Witch's Brew Views she is a white woman. she has white features. she is the eurocentric standard of beauty. that doesn’t mean she’s a supermodel-she just has white features.
I can’t be the only one who watches/rewatches Brittanys videos just to make you feel better and smile. Literally she gives me happiness. We need more people like her!
“I am going to completely change the structure and shape of my face to fit Eurocentric beauty standards because I’m mentally ill” *k so she just came right out and said it then*
your forehead, pasty skin, weight, and features woulda been THE beauty standard in like renaissance europe girl. if you had no eyebrows thems nobles would be SNATCHIN ya hand.
“oh my god did i eat this?” me acting surprised when the chocolate bundt cake my boyfriend bought yesterday so we can “reward ourselves with a little dessert each night” is already completely gone
i really appreciate that you insert every vine after a reference... if you didn't, i'd have to pause and look each one up one by one to watch and that would be hard so ty ilu
I feel so down when she makes self-deprecating jokes because she has genuinely been one of my few sources of happiness this past year and she always makes me laugh so hard and she is so beautiful outside and inside
my dad always talks about how ugly Keith Richards was when he was younger and I'm like.... Sir he was an entire snack (however now, that's a different story ahsjjfjd)
@@annabeld7758 I don't even put my hair in a ponytail anymore bc other girls ponytails look so good when the wind blows on them like ariana grande you know the vibes but me it's just an ugly mass moving But you wanna know the worse? I'm balding on the top girl
I don't understand how people wouldn't think she's so beautiful, no makeup and with, inside and out, she seems so supportive as a friend and seems so full of personality, I hope others see me like I see her
Current vibes are: laying in bed half asleep and holding a large stuffed goose and witnessing the transformation of one woman becoming a sexy hot dog bun bella hadid moment
@@crunchy1414 it appeared in my house one day with a strange note, so im not sure. On a completely unrelated note, i seem to be missing some knives from my knife drawer,,,,,
Okay but hold on... I know people are always like “I wish I had her confidence” and she even admires it but says “god humbled me” but AM I THE ONLY ONE? SEEING HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS? like if you think Brittany is gorgeous, she needs to know it by now damn
Brittany I watch ur videos all the time especially when I’m sad and wanna get out of my head. Thank u for never failing to make me smile. Love you girly☺️❤️
hi i was havin a really rough day but then watched this and it made me feel safe and happy. thank you for creating content that makes me feel okay, even if it is just for 14 minutes.
Watching this now she sounds so like gentle. She sounds very girly it’s like foreign to her “GASAUUUUWEDDDD I TOOK HER TO MY PENTHOUSE AND I FREAKED ITTTT”
Brittany: put a finger down if you have a really unhealthy attachment and relationship to food Me: * eating chocolate chips because I'm bored * 👁️👄👁️ ✌️>☝️
I’m comforted knowing that my neighbors aren’t the only ones who are constantly screaming bloody murder. Why do they do that anyways? Like go play with a doll or some shit stop YELLIN
Idfk why you say things like “if I was 105 pounds” or “had bigger lips” then I’d be unstoppable. You are already unstoppable and I think your very pretty as it is. If anything ive always thought you had a great nose like yesss...ur so pretty 🥺
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Pin this if you love Harry Styles
I’m a simple girl, I love Harry styles and Beyonce and that’s just about it
IM SCREAMMIIIIIING
LMAOOOOO
girl i-
@@Brittany_Broski im telling jack harlow
I love that she puts the memes after her references so that everyone can get the jokes 🥺 love you brittany
God bless her editor for doing the work for that. I appreciate u editor
even if I get the reference, it makes the joke sm better- we stan
But ..to the people who already get all the jokes ..you my people
@@Bonelessmalk !!
Ong i never thought of that but yes, it’s a blessing and i would’ve never caught it all without the help!
