Their reactions when the auctioneer reveals the starting price. Absolutely hilarious from all three of them. Trouble is Clarkson had set a crazy reserve price which obviously wasn't met, so he ended up having to keep The Excellent. He's done more work on it and apparently still drives it.
I genuinely love the Excellent. Needs a bit of work, but what a spectacular marriage of strength and elegance. Also I love how in-universe, Hammond and May are capable of hearing the voice over in real time.
@@TheSudsy Yeah, i don't know the real story behind it, but i assumed it just didn't meet the reserve and would not be sold, they could have the auctioneer say the line that it was sold for jokes, or, yeah, it was all scripted.
I speak a bit portuguese, I think they say....5:16 "não tem conforte nenhum" (it has no confort whatsoever) 5:22 "Estou cuidando pra não quebrar" (I´m trying not to break it) 5:29 "Ta legal, o motor ta bom" (It´s cool, the engine is good)
The grand tour has taught me two things: One, even though I live two hours away from the ocean I need to own a PBR secondly, THE EXCELLENT is EXCELLENT in every way.
Same here. At first i thought the other player was just taking the piss, until i saw the "so you've butchered a classic car" turning to "you've made an exquisite SUV" haha
Lmao, the subtitles. Haha, that was funny. If someone wants to know what the brazilian lads said, here goes. 5:16 - There is no comfort at all (Willian) - Mine is better (Willian) -Be careful to not break anything (Oscar) - There is no rats here, right? ( Willian ) - Nah, it looks cool, the engine is good. (Oscar)
As someone who knows french - subtitles had nothing to do with what he said. Were u being funny or smth? He started saying if it is cold u can not close the roof blah blah blah
You can tell how old this is when ALL of those Chelsea players are no longer at the club, apart from RLC, who's on loan at Fulham. Edit: RLC is now back in the Chelsea squad.
@@TSERJI Sir Alex Ferguson was the football manager for Manchester United from 1986 to 2013. He is widely regarded as one of the greatest managers of all time and has won more trophies than any other manager in the history of football.
I think it's a great idea, if done properly and built from scratch. It actually looks pretty good. Much better than the so-called coupe-suvs we have now.
The characters are the best,that's why they are on so long.For the "crazy ideas",the trips,the cars,the way they manage to produce the shows The best trio ever!Edit : We want NEW episodes!
After whatching the latest lochdown i was very disappointed and seems like that the show is over. Dudes are too old and too rich to continue the clownade for shells
@@JuniperJennifer666 also they ran out of good ideas.. in the latest top gear years the quality already went down, with only a few original items per season and lots of recycled ideas. imho the grand tour was not getting any better, I saw a few good items, but not enough to keep going.
Im not really a car lover, I just have a car but top gear was a great show because of the pure chemistry. In the essence of classic British comedy to take one out the equation and substitute for another simply wouldn't work.
6:12 This reminds me of when I walked around Canary Wharf in London during the recession. They'd closed the road and were selling super cars outside the shopping mall.
I would honestly love to own that car. Looks fun as hell to drive and I could not care less about fancy accessories like "heating" and a "functional speedometer".
Hammond and May's faces when he says £425 hahahaha
For a HOT SECOND I thought the fella was going to say £425,000 and I nearly died.
Absolutely brilliant. Clarkson looks so shocked.
It's a show. That is why it is called, 'A show.'
I thought it was somehow going to start at £425 and end up over the original number of £120,000 lol
I can't believe someone actually bidded on it
"I'll tell you exactly who will buy this car."
"People who use roundy-ended scissors."
Probably one of James' better clap backs 😂😂
The person who actually bought it, Probably made a lot more More money by converting it back into its Original make.
LOL... the French guy actually says, "In London it's cold, so a convertible is no good" And then "I can't see"
Actually, they're both Belgian. So they're mini-French people...
What happened to 'Global Warning' and the gas tax to stop it?
@@eaglestrike6408 French are mini-italian people
@Orion You know that it's not actually gas just the Americans being lazy and using it as a short word for gasoline
@@erepsekahs are you talking about ultra low emissions zones because there is no 'gas tax' in london
3:03 "This is two scrap cars glued together by a muppet"
Nailed it.
Hammond laughing in the background at 120 thousand 😂
Hammond: I can see the road
Clarkson: I can too
Hammond: No, there's a hole in the floor...
It's funny cause Hammond normally can't actually see the road over the steeringwheel
Haha funny transcript you deserve the like. Not.
