Kirito not being able to use his name is so realistic. He is the hero of SAO. He is like the most famous gamer in the world. Of course someone would steal it
Way better than the original, I used to question why SAO even exists, it has such a cool concept but horrible story telling but this masterpiece gives SAO purpose. Without the animation of SAO this wouldn't be possible.
@@formerunsecretarygeneralba9536 well I’m not gonna give you the full explanation but there is an explanation and that’s because the writer isn’t actually a writer he’s a gamer and wanted to make a story about being trapped inside a video game and that’s why SIO feels so real but has terrible storytellin
@@RED-sl2lethat also explains why Kirito has a harem in all but name. Reki Kawahara doesn't know what it's like to have a platonic friendship with a woman, that's why even the little sister wants to jump Kirito's bones xD
@@kingturboturtlednoc5722 im prety sure it was supposed to be a join account with her wife and just like azuna said that she will still call kirito kirito, the same aplays to Tifanny
@@trla6505 Yeah, in one of the light novels, Egil/WhatTheFuckEver mentions his wife's name being Tiffany and expresses relief that he got trapped in the game instead of her, so presumably Egil was actually playing as a female avatar when he first logged in.
It's like the reverse of normal character creation, I feel like he'd have done that though if it was appearance/race first, or he'd have picked the salamander guys cause buff, Kirito is a meta-gamer afterall, but since he'd spent 6 years picking a name, he doesn't have time for this shit and I find that hilarious
World of Warcraft First server you join is an RP server You get to your first questing hub after the starting area Enter the tavern Naked female characters everywhere, ERP going on upstairs in the bedrooms, dirty talk in every corner, beastiality-obsessed hunters in the basement, ...
I was today years old when I realized his sister was humming the tune from the name select screen. To the game that she doesn't want to be caught playing, and THAT'S why she suddenly stops and acts embarrassed.
The song is actually from barbie fairytopia, it's in the caption. She gets embarrassed because it's a callback to when she called kirito a "fairy" and then he called her one back, so she's embarrassed she's singing a song from that movie lol.
Turning the Alfheim players into roleplayers was a stroke of genius to fix the lack of tension now that people don't die in real life when their characters die. It's such a perfect explanation for why everybody freaks out so much over death when they're just playing a regular MMO.
There are penalties for dying in Alfheim Online in actual SAO. You lose some of your inventory. The whole way through Kirito's journey they're on a time crunch, and there's a significantly long minimum respawn time if no one can resurrect you. The fight with Eugene is tense because Kirito is the only thing standing in the way of a huge coup.
Isn't like dying mean you legit have to wait a full fucking day till you can log on? God....just remembering that pisses me off as a player. *Grinding for gold but makes one mistake...*
There is now less tension. Even though that people do die and take a long time, it is nothing compared to how long it is to ressurect when you actually die.
Gotta remember though a lot who played Alfheim didn't play SAO. To the new Alfheim players, this is high stakes so Death would be a big deal to them- even if they were aware of SAO, knowing of it and experiencing it are two very different things.
@@theonejackal89 While that is true the tension is there BECAUSE of that contrast. Everything Kirito does is honed through fighting for his life daily, while the other alfheim players have been only playing for fun. However, there are complex social structures at work between the nations in the game, and they represent thousands of hours of work for these players, so dying while trying to further that could destry everything, which causes them a lot of reason to try their fucking damnedest. On the other-hand, Kirito only has a short time to get to the World Tree, seeing as teleportation isn't an option, and dying would do more than just set him back, it would send him ALL the way back to the starting towns, not only forcing him to wait a day to try again, but also make his way through the same distance but with entirely new territory to cover for DAYS just to get back to the spot he was before. The tension involved with people dying is no longer there by design. Rather, the consequences of failure inherent in most videogames are the things in the main characters' way. They kill dozens of players on their way which wouldn't otherwise be a thing any of them do, but without that person-vs-person dynamic there wouldn't be an enemy until he got TO Yggdrasil. The consequence of Kirito's failure isn;t the end of his life, but it IS Asuna's marriage and life of bondage to Major Rapeface, which is a fate I'd call worse than death. He's not fighting for his life anymore, he's fighting for his WIFE, and the tension shown previously in the show (which wasn't much even with the whole threat of death thing) is still there, if you give even an ounce of thought.
@@jotheunissen9274 Actually, Yui's eyes show the list of all players from SAO that are in Alfheim when she scans the server to locate Asuna. They only include Kirito, Asuna, and Heathcliff, interestingly enough. This means that BallsDeep69 was not logged into ALO by the time that Kirito chooses his username in ALO.
@@sethapex9670 Remember when Asuna tried to act "black" and called him an angry black man? In her defense, she was trying to courteous to him in the way she thought would be right. Plus, she tried her best not to say anything racist (recall her refraining from using kettle pot idiom) but then called him an angry black man. Which Tiffany says is racist. For which, it was funny.
I love how casual Tiffany and Kirito are in the real world. Kirito actually apologizes for his shouting about something pretty understandable, and is clearly a nerd about playing video games. And Tiffany still makes it clear he doesn't like Asuna since she's not in this world right now and therefore there are no consequences for saying it.
I so wanna see what Asuna does to Sugou despite being caged. Sugou: "How...did you kick me...in the nads? I thought...my programmers...fixed that! Oooh...we will have a talk...right after I deal with my dev team." Later... Dev lead: "Sorry, we were busy working on the..." *reads memo* "'Kirito Username Exclusion Script' and 'Friendly Patronizing Cowboy?' Huh. Anyway, you requested that we make that our top priority."
@@duwang2324 Thomas Edison once said: "Great success is built on failure, frustration, even catastrophy." if somebody tries and fails, it's fair to diss him only if he gives up fast. if somebody tries and fails, tries and fails, tries and fails numerous times until he succeeds, his efforts are commendable.
@@monochromeart7311 thomas edison also once said: "i'm gonna steal joseph swans ideas and make millions off of it boy oh boy i hope i don't get sued" has absolutely nothing to do with the context of the quote you said i just dislike thomas edison
@@anaccident12 still, the quote I put makes sense and should be considered. Laughing at somebody who failed but still tries again and tries to improve is very toxic.
@@_aiko020 yep and so is Lisbeth, remember when Asuna walked into the room, the she and Tiffany literally jumped out the window in order to get as far away as they can without a Teleport Crystal.
I get the feeling the one who took Kirito's name is gonna be Eugene, and there's gonna be a point later where Sugou tries to ban Kirito's account and has to go through all of the copycats.
Ohhhh that would be gold, but unfortunately, he was informed that Kirito logged in, so he'll probably know which one. UNLESS he pulls a Kayaba and fucks up and or he ran out of employees who remember which username it was
You know how Kirito couldn't choose the name "Kirito" because someone else took it? Now imagine him reaching the top of the world tree to save Asuna and see that Sugou took the name Kirito.
Something that would also be funny is that if Sugou couldn’t even get the name himself, cutting to a scene where similar to Kirito’s naming scene where Sugou tries and fails to get the Kirito name but fails In a similar way with the scene ending with him loudly exclaiming that the game just launched
@@emiledlund9559 And then it turns out that Klein ended up with the name Kirito because he was trying to type out "Kirito's Best Friend" and misclicked
I like the notion that Kirito picked the bottom tier race not because of his uber gaming skills telling him it's the best one, but because he was desperately rushing through the character creation screen.
