Eat It Or Yeet It #12 w/ Brittany Broski

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  • @Brickheadunofficial
    @Brickheadunofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8404

    “It’s not your time. It’s mine!”
    I died

    • @smoshpit
      @smoshpit  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1267

      the energy i'm trying to keep this year tbh

    • @alexiscedotal9600
      @alexiscedotal9600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      The fact that it worked 😂

    • @luvely1062
      @luvely1062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Omg it was the BEST 🤣😂🤣

    • @stoneheart02
      @stoneheart02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@smoshpit danganronpa stan

    • @MichaelOrias
      @MichaelOrias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Seriously, right from the drop, has me cracking up.

  • @olive.shmolive
    @olive.shmolive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2708

    garrett is now a lavender queen with that lovely gare-care background color

    • @garrettpalm
      @garrettpalm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Lavender is my favorite so no complaints

  • @ixLozziexi
    @ixLozziexi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3197

    Damien: *eats snail*
    Shayne : *French accent* do not mind him he is a pervert

    • @Mars-yg6hc
      @Mars-yg6hc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *Damien *Shayne

    • @addylenz341
      @addylenz341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol they got both names wrong

    • @ultrabigfella
      @ultrabigfella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time stamp?

    • @x._ana_.x465
      @x._ana_.x465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ultrabigfella 7:24

    • @Tb33050
      @Tb33050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      8:25

  • @paigeeck3914
    @paigeeck3914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3153

    Keith while eating the escargot: Somebody try this
    Damien: *launches across table*

    • @imanaruj8972
      @imanaruj8972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That was the funniest

    • @MC-pt8kv
      @MC-pt8kv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@imanaruj8972 That whole string of mumbling, "Don't puke on the," and stuff because he was so desperate to try one.

    • @chitoryu12
      @chitoryu12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I feel him.

    • @jajajasputin8927
      @jajajasputin8927 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I love that for him

  • @caitlanshannon728
    @caitlanshannon728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1671

    Brittany: "is it alive?"
    Damien: "nOt AfTeR I eAt iT"

  • @jasminestiara
    @jasminestiara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2653

    You could also call this episode "Feeding Damien Lunch" lol

    • @emilymulcahy
      @emilymulcahy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I prefer Damien

    • @kpikachu2430
      @kpikachu2430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      after he eats lunch

    • @crazyanimal5125
      @crazyanimal5125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      **"Feeding Damien Second Lunch"

    • @morganfia6663
      @morganfia6663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Shayne “wE jUsT AtE LuNcH 20 MinUeTs Ago!”

    • @k.t.3102
      @k.t.3102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi

  • @ash6563
    @ash6563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4628

    Damien and Shayne are the biggest disappointments Garret has met in his life.

    • @numbo655
      @numbo655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I think Garrett is just bad at this...

    • @nixasteria
      @nixasteria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Numayam I mean it’s not an easy feat to do. Everyone’s tastebuds are different and you can’t just do the same food every time.

    • @awhellyeah12
      @awhellyeah12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Numayam no he’s good they’re just weird

    • @numbo655
      @numbo655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@nixasteria I just don't see how he's so bad at making food bad. Disgusting food is so easy to make! He might want to take a look at some Rhett and Link videos....

    • @eeeellie
      @eeeellie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@numbo655 its gotta look okay enough for them to hit the bell which makes it harder

  • @audrey0554
    @audrey0554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +918

    Brittany, a veteran good mythical morning fangirl: "those are some testicles"

  • @trueblue96CFC
    @trueblue96CFC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1360

    We’ve seen normal Damien, douchebag Damien, Dark Damien and now we have been introduced to hungry Damien 😂😂

    • @jpumbaa1
      @jpumbaa1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Next time on Board AF: Hungry Hungry Damiens

    • @mayahthebee4979
      @mayahthebee4979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I’m still waiting for drunk Damien

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mayah Bonafield I’d pay to see that. I bet a bunch of Damien’s CleverCorps fans on Twitch would give many bits to see that.

    • @gilagal777
      @gilagal777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mayahthebee4979 I mean, he acts like Drunk Damien in the diy videos--
      On another note, I was trying to find a synonym for "hungry" that started with D so we could keep up the alliteration. I found "dinnerless," "depleted," and "desirous," soooo, not happening..

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gage The Mage “We need a horny Damien” So just have Damien open up an OnlyFans account or even a Charurbate account. A man’s gotta do what (or who) he gotta do in this quarantine.