@@ssmusi9928 I suppose you comment this on everyone one of these comments don't you
@@aaronhutt274 no, but this was particularly pathetic
@@ssmusi9928 good to know
7:01 "And many of the punters were happy "toupee" 6 figure sums" lol
I never noticed that thats great editing
"...this is two scrap cars glued together by a muppet..."
I felt that.
you drive an s chassis huh
I can fix it with just one mod , 16inch bakkie rims would look better , those range rover rims are too big for the Merc
It really is and is worth about 10 cents and a cold coffee.
I swear I was searching for this comment 🤣🤣
Their reactions when the auctioneer reveals the starting price. Absolutely hilarious from all three of them.
Trouble is Clarkson had set a crazy reserve price which obviously wasn't met, so he ended up having to keep The Excellent. He's done more work on it and apparently still drives it.
Yeah apparently it’s one of the few cars from the show he’s kept and he really loves it 😂💀
I would rather keep this car too. Yeah you got a Mercedes, but can it go off-roading
@@jonathanryan2915
well i think Mercs are actually quite good at offroading just saying G-wagon or Unimog
If you watch Clarksons farm you can see it being stored in his barn.
Just under 500 lol
His genius is so frightening, he personally crashed Mercedes and Land Rovers value because they wouldn't produce this.
yeah but the thing is it could actually have worked. if you know they had six years to do it properly.
Not for long though. Great laffs.
even jeremy himself wouldn't claim something this dumb
Ohh my lord. You made my day @E39 Purist 😂
@@KristofferEk or had... you know, put the interior into the car
8:12 I never noticed that Jeremy's auction number card thing has some artwork on it 🤣🤣🤣
An penis
i speak american and i can confirm those subtitles are 100% accurate
100% spot on
American isnt a language
@@shadmansudipto7287 np man
So The Grand Tour translation team doing well.
@@ramonhegeman5300 r/woosh
funniest part is the auctioneer trying not to laugh when he sees Jeremy bidding on his own car.
When I saw it on clarkson a farm in the barn, my soul filled with happiness, knowing that he kept it.
Only proves that it was truly excellent.
It made my cow shit as I was milking her. She always does that when she sees Clarkson. .
@@erepsekahs your cow must be very ill then
your soul filled with happiness?? what a ridiculous statement
@@dingopisscreek your soul must be filled with raisins and that grey part on the bottom of the salmon :(((((((((
this still makes me laugh. That was some great times, i really doubt their will ever be a trio of old school car guys quite like these men.
thank God for that
I genuinely love the Excellent. Needs a bit of work, but what a spectacular marriage of strength and elegance.
Also I love how in-universe, Hammond and May are capable of hearing the voice over in real time.
Well said, you sir have distinguished taste. Wanna go halves on one?
It's pretty much a built in the shed version of the Rally Fighter
It’s like something out of Mad Max I like it in that respect
James:So what part of Chelsea you are from?
Eden Hazard : Belgium
James: ohh🙄🤣
"Wheres uhm Alex Ferguson? Why don't we ask him?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"The Entanglement"
Dont know any of these guys
'Which of you is Wayne Rooney?'
@@vassowned7768 Hazard, Courtois, Cahill, Costa, Oscar, Willian, all very famous players
May barely keeping himself composed after 7:25 is hilarious 🤣
“Interior can benefit from some minor attention” -“Yes by a hand grenade!” Hammond
😅😅
Anybody notice the flattened squirrel on the road 😂😂 5:49
To this day he actually still owns the car
well, even the junkyard refuses to take it in
@@keyzulu LOL
I also thought of this and was a bit clickbaited 😅
I thought he was actually really auctioning it in this video, not the set up from the show
@@TheSudsy Yeah, i don't know the real story behind it, but i assumed it just didn't meet the reserve and would not be sold, they could have the auctioneer say the line that it was sold for jokes, or, yeah, it was all scripted.
3:52 Jeremy: "I like my car."
Hammo: *"It's shit!"* 😂
5:49 I never noticed that roadkill when I first watched this, lol.
Dead fox on closer attention, taken out head on.
@@potgieterl Pretty sure it's a dead squirrel, way to small to be a fox
@@Josefsson9013 😉
@@potgieterl You might have made a joke but i missed it sorry
@@Josefsson9013 It's all good, English is my second language, my humour does not translate well, do you think that flattened squirrel is real?
5:50 lol I call this lovely composition "burnout on a squirrel". beautiful angle.
"I can see the road!" - Proof that this is a genuine Land Rover!
5:48 they actually cut a squished squirrel in lol
I'm surprised Richard and James didn't graffiti the name to The Excrement.
Lmao
"The Excrement" 🤣
5:27 the Brazillian player actually asked if there were no rats in the car.. LOL the subtitles kill me
Pssssst, you're ruining Clarkson's sales pitch...
