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  • @RussianReactionReviews
    @RussianReactionReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

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    • @THE_REAL_VELIKAN
      @THE_REAL_VELIKAN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🙋🏽‍♂️hi, if you don't mind me asking are you single?

    • @shinowilberg1982
      @shinowilberg1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Been to Russia twice.. Nice in St. P.. Got kinda taken back at your beauty 😇☺️..
      Also.. The rest of his show is also hilarious

    • @ItachisVow
      @ItachisVow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think your really pretty. Just saying👌🏼

    • @chriscurlew710
      @chriscurlew710 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't like it

    • @John2r1
      @John2r1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@THE_REAL_VELIKAN You stole my line lol.

  • @nahnotsomuch2292
    @nahnotsomuch2292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1595

    "Why he is naked?"
    Because Bert. That's why.

    • @RussianReactionReviews
      @RussianReactionReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Making sense the more I know

    • @JanuszPea
      @JanuszPea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      “Why is he naked?”
      I laughed so hard. I forgot not everyone knows about Burnt Crystals

    • @whitecarnage5063
      @whitecarnage5063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@JanuszPea Bart Chrysler

    • @Yugioh420
      @Yugioh420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@RussianReactionReviews he is also known as bert without a shirt. He used to sweat a lot so when he sweat threw his shirt one night he just said fuck it and took it off. When he did the place erupted with applause so now that's how he starts his stand up routines

    • @RussianReactionReviews
      @RussianReactionReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lol that’s awesome ! You have to love his comfort level

  • @Vipre-
    @Vipre- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    The Machine went to Russia and you were born a year later...yep that checks out.

    • @RussianReactionReviews
      @RussianReactionReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Hahaha 🤔

    • @F1rstWorldNomaD
      @F1rstWorldNomaD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Underrated comment 🤣

    • @AsadoMao
      @AsadoMao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It would be an honor to bear the child of The Machine

    • @novaalkronthe1st910
      @novaalkronthe1st910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I want to know if the Russian he was with watched this

    • @kingjellybean9795
      @kingjellybean9795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Real question was how old was her mom when she was born.... Was she a minor?

  • @MrCuDaigh
    @MrCuDaigh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2424

    Former classmates of his have confirmed this actually happened even including photos online

    • @RussianReactionReviews
      @RussianReactionReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      Isn’t that crazy lol

    • @MrCuDaigh
      @MrCuDaigh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@RussianReactionReviews the van wilder film is also based on his life in college

    • @georgehantzopoulos5062
      @georgehantzopoulos5062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      @@RussianReactionReviews He was also in Rolling Stones magazine when he was in college because he was voted the top partier of the #1 party school.

    • @RussianReactionReviews
      @RussianReactionReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      What’s the number 1 party school in America ?

    • @georgehantzopoulos5062
      @georgehantzopoulos5062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@RussianReactionReviews I'm not sure if it still is but I believe at the time it was Florida State University.

  • @billc5676
    @billc5676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I also was a Russian language student that travelled there around this time. The mafia stuff was as pervasive as he describes. I didn't have all of those adventures, but also partied with Mafia types.

    • @digitalsalsas
      @digitalsalsas 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I went to St. Petersburg as an American student in 2012, had a lot of fun.

  • @qtip4747
    @qtip4747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1955

    Bert will enjoy this reaction.....mostly because of the dog.

    • @taylorduncan5703
      @taylorduncan5703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Lmao she won’t get it

    • @pointlessopinion611
      @pointlessopinion611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Brutal lol the bulldog is also entertaining

    • @ricbogart1968
      @ricbogart1968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      LOL Does Bert like dogs?

    • @michiganhooligan
      @michiganhooligan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@ricbogart1968 He doesn't just like them, he loves them...more than a man ever should. 😉

    • @spudfairbanks2172
      @spudfairbanks2172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Idk if she's keeping them high and tight yet. Probably low and loose.

  • @phasedoutbullet
    @phasedoutbullet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I definitely love the fact that she explains that Bert said “working with cat” before she heard the end of the joke! Love the reaction from a beautiful Russian lady! Classic! This video made my day better! Thank You!

