Scary Daughter, Scarier Dad: Jeff Dunham
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Jeff Dunham is back with a Christmas Special! He invites Walter, Peanut, Babba J, José Jalapeño, and Achmed the Dead Terrorist to celebrate with him! The only issue? His suitcase gang doesn't quite share the same festive spirit as him! We get to see what Walter thinks of Christmas, more horror stories of his wife, Achmed gets his impersonation skills on and may or may not lose an arm!
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Jeff could do a comedy show even without his puppets and it would be hilarious
i think you did not hear/ see the bit where he is telling stories about his small dog who is "peeping" on his neighbors through few feet / maybe 2 meter wooden fence and is practicing to assassinate them XD ... [Buddy the Peeping Dog] ....
"To answer your question, yes, she's blond."
Camera cuts to a blond woman.🤣🤣🤣
I love Jeff's monologues. His stories are always so funny. 🤣
The fact you can hear someone in the crowd going "oh noooo!" when Jeff mentions the candy bowl makes it better XD
They can tell exactly where it's going
COULD YOU IMAGINE HOW HE TREATS HIS DAUGHTERS BOYFRIENDS WHO HE HATES?
He probably destroyed them in his comedy routine. 😂
@@robaroy2269 I was thinking about him saying some bad things about him and his wife?
He will hate them all bc not one will ever be good enough for his little girls. And he'll probably have the minpin shark attack them. 😂😂😂
The fuel pump one is so funny that the editor put in twice 😂😂
With or without the puppets he is a master
I loved the one about his dog and the shark outfit. I would have loved to seen it.
I put the gas cap on the driver's seat, car or motorcycle, so I remember to put it back when I sit on it. Works every time.
He is so funny like him he makes me laugh 😂🤣
Reminds me of when I was teaching my nieces how to drive. My oldest niece was a breeze. Her dad and I started teaching her when she like 8 or 9 which is when I learned. My brother daughters on the other hand? Their mom thought it was ridiculous to let them learn that early. So they didn’t. And turned into a ball of nerves. So she had me teach them. Their oldest learned fairly quickly. Her younger twin sisters however were not. We were in their mom’s car which was a manual. Beth couldn’t figure out for the life of her what a clutch was for. And Kaia couldn’t grasp the use of the gear shift. So she drove around in 2nd for a good 20 minutes before realizing that something was off. Thank God we were in an empty field. Other wise she might’ve set shit on fire or something.
Speaking of daughters' first driving. My older daughter ran into a car, leaving the DMV she hit the car next to us. Then my younger daughter started driving. The first dozen or so times she drove to school, she had an accident. However, none were her fault. She is cute & the boys that were part of the accident took the blame. WOW! just WOW!
I use to own and drive my own 18 wheeler cross country. So I started teaching my daughter how to drive when she was about 13. My mother lived about 20 miles to the South of us and the road there was a 2 lane state road. So we hop in the car and drive down to moms, walk in mom's house.
Mom: " How was the drive down?"
Me: " It was OK."
Daughter: " Dad let me drive all the way down!!!"
Mom: " You what?"
Me: " She drove all the way down."
Mom: " And what is the police caught you?"
Me: " She could offer to give them driving lessons."
@@samuelschick8813I learned to drive on a tractor when I was about 9. One time my grandpa and I were on a hunting trip. I was about 11 and he managed to sprain his wrist while cleaning a deer and couldn’t steer very well. So he had me drive all the way into town to the ER. Then about halfway home from there. My grandma just about tore him a new ass for letting me drive.
@@samuelschick8813😂 My daughter learned to drive on our farm at 11 with my grandparents old 51 for Paddy Wagon! 😊
Girls are powerful and pretty girls make waves wherever they go! ❤
So your daughter can kill someone and because she is cute get a boy to take the blame. Interesting.
My son almost ran over me the first time we took him driving. My husband was in the passenger seat. I was standing 20 ft away next to a school bus. My son put the car in reverse thinking it was drive and slammed on the gas. I dove out of the way into the grass with a barrel roll and fortunately the bus driver was paying attention because the bus suddenly and Swift reversed also. Car missed front of bus by inches. Son and husband got out the car white as ghosts thinking they killed me. I was laying in the grass laughing so hard i was crying. Lesson learned. 😂. Son also destroyed mailbox while learning how to drive residential side streets. Had to pay to replace and help install. At least the homeowner was understanding about it.
