SAO Abridged Parody: Episode 18

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  • @AdventureNoises
    @AdventureNoises วันที่ผ่านมา +4729

    Our studio team had WAY too much fun putting the 'bat' in 'combat casualties'. RIP Little Hero. Don't fail your DPS checks. Big thanks to the Something Witty Crew for bringing us on

    • @hattrickmusic5780
      @hattrickmusic5780 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

      PAINNNN

    • @lambshello
      @lambshello วันที่ผ่านมา +64

      LMAOOOO bat in combat casualties

    • @winst7765
      @winst7765 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +64

      Poor Zelda, Nethaniel and Superfly

    • @topatoman
      @topatoman 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +43

      @@winst7765 reference to Albuquerque by Weird Al Yankovic by the way

    • @bass-dc9175
      @bass-dc9175 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +58

      I HAVE GOT TO ask: How many times did you have to redo the final lines until you could say: "Private BigOlNuts, if you would ... lay dear squeaker to his rest." without laughing.

  • @usagipoutine
    @usagipoutine 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5237

    Kirito really ended up becoming his own Gary in the end.
    "We must save my family!"

    • @DomTheeeFoe
      @DomTheeeFoe 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +349

      thus is what we call foreshadowing but HOLY FUCK a set up either 11 YRSRS TILL PAY OFF that is a huge commitment to the bit

    • @GroundDwellerStudioS
      @GroundDwellerStudioS 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +27

      😂

    • @tbuckley2031
      @tbuckley2031 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +199

      @@DomTheeeFoe wait remember when he met Leafa… THE BANDITS ARE COMING

    • @Hashman588
      @Hashman588 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +87

      Honestly yeah he should've totally yelled that during that final attack while getting PTSD flashbacks of Gary. And then failing miserably. Like "WE MUST SAVE MY FA-", then hit the ceiling.

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +65

      "The bandits are coming!"
      "is that important?"
      "No they just say that every 3 seconds"
      "Always remember to jump. JUMP!"
      "and he's from the tutorial... (it's not a very good tutorial)"

  • @jackson4w
    @jackson4w 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4063

    "Has anyone ever told you you're TOO humble? "
    "No they have not... and how dare they."

    • @Daniel_3322
      @Daniel_3322 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +153

      abridged Kirito at his best right here

    • @Kaiser_X3
      @Kaiser_X3 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +76

      i missed this attitude

    • @NocturnalPyro
      @NocturnalPyro 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +42

      That is such an abridged Kirito thing to say!

    • @kingpecon7009
      @kingpecon7009 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +40

      God if only Asuna could’ve heard that one 😂

    • @GoblinZone1
      @GoblinZone1 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +76

      Oh god, noo.... there's no way the "Kirito is Always Right Foundation" actually has members

  • @krimznkomet4890
    @krimznkomet4890 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +5919

    Can’t wait for them to abridge alicization in about 35 years

    • @howlinallen7720
      @howlinallen7720 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +379

      Real. I’ll be here waiting.

    • @Deflamed_Sphere
      @Deflamed_Sphere 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +163

      I'll be there the moment i come back after finally letting go

    • @viniciushenrique6672
      @viniciushenrique6672 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +184

      Same.
      As long as this series keeps going, I'll be following along.

    • @KFP_Prophet
      @KFP_Prophet 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +117

      Kinda curious about them abridging Mothers Rosario, because that's actually a brilliant arc.

    • @viniciushenrique6672
      @viniciushenrique6672 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +90

      @@KFP_Prophet Yeah. This is an arc that I can actually say is good.
      But then again, SAOA has being consistent in It's story, so who knows. It may come out just as good, or even better.

  • @Smaptastic
    @Smaptastic 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +925

    I love how all the spells are like "One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish" until Recon comes along with "A toll for the living, a toll for the lost" and the entire "Fear is the mind killer" mantra.

    • @rosebythecreek
      @rosebythecreek 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +74

      IKR? I wonder if players can edit the incantations for person use so long as it goes with TOS

    • @ultrapika1875
      @ultrapika1875 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +112

      @@rosebythecreek SWE said that the spells have more complicated source materials as they get more powerful (to go with the theme of Alfheim being an educational kid’s game).
      They said this during the post premiere stream, but idk if that’s still up.

    • @JM-nothing-more
      @JM-nothing-more 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +25

      ​@@rosebythecreekwe all know that optimizers would make them as short as possible

    • @darklugia2472
      @darklugia2472 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

      bro I love dune hearing that quote almost gave me chills

    • @reubenoakley5887
      @reubenoakley5887 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      They're more advanced spells

  • @arcadius3257
    @arcadius3257 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1568

    Short king becomes confident after acquiring his girlfriend..
    Yeah that checks out 😂

    • @xeokrux
      @xeokrux 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +24

      5’7 is average height.

    • @damanrando7608
      @damanrando7608 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +45

      Apparently not "Short" if Suguha is to be believed

    • @ethicalapemen3686
      @ethicalapemen3686 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +35

      It's happened before. Remember Krillin with 18 in Abridged?

    • @AdamW-eo2yq
      @AdamW-eo2yq 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

      In the real world he is actually taller than suguha i think but leafa is a giant

    • @livingalife8879
      @livingalife8879 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Cant believe that made him almost cool for a moment

  • @Rahhelthethird
    @Rahhelthethird 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4679

    I love that Sugoha is in a regular relationship instead of being in Kirito's Spurned Women's Club.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +381

      Incest is only wincest in Crusader Kings

    • @johnford8157
      @johnford8157 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +326

      For given definition of ‘regular relationship’ that is. Still, 1000x better than the original theme.

    • @KaguroDraven
      @KaguroDraven 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +159

      Balls is still in the club though

    • @Tasty_Tango45
      @Tasty_Tango45 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +75

      A club with only her and Liz is not really a club.

    • @patchworkgolem
      @patchworkgolem 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +141

      @@Tasty_Tango45 And the gun gale girl, and the dragon girl, and-

  • @keyblademasterclark
    @keyblademasterclark 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2608

    "They're making wounds faster than we can heal them" ROFL I was not expecting a callback like THAT

    • @Dragonslord01
      @Dragonslord01 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +401

      KARMA, YOU VINDICTIVE BENCH! NOW IS NOT THE TIME!!

    • @shadowpriest2574
      @shadowpriest2574 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +92

      Ow... right, I can see that being a callback. Did not think about it.

    • @keyblademasterclark
      @keyblademasterclark 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +47

      @@shadowpriest2574 that moment from episode 3(?) lives rent free in my head.

    • @AC_Hurdles
      @AC_Hurdles 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +42

      @@keyblademasterclarkep 4 I believe. Ep 3 was the guild death.

