@ 9:07 I love how when the turret fails to target Gordon, it just resorts to filling the other Barney up with bullets instead. I was dying laughing. this game's AI is still amusing. (the turrets being programmed to continue firing at the corpse of a target lying on the floor after death just adds more to it)
You have no idea how much I love these mods. I have added a few pages on Half life google translated edition's official wiki, and when I found these vids during lockdown earlier this year, it seriously helped me get through. Or should I say that it would have been a hard time if not for finding these vids. At college my friends and I would quote "THOSE WHO DO NOT LIVE ON THE MEDICAL BOARD..." started off by me. Cant wait for half life 2 google translated to fry my head again lol
i love when they occasionally drop the neutral monotone voice (good ol' hot pomegranate), or get that evil distortion effect. you can tell the people who made these mods had a lot of fun with it
19:20 huh…I never actually noticed you could see the outline of the skull under the headcrab. I dunno if that’s part of the mod or if it’s just a thing in Opposing Force, but damn, that’s like genuinely terrifying. Even so long after it’s release there’s still little details I didn’t ever notice in Half-Life.
7:39 "Don't get wave of tired while holding live firearm." That glorious phrase didn't come from the mod - that was all you. Lads, you might need some professional help after this one.
@@pinekel8987simple digital drawings with 3 colors in the color pallet is from the flash game ages, I’m not saying you drew it in 2009, I’m saying it looks like it’s from 2009
@@sausumgaming6111 Simple color palletes weren't a "thing" in 2009, nothing about my pfp says 2009. My only idea is that it kinda looks like the "firin ma lazer" face.
I would love to record voice lines for shit like this. You wouldn't even have to pay me. I modded TF2 by re-recording over 500+ voice lines from medic, heavy, sniper, and engineer, so I'm used to doing stuff like that.
This just remembered me something... I'm working on Half-Life: Extended Mod and i'm a Mapper, i was working on Office Complex and i deleted the water from the flooded office, and people don't like, now i really is really... Weird, it doesn't look too good.
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9:08 I love how the security turret's reaction to a perceived threat is to immediately gun down the local security officer. Very cool, Mesa Black
Black Mesa welcomes descrimination security issues.
they literally took *Robots are gonna steal our jobs!* to a whole new level
“Lighting! Lightning! Death! Oh yes!”
"Yes! I am dying to die!"
*hits laser*
22:22
Black April
Well I doubt the phrase “bag of cigarette milk” is going to be leaving my brain any time soon.
I mean, Canada has bagged milk, so we are 2/3rds of the way there.
@@jd_the_cat SO you just drop a cigarette there and BAM - 3/3!
@@nonamenoname1942 WE NEED TO SELL THIS.
@@jd_the_cat Nah, Simpsons did it. Without success.
@@nonamenoname1942 Well this is disappointing news.
10:11 "Black Mesa welcomes discrimination security issues"
Half-Life has never been more realistic.
This is basically how I communicate with my romanian friend. Many misunderstandings happen lol
salut
I speak German but English is my native language
I imagine that sometimes this is how I sound in German lol
@@MandMs05 Probably.
@@MandMs05 guten tag
Too bad your friend isn't someone like me, I know English better than Romanian and I was born in Romania
*Shoots Barney*
Barney: What are you looking for in your grave
Ngl that's actually kind of a cool line
normally he asks: What do you want on your tombstone?
@@MachuThePichu pepperoni and cheese
Cicero goes through the Mason Black Course
“He is now convinced he is using the HEV mark 4 suit”
@@chetapace79 The suit is just placebo???? hahaha
I love how the HEV suit is so consistently referred to as Gordon's clothes
9:03 He was asking for it, I mean, he did say "go ahead", lmao.
@ 9:07 I love how when the turret fails to target Gordon, it just resorts to filling the other Barney up with bullets instead. I was dying laughing. this game's AI is still amusing. (the turrets being programmed to continue firing at the corpse of a target lying on the floor after death just adds more to it)
@@lunaticzeroone 😂 Right
@@lunaticzerooneConfirmed that the turret firmly believes ACAB
@@LukeTennisMofo technically, Barney isn’t a cop.