I am so glad I am a brunette! I watched my parents fill up our car because i wanted to know. They call that curiosity and I've always had a lot of it! 😆 🤣 😂
not alot these days :))
Because I grew up in the late 50ies and 60ies, I SAW gas station attendants actually put gas in my parent's car so I knew the mechanics of that BUT the first car I ever rode in was a 1956 Chevy Bel Air 4 door. My father bought it the same year I was born. It had HUGE tail fins on the back fenders AND because some engineer thought a gas cap was ugly, the filler pipe was hidden in the tail light assembly of the driver's side fin! There was a hidden latch that you turned and actually opened the tail light like a door to get to the gas cap! It was REAL fun to watch the station attendant search ALL OVER the car for the place to fill the tank!
That would be a 57, not a 56.
@@jerrybrooks870 NOPE, A brand new 1956, 4 door Chevy Bel Air, Turquoise Blue and White! Dad took delivery in April of 56 and I was born in June. It was the family car until about 1969 when he traded it in on a Rambler that had a push button transmission.
My first car was a 69 Plymouth that had the filler behind the license plate.
@@pithicus52 I had a 66 Fury but I think the filler was out in the open BUT I do NOT remember exactly. When I got it it was 1974 and I do remember putting a locking gas cap on it.
"You'd think..." 😂😂😂😂
Got one 4 you. Was jump starting my daughter's car with my fiancé mother's car using jumper cables. Told my son in law's brother to get in his mom's car and Rev the engine... NO BODY WAS HOME UPSTAIRS as he had no idea what the heck I was talking about! "I don't drive was his excuse..." But you play racing games, right? You hit the peddle to go faster and it boost the engine, right? That's called reving! Even his mom didn't know what I meant when I said to rev the engine. (No, she wasn't blond!)
Been to gas stations where there was 20 gas caps on top of the pump and every time my wife forgot to put the cap back on I'd go to that gas station put 20 dollars in and grab a cap that fit
ghost in the shell !
😂😂😂 love the way you can make fun at and with your family. Totally priceless!!
5:41 Yea, my dad just recently taught me how to fill up a truck with gas, it’s pretty simple but that’s because I’m in love with this truck 😂😂😂
He's great even without the puppets
What puppiets?
@@hollandzbunz4000he's a ventriloquist
Knew a woman once who said she knew how to fill her gas tank. One day she pulled into a self serve to fill up, opens the door to the tank, removes the nozzle. She then turns on the pump and stands about 2 feet away from the car, presses the nozzle trigger and tries to spray the gas into the tank from 2 feet away. Needless to say she washed the side of her car with gasoline. Turned out her idea of knowing how to fill up her gas tank was pulling into a full service and have someone else do it.
@@geneericname7138, It is still illegal to pump your own gas in New Jersey. As for Oregon, it varies from county to county. But the woman lived in Indiana where you have always been allowed to pump your own gas.
That has to be in yankee land. People in the south have a lick of sense
@@John-fj9oh, "People in the south have a lick of sense"
I doubt that very much after having lived there before. One reason being the schools were teaching the subjects say in the 10th grade that were taught in the 7th or 8th grade up north.
@fredbrandon1645, My father's 3rd wife made a box of rocks look smart. Living in farm country, we could not go anywhere without seeing barns. So we get in the car and off we would go, say to the big city 20 miles away. Dad would see a barn off the road:
Dad: " Hey Pat, you see that big red thing over there in the field?"
Pat: " Yes Dale."
Dad: " you know what that is?"
Pat: No Dale, what is it?"
Dad: " It's a big red thing in a field."
Go down the road and dad would see something else and the whole thing would repeat itself round trip every few minutes.
But the best was when she would drive to town with us kids and needed oil. Back then it was full service. So she pulls up and the guy comes running out:
Gas attendant: " Can I help you?"
Pat: " I need oral."
GA with shocked looked: " Pardon me?"
Pat: " I need oral."
This would go on for a few minutes, with us laughing our asses off, until she told us to tell him what she wanted.
" She says she needs oil." The woman could not say "oil" but for some unknown reason always pronounced it with a "R", "Oral."
@@samuelschick8813that's great in Australia you have to fill our own 4x4 or car. People do put the wrong fuel in there cars.
Get her a car with wind down windows 😆
Life is not only stranger than fiction it's so much more funny also.
Like how people do what I call the "redneck road race" around the pumps because they just can't figure out which side of the car the gas filler is on. Takes them way too long to figure out that they have to pull up and have the pump on the other side of the car. Also, there was a girl that put diesel in her not diesel car (nozzle designed not to fit in non-diesel gas fillers) by holding it upside down and holding it in the filler opening. She had to leave it at the station for the mechanics to drain the gas tank the next morning.
So friggin funny , lol 😂
Jeff is the best!
New Show
Jeff and the new improved "Family Affair"
Fabulous stories!!
Hilarious!!!
Best comedian in the world!!!