  • @nightbane727
    @nightbane727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    He has horrible stage anxiety and becuase of that plus the heat of the stage lights he was always bothered by sweating through his shirt so he started taking it off and it helped his comfort immensely

    • @jeffreyla74
      @jeffreyla74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      When's the last time you saw a machine wearing a shirt?

    • @GrrillaFinger
      @GrrillaFinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Made up story
      Edit: your story that is *

    • @Snowride1080
      @Snowride1080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I watch 3 different podcasts Bert is on every week. “2 Bears 1 Cave”, “Bertcast”, & “The Bill Bert Podcast”. He had stated numerous times that he use to completely sweat through his shirts and that’s part of why he won’t ever wear one. He hasn’t worn a shirt on stage in years. He’s been doing drive in stand up shows outside during the pandemic and said multiple times he’s been shirtless in 30 degree weather.

    • @ice-iu3vv
      @ice-iu3vv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@GrrillaFinger um, he's correct. and you obviously dont know what youre talking about. so why accuse someone of making stuff up when they arent . could you be a....troll?

    • @well_as_an_expert_id_say
      @well_as_an_expert_id_say 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bruh where did you ever hear that lol even on his pod a couple weeks ago he told the story of how it started

  • @MrKirkism
    @MrKirkism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    that story is actually mostly true. he has shown some pictures from st petersburg with igor and since I live in a ex-soviet country and my dad was always taking train trips there before and after the breakup of the union, I asked him about that, he said they had to pay off the mafia every time so their instruments would not get stolen on the train and that милиция was in it with the gangs.

  • @lizardkingof1968
    @lizardkingof1968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    The Ryan Reynolds comedy movie Van Wilder was based on Bert's college days...true fact 😬

    • @RussianReactionReviews
      @RussianReactionReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I’m going to check the movie out this weekend . :-) thank you

    • @robertmiller-nw4mk
      @robertmiller-nw4mk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@RussianReactionReviews this is actually mostly a true story his class from that trip have talked about it

    • @matthewlee567
      @matthewlee567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@robertmiller-nw4mk I remember that he told the actual story with the real names on a Joe Rogan podcast a long time ago when it first started going viral.

    • @Leviathandk
      @Leviathandk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its also a kind of McLovin story :D

    • @BallBatteryReligion
      @BallBatteryReligion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@matthewlee567 yeah I liked hearing that one. He spruced it up for the stage but the real story made me realize how scary it would actually be.

  • @RealRuler2112
    @RealRuler2112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I heard in one of his interviews that he meant to say "I am the man!", but that the words for man & machine in Russian are very close phonetically and he screwed them up, not really knowing the language. Amazing the effect that one misspoken word has had on his life...

    • @mirnasale7263
      @mirnasale7263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yes, that’s correct😂
      Man in russian is: мужчина
      (It sounds something like moosheena)
      And machine: машина
      (Sounds like masheena)
      So no wonder he got confused... and banditi as well
      This stand up is a true gem😂❤️

    • @marcusanark2541
      @marcusanark2541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude that makes it even fucking better!

    • @AndreAndFriends
      @AndreAndFriends 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mirnasale7263 now, it makes all sense. Thx mate

    • @AndreAndFriends
      @AndreAndFriends 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marcusanark2541 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭

  • @5n0r3
    @5n0r3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    “Why is he naked?”
    Why is your dog naked?

    • @RussianReactionReviews
      @RussianReactionReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      To show off his healthy symmetrical sack but of course 🙌🏻

    • @5n0r3
      @5n0r3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@RussianReactionReviews amazing 😂👏🏼

    • @dipzoid8596
      @dipzoid8596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@RussianReactionReviews symmetrical thats quite rare I don’t have one

    • @Nikkiv4u
      @Nikkiv4u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lil Homie is trying to start an OnlyFans account. Respect the hustle!

