Futurama - 30 Random Jokes to get You Through April

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  • @willappleton6078
    @willappleton6078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4776

    "No fair, you changed the result by measuring it" such a good joke.

    • @Darkstar263
      @Darkstar263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Quite possibly my favourite Farnsworth quote.

    • @reggie_au
      @reggie_au 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      for anyone not getting it; lookup the double slit experiment.

    • @feliperojas-doomride
      @feliperojas-doomride 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      i'm ashamed to admit that I just now got it

    • @BroncoBoyJ
      @BroncoBoyJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Darkstar263 he
      ueis

    • @davidroddick91
      @davidroddick91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I never got the joke when I first saw the episode. Now I think it's brilliant!
      Twelve seasons of Big Bang Theory was time well spent.

  • @franciscopetrucci
    @franciscopetrucci 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1487

    “headache with pictures” is my all-time favorite futurama joke, no doubt.

    • @canny_linguist
      @canny_linguist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      One of my favourite lines in any comedy

    • @djbrashblubber
      @djbrashblubber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Am idea?

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@djbrashblubber mmmnnnmmm/

  • @bmstylee
    @bmstylee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2284

    "Correct. There's no obligation. Unless of course war were declared"
    "What's that?"
    "War were declared."

    • @GayFurryFromROA
      @GayFurryFromROA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Topical

    • @Darkstar263
      @Darkstar263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I love that scene

    • @twown
      @twown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Funniest subjunctive verb tense joke ever.

    • @beowulfsrevenge4369
      @beowulfsrevenge4369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "War! It's fantastic!"

    • @pob_42
      @pob_42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I like to think the recruiter pressed a button under the desk

  • @TBrizzle01
    @TBrizzle01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1952

    "Let me have one of your young on a roll."
    "We're out of rolls."
    This show is pure gold.

    • @OhOkayThenLazySusan
      @OhOkayThenLazySusan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The animation of the characters eyes looking away before saying it makes it even better. 🙏

    • @Documentts
      @Documentts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Funny yet he ordered a hot dog with a roll in it

    • @nadroji6549
      @nadroji6549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Documentts
      Technailly hotdogs are served on buns not rolls. Rolls I find to be more rounded & fit for patties where as buns are more elongated & fit for frankfurters.
      Still funny tho.

    • @SniffinYaMum
      @SniffinYaMum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nadroji6549 i thought buns where bread and rolls where pastry

    • @nadroji6549
      @nadroji6549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SniffinYaMum
      Perhaps they can be, but most of the time rolls are round while buns are long. Although sometimes the 2 can be interchanged sometimes.

  • @smacksoftSMA
    @smacksoftSMA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2827

    For as clever as the writing is in this show. I find Fry being Dumb and the Professor being Old jokes to be the ones that make me laugh the most

    • @theusher2893
      @theusher2893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Roger Ebert once said, "A decent comedian has a couple dozen unique jokes. A fantastic comedian has one or two jokes, but a couple dozen ways to use them."

    • @aparksmusic
      @aparksmusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Boco Corwin never thought of that comparison before.
      Still beyond me that this show never got a 2nd chance in a Prime Time Slot. Its only 2nd chance was late night when most viewers were already in bed.

    • @Lazlum
      @Lazlum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bender is the character that made me laugh the most

    • @Jesus_Christ_For_Real
      @Jesus_Christ_For_Real 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      My favourite is "no im... doesn't"

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Jesus_Christ_For_Real I love the story behind it that Billy West had no idea what he was reading in the studio, but when he saw it on TV, understood the joke and found it hilarious

  • @LolaSteininger
    @LolaSteininger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    - So, they’re trying to LEARN things?
    - Right.
    - Those BASTARDS!!

