Jeff Dunham's Full Monologue
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 มิ.ย. 2023
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I love Jeff's monologues. They demonstrate perfectly that he's just as hilarious without his puppets as he is with them.
They also set up the talking points and subjects that will be discussed when the little guys come out.
DITTO, eccentricgamer!!
Same
I have never heard him do a monologue before. He is very funny! I especially love his bit about dogs.
Never realised what a great comedian he was without his puppets. Respect 😅😅😅
When someone asks me why I was loud at a theater watching a comedy movie: 7:02
He's so good at his craft..😂
He is so funny along with all his puppets. 😅
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I miss Jeff Dunham doing monologue. He used to do it at the beginning of his specials and they were hilarious. I have heard the bit about the Prius and Hummer before, but not about the dogs. 🤔😀😄👍
"Anything that bounces when it barks... NOT A DOG". Been quoting this since this special came out. 😂😂😂
It's too bad this clip doesn't get to where he describes taking the Chihuahua for a walk!
Loved it & seeing Jeff without any sticks. I've known Jeff since the 90's & my Warner Bros. days. Great days & always spot-on, great comedy
JD's comedic timing and geniousness is only preceded by his ability to build and fly helicopters. Go figure. (Look it up)
OMG! Jeff sounded just like Peanut for a moment!!!
Funny how that happens. 🙄
@@tanyairwin3695 😉🤣😉
And Achmed
This is his BEST monologue!!!! I wish Netflix still had your other shows on...Minding the Monsters...Arguing with Myself...Controlled Chaos.....And Very Special Christmas Special.
Total agreement with the useless yapping dog....
I just noticed if you pay close attention you can hear the puppets when he talks about certain things like bubba j when he talks about the milage the hummer gets Walter when he gets pissed off about something and peanut when he is frustrated about something
"Thanks for laughing at that one ladies and gentlemen; that's the *stupidest* joke I tell all night..." 😀
"Full" monologue
Leaves out the ending
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This guy is a fkkng GENIUS!!!!! This is the BEST of his monologues!
Jeff-a It's the best vinterlycust 😂 the dumb Chichuachua dog got me laughing my @ss off . Rusty god dog Jeff best friend. You're fighting with daddy
This is one of Jeff's funniest monologues that I have ever seen!!!
loads of exceptional comedians, Jeff for me is above all.
2:40 THPARKLEEEE!
“✨Sparkly~✨…I did that a little too well, didn’t I?”
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My absolute favorite monolog
The best part is missing. With is girl, the leash and the chihuahua.
"The dog paused... she heard a new noise..." :D
The chihuahua on a stick is something we HAVE to see
😂😂😂
Those little dogs aren't dogs they're barking cats 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😅
The guy is hilarious even without the dummies.
That was beyond funny! Thanks gif
Who?
@@tanyairwin3695 His entire monologue!
@@RLTNSPDEMA who are you on about? Who's gif?
@@tanyairwin3695 Jeff Dunham
@@RLTNSPDEMA why didn't you just say that? 🙄
Jeff you are amazing. You always make me laugh.
Really funny Jeff
Love his comedy
You blow a horn in a Prius it sounds like a sneeze . Nice lawn ornament
Rusty is knot right!!!!!
Would love to see his jokes about the cost of fuel for his H1 now....
4:53
Jeff Dunham is the only one who can defeat Ren Hoek! 😂
all I hear are his characters, the little JOSÉ jalapeño "On a stick" and the angry old man WALTER "gas prices suuuuck" and PEANUT
3:22
6:06 my very smart german shepard malinois has does this twice
What does a catapulting chihuahua look like away? 🤔(btw: It's a joke. I don't like seeing animals hurt.)
I'm sure everyone is aware it was a joke, not an endorsement of animal abuse
Don't you hurt that Fur Baby❤❤❤
I Love Jeff Dunham
Jeff is slowly turning into real life walter
Hilarious! Would love to see a chihuahua on a stick, he could be named, umm … Pepito - on a stick!
I've driven in the military the real HMMWV and almost took out a few private as hood ornaments
He’s hysterical
That isn't the Full Monologue. There is over 5 minutes at the end which is missing. The missing part is the funniest.
"Mama, do you know what that GI Joe just said to me?"
Yes, he didn't get back to the part why his wife called him. Thats the best! You know what Peanut said the Prius sounds like... IIIIMMM Gaaaaaaayyyyy
Is Bill...still your Dog...,???? Hahaha
Favorite part of the Monolouge @2:30
I also own a powder blue Prius, though mine is the V model Prius Wagon. Was driving my colleagues to Subway the other day from my office... 50mph getting up to speed on the freeway, our IT guy kept asking if the engine was on.
How do the dogs get on with Achmed? How does Bubba J feel about the Bud Light issue and the Coupons?
