Blue Shift But the Entire Game is Google Translated

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[@teawizard374]

Google Translated Half-Life: Garden Cicero, the father of Barney, goes on a journey to marry a woman (Or G-Man). On his way he adopts many children, becomes famous and kills Nilan.
Google Translated Opposing Force: Shefard gets revived by a scientist from the future, reveals a fitness conspiracy, collects boyfriends and viruses and kills a giant alien. But G-Man nukes Black Mesa and traps Shefard in train because Shefard didn't believe in him.
Google Translated Blue Shift: Molly Calvin gets send back to his High School days thanks to Resonance Cascade. He finds his old teacher, who is done with everything and just wants to die but Calvin snaps him out of it. With his teacher's help he escapes from Black Mesa.

[@acedarippa8643]

@@itsjusttrace4063 yes

[@ljharnish]

@@acedarippa8643 yes

[@Pittsburgh-pirate-fan]

Amazing

[@soldierinworldwar6]

Now, half life decay.

[@brassmonkeyytw7984]

@@soldierinworldwar6 Well, in Decay Doctor Doctor and Doctor Gena help the Nigerian revolution.

[@themrfives]

The resonance cascade happened because barney thought of one truck.

[@influenza3736]

*Molly

[@Ribbons0121R121]

OH NO

[@sci_pain3409]

thinking about one truck
now there’s an alien dog in my room

[@wqqclicc674]

sci_pain3 pet the alien dog

[@sampletext8156]

It was optimus prime

[@codexstudios]

"I'm Greasy" he says next to the sign that says "what are you"

[@Ribbons0121R121]

yes

[@EnclaveTrooper1]

I'm Greecy.

[@guguce28]

2:50 That's hunter down from the half life 2 soundtrack.

[@jacobs279]

gunita bertina what does that have to do with anything

[@stavroskoul732]

@@EnclaveTrooper1 As a Greek, I approve

[@migaisnotacat]

"A few failure laboratories" At least they weren't hiding the fact

[@axethannanth]

h

[@faceless2302]

The neglected side of my Factorio compound like:

[@chickenfarmer321]

"Are you insinuating that fruitcake comes form Xen?"
"Yes"
"Fair enough"

[@zarnox3071]

I assumed this was NPC dialogue. I'm mildly disappointed it wasn't.

[@newben_2animates547]

@@zarnox3071 nah

[@michalreingraberskaliasmiz185]

Socrates: "I know that I know nothing".
Descart: "I think, therefore I am."
Dr. Rosenberg: "Can you think?"

[@Magnamhut]

You think I think?

[@joelfett4739]

I do not think, therefore, I do not am

[@leomartin7409]

I can't.

[@Торнадоплюспетарда]

You thinking what im thinking?- DAARGH NOOOO STAHP This train is now transfering HOSTILES! to Sector DAARGH!

[@ulric8445]

“AI Cicero can’t turn around. He’s based on a designated path for the cutscene”
*AI CICERO TURNS AROUND FOR A SPLIT SECOND*

[@mitchellbarton7915]

*Metal Gear Solid alerted Sound effect intensiffies*

[@ulric8445]

lmao

[@ulric8445]

hmMMMM K E R N A L

[@thepeanut5747]

220 likes, Bois!

[@theonlyplain]

al cicero played as tonio montionio in suitman

[@oboll6064]

9:36 computer viruses be like

[@ThatOneFlorpGuy]

So true

[@Painlessag]

2:51 when impulse101 hits

[@aaronblack7038]

"Oh,Oh my god,first interaction with a human!"
*IM GREASY*

[@keesdriesen9256]

You see, all of this, the Resonance Cascade, the Black Mesa Incident, the 7-Hour War, all happened because Barney, or should I say, Molly, though of one truck.

[@spacedoutorca4550]

4:35 As someone with OCD this is painfully accurate

[@astronomydemon6312]

Ah yes
The inseparable duo
Molly and Cicero

[@magead]

I come back every so often to this video just to hear the laugh at 4:51

[@sprutisdispenser7316]

"This technology has led... to the bad. Can you think?
"This is not good for us, that we have around here. "
"Hmm, I'm thinking about getting a haircut to improve the calmness of the air …if you succeed, you can enjoy it without any restriction …'restriction'. "
"SCOOP IT UP, AND PUT IT IN!"
- Dr. Rosenberg

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

The OSHA approved Black Mesa bottomless pit™️

[@Xplainn93]

The OSHA approved Black Mesa freezer where they store the bodies™️

[@tamrarobinson2244]

OSHA bottomless pit is where they store soldiers during the black Mesa facility™️

[@RUVampire]

The OSHA approved nuclear power plant where the keep the mutant creatures™️

[@SmikeMan]

The osha approved antimass spectrometer™ boosted by 105%™

[@70sman]

The OSHA approved Black Mesa radioactive green goop lake™️

[@unlikelygamer]

11:24 best character in the video

[@the_real_bryemperor]

8:53 - 9:12 Legendary Pokémon, ‘The Forklift’

[@spookyanonymous1466]

Lol I laughed so hard at Rosenburg’s dialogue.