Have you ever played a game where there are just too many customizations and questions? after a few minutes you just want to get the hell outta there and play the damn game
Leo Craveiro I did and no, I didn't want to rush since: Massive amount of questions and stats are for RPG heavy games, where you want to spend some time to think about your build, since it hardcore min max characters. and about customization - try Black Desert. Their avatar creation can be separate game, you will enjoy creating something just for you))
@@RedRaikou neverwinter be like whAt lAnD aRE yOU FrOm?! What do you want your fucking nose to look like I swear when I played fantasy life for the second time I just skipped customisation and just picked my life and left also what I want my voice to sound like? I'm really going to be listening to the grunts game
@@vizonegames1368 I think so. I know there was a big charity donation that came out of it. And since then a bunch of us Joshes made an online group called The Council of Joshes.
Right. RP-Rolecall: Adults roleplaying a rape scene in childrens game? Check. One person utterly failing at the basics of RP? Check. Kind yet perverted man trying to help the latter? Check. Accuracy? 10/10 would play again.
You know, as messed up as the prank fail is, in a way, Kirito did have to put her in there anyway, someone pointed it out in fridge brilliance in tv tropes, that she would’ve been deleted along with everything else in aincrad when Kayaba deleted everything, so Kirito kinda did save Yui from actual death.
"What would you have told Mom if I died?" "Hey, Mom, I got some good news and bad news. The good news is we've finally got room for that jacuzzi you wanted" One of my absolute favorite quotes from this entire show
What is he going to do when he finds out his SISTER is on a fantasy roleplay server? Can't wait for that episode. And what about Suguha's fairy friend/schoolmate? What is the story there? Is she corrupting him, an innocent nerd? Or is the nerd corrupting her? Either way, GREAT TAKE on this game.
That's it i'm calling it now, the villian of this season took Kirito's username, and the +50 Charisma hat from Kirito's first Guild is the basis for the mind control technology!
Real talk, the scene where she was crying from behind the item and begging to be let out have me chills. Mad props to the voice actors and sound department to make that so emotionally taxing I’m impressed
Yea it always bugged me that he was able to use Kirito in ALfheim Online so easily, you would think at least a few dozens players would use that handle once news who was the Hero of SAO. At least Death Gun was unsure if was the real Kirito in SAO II when he first saw him
@@amazedsatsuma too be honest that didn't bother me because that could be explained by kayaba giving the kirito name only to him in the seed like how heathcliff is admin in all seed servers as there all using the same bullshit to run they could just simple throw in a line saying no one else can choose it
Loved how this better explains why Kirito doesn’t have PTSD and isn’t afraid to go back in a virtual game, like he should in original SAO. Abridged Kirito was better off in Aincrad than he was irl and he knows it so of course he’s excited to go into another game. It’s amazing how much more character development and story goes into this parody than its original source material.
The experience he survived wasn't all bad hence why I doubt it would even result in PTSD. A lot of people forget about the bad and focus on the good parts. Not to mention it's the only thing in Kirito's life that he's good at, so he's even more likely to get back into it even if it would be destructive in hindsight.
Oh, yeah. We remember what happened to the Black Cats because they just HAD to take tutorial NPCs as party members! WHAT HAPPENED TO SACHI IS ALL GARY'S FAULT... But then again, Asuna made Kirito forget about this... by being her "Kind and friendly" (As in... NOT THESE WORDS AT ALL) self.
Just came back from ep 16 because someone figured out that the spriggan race spawned hundreds of Kirito wannabees which explains why Kirito couldn't get a name because so many people were doing it before him.
5:59 For years I've wondered about the significance of her humming and her sudden embarrassment of it. Now it finally makes sense, according to the captions the song is from a barbie movie and her grandpa tried to condition all supposed girliness out of her in his attempt to get her to quit kendo practice and as result she feels ashamed of her femininity
No, it was other thing. Just look at her hands. It was implied she was master baiting. That's why Kirito was like "ohmygod, why didn't I go to the other entrance"
"Perhaps a second muffin would dislodge the first" I swear she is funnier here than in the show because she is only there to be another girl of the harem
"can't, breath. lungs, filling, with blueberries." "perhaps, a second one, will dislodge the first." why is the abridged version of kirito's sister just like, me.
@@seandavids8145 She's humming what i'm pretty sure is the game theme, clearly daydreaming. Then she realizes she's letting her guard down and out of game referring to in game. She doesn't want to be caught dead playing alfheim because she thinks it's embarrasing. And so she snaps out of it and stops.
For whatever reason, the scene where he is picking his name reminds me of a scene from the show Chaotic. In the show, whenever they were picking the creatures they wanted to use for battle, that sort of reminds me of the background in this scene.
i like that in the original he picked spriggan because they were wearing black and here he just mashes any button and default design just so he can escape the character creation and it´s voice
How they showcase Kirito's real life makes his whole character so much more organic, how his personality in game reflects his struggles irl and how he uses gaming as an escape. It makes him feel more human and makes him much more relatable, as most shows with an op mc is for the purpose of self insert and an escape from our own daily lives. It's really interesting in a psychological aspect as well (also, it gives more understanding to why he's so narcissistic, as it often stems from low self-esteem creating the need to build oneself up in one's own head)
@@Alex-qh8lo kirito is weak and ass in real life so he escapes to video games to lord over people because it's the one thing he's better than everybody at. But deep down he just wants to be accepted and liked by people.
"Bad things aren't funny when they happen to daddy." "What about mommy?" "Oh mommy's fair game, go for the throat." Kirito: Teaching children to piss their sadistic mommy off But seriously great episode. You guys haven't missed a beat.
that would be kinda fucking hilarious. and really relatable. when i was younger i picked a cool name. was taken and i was like shitlord 9653. took me years to get this name i use now. only to later realize some mexican took miciso. and had to take miciso666 :(
Yui: “I just had to sit there and watch for months as you moved on with out me, leaving your only child to suffer in silence and isolation.” (That’s the Asuna part of her personality) Yui: Also you ruined my joke (Aaaaaand that’s the Kirito part)
If I were Kirito I'd be like "Daughter, you know I love you and I love that you're okay, but" *Blow on the head* "Don't fucking make a joke like that again! It made me depressed :("
@@classicspeeder In his favour I must say Kasuto probably asummed Yui had died with SAO, and only in this moment he could realize it's possible that Yui was alive.
No even BETTER, he should the name 'kirito1' because despite him trying to get the name first, some grade schooler or some shit managed to get it before him
I just realized that at 14:41 when Kirito said Gee willikers he was actually swearing but because it's a children's game the profanity filter auto corrected him.
SWE actually wrote the text on the back cover of the game. This parody has so fucking many details bruh It's just awesome, how many love and effort is actually in here
I saddly know these types of players.......the over exaggerated role player and the 1st grader level role player. It only feels good when I 1. mute them or 2. NERF them
Can't...breathe. Lungs...filling with blueberries...Perhaps a...second muffin would...dislodge the first... That's some Homer Simpson logic right there.
