This is the rare role reversal I swear, cuz Sam was giving golden retriever and Jake was giving black cat personality wise, in their interactions.... Altho tbf it would be what it looks like in every other scenario with these two lol. Sam Hella black cat until the golden retriever uno reverses his expectations with sarcasm, apperantly lol
These people would faint if they found out that Elizabeth Taylor had soooo much body hair. And Monroe looked so luminous on screen because she had quite a lot of facial hair... her hair and the material then used for filming worked extremly well together.
hey, i would stop saying “biological woman” and say “cis woman” instead, as “biological” is a term used by terfs to negate trans womens womanhood. since gender is a social construct, biological womanhood doesn’t exist, and the term only exists to serve the notion that cis people are more entitled to their gender than trans people.
I'm currently having period farts, and I also have IBS. I've ripped about 50 today. They don't smell like flowers though. My ex said they normally smell like warm peanuts. Idk if that's good, but people seems to enjoy warm peanuts. 🤷♀️
I kinda read "women dont have leg hair, and if they do then something is wrong with them or they're trans" as a threat. I find it hard to believe that these men seriously don't know that women have body hair when body hair removal for women is a billion dollar industry. To me it reads more like "if you don't conform to this hairless standard of beauty then we will deny your womanhood."
I don't understand how the same people who enjoy reducing women to their biology also fail to understand the actual biology of women? It's common sense that both sexes grow body hair.
At the risk of spelling out what you were already implying in your post: " "if you don't conform to this [standard of beauty] then we will deny your womanhood."
I think it's more like they were exposed to 🌽 at such an early, impressionable age, then voraciously consume it for years. Then, they think women are naturally hairless 🤷🏽♀️
Honestly I'm not even surprised, when even razor ads don't show much hair on women, like what are they shaving in those??? It would definitely make someone believe this stupidity if they've only seen that
9:40 i actually have a funny story about something like this. to preface, i’m a transman who passes, and my sister is a cis woman that doesn’t shave her legs (this is important to the story). one day after we had gone out shopping for stuff i don’t remember, we were sitting at a bus stop waiting for our last bus. alongside us there were two friends, a guy and a girl. for some reason they were having fun by throwing gravel at each other, and coincidentally, onto us as well. after a certain point, my sister asked them to stop, causing the guy to get verbally angry, but still being too much of a coward to actually do something to 2 visible nerds. the girl, however, stayed quiet for about 5 min while staring at my sister until asking “…um… why do you have leg hair? are you like.. a trans (???????) or something?” my sister replied, saying “what does it matter to you? it’s just leg hair” the girl then goes “well, it’s unnatural for a woman to have body hair like that” “well if we have to shave it, how can it be unnatural?” the girl went quiet after that and it just makes me wonder how many people think body hair is unnatural when it literally grows on you without any input. how can someone be that stupid? it’s like one of the most quantifiable uses of the word natural (assuming you don’t have like alopecia or something)
Aagghhh the way beauty standards have caused people to believe that an ‘uncommon’ look is ‘unnatural’ :( My older sister has leg hair and that’s perfectly fine. Coincidentally my older brother hates being hairy and shaves everything away. It’s funny how transphobia not only hurts trans people but also cisgender people at the same time (well, I guess it’s not really funny tho)
An unfortunate amount of people think that all natural things are good/healthy and if something is seen as bad that means it can't be natural. Poisonous plants, cancer, disease, etc. are all naturally occurring but can be very bad for your health. (And then there's the whole thing about things that are or *can* be unhealthy/unattractive means that they're bad and should be eradicated on that basis with no nuance... people and things are allowed to be unhealthy and/or ugly in peace)
A girl in the year above me in HS said it was "unhygienic". Bish, I use a washcloth and scrub my entire body, from hair to down there, pits to toe tips. She was in with the crowd of ho3s, that I'll bet my pension, doesn't wash down there at all or douches instead. Girls like that remind me of that old meme of an "art piece" depicting "the girl he cheats with" naked with ratty pigtails and green slime on her fingers coming from you know where.
I didn't know that most women grew leg hair until I was a bit older, since I do not naturally have leg hair (it's genetic; my father doesn't, either). My mother wasn't very observant and never noticed that I also never grew leg hair, so it was never explained to me that most women shave it off. I've had jealous roommates and girlfriends ever since, because now I brag about it.
As a (semi-passing) trans guy who experienced early menopause for various medical reasons, my blood outs me every time I get it drawn. Why? Because I dyed my hair blue during my final period, and now my blood is permanently blue. No more menstruation means I can never change the color of my blood again. Fml.
Trans man here to comment about the bras in the preteen section. I started developing breasts when I was 8 and was b almost c cup by the time I was in fifth grade. Its not unusual for preteens to need bras.
Yeah, preteen is 100% the time most afab individuals get their first bras or training bras. I refused to wear them for sensory related issues for an extended period even when I needed them, but even then I was still wearing them a bit before I turned twelve.. probably fuzzy memory.
Same 🤷♀️ i have sensory issues and literally asked for them was i was 8 or 9. I hate that people sexualize bras like that or make them seem “grown up”, it’s just another piece of clothing 😒
I had to steel my mother's bras at ten. She hated that, started buying me training bras, they were too small, so I continued steeling her bras. I was too big for them by thirteen. I had to tie them in the back because they were too big going around. I think that's the part that bothered her the most.
@@TotallyElleWoodsIm autistic with sensory issues and was the opposite lol! I refused to wear them for a long time because it was immensely uncomfortable to me, but eventually I was more uncomfortable that I was developing chest volume and you could see my nips through my shirt, so with my hazy memory I was still wearing them before my 12th birthday probably.