Brittanys biggest flex is being able to make a 14 minute long video feel like i just watched a single tik tok
Omg work i didn’t even realize it was 14 minutes
No literally I’ve watched HOURS of videos and somehow it’s only been seconds
"dolly parton in the 70s is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen ...... ok, let's talk about performative activism" that switch, girl i- 😂😂
I mean it made sense to me because Dolly is out there doing the real work, but I'm not sure that was where her train of thought was lol
“I’m going to change the shape of my face to fit Eurocentric beauty standards because I’m mentally ill” I felt that in my bones
1:37
She’s literally complete white tho 💀
I thought it was "your eccentric beauty standards"
Vandana Menser literally she is the Eurocentric beauty standard lol
Witch's Brew Views she is a white woman. she has white features. she is the eurocentric standard of beauty. that doesn’t mean she’s a supermodel-she just has white features.
Love how this began as a semi-joke but then she SLAYED. IT.
HONESTLY THOUGH I STAN
the end result is SOOO GOODD
She said “do u ever play 20 questions with yourself” girl you mean THINKING
ASCJBAUHEOIUBFH LMAOOOOO
PLEASHEIEIWID
STOPP 💀💀💀💀
This killed me lmfao
SHE’S SO NATURALLY FUNNY AND SELF AWARE SOCIETY HAS ASCENDED INTO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF HUMOR ASDFGHJK
RIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
This girl is a Rolodex of memes, She literally knows every meme on the internet lmao
Moka Faden read this as Roblox of memes
watch Mike's Mic. He's ICONIC
Sebastian Alvarez Mike reciting nicki quotes/lyrics is my fave thing
Sebastian Alvarez we need a Mike and Brittany collab 😤 they would communicate in pure memes
the rewatch value on every single yt video she’s in is INSANE i sit with these on repeat sis
same
same
“If I looked like a completely different person, I’d be unstoppable”
“there’s something about him idk what it is” girl he’s a tall white boy with curly hair and money that’s what it is
Damn read me okay
but he’s also got the x factor✨
oops never mind thought y’all were talking abt harry but just got to that point in the vid
C _00 same 😭😂
@@caroline257 applies to harry as well and no xfactor there
I can’t be the only one who watches/rewatches Brittanys videos just to make you feel better and smile. Literally she gives me happiness. We need more people like her!
Omfg sameee
Probably watched this over 20 times since it came out and it makes me happier every time
Omg yes!!!
YES- I've seen all hers and sarahs😂
bittany was like "i haven't showered in like 4 days ❤️" to "let's talk about performative activism" the range
I was thinking “your hair is not THAT thin” until you curled it in two swipes
I am a man. I don't wear makeup. I do not know who bella hadid is. I am just here because I have an enormous crush on this woman.
You're so real for that
Have you ever seen brittany and bella in the same room together? No? Well, case closed
periodt 👁👄👁👊💅🏼💖✨
😂😂😂😂😂
Anila ok Trixie take a break
Juan Romero ?
Anila it’s a reference to a video trixie mattel and Britanny did together
"I'm gonna change my face to fit Eurocentric beauty standards because I'm mentally ill"
That hit
I literally had to pause the video and go 😳😳😳😳 for like five whole minutes because me
that statement hit different though! AND EFF PERFORMATIVE ACTIVISM
Yall are literally so pretty in your icons c:
The finished look is tooooo goood she looks so freaking pretty. She did THAT.
She said “did I eat this” and the answer is yes
Olivia Bass she looks stunning!
I know Brittany isn’t going to see this but she is the most gorgeous human on this planet with or without makeup tf
Dude, HER EYES ❤
I KNOW RIGHTTTT
Honestly 👏🏼 hon-est-lyyyyy👏🏼
she’s so gorgeous it’s not even funny, her beauty plus her humor imagine just imagine being that blessed
Omg she freakishly looks like Adele when she put the lashes!
I thought the same thinggggggg
yooo i thought this in another video lol
Frrr
She should do an Adele makeup tutorial but with a british accent hehe delicious
“I am going to completely change the structure and shape of my face to fit Eurocentric beauty standards because I’m mentally ill” *k so she just came right out and said it then*
she kinda came for my neck with that one
I never related to comment more than her saying “me and my 6 pieces of hair”
My story being told
5:46 "I'm not blind to the fact that I'm EeEe oOWEEweWEeWE PPPPBHTHTH on the internet"
The echo on that fart noise. I cry.