  • @clea6347
    @clea6347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3425

    I think we have determined that shayne's tongue is just broken.

    • @at.myrthe
      @at.myrthe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Yep, and so is Damien's

    • @desshiwaza4065
      @desshiwaza4065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Myrthe Tijman Opposite with Damien, actually

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I love that Damien's and Shayne's taste buds are messed up, but in complete opposite ways. It's actually adorable. They fit so well. Fuckin' friendship goals.

    • @numbo655
      @numbo655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well, eggs brined in beet juice doesn't sound great...

    • @unastankovic3160
      @unastankovic3160 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he is just constantly on blueberry pills

  • @ravenmourne
    @ravenmourne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1871

    I want a "behind the camera" reaction for the moment when Shayne stopped Keith from ringing the bell. I feel like everyone in the back went apeshit.

    • @Klespyrian
      @Klespyrian ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Keith instinctually doing it to Shane around 9 minutes even though they were both already out was icing on the cake

  • @tamraarmstrong1433
    @tamraarmstrong1433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1273

    They should start a show called does Damien dig it...where is just him they have so many odd foods and he tries them

    • @shealynn0390
      @shealynn0390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      or it’s just damien know da way and it’s augustus

    • @Haydez
      @Haydez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It’s basically put it in my mouth but with Damien instead of Noah

    • @julesking1303
      @julesking1303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Instead of challenging Noah to like something it’s challenging Damien to dislike something

    • @madsorcerer
      @madsorcerer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So put it in my mouth but with an exclamation point

    • @freezemypath4
      @freezemypath4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Make Damien the new host of Bizarre Foods

  • @aryahnalegrand9089
    @aryahnalegrand9089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    “Everyone should try it!”
    Shayne is immediately suspicious.

  • @jefffox6404
    @jefffox6404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7676

    **IDEA ALERT**
    A version of eat it or yeet it where the person that rings the bell is safe for the round and everyone else has to eat what Garrett comes up with.

    • @carinaaaaaa4666
      @carinaaaaaa4666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      The Fox Effect YES! I second this idea.

    • @morgozier
      @morgozier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Yes yes yes yes

    • @salanajohnson7233
      @salanajohnson7233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      There needs to be some sort of obstacle course to up the challenge here

    • @jefffox6404
      @jefffox6404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Salana Johnson don’t reveal the food. Becomes a mental game

    • @suicidesk0pez166
      @suicidesk0pez166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This needs to happen

  • @vonscene
    @vonscene 4 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    Damien was stood up for yet another high-five.
    Smosh Court is going to make a comeback to hear Damien VS Kimmy

    • @miliankraft1302
      @miliankraft1302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A new Smosh and order!!

    • @zelastname3637
      @zelastname3637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @mylifeisntinteresting4288
      @mylifeisntinteresting4288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      First time was a bro first actually a high five isn’t a crucial as they’re missed all the time however are still a court worthy offence

    • @mollykauffman6398
      @mollykauffman6398 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      exactly what i thought

    • @FreeToBeAFreak
      @FreeToBeAFreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So was Brittany by Shayne lol she self-fived to save it

  • @ameliarose47
    @ameliarose47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Damien's genuine excitement and happiness throughout this at all the dishes everyone hates is so adorable.

    • @pinkdruid2347
      @pinkdruid2347 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Damien IS Laios irl. You can’t convince me the casting directors for Dungeon Meshi didn’t just watch a handful of these episodes and go “yep, that’s our guy” 😂

    • @jajajasputin8927
      @jajajasputin8927 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@pinkdruid2347I almost forgot!! I've been on a Smosh kick lately and it's been a while since I've watched the newest season. I've been marathoning these like "Man it's so cool how Damien is such an adventurous eater, down for anything" you're absolutely right

  • @actinganimagus
    @actinganimagus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4095

    Damien seriously has the nicest energy ever and I aspire to be such a cool dude

  • @bearkillar6405
    @bearkillar6405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    Damien describing every dish:
    “It’s oily buttery and garlicky “

    • @miguell4835
      @miguell4835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Shane: How's that new game you bought?
      Damien: It's oily buttery and garlicky

    • @randomfemale4322
      @randomfemale4322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How's the ice cream?
      "It's oily, buttery and garlicky."

  • @AlskaNoelle
    @AlskaNoelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4944

    There’s something magical about this Damien-Shayne-Brittany combo. They’re just hilarious together, idk.