  • @NewAgeComix
    @NewAgeComix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    "How's the job market?"
    "Ruff!" Haha never caught that before

    • @OldManBOMBIN
      @OldManBOMBIN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Guy goes into a bar with his dog. Guy says to the bartender, "I'll bet you a beer that my dog can talk."
      Bartender says, "Ok, let's hear it."
      Guy turns to his dog, "Dog, what's the opposite of smooth?"
      "Rough!"
      Bartender chuckles and gives the guy a beer.
      Guy finishes the beer and calls the bartender back over, "I'll bet you another drink my dog can talk."
      "I guess I can spare one more," says the bartender.
      "Dog," says the guy, "What's on top of a house?"
      "Roof!" Barks the dog.
      "Ok, ok, fair enough," says the bartender, and hands the guy a drink.
      Guy finishes his second drink, "Hey, bartender, I'll bet you a third drink my dog can talk!"
      "This better be good, man," says the bartender.
      Guy turns to the dog, "Hey dog, who's the best baseball player?"
      "Ruth!"
      "Ok man, that's enough," the bartender says, "You've gotten two free drinks off me, but this joke is getting old. You better just leave."
      So the man and his dog leave the bar, downtrodden.
      The dog looks at the man and says, "He must be a DiMaggio fan."

  • @Jose04537
    @Jose04537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    "Please Fry, I don't know how to teach, I'm a professor!" Sounds like my collegue professors.

    • @THETRIVIALTHINGS
      @THETRIVIALTHINGS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Comment checks out on account of the spelling of 'college'.

    • @moursundjames
      @moursundjames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Perhaps José Ángel is himself a professor, and was referring to his fellow scholars?

    • @alilweeb7684
      @alilweeb7684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that one made me genuenly laugh

    • @thomashawaii
      @thomashawaii 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some of my colleagues truly believe they shouldn’t teach freshmen because they are professors instead of lecturers.

    • @Jose04537
      @Jose04537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@moursundjames Both. I'm about to give up, to much gatekeeping (of people who refuse to teach) and disappointment (people who can't teach).

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1053

    "Please Mr Nixon, we're appealing to your sense of decency."
    (Everyone laughs)

    • @varenoftatooine2393
      @varenoftatooine2393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This show is ruthless.

    • @POTUSJimmyCarter
      @POTUSJimmyCarter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ESPECIALLY President Nixon.

    • @Super_Suchi
      @Super_Suchi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like how even Bender and Leela laugh.

    • @RabbiHerschel
      @RabbiHerschel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nixon did nothing wrong.

    • @bloodpoison13
      @bloodpoison13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fun fact, Nixon was drunk off his gourd basically every day. Every one of his tapes recording his crimes (that he set up himself) he was drunk off his ass.

  • @pricerowland
    @pricerowland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1728

    The amazon women's basketball joke is extra fun because they are nearly the height of the net. So they should obviously be able to dunk. Incredible writing.

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Yeah my immediate question would be "Bruh, you're like 9 feet tall, you can lay up from standing height"

    • @wristocrat
      @wristocrat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      That’s not really the joke. Sure, it’s a secondary reason for why it’s funny. But the WNBA really does rely on fundamentals

    • @chairwood
      @chairwood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@wristocrat it's funny cuz dunking is trivial to them so fundamentals are more interesting.

    • @wristocrat
      @wristocrat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@chairwood “we no can dunk” they literally say they are incapable of it. How could that be trivial

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@wristocrat the joke is that WNBA used to be interesting, but the uniforms became unisex.

  • @AlcerusOfficial
    @AlcerusOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    "Twice the size of three regular spheres" oh man I catch new jokes every time I rewatch this show, I love it

    • @abigbutterstick1780
      @abigbutterstick1780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Aka 6 times the size of 1 sphere

    • @JustKrin
      @JustKrin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@abigbutterstick1780 or 12 times the size of half a sphere

    • @abigbutterstick1780
      @abigbutterstick1780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@JustKrin The numbers Mason

  • @Foxmagik
    @Foxmagik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    "MOVE YOUR FREAKING HOOF YOU GOAT!!!"
    Still one of my favorite lines.

    • @bmstylee
      @bmstylee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Why does my foot hurt?

    • @flying1dead155
      @flying1dead155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Is this what human mating looks like ? ...cause I like it

    • @GarlicPudding
      @GarlicPudding 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Even a sadist like Mom just wanted him to leave. XD

    • @nicholas5623
      @nicholas5623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Reminds me of my mom lmaooo

    • @Jacksonrox13
      @Jacksonrox13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tress is such a brilliant V/A.

  • @KJ-of6lf
    @KJ-of6lf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1938

    If you watch it again Bender did actually see a 2 in his dream.

    • @YaesPuppy
      @YaesPuppy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I thought this was an April Fool's comment but, no, he actually does lol!

