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John Oliver Describes Boris Johnson, England's Very Own Trump

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  • John Oliver gives Stephen an update on English politics and describes Boris Johnson, England's very own Trump.
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  • @ktom5262
    @ktom5262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    "I like people comparing Johnson and Trump, because it's an insult to both of them".😄

    • @_______unknown_______
      @_______unknown_______ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah only to Johnson because he reduced crime rate as mayor of London

    • @unusveritas4122
      @unusveritas4122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He said that about the "failed clone" comparison.

    • @mho...
      @mho... 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      atleast Boris Johnson was a politician, Trump on the other hand is just a populist

  • @TheCasualObservers
    @TheCasualObservers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    "Boris is a moral windsock"
    Nailed it.

    • @colinduk
      @colinduk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, I agree. However, a windsock still has a use or purpose:)

    • @Quinnflax
      @Quinnflax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Moral wanksock, more like

    • @kevinbrown957
      @kevinbrown957 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Quinnflax yep! this sums you up!

    • @housinauthority5258
      @housinauthority5258 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you guys going to be ok?

    • @RKO1988
      @RKO1988 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like most politicians!

  • @iainwmacintosh
    @iainwmacintosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    This is kinda borrowed from another comment by Tech Geek:
    Boris is smart but wants people to think that he is dumb
    Trump is dumb but wants people to think that he is smart

    • @ampleoloruntogbe1434
      @ampleoloruntogbe1434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      The Awesome Ninja facts. Boris isn’t actually as smart as he thinks tho but he’s Einstein next to trump

    • @Neil070
      @Neil070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      People think Johnson is clever because he reels off quotes in Latin and Greek. I studied Latin too. I can also quote Kafka in the original German.
      That does not mean I am clever. I think I am average intelligence but with a good memory of my A level studies.
      Somehow, Brits have developed a phobia of learning languages and revere those who are multilingual as intellectual giants. It's absurd

    • @iainwmacintosh
      @iainwmacintosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Neil070 I get your point though I wasn’t referring to his knowledge of foreign languages, I was more referring to his strategy when dealing with the media (at least, prior to becoming PM)

    • @KockulHun
      @KockulHun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what if trump is just playing it better?
      he gets away with everything, every week, by playing dumb and lying

    • @iainwmacintosh
      @iainwmacintosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KockulHun he could have also just gotten lucky

  • @techgeek3366
    @techgeek3366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1096

    The difference between Boris and Trump is that Boris has a dumb/eccentric persona, but is smarter than people realise, and has a way with people. He has managed to avoid getting backstabbed, and while he is being laughed at he (1) became the first conservative lord mayor of London and then (2) became Prime Minister.
    Trump however, isn't pretending to be dumb, he actually is.

    • @1chish
      @1chish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well said and in London look which Mayor reduced all crime and made London the place to invest in after the Marxist Livingstone failed? And now we have the Socialist in Khan and isn't THAT working out well?

    • @heatea5255
      @heatea5255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If you think Trump is Dumb youre the dumb one

    • @thepurplepanda4
      @thepurplepanda4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@heatea5255 riiiiight

    • @thepurplepanda4
      @thepurplepanda4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @jckgrim51 how about his constant racist flair ups that are increasing tension across the country, as in el Paso.
      How about his constant denial of policy to protect American voting systems from hackers.
      What about the fact he CONSTANTLY LIES.
      If these dont seem dumb then how about this:
      He constantly admits that his views are shaped by the television.
      He constantly states that all news media that doesnt praise him is wrong.
      He held back bills that were popular at the time to pass Bill's that werent (the wall) and shut down the entire government.
      He fed an NFL team hamburgers because of the shutdown instead of postponing or something.
      Need anything else?

    • @thepurplepanda4
      @thepurplepanda4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @jckgrim51 just look up any of what he says and take ideas from multiple sources and then shape your opinion on the matter, you shouldnt instantly make an opinion on the topic after reading one site or hearing one broadcast. Good God America, you are the problems you have.

  • @CasaiAgicap
    @CasaiAgicap 5 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    Gotta say, John's description of Johnson as a "moral windsock" is also is really really good way to describe Lindsay Graham.

    • @JoePalau
      @JoePalau 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Casai Moral Windsock!! Doesn’t get better. So tired of misplaced or lost Moral Compasses. :)

    • @MrDJAK777
      @MrDJAK777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@JoePalauMy moral compass is a roulette wheel.

    • @khunigan
      @khunigan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Definitely Lindsay Graham

    • @markmention966
      @markmention966 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oliver's description of Johnson includes that he has no consistency in his principles. Then you leftists compare Graham in the same fashion. Graham has been incredibly steadfast in his "principles", almost never changing his stance on any issue throughout his career, unlike the modern day American Left wing leaders. Are there any Conservatives that you would not slander as far Right?

    • @patricknez7258
      @patricknez7258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@markmention966 Lindsey's been consistent? You mean like when he said, "My party has gone nuts.. Donald Trump doesn't have the temperament to be Commander-in-Chief." And now is his lapdog. Or like when he said Trump "better leave Jeff Sessions where he is." And now, doesn't seem to be bothered by how Trump treated Sessions. Or like him saying how much he valued JohncCain, then sucking up to Trump after Trump has repeatedly besmirched McCain after death. Or like when he was demanding they impeach Bill Clinton to "cleanse the office, and restore dignity to the presidency," but now is all for the worst, most immoral president in the history of our country. But that's interesting that you think he's stuck to his principles. You should probably go to South Carolina and tell some of them. Seeing as how in March, outside of his office in Columbia, SC, protestors gathered, literally spelling "Release the Mueller Report" in flip-flops one the ground! The official hashtags were for "Graham to stop #Flip-flopping and #ReleasetheMuelerReport." Since at the time it was being delayed. They actually brought a ton of flip-flops to the protest! Maybe you can tell them how Lindsey has stuck to his values. Sorry to wreck your fantasy about Ol Lindsey.

