Ah yes, Super Mario Kart. The game where you get only a single green shell a race while Mario teleports behind you and obliterates you with a shotgun that he got from a invisible item box
Bro, driving is always unfair. whenever a car crashes, or gets hit by someone else, you have to pay for that and have to be responsible for your permanently marked car. Even though it was him all along... you wrench...
I remember the first time i played a Mario Kart game very well. It was the Gameboy version. I was like 4 years old, and i got it as a present from my grandparents. Loved the game, but there was 1 big problem: why isn't this damm race ever ending???? After an hour or so i found out the stupid flying thingy with the sign was telling me i was driving backwards! Yeah i wasn't the smartest when it came to technology as a kid.
Me: “This game’s got character exclusive items just like in Double Dash!” Me after finding out only computers can use them: “This game is worse than Tyler’s mental state.”
I thought this was a spin off of Alternate History Hub when I subscribed, and that this guy was Cody's cousin or something, doing a channel about actual history.
That may be true but then you'd have to deal with Koopa Troopa and DK Jr. It's a never ending cycle of rubberbanding,albeit less intense if you get far enough ahead as Yoshi
As a kid with many lost years of youth into this game, I was going to sympathize...but then he mentioned being stuck on only 100cc. As Biden would say: “C’mon man!”. It’s 150cc where shit gets silly hard. 100cc is doable for a dedicated middle schooler.
One thing that might help is that the places the other drivers are in are set at the start of the race. They won't pass one another unless acted on by the player. If you want to win a cup, you can just hang back in second for the first two races and then shell the leader on the final lap in race 3, this will permanently lock them several places down leaving you a lot of wiggle room in the final placings.
I remember when I beat the 150cc Special Cup and came in first place as a kid for the first time. It was a grueling ordeal and I felt like I just won the goddamn Medal of Honor or some shit.
I love the handling. Maintaining max speed with The Showdown is serious fun that no other Mario kart has succeeded at. Super circuit came pretty close though.
Playing MarioKart Wii on the Wii U is a *radical* experience. The AI has much more time to think and move, so you're always neck and neck with everyone else, even without rubber banding. It's super tight.
The AI characters always followed the exact same path so when you lay a shell or banana peel it's best to follow another AI character and lay it exactly where they are going... If you do it right your almost guaranteed to hit the guy behind you.
The last line is the most accurate description of what it is like to play the game. I am not playing Mario Cart World Tour on my phone, and I feel that way everyday.
Duuuude super mario kart for snes was the bane of my existence xD. I remember getting silver on the special cup after trying so many fucking times. As an adult I stand no chance at even repeating that feat.
Ahem... -The controls are garbage for everyone but the lightweights. -AI characters have items you can't use and they can spam them as much as they want, whenever they want. -Assigned opponents can't be hit by red shells in close vicinity. They just jump over it like it's nothing. -The rubber banding is laughably awful. It's worse than Mario Kart 64 by a long shot. -You spin out if you make a wide turn without drifting. -You spin out if someone hits you when you don't have coins. -Drifting, just like the rest of the controls, is trash. -Item plates can only be used once. Granted, there are usually a lot of them, but come on, one use and that's it?
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when i was little, i thought that 11th place was winning because it's a higher number. i was so abominable at these games that my family never told me otherwise (and part of me wishes I never knew otherwise. i have never won a Mariokart race in my entire life.)
You looked like you played as bowser a lot... Him and DK are the two hardest characters for beginners. I was always koopa or toad in GP but bowser or DK was best for time trials once you knew how to drift with them.
I agree with some other comments that the original Mario Kart is not necessarily a good game, although it’s definitely an influential one. I always find myself thinking, “I wish I was playing F-Zero.” The rubberbanding AI is very frustrating. In real life you’d build more and more of a lead over the other cars if you were doing great, but in both F-Zero and Mario Kart, you are never more than one mistake away from having them five feet off the ass end of your car and fly past you.
You should do a video on- "Is Modern Nintendo good, or just playing with your nostalgia?" After playing PC games, Nintendo just isnt on the same level anymore. Curious if you can figure this out too.