    • @ralliegalaxxie9034
      @ralliegalaxxie9034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Noelle Johnson they’re like college roommates that stay up till 4am laughing at nothing

    • @laynac13
      @laynac13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Ikr they had great camera chemistry, there were so funny it seemed like they’ve been friends for awhile lol

    • @Conceptually_yours
      @Conceptually_yours 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I was thinking the same thing! They have the best chemistry and I love how they were all like one-upping their jokes.

    • @emmacurrie8830
      @emmacurrie8830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Brittany is the product lovechild of Shayne and Damien

    • @rashellebruh7845
      @rashellebruh7845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well they’ve worked together before

  • @MeredithHagan
    @MeredithHagan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1550

    Can Brittany come back just so Damien can continue to make her laugh? They have the exact same humor and it is hilarious.

    • @istymix
      @istymix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      kinda ship them together

    • @cheesemcmuffin7229
      @cheesemcmuffin7229 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      ​@@istymix Don't ship real people it's odd

    • @istymix
      @istymix 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@cheesemcmuffin7229 why is it odd?

    • @MizuFujimori
      @MizuFujimori 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its not ​@@istymix

    • @istymix
      @istymix 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MizuFujimori what is not?

  • @PaulPasion
    @PaulPasion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1149

    The longing in Damien's eyes when they're all freaking out about the escargot, absolutely hilarious AND is also a whole-ass mood. ESPECIALLY as his eyes light up as he gets the pasta
    "Also can we please get a second fork" and "Can you save one for me?" had me rolling

  • @Andyyoureastar
    @Andyyoureastar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    Both Damien and shayne were emitting straight attractiveness in this episode. But kimmy and keith were also a lot more quite than usual. What is this mystical energy Brittney brings in hahaha

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      To be fair, Damien and Shayne emit attractiveness in every episode

  • @monkeytree4435
    @monkeytree4435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2163

    Is this Damien’s only source of food, like is he ok?

    • @deajamurphy9337
      @deajamurphy9337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Shane said Damian ate 20 minutes before the shoot

    • @jolliron
      @jolliron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's just pretending to "act cool".

    • @kerriannechilders
      @kerriannechilders 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think he’s flirting with Brittany ngl 😂

    • @EmaS0226
      @EmaS0226 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @gabethebabe8187
      @gabethebabe8187 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deaja Murphy r/woooosh

  • @iMajoraGaming
    @iMajoraGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    oml damien blushed so hard when they said "damien's gonna say omg it's so good"
    his cheeks went like bright red so quick that is so adorable oh my heart

  • @mayumigarcia9445
    @mayumigarcia9445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    “iT’S NOT YOUR TIME... It’s MINE. *karate chops bell*” oMG, LMAOOO

  • @grayp6521
    @grayp6521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    Keith: **Eats another snail and dislikes it**
    Keith: "Man..this is so..good.."
    Shayne: "NO YOU MADE YOUR CHOICE, YOU SUPID MOTHERFUKER" *in french accent*
    (8:22)

  • @JakeMaurer3598
    @JakeMaurer3598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2159

    Damien: “ssssnarticles”
    Brittney: *cries*

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I related to her on a spiritual level in that moment.

    • @prestonjoiner1940
      @prestonjoiner1940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      8:40 your welcome may the snail be with you

    • @nataliewood6628
      @nataliewood6628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      she and damien vibe so well

    • @zacharyhoulahan5626
      @zacharyhoulahan5626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      jake maurer I just wanted to tell you I was your 1000th like

  • @lawrencefosterjenkins8216
    @lawrencefosterjenkins8216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Brittany's "how long have you known you're a merman?" followed by the superimposed merman tail still gets me.

  • @Craigstorm97
    @Craigstorm97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    the way Damien reached for that second dish almost killed me

  • @amandaellerbruch4587
    @amandaellerbruch4587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1240

    Who cares about shaynes grave mouth at this point- let’s talk about Damien and the fact that he thinks EVERYTHING is good.

    • @clawmaster6720
      @clawmaster6720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      All the food there were weird but they are considered foreign delicacy

    • @ligamentless123
      @ligamentless123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Literally the escargot and squid ink pasta are considered delicacies. Y'all americans/whites just don't have open culinary minds.

    • @emilymulcahy
      @emilymulcahy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Except wasabi poptarts and kombucha soup

    • @kieranlee0325
      @kieranlee0325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ligamentless123 this comment makes me so angry and I just cannot find the words to why.

    • @stevenfriedman2902
      @stevenfriedman2902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@ligamentless123 You know some are delicacies of Europe and a lot of Europeans are white, right?