Sam struggling so bad to understand when Jake was joking made me feel so much better. I’ve been watching Jake for so long and I never know when he’s joking😭
It does depend on how you look at it though. That's how it works biologically, but Dr's count your cycles from the first day of your period. So when you count it the way Dr's do it happens after. That's mainly done because that's what you can see and keep track of and most normally don't have obvious signs of ovulation happening.
@@childrensmusic4075 And I agreed with that by saying that's biologically correct. It's not how it's tracked in general though, unless your getting tested for exact ovulation time for working through fertility issues. There's more than one way of looking at it. That's why they found differing info when they googled it.
@@TamanduaGirlthe reason doctors use someone’s last period to track pregnancy progression is because menstruation is the end of a cycle. Menstruation is just clearing out the lining on the walls of the uterus when the body realizes it’s not pregnant and has to start the process all over again.
If leg hair was unnatural on women, there wouldn't be an entire industry dedicated to creating and marketing hair removal products, and SHAMING women who don't use them. I gave up shaving years ago and my legs are hairy everywhere I go...
Same! It feels nice not letting other's feelings dictate what I do with my body hair, I still feel that shame about it and other hairy parts of my body at times that I'm still dealing with, but I know it's a process of unlearning
One bodily anatomy fact a LOT of people I’ve talked to don’t know is that men and women both produce varying levels of testosterone and estrogen. I’ve talked to grown men and women who think they only have one hormone!
So, the thing with the "little girls shouldn't wear bras when they're 8 or 10" bit is kinda twofold, I feel like? On the one hand this person doesn't seem to know that girls can go through puberty as early as 9 years old, and therefore develop breasts at that point, and *therefore* would need bras in middle school. So it's helpful for them to have a bra section among their shopping choices. The creepier side of the assumption for me is it seems like the person automatically thinks of a girl as "grown up" if she has enough boob to need a bra? 'Cause like, some kids develop faster physically speaking. And even when you're like, 15, you're *still* a child, not a grownup. Bras are not automatically a grownup and especially not a sexual thing, ya weirdo!
the stark difference in jakes and sams personalitys and sense of humor and comedic expression makes this absolute gold lmaaooo love both of these alpha chads so much ✨💖✨
Training bras are literally used for when a young girl’s chest starts growing and also to get them used to the feeling of something they are basically going to wear for almost every day for the rest of their life. 😭 People are so stupid I swear. And I knew girls who started puberty at age seven, it’s not that surprising for young kids.
What if the girl in question ends up not needing a bra? I just don't get why training bras exist. Training bras are meant to be worn when a bra isn't actually needed yet, right? So why wear anything at all? Just, why wear a bra if you don't have to?
@@sarahvunkannon7336training bras are used when you don't have boobs big enough for a full bra but they are still growing so it marks the clothes, and it's uncomfortable to jump and run and even have your shirt rubbing against your boobs even when they are growing (sometimes specially when they are cause they can get sensitive)
@@sarahvunkannon7336 Because it’s kind of a societal thing where the moment girls chests start growing at all, you get them a training bra to cover it up, even if there’s nothing really there to cover. But in most cases it’s just so the girls and get into the habit of wearing bras every time they leave the house and ease into wearing real ones in the future.
@@moonlightterrors4471 Nope, sports bra do help better with this, but training bras are effective to help growing breasts not to hurt. I know that cause I used them before, especially about the sensibility of when they are growing and it rubs in your clothes. I used to be pretty active when I was a kid so they did help with movements.
Let me speak to the "sheer clothing"...a lot of clothes marketed to girls at stores like Target, Walmart, Kohls, etc. is made with such poor quality fabric that it is see-through. As a mom, I am like, who is designing this shit? PDF files?? I'm talking regular ass clothes like t-shirts and shorts and don't get me started on bathing suits 🙄 Literally a struggle.
6:20 An explainer on ovulation for my confused homies: Women ovulate once a month. When they release an egg, it's viable for 24-48hrs, then disintergrates- menstruation begins 14 days after. You can *only* concieve when there a viable egg has been released. This is a funny statement from OP because a woman can't physically get pregnant unless she's ovulated. Sperm can live for up to 5 days in the body, but your sperm can't be so powerful that it fertilises an egg that *is not there*.
9:30 it’s ironic because girls can start puberty as early as 7-8 years old, this includes growth spurts and sore breasts (i’m female and went thru puberty at 9) training bras are for those starting puberty or beginning to start it soon so they can get used to it as well as feel more comfortable wearing clothes
The amniotic fluid bit is sooo fcking funny, because your internal body temperature actually goes up a little over 1⁰C during ovulation, all through the luteal phase, and if implantation occurs, your temp stays elevated your entire pregnancy 😂 Does this man not know how cold water slows down EVERYTHING, including autonomic functions?! If you fall into the ocean in the polar regions, even the temperate regions, you are done for. The only ocean water you will actually have a decent chance of survival is tropical. Also, the worst way to die in the modern world is sauna. Fire burns away your nerves, and so does boiling. But steamed human? That comes only second to the worst possible way to die in history, which is the bamboo shaft.
Weirdly enough, drowning in cold water does seem to increase the chance that resuscitation will be effective after decent amount of time of you being drowned. People have been brought back after being underwater in cold water for like an hour. Usually this isn't oceans but a cold lake and that sort of thing. Basically the cold has a neuroprotective effect so the victim's brain is likely less damaged than someone who drowned in warm water. There are medical studies on it! Its pretty cool
"Women don't have body hair." Yup, that's why female hair removal is such a *major* industry, because they *don't* have hair. We're so conditioned to seeing smooth, shaved legs (and armpits) because female hair removal is a huge industry that I think some people genuinely forget that body hair is completely natural regardless of sex. It reminds me of that female video game character with a minuscule amount of peach fuzz that attracted some negative attention a while back.