Fun correlation: the people who were really good at this were the same and new who think Sonic 2 ends in a casino night slot machine. It’s the addicts. The freaks.
I was actually quite good at this game but playing bowser and DK was the hardest as one mistake takes them ages to recover, slow accelerate fast drive and awful steering :) The lighter chars were easier in my opinion.
Super Mario Kart: The Fall of Mussolini
Mussolini: who wants to go karting in Egypt 😃
The British: how about we do that in Libya instead
Mussolini: 👀
At least Bowser made the trains run on time.
@@alonk1060 mussolini: how about I call ROMMEL.
Capitalism: The Rise of Luigi
Super Mario 3D world: the rise of the aliens in modern day mars
Don’t worry Tyler, we’ll wait patiently for “Is MarioKart A Homosexual?”
I must know
He just stole that from jewce man, lol
@@Planag7 Mario characters ranked gayest to straightest. TBH I'm still waiting on more gay Jojo vids
Does Mario kart is gay?
That title is gold
Mario Kart is just an insanely accurate simulator of driving in Mexico.
Not enough 5 lane intersections with one stop sign
Oh not to mention actually corrupt cops that look for tourists to scam
Edit well that's not in Mario cart but it is a thing Mexico
@33 SixtyNine or vietnam
Did you in the Arab Saudi most cause of the death are car crash since there was no speed limit.
@33 SixtyNine
I would normally agree but you have to agree on this th-cam.com/video/EgnxQ8VvdC0/w-d-xo.html
This channel is perfect for when you're hella tired since you don't need to think to enjoy it
Your avatar is super cute.
Currently me
Yeah
Ah yes, Super Mario Kart. The game where you get only a single green shell a race while Mario teleports behind you and obliterates you with a shotgun that he got from a invisible item box
*luigi death glare*
nothing personal, ravioli
One thing's for sure, they wouldn't survive LA or Orlando traffic
i see you everywhere bro
That or theyd dominate the traffic. One of the two
No, no. It's the other way around.
LA and Orlando traffic wouldn't survive THEM.
You mean LA traffic wouldn’t survive them...
@@oranjethefox8725 one does not drive in traffic in Los Angeles traffic drive you
"Knowledge" Hub, on September 11:
"Oh, you know, it's the flying things that go boom into the giant pause button."
Nice
damnit
Strangely accurate
Noice.
Bro, driving is always unfair. whenever a car crashes, or gets hit by someone else, you have to pay for that and have to be responsible for your permanently marked car. Even though it was him all along... you wrench...
I remember the first time i played a Mario Kart game very well. It was the Gameboy version. I was like 4 years old, and i got it as a present from my grandparents. Loved the game, but there was 1 big problem: why isn't this damm race ever ending???? After an hour or so i found out the stupid flying thingy with the sign was telling me i was driving backwards!
Yeah i wasn't the smartest when it came to technology as a kid.
Mario kart might be good, but it doesn't compare to the cult classic created by god, Garfield Kart
have you seen the tags on steam store for that, its the most amazing game there is.
Ah a fellow man of culture I see
Another peak into Tyler's decaying sanity and peace of mind
Another wonderful video giving us a glimpse into Tyler’s decaying mind. Loved the analysis of “Mario’s Karts”
Me: “This game’s got character exclusive items just like in Double Dash!”
Me after finding out only computers can use them: “This game is worse than Tyler’s mental state.”
I started to become more like Tyler-kun
I love how this channel is slowly descending into a bad acid trip fever dream.
With occasional moments of clarity.
Slowly?
I thought this was a spin off of Alternate History Hub when I subscribed, and that this guy was Cody's cousin or something, doing a channel about actual history.
@@HamishDuh2nd it was originally owned by Althistory hub before he gave the channel to his brother.
"Slowly"
I like how this channel has just become Tyler's Tax Haven
Remember when this channel was a history channel? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Tbh I love the delve into stuff like this too.
It was a geography channel. Alternate history hub has all your kinda historical needs.
it used to be about geography
Just play Yoshi, you won't have to deal with Mario or Luigi as long as you stay above 8th to 6th
YOSHI IS BEST
He's just sittin' there.