[@mrscruffles801]

He really sounds like a science professor who breathed in way too many lab fumes.

[@LT_Foxfyre]

7:05 That's the most Freeman's Mind thing (That isn't actually Freeman's Mind) that I've ever heard.

[@enzorafaelm.delmundo9981]

0:06 - did you read that security door?

[@racer927]

Pressing F6 be like:

[@neonthefox3550]

The HECU- see what seems to be

[@jd_the_cat]

A facility full of aliens.

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

this is not good

[@cozonacel36]

i'd like to point out that in the beginning, the line called "you are right" is actually going left

[@whydoesuttpexist]

2:39 I swear bro that "woman, I know" was so calm and that's what made it hilarious

[@ChaosInsurgencyC653]

The part when cicero cancer passed by was hilarious.

[@annoyingmissingtexture2431]

I knew this would come out.

[@demonslaeyer]

"They cannot eat red"
"Woman I know"

[@SeriousApache]

Every Google translated Half-life is so deeply philosophical

[@presizz7883]

tomorrow is another regret. never have i ever thought about that quote before and it hits me deep. damn.

[@will_i_am4476]

"Fonda morning garden" -scientist

[@minerbloxer6471]

Here! Here I am!
SCOOP IT UP, AND PUT IT IN!
HI! IM HERE TO DIE! WHO CAN LISTEN TO ME?
Hmm, I’m thinking about getting a haircut to improve the calmness of the air…

[@ZeonGenesisEvangundam]

*”MESA GIVES YOU THE POWER TO TURN BLACK”*

[@Jinbustu]

0:45 “I’m greasy 🗿”

[@caseyhayes7510]

the fucking carl wheezer burger bit killed me

[@SoranMBane]

Molly Calvin is just the gender-flipped Epistle 3 version of Barney.

[@lenadams854]

that was barnadette or something

[@ruscat1282]

-where do you smell
...
-wtf man

[@finnsisk1666]

Scoop it UP,and PUT IT IN!!!made me think of ice cream

[@siren_gaming8565]

“Where do you smell”
-was that Otis or Kleiner 2029

[@MagnusMFX]

4:52 Gman-fuckin laughter xD

[@Tasteful_Milk]

Where’s “if half life alyx was written by a bot”?

[@sps-1245]

yes i want that

[@RomWatt]

4:51 Getting political, but when Donald Trump accused Kamala Harris of "turning black", I immediately thought of this

[@StarHelper6]

Instead of Molly I see it as Maulie, like a maul 🔨

[@sci_pain3409]

we never got to see what was on that sign

[@FinlayHamm]

*I M G R E A S Y*

[@RIB555]

Can't wait to find out what Shephard's name is

[@birb125]

They did that already

[@paulthefreak9680]

his frind is turning to the google translated

[@slickcalf985]

Mahogy craft

[@blacktemplar1139]

Bally? More like *BALLER*

[@grande1900]

I lost it at "I'm Greasy!"

[@fear.and.hunger.termina.fan22]

Bruh his sister got married and moved out 0_0

[@goofy-ahh101.]

We don't go to Sector-K..

[@Ribbons0121R121]

the resonance cascade gives you the power to turn white

[@DementorSlayer]

“Black Mesa’s OHSA approved bottomless pit” 😂

[@Damian_1989]

Which version of Home-Resonance is that one at the end?

[@alsohedge6537]

“Calhoun?! Get away from me!”
- Fat Security Guard

[@werhnerd2773]

His name is Otis, and I think the tone is more soft but still negative.

[@alsohedge6537]

Juan Miguel Pascual it’s the intense action movie version

[@werhnerd2773]

Roger dat

[@mitchellbarton7915]

SCOOP IT UP... AND PUT IT IIINNNN!!!
-Dr. Rosenburger

[@Vogelgangg]

Hi Like a Cowboy take a look at the world for a Long time Today!