I've never had very noticeable hair on my legs, even before I came out people were under the impression that I shaved them and would tease me about it. My legs looked smoother and more hairless than the cis women in my life. I was so self-conscious about my body hair after coming out, especially the hair on my face and arms. But then one day my oldest sister gave me tips for shaving facial hair because she had to wake up and do it every morning. And then I noticed that both of my sisters and my mother have noticeable arm hair. I've since noticed that this is common with women, if you pay attention. It was incredibly affirming for me because it made me feel like any other woman, because living openly as trans has taught me that my body has more in common with the cis women around me than I'd initially thought. It's like a lot of cis men only see the woman after she goes to great lengths to look the way they think they're supposed to, and get upset at them when they don't because they don't understand that the beauty standards they're used to aren't natural. We're mammals, mammals are defined by fur or hair, and that applies to human beings too. Society would be so much better if we put more emphasis on the soul than worrying about altering our bodies to appease each other. And of course, altering your body is considered bad, but I guess that only applies if it's not done to please a man specifically. I just wish people would grow up sometimes. Still, it is good to know that not everyone judges things that way, which does give me hope for the future to some extent.
If it's any consolation to your pre-out self, my father also has almost no leg hair, and what he has is translucent blonde (I'm cis female, and don't grow any). It just runs in our family. The only reason he never got teased for it was because he was a competitive swimmer for most of his life up through college, so if anyone brought it up he would say he shaved it to reduce water resistance.
I mean you could say my immune system is stronger. I guess it's so strong that it doesn't just attack germs, it attacks my nerves! Then again I have leg hair so I must have some hormonal imbalance that was never diagnosed in all my doctor visits
Honestly, boobs are just a strangely common and socially acceptable fetish, nothing about them is sexual, I honestly don't know why so many people like them... I mean, I'm one of those people, but I will acknowledge how strange it is that it's so common when it's just another body part
They’re only sexual in the sense that creating and nurturing new human life is usually sexual: sex is traditionally how pregnancy occurs. Pregnancy and the nursing that follows are both part of this entire process, which happens to be sexual. The birthing parent can literally have orgasms from nursing their children. It doesn’t mean they’re having a sexual attraction to their child- it is literally just their body rewarding them for looking after their baby. It makes sense though, that lots of people experience sexual attraction to breasts, while their primary function is to nourish newborns. They are usually a secondary sex characteristic 🤷
bro do some people not realize how early girls start to develop boobs? i had a c cup by the time I started middle school. I needed sports bras and trainers in elementary school because I began developing in the 3rd grade. I wish we would educate our younger generations more on their bodies because I was so uncomfortable in my body as a 9 yo.
I remember when i did ballet and i was 10 ig, and one of the other girls was wearing a training bra and i asked “why are you wearing a bra when you don’t have boobs”. She was offended 😂
I have PCOS and yeah we get hair growth and it's hard to lose weight and many have insulin resistance. All that I can deal with but I just had to get a hysterectomy because my PCOS decided that having a period every day for 4 years was a great idea. Also your ovaries like to get cysts that like to explode. Best case it hurts like hell, worst case you're running to the ER as fast as possible.
I hear you. I was diagnosed in my twenties and I am almost 40 now. My menstrual cycles were out of whack for a long time. My periods would be absent for a while and then I had extremely heavy ones that caused anemia. I take an iron supplement now. I have an IUD in place so that helped out. I'm a trans guy and on testosterone and I rarely have any periods thankfully.
the jawn about dying hair and then it changing the period blood color was crazy, that means it’s gonna be blonde, since i dyed mine blonde yesterday 😂. but i love how unserious yall are, glad yall two icons collabed, keep it up. shit made my day. ❤
6:08 ok, yeah, TECHNICALLY it depends on how you look at it, but it makes more sense to view ovulation as coming first if you want to understand why stuff happens. Ovulation is your ovaries releasing an egg to be fertilized. Your uterus gets prepared and thickens in case the egg gets fertilized (if it's fertilized, it'll latch onto the uterus' lining). The period is essentially your uterus going "oh so nobody fertilized this egg? Now I need to get rid of ALL the preparations! WOOSH!". And it ejects the lining of the uterus and other things. Then your body starts getting prepared for the next egg it'll release, and so on.
Everyone should be forced to take anatomy and physiology in public school. Teach these men advanced biology, PLEASE. Every time I see a post or somebody talks to me about bad female anatomy, I die a little inside.
yea so menstruation is when the womb sheds tissue that was building up during the rest of someone’s cycle. the ovulatory phase is about half way between each menstruation while the womb is still preparing it’s “nest” like birds :D but a bodily function- because the “nest” is still being built and is than shed I would argue ovulation occurs before menstruation not after but it is a “cycle” for a reason. ALSO most period tracking apps start a new cycle whenever menstruation is tracked. side note- “menstruation” is not spelled intuitively for me I kept wanting to spell it “menstration”
Dude I just want to say I love your content, I’m someone who’s currently been questioning their gender, and your videos have always been super validating and have helped me lot when I’m figuring myself out. Please don’t stop making content anytime soon 🙏🙏
im so happy for you and i just want to let you know, no matter what conclusion you come to, and if & how it may change further on, you're very valid ❤️ proud of you!!