    • @refusefntk
      @refusefntk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RussianReactionReviews 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @michaelneal6118
    @michaelneal6118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Her accent is beautiful. I love Russian accents more than any accent

    • @Yeoldepube
      @Yeoldepube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same they’re bad ass

    • @michaelloverrojr8200
      @michaelloverrojr8200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Russian language is so fasinateing

    • @brandondowdy4220
      @brandondowdy4220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And shes pretty

    • @ashtonmccall3306
      @ashtonmccall3306 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You ever heard Americans mad as hell and yelling

    • @diamondboyz0972
      @diamondboyz0972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brandondowdy4220 Fr tho she pretty

  • @JHulse29
    @JHulse29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "We ran a pool hall scam, we stole a boat."
    "Eh typical Russian Friday" 😂

  • @dakotawoods4118
    @dakotawoods4118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Anyone else love the fact that she just pretty much agrees with the fact Russia is crazy but wonderful.

  • @thebluriam
    @thebluriam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Burt The Machine, bringing Russians and Americans together with some good old fashion vodka and train robbery. Gotta love it.

  • @saracreech5939
    @saracreech5939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Great, genuine reaction, enjoyed it a lot. I always thought that the Russian people were so serious and a little scary but I have had the opportunity to work with a few Russian women over last couple of years and found that they have a great sense of humor and are so much fun to hang out with.

  • @nine-dogs
    @nine-dogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Some things cross all boundaries. Ethnic, language, race... all wonder why Bert isn't wearing a shirt. Your English is great, by the way. :)

    • @RussianReactionReviews
      @RussianReactionReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Thank you!! The videos have helped me practice so much . And thank you for the explanation :-) talk soon

  • @somersetcace1
    @somersetcace1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    When saying "what?" when you didn't hear or understand something is fine. It's in the tone. It's how you say it. That one word can be rude, polite, or neutral. All depends on tone and context. I think that's what makes English one of the more difficult languages.

    • @premquade1056
      @premquade1056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you are the one comment without a like or reply.

    • @RussianReactionReviews
      @RussianReactionReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      💥 boom

    • @MrDownRater
      @MrDownRater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      All of the languages works like this, I love English because it’s so easy to learn, only the pronunciation is hard to master.

    • @ForestxWalker06
      @ForestxWalker06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s absolutely dead on

    • @premquade1056
      @premquade1056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      All of those are half right, the most polite way is to say "Pardon?" but if you are with your friends you can say "what" just don't say it to any of your bosses or at any fancy parties or restaurants.

  • @nickyarbrough8392
    @nickyarbrough8392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I am 100% in love with your dog
    He is so grumbly

  • @Bengo
    @Bengo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    I saw more balls in this video from that dog than entire video 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @benztech5726
    @benztech5726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Great reaction I’ve watched this at least 20 times before and never knew that he was saying “WHAT” when he answered the door. Thank you, now I know 😀

  • @aerisuite
    @aerisuite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    That moment when she's like... it's more like working with cats... and then un-pauses it and he says he F's cats.... I knew it was coming because I've seen the routine, but still really fun for me to watch that. Hilarious! Good vid, brilliant.

    • @RussianReactionReviews
      @RussianReactionReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thank you 🙏🏻

    • @sargspudguts7034
      @sargspudguts7034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree, it was good to see/hear that the line wasn't fake, and that in fact he actually said he f$%ks cats.
      Although anyone who knows Burt, knows he in fact f$%ks dogs.

  • @KingMidas1983
    @KingMidas1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I love how every video I've seen of people watching him starts with "why is he naked?" 😆

  • @ribshack8258
    @ribshack8258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I’ve watched the one show 100s of times, makes me laugh every time

  • @n0-one0
    @n0-one0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Russian girl laughs at Bert Kreischer for 15 minutes while petting her dog.

    • @jimfink3843
      @jimfink3843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      and keeps moving her tongue to back of her front teeth and plays with hair in front of camera

    • @ThisisStephennn
      @ThisisStephennn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She's fucking hot!

    • @easypeasy2938
      @easypeasy2938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She should get a cat!

    • @RussianReactionReviews
      @RussianReactionReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I have a cat in Russia , i miss him, left him with the parents and he’s so fat now

    • @bruteone28
      @bruteone28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@RussianReactionReviews Whatever you do keep your cat away from Bert

  • @twentyfourtythree1190
    @twentyfourtythree1190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love the fact this story is actually legitimate. Like it actually happened. He has pictures.

