Life as a Girl Dad: Jeff Dunham
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Jeff Dunham is back with a Christmas Special! He invites Walter, Peanut, Babba J, José Jalapeño, and Achmed the Dead Terrorist to celebrate with him! The only issue? His suitcase gang doesn't quite share the same festive spirit as him! We get to see what Walter thinks of Christmas, more horror stories of his wife, Achmed gets his impersonation skills on and may or may not lose an arm!
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Your little blonde will evolve. My 14 yo blonde daughter was Christmas tree shopping with her little brothers and myself. We found the tree. No employees in sight. Daughter announced she would handle it. She stepped out to the aisle and raised her right index finger. Teenaged boys flock to help us. They tied the tree on top of our van. And that pretty much describes her life since then. Didn’t buy her own drinks. Can charm her way into airline upgrades. She limits her powers to her husband these days ❤️
@lindab.716 - What I find sad is that you actually sound proud of having brought a complete waste of oxygen into this world. But then we are talking about Americans here 🙈
The video clip is part of a special he did in 2008, the daughter is now in her early 30s.
@@rx7782guncannon - my comment was not directed at him. If you look, you will see it was directed to the individual who wrote the long comment about their blond bimbo whom they proudly acknowledge to be an oxygen thief (@lindab.716)
@@Catherine-oe4tp since you seem to comment “only in America “ a lot what great place do you inhabit?
@@lindab.716 - I live in a country that is very far from perfect BUT :
You will not find virtually every second person claiming to have some kind of "mental illness/disorder"
Very few people have the inclination/need to go running to a "therapist" for the slightest little thing
Have never had a school shooting ever, whereas America has had several
I can list so many more but a big one for the me is, how Americans claim to have the best legal system in the world yet many people are against the death penalty "because so many people are on death row due to wrongful convictions". But no-one finds it strange to grab 12 random people off the street and let them decide the outcome of a murder trial and whether a person is guilty or innocent! No-one cares whether these people are educated, illiterate, capable of comprehending medical terms etc. So yes, only in America 😂😂 Let's see if you can guess where I'm from?
In defense of "leashes" on gas caps (LOL) .....I'm old enough to remember leaving gas caps on top of the pump and driving away! 😂
I'm old enough too. I would just rest it on top of the pump until it was done filling up 😂
I wish they had them for oil tops. I used to forget to put oil in my car, and at least once blew out my engine. The last time I did that, I put oil in my car, and left the cap on the engine.
@@kelleyk28 - I did that with a radiator cap, and it fell down under the car...they should have leashes for all caps! 🤣
been there done that, bought the t-shirt
😂 I remember using an old sock once because I had left the gas cap on the trunk! 😂
I was a single dad of two girls and enjoyed this bit accordingly. Jeff sure is talented.
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I love how the mom didn't do anything to help the child.😀😀😀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍
Thank you for the likes.❤
Camera's shaking... Lol
It's a great comment 😂 you reminded me that there is video evidence of me killing a poor innocent praying mantis.. Picture the scene, me around 3 years old with my best friend of the same age, my mum was filming.. my friend screeching at me to "kill it!! KILL IT!!", I proceeded to do so, mum filmed the whole sordid deed and all you can hear behind the camera is my mum calmly saying "aww Catherine, don't do that, that's not nice" whilst continuing to film !! 😳🤨🤦
Even with Walter and his buddies missing, Jeff's great and also the truth of todays kids.
It's from just under 16 years ago, but still relevant
there was still a dummy on stage
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I teach in car drivers Ed. to high school students here in Northeast Ohio. Jeff is spot on in his commentary. Thanks for making me smile and laugh.
Only in America would they even reach high school! Not very bright at all
Well, that was odd to point out. Does the high school also have a truck driver's ed?
@@r0bw00d - It wouldn't surprise me at all if the answer was yes 🤣🤣🤣
The sad part is that every parent is nodding their heads, knowing this is true about their own kids as well.
It's not sad. It's funny. Our kids, when they are old enought to drive, they must take some effort to learn something theirselves. 💪
@karinfend2980 it is sad. Every one knew how to put gas in a car when I was a kid. My daughter was pumping gas for me when she was 8 years old and heres a 16 year old that is clueless.
@@donmunro144Remind me again how you hitch a horse and buggy? It's not sad, it's called "life" and life changes. What was essential knowledge when your daughter was 8 isn't necessarily essential knowledge a generation later.