    • @timewalker6654
      @timewalker6654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Dont need to i saw it the first time

    • @dayman888
      @dayman888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      haha yeah I always saw the 2 ever since I first watched it.

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      2:57 😄

    • @alexreilly6121
      @alexreilly6121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Luckily when that part came on I remembered just enough from TV to remember that he was dreaming, so I didn't have a heart attack seeing a 2.

  • @samalvey8168
    @samalvey8168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    "Oh, god you're killin' me! OH GOD, YOU'RE KILLING ME!"
    What did you expect by provoking women who are ten feet tall and armed with giant clubs?

  • @Rtotalmagic
    @Rtotalmagic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    The Twilight Zone parody consists of five classic Twilight Zone twists in exactly as many lines, and is all the better for it...

    • @kennethsagers8576
      @kennethsagers8576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Are they all real things from the show?

    • @Rtotalmagic
      @Rtotalmagic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@kennethsagers8576 The Guy who ends up in "Heaven" and realizes how boring it is - 'A Nice Place to Visit'
      The slot machine - 'The Fever'
      The Gremlin on the side of the plane - 'Nightmare at 30,000ft'
      Hitler related twists - 'He's Alive' and 'The Man in the Bottle' (The former a parable about the toxic legacy of Nazisim, the latter a Be-Careful-What-You-Wish-For genie tale)
      I think the fly head didn't feature in Twilight Zone though...

    • @cheeriosd4879
      @cheeriosd4879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Rtotalmagic I would guess all the twists were people are revealed to be aliens. ( a bit of a stretch though)

    • @Rtotalmagic
      @Rtotalmagic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@cheeriosd4879 Twilight Zone has always been a pretty varied anthology show, but I would say about 10%-20% of episodes were related to aliens in some way...

    • @babscabs1987
      @babscabs1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You are in an area adjacent to a location...

  • @davidteachout1888
    @davidteachout1888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    I just now got that bender was referencing Futurama when he said "Another classic sci fi show canceled before its time." The jokes are so layered its incredible.

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is that really incredible though?

    • @MrDemonWorm
      @MrDemonWorm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "I've never heard of such a brutal injustice that I care so little about!"

    • @slidey1788
      @slidey1788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All the good shows get canceled, sometimes 2 or 3 times

    • @nadroji6549
      @nadroji6549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@slidey1788
      Unfortunately that is the case for some reason.

    • @hey_its_travis
      @hey_its_travis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm back baby

  • @birdoven5754
    @birdoven5754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    "Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!"
    God that joke never gets old, I tear up laughing every time i hear it

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Apparently everything in that Scary Door clip was actually taken from real Twilight Zone episodes lmao

    • @birdoven5754
      @birdoven5754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yep, even Hitler

    • @aparksmusic
      @aparksmusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      _"saw it coming."_

    • @POTUSJimmyCarter
      @POTUSJimmyCarter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The Scary Door intros are pretty dead on, the narrator really worked on Rod Serling's distinctive speech patterns. They especially got the clipped drop at the end of phrases that Serling did. Too many people draw it out too much and accidentally sound more like a more comprehensible version of Winston Churchill.

    • @gremlinwc8996
      @gremlinwc8996 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@blokvader8283 yeah in order that clip was a reference to: a nice place to visit, nightmare at 20,000 feet, whatever the name of that genie one was, and im honestly not sure what the fly is a reference to

  • @kessiniktange8861
    @kessiniktange8861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I love that prosecutor bird. "Your Honor, the prosecution roosts."

  • @Flailwielder
    @Flailwielder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I just noticed the joke at 2:47. Fry says "no one likes them at first, but they'll grow on you", even though there are literally none left in the universe.

    • @bugglemagnum6213
      @bugglemagnum6213 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i just noticed that too lol never got that part of the joke before

    • @wileecoyotegenius5955
      @wileecoyotegenius5955 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      They cut out the best part which is that Zoidberg eats them and gets addicted but there are none left so he goes on a rampage.

  • @jochenstacker7448
    @jochenstacker7448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "Do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter" is one of my all time favourite Futurama lines.

  • @thebowlfosho4974
    @thebowlfosho4974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    "Why does Ross, the largest Friend, not simply eat the other five?"

    • @KyleRayner12
      @KyleRayner12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps."

    • @michaelboydston313
      @michaelboydston313 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is a joey heavy episode anyway

    • @d3fau1thmph
      @d3fau1thmph ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@michaelboydston313 And Joey doesn't share food!