    • @keyblademasterclark
      @keyblademasterclark 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +37

      @@AC_Hurdles WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY

  • @r0cketm00se3
    @r0cketm00se3 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +90

    "Hail Grievous, amiright?"
    Love the nod to the fact that they're B1 battle droids and that Sugu was the one to realize and reference it, she really is the sister of Kirito.

    • @SupahTrunks7
      @SupahTrunks7 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      kirito had already noticed when he made a reference to phantom menace with his "army of racial stereotypes" (the gungans) quip but suguha is referencing either revenge of the sith or the clone wars show bc grievous isnt in phantom menace

  • @RealCoolstriker64
    @RealCoolstriker64 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1765

    I love how both siblings took accountability for their part in the problems while also excusing the others parts. It's the most satisfying resolution possible IMO

    • @recaru0331
      @recaru0331 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +33

      Brought me to literal tears....

    • @Ricardo_Rick
      @Ricardo_Rick 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +59

      Yeah, usually it goes with only one side apologizing, so it's good both know they were in the wrong but also too harsh on one another

    • @chasevalliere
      @chasevalliere 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +18

      let's not forget granpa

    • @ICircuit64
      @ICircuit64 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +40

      Legit better character portrayal and deveolpment than 95% of animes.

    • @KianaWolf
      @KianaWolf 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +21

      @@chasevalliere Scurvy was too good for him, I say.

  • @SerafRhayn
    @SerafRhayn 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2783

    Wow, that did NOT feel like 20 minutes. but DAMN THAT CLIFFHANGER, THAT IS ILLEGAL!

    • @17jacoyne
      @17jacoyne 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +183

      Even worse is that they just split one episode into two…abridged my foot!

    • @smallertoast8806
      @smallertoast8806 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +85

      I HATE IT HERE! TWO CLIFFHANGERS IN A ROW!

    • @OceanFragments
      @OceanFragments 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +80

      :3 I'll be 45 by the time episode 20 is out.

    • @SomeDudeWithNoName
      @SomeDudeWithNoName 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

      I KNOOOOOW

    • @Roeclean
      @Roeclean 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      pretty nice cliffhanger, if i say so myself

  • @rimgar7013
    @rimgar7013 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +755

    "Grandpa divorced Grandma cause she asked one time for him to eat an orange so he wouldn't get scurvy."
    Kirito, I think your family is more messed up than you realize.

    • @benpearson49
      @benpearson49 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +80

      Even in the original, I kinda got "this is Grandpa's fault vibes".
      It even fits the stereotype. A lot of MMO junkies have really horrible relatives. It's kinda how we got this way.

    • @ChefMonke07
      @ChefMonke07 45 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +6

      And then he died due to scurvy. Fucking perfection right there.

  • @angrybrony
    @angrybrony 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1467

    After seeing the squeaker funeral sceen i can see why this might have taken a while to make. Crist let it be known they comit to the bit.

    • @j.corbygaming
      @j.corbygaming 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +138

      I still cant believe that they made that themselves

    • @brightstar5988
      @brightstar5988 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +137

      It was so brilliant that the MOMENT after they said the said the salamanders had a ""personal"" thing I guessed it was the funeral the milisecond before the cut (bc I mean what ELSE would they care about)

    • @kel000001
      @kel000001 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +44

      @brightstar5988 my mind was thinking they massacred them, hence no more race war

    • @OMartinez91
      @OMartinez91 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +27

      ​@@kel000001You're thinking of the Spriggans, aka all the Kiritos

    • @alexs5814
      @alexs5814 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@kel000001 You have also read that one fanfic, right?

  • @Probba
    @Probba 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2026

    Kirito's angry tweet from the start of the arc saving him in the end is brilliant
    RIP Squeaker

    • @GustavoMartinez-op9gs
      @GustavoMartinez-op9gs 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +68

      It has been years since the start of the arc, would you mind referencing the specific chapter?

    • @edwardlomeli5657
      @edwardlomeli5657 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

      @@GustavoMartinez-op9gsyeah I don’t remember which one

    • @fkhendrickson9425
      @fkhendrickson9425 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +58

      @@GustavoMartinez-op9gs it’s episode 12, around the 9:20 mark

    • @GustavoMartinez-op9gs
      @GustavoMartinez-op9gs 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​@@fkhendrickson9425Thank you so much man

    • @YutoSarthon
      @YutoSarthon 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +24

      Squeaker lore goes HARD

  • @Medaumplay3
    @Medaumplay3 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1002

    So recon not only had the badass moment in the fight, which bought time for the cavalry to arrive, but in the "I gotta tell everybody" moment, it was when he sent everyone Kazuto's tweet, which made the cavalry come to begin with.
    he's gotta be checked for scoliosis after this, cause MY BOY RECON WAS CARRYING THIS TEAM SO HARD

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +125

      AND helped keep Kirito healed for 3 HOURS! Boy's got some stamina to be sure!

    • @Medaumplay3
      @Medaumplay3 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +26

      @LucianDevine Prime lebron numbers, I tell you

    • @MyPisceanNature
      @MyPisceanNature 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +61

      Don't worry, he's going to get rewarded THOROUGHLY. 😂

    • @AzureIV
      @AzureIV 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +28

      @@LucianDevine 14:02 And apparently he is well hung as well. A total package deal.

    • @deckire
      @deckire 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +27

      He even got the girl, my man had so many Ws

  • @moonlight.z6543
    @moonlight.z6543 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +54

    Somewhere, somehow, Gary is laughing at Kirito trying to 'save his family'. I just know it.

  • @kuylardev
    @kuylardev 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1113

    "Surely they wouldn't cut this on a cliffhanger again!"
    i fucking hate myself for saying this in the pre-premiere chat

    • @MustacheDLuffy
      @MustacheDLuffy 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +49

      They padded it out pretty well. I thought it’d be 10 minutes if they did it like this

    • @winst7765
      @winst7765 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +18

      Literally went in this thinking it was the season 2 finale 😂

    • @matttaylor1996
      @matttaylor1996 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      @@winst7765 Yeah... when i saw it was 18 minutes and knowing what the first 6 were i thought it'd be some rug pull he gets to the top and asunas like oh yeah no he's like super dead, lets go home.

    • @jpd466
      @jpd466 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      Whelp. See you all again in 2026

    • @owenmaleski2203
      @owenmaleski2203 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yeah, we should've seen that one coming

  • @PeteyBickmore
    @PeteyBickmore 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +836

    I can’t believe they took a silly throwaway joke with the tweet at the start of this season and called it back as actually part of the plot. And actually using the fact that Kirito well known and is seen as heroic for saving people’s lives to tie it all together. MADLADS.
    It does suck that it takes so long in between episodes but no wonder. We aren’t abridged anymore. We’re straight up re-writing the show and essentially re-shooting the damn show as well

    • @thatjeff7550
      @thatjeff7550 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +125

      I believe the folks at Something Witty Entertainment said during the live feed that the reason it took so long was that they were working on 18, 19, and 20 at the same time. I'm hoping that means 19 won't take a year to see.