  • @TheLoserface45
    @TheLoserface45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Holy crap, Kieth really fell for Shayne’s “it’s not your time.”

    • @hotduelist
      @hotduelist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That made me laugh out loud

  • @blankname616
    @blankname616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    That, "Tell me that's not testicles" made me laugh so hard

  • @Graaaaaah
    @Graaaaaah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    “It’s not yo time...............………… it’s mine”
    *ding *
    Shane with the French accent during the escargot part😂😂😂

    • @nicacleofenicolas7317
      @nicacleofenicolas7317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I died when shayne said stupid mathafker in a french accent😂

    • @hunniepie6380
      @hunniepie6380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hê ís æ pèrvért

  • @robgrey6121
    @robgrey6121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    13:46
    Kimmy: That's really good
    Garrett: Everyone should try it...
    Shayne: 😊 ... 😒

    • @pocahontasgirl1
      @pocahontasgirl1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I actually felt kinda bad for him, lol.

  • @_Chaotix
    @_Chaotix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    That little "Oh-" from Keith when Shayne said "It's not your t i m e" had me in stitches

  • @esccyanx
    @esccyanx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Brittany's face when Courtney revealed it was Kombucha Soup was PRICELESS.

  • @Retr0Danny25
    @Retr0Danny25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    Courtney: This is Kombucha Soup
    Brittany: *does ugh face*
    Everyone: *laughs*

    • @MysticalDreams
      @MysticalDreams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I didn't really understand what that was about. I dont know what kombucha is, nor do i really know who the guest star is

    • @Retr0Danny25
      @Retr0Danny25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MysticalDreams Kombucha is a type of drink certain people drink not alotta people drink it and the guest star Brittany isn't a fan of Kombucha as far as I saw on her face and when everyone laughed at her they knew she wasn't a fan of the drink

    • @MysticalDreams
      @MysticalDreams 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Retr0Danny25 thanks

    • @Potato__o.
      @Potato__o. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MysticalDreams Google kombucha girl :)

    • @stoopdoop1978
      @stoopdoop1978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MysticalDreams yeah it's a vid on youtube that she made just Google Kombucha Girl:)

  • @IAmMiaAmor
    @IAmMiaAmor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Shayne’s French accent “Do not worry about him, he is a pervert!” 🥖🇫🇷 7:22

    • @Andyyoureastar
      @Andyyoureastar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MiaAmor my favorite quote form this episode lol

    • @amanic3798
      @amanic3798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “ρꫀ𝘳-ꪜꫀ𝘳𝓽“

    • @raphaelleseguin196
      @raphaelleseguin196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's actually bad and wrong, cuz the "t" of pervert is silent in french. Damien's pronounciation of "escargot" though (again with a silent t) is spot on.

    • @IAmMiaAmor
      @IAmMiaAmor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Raphaëlle Séguin but he’s saying pervert in English, not in French. So he’s pronouncing the word correctly with an accent

  • @leighc1656
    @leighc1656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1151

    Ok, the Damien solution:
    First of all, he is a self proclaimed weeb, therefore every food has to be centered around that notion.
    Steamed pork bun, with edible bugs in it, like meal worms. Unassuming from the outside unless you’re Shayne who will not give in.
    Onigiri with a second go round at the bean boozled barf flavored jelly beans. Mince those f*ckers right up and throw some fish sauce in the mix
    An aesthetic ramen with a weird soup base, malic acid? Keep Shayne away somehow tho...also is he ok?
    Sad Sushi - a sushi roll filled with a crushed up wasabi and jelly pop tart since he said he didn’t like that 😌
    The big bite is a bento with something sad but not as bad like Doritos and a pb&j. If he makes it to the end he’ll be upset that it isn’t what he thought but he’ll still turn it into a positive but, as always no one wins 👍🏾

    • @sydneycardoza7034
      @sydneycardoza7034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Leigh C evil

    • @SydneyWasHere65
      @SydneyWasHere65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That is fucking diabolical 😱

    • @jolliron
      @jolliron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think poison should suffice.

    • @dunyamedia
      @dunyamedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Leigh C I feel like this is the type of comment that would get you a job at smosh

    • @draisens
      @draisens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Man - you just went.................................................
      You should hold a meeting with Garrett regarding your suggested episode.

  • @MirorR3fl3ction
    @MirorR3fl3ction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Sarah only half-jokingly threatening to fire Keith for cheating was hilarious, also shoutout to whoever does those anime edits for Damien

  • @EStramel09
    @EStramel09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    That Jedi Mind Trick that Shayne used on Keith was amazing.

