Sphincter is only so big | Monopoly ft. VALUE SELECT [ROUND 15-2]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.ย. 2024
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Hearing "Hey Dan..." in Arin's negotiating voice made me fucking burst out laughing because every other time its happened in the past a failed miserably just rushed into my mind 🤣🤣
same here 😭 i was just waiting for it like-
That was when it was pretty much a 1v1 where Dan was in a much superior position. No one who wants to win would give their only opponent a chance to win.
Yeah his silence before. I could hear the cogs calculating 🤣
@@Karrott2cents the cog*
Arin: After *Ten Thousand Years* I AM FREE!
Arin 2 seconds later: dammit.
ARGH that's Hunchback of Notre Dame, not Emperor's New Groove, darn you Arin!
Arin actually added the money to his trade offer. It's a new era!!!
Value Select tho...
I think Matt Mercer changed him
And Dan didn't refuse, like he usually does.
Interesting fact, in this version of monopoly, the computer AI can't determine the value of a monopoly or a mortgaged property. It only weighed for the exact amount. So You can trade it 2 mortgaged properties from you and break up a monopoly from them (as long as they haven't built houses on it.)
Even better yet, they will always prioritize un-mortgaging new properties, despite how low their funds are.
So there is an infinite cycle of mortgage, trade, un-mortgage, trade. This all happens on ANY level of AI.
Hearing Arin say *”I’m going to kill everyone in this room”* let me know this game is entering its next bloody stage 🤌
One bankruptcy isn't enough DAN. ONE ISN'T ENOUGH...
Me hearing that: This is where the fun begins...
That's how pretty much every game of Monopoly goes at my house.
@@skylarkessler9805 same
"Community chest? That's what THEY CALL YOUR MOM!" made me laugh way more than it should have.
One of the downsides of this show being pre-recorded: I can't tell Arin that the "I'm free; dang it" guy is from Hunchback of Notre Dame, not Emperor's New Groove.
Thanks for clarifying where that's from!
The old man in New Groove is the, "You threw off the Emperor's Groove" guy.
How The Hunchback got his Grooved Back
@@kanebravo953 *thrown out the window* SORRrrryy!!
Arin: “ I don’t land on that often. No big deal.”
Me thinking back to previous monopoly episodes “Saint f***ing Charles!” 🤣
Time for more adventures of Arin Hanson, Negotiator Extraordinaire, and Mr. Business.
Now I kind of wish there was a Police Negotiator Simulator for Arin to play...
25:59 That was in The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Arin, you DOLT! you KLUTZ! you KNUCKLEHEAD!
with love, a viewer ♥
Arin: *rolls double to get out of jail
Me: Would be really funny if he ended up going back to jail because of his roll.
Arin: *gets go to jail card from chance pile.
Me: OMG RULE OF FUNNY WORKS IN REAL LIFE!
Dan talking about Arin "having" to wrest the red property away from the AI, as if the AI's terrible bargaining ISN'T the most exploitable thing in the game.
I mean, considering how perfectly the AI tends to roll the dice, there has to be _some kind of weakness,_ right? xD
"11001010011001110101, I HAVE COMMUNICATED WITH THE GAME'S BASE CODE AND PREDICT THAT MY NEXT ROLL WILL BE A 12. OH, LOOK AT THAT, A 12. LUCKY ME. BEEP BOOP."
For me, Arin cheated xd, he know that the AI Is exploitable af, thats why he traded with Danny first, i dont know why they arent playing without it
@@josephschultz3301 IIRC, you can literally take all of the AI's money at the start of the game if you get a property, mortgage it, and offer to sell it to the AI. It'll automatically unmortgage the property, then if you offer it more than the property's value, it'll sell it back to you, and you can repeat until it's broke.
I like that all the GG episodes are named after whichever joke makes the editor laugh first
Looking at the thumbnail alone: I'm so glad that Weird Al and Matt Mercer's love child is doing well
That's certainly a way to describe Mr. Select
Very accurate description of Value Select man tbh
Arin was released from jail only to immediately get caught trying to steal a car from the parking lot
Dan going mad with power opening up a college campus of hotels is what I feel like after firing something that creates multiple large explosions.
In a videogame.
VS is easily the most creative person on the site right now.Great to see a collab!
25:43 "I'm free I'm free I'm free! Ack!" *Clank* "Dang-it!"
( *Hunchback* *of* *Notre* *Dame* , Arin.😉)
26:00 I have horrible news for you Arin. That reference is from the Hunchback of Notredam. Not the Emperor's New Groove 🤣😅
20:50
no, DON'T BUY HOTELS
You NEVER buy hotels! You're supposed to just buy houses, so no one else is able to buy them, because you run out
18:13 can't lie, that was a good one.