    • @MamaCeelin
      @MamaCeelin 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +48

      @@thatjeff7550 There was also an issue with a copyright dispute with this episode that had to get resolved so it could be released.

    • @ethanowens473
      @ethanowens473 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

      Please, let it be soon. I can't wait that long again. I was beginning to lose hope.

    • @daggern15
      @daggern15 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      @@MamaCeelin True but wasn't that resolved within about a week, or did the dispute start a significant amount of time before it was mentioned publicly?

    • @rosebythecreek
      @rosebythecreek 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +37

      Ngl I forget that Kirito actually saved THOUSANDS of people from a death trap, and even when all of that was over it STILL wasn’t over bc of Sugou. And the Cait Sith and Sylph leaders being like “hey kid, you saved SO many of our loved ones. Of course, we’ll help you save your wife” I am on the verge of tears it was so beautiful.

  • @dspace4514
    @dspace4514 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +798

    Recon is about to get so lucky tonight he is about to be spiders.

    • @Kairukurumi
      @Kairukurumi 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +80

      All the spiders. ALL of them

    • @kyosilver1999
      @kyosilver1999 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +44

      Recon the is the Krillan in f this series

    • @WhatIsThatThingDoing
      @WhatIsThatThingDoing 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +45

      R(ec)on was going to be spiders. He just was. He wasn't proud of that, but it was going to be hard to not have spiders all over his body after all is said and done.
      From Harry Potter and the portrait of what looked like a large pile of ash.

    • @Kairukurumi
      @Kairukurumi 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @WhatIsThatThingDoing it looked like a large pile of ash, but what was it really

    • @professorhaystacks6606
      @professorhaystacks6606 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@Kairukurumi A large pile of ash. Which makes sense really.

  • @josiaharaki7310
    @josiaharaki7310 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

    "to save his online wife from the real life version of that rich dude from Titanic"
    I never made that connection before today...

  • @spidersonic0110
    @spidersonic0110 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +4211

    CAN WE LIVE A REAL LIFE?! A REAL LIFE?! OR DO WE EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!?!

    • @Ferko_795
      @Ferko_795 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +270

      CAN WE LIVE A REAL LIFE?
      AND KNOW PEOPLE OUTSIDE MACHINESSS

    • @fatboy158
      @fatboy158 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +222

      CAN WE LIVE A REAL LIFE,
      BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE DIGITAL SEA?

    • @thomaslaing6800
      @thomaslaing6800 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

      @@Ferko_795Oh so that’s the line… I thought it was “Outside the chains” for some reason”

    • @howlinallen7720
      @howlinallen7720 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +114

      Alright time for a season one call back. Join in everyone!
      Ahem.
      TO THE RIGHT, TO THE LEFT

    • @old-worldghost3451
      @old-worldghost3451 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +96

      @@howlinallen7720
      WE WILL FIGHT,
      TO THE DEATH!

  • @galhahammusic
    @galhahammusic 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1211

    Leafa "STOP LETTING PEOPLE ABUSE YOU"
    **saying while punching him**

    • @Roeclean
      @Roeclean 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +60

      Shes the one person allowed to 😏😏😏😏

    • @stevenkurtz2730
      @stevenkurtz2730 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      she's one to talk

    • @bippythechippy882
      @bippythechippy882 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +44

      Hey, Leafa is new at this whole "being open with your emotions" and "being nice to people" thing

    • @gealachmidnight6614
      @gealachmidnight6614 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Recon and Kirito shaking hands with "My wife punches me during sex"

    • @Yagamimoon
      @Yagamimoon 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      peak sister behavior tbh

  • @arachnidcomics6404
    @arachnidcomics6404 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2991

    Alright ladies and gentlemen, Yall know what this means.
    Binge watch the series all over again in preparation for the new episode.

    • @z0mb1e564
      @z0mb1e564 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +102

      You say that like I haven't watched the entire series about once a month this year 😂

    • @Brevyn-ev8ce
      @Brevyn-ev8ce 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

      Once a month? Amateur. Try once every two days

    • @Ferko_795
      @Ferko_795 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      ​@@Brevyn-ev8ce Every 2 days? Why not in a single one?

    • @unonymous123
      @unonymous123 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Aye aye Captain!

    • @anacquiredtaste1748
      @anacquiredtaste1748 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      Wlep. It can't be helped. Time to rewatch and keep up the tradition

  • @patro7177
    @patro7177 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +198

    The fact you can hear Schmitt talk about the "meat tobogan" stuff around the 1:45 time is awesome (if you can't hear it turn on captions) such amazing attention to detail, good god

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

      Omgg that's one of my favorite parts from the beginning of Abridged!!!! I love knowing it's brought back!!!! 😂😂

    • @ashallen2143
      @ashallen2143 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

      The captions make all of abridged so much better fr.
      My favorite this time was :
      *The Black Swordsman That's Not Guts Has Entered The Chat*

    • @salvadortoscano2534
      @salvadortoscano2534 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      CC is *SO* underrated in this Abridged, dude, you're basically telling people to get another full-sized helping just to try a seasoning in one piece of the meal

  • @chara2974
    @chara2974 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +750

    "the worst she can say is no"
    [punches him down the stairs]

    • @owenmaleski2203
      @owenmaleski2203 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +73

      Well, she did say 'yes'

    • @Leiliel1
      @Leiliel1 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +23

      "...and I was *right!*"

  • @josephlankford5541
    @josephlankford5541 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1017

    "For the one true Kirito!"
    Gonna be honest, I was PRAYING that it turn out that way.
    Now to wait for the return of 'Pissed off nerd with admin privileges!'

    • @enderknight1442
      @enderknight1442 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Yep. Oberon is f*cked.

    • @Pokemaniak180
      @Pokemaniak180 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +57

      Knowing how the show plays out, they HAVE to reference that at a certain point

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +46

      Oh... oh no. They're totally going to do that with the scene with Oberon...

    • @Pokemaniak180
      @Pokemaniak180 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +20

      @CaptainCFalcon I would be upset if they don't

    • @josephlankford5541
      @josephlankford5541 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +29

      @@Pokemaniak180 I would LOVE for it to be Kayaba that says it.

  • @roberthohman4637
    @roberthohman4637 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +350

    ...I will be unable to stop chuckling at the fact the entire salamander race was occupied giving a funeral for a familiar NPC. Like that is just absolute loyalty to the bit.