You don't need air passing through your throat to drink through a straw. That's actually a horrible way to go about doing it, as breathing in while drinking is likely to Cause choking.
Okay, I’m here from Episode 17. I’ve realized that Sugaha’s humming to herself is something her Grandfather would’ve beat her for. And just imagining how close they were, and how it’s deteriorated to the point where he almost let her die.
Emil Edlund It’s K-Clansman because it refers to Ku Klux Klan, a US racist, white supremacist organization. Members are called Klan members/Klansmen. It’s a reference to all the racist comments Asuna makes towards Tiff
@@tapasdesai3640 Which, now that you think about it, kinda makes sense with the Knights of The Bloodoath, since most of the knights are seen in white, but the leader is seen in red, just like in the real Chamber of Commerce (I believe that's another name for the Ku Klux Klan, but I could be wrong). The leader of the Klan, known as the Grand Wizard wears a red robe, and Heathcliff's armor is, you guessed it, red.
Roleplayers... oh god... oh god... EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED! ALL SCENES ARE NOT GOING TO WORK LIKE THEY DID! EVERYTHING WILL BE FUCKED! *YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!*
I can’t even begin to describe how much that ending landed for me. As a married, father of two it’s so hard to go back to playing the games I poured so much time and energy into. When those rare moments pop up, new players that didn’t play the game my first, second or 100th time through, see my avatar; that moment the hammer drops and they realized how fucked they are. *deep sigh* it feels so good to be in those moments.
Kirito not being able to use his name is so realistic. He is the hero of SAO. He is like the most famous gamer in the world. Of course someone would steal it
I'm surprised how he found a way to write his name at all.
@@lollllolll. It took him hours to do so though, also the rising insanity.
This is why you make your usernames *before* you get popular
@@ALJ9000 Not just make them. _Claim_ them.
@@creeprnsidelink Yeah, the fact that all variations of Kirito seem to be taken, end up being an actual plot point...
“You know the guy who bought asuna?”
“The rapist?”
“Yeah!”
I love this series
Way better than the original, I used to question why SAO even exists, it has such a cool concept but horrible story telling but this masterpiece gives SAO purpose. Without the animation of SAO this wouldn't be possible.
@Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon
Its a love letter to everything SAO could have been
@@formerunsecretarygeneralba9536 well I’m not gonna give you the full explanation but there is an explanation and that’s because the writer isn’t actually a writer he’s a gamer and wanted to make a story about being trapped inside a video game and that’s why SIO feels so real but has terrible storytellin
@@RED-sl2lethat also explains why Kirito has a harem in all but name. Reki Kawahara doesn't know what it's like to have a platonic friendship with a woman, that's why even the little sister wants to jump Kirito's bones xD
I like that it's just common knowledge that the guys a rapist and the police don't care enough to attempt to arrest him.
I swear if Asuna has problems with the menu again because it's the other hand, I'm gonna lose my shit.
Also calling it now. He probably told her that her menu is disabled, but in reality she always could log off - that’s how he kept her in game legally.
You know for a fact that is going to happen
@GD it took them a year to make the next episode after this and it hasnt been a year after that one yet
It's definitely a potential joke in this
mergy101 Dalmatians to be fair they’re working on actual dubs now, so they’re pretty busy
The fact that Kirito knows Asuna by the title of “Klansmen of a wife” is amazing
I mean . . . he did call her Grand Wizard Asuna . . .
@@proudamerican183 Which episode was that one in?
@@ZAH33D
Episode 5 at 10:08
Well, it's not like he has multiple wives yet.
Kirito's surprisingly wholesome friendship with Tiffany gives me *life*
We all need that one person we can vent out to who takes it in stride.
Fr
You know what they say about 9
@@jusbetter7634 it’s 2 more than 7
OF COURSE I TREASURE OUR FRIENDSHIP
Sword Art Online: Bethesda
Alfheim Online: Ubisoft
Gun Gale Online: EA
Calling it right now
Ordinal Scale: Blizzard
Only Left Is Alicization
Apparently Gun Gale Online is microtransaction-heavy so you got that one right at least lol
war of the underworld : tom clans
Sorry all of these are Bethesda
she truly is their child if she was only worried about the joke
She also reminded me a lot of Asuna when she angrily glared at Kirito. She truly is their daughter XD
@@jacobsamanie6630 and kirito with the dead eyes
@@DropkickedBarracuda Lol True.
“Anymore stupid questions DADDY!?”
1000s lile
Anyone else imagine Tiff’s bar also is the meeting location for a Asuna survivors support group
Possibly for SAO survivors in general
Definitely
I imagine it would be BOOMING after SWE finish this season for all the employees Asuna tortured
@@darthknightwingphoenix2081 well yeah, those groups tend to have a large overlap.
i'm more suprised that there are survivors at all
I love that his name is still Tiffany.
My headcanon is that Tiffany wanted to play a girl and Kirito just calls him Tiffany to fuck with him
@@kingturboturtlednoc5722 im prety sure it was supposed to be a join account with her wife and just like azuna said that she will still call kirito kirito, the same aplays to Tifanny
@@trla6505 Yeah, in one of the light novels, Egil/WhatTheFuckEver mentions his wife's name being Tiffany and expresses relief that he got trapped in the game instead of her, so presumably Egil was actually playing as a female avatar when he first logged in.
His name was always Tiffany tho
I mean Tiffany and Ashely use to be unisex names waaaaahyyy back
I just found out why there was such a long time between episodes, Kirito had to travel to Tiffany’s bar
69 likes for the best comment on here lmao
Good observation, you are most likely correct.
Damn it, Tiffany!
And I thought it was because Kirito had to figure out a free name 🤔
LMAO
"Default! For the love of all that is holy, default!" Is so much better than "this looks like me and dresses in all black."
It's like the reverse of normal character creation, I feel like he'd have done that though if it was appearance/race first, or he'd have picked the salamander guys cause buff, Kirito is a meta-gamer afterall, but since he'd spent 6 years picking a name, he doesn't have time for this shit and I find that hilarious
I love in the next episode when leafa explains to him that it's a kids game theres a profanity filter he immediately says "I wanna go home"
@@leohunter801 I love Leafa trying so desperate to stay in character while talking about out of character things.
@@Naoise012 Yea, that's probably very difficult lol
"this looks like me and dresses in all black" got me reeling after the most recent episode
i love how in krito's item list, yui is saved as MHCPOO1(Mental Health Counseling Program 001). shows how this show values the details
I'm pretty sure it's like that on the original too though
Is that actually what it stands for(MHCP001)? or was it in the anime and I just overlooked it?
@@optimaltt6070 It's named like that both in the anime and on the abridged parody. It's there on the anime too
@@optimaltt6070probably, like how Strea probably would have been saved as MHCP002
@@optimaltt6070 it’s like that in the source material, the light novels.
The fact that Kirito is venting his frustration shows that he's had more than 8 times the character development than the original ever had.
@Koal sorry, but 8 times 0 is still zero, but I get what you mean and totally agree
@@travishudson9796 ehhh, didnt Kirito have Character development?
@@hendeyjagger7489 pfffffffffffffffffffffffff. Oh man, that's the funniest thing I've seen all year.
@@jacobgraemoor5778 I mean, you usually don't come out of Depression just like that
@@hendeyjagger7489 og kirito?