[@lucashammer12]

4:50 "Mesa gives you the power to turn black" This made me die lmfao

[@bradleycalkins394]

Shapeshifting has kinda lost it's luster, hasn't it.

[@leomartin7409]

To avoid being a racist, I will not elaborate further

[@Arandomgmodanimator.-xf6bk]

That laugh though.

[@spaghetticoconut658]

“This technology, has led to the bad.”
My man just summed up the entire HL/Portal universe in a single sentence.

[@Xbalanque84]

"Can you think?"

[@mrscruffles801]

"This is not good for us, that we have around here"

[@charlesprichard5235]

"a few failure laboratories" Is Black Mesa's motto I believe

[@FainperryChannel]

then what’s aperture’s?

[@winterbliss4459]

@@FainperryChannel health hazard

[@riargaet3782]

@@FainperryChannel aperture laboratories, where we constantly think of one truck

[@StrandedClone]

I think you think!

[@StrandedClone]

@@riargaet3782 GlaDOS didn't realease the toxin, they all simultaneously thought about one truck and it killed them all.

[@BinkusTheTrinkus]

Thank you guys so much for featuring my mod! Hopefully, Half-Life Decay GTE will be out before the end of the summer.

[@เจ๊ะอัมนะห์เจะยิ]

Thanks you for the mod that killed me

[@cockroachhaterfdf7977]

Keep up the good work bro I enjoyed that shit lol

[@nemanjaradivojevic9229]

Give me the link to your mod please!!

[@BinkusTheTrinkus]

@@nemanjaradivojevic9229 www.moddb.com/mods/half-life-google-translate-edition It's also in the description.

[@deviantconnor544]

@@BinkusTheTrinkus how do I also play the mod in coop?

[@themrfives]

"There is no hope."
2020 in a nutshell.

[@inspector920]

(C) Dante Inferno!

[@Uptxred]

“James Cameron”
1912 in a nutshell

[@generallyunimportant]

we are no strangers to love

[@winks8202]

@@generallyunimportant you know the rules and so do i

[@Ribbons0121R121]

2020 happened because someone thought of one truck

[@Thomaas551]

A few failure laboratories
You are right
h e a l t h h a z a r d

[@hotdogmeat]

That guy voicing Rosenberg had a blast.

[@1111kila]

He kinda sounds like Ross Scott

[@sp3dweed673]

"Woman, I know."

[@el-volte]

@@sp3dweed673 then scoop it up and put it in!

[@loydparker2917]

“Just scoop it up and put it in!”

[@hotdogmeat]

Hm, I'm thinkin' about getting a haircut.

[@LuzTuGatito]

I was hooked immediately after seeing "oxygen where is it?"

[@nathanlynch8320]

Seriously, where is it?

[@LuzTuGatito]

The world may never know.

[@qn2h]

GUYS I HAVE FOUND A HINT!!!! it’s a voice clip that says “where do you smell?”

[@teawizard374]

Oxygen is probably not included.

[@sourcefreak7997]

Oxygen doesn‘t exist, it’s just a myth.

[@TheRogueWolf]

"Scoop it up and put it in!" - What they say at the KFC when your chicken falls on the floor

[@benb9151]

Dude looks like a KFC manager

[@necrobynerton7384]

Why did that sound like Ross from freeman's mind though?

[@tylerkmoore159]

2:50
Gordon knew you were watching the cameras and gave you his death stare

[@tammymoore5000]

Yep

[@foxsoncvj]

Cicero*

[@bingus8008]

he is now rapidly approaching at whatever speed scientists walk at

[@racer927]

[HUNTER DOWN INTENSIFIES]

[@ranboobeloved3777]

cicero had to process if he got called garden or cicero

[@unlikelygamer]

“This technology... has led... *to the bad.”*

[@iLikeTheUDK]

Black Mirror in a nutshell

[@twohandedswordsman852]

Boomers be like:

[@Para_lellogram]

Lmao

[@ThatGreenLED]

Ah yes,
Technology has *_LED_* to the bad.

[@ΒασίληςΒλάχος-τ3κ]

the half-life univerce in one sentence

[@Mordecai02]

I love just how intensely and genuinely Mahogany lost his shit at 4:50.