5:22 This is worded extremely weirdly (nothing surprising here, it's reddit) but to answer the question yes, you absolutely can get pregnant while you're not ovulating - even while you're on your period (this is why the calendar method or pulling out should never be the only forms of birth control you use). A woman is the most fertile while she's ovulating, but that doesn't mean she's infertile a week later.
This is hilarious! Thank you both! You work well together 👍 Edit: I'm 47 year old trans masc, still love the misinformation on the internet about things, and videos like this make my day about bad women's anatomy!
8:23 makes no sense. i had boobs at 10 so i needed bras. like what? i’m now a 32 f at 15, everyone is different. also, with the 🐱 length thing… how does this “med student” think tampons work??? they are bigger than 1.5 inches.
Female puberty traditionally starts around age 9, but it's been getting earlier in the west, so it's totally normal for younger girls to need bras. Also maybe they just WANT them, let them do what they want!
@@PlatinumAltaria i had boobs way before puberty, so it really depends on the person! i agree that girls should be able to start whenever they want, or not at all! it shocks me some haven’t heard of training bras
the funniest thing about this subreddit and most other subreddits (e.g. r/facepalm), ALL of the posts there can be explained by "the person was just trolling lol" and it'd make perfect sense sometimes it's so PAINFULLY OBVIOUS that the person is either exaggerating, being metaphorical or baiting, that it hurts
Looked at the thumbnail and was just like “I’m trans? 🤨” I’m not trans, just don’t wanna shave my legs rn, too much work… nobody’s gonna see them anyways, unless they peeking at my ankles? 🤷
4:49 Non-pregnant women can actually produce milk also! Back in Ye-old Times, wet nurses were often the ones responsible for breastfeeding newborns whose mothers had either died or simply wanted to hire someone else to do it for them (the latter case was somewhat common among upper-class women).
Actually I’ve heard that drowning typically involves panicking and your esophagus closing reflexively so that water doesn’t get in and then the person suffocates because they can’t breathe. They don’t even get water in their lungs
I've heard that dry drowning is a thing too! If someone has a near miss with drowning, you should still watch them for a few minutes even after they've been pulled out of the water because their esophagus might panic and suffocate them. Even though they're out of the water. Yikes.
I was surprised by how much this video improved my mood today! It was chill, funny, and I enjoyed seeing both your personalities/senses of humour shine. Thanks for the great content, I'll be sure to catch the other half of this collaboration to help with the algorithm. 😂 ❤
(6:00) 12-14 days before a new menstrual cycle. A cycle is 28 days on average. The period starts a new cycle. This means that the ovulation is after the period in a cycle. This means that the ovulation happens between two periods. So it's after and before.
Not all cycles are the same length. Menstruation happens two weeks after ovulation, even if your cycle is 35 days. The two weeks before you even ovulate and get pregnant are counted as the first two weeks of pregnancy for some reason. That's why a doctor will ask you when was the first day of your last period to determine how far along the pregnancy is. If the doctor says you're six weeks pregnant, then you've only actually been pregnant for 4 weeks.
Golden retriever boy meets black cat boy ah yes
wait ur onto something
Wait- yes.
Omg stop 😭😭😭😭🥹😂😂💀. I can’t unsee it 😭😂
fitting 🙏
This is the rare role reversal I swear, cuz Sam was giving golden retriever and Jake was giving black cat personality wise, in their interactions.... Altho tbf it would be what it looks like in every other scenario with these two lol.
Sam Hella black cat until the golden retriever uno reverses his expectations with sarcasm, apperantly lol
Me slowly realizing how many adults don't know what a period is: 😭
period is when
@@SupraMan38 at the end of a sentence
Men haven’t got the comma update yet
ikr like its the most common things that girls have or biological girls have 💀 (btw im a girl not trans tho)
@@grey2753wait till they hear about the semicolon
“ovulation is like… com- come in!” im yelling
I mean...
That got me yodeling
It really is tho 😂
I like how Jake can make Sam so incredibly confused with literally every words that comes from his mouth
i was confused 67% of the time
@@SupraMan38 *69%
97% of the time, it's safe to assume that Jake isn't being serious 😅
can confirm i dyed my hair pink and blue while on my period and my blood has been pink and blue since
omg... just add white to make it trans colors
Trans period!!
@@SupraMan38 lmao well when i bleached my hair it did look pretty white before i actually dyed it
"Blue blood and pronouns!"
@@SupraMan38🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
a crossover i didn't expect
WELL EXPECT IT
i literally just spent 10 minutes explaining to my partner why this was so unexpected holy shit
@@jamsquan9415help why is it unexpected
same ive been subbed to both for like 2 years and i wouldnt have ever expected this
Was about to say this 😂
The bit where someone genuinely asked if a woman can dye her hair while on her period made me lose brain cells
LMFAOOOO YA WHAT
@@SupraMan38as a girl on her period who dyed her hair today, I’m scared. My blood is now permanently black.
@@Evenifisayitwillbealrighti guess my blood changes colour every time i dye my hair, rainbow blood!
@@Evenifisayitwillbealright DEMON!!!
@@astrogirllounicornnnnnn
I like how their point is: biological woman don’t have leg hair or their trans, when leg hair is literally a biological female trait.
0 brain cells!