THIS MADE ME UGLY LAUGH HBJAJSJFJSK
I loved that part
I like how there was absolutely zero explanation either
"I wish my forehead wasn't as big as it is, but honestly it gave me a personality"
your forehead, pasty skin, weight, and features woulda been THE beauty standard in like renaissance europe girl. if you had no eyebrows thems nobles would be SNATCHIN ya hand.
I love this comment wow atleast the second part of the comment lmao
literally omg
Totally
Us humans that look like paintings unite! I look like french 1800s women so it's definitely a thing.
She looks like Marie Antoinette❤️
finally realized who you remind me of: young meryl streep
YESSSSS OMG MAMMA MIA MOMENT
Yesss
She’s taking us back to old TH-cam and I’m HERE for it
I was the 69th like, just thought you should know-
that's why i feel so wholesome?!!! :')
Jess Lynn perv
"that's why I don't use it [chapstick] I eat it." BRUH I'm DYING
“oh my god did i eat this?”
me acting surprised when the chocolate bundt cake my boyfriend bought yesterday so we can “reward ourselves with a little dessert each night” is already completely gone
Me using all the chocolate syrup and a gallon of milk in one night.
Things are getting a little wild at caillou’s house
DJSBDHABAVA
JSJJDJDJDS
Stooooooopppp
The SOUND I just made 🥴😂
Wait is she Caillou or her neighbors DHZHANA 😂😭
i said the “nimke minjaj” joke the other day and my mom was like “what?! who?!” and everybody thought i was dumb.
U must educate them.
you ate this look 👁👄👁
Why was that “Never be satisfied” soooooooooooooooo good!!!!!!!!!
same aah-
I need a time stamp
@11:03
I lost it when she sang that oml
6:20 her burp speech always sends me into the ground LMAO
i really appreciate that you insert every vine after a reference... if you didn't, i'd have to pause and look each one up one by one to watch and that would be hard so ty ilu
Quarantine literally hasn’t been the same since Jenna left so this gave me some Life!! Thx girl 🙏 it slapped
i feel the same way!
I feel this 😭
I feel the same way. She gives me Jenna vibes and I LIVE
They’ve actually hung out a few times. I wish we could’ve got that collab!
Who's Jenna ?
14:11 why does she look like Adele and Rebel Wilsons baby!? Gorgeous omgg
This is so accurate!
The “servin it up, Bella’s way!” SpongeBob reference entirely sent me
I’m from London and her London accent is second to none... it’s not even an English accent it’s specific to the south east, love that!
London accents are what we Americans see on tv the most. It's never liverpool or essex accents so it's pretty easy to imitate lol
I feel so down when she makes self-deprecating jokes because she has genuinely been one of my few sources of happiness this past year and she always makes me laugh so hard and she is so beautiful outside and inside
"i have a couple million followers let's start making music"
Dixie D'amelio:
funny that before this video i never heard of her
HONESTLY BRITTANY REALLY SHOULD BECAUSE HER VOICE IS BEAUTIFUL
nah dixie actually has talent
@@gilipollas6179 lying is a sin
I swear i thought dixies video was a parody.
no one asked but i have never seen young Dolly Parton AND IM SHOOK
I know I didn't show you but you're welcome
She was gorgeous before the surgery, I mean she is still gorgeous but like wow still.
@sad gemini I mean she still is stunning? And she's so wholesome even now 🥺
“God was like i have to humble her and humble me he did” my new moto
In Brazil we don’t say “God humbled me” we say “god doesn’t give wings to snakes”
When I tell you that I will NEVER forget this.
é isso!
But he does
the jenna marbles/too much gene is on all of us, ma’am.
It’s totally a late millenial and early gen z thing lmao
@@NicoleMiami lmaoooo you're right tbh
i really like how she talks - its calming
Oldest sister essence
Brittany: guess who i'm still simping for
Me: Harry Sty-
Brittany: Jack Harlow
lmao i thought she was about to say post malone
YOU SERVED THIS LOOK ON A SILVER PLATTER AND I'M DEVOURING IT.