Before you go throwing stones, maybe think back to all the stupid shit you did as a kid as you were figuring things out.
@RoninXDarknight maybe pathetic is a better word choice.
Pumping gas is not an essential knowledge these days, but knowing the latest Taylor Swift trend may be a 'huge' essential, depending on your point of view. Does that just about sum it up for you or am I hearing you wrong?@@RoninXDarknight
Jeff, I used to drive a thousand miles a week for my job. As a result, I have visited thousands of gas stations in the Western United States. On those visits, I have seen no less than a hundred total gas caps sitting on top of gas pumps. Some of them even had keys attached to them. Obviously, they had a separate set of keys for the car, but you wondered why cars have gas caps with leashes... now you know. 😂
I sure would be responsible fora few but most of my cars had the leash.🤷🏻♂️
You remember a real dirty one, looked like it might have gone to a 1990 Nissan Quest? Just wondering...
Didn't know Jeff ever did straight stand up comedy. Enjoyable.
He always does a solo monologue before bringing out the puppets.
i actually had no idea he had bits of stand up puppet free. This is literally the first I’ve even seen or was even aware of it😅 despite of course knowing about his ventriloquism the whole time. Fascinating!
the majority of his shows though he will start off for a little bit without the puppets before bringing them out.... i imagine this was probably one of those parts
Trust me, if you have teenage children you don't need any props in your act
@@Roamer-yf1euOh so true! 😊
Believe it not this isn’t his funniest bit without his puppets watch the part in Spark of Insanity at the beginning before he brings out his puppets, trust me it’s absolutely hilarious. I die laughing at the part where he calls Chihuahua’s “yapping beenie babies” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@michaelrobertson4896 if thats the one where his daughter is walking the dog…omg! Ive watched that repeatedly and laughed like a nut every time! I love the guys with him, but when hes on his own, i laugh so hard i cant hardly breathe! 😂😂😂
I had 3 girls, thankfully they were raised in another time and I made them take notice to the things of life. Now that they are grown, my wife and I have three Mommies to keep us old folks going. 😅
I loveJeff! Either by himself or with the dummies!
This is every New Jerseyan when they leave the state and have to pump their own gas! 😂
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Here in the UK every gas station (as you call it) is self service. Once on a visit to Scotland I stopped for gas in the middle of no-where and it wasn't. An employe came out of the shop and pumped it for me. It confused the hell out of me...
That's is very true
😂
Sorry to disappoint you, but Not me. Born and raised in Bergen and Warren Counties NJ. I was changing the oil with dad when I was 7 and pumping gas when we went out of state. 🤷🏼♀️
Maybe his daughter should have a long talk with Peanut.
He's phenomenal andI laughed the entire time...
I never get tired of listening to Jeff or the whole group....😊👏👏👏👏
Camera is shaking...
😂. 😂. 😂
😂. 😂
When I was a grown man, my mother was driving and complained about the following cars high beams blinding her, I reached over and flipped the rear-view mirror into night mode, my mother said: "I didn't know you could do that". Moments of amazement!
Too bad my car doesn't have that feature. I have to just put up with it. Really annoying.
Try driving a 1970 Coupe DeVille into a gas station where you don't pump your own gas. Thats funny as hell, "wheres the gas tank?" Its behind the license plate in the rear of the vehicle. I couldnt stop laughing for about five minutes straight as I continued to watch the poor guy walk around the car looking completely dumbfounded.😂
I had an Impala with the tank behind the license plate. I liked it. It didn't matter which way you pulled up to the pump since it was in the middle of the car instead of on one of the sides.
@@grimsoul0my car's gas tank had a top thingie that required a key to open. didn't really matter 99% of the time cause all I had to do to get gas was give the keys to the gas station attendant and he'd do the rest. that was until I went on vacation and had to buy gas. Other drivers took pity on me and helped me. but in one gas station the whole, let's open the gas tank turned into a carnival attraction with several people trying and failing.
This whole event became funnier cause she years later I told my now husband about it, and he asked me why I had never bought another top. my reply to him was, "I could have done that??" it never occurred to be I could have bought a non key replacement top
Even trickier were mid 50's Chevys and Caddilacs that had the gas fill cap behind the left rear tail light. I remember on the caddy, the round reflector on the tail light was a push button that released the latch that held one side in place, the hinge was on the opposite side.
