Sealing a Real Estate Deal with a KISS 💋| Monopoly [ROUND 11-2]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 เม.ย. 2021
- And now that your rent has come due, a bankruptcy looms on the day.
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“Where’s the nearest bridge?” “I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure I own it.” Dan legitimately is Mr. Business.
I loved that! hahaha
I thought Dan was MrChess87?
Hahahaha so true
What a great line to end the episode on
Honestly, one of the most savage comebacks i’ve ever heard in my life.
Dan keeps repeatedly pulling Arin’s ass out of the fire, purely for the sake of being able to throw him back in
This is the perfect summary of pretty much everything they do on this channel tbh
He always does xD
Dan's just making sure Arin's evenly cooked
He's not pulling him out, Arin's just on a spit. He's being slowly rotated to roast evenly.
Which is, truly, the most accurate definition of friendship that there is.
"Where's the nearest bridge?" "I don't know, but I'm pretty sure I own it."
Now that's a power move.
"Stop, he's already dead!"
arin: *chuckles* "i'm in danger!"
"that's a tasty power move"
“That’s a lot of damage!”
"I wonder what's goin' on on Twitter?"
"Nothing good, I assure you."
Right you are, Dan.
We've certainly learned that
@@UserofTH-camMobile to be fair it's no secret that twitter is a cancerous pool of shit people with shitty opinions and all that shit, if they would close down that site they would be doing the world a favor.
Funny thing is, it doesn’t matter when you hear it, it will always be true
As a professional Monopoly player, I feel like it's my duty to say that Dan could have easily tripled his kisses by applying a little more pressure to Arin.
That may be, but are you a Professional Kisser? Because I don't know if youre certified to give out that kind of advice
@@mikehab7453 I have a major in economics with a minor in kissing history and applied kissing.
He has a chance to renegotiate before payment can happen; they gotta wait a while.
I didn't realize it was possible to make a career from Monopoly
What's the exchange rate for Kisses to Smooches these days?
Arin: I don't want any pity.
Also Arin: I'll take four of your properties in exchange for a kiss and one dollar.
wdym seems like a fair deal 2 me
@@v4nzz950 perfectly fair
@@patrickstovall2262 sounds like somebody who didn't get a kiss
Y'all are dumb the one who got screwed over is Arin because that kiss is worth more than anything Dan gave him
I only wish we get to see Arin kissing Dan. That will be cute
Monopoly: Win second price at a beauty contest, win $10.
Life: Make a good smoothie, win $70,000
Real life vs the expectation.
Difference is one turn in monopoly is the equivalent of a walk around the block
One turn in Life represents a full year.
@@Lovinia1 I'm pretty sure that also 1 turn in monoply is a period of time because every trip around the board is a year.
Dan, feeding Arin a steady saline drip of cold, hard cash: "I can't believe you've lasted this long"
Evil Nurse Dan
The cat is very appropriate for Dan. He plays around with his prey, lets it try to escape a couple of times, tires it out until it can't struggle any more and accepts its fate, then ends it.
Woah! You just spoiled the obvious end to this fucking nightmare
Ooh true though 👀
And Arin as a wheelbarrow makes also sense, being used to transport Dans money from the bank to Dans Money Bin
@@LinierterBlock oh my god! That works tremendously. Dan isn't getting the money if the bank is giving it to some schmuck that he'll buy out and absorb the assets
But the ironic thing is that, since Arin refuses to just end it, and this game of Monopoly just wouldn’t kill him until the very end of the episode, this game lasted 20 times longer than any expectation for Arin to have any chance of winning
Arin sounded like he was holding back furious tears when he said "Oh you got a hundred dollars for free? That's cool."
5:28 (For future reference)
@@dandrewilliams6362
Thanks, boo 😉
The voice crack is incredible. I know he's a decent VA, but there's no way that wasn't genuine emotion.
@@EdPenwell As Dan once said of Arin "You wear your emotions on your sleeve." When Arin's genuinely salty it carries a certain frustration in his voice.
😆😆😆
This is the episode Dan proved he is the most sadistic sugar daddy ever.
Arin literally went thru all five stages of grief in this playthrough.
I want a full breakdown with time stamps
Well, he made it to bargaining anyway 😂
Just 50 straight minutes of Arin circling the drain. An all time classic episode
I think at a certain point that's game grumps in a nut shell...
circling the drain is a great metaphor for losing at monopoly
He offered a kiss, and it was accepted. I don't know if I'd call it 50 "straight" minutes
It's like when you pull the plug and wave your hand in the funnel to make it stop for a few seconds but it never stops the draining
@@zachpike1773 Your plumbing includes a plug? And if you want it to stop why did you pull out the plug?