  • @ramblinrebel697
    @ramblinrebel697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    This has all been confirmed what Bert doesn’t mention is that he had a classmate with him through this all. He talks about it more in depth on a podcast and supposedly there is talks of making a movie about this

    • @crazycat690
      @crazycat690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Would you happen to remember which podcast this was and if anyone else was on it? Easier to google that way if you don't remember the specific one. I've understood it's been confirmed to be a real story but never heard he had a classmate with him, would be interesting to hear more of the story!

    • @GrrillaFinger
      @GrrillaFinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bert and Tom Segura do Hot Ones truth or dare

    • @Vikingguy187
      @Vikingguy187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      2 bears 1 cave. They made a movie, it's called van wilder

    • @patrickwentz8413
      @patrickwentz8413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      there is a picture of him and his classmates and one of the Igors on the internet.

    • @Mike-Palmer
      @Mike-Palmer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Vikingguy187 they are in talks of making a movie now. He's already stated he got shafted on Van Wilder, only similarity was him being in college for 7yrs.

  • @jackperry8992
    @jackperry8992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Watching her react she doesn’t seem surprised about the stories he tells. Does this actually happen in Russia? Also Great video!

    • @RussianReactionReviews
      @RussianReactionReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Thank you Jack , yes lol

    • @ГригорийШумков-ш9з
      @ГригорийШумков-ш9з 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      at 90 it could, now not

    • @DenisX4C
      @DenisX4C 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes. Was a teen during the “Badit 90s” as they were called and many things back the were like that. Areas and interests that made money were segregated and controlled by different gangs and mafia interests.

    • @MostIntelligentMan
      @MostIntelligentMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yes this girl was born later, but 1990 to 1997 it was exact as bert said, so exact that it even brought nostalgia feelings this story, but then pure and innocent anarchy was raped by big corps rushing in with investments and ofc they wanted THE LAW n shit in place so putins mafia destroyed all the fun and made russia as pathetic as rest of world

    • @ahnrho
      @ahnrho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mad intriguing. Learning more for sure.

  • @kingbrutusxxvi
    @kingbrutusxxvi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Hahaha. The first two minutes I thought there was so much traffic noise outside... then I realized it was the dog. ;-)

  • @WeaponizedGoochsweat
    @WeaponizedGoochsweat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Well we all learned one thing: he's the machine

  • @Snowride1080
    @Snowride1080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    There are so many videos of people reacting to The Machine story but I’ve been dying to see someone actually from Russia watch it. Thanks!

    • @RussianReactionReviews
      @RussianReactionReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you

    • @elvesrus
      @elvesrus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Second one I've seen, with the first growing up during that time and confirmed that is what Russia was like at the time. I forget what the explanation was, but it seems like Bert's joke about the hieroglyphics actually translated to something that only people familiar with the language would get.

    • @cleech74
      @cleech74 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RussianReactionReviews, yes, this is a great video, and your reaction seems genuine. Thanks for the content! Also, I have to add that, this video has been up for a week or so, and most of the comments are positive, or good-natured poking fun. Going into 2021, the world can definitely use more of this kind of social interaction.🙂

    • @RussianReactionReviews
      @RussianReactionReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love that , positive energy for 2021, health and happiness

  • @randyranderson690
    @randyranderson690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love this story and it's one of my favorite stand-ups. And you're a real Russian Sweet Heart.

  • @brandonhalligan1861
    @brandonhalligan1861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love how she got a little excited when he said he spit vodka in her eyes😭😭

  • @metamorphicorder
    @metamorphicorder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I thought the dog was growling until it turned around and i saw what kind of dog it is and i realized that it was just breathing.

    • @RussianReactionReviews
      @RussianReactionReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea i apologize . Earlier videos he was my safety blanket . He was fired as co host - he’s still alive and breathing but he’s just been assigned to being a cute dog lol

    • @metamorphicorder
      @metamorphicorder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RussianReactionReviews not at all, hes great, i just thought he saw something outside that had him agitated, like a banditi or something. Deffinitely bring him back. He seems like a great pooch.