Nope. You can't call that character development.
“Eww inverted controls.” I felt that
Imagine looking up in a VR game and having the camera go down
@@bilbo_gamers6417 that sounds like a torture device
HBI2K felt that.
It was default too like WHY?
@@Gman224 I hate that I want to try that
Children's game, first players we see are role playing a rape scene. Classy AF.
To be fair, that's what usually happens when people roleplay in Children's games...
To be even more fair, it's usually the children doing that roleplay.
The comments make this vid even better
People are fucked up
World of Warcraft
First server you join is an RP server
You get to your first questing hub after the starting area
Enter the tavern
Naked female characters everywhere, ERP going on upstairs in the bedrooms, dirty talk in every corner, beastiality-obsessed hunters in the basement, ...
I was today years old when I realized his sister was humming the tune from the name select screen. To the game that she doesn't want to be caught playing, and THAT'S why she suddenly stops and acts embarrassed.
Thanks, I've been scrolling for that
….haven’t noticed but I’ll be watching now! Lol
@@Damianweiblerliterally me too lmao
The song is actually from barbie fairytopia, it's in the caption. She gets embarrassed because it's a callback to when she called kirito a "fairy" and then he called her one back, so she's embarrassed she's singing a song from that movie lol.
@@_aiko020 What episode did that happen in? Or was that from the original series?
Turning the Alfheim players into roleplayers was a stroke of genius to fix the lack of tension now that people don't die in real life when their characters die. It's such a perfect explanation for why everybody freaks out so much over death when they're just playing a regular MMO.
There are penalties for dying in Alfheim Online in actual SAO. You lose some of your inventory. The whole way through Kirito's journey they're on a time crunch, and there's a significantly long minimum respawn time if no one can resurrect you. The fight with Eugene is tense because Kirito is the only thing standing in the way of a huge coup.
Isn't like dying mean you legit have to wait a full fucking day till you can log on? God....just remembering that pisses me off as a player. *Grinding for gold but makes one mistake...*
There is now less tension. Even though that people do die and take a long time, it is nothing compared to how long it is to ressurect when you actually die.
Gotta remember though a lot who played Alfheim didn't play SAO. To the new Alfheim players, this is high stakes so Death would be a big deal to them- even if they were aware of SAO, knowing of it and experiencing it are two very different things.
@@theonejackal89 While that is true the tension is there BECAUSE of that contrast. Everything Kirito does is honed through fighting for his life daily, while the other alfheim players have been only playing for fun. However, there are complex social structures at work between the nations in the game, and they represent thousands of hours of work for these players, so dying while trying to further that could destry everything, which causes them a lot of reason to try their fucking damnedest. On the other-hand, Kirito only has a short time to get to the World Tree, seeing as teleportation isn't an option, and dying would do more than just set him back, it would send him ALL the way back to the starting towns, not only forcing him to wait a day to try again, but also make his way through the same distance but with entirely new territory to cover for DAYS just to get back to the spot he was before.
The tension involved with people dying is no longer there by design. Rather, the consequences of failure inherent in most videogames are the things in the main characters' way. They kill dozens of players on their way which wouldn't otherwise be a thing any of them do, but without that person-vs-person dynamic there wouldn't be an enemy until he got TO Yggdrasil.
The consequence of Kirito's failure isn;t the end of his life, but it IS Asuna's marriage and life of bondage to Major Rapeface, which is a fate I'd call worse than death. He's not fighting for his life anymore, he's fighting for his WIFE, and the tension shown previously in the show (which wasn't much even with the whole threat of death thing) is still there, if you give even an ounce of thought.
There’s gotta be a joke that has Kirito find the person who stole his name
I hope so
It’s most likely the salamander leader guy
@@warcrimes390 Even better, KLEIN is playing as Kirito
@@jotheunissen9274 Actually, Yui's eyes show the list of all players from SAO that are in Alfheim when she scans the server to locate Asuna. They only include Kirito, Asuna, and Heathcliff, interestingly enough. This means that BallsDeep69 was not logged into ALO by the time that Kirito chooses his username in ALO.
It’s probably Sugou
“Klansman of a wife”
“Oh, you mean of Asuna”
The utter fact that Kirito recognizes Asuna like this is funny
Did Tiffany just say that because Asuna is white? Or did she say something racist to him earlier.?
@@sethapex9670 Remember when Asuna tried to act "black" and called him an angry black man? In her defense, she was trying to courteous to him in the way she thought would be right. Plus, she tried her best not to say anything racist (recall her refraining from using kettle pot idiom) but then called him an angry black man. Which Tiffany says is racist.
For which, it was funny.
Also the leader of the KKK is called the grand wizard which is what Kirito called ausuna earlier
@@sethapex9670 I know this is two weeks late, but I should also say that Asuna is Japanese, not white.
@@saberlite9226 fuck I never understood that one thx
I love how casual Tiffany and Kirito are in the real world. Kirito actually apologizes for his shouting about something pretty understandable, and is clearly a nerd about playing video games. And Tiffany still makes it clear he doesn't like Asuna since she's not in this world right now and therefore there are no consequences for saying it.
That's what Kirito and Sugou don't seem to understand. Asuna's not locked in there with them. _They're locked in there with Asuna._
Tiffany gets it.
You returned. :D
There he is!
I so wanna see what Asuna does to Sugou despite being caged.
Sugou: "How...did you kick me...in the nads? I thought...my programmers...fixed that! Oooh...we will have a talk...right after I deal with my dev team."
Later...
Dev lead: "Sorry, we were busy working on the..." *reads memo* "'Kirito Username Exclusion Script' and 'Friendly Patronizing Cowboy?' Huh. Anyway, you requested that we make that our top priority."
I want to see Kirito kicking the sh** out of Sugou. I demand the fight scene NOW!!!
Best/Worse case scenario: Asuna and Suguha switch minds
“You just have to ask yourself the right questions and the character basically writes itself!”
Why is that solid writing advice?
Most writing advices seems simple when explained to people like they're five.
If only Kawahara asked himself those questions...
You have a beautiful pfp
@@Omniflorent thank you
@@robertbernard7844 Or slept.
I'm calling it now. Sugou namesniped 'Kirito' and that's going to set Kirito off during the finale in some way.
Eternal Reality
ah shit
Eternal Reality
that would be great
*"WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!"*
And yui is going to let asuna get raped as to go for the throat. Probably not but that would be the definition of going for the throat.
or it's the salamander that 1v1 Kirito. going around parading as 'Kirito the strongest player'
"The rapist!?" I died when he said that 😂 also when also when he said "i can save my wife" and tiff "I mean sure if there's time" 😂😂😂
Tiff is my favorite
I mean he did call her a Klans man of a wife XD
@@soulsofwar8985 That's just Barret from FFA (TFS).
He hate asuna so much 😂
I was half expecting him to name himself Ballsdeep69 there
that would have been the best thing to happen in the entire series
Kiệt Mai ballsdeep70
Enclave Soldier That allows “KillMe” to get through it? What a weird filter.
When Klein joins, his name will be "MyNameIsKlein"
@@magnumsteel9770 idk which one i want more the return of ballsdeep69 or that XD
“You just have to ask yourself the right questions and the character basically writes itself!”