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 ปีที่แล้ว

      Easy, he's a wuss and a weakling thanks to his parents (mostly his mom), if anyone eats the other five, it'll be Monica.

  • @GrievousReborn
    @GrievousReborn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    "Your social security check is late, stuff costs more than it used to, young people use curse words!" 7:22

  • @althelor
    @althelor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Don't listen to that crackpot!"
    "But I'm agreeing with you!"
    That has got to be one of my favorite moments from the professor.

  • @castbet9183
    @castbet9183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    “Harpoon my ass” that part gets me laughing

    • @samalvey8168
      @samalvey8168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "OK!"

    • @castbet9183
      @castbet9183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@samalvey8168 OW! My ass!

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr? Leela's casual, "Ok" is what kills me.😂

  • @chris.3711
    @chris.3711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Dear God this is an outrage!
    I was going to eat that mummy!"
    That twist kills me every time.

  • @NP-zl7dz
    @NP-zl7dz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    'Headache with pictures' always cracks me up

  • @nolsee1176
    @nolsee1176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    ''Please, Fry. I don't know how to teach. I'm a professor!'' My mum heard that from the other room and howled, lol.

  • @SQUIISHY2304
    @SQUIISHY2304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    My most favorite joke in the series wasn’t included. The “to shreds you say” joke by Farnsworth.

    • @justhuxley4355
      @justhuxley4355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Well, how's his wife holding up? To shreds you say...

    • @asdf7248
      @asdf7248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s random jokes, not best jokes

    • @aparksmusic
      @aparksmusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@asdf7248 to be fair, he said his favorite, not the best.

    • @CamMackay96
      @CamMackay96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's doing a new comp each month

    • @I.C.Weiner
      @I.C.Weiner 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      September video. It's there now.

  • @Gibbypastrami
    @Gibbypastrami 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"
    That's just, a perfect example of what makes this show timeless, people making it are smart as fuck and they go for it

  • @KJ-of6lf
    @KJ-of6lf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    A headache with pictures!
    I empathize Fry, I empathize...

  • @amphisconstrictor9650
    @amphisconstrictor9650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The professor snapping at leela for a new set of teeth only for him to try to throw them at wernstrom again has me rolling

  • @NightShade1218
    @NightShade1218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    "You changed the outcome by measuring it!"
    I took 4 years of quantum mechanics in college just to understand this joke.

    • @Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger
      @Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't get it

    • @thomascorbett709
      @thomascorbett709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh SHIT, I only just got the rest of the joke, thank you.

    • @jeremyr6034
      @jeremyr6034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger there’s a rule in quantum mechanics known as the measurement postulate. It says that for a quantum event ( like position of two close electrons) there is an associated random-esque probability for finding one electron in a certain position. However once you make a measurement of the system you know where the electron is so there is no longer a random chance of finding it at either position (there’s 100% chance it’s where you measured it, after all you saw it). This is known as collapsing the wave function, and can be referred to as changing the outcome through measurement, since the event went from a random chance state to an observed known state. This material is typically covered in the first undergraduate quantum mechanics course

    • @DrHundTF2
      @DrHundTF2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It took 10 minutes of googling Erwin Schrödinger for me to understand it

    • @littlemisspipebomb4723
      @littlemisspipebomb4723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger there's a famous quantum mechanics study where it resulted in different outcomes depending on if the scientists were actively watching it or simply looking at the results afterwards

  • @PolarBearFromNY
    @PolarBearFromNY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    4:02 "but I'm agreeing with you"
    "I'll make you eat those words!"

  • @solemnwaltz
    @solemnwaltz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "...a giant memory bank twice the size of three ordinary memory banks."

  • @zinkpopovitch9519
    @zinkpopovitch9519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    'Stuff cost more than they used to'
    that one hit hard

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly my thoughts, like how sad that aged so well

  • @inthetoyroom4life
    @inthetoyroom4life 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    0:16 is one of my all time favorites. Its kinda of subtle and and the way the lines are delivered sends it home

  • @Devo57
    @Devo57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    The 10th (1 and 0) joke was also the binary code bit
    That had to be intentional or the greatest accident ever (and pun intended on “bit”)

    • @trequor
      @trequor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or was it the second joke :p

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@trequor I get it

  • @hanscapon222
    @hanscapon222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “My god, this is an outrage! *I* was going to eat that mummy!”