  • @christopherclarke2062
    @christopherclarke2062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I had a buddy get thrown (legit off his feet thrown) out of a bar in Spain for saying “que” to a bouncer instead of “perdon”

  • @MacBobby1408
    @MacBobby1408 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your dog is so adorable with the breathing. I love it 😂😂

  • @jonneyjonn9449
    @jonneyjonn9449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Am I the only person that seen the dog put his balls by the camera and her have to hide it with her hand.😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @Galdring
      @Galdring 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As if fondling its junk would make her video more PG, lol...

  • @Ndihrkop
    @Ndihrkop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like how everytime he said something, she smiled and said agreed. She didn't doubt a single word which makes the story even funnier

  • @kozyg8116
    @kozyg8116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    This story never gets old. You should react to his friend/ fellow comedian Tom Segura. Any of his material, it's all good.

  • @johnnordman8248
    @johnnordman8248 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of my favorite comedy skits. Watching this again with an actual Russian giving her perspective on it just made it even better!!! Thanks!!!!

  • @MrDoomGuy93
    @MrDoomGuy93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    For those who don't know or haven't googled it yet, "I'm the Machine" in Russian is Я машина (Ya Mashina).

  • @ericg2217
    @ericg2217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was GREAT! I loved it!

  • @russsavage1611
    @russsavage1611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    After being a fan of Bert for so long, it was fun to see someone watch his comedy for the first time. The dog seemed understandably concerned :)

  • @FriedBnana
    @FriedBnana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First, your dog. He was almost as funny as Bert’s comedy. 😂🤣😂🤣
    Secondly, this is my favorite reaction yet, because you were able to confirm what he was about in Russian. Great video.

  • @Spinnerzify
    @Spinnerzify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm honestly so glad I found this video because the reaction was absolutely awesome and the dog is cute as hell haha and you are absolutely stunning

  • @antoniotrew8131
    @antoniotrew8131 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I missed half of the video because i couldn't stop looking at your eyes..They are amazing

  • @Somegoy
    @Somegoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The way you just nod along the whole time like yep.....this is Russia lol

  • @tyrionlannister4920
    @tyrionlannister4920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    it often was recommended to me by youtube, but i never watched it...
    i am amazingly glad i did now :D
    what an amazing story xD

  • @Tragz
    @Tragz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Bert just tweeted this reaction.

  • @josephheitzmann7745
    @josephheitzmann7745 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Bert K he’s so funny!!..and I must say that your English is very good, thanks for sharing keep ‘em coming!!

  • @KingTen91
    @KingTen91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've heard this story so many times and it never gets old

  • @roymoore3156
    @roymoore3156 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nothing better than seeing this review!!
    Still cracks me up!

  • @kimberlypatterson5702
    @kimberlypatterson5702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Your gorgeous! This reaction was awesome. Your expressions are great, and your dog is adorable.

  • @johntackett7225
    @johntackett7225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for sharing a Russian view of this story. I knew that there was a lot of truth to it since others who went on the trip have been confirming it for years but it was really nice to have a glimpse at how the story seems from the other side. Also, it felt pretty amazing to hear you confirm he was saying he worked with cats right before he admited that was what the phrase meant. It made the line even funnier.

  • @TheFugles
    @TheFugles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Born and raised in America and if I don’t understand or mishear I say “what?”

    • @dickbiggerjr3613
      @dickbiggerjr3613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's all about context, if you say the word what with an inquisitive tone then it's assumed you didn't hear something but it can definitely be used differently depending on how you say it which is why I'm guessing she had an issue and someone thought she was being rude

    • @serpentsepia6638
      @serpentsepia6638 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I say, sorry what? or, can you say that again?

    • @puffasaur1987
      @puffasaur1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rude American, typical

  • @Pineapplelesspineapplepizza
    @Pineapplelesspineapplepizza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First time I watched a Russian reaction to this, I was mesmerized by 2 things. One the dog and two your eyes! Keep up content and hope your doggo continues to growl at the window haha

  • @80skidjon17
    @80skidjon17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The movie Van Wilder (Ryan Reynolds Character) was based on this comedian. He was THAT dude in college.