Take notes, Kawahara.
Can’t diss a man for trying, but you can absolutely diss a man for trying and failing miserably
@@duwang2324 Thomas Edison once said: "Great success is built on failure, frustration, even catastrophy."
if somebody tries and fails, it's fair to diss him only if he gives up fast.
if somebody tries and fails, tries and fails, tries and fails numerous times until he succeeds, his efforts are commendable.
@@monochromeart7311 thomas edison also once said: "i'm gonna steal joseph swans ideas and make millions off of it boy oh boy i hope i don't get sued"
has absolutely nothing to do with the context of the quote you said i just dislike thomas edison
@@anaccident12 still, the quote I put makes sense and should be considered.
Laughing at somebody who failed but still tries again and tries to improve is very toxic.
@@duwang2324 You can ALSO diss a man for not recognizing his own failures. It's why RT takes a LOT of flak for RWBY.
"All while saving Asuna!"
"I mean sure if there's time!"
I love the dynamic between Asuna and Agil XD
You mean Tiffany.
I legitimately didnt remember his actual name. He is just now Tiffany to me.
I love that hes still terrified of her LMAO
@@_aiko020 yep and so is Lisbeth, remember when Asuna walked into the room, the she and Tiffany literally jumped out the window in order to get as far away as they can without a Teleport Crystal.
@@thebakalord this show is golden man 😭
I get the feeling the one who took Kirito's name is gonna be Eugene, and there's gonna be a point later where Sugou tries to ban Kirito's account and has to go through all of the copycats.
*laughs from the future*
I’m sorry, who’s Eugene? My ADHD potato-brain can’t remember who that is.
@@luigiboi4244 Eugene was one part of the broke-up couple that is the reason why the Salamanders and the other races are fighting.
Ohhhh that would be gold, but unfortunately, he was informed that Kirito logged in, so he'll probably know which one.
UNLESS he pulls a Kayaba and fucks up and or he ran out of employees who remember which username it was
@@pajwubx1809 XVX_K1R1T0_XVX_Killmee would probably be pretty far down that list XD
You know how Kirito couldn't choose the name "Kirito" because someone else took it?
Now imagine him reaching the top of the world tree to save Asuna and see that Sugou took the name Kirito.
Something that would also be funny is that if Sugou couldn’t even get the name himself, cutting to a scene where similar to Kirito’s naming scene where Sugou tries and fails to get the Kirito name but fails In a similar way with the scene ending with him loudly exclaiming that the game just launched
@@emiledlund9559
And then it turns out that Klein ended up with the name Kirito because he was trying to type out "Kirito's Best Friend" and misclicked
I love all 3 of you
Watch them just turn to the picture of black pixels as he is coming in screaming "**** this game" lmao
Stolen comment
I like the notion that Kirito picked the bottom tier race not because of his uber gaming skills telling him it's the best one, but because he was desperately rushing through the character creation screen.
realistically
Also COMPLETELY erasing the nonsense about being unable to customize your character and replacing it with "He picked the default look like a dumbass."
Have you ever played a game where there are just too many customizations and questions? after a few minutes you just want to get the hell outta there and play the damn game
Leo Craveiro
I did and no, I didn't want to rush since:
Massive amount of questions and stats are for RPG heavy games, where you want to spend some time to think about your build, since it hardcore min max characters.
and about customization - try Black Desert. Their avatar creation can be separate game, you will enjoy creating something just for you))
@@RedRaikou neverwinter be like whAt lAnD aRE yOU FrOm?! What do you want your fucking nose to look like I swear when I played fantasy life for the second time I just skipped customisation and just picked my life and left also what I want my voice to sound like? I'm really going to be listening to the grunts game
"Somebody already has that name"
The josh fight in a nutshell
Tell me about it 😒
@@joshgillam5130 you gotta change your name man lol
@@lucasZr113 I would, but then I'd lose my seat on the Council of Joshes
@@joshgillam5130 oh I see, well in this case your duty to all of joshdom should come first. Keep up the good work!
@@vizonegames1368 I think so. I know there was a big charity donation that came out of it. And since then a bunch of us Joshes made an online group called The Council of Joshes.
"You know that scumfuck who's trying to buy Asuna?"
"Da rapist!?"
"That's one!"
Why do I love that so much lol
Because SAOA's got no chill lol
Because it’s not the rape scene (yet).
@@maallos334mi8 Oh shit I forgot about that scene
"MISTAH WURLDDD WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!"
Didn't we all try to forget that scean from sao alo like seriously that made me hate dA rApIsT even more and I was happy when he died
Right. RP-Rolecall: Adults roleplaying a rape scene in childrens game? Check. One person utterly failing at the basics of RP? Check. Kind yet perverted man trying to help the latter? Check. Accuracy? 10/10 would play again.
Paratells game of the year
10/10 would roleplay again
Made! by, ubisoft....
@@priyakochhar1003 Nowadays that almost seems fitting.
Ok but dafuq was going on with the mayonnaise
You know, as messed up as the prank fail is, in a way, Kirito did have to put her in there anyway, someone pointed it out in fridge brilliance in tv tropes, that she would’ve been deleted along with everything else in aincrad when Kayaba deleted everything, so Kirito kinda did save Yui from actual death.
My first reaction: AHHHHH
My second reaction: I love that SWE put so much thought into this holy shit
how dare you make me go to tv tropes for the past hour
@AARON MEDDERS is already ruined for us, my friend. Once tropers, always tropers.
Her also gave her the ultimate fatherly grounding
@@bluend16
Veteran Troper to new Troper: You know that's Hell you're walking into.
"What would you have told Mom if I died?"
"Hey, Mom, I got some good news and bad news. The good news is we've finally got room for that jacuzzi you wanted"
One of my absolute favorite quotes from this entire show
Tiffany: The underrated wing-man.
Tiffany is best boy
『Alt-F4』 yes
@@Someone-sq8im* best girl
@@yeezet4592 Best friend
@@silverdays2909 my position is unchanged
Oh my fucking God, Kirito's on the roleplay server. And he doesn't even know... oh BOY, THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD!!
I hope friends of that dude from the first season are here. That'd be too big a humorous connection to leave out.
@@shadowkat678 didn't he die?
@@nechocat1234 Yep, which is why I said friends. Find out there was an entire group he was with. Even WORSE than he was!
What is he going to do when he finds out his SISTER is on a fantasy roleplay server? Can't wait for that episode. And what about Suguha's fairy friend/schoolmate? What is the story there? Is she corrupting him, an innocent nerd? Or is the nerd corrupting her? Either way, GREAT TAKE on this game.
Stefan Reindel *_DONT FORGET TWO YEARS WORTH OF SEMEN_*
That's it i'm calling it now, the villian of this season took Kirito's username, and the +50 Charisma hat from Kirito's first Guild is the basis for the mind control technology!
Either that or it’s Kirito1 because someone else( possibly Eugene) took it before he could
“Hmmmm, and what if I put on this hat?”
Maybe fluffles
*Don Fluffles. That darn bastard*
Oh please yes, if this ever reaches a conclusion let THAT be the reason for the mind control.
