Cole Phelps: Expert Atheist

Cole Phelps gives his opinion on The Bible. I post when I'm streaming on Twitter and Discord, so give those a follow if you're interested in watching live.
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[@BonMovies]

In the next episode, Phelps faces his rival, The Torah.

[@DastardlyDawar]

for the series finale, he shall face off against his fiercest opponent yet, The Quran.

[@flopa9969]

​@@DastardlyDawar lmao 🤣

[@clipboss8052]

@@DastardlyDawar But what people don't realize is that there is a DLC side mission in which Cole Phelps tackles the religious texts of the oldest religion which is still practiced in our modern world. That's right! Cole Phelps tackles the Hindu Vedas, and faces an enemy so difficult to catch, you could swear that karma is on his side.
*SPOILERS!* : Phelps soon finds that the same crime, in the same manner, keeps occurring every 70 years in this same city because one of the most evil men in history keeps coming back through reincarnation!

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

"You're not denying you're a jew, are you Mr. Kalou?"

[@nostalgiaof98]

_some people don't like Jews_
*smug face*

[@Ori0n1975]

“It would take a smarter man than me to connect that.”

[@TheExpressionx]

I was thinking “nothing significant” but you chose the better quote 😂😂😂

[@jamesdinius7769]

Seems irrelevant.

[@christopherwall2121]

Optimistic, Cole.

[@_LucasRP]

Maybe.. nope.

[@SuperBulldogWarrior]

*reads the book of genesis*
"...circumstantial...."

[@PauloHernandezXD]

Lmaooo

[@reconbravo104]

No, circumcision

[@dashingdahlias8873]

The Consul's Car has got to be the memeiest case in the entire game
From the face Oswald Jacobs makes during his interrogation, to the Bible, to Valdez and his love of young boys, to the Packard salesman. Like 90% of the memes that came out of this game came from this case alone.

[@epj0211]

ARE YOU A MAD MAN!?

[@Shoji91]

At least he places it back gently.

[@Echelon111999]

DO YOU DO HARAM THINGS WITH CHILDREN VALDEZ?

[@ethanlivemere1162]

ARE YOU A MADMAN

[@crashpal]

0 'doubt'

[@jmgonzales7701]

I eat pork

[@BriahnAznable]

I feel like I’m the course of 11 years this should have become a reaction meme by now

[@vassel6643]

ARGENTINA MENTIONED 🥳🎉🎉🎉🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🥳

[@nostalgiaof98]

Please come to Brazil

[@elweondelasweas836]

Me when I have a dollar in Argentina

[@_LucasRP]

​@@elweondelasweas836 no

[@PsychorGames]

Well, Cole is known for doubting.

[@ejwickschildhoodvideos2975]

Optimistic cole

[@musicaleuphoria8699]

Circumstantial

[@sooryan_1018]

I'm shaking and crying rn. C-C-Cole is a reddditorr???????

[@bobsnow6242]

Of course he is, look at the fedora.

[@Servergmr]

You don't have to be a Redditor to realise religion is stupid.

[@raptorfromthe6ix833]

he cant be,he is married

[@briishdestroyer5557]

​@@Servergmr redditor detected

[@ROONLD]

@@Servergmrdrop and give me 20

[@andrestl7052]

I played the game back in the day, and if I remember correctly Cole was actually religious, maybe a Christian, but not an Atheist, btw I know this video is just a joke

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

The Christian who cheats on his wife.

[@_LucasRP]

​@@gimmeyourrights8292nobody is perfect

[@lautarolencina5353]

Like most

[@jmgonzales7701]

​@gimmeyourrights8292 alot do

[@Wingcake1]

In a modern setting the argentinian ambassador would use an inter miami game as an excuse to visit the country but hes secretly meeting millionare owners in a child trafficking ring.

[@JoJoTheOtter]

This is like a Spider-Man Sunday paper comic strip.

[@christopherwall2121]

"You ever think about how many people have died, and how big Heaven would have to be to hold them all?"
"No I have not. Show some respect,will ya?"

[@jmgonzales7701]

People try to attempt human logic in everything

[@steveorsomthing7600]

In this riveting episode of L.A. NOIRE, Detective Cole Phelps finally answers the question of the existence of a higher power!

[@herrlenny]

i remember playing, grabbing the bible, and having him say "garbage" lmao

[@REV-1]

Internet atheist

[@whyluigi926]

Say it with me now "jesus schmesus"

[@mrosos7308]

* someone recites the book of exodus to explain Israel's actions*
Me:" It'll take a smarter man than me to connect that

[@ArchmageOfAnarchy]

"Not everything here is going to be relevant."

[@murphymoerf]

I don't think this is any help to us

[@Brandonhayhew]

he did mentioned that one of his comrades made the valley of death look like a picnic

[@XOPOIIIO]

Nope, I've already read it unlike 99% of believers.

[@civilservant9528]

*Beliebers

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

i saw someone reply " *beliebers " and now all i can think of is " Justin Belieber. "
its funny and i dont even know a single song that guy made.

[@XOPOIIIO]

@@GunSpyEnthusiast You didn't even listen "Baby"?

[@noco7243]

Good for you. At least you have time on your hands.

[@BigSmoke-bu6ib]

Now imagine if they did the same thing but with the quaran

[@angryretailbanker5103]

“You fuck young boys, Valdez!?”

[@Almost_a_hero]

Change the title to "Reddit Athiest"
With the Toran change the title to "4chan athiest"

[@endaburns2121]

made it inconsequential to a crime? wow yeah those crazy muslims would sure get made over that one

[@duglife2230]

Reddit moment

[@danielgeronimo5538]

He would have a one mean of a baptism

[@snoopsq.527]

“Jesus Schmeesus”

[@DoctorEssler]

This is why I love you.

[@blakegriplingph]

nope.avi

[@MattHall2003]

“Junk”

[@santiago6676]

Bojack Horseman:

[@nadiarey4196]

Wait. Why is there a Argentinian flag on the table?
What game is this?

[@TheRealHungryJoe]

LA Noire.. I actually started playing this / streaming. It has a lot of funny moment like that

[@PhantomOutlaw]

@@TheRealHungryJoewait till you see Jack Kelso’s open negotiating position

[@remainprofane7732]

If I remember correctly, the flag was given as a gift by an Argentinian ambassador who “knew” the suspect.

[@nostalgiaof98]

Argentina Simulator

[@noco7243]

Stole it from an diplomat's car after he tried to fuck him.

[@lovec0]

Oh cole i do love you as a character so xD

[@raccoonftw7202]

Hahaha, this is gold.

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

Of course Cole and God aren't friends, given what he seen in the war.

[@_LucasRP]

🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷

[@jobrakai9395]

That’s it??? That don’t mean shit dude

[@alexyo2440]

Discards as not evidence of anything

[@Thank_you_Holy_God]

❤

[@cockroachbalogna]

NOPE.

[@JPLPPD]

Junk

[@notguano]

@cockroachbalogna LOL

[@ccourter]

lol I would not even touch it...you know...fire

[@marvincool3744]

Basado

[@Servergmr]

Religion is pretty stupid.

[@jmgonzales7701]

True