Let's destroy more friendships! It's monopoly time baby!
"conjugating waves" sounds like a sims loading screen quip
Arin is in ireland currently doing a show in dublin RIGHT NOW so it's weird seeing this uploaded lol. I just saw him in scribble showdown
my day is MADE did I hear you guys are doing Zelda Oracle games??? Good luck! I'd love to see you get further than I did
Surprised they're tackling those first instead of the more requested Minish Cap 👀
10 months later and we got nothing :(
I wonder if they’d ever play Insane Monopoly, it’d be so funny to watch them lose their minds at the vastness and complexity of it. Zero chance they’d finish
In case you're wondering $1 x 1 = $1. When multiplying you must maintain units for a reason. So $1 x $1 is 1 square $. Duh.
Exactly. There was never a mysterious second dollar.
Agreed! I left a comment of a similar, less intelligent phrasing. I'm glad I'm not the only one that found that line of reasoning strange.
Am I the only one that thinks the reason 1 x 1 = 1 is correct is because your multiplying it by itself. There's not 2 dollars, there's one dollar that you multiplying by itself, until it goes higher, like x 2, where your doubling it's worth. Don't know why this bothered me. I don't even like math. No way someone actually thinks 1 x 1 = 2
Yeah no, you're fully right. My spouse looked up TH's "proof" after we saw this, and it is full-on pants-on-head-cuckoo-bananas territory
Everyone’s comedic energy is great this ep.
Dan doing a cover of Judas Priest would be excellent. I want to hear him hit the high notes from the intro of Dissident Aggressor.
Do you actually think he could? 😂
I doubt he could honestly lol
Arin: You know that gag from Emperor's New Groove?
*Explains gag from Hunchback of Notre Dame.
this is a guest I never thought they'd have in a million years but it makes so much sense considering their sense of humour/creating funny songs.
Arin is the shadow man from “princess and the frog” making deals to create heck
VS deserves the attention tho. Guy is absolutely talented
Fuckin love his channel lol, it's hilarious and the songs are honestly pretty good lmao, his album on Spotify was among my most listened-to in 2021 I think haha
Don't like to be this guy but. "I'm free, I'm free... Dang it." Was from Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Oh my goodness seeing Arin get out of jail only to go right back in was freaking funny as heck! 🤣🤣🤣
10:10 holy cow, I didn't know who this guy was before this playthrough, but God damn is he funny
Love value select, caught him just before backstreet and the dude kept my spirits up.
Dan: Just got 750$
Also Dan having to pay 6$ for Marie: OH MY GOD, I'M RUINED!!
yes...that was the joke...
@@L33PL4Y yes...I know, but it was funny to me
“We need to go back to eyeballing it” got me good
"If one dollar times one dollar equals one dollar, where'd the other dollar go?"
It's not one dollar times one dollar. It's one INSTANCE of one dollar.
Think of it like this. A house has one room, and there is one dollar inside that room. How many dollars does the house hold? One.
Now, a house has two rooms, and each room has one dollar in it. How many dollars does the house hold? That's riiiight, two!
Congrats, you now grasp the basic fundamentals of multiplication.
Arin: “You know in Emperor’s New Groove there’s that gag...?”
Me: “I- the disrespect to both Emperor’s New Groove and The Hunchback of Notre Dame”
"Jennifer Moskowitz" 🤣🤣
Losing my shit rn 😂
The Old man and the "I'm free" gag is from the Hunchback of Notre Dame
I see nobody mentioning how Arin confused the Emperor's New Groove with the Hunchback of Notre Dame movie when he had to go to jail once again xd
Im consuming game grumps like a starving person. Love your content gentlemen! Could watch you play board game and game show games all day every day
Unwritten rule is to not make your mom jokes to people over 40 like Dan because they are aging and gets too serious.
I love that Arin got monopoly first, but Dan got Haymarker row up first and No- one really landed on red after those houses went up
We need more VS on guest grumps
I heard someone say squatters rights and immediately started humming "can't get enough of those sugar crisps. Sugar crisps."
😆
The despair you're making me feel by not being able to watch you play Goodbye Despair -- Ahmazing!!
Man, if Dan keeps doing the Jewish grandmother voice, it'll eventually stop being ironic.
This is one of the best Monopoly episodes ever. Lord of action, trades, big shifts.
Absolutely floored I was late to this video. HOW COULD I MISS THE BEST COLLAB IN EXISTENCE??
I need a Velue Select song ft. dan......THAT would be....LEGENDERY
Took me some time to remember from where I remember this "I'm free! I'm free! Dangit!"
Ha that go directly to jail was perfect! Mr revolving door jailbird Arin Hansen McGee Johnson.