  • @davidmarek535
    @davidmarek535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    All my ideas will be referred to as “headaches with pictures” from now on.

  • @music-channel69
    @music-channel69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    4:39 "Mathematics of Wan-Ton Burrito Meals"

  • @canny_linguist
    @canny_linguist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Futurama is every bit as witty and quotable as The Simpsons but doesn't get the same respect

    • @tommerker8063
      @tommerker8063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      i actually prefer futurama over the simpsons

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What do you mean? Futurama is as respected as it can be, while Simpsons is cinstantly getting trashed for going too long.

    • @xvbd6067
      @xvbd6067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well it reflects the state of education in the country

    • @joshray7084
      @joshray7084 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Futurama is the best animated show ever made, it is far wittier than any other show, it covers all the jokes from incredibly smart humor to dumpster stupid but also manages to drive the plot along without cheap cutaway humor that shows like Family Guy rely heavily on. "And now I am leaving for no apparent raisin". - Brain -

    • @gremlinwc8996
      @gremlinwc8996 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joshray7084 love the fact that Fry is aware of the word apparent and can spell it correctly but can't do the same for reason

  • @rebeccavelic7734
    @rebeccavelic7734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    It kills me every time when Nixon yells at Checkers 😂

  • @Arsenelli11
    @Arsenelli11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “70 years and you remembered my favourite flower”
    “Your favourite whaa”😂

  • @Silenthero66
    @Silenthero66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Futurama is like, my perfect form of humor. Like its *exactly* my sense of humor.

  • @RealWolfmanDan
    @RealWolfmanDan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It's amazing how much more breathing room there was in the early seasons

  • @reedr7142
    @reedr7142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Good thing this is a show about the future. It was so ahead of its time.

    • @ArtByKarenEHaley
      @ArtByKarenEHaley 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This underrated comment deserves applause

  • @nolsee1176
    @nolsee1176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    5:06 caught me completely off guard, I nearly passed away laughing

    • @starpiegacha9807
      @starpiegacha9807 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're ugly! *laughs in drunk 160 year old scientist*

  • @Bobomb1000
    @Bobomb1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    6:51 smooth transition

  • @benjamincasatimcintosh2918
    @benjamincasatimcintosh2918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "no fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it"
    Schrodinger's rant

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Heisenberg, really.

    • @smorris12
      @smorris12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@davidwuhrer6704 Are you certain?

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@smorris12 Yes.
      Schrödinger's cat is more famous than Heisenberg and even than Schrödinger himself. It was Erwin Schrödinger's argument that fundamental non-determinism is silly, although he later agreed to agree with Bohr's interpretation in Kopenhagen.
      The reason why it even was a topic was Werner Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, which states, among other things, that the outcome of a measurement depends on the measurement. It can be shown in very simple experiments that a measurement changes what it measures.

    • @smorris12
      @smorris12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@davidwuhrer6704 I must apologise: it was a joke; a play on words on uncertainty! But an excellent description, nonetheless!

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidwuhrer6704 can a measurement measure itself though?

  • @TommyAck102
    @TommyAck102 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Still one of the best descriptions of an idea I've heard in my lifetime!

  • @rozasupreme
    @rozasupreme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "We're out of rolls."
    >Gives him a roll

    • @wristocrat
      @wristocrat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That’s a bun

    • @Arcticroberto9376
      @Arcticroberto9376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wristocrat many arguments were had trying to categorize hotdogs

  • @TheProfProfessor
    @TheProfProfessor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    For some reason one of my favourite Futurama jokes is in the scooby doo parody where they run through a door in the hallway and they hang on the scene as nothing happens

  • @AltName7
    @AltName7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    now that it's late November I think it's the perfect time for 30 Futurama jokes to get me through April.

  • @TrateMusic
    @TrateMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Hahaha oh god, you're killing me...
    Ahh!! Oh god, you're killing me!!
    IMO Futurama's #1 funniest episode

    • @zbr76
      @zbr76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's definitely in the top 10 classic episodes. Too bad Twitter would be demanding Futurama be cancelled if they aired 'Amazon Women in the Mood' today. Or 'Bend Her', come to think of it.