Real talk, the scene where she was crying from behind the item and begging to be let out have me chills. Mad props to the voice actors and sound department to make that so emotionally taxing I’m impressed
Yui's VA is just too good, my heart melted from that,"Also you ruined my joke"
I know same with me.
i play that on repeat every time i see this episode
The other funny part of the exact same scene is as soon as Yui finds out Asuna is in trouble she goes full "Bravo-6, going dark."
I love how this whole time she was conscious and aware they moved on and she's just like "Also you ruined my joke" with the biggest pout ever XD
“It’s good to be home.”
Kirito and every SAO abridged fan ever, 2018
True
ItsTheRez wow tru
Fk yes
HELL YEAH
And every mmorpg player when new content is released.
Can we get a full version of Kirito aggressively singing _walking on sunshine?_
Noisymedal YES. FUCK YES!
I’ll start a petition
+Cool Kid99 link plz
*signs petition aggressively*
Yes do that
Do more of that
"Reki Cowabunga"
I've been laughing at this for 5 straight minutes, help
PARODIEEEE
He is now forever Reki Cowabunga lol
This lives in my head completely rent free and has for years at this point
"I'll just take this family size tub of mayonnaise and just flick it right at cha." This abridge is life, yo.
Of course it's family sized too. An adult size tub wouldn't be kid friendly.
XD
@merc Most underrated comment of the day :D
Oh I missed that. So that's what was flying across the screen lol
Lol xd
The "name your character" part is just so freaking true that I couldn't stop laughing. Also that reunion with Yui was beautiful and hilarious.
Yea it always bugged me that he was able to use Kirito in ALfheim Online so easily, you would think at least a few dozens players would use that handle once news who was the Hero of SAO.
At least Death Gun was unsure if was the real Kirito in SAO II when he first saw him
I've seen that joke soooooo many times
@@amazedsatsuma too be honest that didn't bother me because that could be explained by kayaba giving the kirito name only to him in the seed like how heathcliff is admin in all seed servers as there all using the same bullshit to run they could just simple throw in a line saying no one else can choose it
I saw someone fucking call this. They said something like "If Kirito can't be Kirito in Alfheim, then they're just writing this incorrectly"
@si2foo
Still no one recognizing the name always seem like a miss opportunity to me...oh well at least SAO abridged had fun with it:P
Loved how this better explains why Kirito doesn’t have PTSD and isn’t afraid to go back in a virtual game, like he should in original SAO. Abridged Kirito was better off in Aincrad than he was irl and he knows it so of course he’s excited to go into another game.
It’s amazing how much more character development and story goes into this parody than its original source material.
Plus they do show a bit off panic when he can't find the log out button, so he isn't acting like he was completely unaffected.
The experience he survived wasn't all bad hence why I doubt it would even result in PTSD. A lot of people forget about the bad and focus on the good parts. Not to mention it's the only thing in Kirito's life that he's good at, so he's even more likely to get back into it even if it would be destructive in hindsight.
Well, he only has PTSD regarding the Ding-a-ling he lost from that hospital catheter.
Kirito's manly parts... Rest in Spaghetti, never forgetti.
And there was that thing where all his friends died. But detail, am i right?
Oh, yeah. We remember what happened to the Black Cats because they just HAD to take tutorial NPCs as party members! WHAT HAPPENED TO SACHI IS ALL GARY'S FAULT... But then again, Asuna made Kirito forget about this... by being her "Kind and friendly" (As in... NOT THESE WORDS AT ALL) self.
Just came back from ep 16 because someone figured out that the spriggan race spawned hundreds of Kirito wannabees which explains why Kirito couldn't get a name because so many people were doing it before him.
I hate you
Calling it now suguo is "Kirito"
ALFHEIM IS A CHILDREN'S GAME WITH A SWEARING FILTER, YUI FAKED HER DEATH, AND LEAFA IS A GOSHDARN ROLE-PLAYER
THIS IS AMAZING
is it bad that i heard amazing in kirito's voice
Nathan Flaming NOT AT ALL, IN FACT I AM VERY FLATTERED
@@MissJukeBox8 I can hear all these comments in his voice. Bliss to my bloodied ears.
and not a good role-player at that it seems....not that that's unusual for an MMO.
A children's game full of adults role playing sexual fantasies.
So Alfheim Online is SAO's VR Club Penguin.
I'm reminded of some WOW servers
Club Penguin was never like that and I had that account for 9 years. (or I was just so incredibly pure and innocent that it all flew over my head)
The RATifier most likely the latter...
actually it was a rape fantasy, so its more like neopets.
We don't talk about that game anymore
"Seething, impotent rage" is why they call him SIR Kirito.
*y e s*
This is an amazing comment
5:59
For years I've wondered about the significance of her humming and her sudden embarrassment of it.
Now it finally makes sense, according to the captions the song is from a barbie movie and her grandpa tried to condition all supposed girliness out of her in his attempt to get her to quit kendo practice and as result she feels ashamed of her femininity
and also, as it shows in the captions, she's humming the character select screen but stops herself due to the thought of being caught playing Alfheim.
No, it was other thing. Just look at her hands. It was implied she was master baiting. That's why Kirito was like "ohmygod, why didn't I go to the other entrance"
@Sornemus I think thats cause kirito hates her-
@@Sornemuswhy not both?
"Perhaps a second muffin would dislodge the first" I swear she is funnier here than in the show because she is only there to be another girl of the harem
Wait!! Isn't she his sist--?!
Oh wait this is anime, nvm.
@@KelsangGyudzhin technically she's his cousin. he grew up with her family though. but still wrong.
@@Raethrean yep, still in Alabama radius XD
@@KelsangGyudzhin lol
@@Raethrean he STILL AINT CHEATIN AON ASUNA. SO ITS ALL GOOD
"can't, breath. lungs, filling, with blueberries."
"perhaps, a second one, will dislodge the first."
why is the abridged version of kirito's sister just like, me.
That’s impossible. You can’t be just like her unless you have a brother, and are also a massive jerk to everyone.
That one joke set the bar for the character.😂
I dont understand the humming part
@@seandavids8145 She's humming what i'm pretty sure is the game theme, clearly daydreaming. Then she realizes she's letting her guard down and out of game referring to in game. She doesn't want to be caught dead playing alfheim because she thinks it's embarrasing. And so she snaps out of it and stops.
@@seandavids8145 it's 'Beauty and the Beast'. Not sure of the significance yet.
"It's good to be home."
I couldn't agree anymore xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe
Should have been BallsDeep69
missed oportunity for jesus-kun. But funny nonetheless
i just noticed he was called by his real name. i'm calling the foreshadowing right now. unlike in canon, you die for real in the abridged.
For whatever reason, the scene where he is picking his name reminds me of a scene from the show Chaotic. In the show, whenever they were picking the creatures they wanted to use for battle, that sort of reminds me of the background in this scene.
@@HTFFanOfFlaky kirito is not his real name it was kazuto
i like that in the original he picked spriggan because they were wearing black and here he just mashes any button and default design just so he can escape the character creation and it´s voice
How they showcase Kirito's real life makes his whole character so much more organic, how his personality in game reflects his struggles irl and how he uses gaming as an escape. It makes him feel more human and makes him much more relatable, as most shows with an op mc is for the purpose of self insert and an escape from our own daily lives. It's really interesting in a psychological aspect as well (also, it gives more understanding to why he's so narcissistic, as it often stems from low self-esteem creating the need to build oneself up in one's own head)
Exacttlyyyy
Could you please put this in stupid so i can understand it?
