I JUST went back to my retail job from being quarantined. Before then I was constantly seeing people walking around with their masks off. Today, some moronic teenager was talking to friends and for some reason thought they wouldn’t hear her unless she pulled her mask down all the way and she talked for SO LONG after discreetly and passively aggressively saying put your mask on I screamed PUT YOUR FUCKING MASK ON and absolutely nothing happened other than her putting her mask on and shutting up and it felt great.
if you stand in the middle of the hallway while other people are trying to walk you have to lay face-down on the floor and let people walk on you like a rug
people who start sentences with “im not racist, but....” then proceed to say something racist have to wear those goggles that make everything upside down all day for 2 years
There is documented evidence that for the first few days, babies do indeed see upside down. This is because their visual cortices have not yet recognized that the image entering the retina is inverted. Usually, this inverted image proceeds through the visual pathway, until it reaches the occipital lobe, which houses the visual cortex. It is the visual cortex that flips the image right-side up. This makes sense, because it would be much more difficult to coordinate all movements while you saw an inverted representation of the real world. For the first few days, babies' brains don't recognize that everything is inverted. Of course, their vision is also limited during this period of time, and they do not know what they are seeing anyway. So I doubt that babies are freaked out about seeing everything inverted. There have even been experiments performed, where adults were given glasses that flipped the image. Thus, everything was inverted for a few days, before their brains learned to flip the image again to make it right-side up. TLDR: That punishment won't work.
@@charlesentommen9713 ok so every few days just as they adjust to the glasses they don’t wear them. So like 2 days not wearing them 3 days wearing them
Theres a kind of paint that when applied to human skin burns for a while idk how long specifically but it hurts idk how to get it or where to find but it exists
Anyway, anyone who implies that more minorities are in jail isn’t institutional rascism gets the same punishment as above, with the addition of their name being changed to Racisty F. McRascistface.
Maggatrix nah they mean those middle ages women who say "um you know those are permanent right??" when they see your tattoos, I get it once a week lmao
People who yell “shotgun” after your hand is on the handle of that door has to listen to Berry B Jensen say “ya like jazz” until the next national holiday
Any old person who claims that someone ruined their life by getting a tattoo gets a tattoo of the person they offended done with the artist's non-dominant hand.
Anyone who publicly proposes to someone else at an already established event (birthday party, convention panel, etc) will have their plumbing taken away. Hate that shit.
People proposing in public places in general without both partners having already expressed an interest in getting engaged should have their plumbing taken away. Surprise public proposals ain't it chief. If you want it to be a surprise, do it in a private/secluded place.
Anyone who posts stuff like “don’t hmu only my bff knows what’s wrong” automatically get all their social media’s deleted and they’re not allowed to make another account until they stop acting like a 12 year old
@@callahardy8639 this just happened to me. a customer made a very inappropriate about my ethnicity & how he finds women like me very ... appealing (not the word he used but trying to keep it PG). i just sat there with a straight face. i didn’t say anything, i didn’t roll my eyes, i didn’t furrow my brow... nothing. this dude had the nerve to tell the owner that i was “dismissive” and then the owner proceeded to tell me that i needed an attitude adjustment lol its not even just that i was uncomfortable. but ur right. i was in a situation where i could’ve lost my job had i even decided to put up boundaries or stand up for myself. makes it even worse.
When people introduce you as the "funny friend" and the stranger says "Say something funny" the stranger is legally not allowed to talk for a week or two
ONE time i commented that yall saying "ok google" made my google go off and now yall mute everytime you say it.... my heart doesnt know how to handle this kinda love
I was thinking more like they are now legally classified as a helicopter and people can just hop on their back and ride them around, they have to sleep on an airfield or the roof of a building, they get taken to war, etc
tbh i dont see a lot of gay people snogging in the streets so this law wouldn't really affect them that way....especially because holding hands and stuff doesn't count
Anyone who posts a Snapchat/Instastory/Tiktok of them barely moving their mouth while they pretend to lip sync to a song will automatically be entered into a lip sync battle against the entire cast of RuPaul's Drag Race
Afrodisiac: A substance that gives you really curly hair Anthropomorphic: Having cancer I'll be compiling any further words in the dictionary of Schauer-Broski. This is a warning.
Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
The straw rule gotta be limited to people who don't need it for disability reasons Also I vote gays should be exempt from pda tax in front of anyone against gay marriage
Yes and if you talk more than 5 minutes in a class when the teacher asks for feedback and go on and on about your opinions then you get expelled from school
people who smear lightning bugs on the sidewalk in the summer time to see the yellow will have to relive that one time i had to watch an old ass man vomit all over the floor in a hard rock cafe in ohio every time they have sex
you and everyone in line at a waterslide has to legally turn away when someones going down to make it less awkward for them or the ride operator will turn off the water when it gets to your turn to give you a big ass wedgie
She was like: "My TikTok is kind of blowing up." I was like 'wtf do you mean, you're literally tiktok famous' bc my stupid ass didn't realize I'm living in March of 21 lmaooo. Also, the cousin energy in this video has me dying.
"burn all books" this is historically what we call a real Richard move also, Disney has an aversion to listing ppls place of death as being on Disney grounds. I personally think they'd make a killing if they offered funeral packages. but ALSO most ppl are going to be listed as dying at the hospital they arrive at if an ambulance is called. Two ppl have died on the people mover at Disneyland (since removed), but I don't believe they're listed as actually dying at the park. Fun fact: Disney World still has a people mover because the kids died at DL because they were jUmPiNg from car to car, and Disney World decided that no one would do that again. They were in fact correct. The most popular places for ash dumping are 1) the Haunted Mansion 2) Pirates of the Caribbean 3) a random bush during the fireworks. Doing this is illegal and discouraged. It also causes problems for the underpaid workers of the rides because it all has to be shut down while the remains are removed.
I love both of you with my ENTIRE heart, but y’all lost me like a red headed step child in Walmart when y’all said “Burn all books.” This bookworm is HIGHLY triggered.
@@frostibee3170 yes but burning existing books is not necessary and will use fossil fuels and release unsavory chemicals into the atmosphere to burn which is arguably worse for the environment haha
@@frostibee3170 I understand your point of view but the better way the phrase that would be to stop the further production of books. Burning existing ones would just be a waste of paper and subsequently, trees.
If you ask someone how’d they like to run their own business from home 💅🏾✨, or any other prerecorded MLM line, you’re not allowed to speak for 60 days. Each word during that period earns a fine of $25. If you ask a service worker if they’re working hard or hardly working, a police dog gets to bite you.
I think what people mean when they say “I don’t see color” is that it doesn’t affect how they treat you based on your skin tone. They should still recognize that you are that skin color, but it doesn’t matter to them.
@@raindrop2417 I once saw someone say "if you treat poc any different than you treat white people you're racist, because you still think poc are somehow different from white people" and it confused me so much because like.... Noooo????? It's moreso like reading the room. Tw for various things like mentioning trauma, su/c/de, and the like. If I'm talking to someone who has gone through contemplating or attempting su/c/de, I'm gonna try to not bring up the topic too much and only keep convos about it short and serious. If I'm talking to someone who has sensory issues with noises, I'll be especially careful as to keep my voice volume lower with them. If I'm talking to someone who is sex repulsed, I'm not gonna make too many innuendo jokes unless they themself start making the jokes on their own. I enjoy talking to people about their experiences, but I try to make sure they don't feel uncomfortable while talking to me, and this is especially because I have Asperger's and struggle to know what is "too far" and what isn't in terms of people that have been through other things than me. I may try to stay away from heavily political topics with people that I know have to deal with them the most, as it can be tiring and annoying to those people. Whenever I'm out and about with my mom in stores and I make eye contact with people, I tend to smile and wave, and I'm just friendly towards a lotta people when I have to interact with them. A lot of these people are poc, since I live in a heavily mixed area that's also near a military base, so we have folks from just about everywhere in the world. I know that poc often deal with very insensitive and even just awful people, and store workers just overall deal with the worst of the worst anyway, so I always try to be friendly and kind to those I see. Besides that, it's just nice to wave and smile at someone who seems a bit down or just overall tired, and see them brighten up a bit as they wave back. Everyone has different experiences in life, and while it's really fucked up that fellow humans are treated badly because they're from a certain country, or because they're literally just better suited biologically for being in the sun/certain different climates and environments, it's something that exists. I wouldn't want someone to propagate the idea that "people with autism are no different than neurotypical people, thus they should be treated the same!" Because that simply isn't true. I WANT people to be more careful because of my sensory struggles, I WANT people to understand that I don't want my shit to be touched or messed with, I WANT people to be more understanding of me and accommodate me when I need it. I shouldn't have to learn to "be more normal so I can function in society", people should learn to make small changes to how they treat me, especially since all I really need is for people to give me space, respect, and patience.
@@exist4046 I agree, I wasn’t trying to say that you should treat everyone the same. There’s nuance to everything, and obviously you’re gonna be different around different kinds of people, but I was just trying to make sense of that saying and pointing out that the saying does not come with bad intentions. You don’t need to be arguing with the people who say that, you need to be arguing with the people who think that a certain race is lower than them. All humans are the same, but our experiences in life are what differentiate us.
