant were in rare form here and Gallagher unwittingly played the patsy to perfection. Even Opie came through with a few great lines. His Dean Wormer "no way to go through life" hit me hard
Loved as a kid, completely bored as an adult, and after hearing him piss and moan about how great he is makes me never want to see or hear anything more about him.
I mean, it's a weird question but not really a nonsense question to ask what the difference is between a photon and an electron. But it would be so esoteric and so far removed from common knowledge that it would make the guy come across as even more of an insufferable douchebag. I don't know what's a worse look actually. Which way do I give him the benefit of the doubt?
Lmao i swear i was really pissed at that. He was so broken that he lost his composure and still tried and i could even see him uncrossing his arms to try and hurt feelings like a kid. But its defense i guess
Holy crap, talk about living in the past. The "Windows is built on DOS so it's going to bottleneck" thing stopped being true DEFINITIVELY with XP. So in the year 2010, he was working with information outdated in 1999. Love seeing Gallagher be an idiot, thanks for posting this one in particular (RIP Patrice :( )
Not only are you correct, but the MS-DOS architecture was pushed aside 3 editions earlier than XP. NT Architecture has been developed and favored for close to two decades now. Furthermore, Microsoft has an engineering base of over 40,000 individuals, they know what they are doing. On a relevant note, Gallagher is a fucking hack as I ever heard one.
Hey guys now come on... the idea of why the coach doesn’t dump the Gatorade cooler was pretty unthinkable. I mean Gallagher probably saved hundreds from heart attacks by presenting this brilliant idea
@@skylardesmire9585 that's true. but it does help if the person is knowledgeable. there's a limit to the ratio of bullshit information vs valuable stuff anyone can take in. Just saying it would have been more compelling and a better use of everyone's time for Leo to be advising Patrice than vice versa.
@@zalenahquaddy4354 I mean, he made giant amount of money and was huge. That's not a very easy point to hit. Not saying he or anyone sustains that easily their whole career or into their 70s.
1:07:22 You know somethin' Gallagher? You know who the first person was to do your act?! The white guys with the firehoses during the civil rights movement. They just knocked ...-(people out)-!! ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhhahahahaa L M F A O!!!
Listening in 2021: this continues to make me ACTUALLY laugh out loud and INCREASES in funny every year until I die! PC culture will literally kill me before I dont find this funny! I'll die LAUGHING!🤣
I’ve listened to this and loved it for several years now and am up to about my 20th listen. Still somehow the part that always gets me laughing the most is at 11:49 and Patrice’s random ‘I’m tryna help you man!’
indeed, in a strange way gallagher is a lot like patrice, and even more ironically, in this episode patrice was the one coaching gallgher to be LESS like himself, which is the very thing that patrice himself never properly compromised in.
Exactly. He called him “Carlinesque”, which is very true of Gallagher in his prime. Always appreciated the way Patrice tried to approach everyone as a person and not as “Gallagher” or whomever
1:07:00, Ant "Im a two water fountain man"...then follow ups with "the first guys to do Gallaghers act was the white guy with the firehoses durning the civil rights movement."....Patrice laughed his ass off so hard.
1:07:48 "The white men with the fire hoses during the civil Rights movement". That one nearly fucking killed Patrice. You can hear him start to fall apart as soon as it registers with him what was just said. Possibly the funniest shit I've ever heard on TH-cam and it's from ten years ago. RIP Patrice, you have ascended to the pantheon. 🤣
i was looking through the comments to see if anyone else noticed this. he sounds so much like late-career Fez, but with more delusions of his own talent.
![The Opie & Anthony SuperShow III [05-16-2014]](/img/n.gif)
*Gallagher finally makes it to the pearly gates*
Patrice: "What the fuck is up, Leo?!"
aaha facts!
Waaaaaahhhhh hahahahahahaha cuz they both dead or sumthin hahahahaha tsssssss aw fawk ya home run
BAHAHAAHAHAAA comedy Gold!
Gallagher spends the rest of his eternity in paradise smashing the heads of sinners with his holy sledge-o-matic for the Lord's amusement.
@@DaveLeperres
Right now, Patrice and Leo are in heaven together, playing games. Patrice is throwing watermelons downhill, onto a series of downward sloping ramps, as Leo is smashing them with a hammer, jumping over them, trying to get to the top.
Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣
XD this comment should be shown way more love XD
LMAO a series of downward sloping ramps.