  • @j.r.millstone
    @j.r.millstone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2876

    Wait, so they had Kim Darroch, and Borris Johnson.... what if they teamed up with a guy named Dwyane and they could be Dwyane Darroch Johnson.

    • @randomperson8571
      @randomperson8571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Um your comment deserves more likes

    • @shyamsundarrajan2469
      @shyamsundarrajan2469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Best comment in this thread

    • @teacheratiqah
      @teacheratiqah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I kid you not, you just made my day.

    • @kamiskool3
      @kamiskool3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This guy names. I urge every couple about to have babies get their childs name from this guy.

    • @RoseisoutofherTOGA
      @RoseisoutofherTOGA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @tobiasetchristopher
    @tobiasetchristopher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2291

    Nah, Boris looks like what if Draco Malfoy became an alcoholic

    • @jaypee42
      @jaypee42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Kelly Crauford - what do you mean “if?” The desperate need for validation & adulation, seeking approval from distant parentals, naked ambition with no real substance?

    • @Ethan-cp4rh
      @Ethan-cp4rh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      John Poyser maybe... just maybe... it was a joke

    • @SirManDudeGuy1
      @SirManDudeGuy1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which would've happened happened

    • @Kay-oj7gl
      @Kay-oj7gl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm so sorry they would ever say that Draco

    • @madrocts
      @madrocts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Ethan-cp4rh maybe...just maybe...they're proving the joke to be true

  • @Mislavestina
    @Mislavestina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Imagine playing a sport that involves kicking a BALL with your FOOT and not call it FOOTBALL but play a sport where you carry an oddly shaped EGG with your HANDS and call it football...

    • @drewwhitehead8588
      @drewwhitehead8588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Mislavestina imagine losing 13 colonies all at once...

    • @laurent1144
      @laurent1144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In American football, players use their foot to kick the ball.

    • @tashmoore3825
      @tashmoore3825 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @sopuruchichristian7070
      @sopuruchichristian7070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@drewwhitehead8588 take it easy bro, this is a fist fight not a war!

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Imagine caring this much about that

  • @zaph2580
    @zaph2580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2641

    UK should have elected Lord Buckethead.

    • @Subjectivity13
      @Subjectivity13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I hear he's having diplomatic talks with Vermin Supreme.

    • @tharengore7215
      @tharengore7215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes!

    • @Robert-ho7ys
      @Robert-ho7ys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes!!

    • @Oldhandlewasabitcringe
      @Oldhandlewasabitcringe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Al murray and eddie izzard need in on that government

    • @guccideltaco
      @guccideltaco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Subjectivity13 That is a ticket I can get behind.

  • @sarapulford5957
    @sarapulford5957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

    Boris is known for incompetence and not liking paperwork. Sound familiar ?

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      that cloning jar was very shallow

    • @readhistory2023
      @readhistory2023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hillary and Bill pocketed $150 million from the Russians after the Uranium One Deal but OMG Trump talked to the Russians?! It's not hard to figure out who was actually on the take but the left remains focused on Trump instead of Hillary or Obama. You remember Hillary don't you. She tossed a 12 girl under the legal bus to get a rapist off the hook. Hillary in her own words and laughing about getting a rapist off. th-cam.com/video/cCDzRtZLUkc/w-d-xo.html
      Bill Clinton said "he knew nothing of his “terrible crimes” since they only met “briefly” on two occasions."
      "Clinton's press secretary Angel Ureña said Monday that Clinton had traveled four times in total with the alleged child sex trafficker, and "Supporters of the Foundation, and his Secret Service detail, traveled on every leg of every trip.” According to court docs Clinton went 6 times.
      www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/bill-clinton-stonewalls-on-flights-with-child-sex-offender-epstein
      Trump banned Epstein for life from his club. Take a clue.
      nypost.com/2019/07/09/trump-barred-jeffrey-epstein-from-mar-a-lago-over-sex-assault-court-docs/
      Trump has declared bankruptcy 6 times and has over 500 startups. That's 98.8% success rating and that' far from being incompetent. Try some facts for once.

    • @MTMF.london
      @MTMF.london 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@readhistory2023 Man, you swallowed the whole hog, balls and all, didn't you? What a chump!

    • @Benito264
      @Benito264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@readhistory2023 Nice wall of bullshit you got there, how long did it take for you to believe it yourself?

    • @nasekiller
      @nasekiller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      come on, lets be fair, noone likes paperwork.

  • @DadaNabhaniilanandaTheMonkDude
    @DadaNabhaniilanandaTheMonkDude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Boris Johnston is 'a kind of moral windsock'. Classic English eloquence.

  • @andygtmo
    @andygtmo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    My main thought about this video is this: sometimes I think I wear the wrong length of pants, but seeing John's pants come above his socks - not just part of them, all of them - has helped me find an inner peace that I have, until this point, failed to obtain.

    • @BeeLZBeeb
      @BeeLZBeeb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andrew Reed that’s deep

  • @smallmj2886
    @smallmj2886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    Best description of Boris Johnson that I have heard: "Boris Johnson is like a wet fart..... very funny at the time but you have to check for damage immediately after." I think that I first heard it from Jon Richardson.

    • @sarastewart4379
      @sarastewart4379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What happened? How did you end up with him? What went wrong?

    • @jamie2866
      @jamie2866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sara Stewart Sara Stewart He is from a very politically active family. He was a student of Eton and Oxford, He was a political journalist for several Newspapers of record. He has been a politician for nearly 20 years. He was the Mayor of London. He has been Foreign Secretary and has been bookies favourite for The Conservative Leadership for many years and was the front runner the entirety of the recent leadership campaigns.
      This isn’t a surprise to anyone that actually knows anything about British Politics, or to anyone that knows how to read a betting slip.