Okay but can we appreciate the fact that they don't seem to act differently for the camera? Like, they just seem so genuine. They have so many fun little comments, and also just behave the way they want to which is honestly amazing because wow you guys have such amazing personalities
Hey Sarah.. love of my life just ended things a few days ago and I’m 23 and have been through some shit... I really do believe he was the one and he thought the same we just haven’t been getting along but regardless... just wanted to let you know you’re the first person to make me laugh out loud since... I love you girl and watched you since vine ♥️ thank you for being yourself
Customer service personnel are allowed to talk back without getting fired
yeeeeeesssssssssss
I JUST went back to my retail job from being quarantined. Before then I was constantly seeing people walking around with their masks off. Today, some moronic teenager was talking to friends and for some reason thought they wouldn’t hear her unless she pulled her mask down all the way and she talked for SO LONG after discreetly and passively aggressively saying put your mask on I screamed PUT YOUR FUCKING MASK ON and absolutely nothing happened other than her putting her mask on and shutting up and it felt great.
Pleaaaase
Yesss
Follow Up: they are also allowed to leap over the counter and punch people who say “it must be free!” When an item doesn’t scan.
if someone acts creepy or predatory in public you can yell “dibs” and they automatically become your indentured servant for 7 years
Fried Mayo god ur mind *chefs kiss*
Fried Mayo Jacob and Laban tease 😍
Molly Kouzes thank you 😌
YOOOOOOOOOO
this is amazing
Muting the word google so that ours don’t go off, proves heaven is close.
I was today years old when I found that out
RIGHT?! truly goddesses. we do not deserve this LOVE
Ohhhh that’s why?
if you stand in the middle of the hallway while other people are trying to walk you have to lay face-down on the floor and let people walk on you like a rug
historically people used to be executed like that lmao. but it was usually animals like horses or bulls
@@milazinnia thats how i want to die
people who start sentences with “im not racist, but....” then proceed to say something racist have to wear those goggles that make everything upside down all day for 2 years
specific...... i like it
There is documented evidence that for the first few days, babies do indeed see upside down. This is because their visual cortices have not yet recognized that the image entering the retina is inverted. Usually, this inverted image proceeds through the visual pathway, until it reaches the occipital lobe, which houses the visual cortex. It is the visual cortex that flips the image right-side up. This makes sense, because it would be much more difficult to coordinate all movements while you saw an inverted representation of the real world. For the first few days, babies' brains don't recognize that everything is inverted. Of course, their vision is also limited during this period of time, and they do not know what they are seeing anyway. So I doubt that babies are freaked out about seeing everything inverted.
There have even been experiments performed, where adults were given glasses that flipped the image. Thus, everything was inverted for a few days, before their brains learned to flip the image again to make it right-side up.
TLDR: That punishment won't work.
how about they get their rights taken away for two days to see how it feels
jungkooks juicy thighs I second that!
@@charlesentommen9713 ok so every few days just as they adjust to the glasses they don’t wear them. So like 2 days not wearing them 3 days wearing them
Every time somebody comments under a video, "Who's watching this in (whatever year)?", they lose a finger.
they stay in that year forever
@@redweather6315 2020 forever :/
for every year since the video was posted they lose one
they lose BOTH THUMBS and a year is taken off of their life
Thumbs are the first to go so it’s harder to type on a phone
Additionally: anyone who says “I don’t care if you’re purple....” when trying to prove they’re not racist will see stars too
And they get painted purple with very potent pain that lasts for a very long time,
Theres a kind of paint that when applied to human skin burns for a while idk how long specifically but it hurts idk how to get it or where to find but it exists
People who say “I don’t care if you’re purple” will get black and blue
Anyway, anyone who implies that more minorities are in jail isn’t institutional rascism gets the same punishment as above, with the addition of their name being changed to Racisty F. McRascistface.
Tommie Jones i agree with this one as well
my sister just walked up behind me and asked "is that girl defined?????"
More like *gay defined*
B/c Sarah's bi
This joke isn't funny, im sorry. Its 2 AM and I'm tired
@Zynx Timethanks 😊
I think they’re the exact opposite of girl defined
💀💀💀💀💀
Omg
people who post themselves crying and say “don’t ask” have to tell michelle obama that they’re a cyber bully
Why does this have me rolling😭💀
MICHELLE PLSSSS
So basically just
Michelle Obama after hearing them say they’re a cyber bully:
“*SLAM* electric chair”
I’m laughing so much harder than I should be.🤣🤣🤣
YES
people who ask you if you know that your tattoos are permanent, have to get one of your tattoos on them. you can pick which one and where it goes
If that was to happen, I would tattoo "Bitch" on my body and then make those people have it on their foreheads.