These people would faint if they found out that Elizabeth Taylor had soooo much body hair. And Monroe looked so luminous on screen because she had quite a lot of facial hair... her hair and the material then used for filming worked extremly well together.
hey, i would stop saying “biological woman” and say “cis woman” instead, as “biological” is a term used by terfs to negate trans womens womanhood.
since gender is a social construct, biological womanhood doesn’t exist, and the term only exists to serve the notion that cis people are more entitled to their gender than trans people.
my legs are literally haired up rn 🙏
And that if you can't grow hair then you might have an inbalance not the other way around
"is this Cody Ko's alt?" LMFAO
oh they do not stop in this video
@@SupraMan38 the labia meniscus part got me crying laughing and I almost choked on my pop tart icl
Man online: women don't fart and smell like flowers
Me with IBS currently on my porcelain throne absolutely rippin': bet
I'm currently having period farts, and I also have IBS. I've ripped about 50 today. They don't smell like flowers though. My ex said they normally smell like warm peanuts. Idk if that's good, but people seems to enjoy warm peanuts. 🤷♀️
@@martibee8984 WARM PEANUTS???
@@JustSomeoneHi 😁 that's what he said.
@@martibee8984 I'm confused but alright 😭
@@JustSomeoneHi I'm not sure what part is confusing you, so I'm not sure what to say to unconfuse you.
Two alpha males in a room being completely normal
too much testosterone in fear
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@@SupraMan38you can edit the comment dude
@@emperorarkoos2919 sometimes its funnier to make a new comment with the correction
You mean one “alpha male” and one woman. Or alpha female if you will
I kinda read "women dont have leg hair, and if they do then something is wrong with them or they're trans" as a threat. I find it hard to believe that these men seriously don't know that women have body hair when body hair removal for women is a billion dollar industry. To me it reads more like "if you don't conform to this hairless standard of beauty then we will deny your womanhood."
I don't understand how the same people who enjoy reducing women to their biology also fail to understand the actual biology of women? It's common sense that both sexes grow body hair.
What’s disturbing is that so many men are attracted to women that remove all of their body hair because then they look pre-pubescent. 😂🤣
At the risk of spelling out what you were already implying in your post: " "if you don't conform to this [standard of beauty] then we will deny your womanhood."
I think it's more like they were exposed to 🌽 at such an early, impressionable age, then voraciously consume it for years. Then, they think women are naturally hairless 🤷🏽♀️
Honestly I'm not even surprised, when even razor ads don't show much hair on women, like what are they shaving in those??? It would definitely make someone believe this stupidity if they've only seen that
9:40 i actually have a funny story about something like this.
to preface, i’m a transman who passes, and my sister is a cis woman that doesn’t shave her legs (this is important to the story).
one day after we had gone out shopping for stuff i don’t remember, we were sitting at a bus stop waiting for our last bus. alongside us there were two friends, a guy and a girl. for some reason they were having fun by throwing gravel at each other, and coincidentally, onto us as well.
after a certain point, my sister asked them to stop, causing the guy to get verbally angry, but still being too much of a coward to actually do something to 2 visible nerds.
the girl, however, stayed quiet for about 5 min while staring at my sister until asking “…um… why do you have leg hair? are you like.. a trans (???????) or something?”
my sister replied, saying “what does it matter to you? it’s just leg hair”
the girl then goes “well, it’s unnatural for a woman to have body hair like that”
“well if we have to shave it, how can it be unnatural?” the girl went quiet after that
and it just makes me wonder how many people think body hair is unnatural when it literally grows on you without any input. how can someone be that stupid? it’s like one of the most quantifiable uses of the word natural (assuming you don’t have like alopecia or something)
Aagghhh the way beauty standards have caused people to believe that an ‘uncommon’ look is ‘unnatural’ :(
My older sister has leg hair and that’s perfectly fine. Coincidentally my older brother hates being hairy and shaves everything away.
It’s funny how transphobia not only hurts trans people but also cisgender people at the same time (well, I guess it’s not really funny tho)
An unfortunate amount of people think that all natural things are good/healthy and if something is seen as bad that means it can't be natural. Poisonous plants, cancer, disease, etc. are all naturally occurring but can be very bad for your health.
(And then there's the whole thing about things that are or *can* be unhealthy/unattractive means that they're bad and should be eradicated on that basis with no nuance... people and things are allowed to be unhealthy and/or ugly in peace)
A girl in the year above me in HS said it was "unhygienic". Bish, I use a washcloth and scrub my entire body, from hair to down there, pits to toe tips. She was in with the crowd of ho3s, that I'll bet my pension, doesn't wash down there at all or douches instead. Girls like that remind me of that old meme of an "art piece" depicting "the girl he cheats with" naked with ratty pigtails and green slime on her fingers coming from you know where.
blame gillette
I didn't know that most women grew leg hair until I was a bit older, since I do not naturally have leg hair (it's genetic; my father doesn't, either).
My mother wasn't very observant and never noticed that I also never grew leg hair, so it was never explained to me that most women shave it off.
I've had jealous roommates and girlfriends ever since, because now I brag about it.
I love how sam is getting educated by jake on women’s issues, “what is the pink tax?” lmao
This Jake fella seems like a professional women respecter
“your audience is going to hate me” was great as someone who watches them both😭
i know hahaha
I literally watch both of them too 😭
Literally same! 😂😂
Same
same
“And on the eighth day, they lit the labia minora”. I’m losing my mind. Thank you. Glad we could all discharge together during this joyous occasion.
As a (semi-passing) trans guy who experienced early menopause for various medical reasons, my blood outs me every time I get it drawn. Why? Because I dyed my hair blue during my final period, and now my blood is permanently blue. No more menstruation means I can never change the color of my blood again. Fml.
maybe dry drinking the dye? Idk it might be something to get it back in the bloodstream , make sure u mix it with vodka so it doesn't taste as bad
@@K_whatever24 That is a genius idea. Especially the vodka.