I speak a bit portuguese, I think they say....5:16 "não tem conforte nenhum" (it has no confort whatsoever) 5:22 "Estou cuidando pra não quebrar" (I´m trying not to break it) 5:29 "Ta legal, o motor ta bom" (It´s cool, the engine is good)
Exactly 😂
i trust you 😜😂😂
I'm portuguese and I approve this message.
5:50 just a dead flat squirrel on the road😂 damn!
The grand tour has taught me two things: One, even though I live two hours away from the ocean I need to own a PBR secondly, THE EXCELLENT is EXCELLENT in every way.
If done properly I would drive it everywhere.
@@loopedmess No different than all the AMCs and Triumphs we've been doing in the US for decades
“This is 2 scrapped cars glued together by a muppet” 🤣🤣 3:04
I thought the subtitles were real until I saw the one of the guy speaking in English 😂😂
Same here. At first i thought the other player was just taking the piss, until i saw the "so you've butchered a classic car" turning to "you've made an exquisite SUV" haha
"Stop saying things in the voiceover that aren't true!" So very meta.
@Hello Brian how are you doing
Boy that car really was Excellent
True. I would've bought it just for the shit's and giggles😂😂😂😂
In the wrong sort of way lmao
Lmao, the subtitles. Haha, that was funny.
If someone wants to know what the brazilian lads said, here goes. 5:16
- There is no comfort at all (Willian)
- Mine is better (Willian)
-Be careful to not break anything (Oscar)
- There is no rats here, right? ( Willian )
- Nah, it looks cool, the engine is good. (Oscar)
3:34 Looks like Kante drove his Mini instead of riding his bike to training that day
"Ohh no it moves"
Lost it when he said that 🤣🤣
"I can see the road"
"I can as well"
*NO there's a hole in floor*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The flattened squirrel at 5:50 really sells the car in my opinion
Okay those subtitles were simply amazing 😂😂
they were flippin' horrific!
1:09 Jeremy: "Which would you rather have: the Excellent, or that Porsche?"
James & Richard in perfect harmony: *"That Porsche!"* 😂
7:42 gold
As someone who knows a little bit french: The subtitles most definitely do not deceive you, they are 100% accurate and i didnt laugh even once.
As someone who also knows a little French this statement is a shared one.
@@jakem5039 as someone who knows a little french, i highly appreciate your appreciation
As someone who doesn't know any French, I believe you entirely.
Gosh, you are so clever.
As someone who knows french - subtitles had nothing to do with what he said. Were u being funny or smth? He started saying if it is cold u can not close the roof blah blah blah
dude whoever bought that damn car hit the jackpot
it's literally a grand tour collectible 1 out of 1 ever made
It didn't hit reserve price, so it didn't sell. Clarkson still has this piece of... work, today.
if they said Jeremy Clarkson made this, it would easily have been 10 times the price
Or a tenth of it.
Imo it didn't look like that crowd would care much. Plus they already saw him in the audience I'm sure
I would have paid 10X less. He makes me AND my wife puke.
@@erepsekahs Then why are you watching?
@@Dr.Spatula I dropped in when I saw the thug, to make my point and immediately drop out....that was my point. Got-it?
Did Clarkson say Toupee (Too Pay), because the bloke at 7:02 had a wig 😂
RIP for the squirrel at 5:50
That's a squirrel? It's hard to tell when it's that flat.
@@stereoroid It was :'(
Oh no! Anyway...
@@kutter_ttl6786 Literally :D
When May and Hammond agrees to go against Clarkson, is just pure gold. Lol
You can tell how old this is when ALL of those Chelsea players are no longer at the club, apart from RLC, who's on loan at Fulham.
Edit: RLC is now back in the Chelsea squad.
What year was this?
@@callumblake9003 2016.
More of these players play for Real Madrid than for Chelsea these days. Ahh yes, the Grand Tour TH-cam channel, recycling old material since 2016.
I was thinking the same, the car must've scared them away
2016 is "old"? Damn.
I like how the subtitle say "flipping amazing" 5:07
"I'll tell you exactly who will buy this car..."
"People who use roundy-ended scissors."
4:32 "Where is Alex Ferguson?" 😅
Made me laugh that bit did
i didn't get it, can someone explain
@@TSERJI Sir Alex Ferguson was the football manager for Manchester United from 1986 to 2013. He is widely regarded as one of the greatest managers of all time and has won more trophies than any other manager in the history of football.
For a HOT SECOND I thought the auctioneer was going to say £425,000 and I nearly died.