50 minutes? Either Dan puts Arin out of his misery fast and they start a new round, or some kind of Christmas miracle happens.
Edit: I hadn't considered the third option of Dan subsidizing Arin to prolong the torture.
I think what happened could be considered a Christmas miracle I mean it's no where near Christmas so that's miraculous and the spirit of Christmas is kinda giving...
subsidizing lmao
What happened was basically Dan giving Arin his properties for Arin to mortgage them and give the money to Dan.
In other words, Arin is Dan's errand boy.
Gentrification simulator.
That was your first mistake... the Grumps possible outcomes are nothing to be trifled with. Lol
What I thought was 50 minutes of Dan trading with Arin for pain and suffering turned into 50 minutes of Arin gracefully prancing through a minefield. God damn, this show can be a trip sometimes
I uh, wouldn't describe it as, uh, "gracious"
@@De_La_Evo Yes, he did run into several mines, but it wasn't enough to take him completely out of the game (until the last one)
@@TheMCzorro well I wouldn't describe him as kind or divine lol
@@De_La_Evo ...Fuck. Well, there goes my cover as a native English speaker. I'll edit the comment, don't worry. Thanks for notifying me
this comment has me WEAK 😂😂
This episode deserves to be fully animated.
My thoughts exactly 😄
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING. IT IS WELL DESERVED 😂😂
22:50 especially this part.
yes pls
I would gladly pay money to help support the creation of this fully animated gem
their friendship was actually stronger at the end AND Dan gets a kiss from Arin
I legitimately can't tell if Arin's genuinely trying to stay positive or if he's just completely snapped at this point.
Going to need a separate video confirming that Arin pays his debts of a kiss
It isn’t an Arin Hanson trade without the offer of a K I S S 👀
Hahahaha!!!
Only way to seal a deal
spider kiiiiiss?
@@possummagic1341 ooooh feet kiss
“All I gotta do is thread the needle, pass go and collect 200$”
-Arin Hanson right before tragedy, 2021 colorized
He did that several times before park place ate his wallet
The Biggest, Most Awful, Most Tragic Event in Human History?
Arin owned the majority of the map, but instead of trying to unmortgage as many as he could he kept trying to snipe Dan with a single property
I was raging so hard throughout the entire playthrough because of that. I was, quite literally, screaming at my screen to unmortgage his shit.
As if Arin had a chance left to win when he paid $600 to Dan early in the first episode.
Arin: "say great job Dan"
Dan: "say we love you Arin"
Me, half paying attention: "Great job Dan, we love what you did to Arin."
All Arin had to do was offer Dan a kiss and he is IMMEDIATELY willing to trade
Well Dan is Mr Business .
@@AxxLAfriku no one asked
“would you do it for a scooby snack”
quarantine has made us all lonely and desperate lmao
This is fact!
I feel like Arin's run in this game is an allegory for living paycheck to paycheck with crippling debt looming over your head.
Pretty sure you just described my life.
He is living in the real world now
It’s not even an allegory it’s literally what he did all game 😂
@@dilemma08 haha me too, but I recently lost my job too. I want to die
I came here to this video for the lulz, not for reality checks 😭
Dan's Mr. Business sense, even in Infinite Generosity mode, cannot overtake the sheer gambling audacity of Arin's 'all-or-nothing' playstyle.
Dan looses $800 to income tax and literally gifts Arin 1400 worth of properties, and still trounces him.
me when Arin landed on dan's orange for the second time: This is gonna be a short episode isn't it...
*looks at the time total*
*49 minutes*
_oh no_
It feels like filler 🤣
This is karma coming back to bite Arin in the ass for sure
@@mannkidama8007 If Dan was filling Arin's grave than yes.
"It's an antisemitistic stereotype to think all jews are good with money"
Dan "The King Of Jews Reborn" Avidan: wins every game where the win condition is to have the most money
Sealed with Xs and Os
Arin in this episode * aggressively trying to stay positive *
Its hard to do.
It’s like Uncut Gems
As soon as I read this, Arin responded with a mic-clipping "I KNOW IT IS" when Dan told him it was all cool and everything's alright lmao
Arin's struggle in this episode is like watching a man drown in an olympic-sized pool filled with Nikelodeon Gak.