I'd never heard of Value Select until they started playing this with him...still haven't had time to look at the channel.
...yet you had the time to type up an utterly useless comment about how you hadn't heard of him and how you still haven't looked at his content, information which is useful and interesting to precisely no one
@@L33PL4Y ...and yet you came in a month later to type in an equally useless response. Fascinating.
@@AnaryaElderslie Comments are forever, so if you don't want people responding to them, don't post them.
Criticism of the stupid isn't useless, it's important.
I was just wondering when the next Monopoly episode would be. Yay!
The fact that it started with a trade took me completely by surprise.
Oof, watching Dan quietly land on the space Max was about to buy houses on, but didn't cause he accidentally selected green, leading to Max basically becoming bankrupt because he couldn't afford to pay Dan was BRUTAL.
Howard must have used that new math to come up with the money he wanted for Iron Man.
The line "I'm Free, I'm Free" is from the Hunchback of Notre Dame
What crossover is this damn didnt even think these people all knew eachother
Just a recommendation:
After one of the main series is completed. There's a great.... "RPG" called West of Loathing. Very clever and very funny.
"I'M FREE! I'M FREE! ....Dang it!" Is from Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Great reference though
Arin should've tried to deal with the ai for their red before trading with Dan, then he would have a much better chance at getting the monopoly. Though it may also have meant waiting until Dan got the other pink so Dan would have a reason to try and get the 3rd too... Who knows, we'll see how this turns out.
Edit: I was very wrong. I thought the hard AI would value monopolies more than that.
As if Dan would have ever given Arin the time of the day if trading with him would result in giving him a monopoly.
@@resileaf9501 he would if he also gets a monopoly out of it, and especially as pinks are one of the most common landed on its a good monopoly to have
I love these monopoly videos, also I'd love to see markiplier on a guest grumps an they play some sort of golf game 😆 the rage will be endless an hilarious
18:43 that's what Arin gets for making fun of Mother Sexbang.
that "i'm free" gag is from Hunchback of Notre Dame ARIN
Arin rolling doubles to get out of jail to land on Chance and immediately go back to jail is one of the funniest Monopoly things I've ever seen.
25:42 immediately goes back to jail XD
A hunchback of Notre Dame reference?! Man, I am getting old
Them confusing the Emperor's New Groove with the Hunchback of Notre Dame is hilarious to me.
Mr. Business really living up to his name.
Poor Dan doesn't know he has the Under Siege movies backward. The first he was a cook on a US NAVY ship and the second he was on a train.
The fact that they own a freaking tour company is super cool to me still
Arin is a Capricorn™️, it is his destiny
Arin just needs a day he just talks about his cats and going to the store, no jokes just be the dad he truly is.
Thanks Game Grumps Team!
I thought that train was a burrito
monopoly episodes are always my fav. (along w/ wheel of fortune and other competitive ones), plus the hilarious guest = woot. play you don't know jack sometime! it's kinda old, but has the extra snark built in.
i love a good "do i make you randy baby" reference
Terryology is one of the greatest things on the internet. It's not correct in the slightest, but it's great!
I was at dublin scribble showdown and it was amazing!!!
Who ever the guest is, to me he just sounded like Arin and Dan mixed, I struggled to tell who was actually talking !
So I’m not the only one who had that problem XD
I can’t believe you were able to get Value Select on the show!! He’s a legend!
There is no limit to the amount of money I would pay to see Steven Seagal play a character named Jennifer Moskowitz.🤣
I just thought of the community chest mom joke while watching another of your Monopoly episodes lmao
7:28 and the show is named Guest Grumps... no? Oh I thought that's where we were going with that joke.
25:55 That is the first time I've ever seen that happen!
26:00 Also that sounds more like the old man from the Hunchback of Norte Dame.
Marie got that luxury tax lol
23:45 I lost here that’s fucking funny.
25:50 *silent laugh into wheeze*
"Thank you for the kind words, person who is depending on my friend's company to make sure his tour goes well."
The “Im free! Im free!.. Dang it.” bit was The Hunchback. Not Emperors New Groove.
Silly arin, you aren't multiplying a dollar with another dollar you are having one instance of one dollar which is only one dollar there is no other dollar to go any where
I like how the Grumps forgot how the Hard AI is programmed to avoid highly developed properties other non-AI players build up.
The odyssey of the Video Game Boy and Mr. Business continues...
Dan in the last episode: We'll see you tomorrow!
And then they didn't.
That was actually Hunchback of Notre Dame, Arin...
Getting "Science is just a crony of math" on my tombstone
I never expected this collab but i am hyped for it
A second episode of one of my favourite collabs. What a wonderful Thursday!
Do you happen to know where the first episode of this game is? It seems they started in the middle of the game in the episode