    • @sarastewart4379
      @sarastewart4379 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamie2866 I know all those things. Plus he's an awful man. The British Donald Trump. Good luck with that.

    • @jamie2866
      @jamie2866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sara Stewart I’m absolutely baffled by these comparisons, all I can think of is blonde and overweight.

    • @anthony8382
      @anthony8382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jamie2866 Boris Johnson's loutish appearance is an affectation, designed to ingratiate himself with the working class and the down-trodden and excluded. He's highly educated, politically experienced, and knows exactly what he is doing. The only real comparison with Trump is they both look unkempt and awkward.

  • @JoeNoshow27
    @JoeNoshow27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I know I'm biased towards liking the guy, but Oliver routinely demonstrates an exceptional amount of quick wit and keen insight. His nonchalant use of 'first cognizant (self-aware) thought', and ' he can really contain all feelings about anything and just calcify them into a diamond', encapsulates this.

  • @gazamisheawoh
    @gazamisheawoh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Boris is actually quite intelligent though everything he does is calculated, Trump is straight-up unintelligent. (Not a Boris fan)

    • @deviladvocate21
      @deviladvocate21 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Tim Loves Bacon He manages convince people that he's a common person who says it as it is and can't be too harmful as he has scruffy hair. That's all he needs to get elected so that's all he does.

    • @yucol5661
      @yucol5661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boris seems like he markets his brand as being stupid and clueless. He markets himself as: He is for the voters, regardless of which voter just know he loves and cares for you and his opponents hate you. Populists with absolutely no ideology of their own suck

    • @fareedzaree7941
      @fareedzaree7941 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah !

  • @quirkygenius
    @quirkygenius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Classic! Colbert: like Boris Johnson is a Trump clone Oliver: to say he's a failed clone of Trump is excellent, because it's an insult to both of them somehow"

    • @chatteyj
      @chatteyj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Orange man bad lol

    • @furqueue9590
      @furqueue9590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah except it is COMPLETELY untrue .. but why would that concern a lame-headed bleater like you?
      Oliver: "Here is a person I want you not to like and here's another person I want you not to like"
      You: (clapping like trained seal) Oh! YES! Arf arf arf! So clever John! You so clever! arf arf arf!

    • @TheIndustrious1
      @TheIndustrious1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wouldn’t saying if one is failed, then the other must be a winner.

    • @Forgenshoot
      @Forgenshoot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheIndustrious1 No... that's not how cloning works?

    • @altond511
      @altond511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@furqueue9590He`s clever? That`s more than can be said about you.

  • @werdna1969
    @werdna1969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    I can imagine how it would play out.
    "But Father, Manchester United is a fine club, too."
    "Get out of my house - you are dead to me, boy."

    • @yattaguru
      @yattaguru 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      His wife would never tolerate that

    • @KatchouroBlade
      @KatchouroBlade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He should be a Villa fan. He's what we call a 'plastic'.

    • @Sirinwara
      @Sirinwara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or the boy coming home wearing an Everton shirt

    • @krampus225
      @krampus225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...City. fixed it for u.

    • @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music
      @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      no doubt

  • @danboyle116
    @danboyle116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    "Boris Johnson is like a moral windsock."
    What a perfect observation.

    • @DrWhom
      @DrWhom 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is a wind-spock
      (A spock is a sock that certain gentleman keep by their bedside as a receptacle for, er...)

  • @SpinX522
    @SpinX522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    The way John looks when he’s holding that cup 😂😂😂. The European cup is the precious... the precious.

  • @rouzhinasafaei1692
    @rouzhinasafaei1692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The vacant look on John's face when he's describing Boris makes me sad

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1396

    God damn I love John Oliver.

    • @radovanlach7340
      @radovanlach7340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bianca Bloom and I love ❤️ you 2

    • @radovanlach7340
      @radovanlach7340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bianca Bloom 😁☺️

    • @ayehtunohn
      @ayehtunohn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Great White Takes one to know one, mate.

    • @lynntaylor9681
      @lynntaylor9681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah he's great. I love him too.

    • @beckybertish7841
      @beckybertish7841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love him too!

  • @plammo1775
    @plammo1775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    "how early does your love of Liverpool go?"
    "It goes down..since I was a kid. Since er, my first cognisant thought."
    "Since what?"
    realises he's in America - "since my first thoughts."

    • @colet3984
      @colet3984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      To be fair, his accent got a bit thick there

    • @SweetSirenia
      @SweetSirenia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Nah, I'll defend the Yanks on this -- he kinda mumbled it.

    • @locutusdborg126
      @locutusdborg126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@SweetSirenia Yeah, I could not make it out - must have been the Liverpool or M 25 accent.

    • @Heraclitean
      @Heraclitean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You really think Colbert does not understand the word "cognizant"?

    • @aj5690
      @aj5690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Heraclitean Z lol

  • @AC3handle
    @AC3handle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Oh don't you even MENTION that name in front of me. That filthy piece of toerag"

  • @ag2810
    @ag2810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Keep up the happy energy John Oliver. It’s a good thing to smile.

  • @BNSFGuy4723
    @BNSFGuy4723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1704

    Boris Johnson is what I call Trump Light

    • @kaivickers166
      @kaivickers166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Emre Veliu - I can imagine Melania would prefer a lighter Trump as well.

    • @bfg3890
      @bfg3890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      First time he's been called light

    • @BigBadLoneWolf
      @BigBadLoneWolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Unlike the orange land walrus Boris is a very well educated and from an upper middle class family , Born in NY , he is eligible for election to president of USA

    • @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883
      @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@BigBadLoneWolf
      Boris is not eligible to be President of the USA. He potentially could be in the future but he needs to live in the US for 7 years(i think the Constitution requires 7 years, may be a little more)

    • @rammiel9404
      @rammiel9404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      He called muslim women letter boxes and joined in with trumps birther crap. They are racist brothers from another mother.