[@gack1015]

Mesa can give me the Nword pass? 😳👉🏿👈🏿

[@itwontcomeout5678]

Mesa gives you the power to turn BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@akirahisui-lucario5636]

Racism is no more

[@jurassickaiju14]

"Hi! I'm here to die!"
-Half Life NPCs showing up to work

[@nopenopeagain4397]

"If you want to your friend - if you happen to be living in the army and in football: *Strawberries!* "

[@Lofi.z34]

that moment when you remember the grocery store item you couldn't remember from earlier

[@mansdepressed8200]

"Woman, I know"

[@torianemoia]

💅

[@ValisBeetlebum]

That part fucking slayed me 😂😅

[@L_ZeD_117]

3:39 i like the fact that animations are google translated as well
*rotates chair in spanish*

[@SpiffoGaming]

After learning how spanish sentences are structured I get this now

[@halftime919]

"Can you think?!"
-Dr. Roserberg

[@Fandestdh]

This is not good for us

[@aliceisntleaving]

Deep quote alert

[@cpt_nordbart]

I think of trucks

[@halftime919]

Dr. Rosenberg wants to aware us about the dangers of Black Mesa guys!

[@e.e.mccutcheon979]

12:07
"Scoop it up and put it in!" is said like a monty python quote and its wonderful

[@funneneym9965]

The Black Mesa incident isn't Gordon's fault, the entire facility thought of one truck and tried to educate Moses

[@unlikelygamer]

13:26 I think he started having a stroke

[@Coastal_Cruzer]

Ah yes, my favorite quote from Half Life. "Please, let go of me! I don't want to count!"

[@CityofButterfly]

I think it's kind of funny that the sign saying "You are right" is pointing to the left.

[@zarnox3071]

I think the translated controls menu has a control called "right" mapped to either left arrow or A.

[@jessegd6306]

If you think about it, they WERE to the right of something, from a certain point of view.

[@cockroachhaterfdf7977]

"Mesa gives you the power to be black."

[@tamrarobinson2244]

Black forever cause we ah e friends that are black and they are American

[@Leo.Dalarosa]

13:28 NO JOKE, I'M CRYING LMFAO

[@FinlayHamm]

"Through the land of Sham"
More easily
e e
Calhoun is to be
easy to be
supposed to be
He spittin lines

[@LukeTennisMofo]

shades of Eminem

[@LukeTennisMofo]

@@ectozenARCHIVED4772 We did that, Mr. Cologne. We did it for him.

[@michaciejka2839]

Barney escapes from high school

[@farhantube7416]

Molly Calhoun escapes from highschool after resonance cascade

[@jayceetricker6630]

@@farhantube7416 molly calvin"

[@Definitelyhuman7]

2:34 he is the guy speaking in the end of medicine commercials

[@weirdogiant6886]

12:52 Carl Wheezer? IS THAT YOU!?

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"Why are roaches considered an enemy in this game?"
"Maybe because that's what they're considered in real life"

[@slickcalf985]

4:10 Come on! Are you burned?
10 seconds later: **gets burned**

[@h0pelthejammoenjoyer382]

Calhoon
Get away from me

[@Vfin-cn1pu]

3:14 wow I didn't know Black Mesa keeps its portal to the Gamma Quadrant in the locker room

[@winterbliss4459]

E

[@racer927]

It just keeps repeating: "Regret. Regret. Regret."

[@tn4243]

3:07 That locker litteraly has an "E" on it

[@thatfrenchfried]

Psychopath scientist 6:07

[@SebR173]

0:14
Calhoun, _Get away_ *from me*

[@AleksWorkshop]

7:50 hes trying kakyoin himself

[@Palexite]

“Mesa gives you the power to turn Black” -
*(Go to the settings and toggle Native American Mode.)*

[@mr.bobcyndaquil4214]

@Yhyh5 what the blithering smeg is that

[@LightsPersonalAcc]

You guys need way more recognition. You guys are actually manicly funny

[@noyes2520]

3:10 the locker just says "E"

[@prosto_a_user]

Employee of the month:
*_E_*

[@WeirdVerdeGamer]

E

[@Chugway1138]

EEEEE
E
EEEEE
E
EEEEE

[@Bacony_Cakes]

The wall at 1:02 is just the Black Mesa Research Facility in a nutshell.

[@dra6o0n]

4:53 be careful what you wish for...

[@bekkayya]

5:15 lol sequence broke?

[@thepeanut5747]

5:19 this happened because you thought of one truck
"Thanks", Molly Calvin

[@Kosm0Dawq]

I like how the voice acting is accually done pretty good.

[@RaisedLetter]

The final 8 minutes of this video is my favorite part of this entire channel

[@DeadwaterGaming]

Rosenberg is definitely in the top 3 best Google Translated characters of all time.

[@rosieleaverton]

2:18 in an alternate timeline:
"Star Wars Episode IV - There Is No Hope"