Worked in a gas station as a teen and ended up learning all these tricks ( after being totally baffled)
@@jgsabato my husband is the car expert, and he knows everything about them. me?? well, here's an example of how clueless I am
I went to the gas station once, and the attendant told me, "other side". I didn't really understand why it was important I drove to the other side of the gas pump, but did what he told me. made a u-turn around the gas pump and went to the other side where he then proceeded to say, "other side" again. I figured he was clearly an idiot since I ran out of other sides by then, so went to another gas station. this time I lucked out and pulled up the right way. was then I figured out the attendant had been trying to tell me my gas tank was on the other side of the car. And, if you going to ask me if I didn't know the gas indicator light inside has an arrow pointing to which side the gas tank is in? didn't know that one either. All I knew about cars is the battery light looks like a lego piece, and the oil lamp looks like a jeanie lamp
@@Jerseybytes2 ha! Good one there Earl!
Papa owned/operated a small heavy equipment business. I remember 'Helping' him from my earliest years (Handing/receiving tools, then doing other things as I learned). Before I was ten I knew all about fueling, lubing, changing tires, off-road/recovery techniques, and was/had already been 'Helping' rebuild Cat diesel engines and related. Papa made damned sure all four of us 'Kids' knew how to operate a MANUAL vehicle (Anything with wheels!), and to take care of/respect them, before we were ever allowed to actually buy one of our own.
Thank you, Papa! You were a great Father/Teacher!
Mr. Dunham,
Thank YOU, good Sir! You bring laughter into the world, even if at times it's at our own expense, it's all in good fun!
That's a rare talent these days, and VERY appreciated!
Just seen this video and my sides hurt with laughing. This man is pure genius in more ways than 1. Absolutely fantastic. Would love to see him.
im 22 years old and this is actually how i am learning about filling up before i actually get a car.
Just remember when you look at the gas gauge and see an arrow by the pump it's pointing to the side of the car you fuel it/pump gas.
This is my favorite Jeff Dunham ham story he has told
I used to pump gas in my younger years, some 50 years ago, and people did the same thing when they tried to pump their gas. And many would leave with the gas cap still sitting on the pump, or on the top of the car. We had quite a collection of caps. Even had some trying figure out how to put oil in the engine through the dip stick tube. Had to show them the cap that said oil on it.
Ah yes the 710 liquid...
I once checked my oil level, and then could not find the dip stick hole anymore. Some other dad helped me. I just could not find it anymore, it was dark and rainy..
@@Marc-ox7fy, I've been in that predicament quite often myself. I do regular maintenance checks on our department vehicles, & we have an older 15-passenger van with the dipstick handle far in the back of the engine compartment, near the firewall at a 45 degree angle. The dipstick is about three feet long, with a spiral twist on the lower half, & as flexible as half-cooked spaghetti. In low light, or with sun shining in your eyes, it's almost impossible to see the tube end well enough to get the darn thing back in, plus it always wants to wave & flex all over the place. You usually wind up having to use your weak hand as a guide to get it inserted, & sometimes keep it from flexing while you push it in, so I always have to wear rubber gloves. And that's only on a cold engine, doing it while the engine was running or even still hot would be a seriously dangerous enterprise. I'm pretty sure that's been made much more user friendly on newer models.
now a days you get hieroglyphics on oil caps like everything else and kids are like why is there a genie lantern on the oil cap.
I hear you there. Everyone needs pictures. Otherwise they would have to have 3 pages with oil written in every language on the planet.
I so hope this is true. Also hope she was shown the tape at her wedding.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have various photos and videos saved for both my children for that occasion!
All the while mom was thinking this will be good content for Jeff. And I'm here watching it now 🤣
What a good comedian's wife!
@@hinoron6528 Ex wife now.
@@jennix8666 (Checks the air date) Yes, 2008. This would be in reference to his first wife, Paige Brown, and their children. They divorced in the same year this aired.
He remarried in 2012, to Audrey Murdick (and they had twin boys).
I guess I never really think about him as a divorced man.
brings back memories of teaching my kids to drive and fill car at gas station. i had to virtually force them to learn to drive my kids just figured somebody would drive them around their whole lives LOL
Need more of this!
What makes this even funnier is that I have suffered through this.
What’s more, the kid couldn’t find her way across town!
Did she have trouble finding the bathroom?
This is so good
As much as I love his little friends, Jeff doesn't do enough straight standup.