  • @Ditmanppi
    @Ditmanppi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was scrolling through videos and I couldn’t resist a Russian girl reacting to a story about the Bert and the Russian mob. I think I just found a new reactions channel I love your accent.

    • @RussianReactionReviews
      @RussianReactionReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I appreciate your words of affirmation . Id love your subscription I try to upload daily :-)

  • @justinmuse7095
    @justinmuse7095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I didn’t even know Russians could laugh. Even when they’re drunk they seem stoic.

    • @bradleyd6000
      @bradleyd6000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You have no idea. Russians know how to have a good time!

  • @SaltyTowers
    @SaltyTowers 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That’s So Funny!! I love that you didn’t actually deny any of it. Like his story was actually possible.

  • @johan.ohgren
    @johan.ohgren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He´s not naked, pants are still on!:D

  • @Civilmonkey1
    @Civilmonkey1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've been waiting for a russian person's opinion on this. You made this video hit a new level

  • @scottcroft9975
    @scottcroft9975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Russians have "Sleepy eyes" 😂😂

  • @MStrange88
    @MStrange88 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Second vid of urs I just watched. Started with the Monsters James Blunt (wonderful tear jerker song) you are a beautiful soul. God bless!

  • @KainoaB4
    @KainoaB4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why is she so beautiful? And why do I love her accent so much?

  • @Jianju69
    @Jianju69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this guy's routine, and I love seeing a native Russian's reaction to it! Thanks!

  • @public_f_bass
    @public_f_bass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The entire time I was distracted by her beautiful voice and accent

  • @playnvanilla5176
    @playnvanilla5176 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am not able to get tired seeing Bert's Russia story again and again. Thanks for ther reaction. :)

  • @jayscvm7996
    @jayscvm7996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the first video of yours that I watched, after this I was hooked.

  • @bobbyb4212
    @bobbyb4212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “Why his naked?” The exact same question most woman have the first time they meet me😂😂😂

  • @paulnicholson3221
    @paulnicholson3221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really enjoyed your reaction, it was pure . Thank you

  • @englishmaninmedellin7294
    @englishmaninmedellin7294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I went there on a school exchange to St Petersburg in the early 2000s. It was still a fairly wild place, honestly a bit anarchic, at that time. There were no restrictions on buying alcohol or smokes. A 12 year old could buy a pack of cigarettes and beer. I saw that a few times when the older brati sent their younger brat to the magazin (shop) for a cold 6 pack and some more smokes. People drank more, and more openly, than any other place I have seen on earth. Even at 9AM, it was normal to see people on their way to work on the bus drinking large bottles of beer. A 1.5litre beere bottle was about 10 US Cents, a litre of vodka about $2-$3 USD. The woman were really, strikingly and fantastically good-looking, and seemed to out-number the men. It was only afterwards, that I found out that it's statistically true. Russia and Ukraine are the only non- war zones on earth where women out-number men. It's one of the reasons that Russian women are so often online, looking at options for partners abroad. As a teenager, I felt I was in an uninhibited haven! It was not all good, though. We were warned that the FSB (KGB's successor) were following us around and taking pictures, so we should do nothing to embarass the school or Britain in general. I can think of a number of reasons why they did that, and I won't spell them out, here. I didn't see extreme poverty, at all, nobody was starving in the cities, but life was hard nonetheless. They had less than enough money to live on, so the average Russian was fishing, hunting and gathering wild foods to supplement their diet. I joined in with the mushroom gathering. That was a lot of fun. I had no idea that every Russian knows the ones to pick and the ones to leave behind. Nobody in Britain does that anymore. Later on, me and my exchange buddy, Igor, ran into some of these 'banditi'. That wasn't so much fun. They were high as a kite on speed/MDMA, or both, and asking me a lot of questions. I picked up "immigranti" and "tebe pizda" so they said something about immigrants, and a "fuck off", and I didn't know if it was directed at me or not, at the time. When I couldn't understand, they turned aggressive, and Igor (my exchange partner - yes his name was actually Igor!) told me we should go. Afterwards, Igor told me, 'fuck those guys.... very bad guys.... criminals..... they call you some very bad russian names'. Oh.... I thought. That was the only time I saw him get angry. I enjoyed my time there, otherwise. It is a very safe country to walk the streets at night in. Street crime is low. The cost of things was extremely cheap, when I was there. The country has a fascinating history. Take note though; people do not smile at you. This is cultural. It is considered strange to smile at a stranger. But they are usually very friendly once you get talking, even if they might look a bit glum throughout your conversation! That's just their style. They could be poor, and they will still offer you what little they have to share. The young generation, in particular, like to meet people from abroad, particularly English speakers. They don't hate Brits or Americans, but I would avoid politics and Putin as conversation. About half the younger generation are some level of fluent in English. they all love an opportunity to practice. My only reservations: if you are gay/bi/trans, I wouldn't go there, at all. Although individual Russians are quite open-minded, society on the whole is not. If you are not white... hmmm... do some research before you go, is all I can suggest. It's not the Sochi olympics anymore. Frankly, a black guy stands out like a sore thumb in Russia. You could attract the wrong attention. Also, don't get involved in street protests or anything else likely to bring you into conflict with the police/state. It's not worth it. Probably you will be booted out of the country with a "do not return" on your passport, but it could go worse. It's not like the EU or USA, you have to respect that, even if you don't agree with it.