I love how Brittany and Sarah normalize women being people and being funny and having personality tbh what icons
“ i’m kinda tweaking right now “ LMAOAO
my algorithm recommending Brittany's videos to me knowing full well that I've watched them 46 times and that I WILL watch them again
"I didn't go in lightly because I have the Jenna Marbles gene and that's ok" I get and appreciate that reference SO much
brittany: i'm gonna block my brows
trixie: oh god not again
Literally, is there anything Brittany cannot do?! The more I watch her, the more I’m absolutely amazed.
so no one in these comments is gonna talk about how she moved that bus and pulled out this look for Home Makeover : Extreme Edition
LOOOOOL
👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣💀
Sorry to comment twice but I'm genuinely gonna be like "c'mon gurrrrl..... move that bus" when I'm rooting for someone from this day forth.
That was my childhood show 😌
The ad timing about made me pee myself
"Her eyes literally go up like- CRISPY TYSON CHICKEN STRIPS"
i read that as just something Brittany would say at first without questioning it 😭
I WAS WHEEZING AND MY THROAT IS REALLY DRY RIGHT NOW AND IM-
“her eyes go up like- DO YOU TRUST THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA?” all of my ads are trump ads 😔😔
Gurl I shaved my eyebrows off at my friends house like 3 years ago and I never went back, so many designs and different shapes to do✨😌
“I wanna be keith richards in every aspect... just minus the heroin”
When I tell you I let out the UGLIEST laugh
my dad always talks about how ugly Keith Richards was when he was younger and I'm like.... Sir he was an entire snack (however now, that's a different story ahsjjfjd)
“Me and my 6 pieces of hair.” As a girl also with thin hair, I felt that.
as a girl with thicccc hair i did not feel that lmao
@@annabeld7758 I swear having thick hair is terrible i broke a lot of my brushes i just gave up on having good hair
@@phieso160 BRUH SAME LMAOO i literally only put my hair in low buns, high buns or ponytails. like my hair can literally do nothing wth
@@annabeld7758 I don't even put my hair in a ponytail anymore bc other girls ponytails look so good when the wind blows on them like ariana grande you know the vibes but me it's just an ugly mass moving
But you wanna know the worse? I'm balding on the top girl
@@phieso160 OMG REALLY IM SO SORRY!! but yea it really do be just a clump of hair doe
On the music, you actually have a good voice so thats when you pull a childish gambino and make am alt name. I would stan
"and humble me he did" I CHOCKED 💀
CHOCK
IM CHOCKING
brittany: "if you had to lose any sense, what would it be"
me: hmm common?
brittany: "i think mine would always be taste"
me: oh THAT sense
😂
I feel like this comment was under appreciated 😂💜
If I couldn't taste, my fat ass would be skinny af 😍
ME
Explain how God humbled you Miss M'am?? You're stunning and the personality is *chefs kiss*.
I'm so glad I'm not the only person who gives themselves the "God had to humble me" speech
ME! TOO!
my mantra is that god has to nerf me sometimes otherwise i’d just be too powerful 😤
14:07 ariana's team is gonna copyright claim this
I literally can’t!!!! HAHAHALMFAOGFDFH
I can't believe Ariana grande was in the same room as Brittany broski!!!gasp
HAHAHAHHA
I don't understand how people wouldn't think she's so beautiful, no makeup and with, inside and out, she seems so supportive as a friend and seems so full of personality, I hope others see me like I see her
"sometimes i feel like mort"
Why have I felt that but never knew it before now?!
"sometimes i feel like mort.. from madagascar"
*automatically nods in agreement*
I’ve never clicked so fast and I’m sure this is going to be great
SAME
Everyone is so early 😭😭
"i have the jenna marbles gene and that's okay" 😂😂😂
Jenna walked so Brittany could run
Every single time I’m having a bad day I watch your videos over and over again
Keep posting please 😭😭
On the topic of getting your brows to look higher: SHAVE OFF THE END OF YOUR BROWS. FREE YOURSELF. ANY BROW YOU WANT BABY!!