Perfect!😂
After working as a gas pump attendant for a year, this really made me laugh as I encountered people just like this... omg lol...
This is pure gold Jeff!!! 😂 👍
Too many people keep forgetting about the gas cap
Well, there didn't used to BE a leash on it, OR a rack on the inside of the little door to hang it. For years, people unscrewed the cap, set it on the roof of their car, fill their tank, pay (or visa versa) and then get in their car and drive off. If they're REALLY lucky, they'll remember about the cap in time to drive back to the gas station and hopefully still find it on the ground somewhere. I once went back the following day, asked the guy behind the counter about it, and he pulled out a box full of them. "Toyota? Try this one. If not, maybe this one here."
There are probably several valid reasons for why they provide a leash and the mounting bracket on the inside of the gas lid. First, cars have more sloped shapes, which makes it hard to keep a gas cap from sliding or rolling off somewhere. Second, many drivers, if they were to drop the cap, would be unsuited to look under the car and try to retrieve it. But most of all, third, I would say it’s because more and more cars have it so that if you do not put the gas cap back on, the computer will register an error because the cap serves as a way of preventing fuel fumes from escaping yet allows air in to keep the tank pressure equalized. Making it hard to simple replace the cap if it’s lost.
To keep from losing my gas cap, I just put it in the car with me. At least I can't lose it that way.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I absolutely love Jeff I’m dying laughing
Hysterical
Your the best!
Thanks Jeff for this video you always make me laugh especially when I need it Thanks.
I just love this video! Just hilarious!
a man, I used to sneak the car out when I was 14, and always put gas back in it and many times unscrewed the odometer cable. 1978 dodge aspen. kids have it way too easy now :)
Simply genius.
i wonder if that video is somewhere on youtube
Absolutely one of his very best bits!! A shame that the clip doesn't start a bit earlier and end a bit later.
Love these ones!!😂😂😂😂
Jeff Dunham is funny as fuck - been a fan for over 15 years - funny as hell. got 4 of his specials on my hard drive. Still watch them now.
He’s too funny
seen the full show of this lmao jeff is a very funny man and a great vent
My Dad had the opposite experience. I changed the gas & all of a sudden my Dad looked disappointed. It was then I realized he was filming. Confused I asked about it. He said “forget it”. After I finished & got in the car he asked “where did I learn how to do that?” Confused I just said “I’ve watched you do it for years.” Thinking it was a no brainer. Until I got to school and found out all my friends didn’t know how to change the gas nor where anything was in our town.
Being observant, and aware of the world around you will get you further in life than the ignorance of your schoolmates. Good for you. Keep it up.
Amazing this guy really is
I was at his show in Las Vegas last year and he told us that some of the stuff would be coming out in his next special, which would be released around Valentine’s Day. This story was one of the ones he told. I only had to hear the opening line of this video and I knew exactly where it was going 😎
This is one of my favorites!
That's the new world 😂😂😂😂
(Slow clap.) 👏 👏 👏
He needs to send that girl to the auto parts store and have her ask for blinker fluid. 😏
Yeah and ask for a can of elbow grease too😂
As a single father of 4 daughters, this is all too accurate. We lost their mom in a truck/auto wreck when youngest daughter was 18 months old.
The last 3 vehicles I've had dont even have a gas cap anymore. LOL
This is my 1st time I've seen you doing comedy, without your little friends! I absolutely love you shows!!
Having more than once set the cap on top of the pump, pumped 35 gallons and during that time forgot what I had done with the capm and just drove off and then had to drive back to retrieve the cap, I do prefer the leash, especially now that I am actually old. Lack of cap memory once caused me to burn off two gallons of the gas that I had just bought because I had to cross a toll bridge 3 times in total before I could make progress on my way back home several states away.
Wonder if AOC is his daughter’s friend.
Well, Jaguar got fancy and decided to help the people at the gas pumps. So when you take your gas cap off, there's a Magnet on the door that holds the gas cap. Holy crap how about that!
When I was a kid, I can recall seeing gas caps that had a somewhat "T"-shaped handle, & a slotted bracket on the inside of the fuel door to hold it. But that was forty-plus years ago, & I haven't a clue as to what maker may have done so.
Young lady at work just got her first car...and had to call her mom to come get her the other day. You guessed it: she ran out of gas. It never crossed her mind to look at her dash display, or ask her parents anything about her car. She's clueless about cars, and is probably going to learn about them the hard way, by driving this one until it seizes. It's used, and paid for, but I don't understand how a car can be so critical and so invisible at the same time.