    • @chadamgaming2908
      @chadamgaming2908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes i search for a comment about this

    • @rachelkinakh4132
      @rachelkinakh4132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i was looking for this comment 😂

    • @jackpatterson7110
      @jackpatterson7110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He just froze him XD

    • @harryhealey4298
      @harryhealey4298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We know why Shayne is immune to Malic Acid, he’s an alien! The jedi mind trick just proved that to be the case.

  • @yoinkee4954
    @yoinkee4954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    15:34 damn how many times do people gotta leave the guy hanging

    • @mattlewis6889
      @mattlewis6889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      makes me miss Smosh and Order. Next on the docket is Damien vs. Kimmy

    • @geekyorchid5690
      @geekyorchid5690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There should be a video where everyone hi fives Damien

    • @spicytunahh
      @spicytunahh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@geekyorchid5690 THIS. THIS IS WHAT WE WANT. WHAT WE NEEEEEEEEED

    • @SacredCow.
      @SacredCow. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He got Noahed again

  • @CaptainAubie
    @CaptainAubie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    So when is courtney freaking Miller gonna host and courtney plays?

    • @roguewallflower8301
      @roguewallflower8301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Never courtney said she won't play XD

    • @CaptainAubie
      @CaptainAubie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@roguewallflower8301 so did Sara for waxing spelling bee lol

  • @AaronBoBaron_
    @AaronBoBaron_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    Kimmy describing the rocky mountain oysters: "It's chewy, it's salty."
    Garrett in THE CREEPIEST VOICE: "Ooh, it IS salty."
    And then Damian's face, knowing exactly what it is.
    A+ sequence of events.

  • @jasminestiara
    @jasminestiara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    Suggestion for a future episode: weird food from books and movies. Stuff like green eggs and ham, cockroach clusters, tomato and mayo sandwiches etc. 😊

    • @stormhunter2627
      @stormhunter2627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jasmine Shewakramani and you get bingeing with babish to help out

    • @jasminestiara
      @jasminestiara 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stormhunter2627 omg y e s

    • @lkcullen1918
      @lkcullen1918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Chocolate frogs but it's literally just chocolate covered frog legs

    • @theodelacruz2799
      @theodelacruz2799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@stormhunter2627 or maybe with the Mythical Kitchennnn

    • @tennisrox811
      @tennisrox811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But tomato and mayo sandwiches are real???

  • @Jennybird1997
    @Jennybird1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Just rename the show to “Damien Eats Everything”. Also poor Damien got totally Noahed...twice!!

    • @itsthemozzmeister9720
      @itsthemozzmeister9720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      speaking of noah where is he

    • @lkc101
      @lkc101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itsthemozzmeister9720 Check out Devin Larscheid

  • @serinamikaylavlogs
    @serinamikaylavlogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Brittany laughing at the things Damien says is everything

    • @cassandracasey2067
      @cassandracasey2067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This made me want nothing more than for them to date tbh

    • @x._ana_.x465
      @x._ana_.x465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      they collectively have three brain cells

    • @serinamikaylavlogs
      @serinamikaylavlogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cassandra Casey nahhhh, don’t see it, sorry 😓

  • @gentlemendog1189
    @gentlemendog1189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    Only reason Noah is never on this show is cause he’s like “Pathetic weaklings, I ate this daily on my show.”

    • @novaa11
      @novaa11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They discussed it on the podcast I think

    • @AleatoriedadesMr
      @AleatoriedadesMr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@novaa11 and..? What did he say?

    • @sid3645
      @sid3645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Mar he hates “things” so much and they put him on put it in my mouth because he hated eating different food. He was super picky and would only eat butter pasta

    • @starfrog1999
      @starfrog1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i think it's been mentioned before that noah is a super picky eater even with normal food

    • @the_symphonies
      @the_symphonies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@AleatoriedadesMr Actually, when Smosh was still own by defy, nearly everything (series) that created was by defy idea, not by Smosh idea.
      The series where Olivia and Courtney visit and learn about animals(i forget what it calls) they were force to make it. The same goes with Seriously Super Stupid Sleepover, Smosh Lab, and Put it in my mouth. So yeah, they were all forced to make series that wasn't even their idea but they can't fight against defy cuz defy is the owner of Smosh

  • @sketchingstudio5552
    @sketchingstudio5552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    “That is the platypus of soup.”
    “I was just about to say that!”
    Well, looks like there’s one more for the collection.