  • @jayveecredo5639
    @jayveecredo5639 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really enjoyed watching the stand up and i most enjoyed watching your reaction.
    I am so glad you had fun and did not get offended at all. You are such a sweet person...

  • @seasickviking
    @seasickviking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Reputations can DEFINITELY be tantamount to one's continued survival--regardless of the current situation--especially when The Bratva are involved.

  • @ronalddonaghe3674
    @ronalddonaghe3674 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved your reaction video! I laughed all the way through.

  • @wittsullivan8130
    @wittsullivan8130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He drinks and gets hot, so the shirt comes off. :)

  • @jj-sc1kq
    @jj-sc1kq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this story every time I hear it. Getting to see your reaction was a great addition. Best wishes and Merry Christmas!

  • @Themacchuck
    @Themacchuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    35k views in a week, her average is uhundred😂
    She certainly picked the right video to react to. #BertKreischer

    • @RussianReactionReviews
      @RussianReactionReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True , lol still only about a month on TH-cam any other suggestions for a video ?

    • @KingTen91
      @KingTen91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RussianReactionReviews React to music videos. It's getting the most views right now and growing the most channels. You could bring something new by reacting to russian music. I would subscribe to that because American music reactions are getting old and I don't know any Russian music. But I would suggest reacting to both American and Russian for the most views.

  • @jonathanweiss6313
    @jonathanweiss6313 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great reaction Irina, and commentary! Thanks for making me laugh this is hilariuos! You are agreeing with the activity on the train! LOL, I have seen this comedian and the story of why he does not wear a shirt! He sweats awful and he says no shirt builds his confidence on stage! A classic story and true story great selection! A suggestion if not seen lookup Sam Kinison stand-up clips yelling so classic! Bare truth in relationships of both males and female perspectives! Also Yakov Smirnoff a Russian comedian famous here in the USA my state of Missouri he owns a club in Branson, Missouri.The USA. Years ago when I was teenager 1970`s-80`s he was on TV. funny Actor. Movie star Stand up Comedian! FYI his family got here by immigrating over wheat sales in Russia from the USA! Then they could come by trade to the USA and become US citizens! I was always amazed by this story as a farmer!

  • @meggsy82
    @meggsy82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He's not wearing a shirt because he would sweat a lot on stage. That made him more self conscious than just being shirtless. 🤣

    • @RussianReactionReviews
      @RussianReactionReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s funny !! I think you’re right

    • @meggsy82
      @meggsy82 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RussianReactionReviews He's actually worked to lose a lot of weight since then. This is a pretty old story. He's developing into a movie soon. There's a lot of crazy stuff he doesn't include here. Also, I LOVE your dog! ❤

    • @galadballcrusher8182
      @galadballcrusher8182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RussianReactionReviews its not a question if he is right or not because thatis what Bert himself said once in a podcast interview. Basically he was sweating too much from Stage stress and he took shirt off and was calmer so he did that ever since .