@@Alex-qh8lo kirito is weak and ass in real life so he escapes to video games to lord over people because it's the one thing he's better than everybody at. But deep down he just wants to be accepted and liked by people.
Aight bro this is a TH-cam abridged series, calm down and stop living vicariously through main characters
@@OpossumPartyy but I like living vicariously through main characters!
"Bad things aren't funny when they happen to daddy."
"What about mommy?"
"Oh mommy's fair game, go for the throat."
Kirito: Teaching children to piss their sadistic mommy off
But seriously great episode. You guys haven't missed a beat.
Literally read this as he said it XD
She's probably gonna tell Yui the reverse anyway.
If they ever do miss a beat, the next would be amazing
The twist is that in the next episode he'll find out that so many people named themselves "Kirito" that no one will believe that he's the real Kirito.
that would be kinda fucking hilarious. and really relatable. when i was younger i picked a cool name. was taken and i was like shitlord 9653. took me years to get this name i use now. only to later realize some mexican took miciso. and had to take miciso666 :(
Pls help where can i see ep14 give link for god sake😖
BRAHMA BOUTIQUE SPECIAL, S episode 14 doesn’t exist yet, they’re still working on it.
YES! Make this happen!!!
😶took them so long
Yui: “I just had to sit there and watch for months as you moved on with out me, leaving your only child to suffer in silence and isolation.”
(That’s the Asuna part of her personality)
Yui: Also you ruined my joke
(Aaaaaand that’s the Kirito part)
If I were Kirito I'd be like "Daughter, you know I love you and I love that you're okay, but" *Blow on the head* "Don't fucking make a joke like that again! It made me depressed :("
"all i'm losing is are my swords, some armor, and *MY DAUGHTER* "
"Did you like my joke?"
*stops crying* *"YOU FAKED YOUR DEATH AS A JOKE??!"*
@Firelord Eliteast67 I mean it was also the last thing he thought
@@classicspeeder In his favour I must say Kasuto probably asummed Yui had died with SAO, and only in this moment he could realize it's possible that Yui was alive.
666 like
Then there's 13:41
xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe was the hero we needed... but not the hero we deserve
Spirit c: xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe is the hero we deserve, but not the one we want
xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe was the hero we DO NOT need and the hero we DO NOT want
I think he will accidentally bang his sister in next episode
One of the most underrated comments in the whole goddamn comment section
What are you talking about we totally deserve him
@@nothing2057 ha mee too
"All while saving Asuna!"
".. ya sure, if there's time!"
God i love Tiff lol
I mean Kirito and Asuna are barely "good" people so I can see why XD
@@DragoonBB In Kirito's case, the magic words are "not your fault."
Tiffany helping Kirito even though Asuna's a jerk to him is wholesome
He knows she don't mean it
11:50 I feel like this moment is underrated.
"all I'm really losing is my sword, some armor, anD MY DAUGHTER!"
I was here to comment that. One of my faves XD
Underrated?! Damn that was my favorite part! Appreciate the recognition all the same!
I can agree with that
Best moment hahahaha
He genuinely loves her and Asuna. And has a genuine friendship with Tiff and Balls and maybe Liz. He had so much character development
xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe is my spirit animal
Same
The life of mmos and hours of trying to get the name you want
We've all been there.
Pardon me, I'm having 'Nam-style flashbacks to the City of Heroes naming screen.
I'm Sorryq
"Oh gawd, what did I put in my body?"
"Not in the jukebox!"
*Hurls*
"MISTAH WORLD WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!"
Barro the Broadcaster yes
I didn't get it, can someone explain?
@@r.henryjr.1533 pitbull! You seriously don't get the reference
@@JordanDragonAs I get who Mister Worldwide is, I just don't know why he said it.
@@r.henryjr.1533 It's because the Jukebox is broken and he can't spam the music anymore. :( MR. WORLDWIDE!!! DALE~
I love that A) his name is still Tiffany, and B) there was an unwarranted but also welcome amount of sass towards 7up.
I laughed so hard when he said " its for the cast of Lord Of The Flies."
auckloo avinash hey u never know it could have been marketed to them
auckloo avinash I shouldve played this game like 4 months ago.
“Default, for the love of god, DEFAULT!”
My reaction to character creation
@@CrowBravewing same
Usually i always do a tad bit but usually its literally default with some scars and such
Understandable
Can't relate
*New Sword Art Online season comes out* “Oh that’s cool, I guess”
*New Sword Art Online Abridged season comes out* “Oh hell yeah! Now we’re talking.”
Well well alicization is fine
@@bigbadwolf4837 it is though?
Yes. It's easily the best arc
@@jojonas2958 It's already better than the Alf arc imo. LN readers say it's gonna be good.
I read that in Kirito voice
“You know what they say about 9.. it’s 2 more than 7” It’s so simple yet fricking hilarious
"All I'm really losing is my sword, some armor and MY DAUGHTER!"
Almost forgot something important there, Kirito.
Maybe he should leave something important in his inventory so he'll remember to check.
Yeah, his armor
Yea those swords are pretty important
Don’t forget recovery items
By the way, does he still have the stupid recovery ability that he had against Rosalia?
The guy in control of everything has the name "Kirito". I'm calling it now.
Thats amazing
Nah Akihiko has it for "safe keeping" (repeatedly killing the character as catharsis by proxy)
LMAO conspiracy theories 😂
No even BETTER, he should the name 'kirito1' because despite him trying to get the name first, some grade schooler or some shit managed to get it before him
watch xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe unlock supersaiyan transformation upon finding out.
I just realized that at 14:41 when Kirito said Gee willikers he was actually swearing but because it's a children's game the profanity filter auto corrected him.
Omg that censor is going to make this season so much better I'm so glad you caught that.
Bruh
Jake Jakubic YOOOOOOOOOOO I NEVER REALIZED
THATS what it means!
I never understood that!!
WOW!
this guys are really brilliant!!
“Cant have everything I guess, all I’m really losing is my sword, some armor aaannnd”
“MY DAUGHTER ”
😂😂😂
SWE actually wrote the text on the back cover of the game. This parody has so fucking many details bruh
It's just awesome, how many love and effort is actually in here
DEBRA LEFT ME AND TOOK THE KIDS!
Weaping anal fissures of a game .... omg I'm dying that is too good 😂😂😂
Finally someone brought it to attention
That's mean the game is so rush in development that they don't bother to check the box before shipping.
@@wangwang2211 it’s ubisoft of course it’s rushed 😂
*Leafa's scene starts * Okay, creepy guys, seems legit *Leafa's dialogue starts * OH MY GOD SHE'S A CRINGY ROLEPLAYER THIS IS PERFECT
I saddly know these types of players.......the over exaggerated role player and the 1st grader level role player. It only feels good when I 1. mute them or 2. NERF them
Oh dear
or 3. as kirito does and pk them both.
or well at least one side.