I learned how to put gas in my parents' vehicles when I was about 13. Imagine being from one of those states that don't let customers fill their own gas tanks go to a state that is self-service and watch a teenager or even full adult try to fill their gas tank for the first time. The comedy would write itself.
The camera is shaking...lol. Implied humor is the best.
It's quite funny laugh out loud😅
And these are our future adults. Oh, yay!
I will never forget the day we gave a push mower to each of our teen girls and proceeded to watch them push them in opposite directions and choose totally random paths of travel and none of the paths were straight ....😂 And my girls are smart...
Rolls On the Floor Laughing!!! :)
"Camera shaking" ❤😂😂😂
Got a 14 year old and he's been watching me pump gas for a year now. He'd ask me questions and what buttons to press. Most times now if he's with me, I'll just get him to do it.
he does the teenage girl voice so well.
That was incredibly funny! It was priceless! Lol! 6:22
I’m gonna make sure my little girl knows how to fill up a car before she turns 8 lol
I have the dvd with this on it and even though I love the guys; his family stories are also wonderful.
😂😂😂😂 Parents earn the right to this cruelty. They earn it. 😂😂😂😂😂BWAHAHAHAHAHA
This guy is brilliant!!
I love his show.
When my second daughter started driving, loaned my car, called me and asked 'how do you put gas in the car?'
Thought maybe watched me 'over time.' Nope. 😉
That was after left rear door, a 4 door car, open and I was backing out of apartment parking place. Yep, crunch the door right into the pole!
Can we say 'bungy cord' then get the cash to fix!
Then locked keys in car I let use, she was at work, called me. Oh, I had fun. She was a store food store courtesy clerk, so I walked in, had her paged and I said loud and clear:
'Triple A here!'
Oh, the look I got,with a slight smile.
I never did,do lockouts. Too prideful.
Always an extra set of keys.
She knew that. Me oh, the good 'ol days! 😂 🥰
So sad but right
It is a scientific fact that when children hit fifteen, their intelligence drops by on average about 60%. And it does not rise again until their twenty-sixth birthday. The exact number varies by a number of factors, including a very minor (and highly debated) variable with sex, a bigger with hair color, and far more than any other, popularity. Unfortunately, being blonde manages to hit all of these simultaneously.
I taught my kids how to change a tire, the car battery, check the oil, tires, etc.
My daughter does it because her husband was never taught this by his father. He is happy to learn basic things from me.
That's some great parenting. More parents need to do that. There should be a basic safety and knowledge pre-qualification test on the basics (including actually changing a tire, successfully), before even being able to apply for a license to drive a car. There's too many clueless people on the road.
Anybody else distracted by the giant belt buckle he has... on his belt?
Honestly? I truly think in another generation (or two) "counter-clockwise" will be a meaningless term!
Because no on ALIVE will have SEEN the FACE of a non-digital clock!
Love it. That was a good video 😅
I'm a dumb blonde as well and even I knew that you had to hold the damn lever down to get the gas to pump! The shocking part of my gas filling days was when I went to new Jersey for the first time and I got yelled at for trying to fill my own gas tank!
Scares me that people forget their caps like that, it's a safety feature for fume containment.
Oh my God...my daughter is 10. I oughta teach her now
Jeff is she still talking to you very funny keep the laughs coming 🤣
From LONG ISLAND........
I'm reminded of a Bruce Willis movie and want to take a quote from that movie and change it to: "I see stupid people."
This is so true and funny!!! I laughed so hard!!! Big hugs from Belinda Greene
There was always a display of gas caps left behind at the gas station. Of course there was also theft of gas caps. lol
In this instance, doing nothing to help is NOT cruel. It's tough love which always has the best(and often most hilarious) results.
That's hilarious
Great storyteller
Jeff Dunham is hilarious
I guess my parents prepared me well.
He is very funny and cute ❤😂😅
It's sad but there really are young people like that. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thats just good parenting right there.
That was super cute.
My 3 nieces all turn 16 this year. I started working with them on this process at about 13, almost 14. 2 have/had school permits so that meant even earlier.
Ha ha lefty lucy. Ha ha. Ha ha you are too funny.
And to think that kids like that will someday start voting...
😱
Well, Jeff's wife was right in saying that the video would be a good source of new material for his show.