@@nicked_fenyx aww shucks🤭
Dude, this is hilarious. You make the problem sound so genuine, it’s actually beautiful
@@erinyes3943 Thanks! Gotta have some fun with this stuff, ya know? 🤣
Trans man here to comment about the bras in the preteen section. I started developing breasts when I was 8 and was b almost c cup by the time I was in fifth grade. Its not unusual for preteens to need bras.
Omg I feel for you. That’s awful.
Another trans man here, I was wearing bras since 3rd or 4th grade and pretty much every girl I knew started wearing one around that time too
Same and I started my period at 10 🫥🫥
Yeah, preteen is 100% the time most afab individuals get their first bras or training bras. I refused to wear them for sensory related issues for an extended period even when I needed them, but even then I was still wearing them a bit before I turned twelve.. probably fuzzy memory.
Same
so wild to think preteens can’t need bras. like i’m so caught up on that one. i think i started wearing training bras as young as 8.
Same 🤷♀️ i have sensory issues and literally asked for them was i was 8 or 9. I hate that people sexualize bras like that or make them seem “grown up”, it’s just another piece of clothing 😒
@@TotallyElleWoods sexualizing bras is so ridiculous. breasts shouldn’t be sexualized so obviously neither should bras
I had to steel my mother's bras at ten. She hated that, started buying me training bras, they were too small, so I continued steeling her bras. I was too big for them by thirteen. I had to tie them in the back because they were too big going around. I think that's the part that bothered her the most.
I started puberty at 8 so I needed to start wearing bras, it’s so weird to think that there are people sexualizing it
@@TotallyElleWoodsIm autistic with sensory issues and was the opposite lol! I refused to wear them for a long time because it was immensely uncomfortable to me, but eventually I was more uncomfortable that I was developing chest volume and you could see my nips through my shirt, so with my hazy memory I was still wearing them before my 12th birthday probably.
Sam struggling so bad to understand when Jake was joking made me feel so much better. I’ve been watching Jake for so long and I never know when he’s joking😭
He's almost always joking Lol
if he says soemthing that is problematic and too true then it’s a joke
As a woman I can confirm that when I dyed my hair multiple colors my period blood was a rainbow explosion
What if you colored it with little sharks so you could actually say “Aw man it’s shark week again”
Ovulation is before menstruation, menstruation occurs after, clearing out the unfertilized egg. Hope this helps!
LMFAO THANK U
It does depend on how you look at it though. That's how it works biologically, but Dr's count your cycles from the first day of your period. So when you count it the way Dr's do it happens after. That's mainly done because that's what you can see and keep track of and most normally don't have obvious signs of ovulation happening.
@@TamanduaGirl But, you have to ovulate first in order to then menstruate.
@@childrensmusic4075 And I agreed with that by saying that's biologically correct. It's not how it's tracked in general though, unless your getting tested for exact ovulation time for working through fertility issues. There's more than one way of looking at it. That's why they found differing info when they googled it.
@@TamanduaGirlthe reason doctors use someone’s last period to track pregnancy progression is because menstruation is the end of a cycle. Menstruation is just clearing out the lining on the walls of the uterus when the body realizes it’s not pregnant and has to start the process all over again.
If leg hair was unnatural on women, there wouldn't be an entire industry dedicated to creating and marketing hair removal products, and SHAMING women who don't use them. I gave up shaving years ago and my legs are hairy everywhere I go...
If leg hair was unnatural, we wouldn't have it
Same! It feels nice not letting other's feelings dictate what I do with my body hair, I still feel that shame about it and other hairy parts of my body at times that I'm still dealing with, but I know it's a process of unlearning
Exactly! @@alyssumemily
One bodily anatomy fact a LOT of people I’ve talked to don’t know is that men and women both produce varying levels of testosterone and estrogen. I’ve talked to grown men and women who think they only have one hormone!
labia menorah is insane i can’t wait to get that out during chanukah
So, the thing with the "little girls shouldn't wear bras when they're 8 or 10" bit is kinda twofold, I feel like? On the one hand this person doesn't seem to know that girls can go through puberty as early as 9 years old, and therefore develop breasts at that point, and *therefore* would need bras in middle school. So it's helpful for them to have a bra section among their shopping choices.
The creepier side of the assumption for me is it seems like the person automatically thinks of a girl as "grown up" if she has enough boob to need a bra? 'Cause like, some kids develop faster physically speaking. And even when you're like, 15, you're *still* a child, not a grownup. Bras are not automatically a grownup and especially not a sexual thing, ya weirdo!
so happy to see these two men touch elbows, thanks for ending transphobia jake and sam!
"isn't that the thing you light?" had me HOWLING
Love how Jake was trying to hold it together so he could "Yes, and " 😂
The disturbing thing is that now we could actually ask AI to show us a labia menorah.
@@electronics-girl with all due disrespect (/j), what if we didn't do that 😭
the stark difference in jakes and sams personalitys and sense of humor and comedic expression makes this absolute gold lmaaooo love both of these alpha chads so much ✨💖✨
yippie!!!!!!!!! bad women’s anatomy makes me laugh and cry simultaneously
me too :(
Training bras are literally used for when a young girl’s chest starts growing and also to get them used to the feeling of something they are basically going to wear for almost every day for the rest of their life. 😭 People are so stupid I swear.
And I knew girls who started puberty at age seven, it’s not that surprising for young kids.
What if the girl in question ends up not needing a bra?