This is such an underrated law, it deserves more likes
But there are temporary tattoos so I mean it's a legit question. Unless they meant it like "ew I hope that's not permanent"
@@pissapocalypse what person over the age of 12 is using temporary tattoos unironically 👁👄👁
This is rhetorical
Maggatrix nah they mean those middle ages women who say "um you know those are permanent right??" when they see your tattoos, I get it once a week lmao
People that still go out during quarantine and gather in large groups unnecessarily (like spring breakers) lose kneecap privileges
Sarah Schauer THE KNEECAPS, HAND EM OVER
Brandon2705 how bored are you Brandon go read a book no one said anything
They should lose kidney privileges, they are much more valuable
My neighbors had 20 people over last week and I was very close to calling the police to come break that up.
Eva LMFAOO
Guys that post shirtless photos with the caption “Gym life or no life” (or something of the sort) have their credit score dropped by 100 points
guys that’s instagrams are ONLY shirtless pictures of them in the gym get dropped 150
this made me laugh out loud
Ok but what if they do it ironically 😤
DC44 55 the exception for all these laws is whether or not it’s done ironically
Or just have all loans denied
If you hit on someone in an inappropriate place (gas station, grocery store, while they’re at work, etc), you now have to pay their rent for a year.
thank you, i will now be sending anyone who does this invoices for the approximate amount (plus tax)
Oh boy I’m never paying for rent
I would never have to pay rent!!!
I’d have all my rent paid. For some reason I ONLY get hit on at gas stations.
oh god I read this as "if you hit someone in an inappropriate place" and I was like.... drop the appropriate places list bestie
People who yell “shotgun” after your hand is on the handle of that door has to listen to Berry B Jensen say “ya like jazz” until the next national holiday
Is that supposed to be a punishment?
bruh you mean BENSON?
BERRY B JENSEN
EVERY SINGLE PART OF THAT IS SPELT WRONG HOLY F U C K
Any old person who claims that someone ruined their life by getting a tattoo gets a tattoo of the person they offended done with the artist's non-dominant hand.
And if the artist is ambidextrous they have to do it with their feet
As a tattoo artist, I second this🤣😂 I hope my grandma likes her 💩 tattoo!
Anyone who publicly proposes to someone else at an already established event (birthday party, convention panel, etc) will have their plumbing taken away. Hate that shit.
god i hate that shit, it puts so much pressure on the person and then they usually get shamed for saying no
if they do it at someone else's wedding they get their electrical taken as well
Alayna same to just ppl proposing in public..the unfair pressure is oNN😓😓
People proposing in public places in general without both partners having already expressed an interest in getting engaged should have their plumbing taken away. Surprise public proposals ain't it chief. If you want it to be a surprise, do it in a private/secluded place.
Using someone else’s baby shower/announcement to reveal your own pregnancy should also be illegal 😡
Anyone who posts stuff like “don’t hmu only my bff knows what’s wrong” automatically get all their social media’s deleted and they’re not allowed to make another account until they stop acting like a 12 year old
Madison Livesay unless they are actually 12
Lareina Brown then they never get social media again
Lareina Brown yes exactly
Madison Livesay you are legit 13
LOL do people actually post this
If you openly flirt with a waitress/bartender just doing their job, you lose your thumbs.
Don't forget cashiers
Just if you flirt with anyone who is obligated to be nice and not call you out
each offence loses a finger, then it's onto the toes.
Richard Campbell Gansey the third: *sus monkey meme*
@@callahardy8639 this just happened to me.
a customer made a very inappropriate about my ethnicity & how he finds women like me very ... appealing (not the word he used but trying to keep it PG). i just sat there with a straight face. i didn’t say anything, i didn’t roll my eyes, i didn’t furrow my brow... nothing. this dude had the nerve to tell the owner that i was “dismissive” and then the owner proceeded to tell me that i needed an attitude adjustment lol
its not even just that i was uncomfortable. but ur right. i was in a situation where i could’ve lost my job had i even decided to put up boundaries or stand up for myself. makes it even worse.
guys who make “i love the office” a personality trait will have to watch seasons 8-9 for 7 years.
Will have to go to an actual office and spill hot coffee on themselves
Dude that’s my life
hell, on repeat til they die. ima die hard fan, but honesty it’s not my favorite show of all time lol
you know what they say, if you include watching “the office” as a personality trait you get 7 years of bad luck
Petition to make people who say “hubby”/“wifey” to be charged with domestic abuse
yes
Lmfaooooooooooooo
NOOOOO PLS CAN THE GAYS KEEP IT
blake lemon the gays can keep it, if you are straight.... PRISON HONEY
Wifu is the only thing i will accept
Sarah: *farts* “I’m sorry” brittney: “no I’m proud of you.” That’s a friend . period.