    • @RussianReactionReviews
      @RussianReactionReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He has the confidence to pull it off lol. Good for him . That’s awesome

  • @ShilohSue
    @ShilohSue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved this reaction. This was so cute 🥰 also your English is great for picking it up in a year!

  • @WykedLord
    @WykedLord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The funny thing is someone found the old pictures of him in russia

  • @vegadeicide744
    @vegadeicide744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh my stomach hurts from laughing. I got 3 minutes in and when the lady had to cover the dogs testic..s from camera. I lost it.
    But I do appreciate she reacted quickly.
    But still 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @TokiWartooth6666
    @TokiWartooth6666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    13:25 did you say regular situation! Wow I can’t imagine doing that. That’s a lot of training

  • @cooksad
    @cooksad ปีที่แล้ว

    Really enjoyed your reaction and fun personality. Decided to subscribe to your channel . Hope you have a great day. 👍👍

  • @ThatOneGuyWeAllKnow
    @ThatOneGuyWeAllKnow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Stayed for the reaction, subbed for the dog.

  • @kjsstanley7
    @kjsstanley7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've heard this story before about bert, I laughed like crazy back then. I laughed like crazy now.. how the hell have I not come across this channel before... liked and subbed.

    • @RussianReactionReviews
      @RussianReactionReviews  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for your subscription Kevin

    • @kjsstanley7
      @kjsstanley7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RussianReactionReviews keep at it. I've enjoyed your reaction videos ♥

  • @GaijinGuy36
    @GaijinGuy36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bert is often shirtless when he does stand-up because he's a big guy, and those stage lights get hot. He'd really rather not sweat right through a shirt he likes in front of all those people.

  • @returntonature8773
    @returntonature8773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oddly this was the first video of his I seen awhile back and never watched another of his.

  • @Riunlarose
    @Riunlarose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    He literally has classmates who have confirmed this story with pictures of him with his Fanny pack on #truelegend

  • @danmcdonald726
    @danmcdonald726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When you move to a foreign country and you hang out with locals they go back and forth to try to keep you in the loop, but several beers in and English is mostly gone and you have to learn quickly.

  • @thesituation9249
    @thesituation9249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why when I hear a Russian accent my go to thing is always to say, mother russia also In a Russian accent 😂

  • @Grant_Sheppard
    @Grant_Sheppard 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This standup is so funny every time. I gotta say your english is pretty good. Im thinking about learning Russian one day despite its difficulty for native English speakers. Great reaction and the dog is adorable!

  • @moser2744
    @moser2744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I recommend his video "fighting a bear" which is the next video I'm going to watch

  • @bootsbailey5857
    @bootsbailey5857 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the loves ❤️ of my life was from Russia... and she thought this was hilarious when we first watched it. Thanks for posting :) It gave me some good memories

  • @iristhundercloud9684
    @iristhundercloud9684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It happens to me too i get called rude when I say “what” I’m like I’m not being rude

    • @RussianReactionReviews
      @RussianReactionReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do it all the time lol

    • @johnjr757
      @johnjr757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In the US just saying "what" generally shows annoyance or impatience like we are bothering you. Although the tone of voice also plays a large role as well.

    • @RussianReactionReviews
      @RussianReactionReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tone, definitely under rated you’re right

    • @profshad3429
      @profshad3429 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've trained myself to say pardon me.

  • @Xtinktor
    @Xtinktor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The thing is, Bert has pictures with the Banditi to back up (at least PART or) his story! LoL

  • @scooterdogg7580
    @scooterdogg7580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    nothing beats a good crazy but true story

    • @nestoraguilar5811
      @nestoraguilar5811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s not actually real he says it

    • @MostLikelyMortal
      @MostLikelyMortal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nestoraguilar5811 multiple students on that trip have confirmed it with pictures for proof.

  • @John_Conner222
    @John_Conner222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well this is awesome. I have seen this video when it first came out and to see a Russian react to it makes it even better. This is hilarious. Its also great to see in the comments that this story is actually real and can be verified.