There was a missed opportunity there for a kabob/pole vaulting joke
❤❤❤ Love you Jeff ❤️❤️❤️
I had a 140-pound Rottweiler who looks so mean he would scare someone out of the room but if he farted he would definitely clear people out of the room you're funny Jeff but check out JC comedy acts on the world because the world is really funny All Nations all ethnicities all languages hilarious but I can't be racially discriminated on because of the languages the accents like Chinese and German and you know all the others that sound really f****** funny😂
Good morning everyone
😅😅😂 that's funny 🤣
This comedy, unlike that Woke crap they’re trying to shove down our throats now.
Pole-vaulting Chihuahua!!! 😂
Great Video JEFF DUNHAM !!! Jeff , you Really need to do a bit on the E.V.'s of the electric vehicles that burn forever !!! And the E.V. get away vehicle from the Police chase !! And More !!
A three pound, Chea-Wow-Wow ! 🐕😂
Oh yes, Jeff you were extremely funny and totally Hot Looking.
rusty would pee on jeffs wife, that is freaking hilarious
Chis are the most popular puppy ever
Not fair about the bouncing bark... I had a 100lb yellow Lab that bounced when she barked.... she would bark and her front feet left the ground... lol
My dog is a pittie
I have a Hummer she's five foot three and beautiful beep beep
and that's funny
All dogs need homes
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This was NOT the full monologue ......c'mon guys, get it right.
Maybe they had to censor out the part where his wife at the time was calling him gay because he was driving the powder blue Prius, holding a 3-lb Chihuahua, has Christmas decorations on the back of the car, and he makes a living with dolls. After all, homophobia is a real problem. It can... Hurt people's feelings. 😱
Dam he is good. Ya could hear peanuts come out in some of that. The price of fuel part. What ya pay in America per gallon, we pay per litre here in New Zealand.
Depending on where you are in the country, gas prices are currently running anywhere from a shade under $3.00/gal to probably a shade over $5.00/gal.
@@mrz80 the prices here in New Zealand is ridiculous. By the time we convert our currency, change from litre to gallon, we're paying around the $5 per gallon. We used to refine the oil to fuels here. Now we import the whole lot.
@@kenbearsley8322 Prices can vary widely here based on things like how close to an oil refinery and/or distributor the station is, how close to a college or University ("Daddy's credit card - the only reason I can think of for why gas is .10/gal pricier here than anywhere else in Florida 😐 ), or how statist/collectivist/progressive-social-engineering the state and local taxing authorities are (see "California" 😛 ).
@@mrz80 here in auckland (biggest city in New Zealand. We also have storage tanks for fuels here), the price of fuels is stupid. There's around 50 cents difference from the cheapest to the dearest fuels between fuel stations. Once our children get their own car and income, they pay for it. No mum and dad to help out.
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you're amazing! Keep it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is NOT the full monologue. Nice try.
Missing why his wife was laughing at him, and the bit about walking the dogs.
American cars are too big
I dunno, any more most cars in the US are about the same ~mid-size-sedan size and shape. It's the *pickup trucks* that have gotten totally out of hand. Heck, some of 'em are so big they've got longer front blind zones than semi tractors (or even, according to measurements published in one article, and M1 tank!).
@@mrz80 80% of newly registered cars in the US are pickup trucks or SUVs, annually
@@GigachadiusMaximusCaesar Whoa. That high? Had no idea. I guess that explains why I see so many of the fool things out on the road.
3:23 "I got to shift" in a PRIUS ?????? Indeed a stupid joke !!! A PRIUS is an automatic, you don't need to shift! Besides 9 out of ten USA-ers don't even know how to shift !!
I have an automatic Jeep Renegade that allows one to shift gears but I leave it on automatic in the city. I also have an older Jeep Cherokee with a manual transmission, or as I call it "a millennial anti-carjacking device."
...it also is SILENT, and I only spend about $10 a month in gas.
@@williambilyeu9801 Yeah, and .... ? " 9 out of ten USA-ers don't even know how to shift !!" You must be number 10 then !! But I still don't see what this got to do with a PRIUS !!
@@dea9273 Well, that "silent" depends on how fast and how far you drive! $ 10 gas a month means, you don't drive very much!
I myself drive a Toyota RAV4 HYBRID, but it still uses 6,7 liters per 100 km !! When I drive on coutry roads, not faster then 80 km/h it uses 4,9 - 5 liters per 100 km.
That still means 40 - 50 EUROS per month !!!
He's not necessarily being specific to the Prius; he's just saying if you've got a chihuahua in a car with you you're liable to mistake the dog's head for the shifter's knob
I am howling about the Chihuahua. My son has a Chihuahua that 'gums everyone's...she hates everyone. I own a golden that used to play with the Chihuahua. She now refuses to be around that demon!