Kaitlyn Pearson it’s also an uncle and cousin
Sabrina Amorando and a stepbrother
@@jamies9040 and a lover
@@kaelynn4621 and a landlord by blood
pee pee poo poo time is the only thing keeping me from slowly descending into insanity
If you're watching this video, you're already there
Are you now quickly descending?
@@PossiblyAlena **levitates**
“do you smell it?”
“a little bit”
“i’m sorry”
“i’m proud of you!”
Anyone that posts those "you liked/replied to my post now you have to..." posts can't have a phone anymore
or "like is 5 minutes or you die"
to add to this, the “edit: thanks for (insert number) likes!” people are no longer allowed to post on social media
Anyone who gets up after finishing a meal at a restaurant and says “it’s time to rock and roll” gets to be introduced as bait during shark week
YES IDC IF ITS YOUR FATHER
Oh God every dad is toast!!! 😂😂
What if I’m a lesbian appropriating dad culture? 👀
@@frostyskeletons8950 you are excused
@@frostyskeletons8950 yeah what if im a gay trans man appropriating dsd culture am i still bait????
anyone who says “that’s gay” as an insult who is above the age of 10 is then 10 years old again, legally they are 10 years old
Yes! I 100% agree with this
Unless they're gay, because then it's obviously a joke
But im gay and say that, do i get a pass?
nightcrawlerkid idk that’s kinda gay
Worth it
"are you having a panic attack??"
"..no"
"okay"
we love our friends checking in on our anxious asses just RIGHT
I have never in my life have seen someone put the WOOD END OF THE PLUNGER IN SOMEONES MOUTH but the sound Sarah made to portray that was so accurate
anyone who uses the
"no one:
LiTeRaLlY nO oNe:"
comment has to do one year of community service for every time they use it
Kaity also the “first” people
"If you open mouth cough, people can put small, non-sexual, things in your mouth." THIS LAW- THIS NEEDS TO BE A REAL LAW. 😂😂
It would be hilarious if you cough then you noticed that there is a hot wheels car in your mouth.
@@LittleBitch-ow8gg that is a very good surprise
I mean it’s not illegal
i actually wrote a 20 minute speech on why elderly should retake a driver’s test every five years after 70 years old 🤣
Sarah Schauer “hello everyone, so my grandparents are dead but...”
Correct this to every year after 70 and I will support this 100%
Drop it to 65! My grandpa died at 72 and should not have been driving LONG before that. (Wonderful man and I miss him but old people shouldn’t drive)
every five years? bro every two years MAX
Id say sixty two, tbh, and maybe every two years
Anyone who posts something like “help me choose a baby name” or a gender reveal party should have their heads shaved
Sarah Schauer additionally anyone who is walking slow and taking up the entire side walk or hallway should be knee capped tanya harding style
yes true
Anyone throwing a gender reveal party should be revealing their own gender.
Dude nooo, I’m indecisive about everything, I’ll most definitely be indecisive about my kids’ names and I’ll need HELP looool
Well dont have a baby if you "can't decide on a name"
anyone that unironically orders things off of the secret menu now has to cover a starbucks workers shift
and you have to make the item that you were ordering for the barista that you're covering the shift of
When people introduce you as the "funny friend" and the stranger says "Say something funny" the stranger is legally not allowed to talk for a week or two
"teenagers scare the living... ˢʰⁱᵗ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵐ ᵉ"
"is that blink-182?"
OH HONEY NOOOO 😭
You can tell by Brittany’s nails that she’s an ally
Georgia M. And because she knows makeup terms as seen in her video w Trixie
😂😂😂😂😂😂
and the shirt lmao
she’s such a queen
Georgia M. Lmao wow
ONE time i commented that yall saying "ok google" made my google go off and now yall mute everytime you say it.... my heart doesnt know how to handle this kinda love
@@sarahschauer3764 SARAH OH MY GOODNESS I LOVE YOU
bb ur famous
Sarah and Brittany are my brain cells that are surviving the quarantine
@@sarahschauer3764 we are simply remaining alive
What a lucky bastard you are
When someone says I’m hungry/tired and a person says “hi hungry, I’m ______” they have to do two pages of algebra hw
Anyone who says they identify as an "Attack Helicopter" has to lick the underside of every toilet seat they see for at least 8 years.