"Yes! I am dying to DIE" Otis said happily.
"Yes! I am dying to DIE"
*hits laser*
legit funniest thing on youtube
Even the TH-cam algorithm can't make out anything out of that. That's why this part stayed in the video.
22:20
Ah yes, Black April, my favorite month for impulse buying
And fighting over impulse buying
what is lovely month
yeah i can still remember the asian people fighting over the impulse buying
More like Black July for me cause the steam summer sale always manages to drain my wallet.
"You try to shoot on the side of the road, you will be in prison"
I mean, he's not wrong...
You have no idea how much I love these mods. I have added a few pages on Half life google translated edition's official wiki, and when I found these vids during lockdown earlier this year, it seriously helped me get through. Or should I say that it would have been a hard time if not for finding these vids. At college my friends and I would quote "THOSE WHO DO NOT LIVE ON THE MEDICAL BOARD..." started off by me. Cant wait for half life 2 google translated to fry my head again lol
It brings me much joy that you and your friends have enjoyed Half-Life: GTE so much. And thank you for contributing to the wiki!
Same
*those who do not live on the medical board*
@@qwerty.587 test room
Cicero not to harken unto me,and rotate the begin to rise up.
9:06
Gordon brutally kills a scientist and a guard
*Turret proceeds to kills the other guard*
teamwork
i love when they occasionally drop the neutral monotone voice (good ol' hot pomegranate), or get that evil distortion effect. you can tell the people who made these mods had a lot of fun with it
It’s because they
D̴̲̳͖̠͇̲̞͕̄͗̂̌͊́̍e̵̥̮̫͖͍͒̏͒̋̈͘l̶̢̬̯̐̅e̷͖̦̩̝̯̻̙͐͜͝t̵̻̏͋̕ě̶̪͋̒͠ ̵̩̍̓͗̃̄̃͝t̸̖̞͙̞͔͉̘͂h̵̜̗̫̤̄è̵̗̝͉̳͚̀ͅ ̸̛̘̜̥̇̈́̾̽͝w̸̨̺͇̱̪͌̐͌͐̎e̴͔͋á̵͕̽́l̷̢̼̜̰̿͝ẗ̸̺͉̦̫́́̈̀͌̂͜h̵̻͕̺̀̈́͛͆͝y̵̛͚̻̤͒̎̉̔ ̸̠̻͙̄͊̿́̓p̷̱͙̫͓͕͔̕ȩ̵̧͚͖̬̳̼́̑́̐͠ͅò̶͔̭̦̦̽͂͂͐̓͜͝p̶̪̯̓̃l̴͈̙̳̥̝͙̻͒͛e̶͕̙͖̿̀͆̑̎̈́́ ̴̛̞̩̘͈͑b̵̗̉͑͆̍ë̴̟͚́̐̋̐̍͝c̷̘̄̊͊̐͆̕a̸͔͙̓̍̔ů̷̥̪͚̭͚̚ş̸̫̤̦͎̖͇̮̆è̸̖̣͉͈͕̹ ̵̳̤̆̂̎͋̏̇͘t̴͍̤͈̘͐̀ͅḩ̴̢̧̭̼͙̯̄̊̆͂͘e̷̻͌͒͋͐ȳ̷͎̈͂ ̸̺̮̙̿͋̋͌͠ḏ̴̡͇͇̣̼̬̘̍͊́o̶̠̜͓͈̭͂͋̾͠n̵͙͉͎̖̉’̵̜͎̰̽̽̀̿͒̍̆̅ṭ̴͠ ̴̧̗̞̦̫̽͆͛̚n̴̨͉̎́͑̇̂̔͘ḛ̴̾̉͆̐̃̅͂͂e̵̛̠͔̟̋̑͒̽̕d̴̛͖͛̆̀̋̚͝ ̷̖̓w̸̛͓̠̟̭͙̐͝ẻ̶̯̙̓̾̏͝͝ą̸̰̪̱̰̰̝̓͊̏̅̅̉l̵̨̡̫̟̮̳͓̥͛̐t̷̡̧̲̦͓̻̣̆͗̀̃̓͛̓h̶̪̙̪͚̦̃͛ȳ̷̢͙̟̕ͅ ̴̛͕̳͓͋̂̑́p̴̨̧̥̮̘͉̘̀̈́̑͆̈́͊ê̴̪̝̺͋͐̐͆͘͜͠ó̶̘̗p̸̨̟͕͎̖̲̰̑͝l̴̡̻̩̓̿͋͝e̸͉͕̾̾͗
15:19-15:49
this portion had me literally crying laughter
_good ol' hot pomegranate_
*Instinctively smacks knee*
If Barney Calhoun was born in Southern USA
3:12 i’ve been crying over this weird interaction for way too long now
it sounds like two zooted college frat boys trying to have a normal conversation after a party
12:25 why did i completely lose it at the security guard's mood whiplash monologue? lmao
19:20 huh…I never actually noticed you could see the outline of the skull under the headcrab. I dunno if that’s part of the mod or if it’s just a thing in Opposing Force, but damn, that’s like genuinely terrifying. Even so long after it’s release there’s still little details I didn’t ever notice in Half-Life.