  • @putrii4450
    @putrii4450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Oliver's like Colbert's Senior British Correspondance 😁

  • @davidleahy8770
    @davidleahy8770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    That Photo Of John Oliver With The Champions League Cup He Looks Elated

    • @carlsjr7975
      @carlsjr7975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Looks like soy man desecrating the spoils of chads

    • @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549
      @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Football is stupid and John Oliver can’t get arrested in England, but, that picture is sweet

    • @stephenlisson1994
      @stephenlisson1994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's because he is. Liverpool Football Club is the GREATEST!!!! football club in the world. This coming from the biggest Liverpool fan on this side of the Atlantic. YNWA.

    • @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549
      @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bermsy Fructa what ever turns you on.

    • @ThatKidBryan
      @ThatKidBryan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@naynay1139 Crazy! I was just thinking the same thing about you.

  • @tarek54445
    @tarek54445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    2:23 - “I need English political advice” - John Oliver *we don’t have any...”

  • @misterel5548
    @misterel5548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Hey Britannia, thanks for the magna carta, and John Oliver!

    • @KatchouroBlade
      @KatchouroBlade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thanks for taking Oliver and Corden off our hands - we hate them both.

    • @mindyourownbusiness5515
      @mindyourownbusiness5515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Are you kidding? Everyone loves John Oliver. Piers Morgan, on t'other hand...

    • @HN-kr1nf
      @HN-kr1nf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KatchouroBlade corden i can understamd but why oliver?

    • @D.M.S.
      @D.M.S. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Xander Diesel still unsure about that one

    • @Damo2690
      @Damo2690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      America is where failed UK comedians go for fame

  • @andrewsansom2414
    @andrewsansom2414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Here in Britain we have two contenders to be prime minister, but the public have no vote. Its like having Mitch McConnel versus Linsey Graham and only having Republican party members voting.

    • @scoobydoo3928
      @scoobydoo3928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Wow, that is depressing.

    • @aranyanifox4375
      @aranyanifox4375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      As a life long anglophile, my heart truly breaks as I watch this Brexit madness unfold... I cannot begin to imagine how normal, rational British people must feel seeing Boris the Clown as their next PM. Horrifying. But this too shall pass, and then UK will recover - you have been through worse than this, it just needs both action and patience.

    • @andrewsansom2414
      @andrewsansom2414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@aranyanifox4375 It's a pity so many of my fellow bits cannot see the damage being done to our country with the racist, anti immigration, isolationist stance of our government. We have had relative peace in Europe since the EU was formed and it is folly to exit now. As in the US they are pandering to the baser instincts of some of the population. As a 70yr old man it won't affect me for much of my lifetime but I silently cry when I think of my children's and grandchildren future.

    • @h4rdi7g3
      @h4rdi7g3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You guys could have just caved and agreed to reduce immigration, but you didn't because you don't care about your countrymen or their opinions and now you have brexit.
      This mess is on you lot not farrage or boris.

    • @666Tomato666
      @666Tomato666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      aah, right, and the reason is the lack of democracy in the EU
      you'd think that the irony would get through to the xenophobes, but then, they do have thick skulls

  • @tomthetinker1024
    @tomthetinker1024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Happiest she’s ever seen him in a picture? Has she ever seen those pictures of him on a DeWalt ladder? Pure bliss.

  • @kimberlyhardin7386
    @kimberlyhardin7386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Boris Johnson looks like a 2 year old that woke up from a nap.

    • @Lucas_Jeffrey
      @Lucas_Jeffrey 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has a genetic condition that gives him that sort of hair.

    • @kimberlyhardin7386
      @kimberlyhardin7386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Grumpy Toddler Syndrome?

    • @borisjohnson1015
      @borisjohnson1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t mock people with disabilities

    • @beammeup8458
      @beammeup8458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And behaves like one too ....

    • @jpw6893
      @jpw6893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bet he can spell his name though Kimberly.

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1440

    Donald Trump looks like a failed clone of Donald Trump.

    • @momon969
      @momon969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Donald Trump looks like he grew from a cheeto after it's been irradiated.

    • @PharoahTheGoldX
      @PharoahTheGoldX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well played

    • @OP-1000
      @OP-1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      From a toe clipping😂

    • @dipperdandy
      @dipperdandy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's like that film "Multiplicity". Where the clone makes a clone if himself, but he comes out kind of soft in the head.

    • @andrewthezeppo
      @andrewthezeppo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dipperdandy I read the OP and was about to say the same thing. "hi Steve"

  • @notdaveschannel9843
    @notdaveschannel9843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    As a Spurs fan, I hit like on this very grudgingly.

    • @tomsmith6878
      @tomsmith6878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2-0 spurs sucks ahahahaha did you enjoy the first minute penalty. allez allez allez allez allez allez

    • @tomsmith6878
      @tomsmith6878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lets talk about 6 baby lets talk about you and me lets talk about all the good things we could be

    • @themadplotter
      @themadplotter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      in american a fan of spurs is a loud cowboy

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Guess you don't mean a fan of Captain Bone Spurs.

    • @shortstuff780
      @shortstuff780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What do the Spurs have anything to do with this?

  • @trumpgottagoitmfa9216
    @trumpgottagoitmfa9216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Three cheers for Lord Buckethead; he’ll need to bring a guitar!

    • @JackMaltano
      @JackMaltano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Don Johnson I'd vote for half an onion over Trump.

    • @hansbass8119
      @hansbass8119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @South Jersey Bear a person who support someone who cannot even spell hamburger or coverage properly has no business calling other moron
      Unless you would confess yourself to be worse than an absolute moron of course

    • @goose0078
      @goose0078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha what ever happened to Lord Buckethead? How's he been doing?