I was thinking more like they are now legally classified as a helicopter and people can just hop on their back and ride them around, they have to sleep on an airfield or the roof of a building, they get taken to war, etc
words that radiate the same energy as smexy that should also be banned: totes, jelly, amazeballs, cray-cray, awesomesauce
oh my god if you say totes ma-goats you need to be imprisoned
@Gory then i'm sorry to say it's jailtime for you my friend
leave jelly alone!!1!😡
im in recovery from using all of those and doing well. 5 years sober
@@doubtyea i'm glad you got out in time😣😫🤘
The To Kill a Mopping Bird cover was better than I ever could have dreamed.
‘pda will be met with pdv’
gays: oh so same old
:'(
this rule should only apply to het cis couples
The volume on this bus right now is too loud, it is astronomical
tbh i dont see a lot of gay people snogging in the streets so this law wouldn't really affect them that way....especially because holding hands and stuff doesn't count
Oop that got real
I have not stopped saying “peenee beenie crackies” instead of peanut butter crackers. I truly am blessed.
Anyone who posts a Snapchat/Instastory/Tiktok of them barely moving their mouth while they pretend to lip sync to a song will automatically be entered into a lip sync battle against the entire cast of RuPaul's Drag Race
Every season?
@@dreamingofvenus0364 every season.
@@confidingrex85 LMAOOO
Hell, every franchise
@@confidingrex85 I-
i think this needs to become a podcast “Peepee Poopoo Time”
Nathaniel Fournel fuck yes!!!
I'm going on strike if it doesn't. They immediately make me happy.
I’m a little late but... peepeepoodcast.
YES!!!
MY HOLES ARE ALSO BURNIN I FEEL YALL LMDAODSKJDAKDJAK
SARAH
Love you Sarah ❤️ when I found their channel they reminded me of you and Ash ❤️❤️❤️
Afrodisiac: A substance that gives you really curly hair
Anthropomorphic: Having cancer
I'll be compiling any further words in the dictionary of Schauer-Broski. This is a warning.
Kor O'Connell this is a warning
god i love this comment lol
People who put any mention or references to the office in their bumble or tinder bios will have their tubes snipped
spice-brat ✂️
Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
@@atree9284 woah luv whats going on
The straw rule gotta be limited to people who don't need it for disability reasons
Also I vote gays should be exempt from pda tax in front of anyone against gay marriage
Nah I’m jealous of them too. Equal rights for equal fights (before y’all clock me I’m bi)
@@susie8799 yh i think they mean homophobes cannot assault the couple
@@susie8799 yeah that’s why they said they’d only be exempt of the tax in front of people against gay marriage/homophobes
yall really missed the opportunity to coin the term "smex offender" with this one
new law proposal:
if u ever played the "devil's advocate" in a debate class, u automatically get sent to hell.
"who's advocating who now, Brian?"
Yes and if you talk more than 5 minutes in a class when the teacher asks for feedback and go on and on about your opinions then you get expelled from school
id think that debate class would be the only appropriate place to play devil’s advocate
I’m not gonna play devils advocate when you’re on trial DEREK
Ally Cazares I need this in my school only for one girl
Conspiracy theory: Google didn't tell you if there had been any deaths at Disneyland because maybe Disney and Google are in bed together. Thoughts?
No thoughts. that is a factual statement
Mickey Mouse is smashing Alexa😤😤😤😤
Wow love wins ❤️
For me it’s:
1. No more public happy birthday singing
2. No more hand shakes
Anyone that says “and go!” When asking for recommendations on Facebook needs to just delete their entire online existence
"*doesn't apply to new parents, babries are difficult"
Babries ARE difficult. Thank you Sarah.
Sarah Schauer YES YOU ARE DAMMIT
My dog baby is very difficult yes THANK YOU
people who smear lightning bugs on the sidewalk in the summer time to see the yellow will have to relive that one time i had to watch an old ass man vomit all over the floor in a hard rock cafe in ohio every time they have sex
ava people do WHAT to lightning bugs????? oh my god
Jennifer Andrews HAS NO ONE EVER TRAUMATIZED YOU WITH THAT
this was very specific and i am very scared
THIS IS SO SPECIFIC IM LAUGHING SO HARD
NOOOOO PPL DO THAT
Brittany: "everyones not the same, that's the beauty in it."