    • @LeoNinja1
      @LeoNinja1 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +42

      and squeakers wife and kids are named after the weird al song albequerque XD

    • @tortiboy142
      @tortiboy142 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +34

      While playing a funeral version of Darude Sandstorm on a Doodlesack

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@tortiboy142 THATS WHAT THAT WAS?!!!

    • @StarLeader44
      @StarLeader44 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@tortiboy142 NO FREAKING WAY!!!!! IT IS!!!!!

  • @TheArtSozosha
    @TheArtSozosha 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +137

    16:45
    this implies there was a bat 9/11.

    • @ashallen2143
      @ashallen2143 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +20

      Nah, its the first collapse of the giant pinwheel that just happened to be the same date. Squeaker was air search-and-rescue 🫡

    • @daynial2240
      @daynial2240 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      This implies there was an ALO 9/11. Wouldn't put it past Sugou

  • @alsinakiria
    @alsinakiria 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +465

    "Well hung fool" I can't stop laughing. Jesus her brother is RIGHT THERE! Not even Kirito deserves to hear that.

    • @drepul3819
      @drepul3819 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +79

      Brother AND Niece, Yui was still there

    • @anzol4523
      @anzol4523 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +66

      "you've earned my brown flower tonight"

    • @mediokay508
      @mediokay508 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +35

      ​@@anzol4523 earned an audience with my brown flower, which is somehow worse. 😅

    • @layzboi2250
      @layzboi2250 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      So much worse

    • @salvadortoscano2534
      @salvadortoscano2534 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@anzol4523You think SWE would do SAO:A of the SAO bloopers??

  • @technology5979
    @technology5979 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1483

    The copywright jail breakout now has a timetable.

    • @sudowoodo9579
      @sudowoodo9579 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +76

      That’s what I was thinking. Also copyright jail is shorter than I thought.

    • @willhuey687
      @willhuey687 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +54

      @@technology5979 looks like somebody posted bail

    • @Stonerman135
      @Stonerman135 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@sudowoodo9579early release for good behavior

    • @AlicePhantomhive
      @AlicePhantomhive 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      Trust me I know the pains of CR hell

    • @ScotEd-o2w
      @ScotEd-o2w 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      So that's what happened

  • @nikee3_YT
    @nikee3_YT 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +629

    THEY’RE MAKING WOUNDS FASTER THAN WE CAN HEAL THEM

    • @AC_Hurdles
      @AC_Hurdles 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +51

      11:05 One of the greatest callbacks executed to perfection

    • @nikee3_YT
      @nikee3_YT 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +58

      @@AC_Hurdlesthat and the schmit reference in the beginning, the writing of this whole series is really perfect

    • @Tigrion
      @Tigrion 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      Roger Roger

    • @thedevilsapprentice6666
      @thedevilsapprentice6666 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +19

      KARMA YOU VINDICTIVE BINCH, NOW IS NOT THE TIME!

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      *Sugo, laughing his ass off:* "There's no need to wonder where your god is, because he's right here, and he's fresh out of mercy"

  • @Alex_From_Florida
    @Alex_From_Florida 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +117

    The amount of effort that was put into making a payoff to the Squeaker gag alone was enough to be worth the 1 year wait by itself

  • @bennyk384
    @bennyk384 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +747

    "His dear wife Zelda, and their 2 beautiful children, Nathaniel and Superfly"
    Wooooowwww that is a deep cut! Weird Al Yankovic's Albuquerque? What a good reference!

    • @stewartlynton9942
      @stewartlynton9942 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +36

      Wonder if they were members of the Columbia Record Club...

    • @Denali1922
      @Denali1922 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +28

      I was DYING when I realized what they were referencing!

    • @kylerivera3470
      @kylerivera3470 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

      Nice catch! I completely forgot about that. I should listen to that song again. It's such a wild ride.

    • @winst7765
      @winst7765 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      Huh, neat

    • @FanOfMostEverything
      @FanOfMostEverything 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +16

      @@stewartlynton9942 He may be a hero, but he's not ready for _that_ kind of commitment.

  • @MischiefMakerMarcy
    @MischiefMakerMarcy 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +702

    I love how much Kirito adores Recon, he treats him like his baby brother which he technically will be one day

    • @fangsabre
      @fangsabre 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +135

      Its because he sees himself in Recon, minus the reflexive arrogant snark

    • @jeremygeller9145
      @jeremygeller9145 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +52

      They have the same taste in women

    • @DomTheeeFoe
      @DomTheeeFoe 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +36

      He is like I must nurture him from the smug

    • @VoidWalkerOblivion
      @VoidWalkerOblivion 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +79

      @@DomTheeeFoe "I must nurture him from the smug, because it is the only way he will survive my sister"

    • @quinnv1905
      @quinnv1905 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +65

      I thought he reminds him of sachi because of the glitching nerve gear similar to hiw sachi was always lagging.

  • @Shantari
    @Shantari 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +395

    "Has anyone ever told you that you are too humble for your own good?"
    "They have not and how dare they?"

    • @brightstar5988
      @brightstar5988 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      I wonder why???????

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

      @brightstar5988 Definitely something that "The Kirito is Always Right Foundation" should investigate.

  • @dronicx4002
    @dronicx4002 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +59

    I did NOT want to hear Suguha speak about her "brown flower" but here we are, dope episode, cute bat funeral xD

    • @JRRGimli
      @JRRGimli 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I think I would end my life out of embaressment if I heard my sister say that

  • @SingingSpock
    @SingingSpock 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +386

    "Yeah it was, it was scurvy" is amazing. Setup and delivery

  • @Ed_Warded
    @Ed_Warded 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +376

    HOW IS THIS SERIES WORTH THE YEAR WAIT. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

    • @thecatladytm7172
      @thecatladytm7172 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +19

      Because they're just that much better at writing than the official one lmao

    • @andrewgray573
      @andrewgray573 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +23

      They care about fixing Reki Cowabunga's plot.

    • @jonathanwilshaw1133
      @jonathanwilshaw1133 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      It's not an abridged, it's a rewritten SAO :)

    • @qwilliams1539
      @qwilliams1539 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@andrewgray573 Much better than Annie Plex Oosuh's rendition.

  • @tremor3258
    @tremor3258 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +423

    Points to Kirito's character development on "no one tell him" while full of excess iron

    • @Midnight-wh2bs
      @Midnight-wh2bs 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +56

      To be fair, this was more character development that happened at the start of the arc, not here, as even when they first left the city Kirito was a bit defensive of Recon.