Holy shit lol
Holy shit hahahaha brilliant
It is astonishingly amazing how often Patrice and Anthony are mentally in sync comedically.
Yuck
They are…. It’s almost like salt and pepper. In past videos they both admit to never ever wanting to hang out outside of radio. And are opinionated racially. But they are always on the same page. Patrice actually makes it harder, and therefore funnier, to compete so we end up getting the best of Ant. Normally, his jokes are amazing only in relative to Opie’s non jokes.
Awesome duo. Pure fantastic comedy I love it.
Anthony and Patrice’s comedy timing is awesome
@@nimo517 thats the great beauty: because if you hang out with your homies all the time nothing is new and no new jokes are created, but when you know how much of a piece of shit he is, and you had time to gather information, the next encouter is aways a warzone
@@nimo517 Yeah their unlikely chemistry is amazing.
Opie making uncomfortable moments worse was honestly his forte, in a good way. Really shines in this one.
You know it's bad if even Opie is getting in lines.
Like using a toilet
absolutely. you are so correct. peeps bash him constantly, but he really is the other half
This is true. Opie was good during uncomfortable interviews and things like Jocktober
58:50 holy shit. This is as good as it gets 😂😂
Patrice: "Why a watermelon?"
I haven't laughed this hard in years.
@1:09:00
As soon as I heard the news I had to listen to this again lol. I hope him and Patrice made up in the great beyond. RIP Legends.
Same here lol
Lol, they’re both in Hell.
“Those little horns and shit? Get those the fuck OUT”
Same. Once yesterday and once today, lol.
@@Resevil Well I said "Great Beyond" not heaven. See you there too
It's been 3 days since Gallagher died and I've been listening to Patrice ever since, lol.
Gallagher: "I can't believe anyone is still listening to this"
Jokes on you, hack. I'm listening to this shit years later. RIP to Patrice.
Try the Opie and Anthony Roasts, which I doubt you haven't seen yet...but I've watched the Jim Norton roast and the Rich Vos roast at least 15 times
@@Iron_Thunderstorm why would you listen to Voss?
Because he is great!
I stone washhkk my car today
Yea Gallagher is complete trash compared to Patrice.
"fux yeah, nigga"
- Patrice O'Neal
+Scramblieggs Bahahahaaaa!! He said that to 1980's Gallagher.... Talk about sign of the times!
+Scramblieggs "I'll beat a bitch's pussy with a hammer like that watermelon"
Scramblieggs - Legendary!
Ready for round 2 Patrice?
😂
This just broke my heart
Nobody understands how amazing this comment is
Legends🤘
Love them both. RIP.
This is the funniest radio bit ever. Patrice and Anthony were relentless! They’re the best radio duo in history, and this is their Mona Lisa.
By the end of this they've turned Gallagher into Fez
@@knicksfule Fez vibes for sure.
Very well put, sir. Agreed.
This is a good example of what Opie should be doing. He keeps Gallagher from leaving and asks leading questions
It is a fantastic role on this type of program. Poor Opster did not agree, this killing the golden goose.
His peak was keeping Donald Rumsfeld on the line
"HICKORY DICKORY DOCK, THEY OUGHTA DAM UP THE COLORADO. OH!"
Fucking hilarious.
HICKORY DICKORY DOCK, DAFREAKIN' NATIONAL ANTHEM IN MEXICAN. OH!
Ant does the best Dice impression😎
38:20
Dice was as funny as a dirty public toilet, like.. 😅 hah?
The gimmick of impersonating Dice is funny but still.. Nooooo one since 2000's g.a.f. bout some "🎲"
@@DSto90its sounded funny to me and I don't even know 🎲, the intent of the impression is clear
"There's only 1 thing I can't apologize for, because I can't help being that."
Line of the century.
Took me a couple mins but l got it
@@pCOCKPRO11 xD Jesus man, start smoking less. If the old man didn't get angry at the end, this would be a phenomenal episode, just a few funny guys messing with each other.
@Juan C Salinas Where's the problem exactly?
what is that, just another way to say "I'm Born This Way"?
Hahaha how do people not understand this line?
RIP Gallagher. Had to come here the second I heard the news. Thanks for the laughs.