Amen. A hero has been blessed and been looked upon in this time 🤣🤟
you and everyone in line at a waterslide has to legally turn away when someones going down to make it less awkward for them or the ride operator will turn off the water when it gets to your turn to give you a big ass wedgie
girls who still use the term “that’s the tea sis” will only ever be able to listen to the song happy by pharrel williams for the rest of time
ava *straight girls
@@gabriellablachnio2291 *straight white girls
what if I use it ironically
Hadley Hathaway you get the choice between happy and ice ice baby
Does ironically using it because I’m bisexual and fucking stupid count?
watching yall struggle for the number of stripes on the pride flag was just 😭😭😭 ITS THE RAINBOW
Roy G. Biv was quaking
tell me why i thought sarah's sour candy was hand sanitizer
tbh probably has some similar ingredients
zoe b because that’s a very reasonably assumption when it comes to Sarah.
It just means that ‘rona has traumatized us all well enough
i thought it was a vape ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ those things keep Me alive
Scarlett KC 😂
I heard Disney will not let someone be pronounced dead at their parks for PR
I find such comfort in knowing there are women out there that like to burp as loudly as they can (reminiscent of Barney from Simpsons) like I do
when Brittany's nails were the colors of the pride flag & she was pointing WITH THEM saying "look up a picture" LMAOO i cant
ill help start the revolution to make this society real. im sick of taxes
Why is this comment thirteen hours old when the video says it was posted thirteen seconds ago
I thought you said I’m sick of Texas ahahhaha
Jay Tjardez bc i posted it from the patron preview so i got the link 24 hours in advance
“First thing, old people can’t drive” “THATS reasonable”
the fact that she bleeped out the ok google part so nobody else’s google homes would turn on
I didn’t realize you were spraying a candy Into your mouth. I thought you were just spraying breath spray for fun.
reading your username and this commment at one in the morning is making me hysterical
"I just spit everywhere" would be the free space of your channel's bingo game.
nobody:
brittany: stream fine line on spotify and apple music
Rain Lee oh you know that shit plays round the clock
I would pay every last cent of my college savings to sit in a room with Sarah and Brittany and watch them film a video
She was like: "My TikTok is kind of blowing up." I was like 'wtf do you mean, you're literally tiktok famous' bc my stupid ass didn't realize I'm living in March of 21 lmaooo. Also, the cousin energy in this video has me dying.
“You give away your funeral rights.” HAhahaha that one was so brutal. 😂
people who still make fun of vsco girls should lose feeling in their entire right arm when they pee
"burn all books" this is historically what we call a real Richard move
also, Disney has an aversion to listing ppls place of death as being on Disney grounds. I personally think they'd make a killing if they offered funeral packages. but ALSO most ppl are going to be listed as dying at the hospital they arrive at if an ambulance is called. Two ppl have died on the people mover at Disneyland (since removed), but I don't believe they're listed as actually dying at the park. Fun fact: Disney World still has a people mover because the kids died at DL because they were jUmPiNg from car to car, and Disney World decided that no one would do that again. They were in fact correct. The most popular places for ash dumping are 1) the Haunted Mansion 2) Pirates of the Caribbean 3) a random bush during the fireworks. Doing this is illegal and discouraged. It also causes problems for the underpaid workers of the rides because it all has to be shut down while the remains are removed.
god imagine having to vaccum human remains at disneyland inside the haunted mansion
LMAO WHEN THEY TRIED TO GUESS WHO WROTE TEENAGERS
To kill a moppingbird, my favorite classic piece of literature.
This is the EXACT Chaotic Cousin Energy my cousins and I exude when we hang out and I thank y’all for this Chaos Cousin Representation
I WAS LITERALLY just saying how I needed a new Sarah video 💀💀😂😂😂😍
I paused Tiger King for this.... And dont regret it one bit. And thats saying something.
Gabbriella Amador you know who wouldn’t have paused it for this....FUCKIN CAROL BASKIN
I PAUSED GLEE SEASON 2 I MEAN
Omgggg same lmaaao
@@jaxstermue9918 Carol Baskin isnt an ally.
_Im feeling her accent and rainbow nails 💅🏼_
“People who don’t see race will see stars.” 🙌👏
“Do you think cats hear English?”
I’m currently crying because I don’t have a bath
I love both of you with my ENTIRE heart, but y’all lost me like a red headed step child in Walmart when y’all said “Burn all books.” This bookworm is HIGHLY triggered.
Too bad they can’t see your comment. They literally don’t know how to read.
i mean getting rid of books would help deforestation
@@frostibee3170 yes but burning existing books is not necessary and will use fossil fuels and release unsavory chemicals into the atmosphere to burn which is arguably worse for the environment haha
Jared, 19, sponsored this video
@@frostibee3170 I understand your point of view but the better way the phrase that would be to stop the further production of books. Burning existing ones would just be a waste of paper and subsequently, trees.