  • @just_a_tree8011
    @just_a_tree8011 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +75

    18:32 "As he plunged into Asuna's clunge" - Something Witty Enttertainment SAO chapter 16.5

    • @cachedgaming
      @cachedgaming 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      I gagged, cackled, and screeched simultaneously when I heard that 16.5 reference

    • @salvadortoscano2534
      @salvadortoscano2534 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Oh...oh dear GOD

  • @Wysteria108
    @Wysteria108 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +413

    WERE RIDING THE MEAT TOBAGGAN WITH THIS ONE BOYS

    • @MustacheDLuffy
      @MustacheDLuffy 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +37

      UP THE RIVER STYX

    • @Saijansfavorites
      @Saijansfavorites 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +24

      well, suguha will be at least.

    • @jsemnikdo2229
      @jsemnikdo2229 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      MeatToboggan is my username because of this abridged lmao

    • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
      @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      If I recall the original ending of the alfheim arc the abridged could have Kirito turn what's his face into a meat toboggan with the scenes available.

    • @Glitch_Man42
      @Glitch_Man42 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      🗣🥩🛷🗣🥩🛷🗣🥩🛷🗣🥩🛷

  • @deadlineuniverse3189
    @deadlineuniverse3189 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +191

    Nagata: “I gotta tell everybody!”
    Nagata out there about to assemble the Avengers by dropping Kirito’s Location

    • @jonsmitt9769
      @jonsmitt9769 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      What’s really impressive is everyone read his tweet and immediately responded.
      I can’t get 2 people to meetup for canoeing with a months notice yet this dude pulls in 2 armies in 3 hours.

    • @spacecore6000
      @spacecore6000 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@jonsmitt9769 Try saving 6,147 lives then we'll talk.

  • @0axis771
    @0axis771 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +743

    Their apology is so genuine and honest that I sometimes forget that this is an abridged and not the actual series.
    But I will treat this as the actual canon cause you deserve it.

    • @vinnie666
      @vinnie666 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +63

      It's better than the actual canon anyway.

    • @WishMakers
      @WishMakers 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +33

      never watched the original out of fear from friends, this is my canon

    • @recaru0331
      @recaru0331 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      Both of them deserved this treatment. And I needed this treatment.

    • @jmvt3
      @jmvt3 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      It was rushed. The confrontation was literally last episode.

    • @johnnywhoa343
      @johnnywhoa343 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +22

      @@WishMakers Your friends were right to warn you away from it. I wish I could bleach the canon of this show out of my head. The abridged is WAY better.
      In the canon, Kirito's sister has romantic feelings for him. That is somehow NOT the worst thing the canon did.

  • @alexbeau7908
    @alexbeau7908 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +45

    13:55 "Only I will remain!" Proceeds to explode

    • @nerazim1110
      @nerazim1110 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      He did not, in fact, remain

  • @grayrodent8232
    @grayrodent8232 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +350

    Dear lord Recon somehow kept on stacking Ws this episode.

    • @Ellebeeby
      @Ellebeeby 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +31

      Poor boy has needed a win!

    • @JGuraan
      @JGuraan 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +25

      My man pulled a Krillin this episode!

    • @thatjeff7550
      @thatjeff7550 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@Ellebeeby trust me, he's already has a heavenly reward waiting for him in Leafa's Secret Garden, LOL.

    • @jullcepts8780
      @jullcepts8780 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      ​@thatjeff7550 dude there's other people here! XD

    • @KermitTheFrogman
      @KermitTheFrogman 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      It put a massive smile on my face

  • @123455thatguy
    @123455thatguy 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +472

    Damn they actually communicated to resolve their issues.
    Incest was avoided with ease.
    They gave a really damn good reason for those other groups to show up and support them, and a good reason for the Salamanders to not.
    Overall just really nicely done.

    • @Jenson_Beach
      @Jenson_Beach 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

      rip squeekers :(

    • @michaeltima5007
      @michaeltima5007 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@@Jenson_Beachthe one and only

    • @michaeltima5007
      @michaeltima5007 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

      It's so good that this feels like a re imagining more than an abridged

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@michaeltima5007 Poor guy was just 2 days from retirement...

  • @ZoFiProductions
    @ZoFiProductions 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +328

    "You are BEIGE as a person!"
    Like that. Taking that. Using it as an insult.

    • @DomTheeeFoe
      @DomTheeeFoe 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      same

    • @CCBrown92
      @CCBrown92 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      So taking this

    • @2DKnight
      @2DKnight 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I thought it was also a stab at all of the Kirito lookalikes that popped up after SAO's success.

  • @MyLittleBasementDweller
    @MyLittleBasementDweller 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +76

    13:27 IS THAT THE FEAR DUNE QUOTE. for thos that missed it he whole thing is. “I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.” ― Frank Herbert, Dune

    • @lolmeme69_
      @lolmeme69_ 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Haha, I was thinking the exact same thing! Can't believe we got a Dune reference here.

  • @thebeshortedcellist8182
    @thebeshortedcellist8182 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +656

    17:12 "Two beautiful children: Nathaniel and Super Fly."
    Didn't realise we were in Albuquerque

    • @Runsofourlives
      @Runsofourlives 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +53

      Underrated reference. Maybe this is Weird Alfheim online?

    • @LeoNinja1
      @LeoNinja1 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +35

      and the wifes name was also Zelda

    • @tmanatee9567
      @tmanatee9567 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

      I was thinking about that song like, an hour before I watched this. Wild timing.

    • @atoth62
      @atoth62 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      Knew I knew Nathanel and Superfly from somewhere. Makes sense it was Weird Al.

    • @DuxBellorum13
      @DuxBellorum13 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Came here to post this

  • @moonlight.z6543
    @moonlight.z6543 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +138

    In honor of Schmitt's reappearance:
    You hear that, Asuna? "Meat toboggan". Try getting _that_ image out of your head. Grippin' his entrails like the reign of Santa's sleigh. Streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake... _"Why?"_

    • @KristopherPrime
      @KristopherPrime 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      god, kirito is such an asshole! 🤣

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      One of my absolute favorite parts from early SAOA!!!

  • @addisonjones2712
    @addisonjones2712 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +209

    The updated relationship dynamics completely change the vibe and make the story so much nicer. absolutely incredible

  • @Mobius_117
    @Mobius_117 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

    13:57
    Alfheim Clankers: Do we take prisoners?
    Recon: I don’t.

    • @A_Person7307
      @A_Person7307 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Leafa: Recon always did hate that place.

  • @salvorhardim5014
    @salvorhardim5014 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +138

    Love the Litany against Fear bit. Absolutely hilarious that a spell that ends with "only I will remain" is a suicide spell. Doubly funny because the game leaves you as a spirit where you die for a while, so the line might be literally true if you manage to take out all your enemies with the spell.

    • @Fedorchik1536
      @Fedorchik1536 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

      "IN A KIDS GAME!"