"SHE TYPED IN GALLAGHER REAL NAME, THAT SHIT SAID LEO NIGGA" lmao im in fucking tears
The best part of this; Patrice didn't even do his own googling... just tells Von to do it over the radio and boom, she does it. She really was a soldier haha
DontTreadOnMyVape
True Pimp Shit
Leooooo! Lmfao
@Jonathan Straccia 🤢
@Lil' Connor Peterson what's the story there
Von is the worst. She tried to do comedy and it was the worst piece of shit you’ve ever seen in your life. Then she tried to market herself as some sort of dating coach, calling herself “coach Von”
The end was classic....When Patrice said "let me know if he washes his hands"...right after he shakes Ghallagher hand.....CUT
58:47 is gold
Opie goes: "He said my mom fucked a viking."
Patrice: "At least it has 'king' in it."
Anthony immediately replies with: "Yours has 'king' in it too."
Ant is a fuckin comedic genius.
XaeeD so quick.
I'm a bit slow, explain it please?
@@RiffChris King Kong
@@TheYongary mlk too
@@chillsjiujitsu Def not intended
"the Blue Man Group doesnt talk about the 1st Amendment and then become blue." Great line
But the Orange Man group does.
@@avidadolares that was fucking 👍 🤣🤣🤣
@@avidadolares true dat 😢
Imagine if they did tho. Really political and deep and then start applying the blue paint and don't say another word. It'd be fucking hilarious 😂
I've listened to this about once every year since 2010. Patrice was a comedy god
Still here. RIP patrekee
Somehow never heard this before"...Why a watermelon?" was one of the funniest lines I've heard in quite some time. The timing, the set up, everything. Perfection.
Patrice pulled "Booger Chops" and "Barnaby Clifton" out of thin air. Amazing.
If you’re willing, I’d take a new cut while we listen each year 🤷🏻♂️
Last like to listen through 🙏🏼 Rip my dude
“He took his glasses off. Maybe he puts them on over the hood”.
I spit out my Gatorade!!
I really wanted to hear Ants joke about Gallaghers Twitter but of course baby boy couldn’t handle it so Ant had to censor himself 😡
This is where I came when I heard Leo passed. It still makes me laugh out loud, something that rarely happens anymore
He did O&A two days before this if you’ve never heard it : th-cam.com/video/sCJRpIuBb7w/w-d-xo.html beginning at 2:21:00
"Hickory dickory dock, they oughta dam up the Colorado."
6 years later. I'm not even gonna try to pretend . I'm still replaying these.
People like Patrice are needed . I'm pissed at him for dying. .
We need him more then ever
Fuck yea man. I come back every couple years. No shame.
I wonder what snacks & junk food was too irresistible & took him out😢
@@brianwilhelm3777 ALLLLLLLLLLLL OF THEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!
I’m here now. Was here a couple years ago, and then a year before that lol. There’s no shame in it, I love these guys.
I dont know that anything in life has brought me more joy than Patrice vs Gallagher. It's 2 hours of non-stop greatness lol
this is how you know Payrice had mad respect for Gallagher; he made fun of him but didn't rip him
as much as he really could
hes fuckin holding back bruh
Patrice was only using about 15% of his true power
That would have been so unfair and cruel. I cringe at a few parts of this LOL
@@NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw facts
I think it’s because Patrice didn’t know him well enough to respectfully trash him like he would Colin or Vos. But the respect is clear.
I listen to this about 4 times a year...
...it`s like my all time favourite movie I could watch forever...
@Ajax Aidy he walked away in marc maron's podcast. He was/is not playing dumb/ignorant for the sake of it
There are so many great lines.
"Well he said my mom fucked a Viking."
"Well imagine what he thinks my mom fucked!"
"At least it has king in it, Jesus Christ."
"Yours has king in it too."
Holy shit, I'm dying laughing and I've listened to this easily 20-30 times over the years.
Matt B I might be stupid, but can someone explain the joke to me
@@zuscanga30 Anthony is referring to Kingkong
Its a *Classic*. ...it lifts me up too
Q: Gallagher are you rascist
A: Why?
rayskist
Brando Eliksir that was by far the funniest question Opie has ever asked and an even more brilliant response by Gallagher I laughed my ass off great moment and Patrice is the man
truly one of my favorite moments besides patrice laughing at Bobo when he first witnessed the up and down game!! PATRICE I miss you brother! when opie sold the watch he got from Patrice's benefit after his death I lost all respect for opie. instead of a object that is supposed to be a reminder of a person who is supposed to be your friend and he returns it and gets a few shirts. And if opie tries saying that was a bit, he is lying. anyone else notice that shitty move opie did with the watch?? PATRICE YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!!!! I ALWAYS SAY TO MYSELF WHAT WOULD PATRICE DO?