    • @smacksoftSMA
      @smacksoftSMA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zbr76 tbf Bend Her is a fucking awful episode. Really disappointing considering how good the rest of the earlier seasons are

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@smacksoftSMA if by "awful" you mean "hilarious". Found the Twitter user.

    • @smacksoftSMA
      @smacksoftSMA 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_Stormfather I seriously suggest you touch some grass xx

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smacksoftSMA your comment got deleted, but I see it in my notifications. The hilarious part is that you don't even deny it 🤣

  • @connorrobinson9548
    @connorrobinson9548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    A headache with pictures is one of my favourite jokes of all time

  • @Chillie_peppers
    @Chillie_peppers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is the best cartoon show without a doubt 💯

  • @lucystarlight8887
    @lucystarlight8887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    "Did you explain how the women's good fundamentals make up for their inability to dunk?"
    "Yes, they still laugh"
    "The men must die!"

    • @flying1dead155
      @flying1dead155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Good bye friends I never thought I'd die like this though I always truly hoped . Amen .

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Oh god, you’re killing me!”
    “OH GOD YOURE KILLING ME”
    Gets me every time

  • @misterwolf3817
    @misterwolf3817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I have to give a tip for Futurama's voice acting. This is probably the only one of english shows that actually have understandable accent.

    • @jesseshasteen8158
      @jesseshasteen8158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Accent?

    • @Keithfert490
      @Keithfert490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think they're saying that the voice actors enunciate well

    • @jesseshasteen8158
      @jesseshasteen8158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Keithfert490 maybe or they ain’t from the USA and think we have an accent here certain states do but as a whole country we don’t

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@jesseshasteen8158 every person in every language has an accent. What you think of as "no accent" is really just the most common American accent of English.

    • @Vixin24
      @Vixin24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jesseshasteen8158 of course you have an accent. Every person in the world has one depending on where they're from. You're just so used to yours you don't recognize it whereas people from outside USA can hear it instantly. American accents are one of the most distinct accents out there. On the other hand I'm from Ireland and to me, I don't hear my own accent but I know others do.

  • @thejadedeagle6729
    @thejadedeagle6729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:48 - 2:10 Three amazing jokes in the span of half a minute! This scene gets me every single time!

  • @elliejohnson2786
    @elliejohnson2786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    3:00 I FINALLY saw the two! I remember first seeing this and wondering if there was one.

  • @Griwes
    @Griwes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Harpoon my ass" got me way harder than it should've.

  • @leavemealone802
    @leavemealone802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Okay, is kind of cute Fry only remembers he met Leela, and everything else was unimportant
    Like "I was frozen, met the woman of my dreams... and then what happened?"
    Idk I think is sweet

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's just a pity women react negatively to that

  • @Lonestarr022
    @Lonestarr022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This is an outrage, I was going to eat that mummy.

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Here, Fry. This is Gorgax, He’s teriyaki style!”

  • @valkyrie-randgris
    @valkyrie-randgris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Watching these kicked me right back to sitting around my living room with nothing better to watch on a high school evening. (Still, it's a testament to the writing that even though I must have seen it like 40 freaking times, I still laugh at "Harpoon my ass". Lmao)

  • @billcosby1908
    @billcosby1908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:48 not sure if this was intentional but the screams matched perfectly

  • @howdyyall4335
    @howdyyall4335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks you for the video ☺️ God bless 💓

  • @lucystarlight8887
    @lucystarlight8887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The cut between 22 and 23 was great

  • @newjerseyyouth4853
    @newjerseyyouth4853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “Only if you don’t have any real hope.”

  • @Bownzinho
    @Bownzinho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    3:50 when I first saw this I was nearly in tears lmao

  • @dereksnow4076
    @dereksnow4076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That one about changing the outcome by measuring it. Gold. Absolutely gold.

  • @TheBandAdventure
    @TheBandAdventure ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:57 "I thought I saw a 2"
    Never would have thought it, but there's the 2

  • @CatalystEXE
    @CatalystEXE ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Bonder?! Is it really you?!"

  • @Rottypops
    @Rottypops 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It got me through the last 9 minutes and 18 seconds, so good on ya, buddy.