    • @swagmeister3000
      @swagmeister3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      there’s way too much psychic damien content but we’re here for it

  • @tomodaphne
    @tomodaphne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Normal person: eats bread
    Damien Haas: eats hole in bread, sticks his mouth through it, and starts yodeling

    • @jolliron
      @jolliron 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like Damien: act like a complete dumbass for a living.

    • @Llamacorn87
      @Llamacorn87 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isaac Huetter dude...

    • @jolliron
      @jolliron 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I have a thing for hating Damien...

  • @smarina251
    @smarina251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Damien being into every food is so incredibly attractive in a way i can’t describe

    • @Ruubearr
      @Ruubearr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Frr

    • @vgboogie3285
      @vgboogie3285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ?

    • @syss_7958
      @syss_7958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We Stan a Damien

    • @soulsbrne
      @soulsbrne 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i can describe it exactly

  • @ridginator
    @ridginator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Garrett: common, someone try it
    Shayne: o_o
    Shayne: -_-

    • @sydneymitrecic
      @sydneymitrecic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hehehe I enjoyed that, thank you😂 Have a good day

  • @bakugokatsuki48
    @bakugokatsuki48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    Damien: We ate balls! *tries to get Kimmy to hifi him
    Kimmy: *ignores
    Damien: they ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine but you're not really fine and you...

    • @Rumbple
      @Rumbple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Noah did it to him too... Damien just has to give up on high fives at this point

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Poor Damien. I would high-five him any day of the week.

    • @ddenicoli
      @ddenicoli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damien always left hanging 😂😂

    • @mika-nk7hw
      @mika-nk7hw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      History repeating himself. Sad boi Damien 2.0

    • @mstevensh
      @mstevensh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      For things like that I think Smosh and Order must return.

  • @mrs.bobinski9721
    @mrs.bobinski9721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    QuoteOfTheEpisode:
    *"Chewy like a Polaroid picture"*

    • @super_xay
      @super_xay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The QOTE is actually: snarticles

  • @twentyonep4416
    @twentyonep4416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    kimmy: please lord let this be chicken
    damien: *cHicKEn teStIcaLs??*

  • @emilymcguire8404
    @emilymcguire8404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Damien and Brittney making each other laugh is so pure XD

  • @shyan-oh
    @shyan-oh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Damien hard defending almost every dish, we stan a boi that loves his food equally XD

  • @left4deadfanatic561
    @left4deadfanatic561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    *"It's not your time...it's mine."*
    I lost it😂😂😂

  • @jasonsevilla5937
    @jasonsevilla5937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I love everything about Shayne in this episode - commentary, facial expressions, everything.
    Also, how does Damine never get high-fived?

  • @emilymcguire8404
    @emilymcguire8404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    *CAN SOMEBODY JUST FRIKEN HIGH FIVE DAMIEN*

    • @elim3319
      @elim3319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Brittany high-fived him

  • @happyslowpoke8982
    @happyslowpoke8982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Damien often being left with no one to high-five him is such a sad running gag, especially since it probably happens even more times off-camera as well

    • @WatermelonLover
      @WatermelonLover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Happy Slowpoke unfortunate side effect for being a weeb around normal people

    • @happyslowpoke8982
      @happyslowpoke8982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WatermelonLover What a shame 😔😔😔

    • @williamlanglois6607
      @williamlanglois6607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *high five Damien*

  • @thrishathejoy
    @thrishathejoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Ok, i'm not sure whose tongue is broken: shayne's or damien's who thinks everything is good.

  • @flipdip1872
    @flipdip1872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Damien is the charles boyles of smosh

  • @Orwin_Crossheart
    @Orwin_Crossheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    2:53 "It's not your time. It's mine!" SO DAMN HILLARIOUS!

    • @nicacleofenicolas7317
      @nicacleofenicolas7317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmfaao i keep on repeating that part

    • @Orwin_Crossheart
      @Orwin_Crossheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nicacleofenicolas7317 I know! It's an amazing moment!

    • @nicacleofenicolas7317
      @nicacleofenicolas7317 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Orwin_Crossheart agreeed

    • @Orwin_Crossheart
      @Orwin_Crossheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nicacleofenicolas7317 I want to know how long it took him to come up with that. It seemingly came out of nowhere!