❤ I love Jeff Dunham
His monologues are sometimes better than his puppets! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Love the back drop, love you and all the friends you hang with
Omg😂 I cant breathe im laughing sooo hard
He should have had puppets of his kids….then tell the stories…lol
Great idea !
At the 12:50 mark, love the Peanut toy the guy has.
What a story teller.
Thanks, LOL!
As someone that worked at a service/gas station, Jeff's story isn't the dumbest thing I've seen people do at gas pumps.
It feels incomplete without the puppets. Watched the whole video waiting for achmed or Walter to make an appearance.
As I began to watch this video I suspected this was what was going to happen and so thankfully I can fast forward 10 seconds at a touch and about the halfway point I knew it's time to delete.
OMG so funny! I’ve only seen the puppets! Never saw the stand up! Fantastic!!!!!
he should have got all of those stories on film that would make a good half hour show
Thanks Jeff for sharing this video lol it was so funny.
I taught my daughters to drive a straight drive pickup...talk about an adventure. I was told something about a fence and a flowerbed. After I woke up in the ER.
I remember making my truck driver father bust a gut when I very seriously asked him if an automatic transmission meant it had a bent stick. Keep I mind, my parents didn't get an automatic car until I was about 12, and I think I was about 6 or 7 when I asked the question. My grandmother had just gotten a new automatic car due to arthritis so I had no idea what the difference was. I just overheard a conversation and was puzzled.since all our vehicles til then were stick shift!
173 👍's up Jeff Dunham thank you for sharing 🤗
The god of puppetry
That would be George Lucas. Look up Scorch 😂
Jim Henson!
My dad had 1971 ford LTD land yacht that he taught me how to drive in. On the highway, in town, on the curvy roads of Smokey mountain parkway, and on little bitty one lane roads of gravel. That’s when I learned how to pump gas. When I bought my first car at 16 he wouldn’t let me drive it until I could change a tire, change the oil, test and add oil, add power steering fluid,add brake fluid, top off the radiator, apply jumper cables properly, test and add air to the tires. So when I drove it the first time it had all new fluids, filters, and proper tire pressure. He did the same thing with my brothers. Saved money on oil changes,and road assistance, and mechanics until about 2000 when everything became technologically beyond me.
To be fair to Jeff's daughter, that spring thing on the end of gas nozzles is a newer thing and not every gas station has them. Hell, I've NEVER seen them at any gas station I've been to, and I've been to multiple ones in Iowa, Colorado, Illinois, and Wisconsin.
Additionally, not every gas pump has the little latch that locks the handle lever in place, especially older ones.
Some of this on repeat
Who the hell edited this video? Same story twice?
We owe it to society to teach basic life skills to our kids as soon as possible. How to cook, how to do laundry, how to wash dishes, & how to put gas in a car. Hopefully they've already learned personal hygiene.
My brother and I were pumping gas (under direct supervision) at about 7 or 8. Course this was back in the seventies. By the time we were 10 or so, Mom would get us started and go in to pay as soon as we shut the pump off. We had to run to get inside if we wanted a treat cuz once the check was written, that was it. No extras! Lol
😂😂😂
I used to teach drivers Ed. Did it for 15 years. I am now a gray hair old lady.
Was the double-take put in to appease some algorithmic shenanigans or just plain laziness? Good show by Jeff btw...
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Your daughters must hate you. 🤣
I helped pump a few times when I was younger.... because 1980s you'd be curious or bored no in between at the gas pump.
It's strange to hear the voice of the puppets coming out of his mouth for a moment
🤣
He's a good comedian and ventriloquist...
This has me wondering, when and how did I ever learn to fill up the gas tank. When I was a kid, my parents would sometimes have get out of the car to fill the tank, but I don't remember them actually teaching me how to do it. In fact, now that I think about it, gas pumps have changed a bit over the decades, and I while I have come across a few that did confuse me for a bit, (with the exception of the pump not working) it's never taken more than a few seconds to figure out the issue.
Sounds like a fellow New Jerseyian. A lot of us don't know how to pump gas when we're out-of-state (it's illegal to pump your own gas in NJ).
If your daughter watches this 😊 she wouldn’t talk to you ever again would she ?
12:26 My daughter at the age of five knew everything that was going on. I remember her first power wheels, she drove it like a pro and even put her arm around the passenger seat as she backed it up! 10 years later... stupid! WTF happened to our kids!
As funny as Jeff is with the dummies, he may be even funnier without them!
Poor doggy
I had to teach my daughter how to drive at 15 and had her drive illegally because my son is mentally disabled and every time I dropped my daughter off somewhere my son would beat me up. So for months she drove illegally with no problems. She got her drivers license and got pulled over for driving 65 in a 45 and had friends in her car when she wasn’t supposed to have for 6 months. 😂
that gas cap leash is for people like my exwife who would drive off with the gas cap on the roof of the car.