That may be true but then you'd have to deal with Koopa Troopa and DK Jr.
It's a never ending cycle of rubberbanding,albeit less intense if you get far enough ahead as Yoshi
Ah, I can count the amount of friendships this game has ruined on about five hands.
Are you from Chernobyl?
In all honesty, I fuckin love the direction this channel has taken, it fills that space for hilarious weird shit crossed with genuinely interesting
I approve of the Top Gear reference
I love these videos, it seems like you're enjoying yourself which adds all the more to the video essays
How dare you call me a wahoo you let’s-a-go
One of my all time favorite videos! Life IS like Mario Kart...
As a kid with many lost years of youth into this game, I was going to sympathize...but then he mentioned being stuck on only 100cc. As Biden would say: “C’mon man!”. It’s 150cc where shit gets silly hard. 100cc is doable for a dedicated middle schooler.
One thing that might help is that the places the other drivers are in are set at the start of the race. They won't pass one another unless acted on by the player. If you want to win a cup, you can just hang back in second for the first two races and then shell the leader on the final lap in race 3, this will permanently lock them several places down leaving you a lot of wiggle room in the final placings.
Great video as always, TylerHub. I sure hope Ohayocon won't get cancelled.
Ludwig von Koopa is superior compared to Beethoven, had to say it
Yo kim, can i hang at ur place? My house is currently infested with the Rona
I remember when I beat the 150cc Special Cup and came in first place as a kid for the first time. It was a grueling ordeal and I felt like I just won the goddamn Medal of Honor or some shit.
Some people play this game quite well. Takes practice and dedication but the reward is there
History lesson was great fun though
I love the handling. Maintaining max speed with The Showdown is serious fun that no other Mario kart has succeeded at. Super circuit came pretty close though.
Coming first in 150cc special cup was pretty much my greatest childhood achievement
Playing MarioKart Wii on the Wii U is a *radical* experience. The AI has much more time to think and move, so you're always neck and neck with everyone else, even without rubber banding. It's super tight.
I play quite frequently on my wii and this is so true.
The AI characters always followed the exact same path so when you lay a shell or banana peel it's best to follow another AI character and lay it exactly where they are going... If you do it right your almost guaranteed to hit the guy behind you.
3:22 Best pronunciation =D
I just see a man spiraling into madness
I don't know what it is about your channel, but I genuinely love each video
I'm watching this drunk as a skunk, and therefore might not be rather lucid, but God bless you, Tyler.
I played this game once with my brother, 10 minutes later i was punching his face. Good memories 👌
The last line is the most accurate description of what it is like to play the game. I am not playing Mario Cart World Tour on my phone, and I feel that way everyday.
Hey Tyler, Clornk here. I really enjoyed that top gear joke you made,rha ks for adding that 🙂
See you next time!
i have to admit that i like the originality in your videos lately
With a Switch that sounds like that, no wonder you're so stressed and angry!
Bonus points for Alf reaching for the pie.
Tyler's beard is only getting stronger
That Pig Squeal at 7:42 fucking got me.
Duuuude super mario kart for snes was the bane of my existence xD. I remember getting silver on the special cup after trying so many fucking times. As an adult I stand no chance at even repeating that feat.
Great video! Toad was my greatest nemesis!
Fear no racer of any place, I have items to win the race.
My poor little Garbanzo Bean. Thank you for this heaping spaghetti pile of *infomacione*
I love knowledge hub, i've just never been as good at this as this hub maker guy
Remember when this was a channel about geography
The sneeze lol
10:53 Nice SpongeBob reference
basic strat, wait until the final lap until you take a massive lead in order to negate the rubber banding.
>playing as DK and Bowser
>complaining about poor handling
Toad and Yoshi are superior in every way.
8:33 Mitten Squad has entered the chat
I really like just how much he loves monty mole
the SMB2 theme not being in swing makes me wanna huck a blue shell into last place
I bet Tyler gets the big happy when he finds an easy alliteration, or a riskless rhyme, or an obvious onamotapeia
Ahem...