    • @moh.syafrianabie8899
      @moh.syafrianabie8899 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@Fedorchik1536 Yeah, a cool kids game

  • @SonOfAB_tch2ndClass
    @SonOfAB_tch2ndClass 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +466

    I hope Kirito removes that gosh darn profanity filter because FUDGE that’s getting old!
    Kirito: By the way I disabled the profanity filter! Have fun with that~

    • @darkmage9252
      @darkmage9252 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +53

      I can see Kirito doing this before his fight with Sugo.

    • @thecatladytm7172
      @thecatladytm7172 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +42

      ​@darkmage9252 wait what if kayabas ghost drops by just to use his ghostly admin privileges to remove the profanity filter

    • @darkmage9252
      @darkmage9252 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +37

      @@thecatladytm7172 oh or
      Kayaba: hey Kirito. time to show Sugo a pissed of nerd with admin privileges. Here's my account. Have fun with that.
      2 callbacks in 1 line

    • @mr.whocares8787
      @mr.whocares8787 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

      i posted on the first episode of Aldheim that the first thing hes gonna do is turn off profanity filter and rip a 90 second string of comebacks he held in after their first meeting.

    • @mr.whocares8787
      @mr.whocares8787 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      after logging in with kayabas Credentials that is.

  • @MyToasterIsMoist
    @MyToasterIsMoist 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +319

    AYOOOOO it was a MASSIVE honor to get to do a lot of the sound design for this!
    (also when I voiced those armor bros weeping, I was thinking about the loss of happy flute HD, rip forever)

    • @Darknight1422
      @Darknight1422 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      Thanks for helping them bring this all together, y'all have done an amazing job!🎉

    • @commentdouchery2838
      @commentdouchery2838 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      Excellent addition to the video

    • @j.corbygaming
      @j.corbygaming 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@MyToasterIsMoist phenomenal work!

    • @angelramirez936
      @angelramirez936 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Ty for the stellar contributions

    • @TheCreepyLantern
      @TheCreepyLantern 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      stand proud, ya cooked

  • @jt2249
    @jt2249 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +21

    I remember realising that this series had transcended the source material and become it's own sort of series during the first season, but every episode just takes that further and further. The characters are more fleshed out, the jokes land so much better and the story beats feel way more natural. Well fucking done SWE, the work everyone involved has put into this series has been 100% worth it in my opinion.
    Plunge that Clunge.

  • @lightserpent4655
    @lightserpent4655 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +409

    YOU ARE WORTHY OF SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @MikeJones-qn1gz
      @MikeJones-qn1gz 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      SPIDERS IN MY SKIIINNNN!!!!

    • @Nie_Li938
      @Nie_Li938 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      I'm glad they are still using that bit! 🤣

  • @NightZephyr_
    @NightZephyr_ 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +135

    Okay but can we talk about the voice acting? SWE has always had stellar voice work, but oh my god Recon's Mind Killer and Kirito's final push scream sound so crisp and professional it's just *chefs kiss*

    • @StarLeader44
      @StarLeader44 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      Don't forget Leafa! The VA is NAILING that role!

    • @Prometheansky
      @Prometheansky 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I wouldn't say always. First couple episodes were kinda rough with some of the side characters, and Asuna's voice was decidedly mid in the first episode. Still, I've heard worse in professional productions. (Not to say they're not a professional production now.)

  • @Hatchmatic
    @Hatchmatic 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +124

    The whiplash of that perfect anime "Go get her, bro" with the music swelling and everything, *immediately* undercut by "plunge that clunge!" is peak. You guys are on some shit.

    • @salvadortoscano2534
      @salvadortoscano2534 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      They require more blood to pay the debt owed from voicing over 16.5
      They gotta pay their debt

  • @earlgerardgonzalez8676
    @earlgerardgonzalez8676 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +23

    "I must not fear"
    "Fear is the mind killer"
    "Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration"
    "When the fear is gone, there will be nothing. ONLY I WILL REMAAIIIINN!"

  • @space-goat2312
    @space-goat2312 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +224

    Hearing her sobbing with a slow version of the regular opening playing over it hits so hard

  • @RMorton1
    @RMorton1 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +144

    Kirito is basically a legend to these people. While now back to waiting for another 6-9 months for episode 19.

    • @MustacheDLuffy
      @MustacheDLuffy 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +18

      You’re rather optimistic on wait times

    • @CiaranMaxwell
      @CiaranMaxwell 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      Bold of you to assume it'll be less than 18.

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Plus he's even the most humble person in the world...maybe the universe...scratch that, DEFINITELY the most humble person in the universe.

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@CiaranMaxwellin all fairness, they don't have the squeaker funeral scene to animate this time.

    • @roxasreturns2183
      @roxasreturns2183 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      See you guys next Christmas.

  • @Bluemystgirl
    @Bluemystgirl 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +70

    I appreciate the one guy who said "For Gondor" instead at 15:58.

  • @KelShu
    @KelShu 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +23

    7:04 I love this part, Suguha and Kazuto apologizing to each other, acknowledging where they both messed up, and reconciling their relationship.

  • @yeetusthefeetus
    @yeetusthefeetus 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +322

    godamn, the others pulling up to save them because Kirito liberated SAO makes so much more sense than what actually happened in the show, where he just pulls a pile of money out of his ass. The abriged series continues to have orders of magnitude better story telling than the actual show.15:24

    • @Someone-or8tp
      @Someone-or8tp 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +35

      wait... THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS IN THE OG SHOW??? HE *BUYS* THEIR HELP???

    • @topshotta1727
      @topshotta1727 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +26

      @@Someone-or8tpno he didn’t they helped him because for one he helped them when the salamanders were about to ambush them and two they were already planning on taking on the quest but they didn’t have everything they need so when he gave them the money it was enough for them to get everything they need the original comment dumbed it down to make it seem like it was something less than it actually was

    • @j.corbygaming
      @j.corbygaming 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +19

      @@topshotta1727 the abridged is still way better

    • @topshotta1727
      @topshotta1727 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@j.corbygaming I personally think the main show story line for this scene is better this one is just more fun

    • @j.corbygaming
      @j.corbygaming 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@topshotta1727 i am curious, why do you think that

  • @moonlight.z6543
    @moonlight.z6543 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +103

    Kirito: fighting for his fudging life to the point of mind-break
    Suguha & Nagata: busy enacting a... surprisingly romantic... bit? with innuendo.

    • @mauricesteel4995
      @mauricesteel4995 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      yeah, i didn't like that joke very much, okay, they love eachother, which was already stated, and up to the babe part, it was fine, but it was going for so long i was expecting Kirito to shout about this not being the time.