I just don't get why training bras exist. Training bras are meant to be worn when a bra isn't actually needed yet, right? So why wear anything at all? Just, why wear a bra if you don't have to?
@@sarahvunkannon7336training bras are used when you don't have boobs big enough for a full bra but they are still growing so it marks the clothes, and it's uncomfortable to jump and run and even have your shirt rubbing against your boobs even when they are growing (sometimes specially when they are cause they can get sensitive)
@@aethermca I think you might be getting training bras and sports bras confused. (Correct me if I’m wrong.)
@@sarahvunkannon7336 Because it’s kind of a societal thing where the moment girls chests start growing at all, you get them a training bra to cover it up, even if there’s nothing really there to cover.
But in most cases it’s just so the girls and get into the habit of wearing bras every time they leave the house and ease into wearing real ones in the future.
@@moonlightterrors4471 Nope, sports bra do help better with this, but training bras are effective to help growing breasts not to hurt. I know that cause I used them before, especially about the sensibility of when they are growing and it rubs in your clothes. I used to be pretty active when I was a kid so they did help with movements.
Let me speak to the "sheer clothing"...a lot of clothes marketed to girls at stores like Target, Walmart, Kohls, etc. is made with such poor quality fabric that it is see-through. As a mom, I am like, who is designing this shit? PDF files?? I'm talking regular ass clothes like t-shirts and shorts and don't get me started on bathing suits 🙄 Literally a struggle.
6:20 An explainer on ovulation for my confused homies:
Women ovulate once a month. When they release an egg, it's viable for 24-48hrs, then disintergrates- menstruation begins 14 days after.
You can *only* concieve when there a viable egg has been released. This is a funny statement from OP because a woman can't physically get pregnant unless she's ovulated. Sperm can live for up to 5 days in the body, but your sperm can't be so powerful that it fertilises an egg that *is not there*.
9:30 it’s ironic because girls can start puberty as early as 7-8 years old, this includes growth spurts and sore breasts (i’m female and went thru puberty at 9) training bras are for those starting puberty or beginning to start it soon so they can get used to it as well as feel more comfortable wearing clothes
The amniotic fluid bit is sooo fcking funny, because your internal body temperature actually goes up a little over 1⁰C during ovulation, all through the luteal phase, and if implantation occurs, your temp stays elevated your entire pregnancy 😂
Does this man not know how cold water slows down EVERYTHING, including autonomic functions?! If you fall into the ocean in the polar regions, even the temperate regions, you are done for. The only ocean water you will actually have a decent chance of survival is tropical.
Also, the worst way to die in the modern world is sauna. Fire burns away your nerves, and so does boiling. But steamed human? That comes only second to the worst possible way to die in history, which is the bamboo shaft.
Weirdly enough, drowning in cold water does seem to increase the chance that resuscitation will be effective after decent amount of time of you being drowned. People have been brought back after being underwater in cold water for like an hour. Usually this isn't oceans but a cold lake and that sort of thing. Basically the cold has a neuroprotective effect so the victim's brain is likely less damaged than someone who drowned in warm water. There are medical studies on it! Its pretty cool
Sam your mustache is slaying
thank u he tried
@@SupraMan38 Annnd he _succeeded_ ✨✨
As someone who started puberty at 8-9, yes I did need a bra at 10.
I lOVE that sam and jake are equally confused in this video lmao
“How much is ‘too much’ discharge?” JAKE YOU CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Sam keeping his lips MOISTURIZED
i never stop with my chapstick
@@SupraMan38 we love a moisturized king
@@SupraMan38I’m the same way. I think for me it’s a nervous tick or something. Only excessively do it when talking to others.
omg thank god i’ve been WAIIIITTTIIINGGGGG for this one
GOT EMMMMMMM
16:08 Bro actually turned to Jake like he was at a doctors appointment with his mom and making sure he answered the doctor correctly
This is so specific but accurate I can’t take it
"Women don't have body hair." Yup, that's why female hair removal is such a *major* industry, because they *don't* have hair. We're so conditioned to seeing smooth, shaved legs (and armpits) because female hair removal is a huge industry that I think some people genuinely forget that body hair is completely natural regardless of sex. It reminds me of that female video game character with a minuscule amount of peach fuzz that attracted some negative attention a while back.
YO, SAM COLLINS POSTED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 (hold up, I was not expecting the first post to be about girl farts 😭😭)
SORRY
“And on the eighth day… they lit the labia minora”
“And on the eighth night they lit the labia minora” SENT ME
saaaaame i cant stop laughing looooool
I've never had very noticeable hair on my legs, even before I came out people were under the impression that I shaved them and would tease me about it. My legs looked smoother and more hairless than the cis women in my life. I was so self-conscious about my body hair after coming out, especially the hair on my face and arms. But then one day my oldest sister gave me tips for shaving facial hair because she had to wake up and do it every morning. And then I noticed that both of my sisters and my mother have noticeable arm hair. I've since noticed that this is common with women, if you pay attention. It was incredibly affirming for me because it made me feel like any other woman, because living openly as trans has taught me that my body has more in common with the cis women around me than I'd initially thought. It's like a lot of cis men only see the woman after she goes to great lengths to look the way they think they're supposed to, and get upset at them when they don't because they don't understand that the beauty standards they're used to aren't natural. We're mammals, mammals are defined by fur or hair, and that applies to human beings too. Society would be so much better if we put more emphasis on the soul than worrying about altering our bodies to appease each other. And of course, altering your body is considered bad, but I guess that only applies if it's not done to please a man specifically. I just wish people would grow up sometimes. Still, it is good to know that not everyone judges things that way, which does give me hope for the future to some extent.