More relevant than ever. Liberals look to call everyone a racist. they live for it. So why give them the satisfaction?
Nate G he sold the watch?! Are u fucking for real?! Why did he do that? Did he give a reason? Did he end up not like Patrice after he died???
Gallagher saying "you called me a fire hose.....squinting black people against the wall" was the most amazing thing I've ever heard
REST IN PIECE TWO LEGENDS haha i grew up on gallaghers first special i found patrice when i was like 13 im 32 now and still listen to patrice literally every day.
Yup gone too soon very talented
God bless Patrice. Wish he was still with us.
Oh my fucking god, Anthony and Patrice were hilarious in this.
what about opie?
@@mikeo5003 he was definitely there
@@jody90210 lmao
@@jody90210 🤣🤣🤣
58:47 and on..
"Yours has "King" in it too.."
Beautiful work.
"OOOOOH SHIT! OHTALMBOUTHIMOMMA!!!" Patrice silent then laughs. I lost it
Laughed so hard on that one :D
holy shit everything was good and then after the Gallagher are you racist question it all turned into GOLD
RIP Sir Ron Gallagher, may you and Patrice each enjoy your own water fountains in heaven.
One of the best O&A episodes ever. I've listened to this whole thing more times than I can count.
Glad im not the only one. Over the years ive heard this 30x minimum, sad but this shit is a classic
Same. About once or twice a year
I come back here every year for the steady escalation : timestamps for:
- 50:23 - Beginning of gold
- 56:05 - Gallagher Bathroom quipp
- 57:05 - Flatulence
- 58:20 - Gallagher drops the hat
- 1:01:20 - Barbers
- 1:01:50 - 1930’s
- 1:04:42 - Africa Nigeria
- 1:05:23 - Gallagher gets called out by Patrice
- 1:05:41 - Burning Sledgehammer
- 1:06:40 - Op calls it
- 1:07:00 - Fountains
- 1:08:25 - Hoods
- 1:09:00 - Million dollar question
- 1:10:50 - One thing Patrice can’t apologise
27:24 I love how all three of them ask 'SCOTT THOMPSON?!' in utter bewilderment. The reveal of Carrot Top's real name just cuts right through Gallagher's rant.
it reminded me of a scooby doo episode when they take off the bad guys mask
The Kid In The Hall?
In a perfect world Patrice and Gallagher are kicking it now cracking each other up in the beyond. This was so epic
Patrice making Ant lose his shit(laughter, that is) is just the sweetest sound in the shitty fucking world.
"The blue man group doesn't talk about the first amendment and then become blue"
Patrice O'Neal the GOAT everyone
Haha it's like his lady gaga joke - this song goes out to all the disenfranchised, all the immigrants, yearning to be free - BRRR YAA BA BA BA
If this ever gets taken down, I’m going ape shit. This is hands down my favorite Patrice episode on O&A. If Patrice was around today I would have loved to have seen a Gallagher and Patrice podcast so god damn much. Opposites work in their case
He really trys to help Gallagher it''s hilarious
R.I.P. Gallagher 😞
58:19 when Patrice says "told you" - he won
"We make fun of everything and everyone." Except for you Opie, except for you.
Howie W yeah true I started watching these like 3-4 years ago and I seen the comments and came with a open mind but it’s true everyone rips on each other except for opie cuz he gets a lil salty
One of the greatest segments ever. Patrice and Ant were in rare form here and Gallagher unwittingly played the patsy to perfection.
Even Opie came through with a few great lines. His Dean Wormer "no way to go through life" hit me hard
Gotta give it to the Opester, he was really good on this one playing the good cop.
"He really wants to smash an eggplant right now" was a pretty underrated line too imo
Loved as a kid, completely bored as an adult, and after hearing him piss and moan about how great he is makes me never want to see or hear anything more about him.
If you want to top it off, listen to him walk out on a pod cast with Marc Maron, it's on TH-cam. Never heard anyone so egotistical and angry.
Mandy Marc Maron was waaaay more egotistical than he was. He completely railroaded him the entire time.
Super smart guy Gallagher confused a photon with a proton.