5:29 “Oh you got a hundred dollars for free that’s cool.” The shrill in Arin’s voice is just so funny there 🤣
Arin yelling "I kNoW iT iS!" after Dan said that it is not good is the epitome of playing monopoly with friends
Danny in other games of monopoly: no I'm not trading my $50 for your $60.
Dan in this monopoly: gimme a ki~~~ss?
I guess there's only so much of listening to Arin spiral into insanity that he can take before caving
Danny:expands his real estate empire from a jail cell. Arin: sells two homes for a train ticket.
It really is like that. Dan Abidan the master of corporate (in monopoly anyway)
Every time Arin puts all his money into one property, I want to slam my head through my desk.
Arin: "That's ok Lady Luck is on my side, she's just testing my loyalty"
Also Arin: *SLOWLY LOSING HIS MIND*
Slowly?
@@thatdudethat7824 Well he jumps back for a bit lmao
“Boy that’s really unlucky dude”
“I KNOW IT IS!!!”
...
“But its fine”
He ain't wrong xD
That was some raw emotion we don't get to hear regularly
"Monopoly always has a way back" Dan said on Monopoly, the boardgame noted for having the worst catch-up mechanics of all boardgames.
5:28 The strained squeak as Arin tries to stay positive sent my sides into orbit. xD
My favourite part, I was dying!
Mr. Business evolved into Lord Industry.
Game Grumps has changed the word “kiss” for me for the rest of my life. I can’t not hear it as a drawn out question: “Kiiiiiss?”
22:35 - The sheer change in energy and tone of Arin's voice, the MOMENT Dan mentions the word 'deal', is amazing.
Arin: I'm gonna thread the needle and get a property!
Arin, immediately: *600 dollars in the hole*
Arin: "You made out on this deal!"
Me: Yes, you're both going to make out on this deal
We love you, Arin. Great Job, Dan.
We love you, Arin. Great Job, Dan.
@@Tcurbittraazxmtot we love you Arin, great job Dan!
"Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions" - definitely not a Arin Hanson
I can just imagine Arin in a jail cell while the cat just prances by his window happily as it passes by. That would be a lovely part of an animation.
Arin last episode: $18!! I’m going to Olive Garden!
Arin this episode when having $18: I have the net worth of a bag of chips
I would love a game grumps animated of the kiss deal.
That small “oh mother of god” at 23:00 was just…*chef’s kiss*
“ Is this going to be the shortest episode of game grumps ever?”
Checks the play bar and notices that it’s a 50 minute episode
No it’s just 50 minutes of torture for Arin
This kiss on the lips better be filmed and put on Grumpout to be watched a million times by myself
I second this
I third this
I fourth this
It's on the cheek
Edit : It's alright everybody, I was mistaken, IT'S ON THE LIPS.
@@Stardust.Wonder Is it? We'll see ;)
"I'd rather sit on a jar and have it explode in my butthole"
You just had to bring up Goatse's friend the Jar Man back into the public consciousness, didn't you.
Mr Hands
In classic Arin fashion, we see 40 minutes of him spending every dollar gained on one space each time, instead of unmortgaging any of the properties that Dan keeps landing on. I genuinely love these two guys 😂😂😂💙💙💙💙
Welcome back to another episode of “Arin’s decision to make the game difficult comes back to bite him”
Not gonna lie guys, I think Arin's got this in the bag. His smooth brain will win this.
So smooth 😂
Fkn "smooth brain" got me lol +1
3:39 Guaranteed win
*narrator voice*
But he did not win this
He's got the _good brain juice_
It's official: Arin finally got so angry, his brain did that thing from some games, where when you walk off screen on the right you reappear on the left.
Tonight! We ride off of the side of the screen.
Okay, it looks like we're back on the first side of the screen, that's fine!
His anger went in integer overflow
@@orion7060 underrated joke
Arin: Look, I didn't say that I was good at this game.
Also Arin: *proceeds to fail terribly*
This is the perfect testament to Arin's strangely beautiful and yet always calamitous hubris.
Holy shit I have never laughed as hard as Arin wanting to be 1 guy 1 jar
Is that what thats from? Lmfao
Aaron amethyst what's your favorite anime?
I was blindsided by a 1 guy 1 jar reference in 2021
The mind wanders to some strange places in times of emotional distress lol gotta love it
Arin's death rattle rant not even 6 minutes into the episode has brightened my day beyond mortal comprehension
It has touched all of us, trust
I love how at 17:52 Arin drops his comedy bit and is real for a second with Dan. Like given everything it resonated
We didn't need to see Arin's face to know what his face looked like.