Its vanilla half life
Half life without HD models.
"I will now become a drug addict." Wise words Otis, wise words.
You can tell it’s a great video because of the way it is
"The Man Who Was Afraid of His Own Hands" - not the best Twilight Zone episode.
I'm still laughing at the shotgun-rifle that launches security guards. 15:19
22:26 He was going for it, what a chad Otis
7:39 "Don't get wave of tired while holding live firearm." That glorious phrase didn't come from the mod - that was all you. Lads, you might need some professional help after this one.
“Maybe I should protect that blanket over there”
Basically Linus Van Pelt
Otis is the exact sound and thoughts of my inner monologue. He is spiritually me...
I loved the half life Google translated videos. It's amazing.
Always laugh at one of those. They are masterpieces in my opinion.
Hello black lung
Imagine training to be a security officer and the first thing they tell you is "Black Mesa welcomes discrimination"
20:33 Descartes's original quote
you finished the massage course now YOU MUST GO TO SLEEP.
19:33 I was drinking water and watching this, at this part I laughed and caused all the water to fly everywhere
"Yes! I'm dying to die!" You and me both, Otis, you an me both.
Albeit for different reasons: for me, it's of laughter.
22:18 i actually like those sound effects for the tripmines
Cicero get out of that airplane! it's about to have lunch!
-Scientist
heeeeyy waaaaaa
20:13 the actor almost laughed
7:48 that mic lag/distortion
11:39 "water drops to jump into the duck"
19:33 "i will now become a drug addict"
Nobody:
Timble: R O K A C O A C H E S
It's 2021, why are you still using nobody?
@@pinekel8987 it’s 2021, why do you have a 2009 profile pic
@@sausumgaming6111 Df you mean, I drew it in ms paint last year thank you very much.
@@pinekel8987simple digital drawings with 3 colors in the color pallet is from the flash game ages, I’m not saying you drew it in 2009, I’m saying it looks like it’s from 2009
@@sausumgaming6111 Simple color palletes weren't a "thing" in 2009, nothing about my pfp says 2009. My only idea is that it kinda looks like the "firin ma lazer" face.
nobody:...
Otis dying:
*OH YES*
No that’s Barney who is excited to die
“What are you looking for in your grave?”
I'm probably responsible for half the views on your original Google Translated Half-Life. Bot humor is my kind of thing, so happy you did this one
Get out of my dreams
"Until you are six years old."
"I'M 27!"
And I'll be 29 next month, yet people still think I'm 18 because of how I look.
Meanwhile, I look thirty since my 14 years.
Cigarette Milk is the thing they have in the Poison cartons in Portal
Good news!, Cigarette Juice!
Nobody gonna talk about the worm scene at 21:02? it made me die laughing.
21:15 dude's pulling a Luke Skywalker and using the alien as a sleeping bag
15:22 Damn the assault shotguns certainly got an upgrade
12:29 : IT WAS IMEDIATELY DISTROYED-
21:14 This guy sounds like a super villain.
"Have you even seen such excitement? 😈"
"If I get home tonight my mom will definitely be worried" Chris Chan
"your dreams all mean something"
my dreams:
I would love to record voice lines for shit like this. You wouldn't even have to pay me.