    • @fundell
      @fundell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @graham buckley where did you get the numbers from brexit, because i'm fairly sure it was a 51% - 49% divide, NOT 70%

    • @fundell
      @fundell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @graham buckley you are mistaken, the 70% number is the TURNOUT (amount of brits voting compared to the population). The actual results were 51.9% leave and 48.1% remain. So very very close knit, and had the british population known more about the consequences of leaving together with the lies that Boris Johnson spouted both during and even 20 YEARS before the vote actually happened. It would have completely changed the results toward a more substantial remain amount.
      Read your sources correctly before you try to and convince people of shite that you have clearly no idea about in the first place.

  • @chasep1310
    @chasep1310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Legend makes sure the term is used right - football

    • @connorradcliffe1769
      @connorradcliffe1769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Thug Rose Americans should take off shoes, then it would fit the name "sock"er. British actually use the right name as they use their "foot" to kick a "ball"

    • @yobogoya4367
      @yobogoya4367 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And yet, while in America you could respect our culture and not correct us when we talk just because you call it something different. When I'm in England, I try to remember to refer to fries as chips, chips as crisps, and soccer as futball. Because I'm polite and I respect their culture. But I guess it's too much to ask of Brits to not have their asshole slam shut anytime someone says soccer while standing on American soil.

    • @BeeLZBeeb
      @BeeLZBeeb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank god. “Soccer” makes me cringe everytime

    • @saxx9088
      @saxx9088 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yobogoya you have no idea how big football is
      Idc about chips and crisps but we will never let people call it soccer

  • @chesternaire242
    @chesternaire242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    John Oliver is the prime minister of one-liners

    • @carlsjr7975
      @carlsjr7975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And fetal alcohol syndrome

    • @kevinhorgan2770
      @kevinhorgan2770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TonyMac
      Prick

    • @Pwwh0711
      @Pwwh0711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm a liberal - but of the view that freedom of speech should be for all, not just those conforming to liberal dogma - & he even makes me vomit with his left-wing bias.
      The Alan Partridge of comedy, failed comic in the UK & somehow got the US gig?! I bet he wakes up in a cold sweat with imposter syndrome every night.

    • @chesternaire242
      @chesternaire242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Pwwh0711 Alan Partridge is great at impressions. I wish he had a Talk Show.

    • @GoogleIsAPieceOfShit2023
      @GoogleIsAPieceOfShit2023 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TonyMac King 👑

  • @jayweh
    @jayweh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    it went a little unnoticed when john mentioned him, liverpool's charismatic manager: jürgen klopp, or as we german fans call him, kloppo!!!

    • @MrThrustSSC
      @MrThrustSSC 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Darth Wheezius Boris is seen as an especially humorous person in the UK?

    • @MrThrustSSC
      @MrThrustSSC 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Darth Wheezius I know he´s not a comedian. Klopp on the other hand is witty and can be very funny ("I´m the normal one"). I have no problem with Boris, in fact he started the tennis boom in Germany which brought me to the sport as well, but he ist generally not one to joke more than the next guy. (IMO) (äh, waum schreibe ich eigentlich auf englisch?)

    • @MrThrustSSC
      @MrThrustSSC 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Darth Wheezius That sounds about right. Boris for sure is not boring. And his games were maybe the best to watch ever.

  • @franniealbaugh2731
    @franniealbaugh2731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love it when you both appear together. It’s like an educated, Super Comedic Team Party 🥳

  • @markt1639
    @markt1639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    3:26 Stephen:“What‘s his deal?“
    Me:“Well no deal at all“

  • @declanhargrove3032
    @declanhargrove3032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I love seeing John Oliver laugh because he’s just so cute and I feel like most of the time he’s talking at me he’s somewhere between vaguely concerned and deeply distressed.

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You can tell that John's much happier hugging the European Cup than he was about being in The Lion King.

    • @alexanderkohlhaas9840
      @alexanderkohlhaas9840 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump is an actual moron, whereas Boris is a witty, intelligent man with an excellent education, but utterly devoid of any moral considerations, whenever his own ambitions are threatened to be thwarted. He is a lying bastard. A pity, he'll lead Britain into Desaster, but at least the Britons will crash down into the chasm laughing. As one conservative voter put it succinctly: Hunt would be the more competent PM, but Boris is more fun. Enjoy!

  • @Timothy2706
    @Timothy2706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Here, in Belgium, we consider Johnson and Trump as "Dumb & Dumber".

    • @mrrodriguez2947
      @mrrodriguez2947 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are Belgium waffles really from Belgium? Or is it just a term for giant waffles?? I really need to know this answer, it may decide my future for years to come...yes my next life decisions will be based upon waffles..

    • @sydneythomason5950
      @sydneythomason5950 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Henquinet Timothy very much like Juncker and his crooked cronies. Belgium is very good at that.

    • @saxx9088
      @saxx9088 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Henquinet Timothy meh, at least we had a government

    • @missg.5940
      @missg.5940 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ lt’s called Flemish, and you should care what the world thinks.😷😷😷🇨🇦. And l know that because l lived in Belgium 🇧🇪.

    • @missg.5940
      @missg.5940 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrrodriguez2947 Yes they are from Belgium and delicious. You get them even from street carts with powdered sugar. They also prefer mayo with their delish fries😳Not to be a grammar nazi but the adjective is belgian.😷😷😷🇨🇦

  • @marloerwin4869
    @marloerwin4869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    love stephen but he keeps interrupting oliver’s jokes ;(

    • @KaninTuzi
      @KaninTuzi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Stephen always tries to one-up when there's a comedian in the chair. He is threatened every time.

    • @AMpufnstuf
      @AMpufnstuf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's pretty hard to tell when someone is telling a joke when they're not being funny. Seems like the producer held up the 'clap' sign more often than the 'laugh' sign, something that will be corrected when Oliver is back on his own show.