@Trantor The Troll boooooo
Randomhero651 Gallagher likes to sound smart when in reality he’s a fuckin coo coo bird
I mean, it's a weird question but not really a nonsense question to ask what the difference is between a photon and an electron. But it would be so esoteric and so far removed from common knowledge that it would make the guy come across as even more of an insufferable douchebag. I don't know what's a worse look actually. Which way do I give him the benefit of the doubt?
Lmao i swear i was really pissed at that. He was so broken that he lost his composure and still tried and i could even see him uncrossing his arms to try and hurt feelings like a kid. But its defense i guess
nope he said photon on purpose he was ready for the response to correct them.
"i'm a friend of your life"
lol he kills me
"He's a Wolfman and you brought a full moon in."
This is the first thing I thought of when I saw he died.
Radio gold. The parts that Opie, Anthony and Patrice played were done to perfection. Brilliant.
The fire hose line may be the single greatest line ever uttered in radio, tv or the internet.
you have “I gave up mustache, I gave up hair do”😂 fuckin hilarious
Holy crap, talk about living in the past. The "Windows is built on DOS so it's going to bottleneck" thing stopped being true DEFINITIVELY with XP. So in the year 2010, he was working with information outdated in 1999. Love seeing Gallagher be an idiot, thanks for posting this one in particular (RIP Patrice :( )
Not only are you correct, but the MS-DOS architecture was pushed aside 3 editions earlier than XP. NT Architecture has been developed and favored for close to two decades now. Furthermore, Microsoft has an engineering base of over 40,000 individuals, they know what they are doing.
On a relevant note, Gallagher is a fucking hack as I ever heard one.
But his "dam up the Colorado river to stop the Mexican drug trade" idea was 100% relevant and revolutionary.
Hey guys now come on... the idea of why the coach doesn’t dump the Gatorade cooler was pretty unthinkable. I mean Gallagher probably saved hundreds from heart attacks by presenting this brilliant idea
Andrew Dice Clay Because it’s tradition and deep down the coaches kind of enjoy it
I DON'T HAVE JOKES LEO, I HAVE SOLILOQUYS
lmao
You googled how to spell that
I hope not, because its spelled incorrectly!
Lmao
Max Camacho sonnets
Hilarious. Gallagher takes himself way too seriously and Patrice saw that.
Yep, played like a fiddle. I had no empathy. lol
Think of how annoying it would be to get career advice from Patrice when your career is 1000 times better. Leo was nice.
@@trple2 You're never too big to take advice, that's how you stop growing
@@skylardesmire9585 that's true. but it does help if the person is knowledgeable. there's a limit to the ratio of bullshit information vs valuable stuff anyone can take in. Just saying it would have been more compelling and a better use of everyone's time for Leo to be advising Patrice than vice versa.
@@zalenahquaddy4354 I mean, he made giant amount of money and was huge. That's not a very easy point to hit. Not saying he or anyone sustains that easily their whole career or into their 70s.
This is the best piece of radio that there ever will be.
This might be the best O&A segment ever.
Patrice's laugh through the whole thing.. This was epic god bless Patrice
"he's going to put the glasses on over the hood" LMFAO
Chaz G that made me holler
That was HILARIOUS!!
I always die laughing when Patrice tells him what to do with his hair and mustache 😂
listening to this without knowing who gallagher is, you wouldn't think he was a comedian
How couldn't you? He doesn't shut the fuck up saying it.
I agree.
because he wasn't...smashing watermelons and shit, fuckin' hack. That shit was almost funny one time if you are high.
Just like all things. People talk shit about stuff they dont know.
Who doesnt know who Gallagher is?
1:07:22
You know somethin' Gallagher? You know who the first person was to do your act?! The white guys with the firehoses during the civil rights movement. They just knocked ...-(people out)-!!
ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhhahahahaa
L M F A O!!!
Interesting. This popped up onto my feed the day Gallagher shit the bed…
At 1:07:37 when ant goes "... Look..." I like he's about to explain himself after that civil rights joke lmao I lost it I couldn't stop laughing
Social Anxiety Gaming I wasn’t ready!!
Ant is a Savage
I spat out my Coffee when Patrice O'Neal called Gallagher the N Word....he kept it Too Real!!! 💯👊😎
Here’s the question
“Why a watermelon”?