    • @nicacleofenicolas7317
      @nicacleofenicolas7317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Orwin_Crossheart probably he last minute thought of that he like NAAHH KEITH ITS MY TIME TO SHAYNEE (SHINE) ok

  • @jewels5331
    @jewels5331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    can we talk about how damien is the definition of boyfriend material??!!

    • @mattbarker2943
      @mattbarker2943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Correction: Husband material.

    • @akachan5475
      @akachan5475 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      uhm yes

    • @abov8030
      @abov8030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mattbarker2943 thats what i was gonna say lol

  • @flowerangel502
    @flowerangel502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I'm not even kidding, this episode just reaffirmed my love for Damien; I couldn't stop smiling at his happiness and now my face hurts from smiling so hard feeling happy for him myself.

  • @gshak33
    @gshak33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    I think Garrett’s “bad dishes” needs some pointers from Josh over at GMM

    • @BooFlo62
      @BooFlo62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      shampoo pickle flashback

    • @rosegoldhiips
      @rosegoldhiips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      they should absolutely have mythical chef josh make the food for one and make garrett one of the eaters or yeeters

  • @skylersmith8646
    @skylersmith8646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Shayne: *says loudly* "that's clearly snail"
    Keith: "What is that!?"

  • @tolkienmerrigan7211
    @tolkienmerrigan7211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Kombucha Soup is my prison name

  • @nicolefriedli1195
    @nicolefriedli1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2934

    “Can I get some water? I’ve got some snail particles in my mouth”
    “Ssssnnnarticles...”
    *britney laughs*
    Damien looks so proud after she laughs and it’s so adorable 😭
    Edit-aaayyy! 165 likes?!? Thanks y’all!

    • @PotatoKing16
      @PotatoKing16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I want Smosh to hirre heerrr. I love the dynamic with Shayne and Dame 💕

    • @nicolefriedli1195
      @nicolefriedli1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      grace I genuinely would watch any video of the three of them together over and over again

    • @emilyjoye4602
      @emilyjoye4602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      In case anyone was wondering it's at 8:37

    • @brotherkhrayn3525
      @brotherkhrayn3525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I liked, then I saw the edit and I unliked it

    • @nicolefriedli1195
      @nicolefriedli1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Michael Tiller good for you?

  • @adamdoyle1516
    @adamdoyle1516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Sassy french shayne is my new favourite smosh character

    • @Slipknot4769
      @Slipknot4769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Soldiers... of... the sassy, French, army! We are here to..." lol

    • @criesincryptid
      @criesincryptid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Slipknot4769 I would pay good money to see that

  • @imgabiireyes
    @imgabiireyes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    i love that sarah is in the back saying “keith istg i will fire you.” 😭😂

    • @armienorliemorga5790
      @armienorliemorga5790 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hmmm... may I know if Sarah is serious at that time and if she really means what he said to Keith?

    • @imgabiireyes
      @imgabiireyes ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@armienorliemorga5790 prolly not.

  • @supahsamurai1
    @supahsamurai1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Keith: *Floats hand*
    Sarah: *In the background* "I will fire you!"
    💀💀💀😂😂😂

    • @supahsamurai1
      @supahsamurai1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@martintinggaardquotes of course she was joking, but what makes it funnier is that she is one of the higher ups I believe. She still wouldn't though, if anything just stop inviting him back on this game, but Keith is infamously known for "cheating" lol he can't help it.

  • @love2manythings
    @love2manythings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Damien and Brittney are vibing on the same wavelength and I'm here for it

  • @sknyc1688
    @sknyc1688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    For Shayne, the good stuff is bad and the bad stuff is good.
    For Damien everything is just good.

  • @Inlife33
    @Inlife33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    7:05 Mans entire life had been building up to this moment... he really wanted the snail🥺

  • @rileyraker1143
    @rileyraker1143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Why did "How long have you known you're a merman?" actually SEND ME

  • @hikamochi3639
    @hikamochi3639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Damien: WE ATE BALLS!!! *raises hand and looks*
    Everyone: *cheers about eating balls*
    Damien: *runs hand through hair... again*
    I feel bad for Damien whenever this happens. He's such a sweet and precious boy. I wanna give him a high-five someday! ( > w

  • @meganfordyce5390
    @meganfordyce5390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Brittany: *Unaccompanied by Sarah's crackhead energy*
    French Shayne: "I gotchu"

  • @linaa_e
    @linaa_e 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    damiens soft "snarticles" and Brittany's amazing laugh was so funny to me 😭 8:38

  • @deadhollow2765
    @deadhollow2765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I just saw the black spaghetti and was like “yea that’s squid ink”😂

    • @jasmined.greene8907
      @jasmined.greene8907 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same! I was like 'oh it's squid ink pasta!' I had tp pause playing Dragon Ball FighterZ to do a double take though lmao.