I watched a young lady try to put gas in a Tesla!
😂😂😂😂
Is this your first video edit? Good lord! 🤣😂🤣😂
The gas cap leash was required for the number of men I saw drive off with the cap still sitting on the roof, where they put it..... The orange plastic replacement caps were a big thing
Auto parts stores about had a collective hissy fit when the car makers put that little leash on the gas caps. The simple act of tethering the cap to the car cost them 1 billion dollars per year in lost sales because of idiots misplacing the cap when fueling their cars.
Funny
When my brother finally got his first car he totaled it and 2 more with in a year.
Why tell it twice?
"I'm an asshole! Ha ha ha." 🙄
I was young and I thought I would fill up the car although I didn't know the difference between gas and water the engine burst into flames in my dad's face...
Cut off the end of the story; when it came time to pay at the pump with the credit card, that, the daughter knew how to do. Jeff had to rewind and slow down the video to follow the actions the daughter was so fast, smooth, and practiced at swiping with a credit card.
Now my question is, did that video ever make it to youtube?
My grandpa Hill teaches my mom how and changing her tires and a few things in fixing on a car
A toilet in the master bedroom 🤔
I don't want a wife....let it go
How much did you have to pay your daughter.........................😅😅😅😅...to let you do this BIT..about her ?
I never learned to drive at 16...and i never learned to drive as i got older (nor at the age i am now or will be this month) ..why? Not because im scared or anything..
Its because i dont want to with all the racing games i play..my brain would be like 'oooh a car..imma go fast!' >w> (yes..ik its silly but still)
There was a girl in my old town at a fuel station who filled the radiator with water . The car was a VW beetle , rear mount air cooled engine . There is a cap on the top of the engine , must be for water , right ?
Did she get to the edge of the gas station driveway or a couple of blocks away when the engine went to a better life? 😅
I am a very odd child in that when I was 21 is when I learn to first words out of the instructor's mouth was how many accidents as a passenger have you been in.... And I said well since I'm 4 and 1/2 years old I have been in an accident with one parent or another or as a passenger in a bus I said long story short I can't really remember a time in like 5 years that I wasn't in a car accident as a passenger... His reply was ah I see that explains why your knuckles are white and why you are having a bit of a problem getting the gas on you're not very comfortable with the idea of driving a car, and I said you're right I'm worried that somebody's going to ram into me because most of those accidents I was in except for one or two I got rammed and like I said the earliest one was when I was 4 and a half years old. It took more than 27 lessons to get me past and passing my driver's license I did it on the first shot which was considered a rarity because the cop who was in charge of it usually has a habit of taking people to what are called blind spots and they usually all fail I'm the only person who didn't fail becauseI came to a complete stop and then slowly inched past so I could see beyond the blind spot and nobody else had done that and then once I could see that there's nobody coming I sped across. I'm the only person who ever passed on the first try with that police officer being in the car in fact when I came back I got an applause from all the other cops who said you have no idea this guy never passes anybody nobody ever gets passed on the first try if you got passed on the first try you must really be a good driver. I did not have the heart to tell any of them that it's because I'm scared of being rammed. As for putting gas in a car, I have from the very start always be the one who makes sure that there is gas in the car you may ask why well I'll tell you Arizona and the heat of Arizona and having lived overseas as well there are places you do not want to run out of gas... Having been a kid with parents who had a habit of not always checking the gas tank on time I can tell you you learn from being a kid with the experience of having to be the appendage that sees what happens when there is no gas in a gas tank. So I have never been one of those to forget to fill up my car or my mother's car for that matter, that maybe because I'm just very very different,
Not sure why the gas station bit is in here twice, it’s funny enough but not twice…
U made a scuff6:50 8:54
Video repeats.
bulliyng a small pinchers, is not a nice thing to do.
You should teach your children how to drive at 12 or 13 it’s all on you
which wife? first or second?
Someone is using his name on Facebook!!!!!
As of today, I've only had one accident that was partially my fault. Me and another backing out (me) pulling out a spot (her) at the same time. Didn't see her and she didn't honk. My corolla took no damage, not even a scratch on the paint. I'm 19. Driving isn't that hard
@laugh society, you made a mess of this video....
Learn to edit you put the same clip twice
Nice, but learn some basic editing please.
Where are the puppets?
Love Jeff Dunham but don't enjoy it at all when a content creator, whether by accident or on purpose to stretch the length of the video, repeats a whole section of the show. Bugs the crap out of me for some stupid reason...
Do you guys know how to make new content instead of reposting old garbage?