  • @mikeharrington5593
    @mikeharrington5593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Someone's very astute assessment of Boris Johnson:- "If you don't like my principles, I have others"

  • @Turtl3Dov3
    @Turtl3Dov3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    My new favorite term for these people is “moral windsock.”

  • @thegardenofeatin5965
    @thegardenofeatin5965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    The first time I ever saw or heard about Boris Johnson was on a rerun of Top Gear. I got the impression that the man could do nothing but talk straight out of his ass. And when you get that impression from an interview conducted by Jeremy Clarkson, it doesn't bode well.

    • @aidanhegarty2688
      @aidanhegarty2688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I remember that episode when Jeremy Clarkson suggested to Buffoon Boris that perhaps he was hiding a shrewd political brain behind an outward persona of a blithering idiot. Johnson replied that perhaps he was a blithering idiot hiding behind a facade of a blithering idiot. First and only time I have ever agreed with that upper-class, in-bred moron.

    • @1chish
      @1chish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aidanhegarty2688 Oh Sweetie never mind but let me help you ... 'In bred'? Oh fuck off ...He is not 'upper class' by any stretch. He only got to Eton by means of a Kings Scholarship and then to Oxford after winning another scholarship because of his exam results. he is incredibly intelligent, well read and has earned his rewards by hard graft. Life gave this man nothing. He earned his education and degree by being the best.
      Looks like you let your red Leftie Socialism slip into view a bit ...

    • @bjorntoulouse7523
      @bjorntoulouse7523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1chish - Life gave him nothing? I think he had a bit of a head start compared to most of us but otherwise you’re quite correct. Many Labour politicians had a more privileged background than Boris, but they hide it.

    • @hooked4lifeca
      @hooked4lifeca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@1chish Intelligence never ever stands the remotest of chances when bound up in the same mind with unbridled ambition and unfettered arrogance. Here is the crux of the problem. Johnson is so utterly devoid of anything remotely resembling a moral centre that reasonable people can never be sure as to what extend his academic awards were the result of cheating.

    • @1chish
      @1chish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hooked4lifeca We are all entitled to our opinions and you have just aired yours. But sadly of course you don't just air an opinion you paddle a lie by inference when you write:
      "reasonable people can never be sure as to what extend his academic awards were the result of cheating"
      No facts to support it just a cowardly inference. Suffice to say I think you are wrong and a liar
      Oh by the way when did you stop beating up your wife?

  • @freighttrain1695
    @freighttrain1695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Boris The Spider(the Who song) should be played everywhere in England. I think he's a love child of Trump from the early 80's.

  • @AwesomeTrini
    @AwesomeTrini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Every time John come on the show, Stephen Colbert seems he genuinely enjoy the interview. It's like watching two best friends just having a chat

  • @africanandproud6792
    @africanandproud6792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Okay, its official. I am from South Africa but Colbert is my fav. He invites everyone, feom Noah to John Oliver. He is not insecure. Great guy.

    • @PerthTowne
      @PerthTowne 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like Stephen Colbert as well. Just FYI, both Stephen Colbert and John Oliver were correspondents on The Daily Show when Jon Stewart was the host, before Trevor Noah. So they have worked together and have known each other for a few years.

  • @LYJManchesterUnited
    @LYJManchesterUnited 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I think the algorithm that is running our world simulation is having issues things are starting to look funny and buggy haha

  • @tommo123456789000000
    @tommo123456789000000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    boris johnson looks like a clone of trump if they filled in the gaps with gary busey's DNA

    • @traceyke
      @traceyke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Annnnnnnd I'm DYING

    • @sharr630
      @sharr630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha. Someone saw Jurassic Park.

    • @jenniferc218
      @jenniferc218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brilliant!

    • @borisjohnson1015
      @borisjohnson1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you visit my birthplace in area 51?

    • @nmart1n
      @nmart1n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Woooooooohhjooioooooolollll

  • @DuelScreen
    @DuelScreen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Moral Windsock" is now part of my vocabulary. Thank you John Oliver.

  • @timothycc711
    @timothycc711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    I love John and Steven!

    • @lizannewhitlow1085
      @lizannewhitlow1085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Timothy Clark John looks fabulous with salt and pepper hair!

    • @brownkemosabe
      @brownkemosabe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The crossover we deserve

    • @benusmaximus3601
      @benusmaximus3601 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timothy Clark So do I, shame about the lazy comparisons they make...

    • @kathryn3950
      @kathryn3950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Timothy Clark You can tell that they are actually friends. They have that connection that you only have with a long time friend

  • @partIycIoudyskies
    @partIycIoudyskies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    john and stephen are such a good duo.... they make each other laugh and break and it makes me laugh...... wholesome very good

  • @vajohnifi3d
    @vajohnifi3d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    yes grandfathered into choosing a team, you can never fail your father ... GGMU

  • @dwrash21
    @dwrash21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I'm glad these guys are cool with each other

    • @Shiggystardust
      @Shiggystardust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Why wouldn’t they be?

    • @dangshnizzle6929
      @dangshnizzle6929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ?...

    • @gkrieg365
      @gkrieg365 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe they were both writers for John Stewart, also Samantha Bee.

  • @sumaitasaffoon7820
    @sumaitasaffoon7820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I love youuu, British Milhouse

  • @robertw.k.2773
    @robertw.k.2773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Crazy Liverpool fan here. Same as you John Oliver. I really luv this team from Nairobi, Kenya

  • @DDendrite
    @DDendrite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    A moral windsock, even in times of a pandemic.

  • @arniearnie3963
    @arniearnie3963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Love liverpool. Love John Oliver. Great to hear so many Americans cheering when he mentioned liverpool.

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a town they've heard of.