    • @shurps_6994
      @shurps_6994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I Jus Thought Of It As A Jojo Phantom Blood Reference lol

    • @deadhollow2765
      @deadhollow2765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cinna Master Dio just pops out “JOJOOO”

    • @KillaCheeto56
      @KillaCheeto56 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The first thing I thought of was Nao Sadatsuka's Laksa curry from Food Wars.

    • @TotallyAstrous
      @TotallyAstrous 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. Idk how they didn't connect it? I wanted to just yell at em through the screen. XD

  • @xKCAZxLEADER
    @xKCAZxLEADER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    “Can we bring the balls back in?”
    -Brittany 2020

  • @MeganR9156
    @MeganR9156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The way Brittany laughed at “snarticles” 🤣💀😂

  • @tytyenderd1am0nd55
    @tytyenderd1am0nd55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Everyone keeps calling Garrett vegan and he’s always like “😕I’m vegetarian”

  • @mayumigarcia9445
    @mayumigarcia9445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    “Keith, i will f i r e you, if you don’t keep that flowy hand” 💀💀💀

    • @daveedcue
      @daveedcue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mayumi Garcia Sarah officially has had ENOUGH 😂

    • @terryisntfunny8561
      @terryisntfunny8561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ian shouldn’t allow thst

  • @jrlong1217
    @jrlong1217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    We need a french Shayne character in in Try Not to Laugh, or french version of previous ones.

    • @taylorgreen9929
      @taylorgreen9929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      (in French accent) So, you're looking to enter France? I've seen many a traveler enter but none return

    • @jpumbaa1
      @jpumbaa1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was like Pierre LaPierre was alive and with us today.

    • @alexandermarc5641
      @alexandermarc5641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jpumbaa1 Long Live the Red Rampist!

    • @jpumbaa1
      @jpumbaa1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexandermarc5641 "Yes! No!"

  • @ilinachiriac4867
    @ilinachiriac4867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    2:54 shayne putting that psychology degree to use

  • @lucimeyers8900
    @lucimeyers8900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    brittneys laugh after Damien said “snarticals”

  • @wkwrd9667
    @wkwrd9667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    please tell me they filmed a try not to laugh with brittany i’ll CRY IF THEY DIDNT

  • @andreponniah9900
    @andreponniah9900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    Everyone's talking about Damien's tastebuds, and no one is talking about him and Brittany

    • @aboz8649
      @aboz8649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I know!! They could be the ultimate internet couple

    • @janaloff
      @janaloff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      YES OMG

    • @emaleighschultz4828
      @emaleighschultz4828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A Boz YES

    • @rileybeebe5435
      @rileybeebe5435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Andre Ponniah they were making each other laugh the whole time and i thought it was so cute

  • @mkaynash
    @mkaynash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Damien said “s-spoo-.. Can I have a spoon?” With the little grabby hand 🥺

  • @eazy2lawyer851
    @eazy2lawyer851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Kimmy: puts food in her mouth
    Britney: balls

  • @fabivazquez95
    @fabivazquez95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Damien is like the perfect boyfriend, he would eat, literally, everything I cook. 😂

  • @emilystorm8624
    @emilystorm8624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Damien: CEO of genuinely enjoying everything

  • @emilyulibarri6719
    @emilyulibarri6719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    13:08 when Courtney reads what it is in the background

  • @ryannpuma4134
    @ryannpuma4134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    8:40 I absolutely love Brittany’s laugh.

  • @xxrainbow_ghoulxx6524
    @xxrainbow_ghoulxx6524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    1) I love how stoked for just about every dish Damien is. He has such a wide array of food to pick from every day since he's not at all picky.
    2) I'm sad he got left hanging for a hive five again :(

  • @Amateur.Nail.Art.1
    @Amateur.Nail.Art.1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Garrett: Everyone should try it!
    Shayne: *immediately suspicious*

  • @katana8199
    @katana8199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love Shane and Damian being in the same video together their energy is frickin contagious 😂😂😂😂

  • @aarond.rodriguez2594
    @aarond.rodriguez2594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The interaction between Damien and Britney @7:42 is everything
    the lean
    the look
    THE POLAROID PICTURE
    edit:
    THE ENERGY BETWEEN THEM IS EVERYTHING, SNARTICLES