-The controls are garbage for everyone but the lightweights.
-AI characters have items you can't use and they can spam them as much as they want, whenever they want.
-Assigned opponents can't be hit by red shells in close vicinity. They just jump over it like it's nothing.
-The rubber banding is laughably awful. It's worse than Mario Kart 64 by a long shot.
-You spin out if you make a wide turn without drifting.
-You spin out if someone hits you when you don't have coins.
-Drifting, just like the rest of the controls, is trash.
-Item plates can only be used once. Granted, there are usually a lot of them, but come on, one use and that's it?
I liked the game and since it cost around $65 back then you played it a lot. It was all muscle memory.
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1:34 Indeed ... F Luigi!
when i was little, i thought that 11th place was winning because it's a higher number. i was so abominable at these games that my family never told me otherwise (and part of me wishes I never knew otherwise. i have never won a Mariokart race in my entire life.)
Garfield Kart is a game.
5:48 when you spend all day hooning
You looked like you played as bowser a lot... Him and DK are the two hardest characters for beginners. I was always koopa or toad in GP but bowser or DK was best for time trials once you knew how to drift with them.
8:18: Super Circuit disagrees. Characters look like 64, but it scrolls like this...so you basically drive above the track...it's weird.
It's been when you beat every drakon gold use then get the play every track backwards
So early the blue shell hit me
I played this as a child and it was pure pain
Are Scandinavians really renowned for sniping?
I drop acid before watching these videos to get full immersion
This is possibly the most depressing intro i've ever seen
There is also the stop playing the game option.
I gave Luigi the nickname "Sewage Lewage" for his performance in this game
I was 7
DAILY REMINDER: Knowledge Hub would greatly benefit from coming to Ohayocon 2021
My TF2 spray was a Shuckle for the longest time, so seeing that surprised me.
6:57 I love this part idk why and 7:45
This channel is really becoming something else
I agree with some other comments that the original Mario Kart is not necessarily a good game, although it’s definitely an influential one. I always find myself thinking, “I wish I was playing F-Zero.” The rubberbanding AI is very frustrating. In real life you’d build more and more of a lead over the other cars if you were doing great, but in both F-Zero and Mario Kart, you are never more than one mistake away from having them five feet off the ass end of your car and fly past you.
Mario kart the fall of Berlin wall
I was watching this video on the elliptical trainer at the gym and had to laugh really hard. Getting ready awkward looks now...
God I fucking love this channel.
Anyone know what the game shown at 5:04 is??
You should do a video on- "Is Modern Nintendo good, or just playing with your nostalgia?"
After playing PC games, Nintendo just isnt on the same level anymore. Curious if you can figure this out too.
@mrkirklions good idea 👍
Anyone else wondering when he’s being ironic and when he’s being serious?
I'm like the jedi master of super mario kart. Got 25 years of experience on this one.
I tried to play it again in the last years and I said to myself: "Your powers are weak, old man"
Fun correlation: the people who were really good at this were the same and new who think Sonic 2 ends in a casino night slot machine.
It’s the addicts. The freaks.
Autocompleted lete.....
Autocomplete will drive me mad.
I think Mario Kart 64 was the best. My friends would come after school and we would hit the races first and then battle mode for hours.
The game that ruined friendships next to smash lol
Don't forget Mario Party
@@toastedrabbids8670 nobody plays Mario Party
@@nathanthemoneyman9191 Everyone plays Mario Party
@@nathanthemoneyman9191 found the guy with no friends
I love this channel
Is this even English anymore
I think his jump into his troubled mind mazes has allowed him to learn languages humans cannot and should not know
only the cpu opponents know such language
I was actually quite good at this game but playing bowser and DK was the hardest as one mistake takes them ages to recover, slow accelerate fast drive and awful steering :) The lighter chars were easier in my opinion.
Love it!
Thanks
The SNES Mario Kart is a perfect example of how the game cheats.
So many friendships destroyed
You think the rubber banding in this game is bad the cars in burnout 3 will fight time and space just to kill you, it's insane
That's Mama Luigi to you!
thanks for the video
Double dash is the best change my mind