  • @Cassi_tastrophe
    @Cassi_tastrophe 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +54

    Recon's VA is incredible. The line read on "THEY'RE IN MY SKIIIIIN, LAYING THEIR EEEEURRGGGGGS" was just... *Chef's kiss* poi-fect

  • @gavinwright7076
    @gavinwright7076 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +28

    This series is officially the definitive way to experience sao and no one can tell me otherwise. Love to see youve stuck with it for so long as someone whos been here since episode 3-4 of season 1

  • @floricel_112
    @floricel_112 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +240

    8:15 imagine being such a bastard that everyone hated that you dying doesn't even come up in conversation anymore

    • @josephperez2004
      @josephperez2004 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      Reminds me of a song warning people not to be jerks
      No one's gonna cry at your funeral
      No one's gonna drink at your wake
      No one's gonna sigh with a tear in their eye
      And no one's gonna miss you
      And no one's gonna notice
      And I'll enjoy the silence...
      When. You're. Dead.

    • @allencrown
      @allencrown 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Goals am I right.

  • @moonlight.z6543
    @moonlight.z6543 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +95

    You. You who put the slowed version of the opening at the beginning. You're paying my therapy bills in tears.

  • @Bezalel_Dostoevsky
    @Bezalel_Dostoevsky 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +389

    HOW LONG WE HAVE AWAITED FOR THE TIME OF *RECKON*ING, PREPERATIONS SHALL BE MADE, REWATCH WE SHALL.

    • @howlinallen7720
      @howlinallen7720 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      You know how long I’ve been waiting for this?
      Oohimabouttomakeanameformyselfhere.

    • @L_H_Try
      @L_H_Try 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I’ve been waiting 8 months

    • @skeletonpatch
      @skeletonpatch 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      I am so curious to see how they handle Reckon here. SWE specifically set up the fact that he’s using a faulty NRV Gear and the original series completely forgets about his existence after his “heroic sacrifice” (I don’t remember him ever making an on-screen appearance after this, though I only got as far as the end of the Excalibur filler arc of the original series).
      Assuming he doesn’t come back post-Alicisation SWE has basically been handed the ingredients for an excellent emotional gut punch on a silver platter and they’ve already proven adept at delivering those to us.

    • @DemonKingVI
      @DemonKingVI 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@skeletonpatch... oh no....

  • @yugijak
    @yugijak 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    Oh my god the wounds line followed up by "karma you vindictive birch" That was priceless!

  • @Alignn
    @Alignn 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +132

    Litany against fear does make for an awesome spell chant.

    • @FenrirEX
      @FenrirEX 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      Lost my mind a little there.

    • @jarlathquinn2628
      @jarlathquinn2628 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Recite the litany of hate brother

    • @Bgodrian
      @Bgodrian 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

      It's an amazing moment, made even funnier because Kirito recognized it instantly - probably watched the old movie, the 1984 one

    • @atoth62
      @atoth62 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      What's that other chant Recon does before the Littany against fear?

    • @Prometheansky
      @Prometheansky ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@atoth62I had to look that up myself; Neal Shusterman, Thunderhead. Looks like he writes YA Dystopias, including the deeply disturbing Unwind series.

  • @Electric_Bagpipes
    @Electric_Bagpipes วันที่ผ่านมา +412

    I have a 45 question final due tomorrow night.
    But I also have a youtube series about a rock to binge in preparation…. _Decisions._

    • @snoote533
      @snoote533 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      Frfr

    • @polarbears3197
      @polarbears3197 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Frfr

    • @drafo789
      @drafo789 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      Tomorrow night? Plenty of time.

    • @polarbears3197
      @polarbears3197 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Indeed

    • @asherrudick3912
      @asherrudick3912 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Honestly, the binge can wait. Finals cannot. Believe me.

  • @arbknight12
    @arbknight12 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    Kirito: “We must heal my family…..”

    • @jeremygeller9145
      @jeremygeller9145 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Bro…that’s deep

  • @gingerinajacket8519
    @gingerinajacket8519 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    To help the subtitlers:
    Yui seems to call Recon a "Green Haired Invalid"

  • @TiltedPotatohead
    @TiltedPotatohead 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +177

    *Refresher for why Suguha is bullying Kazuto:*
    Suguha and Kazuto used to be best friends but Kazuto abandoned his kendo lessons, resulting in their sexist grandfather abusing Suguha during her lessons to get her to quit but she pushed through. Their grandfather never wanted Suguha to learn kendo.
    Suguha initially tried her best to get Kazuto to come back to their lessons, but he shut her out to play video games.
    She then began to resent Kazuto for abandoning her and started to take great pleasure out of bullying her brother to get back at him, although she tried to hide this by calling him a "quitter" for abandoning their lessons.
    TLDR she hates him for abandoning her to suffer the abuse of their grandfather and mocks his hobbies to get back at him.

    • @shadowtheimpure
      @shadowtheimpure 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +23

      AND she feels bad for it because he was just a little boy who had no way of knowing better.

    • @natenorthern375
      @natenorthern375 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +33

      Yes but in this version they gave Kirito asthma so he was forced to quit by his mom.

    • @j.corbygaming
      @j.corbygaming 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@natenorthern375wait he did? Huh.

    • @MedK001
      @MedK001 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      No need for reminders bro - surely everyone followed the SAOA tradition to rewatch everything before a new episode

    • @jullcepts8780
      @jullcepts8780 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@MedK001yup. Since episodes come out almost yearly...

  • @dragonnsv9710
    @dragonnsv9710 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +201

    1:28 “God Himself could not sink this game” LOL

    • @michaeltima5007
      @michaeltima5007 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      Titanic refernce!

    • @claytabulusshogun
      @claytabulusshogun 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      I love how there's two Titanic references in this episode

    • @caav56
      @caav56 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I'm sure a certain night janitor's riding this compliment still

    • @GraveRobbinJake
      @GraveRobbinJake 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      Pretty sure by then Kaiyaba was talking about the night janitor Reki, what with being all 48 hours sleep deprived and all.

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      ​@@GraveRobbinJake it was two weeks of uninterrupted consciousness, not two days.

  • @blakelenon611
    @blakelenon611 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +24

    I never need to hear the words "Colonel Daddy" from anyone except Yui EVER AGAIN

    • @salvadortoscano2534
      @salvadortoscano2534 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      It's probably the most innocent way to say it, too

  • @StealthMarmot_
    @StealthMarmot_ 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    Ah yes, let us now watch the entire series AGAIN since a new episode dropped.
    Tis tradition you see.

    • @salvadortoscano2534
      @salvadortoscano2534 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Tis only just

    • @Terra8419
      @Terra8419 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Tis the way

  • @jonguilt7789
    @jonguilt7789 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +103

    I have laughed at two funerals in my life. One I regret, and one that deserved it.