  • @Moleskineman
    @Moleskineman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you, I needed this

  • @TakitowSpice
    @TakitowSpice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:22 is one of the funniest bits in any comedy show

  • @wildNout317
    @wildNout317 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how this is an actual series random of clips, and not just segments from the same episode

  • @DiecastDreamCustoms
    @DiecastDreamCustoms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At 2:57, there IS a 2! I love Futurama, and can't wait for the next season! WOO! -Vic

  • @EaastonCams
    @EaastonCams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the chicken little reference, that character’s hilarious

  • @KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain
    @KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    There's no obligation .... Unless of course war were declared.

    • @bmstylee
      @bmstylee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      War were declared

  • @danielcobia7818
    @danielcobia7818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The bit after the "good news nobodies!" part is also hilarious.
    "I give you happy poopy time."
    "You know too much."

  • @CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages
    @CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages ปีที่แล้ว +5

    (8:17) I've actually had quite a few nightmares like that.

  • @blokvader8283
    @blokvader8283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I love that the video ends with "So long, jerkwads!"
    Also, for the first one, you cut off right before "Well, atleast hotdogs haven't changed" which is the funny part lmao

    • @tinbanger66
      @tinbanger66 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's always plenty of lips, lymph nodes, and assholes left for hotdogs.

  • @VishalGupta-ni2tb
    @VishalGupta-ni2tb หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:35 That slap was well earned 😆.

  • @TheFlamingDoh2
    @TheFlamingDoh2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:26 Fun(?) Fact: That joke is based in truth. 12th century Europeans used to eat mummies for curative reasons.

  • @TooFlyNico
    @TooFlyNico ปีที่แล้ว

    Videos like this make me realize I have to just start watching futurama again haha

  • @Piaw0under
    @Piaw0under 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Man I forgot how much I liked this show, but your short videos really reminded me of this gem! :)

  • @ens0246
    @ens0246 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of my favourite gags of all time is one I never remembered until recently rewatching. From the Honking. Bender wakes up in an impound lot, covered in oil, after transforming back from the werecar. The surly trucker character wakes him up:
    Bender: "Help me! I'm scared"
    Surly guy: "We're all scared. It's the human condition. Why d'ya think I portray this tough guy facade? Now beat it!"

  • @ivanstrydom8417
    @ivanstrydom8417 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Move your freaking hoof you goat !" The linte ,the animation, the delivery is all so perfect, has me crying with laughter. 😂

  • @pete_nana
    @pete_nana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh, god, you’re killin’ me!
    OH, GOD, YOU’RE KILLING ME!

  • @YnseSchaap
    @YnseSchaap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The reaction of the guys when they are sentenced to death by snoo snoo 😁

  • @Shushkin
    @Shushkin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Fastest 9 minutes of my life.

  • @5swordslockinghorns
    @5swordslockinghorns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “I’m having one of those things! You know, a headache with pictures”
    “An idea?”
    *points and nods*

  • @sgtstr3am785
    @sgtstr3am785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Only show where every sentence is probably a joke, tie-in joke, running joke, and a joke to intelligent for 99% of viewers to get at the same time. 😂

  • @platinumpatience5307
    @platinumpatience5307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "We're out of rolls."
    **serves Zoidberg a hotdog**

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I take it to mean that although it _looks_ like a roll, whatever the hotdog was served in is probably something much worse than a roll.

    • @razthealmighty1359
      @razthealmighty1359 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheNefastor I took it like he would sell a child since he asked for “one of your young on a roll” and instead of saying we don’t serve children here he said we’re outta rolls. Implying he would potentially sell a child.

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Just give me something crawling with parasites.”

  • @bloodyraptor6251
    @bloodyraptor6251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I love that WHOLE episode, Fry is trying to get anchovies for his friends to try after they become extinct, and after going Bankrupt, scammed, and EVERYTHING... It ends with the gang hating them and him saying "yeah no one likes em at first". Lovable Idiotism at its finest

  • @shawniscoolerthanyou
    @shawniscoolerthanyou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There's actually more than 30 jokes. Good value.

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:44 I like how one of the penguins steals the watch.

  • @shemp308
    @shemp308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sad post's from a TV show off the air for near 10 years. I may add that a TV show I always enjoyed. And still watch today. The real sad part is Futurama should have at least been kept on the air for a few more years. Like others that still have viewers out of boredom.

  • @geckokid8265
    @geckokid8265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "oh wha- daffodils! 70 years and you remembered they're my favorite flower"
    "eh whaa? Why does my foot hurt?"