6:34
Hammond reading Clarkson’s Synopsis always gets me
“Sympathetically marries the chassis of the esteemed Land Rover” 😭
It's been gloomy the whole month, this is a life saver. The laughter i had was genuinely 🤣 unstoppable.
nothing is unstoppable
@joe paluka oh sod off.
"Let me start at £425"
Hammond and May's face and a shocked Clarkson😂😂😂
These guys will make you lose weight
I can almost guarantee the guy who won the bid can flip that car for AT LEAST 5X more than what he paid because it's now Grand Tour famous
The car still belongs to Jeremy.
Actual
3:19 Hammonds smirk laugh though
“The interior would benefit from some minor attention,
Yes, *WITH A HAND GRENADE* “
English chassis mating to German precision and the wiring is woefully incomplete. I bet that was fun
two scrap cars glue together by a muppet LOOOOOOOOL...thats funny on so many levels
No one on earth can replace them they always crack me up 😂
5:50 a squirrel laying flat on the road lol
I laughed so hard. Best trio to ever grace our screens on motor shows.
5:50 Rip squirrel
I think it's a great idea, if done properly and built from scratch. It actually looks pretty good. Much better than the so-called coupe-suvs we have now.
The guy auctionner trying to keep a straight face is the best part of this bit!!!
I don’t care if it’s staged. It’s friggin’ hilarious, lol. 🤣🤣🤣 I really do miss these skits. 😎
5:50 subtle detail of the Excellent with a squirrel flat on the road. Nice one Jeremy.
The characters are the best,that's why they are on so long.For the "crazy ideas",the trips,the cars,the way they manage to produce the shows
The best trio ever!Edit : We want NEW episodes!
you gotit buddy.
After whatching the latest lochdown i was very disappointed and seems like that the show is over. Dudes are too old and too rich to continue the clownade for shells
@@JuniperJennifer666 also they ran out of good ideas.. in the latest top gear years the quality already went down, with only a few original items per season and lots of recycled ideas. imho the grand tour was not getting any better, I saw a few good items, but not enough to keep going.
This is 2 scrap cars glued together by a "muppet" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Perfectly framed road kill at 5:49
"Cuidado pra não quebrar"
"Tem rato aqui não, né?" 🤣🤣🤣 Yeah, they liked 🤣😉
These are so funny
You got to make these 3 national treasures
Best thing on you tube and any television anywhere
that 5:49 frame and a squirrel, what an amazing shot
Hammond: "Is that as far in as I can get?"
Normally his WIFE'S line 🤣🤣🤣
3:34 *if I want I can cut mines in half and make one like it* 😂
1:15 same catchphrase scene from Transformers 4- Bumblebee and Stinger
5:50 love the addition of the squirrel
Im not really a car lover, I just have a car but top gear was a great show because of the pure chemistry.
In the essence of classic British comedy to take one out the equation and substitute for another simply wouldn't work.
"oh no it moves" had me in stitches
These silly projects are what I'll always remember from the show!
I have to say the post editing of this video was hilarious! The voiceovers and the subtitles. lmao
Brings a tear to the Eye.. That's Voice-over guy...
7:02 "happy toupe..." hahaha
Start me at 425 pounds...the reactions😂😂😂 lmao
6:12 This reminds me of when I walked around Canary Wharf in London during the recession. They'd closed the road and were selling super cars outside the shopping mall.
3:03 RIP to the man who put this together in a day
After Jeremy's such an elaborate detailing the Bois said "rubbish" 😂😂😂
1:47 It is now canon. They can hear the voice overs as well
some squirl got flattened on the road at 5:50 hahahahaah
Clarkson actually uses this car around his farm. He loves it 🤣
5:50 Oh look at that precious squirrel :)
I would honestly love to own that car. Looks fun as hell to drive and I could not care less about fancy accessories like "heating" and a "functional speedometer".
How the hell is an ac and a working speedo fancy?
@@haseen5286 r/woosh, it was sarcasm
f *-r-* ancy
just the Image of Richard Hammond looking up to Thibaut Courtois and saying "you're really tall you should play in goal" gets me so hard
5:49 Are we gonna ignore the fact that there's a squished squirrel on the road?
LOL HOLY SHIT
that run over squirrel at 5:49 XD
7:35 is that guy on the right also the MOT guy that told Hammond in the classic car rallye challenge that his Lancester was rubbish?
"Stop saying things in Voice-over" Comedy gold.
Hammond: " I can see the road😵"
Jeremy: "I can see the road too🤗"
Hammond :"Nooo , through the hole in the floor"😡😡
Hahaha “oh no it moves”!