    • @arniearnie3963
      @arniearnie3963 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chezmoi42 true - they probably only know of liverpool because that famous rock band The Lightening Seeds 😄😄

  • @dianamay6017
    @dianamay6017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Moral windsock...I agree

    • @rhodawatkins4516
      @rhodawatkins4516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Diana May Sounds like our republican party in America. Most of them started out hating trump, fully realizing how awful he is, but once he got their party's nomination, and then won the election, due to the Electoral College and various other unknown factors, they almost all caved and began to back anything he wanted. How they can still claim to be the party of morals and family values is beyond me.

  • @davidgulasi3643
    @davidgulasi3643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching these guys chat is all I need today....

  • @Irisunight
    @Irisunight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    isn't Boris Johnson the dude that biked away when a reporter tried to ask him a question??

  • @nathaliedufour3891
    @nathaliedufour3891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Totally agree. Boris Johnson is appalling. Britain should know better, especially seeing what's going on in the US!!!!

    • @alisonsmith4801
      @alisonsmith4801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But we in Britain can vote him out just as fast, if he calls a General election which I think he will, we dont vote for a leader in the UK we vote for a political party.

    • @Cailus3542
      @Cailus3542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alison Smith The awful thing is that right now, Labour aren’t much better, if at all. So what’s the alternative? Gah, politics is depressing as hell right now.

    • @alisonsmith4801
      @alisonsmith4801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cailus3542 Totally right, it's depressing, and God help us if swivel eyed Farage ever enters Parliament, we might as well all just give up with his evil sidekick Widdecombe and his band of merry little Englanders.

    • @Cailus3542
      @Cailus3542 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alison Smith If Farage or his ilk ever enter government, the country is well and truly doomed. Short of an intervention by Prince Charles when he becomes King, we might as well say farewell to what was once a great nation.

    • @alisonsmith4801
      @alisonsmith4801 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cailus3542 The thought of it is like some kind of nightmare, a bunch of gammons in charge is truly frightening with their casual racist behaviour and bigotry a throw back to what they hanker for , 1950s Britain.

  • @Poemi10304
    @Poemi10304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “....and what about Boris Johnson? What’s he like?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👍🏼

  • @studio-flash
    @studio-flash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Come on Liverpool..

  • @joshuaevans6295
    @joshuaevans6295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Trump and Johnson are not the same. Trump was born into a privileged existence in Queens, while Johnson was born into a privileged existence in Manhattan.

  • @joshmills5219
    @joshmills5219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I look at this brilliant & mature Englishman, google his age and realize we were born the same year. Sh*t we're getting old.

  • @Tegres1
    @Tegres1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Stephen: (Asks about Borris Johnson, the British Donald Trump)
    John: Entitlement from an early age, white-hot ambition, no real principles of any kind...
    Stephen: And what about Borris Johnson?

    • @muhammadairlanggarahmadi7301
      @muhammadairlanggarahmadi7301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the audience is going wild

    • @kennyj43
      @kennyj43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was beautifully done, wasn't it?

    • @aeyvan
      @aeyvan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only an idiot wouldn't know how smart that was from Stephen

  • @df4291
    @df4291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    when Liverpool pulled the rug out from under Barca in the semi-final my first thought was, "I wonder if John Oliver still has a mind because this game probably broke it."

  • @cravefubar4114
    @cravefubar4114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "...like a moral windsock..."
    ~ John Oliver

  • @thekingofcool2105
    @thekingofcool2105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    WE WON IT SIX TIMES! YNWA! #LFC

  • @kkcolanyonio
    @kkcolanyonio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I could hear John Oliver talking about football and Liverpool all night

    • @zensoredparagonbytes3985
      @zensoredparagonbytes3985 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's soccer because you play it with your socks, not your feet. Lol

    • @fuckamericanidiot
      @fuckamericanidiot 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm so sorry what night was this?

    • @peterjones5243
      @peterjones5243 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too he's sooo epic and smart ha ha ha ha

  • @raffaella5068
    @raffaella5068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    John Oliver talking about Liverpool to Stephen Colbert? Oh this is heaven!

  • @chizachuku331
    @chizachuku331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Americans just don't get that picture of the Liverpool fan with the Champions League trophy, happiest they'll ever be hope they bottle the league this year mup

  • @cranberrybe
    @cranberrybe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    like for the proper use of the word football!

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Eric Burkheimer Well, "grab-ball" didn't sound too good, if ya know what I mean...

    • @d_dave7200
      @d_dave7200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 The proper name for American football is "handegg".

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Football was just a term for sports played off horses, and on feet.
      Hence - FOOTball.

    • @solentbum
      @solentbum 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Eric Burkheimer The main difference is that Rugby flows, whilst gridiron is so slow and boring.

    • @lavrentivs9891
      @lavrentivs9891 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Axolotl_Mischief What does that make handball?

  • @sadboimakesmusic
    @sadboimakesmusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    I love when these two are in the same video :)))

    • @totsmini3105
      @totsmini3105 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Aarik - - - Soooo Worth the wait!!!

    • @maskedmarvyl4774
      @maskedmarvyl4774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's like when British comedy meets American comedy, and there's respect for each other's style...

    • @RK-ep8qy
      @RK-ep8qy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aarik Ibanez it’s like a great crossover

  • @pango-y8j
    @pango-y8j 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love John Oliver and Mr Colbert 🍄🇺🇲🍄🇬🇧🍄

  • @robertgotschall1246
    @robertgotschall1246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haven't seen John Oliver that happy for a while.

  • @Xcalator35
    @Xcalator35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm a Benfica fan but admire and respect Liverpool immensely. And, of course, love John Oliver.

  • @terinarimene7444
    @terinarimene7444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    YNWA This got mi thumbs up just for John Oliver being Scouse proud Liverpool man 💞

  • @GreenerHill
    @GreenerHill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Until two days ago, I felt sorry for all sane people in the US. Now we have a similar "leader". God help us all.