I Imagine, Sweaty, Red and Emotionless.
Reminds me of when Dan described Arin during his Battle Kid rage. Apparently, Arin was wearing a red shirt, and his face matched the shirt.
Ironically Stoked Arin is one of my favorite fictional characters.
Same
This is the biggest literal example of "give someone an inch, they'll take a mile" that I have ever seen in my life
“...aight im gonna make you a deal” KILLED ME
A tragedy in three parts.
"I'll thread the needle, go through go, and then I'll have a property."
"I never said I was good at this game."
"You've gotta be fucking kidding me!."
Alternate title for this episode,: Dan the Loan Shark, continuously bailing out Arin with cash, just to watch him give it right back
he's just a responsible loanee
The energy in this one is incredible. Arin is a whole mood.
Arin's default when losing Monopoly: ".....I'm gonna make you a deal. 🧐🥺"
*"Dan Just Got F**king Screwed."*
"I Heard That."
I laughed so hard lol! 😂😂😂
If there's an afterlife I hope it's Dan and Arin playing Monopoly on repeat.
Heaven and hell all in one!
"I'd rather sit on a glass jar and have it explode in my butthole!". I absolutely lost it.
"I got the net worth of a bag 'o chips dude!"
Well if that ain't a mood... 🤣
Dan landing on Oriental twice after Arin put a hotel on Baltic was really the deathblow, wasn't it?
This is like watching a mafia boss mug a toddler in a shady alley. In slow motion.
Several times.
"This episode is like 40 minutes longer than it needed to be"
~ Guy who gave away a ton of properties for free to extend the game, twice
*"I'm Going To Buy Myself Some Fries From McDonald's, Because Right Now I'm Loving It."*
Oh my god lol! 😂😂😂
Dan being the embodiment of a cat playing with its food 🤣
Net worth of a bag of chips is one of my new favorite ways of saying that I am poor
The "I'm going to make you a deal" at the very end killed me 😂
I think we all need “A Hanson always pays his debts.” On a t-shirt
Yes
Arin: “I wonder what’s going on on Twitter?
Dan: “Nothing good, I assure you.”
Oof, too real. Dan knows that feeling all too well.
Twitter is the kangaroo court of public opinion.
(Dan, as Bane) I was wondering what would break first, your spirit (Lifts Arin over Chess, Mario Maker, and Sonic Heroes) or your body!! (Breaks his back over Monopoly)
😂
I totally lost it at "one step closer to my pants, and I'm about to piss"
I love that last "Alright, I'm gonna make you a deal." Perfect comedic timing.
Arin’s luck is the equivalent of getting attacked by a non-existent person
I really hope some of this gets turned into an animated.
"Umami of the Potato" is a great name for a weird, weird band
Sounds more like an album name too me
Or an experimental art film.
Sohma would jam to it
4:50 Shoocharu, if you're reading this, PLEASE animate this. Even if it's just this one exchange.
You can hear and feel Arin's soul slowly seeping out of his body in this one.
"I'm willing this into existence. God. FUCKING. Damnit."
That ending line of Dan was probably one of the funniest things these 2 have ever said. "I'm pretty sure i own it." xD dead.
"What's going on on Twitter?" "Nothing good, I assure you." Is it too soon to lol about this
As tumultuous as this game of Monopoly was, it was genuinely one of the most intriguing and hilarious videos I have watched in quite a while.
I like listening to y’all play games. It’s somehow calming to hear y’all screaming bloody murder.
This game is a reflection of my experience with the Canadian government during this pandemic. Wonderful job fellows!
Lol as a fellow Canuck I love your profile name
Monopoly was designed as a critique of late stage capitalism. So yes, I feel like it would represent a lot of countries.
Well you do have similar looking money.
;P
@@corbinpeacock8722 lol I just meant the specific ups and downs Arin had, and somehow he kept trucking in the end, which is pretty close to how I feel 😂 but yeah, monopoly reflects capitalism minus the fact that everyone starts out with the same haha
@@EmerlyNickel fair, at least it’s easier to quickly grab out of your wallet, also it feels so much better than American money, American money feels greasy every time I’ve touched it lol I can’t tell there’s finger grease with Canadian money
"You really made out on this deal."
Making out WAS THE DEAL!
Underrated comment
*"You Know, I Have A Smile On My Face, And A Pep In My Step... I Don't Need $200."*
I heard so much sarcasm in that lol! 😂😂😂
Dan: Constantly bailing Arin out
Nobody:
Dan: Why is this game not over?!