I modded TF2 by re-recording over 500+ voice lines from medic, heavy, sniper, and engineer, so I'm used to doing stuff like that.
oh yes. oh hell yea. my exact sense of humor strikes again unexpectedly. best mod all time
my brain is dying, i need a medic bag
Check the kitchen
You need seven thousand one hundred twelve eggs, superhero alpha bravo will cover the tango near LZ.
Allow temptations
Ahh! I *NEED* a medic bag!
15:26 Ah yes, the good ol hot pomagranite, loves it
deadwater accidentally gives IRL good advice.
Me and you said "May the box be with you" at the same time on my first watch of the video.
We both knew what to do.
"jump in the air in the air"
*aH yEs, ThE fLOoR hERe iS MAdE oUT Of FLooR*
I watched the full series in one sitting
I feel like I got the worst hangover ever
"Don't get a wave of tired while holding a live firearm"
Just don't keep the finger on the trigger
22:22 is legit the funniest thing ive seen in a youtube video so far
"YES, Im DYING to die!"
(flies across the room)
21:37 I swear this feels like a line I've heard somewhere else.
It’s PHYSICA: all the forms of the blue
when you're dying to die so you walk right into a laser
shoutouts to the underrated "Welcome. Welcome..." line from otis that was definitely said that way to sound like breen
17:26 got a thousand times more menacing when I suddenly have insomnia days ago.
11:23 we missed the new DUCK Keys
1:24 How to play Super Mario Bros
I haven't bathed in eight years!
maybe gordon is the hazardous environment and the suit is evil 0:35
16:18- bro’s so high on sugar he started levitating
11:39 that guard is spittin some mad poetry! Love this! Good stuff! 🤣👌🏻
must jump into the duck and navigate into the flow chart into the sky! 😆
"CNN is very dark"
i guess they couldn't afford the ceiling light
14:49 “In the future, you’ll need a yule pack.” Maybe bro just wants you to be prepared for the holidays
Me after watching Half-Life Google Translate Edition videos: Oxygen. Where is it?
11:42 What a duck
the zombie finally receive the sweet release of death
I love these mods so much :)
19:20
Oh god, i actually can see the skull, never noticed that
u finally uploaded! loved the vid btw
This movie is burning! I am impatient for lack of translator play
All you have to do, is make the box down!
Hey dead water, do y’all know what’s going on with the HL2 google translated? I noticed mahogany is a VA for the project
we kinda know but also kinda not really sorta
Idk it’s complicated
If only there was another half life game that you guys have not done yet.
5:06
Imagine you’re just a Molly and then you see the Cicero waking open a vent with a grenade
And then this „aaaAaAaAa“
19:33 when my friend gives me a weird brownie.
I always love your google translate video! Glad I subscribed
10:11 I thought the Black Mesa Administrator's name was Wallace Breen, not George Wallace!
14:35 Me when the halo UNSC
What the hell turned into “Black Mesa welcomes discrimination security issues.” At about 10:11 in the vid. I’m not buying blue shift to find out
It was something along the lines of welcome to the Black Mesa security training course.
18:12 I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
LETS GOOO
7:30 That is relatable.
" Sometimes, you need to bathe. "
dear god.
This just remembered me something... I'm working on Half-Life: Extended Mod and i'm a Mapper, i was working on Office Complex and i deleted the water from the flooded office, and people don't like, now i really is really... Weird, it doesn't look too good.
Should
Do you know?
Destroy the game.
Best quit the game sequence
Portugal 2 is all i need
It's here after 2 years
Love Deadwater!
okay but have you ever wondered how they managed to kill water
These google translated videos are the best
I would like to mention, the boot camp is also translated.
we already did the boot camp and it was amazing
th-cam.com/video/Di4tPgP0WGM/w-d-xo.html
@@DeadwaterGaming It seems you did! Never mind.
Please! Don’t jump into the water! Jump up into the water!
its designed to protect you from your hands. to put on the hand: the first way: YOU NEED to avoid your hands LMFAAAAO
12:55
TO DEFEAT THE ENEMYS
Here I am, pretending like I am not commenting while watching and like I just finished watching it.