  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When he talked about Liverpool sports, I was reminded of growing up as a Cleveland fan on the east coast…

  • @ccandmore
    @ccandmore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Omg... never knew John Oliver was an LFC fan. Now i just love him more XD

    • @rainman3651
      @rainman3651 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      but John was born in Birmingham.

    • @Forestgravy90
      @Forestgravy90 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Juholainen no he just shouldn’t be unless he has some family or friend connection to the club

    • @ccandmore
      @ccandmore 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Forestgravy90 uhhh... what? I wasn't born in UK. Does that mean I can't be an LFC fan?

    • @Forestgravy90
      @Forestgravy90 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      cc and more we don’t live in a dictatorship. What country are you from?

    • @ccandmore
      @ccandmore 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Forestgravy90 yeah i know. I thought i was responding to rainman but i realised it was a different person.
      I'm from Singapore.

  • @allabouttheafc6031
    @allabouttheafc6031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Boris Johnson is a nightmare for us Brits. It gives us a little insight to how it feels having Trump as president in America. 😂

    • @ekibirigeable
      @ekibirigeable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It will NEVER get as bad as having Trump for President

    • @paulenedinning5166
      @paulenedinning5166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ekibirigeable
      It will for us Scot's !..he dos'nt like us..dont know why tho ! 😆who cares !

    • @thumbsocial6754
      @thumbsocial6754 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it doesn't. You're an idiot.

    • @ryan9877
      @ryan9877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@paulenedinning5166 just deep fry Boris

    • @vguyver2
      @vguyver2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, I suppose the consolation for the Americans is that the UK too has it's share of bigoted idiot politicians and idiots in turn willing to vote him in. Not being the sole idiot super power helps our confidence.

  • @LucBoeren
    @LucBoeren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Did Stephen just actually ask what the Champions League is

    • @SamanthaKMidnightslip
      @SamanthaKMidnightslip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I still don't know what it is and I just watched the video lol

    • @LucBoeren
      @LucBoeren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SamanthaKMidnightslip Football is the no. 1 sport in the world; Champions League its biggest event, save a World Cup every four years.

    • @nikoskabbadias
      @nikoskabbadias 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I m pretty sure Colbert knows, but hosts very often ask questions because the audience doesnt know.
      I m pretty sure most Americans know very little or next to nothing about football ( the one you play with your feet)

    • @Cashout95
      @Cashout95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Samantha K So you live in a clueless american echo-chamber. Nice.

    • @robertsmalley8138
      @robertsmalley8138 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He probably does know but likes to be in the limelight AMAP.

  • @azzajohnson2123
    @azzajohnson2123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “A moral windsock” literally most countries leadership...

    • @Lucas_Jeffrey
      @Lucas_Jeffrey 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's kind of what we elect them to do, serve their constituents ...

  • @almagirimai8931
    @almagirimai8931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Boris Johnson is a kind of moral windsock... beautiful.

  • @JohnOverholt
    @JohnOverholt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When John and Stephen talk, it's like watching watching Greek gods chat about the state of the world.

  • @Bradgilliswhammyman
    @Bradgilliswhammyman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL I love John Oliver!!

  • @jeanmyers1787
    @jeanmyers1787 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    First sensible thing he’s said. Liverpool 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

  • @victorcabanelas
    @victorcabanelas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "If you want to use that word", hahaha!! Go Reds!

  • @iconesvictorbannok9949
    @iconesvictorbannok9949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    In biological terms they both being similar is called "convergent devolution".

    • @davescott7680
      @davescott7680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha brilliant, so true.

    • @carlsjr7975
      @carlsjr7975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Projection

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Devo ?

    • @AshrafAnam
      @AshrafAnam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@georgeb.wolffsohn30 devoluton...opposite of evolution

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bwahahaha!
      #NailedIt 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @gazlee4093
    @gazlee4093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the UK our leading politicians all grew up together, went to the same schools and were members of the same clubs, ain't democracy great.

    • @Jabber-ig3iw
      @Jabber-ig3iw 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gaz Lee nothing quite like a sweeping inaccurate statement is there?

  • @starlord847
    @starlord847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    No facts, all feelings 👌🏻

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL your slow fear is tedious. Why don't you stick with FOX where you're told everything in crayonspeak. That's all you're fit for.

    • @starlord847
      @starlord847 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @
      "Doesn't agree with late night show's opinions? must watch fox news."
      Sorry I'm not an extream leftist 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @markholbrook9939
      @markholbrook9939 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yada yada yada

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@starlord847 You're a typical slow uneducated right wing fucktard. You mass produced cretinous failure.

    • @Krusty-kl5ej
      @Krusty-kl5ej 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seán O'Nilbud said the idiot who somehow mathematically thinks a leftist government will magically have the 1% pay for everything.
      Yes, we can assume you’re a fucking genius

  • @hawkpaul8735
    @hawkpaul8735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As I brit living in Canada I am glad I got out before the Moron Gas was sprayed over the country. Brexit and Boris? What has happened there to send people totally bonkers?

    • @carolyndobry785
      @carolyndobry785 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      hawk paul the rejection of post war neoliberalism. There is a quote from the American president movie That says people thrust for leader ship and when they lack leadership ship they will drink the sand. When liberal parties go right on economics for 50 years it often brings rise to radical elements. They can be populist like Bernie Sanders communist like Lennon was or in today’s case Fascists who pedal the concept of immigrants being the cause of all your problems. The centrist laugh when parties of western democracy need to wake up and move to the left and they need to move to the left yesterday.

  • @TheEgemenbozdag
    @TheEgemenbozdag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Just when you thought you couldn't like John any more than you do now, YNWA.

  • @yondie491
    @yondie491 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just look at these two. We were so young back then.

  • @Jamie-js3qw
    @Jamie-js3qw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    creepy maniacal laughter at 'or I'll anger father', then deadly serious face of ashen composure

    • @johnmccallum8512
      @johnmccallum8512 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or he could have really annoyed his father and supported Everton.