    • @BetoPerez999
      @BetoPerez999 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      jesus what did that guy do?

    • @jonguilt7789
      @jonguilt7789 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@BetoPerez999 I can't say, just that I made that shot of Sideshow Bob becoming Springfield's mayor look restrained and dignified.

    • @Leobelial239
      @Leobelial239 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      The brain is a little wriggly bastard that makes people cry at weddings and laugh at funerals.
      I laughed at my grandpa's funeral.
      I didn't mean to, but i did.

  • @CaptainCFalcon
    @CaptainCFalcon 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +166

    Holy shit, you guys brought back Kirito's crashout in episode 4. That's amazing.
    "My wounds _heal faster_ than you can _make them."_
    "We can't keep up with this! They're making wounds faster than we can heal them!"
    That aside, this episode has already been worth the 2 (3?) year wait, just with that opening alone, & the resolution of their damaged relationship. That was beautiful. I'll probably edit this in case anything else pops up, but that "Karma, you vindictive bitch! Now is not the time for this!" was *_amazing._* I wouldn't have thought anything of that exchange otherwise.

  • @curlystepper7386
    @curlystepper7386 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +59

    I love that the Tweet joke from the beginning season 2 episode actually came back as a plot point to motivate the other players to help Kirito! The genius writing of this series, I swear to god!!!

  • @connorreddish8632
    @connorreddish8632 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +25

    Zelda, Nathaniel, and Superfly. Was not expecting a Weird Al reference, but I'm totally here for it!
    Amazing work, guys. As much as we don't like to wait, you always make it worth it. Thanks for all your hard work in creating this masterpiece.

  • @Ilmatorjuntapanssarivaunu_90
    @Ilmatorjuntapanssarivaunu_90 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +95

    EPISODE 17 WAS OVER A YEAR AGO, FINALLY WE'RE HERE AGAIN!!!!

    • @BryanWest92
      @BryanWest92 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      See you again next year!

    • @SorchaSublime
      @SorchaSublime 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@BryanWest92 acc I heard they were planning to release a few in succession.

  • @sweetman6685
    @sweetman6685 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +144

    This was a weirdly emotional episode. Had to send my sister a text saying shes dope after the first half

    • @meapyboy12345
      @meapyboy12345 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      The ending of Episode 17 had me crying for like an hour afterwards because that’s pretty much exactly what happened to me and my sister in my own life.

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@meapyboy12345*hugs*

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Aww! 🥰

  • @x-omnistar-x9602
    @x-omnistar-x9602 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +119

    Suguha’s and Kirito’s relationship in the Abridged is literally godlike 🥲

  • @yamochanchan
    @yamochanchan 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    Nagata scores and uses the fear Dune incarnation? Gosh darn it!

  • @Jtblake
    @Jtblake 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    Love how Kirito wanted Recon to think his sacrifice was worth it. He really has become a better person after SAO.

  • @jrreedve2825
    @jrreedve2825 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +55

    I love how they lampshade just how DANGEROUS nerve gear is! And they put it on the heads of CHILDREN!

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Two words: Lawn darts

  • @thefanwithoutaface8105
    @thefanwithoutaface8105 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +91

    5:33 Yes, but now He's YOUR Dork.

    • @corysagataw
      @corysagataw 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      Good for him

    • @GraveRobbinJake
      @GraveRobbinJake 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      MY MAN SECURED THE W.

    • @samhouston9162
      @samhouston9162 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Happy for that man

    • @williamchamberlain2263
      @williamchamberlain2263 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yeah, now you've gotta feed him and clean him and take him for walks to the game store/DIY store

  • @angelb.823
    @angelb.823 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    I love the fact that Schmitt is credited as a real voice actor in the description of this video.

  • @kevinprehm
    @kevinprehm 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +184

    You have done what few others could do, transcend from simple comedic parody into proper narrative that has evolved well past the story it sought to parody in the first place

  • @superanimeniac
    @superanimeniac 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +117

    7:50 I grew up in foster care. My sister, to this day, blames me for not keeping the three of us together...despite the fact that like suguha said, I was a toddler.

    • @TheCheshireMadcat
      @TheCheshireMadcat 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      Hugs

    • @blackchibisan8116
      @blackchibisan8116 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      I…
      My sister doesn’t want to talk to me because of some stuff I did when I was 8… 24 years ago… we are children of a divorce…
      What was I supposed to do at 8 that I haven’t taken care of and resolved in that time?

    • @HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle
      @HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Sounds like your sister has a very sadistic and narcissistic coping technic

    • @j.corbygaming
      @j.corbygaming 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Share this with her, see how she feels after that

    • @hartianx1698
      @hartianx1698 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@blackchibisan8116 Nothing you could've done but know that she is definitely hurting from it herself, she shouldn't blame you but she probably just doesn't know how to mentally resolve it. You should tell her how you feel about it if you haven't.

  • @thefool94
    @thefool94 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +111

    Well surely he's got this. Did you see all those stat boosts??

    • @type1eagle994
      @type1eagle994 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

      F=MA

    • @laucha1615
      @laucha1615 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@type1eagle994 what does "F=MA" mean?

    • @TruElf98
      @TruElf98 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@laucha1615 It's a physics equation. Force = mass x acceleration

    • @laucha1615
      @laucha1615 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@TruElf98 oh, *"sees speed stat"* ooohhhh, oh he's got this.

  • @AgentWashington28
    @AgentWashington28 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    “A toll for the living, a toll for the lost, a toll for the wise ones who shall pay the cost” goes kinda hard

  • @Thabet22
    @Thabet22 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +253

    WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY
    Batchest Batchest Batchest
    Edit : Having watched the episode finally
    I gotta appreciate the Recon development , Kirito getting recognition for his heroics and the much better sibling relationship
    It's just the best parody series ever

    • @TheSaltyForks
      @TheSaltyForks วันที่ผ่านมา

      GARY!!!!! CHOKE ON MY VENGANCE!!!!! HOW DOES IT TASTE!!!

    • @duusu2608
      @duusu2608 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

      Oberon: "See some of them have famil..... (deranged) Kirito!"

    • @DomTheeeFoe
      @DomTheeeFoe 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@duusu2608Do mien eyes decive me? tis foreshadowing!

    • @DemonKingVI
      @DemonKingVI 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      IS it a parody? Or is the original a parody of the abridged? 😮

  • @downbeatdialga1341
    @downbeatdialga1341 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +78

    It was the Schmidt heads we made along the way

  • @blueguygaming1330
    @blueguygaming1330 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +42

    I love how they put the litany against fear in a kids game lmfao

  • @AnonymousAnonymous-gh5fs
    @AnonymousAnonymous-gh5fs 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

    10:30 subtle foreshadowing