“Warheads in your cooter” is my new fav phrase
If you ask someone how’d they like to run their own business from home 💅🏾✨, or any other prerecorded MLM line, you’re not allowed to speak for 60 days. Each word during that period earns a fine of $25.
If you ask a service worker if they’re working hard or hardly working, a police dog gets to bite you.
Could you imagine being like "oh Scott hoying is calling me" I WOULD DIE😂😂😂
"Not seeing race" is called color-blind racism.
I think what people mean when they say “I don’t see color” is that it doesn’t affect how they treat you based on your skin tone. They should still recognize that you are that skin color, but it doesn’t matter to them.
@@raindrop2417 I once saw someone say "if you treat poc any different than you treat white people you're racist, because you still think poc are somehow different from white people" and it confused me so much because like.... Noooo????? It's moreso like reading the room.
Tw for various things like mentioning trauma, su/c/de, and the like.
If I'm talking to someone who has gone through contemplating or attempting su/c/de, I'm gonna try to not bring up the topic too much and only keep convos about it short and serious. If I'm talking to someone who has sensory issues with noises, I'll be especially careful as to keep my voice volume lower with them. If I'm talking to someone who is sex repulsed, I'm not gonna make too many innuendo jokes unless they themself start making the jokes on their own.
I enjoy talking to people about their experiences, but I try to make sure they don't feel uncomfortable while talking to me, and this is especially because I have Asperger's and struggle to know what is "too far" and what isn't in terms of people that have been through other things than me. I may try to stay away from heavily political topics with people that I know have to deal with them the most, as it can be tiring and annoying to those people. Whenever I'm out and about with my mom in stores and I make eye contact with people, I tend to smile and wave, and I'm just friendly towards a lotta people when I have to interact with them. A lot of these people are poc, since I live in a heavily mixed area that's also near a military base, so we have folks from just about everywhere in the world. I know that poc often deal with very insensitive and even just awful people, and store workers just overall deal with the worst of the worst anyway, so I always try to be friendly and kind to those I see. Besides that, it's just nice to wave and smile at someone who seems a bit down or just overall tired, and see them brighten up a bit as they wave back.
Everyone has different experiences in life, and while it's really fucked up that fellow humans are treated badly because they're from a certain country, or because they're literally just better suited biologically for being in the sun/certain different climates and environments, it's something that exists. I wouldn't want someone to propagate the idea that "people with autism are no different than neurotypical people, thus they should be treated the same!" Because that simply isn't true. I WANT people to be more careful because of my sensory struggles, I WANT people to understand that I don't want my shit to be touched or messed with, I WANT people to be more understanding of me and accommodate me when I need it. I shouldn't have to learn to "be more normal so I can function in society", people should learn to make small changes to how they treat me, especially since all I really need is for people to give me space, respect, and patience.
@@exist4046 I agree, I wasn’t trying to say that you should treat everyone the same. There’s nuance to everything, and obviously you’re gonna be different around different kinds of people, but I was just trying to make sense of that saying and pointing out that the saying does not come with bad intentions. You don’t need to be arguing with the people who say that, you need to be arguing with the people who think that a certain race is lower than them. All humans are the same, but our experiences in life are what differentiate us.
@@raindrop2417 ahh I get what you meant now! Thank you! And yes I agree with your last statements
The only death I remember at Disney was that kid getting eaten by a gator at the hotel a few years ago. Saddddd
The bite of 87
I was at Disney world when that happened. It was insane
"after this quarantine" the optimism
Holy shit you two KILLED ME at 14:40 😂 "my pH is outta wack" AHAHAHA😂
Not sure why, but knowing that you will exist in this future dystopian world with me is such a comfort to me
love that it takes a quarantine for brittany to do a full bEAT a true serve from an ally
i appreciate the direct retribution aspect of all of these laws, and going further believe we need to reinstitute the town square
my favorite activity is slashing and then stealing tires off cars to make ✨beautiful art✨ with
That’s very ✨illegal✨
Okay but can we appreciate the fact that they don't seem to act differently for the camera? Like, they just seem so genuine. They have so many fun little comments, and also just behave the way they want to which is honestly amazing because wow you guys have such amazing personalities
i needed this. bless y’all.
Hey Sarah.. love of my life just ended things a few days ago and I’m 23 and have been through some shit... I really do believe he was the one and he thought the same we just haven’t been getting along but regardless... just wanted to let you know you’re the first person to make me laugh out loud since... I love you girl and watched you since vine ♥️ thank you for being yourself
this is so sweet. im sorry about that dumbass hopefully you're doing better now❤
This happens to me 6 months ago and it still hurts a lot sometimes. I hope you doing better I feel your pain