I am legit bothered and concerned that this idea never occurred to me.
i’m debating doing that but i feel like it’s gonna take me even longer to get them even
You need to stop. That comment is too powerful you can’t just give me that right. This is gonna come back to me when I’m having a 3am breakdown.
Freckles, the Clown I said fuck it and shaved my whole brow 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
i did it and never went back - best manic decision of my life
5:07, brittany going feral is SENDING me
she looks so good omgggg
Current vibes are: laying in bed half asleep and holding a large stuffed goose and witnessing the transformation of one woman becoming a sexy hot dog bun bella hadid moment
Same
where’d u get get ur stuffed goose? It sounds........ _intriguing_
@@crunchy1414 it appeared in my house one day with a strange note, so im not sure. On a completely unrelated note, i seem to be missing some knives from my knife drawer,,,,,
“I’m kinda tweaking right now” me when I take too much of my ADHD medicine
a truer thing has never been said
thank you, you just reminded me to take mine👁👄👁
6:21
I hate to get political but I totally agree
Okay but hold on... I know people are always like “I wish I had her confidence” and she even admires it but says “god humbled me” but AM I THE ONLY ONE? SEEING HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS? like if you think Brittany is gorgeous, she needs to know it by now damn
sometimes i get so self-conscious about how incredibly thin my hair is and i LOVE that you make it so whatever. it is what it is.
Brittany I watch ur videos all the time especially when I’m sad and wanna get out of my head. Thank u for never failing to make me smile. Love you girly☺️❤️
“Is that the secret? Is that the se-“
*blends aggressively*
Anytime that I burp now I either say "PERIODT" at the end or do the hand motions shes doing (sometimes both). Thanks, Brittany!
‘Sometimes I feel like Mort’ is the single most relatable sentence of 2020
The POWERRRRRRRR she harnessed when she put her hair into that ponytail my god 😳😳
hi i was havin a really rough day but then watched this and it made me feel safe and happy. thank you for creating content that makes me feel okay, even if it is just for 14 minutes.
Watching this now she sounds so like gentle. She sounds very girly it’s like foreign to her “GASAUUUUWEDDDD I TOOK HER TO MY PENTHOUSE AND I FREAKED ITTTT”
I feel like dark brown hair with caramel highlights would be such a moment for you
Brittany: put a finger down if you have a really unhealthy attachment and relationship to food
Me: * eating chocolate chips because I'm bored * 👁️👄👁️ ✌️>☝️
me sitting down to eat a chocolate muffin after ive eaten nothing all day
oh i should mention its 3:00 am 💀
@@sunshiny__9670 EAT 😂😂
Dude same I just finished eating pancakes smothered in syrup and it’s 2:30am so😌✨🧚🏾♀️
@@Madi-yc8xt yessss you eat those pancakes!! ( Now I want pancakes)
Youre literally the beauty standard of the 50s so every look u do looks retro af ❤️❤️
"Oh the finishing touch"
Me thinking she was about to take a shot from a flask lol
lmaoo
"Her cheekbones look like hot dog buns."
why did I understand what she meant when she said that lmao
I can't be the only one who thinks she's genuinely one of the most beautiful people in this world, before any makeup at all. I can't be the only one.
only following this tutorial every day for the rest of my life thnx
ew
no offense but stay away from her
the other two replies are fucking hilarious
@@user-kw8qs9do6d HAHA
I’m comforted knowing that my neighbors aren’t the only ones who are constantly screaming bloody murder. Why do they do that anyways? Like go play with a doll or some shit stop YELLIN
Kids in general scream 24/7, never understood why.
I read this in the context of adult neighbors and was very confused
this is my comfort video on youtube thank you very much
Idfk why you say things like “if I was 105 pounds” or “had bigger lips” then I’d be unstoppable. You are already unstoppable and I think your very pretty as it is. If anything ive always thought you had a great nose like yesss...ur so pretty 🥺
I literally lost it at “Me and my 6 pieces of hair” 😂💀