Classic
38:09 LMFAO "It's Andrew Dice Gallagher ghghghg"
38:00
LMAO fuck yeah, Ant kills with the dice
Ill never get over that shit
Hasan Kodal 38:20 HAAAAHAAA
Anthony's scary quickness and brilliance at 34:00
His King Kong line as well is lightning
@@DavidHayesbigtoe Man I didnt get the milkman one, I wishI did! What did Ant say? I cant really hear it
@@snicker576 Just reverse what Patrice says right before...
@@theoriginaltommysteward I tried man, the only thing I could come up with was "man milk", was that the joke?
@@snicker576 Haha that's not all he says...there's one more word after milkman.
Listening in 2021: this continues to make me ACTUALLY laugh out loud and INCREASES in funny every year until I die! PC culture will literally kill me before I dont find this funny! I'll die LAUGHING!🤣
I love that this massacre is the third result when searching for Gallagher on TH-cam.
LOL Gallagher's ego was bruised so hard he couldn't stop engaging Patrice
He deserved it XD
He sort of sounds like a bitter Richard Simmons.
If I sounded like Richard Simmons, I’d be bitter too
I’ve listened to this and loved it for several years now and am up to about my 20th listen. Still somehow the part that always gets me laughing the most is at 11:49 and Patrice’s random ‘I’m tryna help you man!’
It's amazing the replay value of these. I listen to the episode "Stupid sexy Bobby" quite a bit hahaha
RIP to the greatest stand up of all time, Patrice O'Neal. Also Gallagher I guess
😂 first place I came today when I heard the news
@@Nahmanimkewl I'm luckily walking to the gym, I got 4 hours of entertainment set up lol
I thought I would be the only one to come here when I learned Gallagher died. Im glad we are all sick people
Man, Gallagher telling Ant he doesn't know funny at the end was fucking wild.
im surprised fez managed to keep it together here and not cry
it is still baffling to me how anyone can listen to this and not understand that Patrice loved and respected Gallagher
indeed, in a strange way gallagher is a lot like patrice, and even more ironically, in this episode patrice was the one coaching gallgher to be LESS like himself, which is the very thing that patrice himself never properly compromised in.
Exactly. He called him “Carlinesque”, which is very true of Gallagher in his prime. Always appreciated the way Patrice tried to approach everyone as a person and not as “Gallagher” or whomever
Yeah, they were fucking with him pretty good but it wasn't malicious.
Gallagher wasn’t listening to Patrice at all.
hickory dickory dock THEY AUGHTA DAM UP THE COLORADO! - hey thats gonna change the world some day....
1:07:00, Ant "Im a two water fountain man"...then follow ups with "the first guys to do Gallaghers act was the white guy with the firehoses durning the civil rights movement."....Patrice laughed his ass off so hard.
1:07:48 "The white men with the fire hoses during the civil Rights movement".
That one nearly fucking killed Patrice. You can hear him start to fall apart as soon as it registers with him what was just said.
Possibly the funniest shit I've ever heard on TH-cam and it's from ten years ago. RIP Patrice, you have ascended to the pantheon. 🤣
That joke was insanely funny!!
This was amazingly funny! RIP Patrice and Gallagher.
"Mr.shitty wheelchair tiger woods joke" LMFAO!!
CLASSIC Patrice!!! He was untouchable. Thank you so much for uploading.
This is one of the rare moments where opie was bearable
Best segment ever RIP to everyone involved
29:05 Gallagher tells a tiger woods joke and Patrice reacts
Gallagher sounds like Fez Whatley and his attitude during this matches him as well
You nailed it.
i was looking through the comments to see if anyone else noticed this. he sounds so much like late-career Fez, but with more delusions of his own talent.
57:05 Patrice going in with the hard-hitting questions.
“I’m trying to teach him how to buy seeds and grow his own fruit!”
😅😂😅😂😅
Gallagher didn't know the whole story with windows and the DOS underlay
DOS hasn't been used for operating systems since '95 lol
They both come together very quickly on the fact they both have integrity and have never sold out... and that is why they were never huge...
59:02 this has to be one of the great all time Anthony lines, he’s gotta be one of the funniest non-comedians ever
From about 1:30:00 on, you can physical feel Gallagher's blood-pressure reaching critical mass. Awesome upload, thanks!
I'm a two fountain guy myself!
😂😂
Patrice is grilling him again up there.
telling him he has I-gave-up hair
Down there.
This is one of my favorite episodes of O&A
They Trolled the hell out of Gallagher
Great radio. Fascinating actually. Patrice was so fucking genuine. The most sincere comic around.