I don't know man sometimes it's pretty entertaining
As long as they don't exaggerate their voice too much
14:08 "we only have a week to save her"
SAO abridged: * doesnt upload for 8 months *
Yeah, she's already fucked.
twinodoom metaphorically and very literally
@@twinodoom Literally.
Christian Sager Cooler? That you?
*We’re screwed*
"All while saving Asuna"
"I mean sure, if there's time"
Main quest just became side quest
Can't...breathe. Lungs...filling with blueberries...Perhaps a...second muffin would...dislodge the first...
That's some Homer Simpson logic right there.
You don't need air passing through your throat to drink through a straw. That's actually a horrible way to go about doing it, as breathing in while drinking is likely to Cause choking.
Muffin button
The best thing is the dramatic music from when she was choking starting up again as we cut away from her
I saw that and i was like "that's not how that works"
I'm also very worried since she chose to eat the wrapper with the muffin.
Perhaps a second muffin can dislodge the first....
logic at its finest
ironic it could save others from choking but not its self
braden deems Can I learn this technique?
@@jamesbaxter5147 yes learn it from the senate
That's some Janis Joplin strategy right there!
Still more logical than the original
"Learn valuable lessons, like sharing, table manners, and aerial... combat... supremacy."
..... Seems like a valuable lesson to me.
Pause and read the whole thing. 😂
DEBRA LEFT AND SHE TOOK THE KIDS, MAN!
No, totally not! Ground combat supremacy and naval strength are where its at!
One you forgot about, ROLEPLAY RAPE!!!
Did you pause it to read the entire back cover? It's hilarious.
@@Nikolai_The_Crazed I did, the whole thing is beautiful and I love Something Witty Entertainment for those little details they put in.
Okay, I’m here from Episode 17. I’ve realized that Sugaha’s humming to herself is something her Grandfather would’ve beat her for. And just imagining how close they were, and how it’s deteriorated to the point where he almost let her die.
Actually I think that’s the title screen music for the game she didn’t want anyone to know she played
"Don't make me beg for you to go save your Klansman of a wife." "Huh? What about Asuna?"
Dahklmeyer Why do the spell it with K? Are they Orks?
Emil Edlund It’s K-Clansman because it refers to Ku Klux Klan, a US racist, white supremacist organization. Members are called Klan members/Klansmen. It’s a reference to all the racist comments Asuna makes towards Tiff
@@tapasdesai3640 Which, now that you think about it, kinda makes sense with the Knights of The Bloodoath, since most of the knights are seen in white, but the leader is seen in red, just like in the real Chamber of Commerce (I believe that's another name for the Ku Klux Klan, but I could be wrong). The leader of the Klan, known as the Grand Wizard wears a red robe, and Heathcliff's armor is, you guessed it, red.
@@kanjigodomo9696 There's that and also if you watch episode 12, Asuna's dad is Extreeeemely Racist. Likely where she got it from xD
Propanda7 now We know why her mom left him..... doesn’t make her attitude good but eh
SAO Abridged... I haven't heard that name in years...
Ryan Hall yesss 😂
"I used to be an abridger like you then I took a copyright strike to the knee"
"Have you been to the TFS district? Oh never mind, of course you haven't"
Right.
I think my uncle knows it. He said it was dead.
"You know what they say about 9... it's two more than seven."
Top quality comedy 👌😂
Sorry for being an idiot, but what does this mean?
@@tuberjaygaming5578 it doesnt mean anything special.
@@tuberjaygaming5578 I presume it's just a joke on 7 ate 9
@@dnceleets Ooooh, thanks! They kinda worded it differently, so I got confused.
No one remembers 7 up the soda; shit they even had a video game
Yui and Kirito reuniting hits me in the feels more than the actual anime does...and makes me laugh way more
"Bad things aren't funny... when they happen to daddy!" "Mommy's fair game, go for the throat." XD
Best part was Yui. She came back EXACTLY as you would expect of Kirito and Asuna's daughter.
"Just a prank, pa!"
I'm scared to what she will do in real life if she will ever be there xD
@@essixthefalcon8657 if she appeared in real life that would mean real life is the matrix
@DANDAN THE DANDAN nah, Kirito will just build a robot body for her. He can totally build a robot
@@Ryuu15 no he can't XD *referencing s1 ed
Roleplayers... oh god... oh god... EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED! ALL SCENES ARE NOT GOING TO WORK LIKE THEY DID! EVERYTHING WILL BE FUCKED! *YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!*
to be fair the original show didn't make a lot of sense either, so at least now we can get a laugh out of it.
J hart not like they worked in the first place
@@110000116699 EXACTLY! THEY COULD BE SO BROKEN THAT THEY WORK!
Aaaah, this is gonna be amazin'~
Kirito and Tiffany as a comedic duo is absolute gold
I may or may not have screamed when I saw this.
Who am I kidding I screamed, I screamed hard
Hi i am Elecktro same fam, I scared my grandma.
Same here
I also screamed.
Same, like a giddy high school girl
I want to scream but I'm at school!😬
All I'm really losing is my swords, some armor, and MY DAUGHTER!!
Thats already become a joke in my friend circle.
Rest in Peace the Piece of Shit (Dragon Shit, that's it)
@@james13sylar technically he didn't call it the peice of shit
*Episode 13 gets uploaded*
"Man, it's good to be home."
I have been waiting for others to do a reaction Ninja Kuma did his early
TheHappy_P0tat0 Indeed.
Ep 14...doesn't come out
Dday 164 no it’s almost done check patreon
I absolutely died at "perhaps a second muffin would dislodge the first" 😂
My knowledge of what is supposed to happen in SOA is continuously being erased by what happens in SOAA.
I'm totally okay with that.
Or you could be a lucky shit like me and not have watched SAO in the first place.
Fox: I think its way funnier when u watch the Original SAO, and then see How they completely make it better in this abridged version
Ah yes my favourite anime Sword Ort Anline Abridged
Wait this is an abridged series, I thought this was the real deal
I like Swords of Art Online Abridged Online better.
Season 1:Asuna having trouble with the menu
Season 2:Kirito can't open his menu either but neither can Asuna... Again
Ivan Fu watch SAO again on s2 sauna can’t open menu because she not allowed to open menu and you need allowed permission to open menu
You smoke and must be good shit
@@goldgunzgaming7292 The comparison is still valid.
r/wooosh
You count the season by the number of people that can’t open their menu.
19 minutes of glory, and then back to waiting in this cold, sad world for the next episode.
such is life in the zone.
I mean I saw this on pornhub of all things first so...
At least you aren't spending it trapped inside of an item because a joke went horribly awry.
oh yeah, forgot pornhub had it.
Could be worse. Could be trapped in a teardrop-shaped gem for months.
I can’t even begin to describe how much that ending landed for me. As a married, father of two it’s so hard to go back to playing the games I poured so much time and energy into. When those rare moments pop up, new players that didn’t play the game my first, second or 100th time through, see my avatar; that moment the hammer drops and they realized how fucked they are. *deep sigh* it feels so good to be in those moments.
*When you go back to the Lvl 1 Beginnings as a level 100 veteran*
"Who is this for?"
"My guess would be the cast of lord of the flies."
I'm dead 😂
Vladimir Cain get it? Cause you can fly!
*_FLYYYYYY MY PRETTY_*
Are children eating your corpse?
Lolz.