If it's any consolation to your pre-out self, my father also has almost no leg hair, and what he has is translucent blonde (I'm cis female, and don't grow any). It just runs in our family.
The only reason he never got teased for it was because he was a competitive swimmer for most of his life up through college, so if anyone brought it up he would say he shaved it to reduce water resistance.
I mean you could say my immune system is stronger. I guess it's so strong that it doesn't just attack germs, it attacks my nerves! Then again I have leg hair so I must have some hormonal imbalance that was never diagnosed in all my doctor visits
maybe trans!
@@SupraMan38 True, maybe I'm trans and I just don't know it!
Honestly, boobs are just a strangely common and socially acceptable fetish, nothing about them is sexual, I honestly don't know why so many people like them... I mean, I'm one of those people, but I will acknowledge how strange it is that it's so common when it's just another body part
They’re only sexual in the sense that creating and nurturing new human life is usually sexual: sex is traditionally how pregnancy occurs. Pregnancy and the nursing that follows are both part of this entire process, which happens to be sexual. The birthing parent can literally have orgasms from nursing their children. It doesn’t mean they’re having a sexual attraction to their child- it is literally just their body rewarding them for looking after their baby.
It makes sense though, that lots of people experience sexual attraction to breasts, while their primary function is to nourish newborns. They are usually a secondary sex characteristic 🤷
bro do some people not realize how early girls start to develop boobs? i had a c cup by the time I started middle school. I needed sports bras and trainers in elementary school because I began developing in the 3rd grade. I wish we would educate our younger generations more on their bodies because I was so uncomfortable in my body as a 9 yo.
I remember when i did ballet and i was 10 ig, and one of the other girls was wearing a training bra and i asked “why are you wearing a bra when you don’t have boobs”. She was offended 😂
aint no way these people said hair dye affects menstruation with their full chest LMAO
I honestly wish it were true, horror movies would be so comedic if half the blood were ✨rainbow✨
I’ve been waiting for this to come out.
Edit: kinda like my dad when I came out to everyone except for him 💀
LMFAOOOO
I also came out to everyone but my dad 😂
I have PCOS and yeah we get hair growth and it's hard to lose weight and many have insulin resistance. All that I can deal with but I just had to get a hysterectomy because my PCOS decided that having a period every day for 4 years was a great idea.
Also your ovaries like to get cysts that like to explode. Best case it hurts like hell, worst case you're running to the ER as fast as possible.
I hear you. I was diagnosed in my twenties and I am almost 40 now. My menstrual cycles were out of whack for a long time. My periods would be absent for a while and then I had extremely heavy ones that caused anemia. I take an iron supplement now. I have an IUD in place so that helped out. I'm a trans guy and on testosterone and I rarely have any periods thankfully.
the jawn about dying hair and then it changing the period blood color was crazy, that means it’s gonna be blonde, since i dyed mine blonde yesterday 😂. but i love how unserious yall are, glad yall two icons collabed, keep it up. shit made my day. ❤
dying my hair gold so I can cosplay as a greek god
Big autism feels when sam could not tell when Jake was fucking with him. I've been there so many fucking times 😩
Same
6:08 ok, yeah, TECHNICALLY it depends on how you look at it, but it makes more sense to view ovulation as coming first if you want to understand why stuff happens. Ovulation is your ovaries releasing an egg to be fertilized. Your uterus gets prepared and thickens in case the egg gets fertilized (if it's fertilized, it'll latch onto the uterus' lining). The period is essentially your uterus going "oh so nobody fertilized this egg? Now I need to get rid of ALL the preparations! WOOSH!". And it ejects the lining of the uterus and other things. Then your body starts getting prepared for the next egg it'll release, and so on.
I just dyed my hair and my period started when I got home……. No one told me my blood would turn red because of my red hair dye. Fuc guess I’ll die
Everyone should be forced to take anatomy and physiology in public school. Teach these men advanced biology, PLEASE. Every time I see a post or somebody talks to me about bad female anatomy, I die a little inside.
the multiple cody ko references followed immediately by a 9/11 joke and “labia menorah” i’m actually sobbing
fun fact : it is possible to lactate without being pregnant (I know from experience lol) and those born male are also able to lactate
yea so menstruation is when the womb sheds tissue that was building up during the rest of someone’s cycle. the ovulatory phase is about half way between each menstruation while the womb is still preparing it’s “nest” like birds :D but a bodily function- because the “nest” is still being built and is than shed I would argue ovulation occurs before menstruation not after but it is a “cycle” for a reason. ALSO most period tracking apps start a new cycle whenever menstruation is tracked.
side note- “menstruation” is not spelled intuitively for me I kept wanting to spell it “menstration”
LMFAO THANK YOU
Dude I just want to say I love your content, I’m someone who’s currently been questioning their gender, and your videos have always been super validating and have helped me lot when I’m figuring myself out. Please don’t stop making content anytime soon 🙏🙏
im so happy for you and i just want to let you know, no matter what conclusion you come to, and if & how it may change further on, you're very valid ❤️ proud of you!!
5:43 "menstruation is a bleeding of sorts, ovulation is like come in!" 😂
god this is so relevant..especially after the whole olympic boxing fiasco with those transphobes
5:22 This is worded extremely weirdly (nothing surprising here, it's reddit) but to answer the question yes, you absolutely can get pregnant while you're not ovulating - even while you're on your period (this is why the calendar method or pulling out should never be the only forms of birth control you use). A woman is the most fertile while she's ovulating, but that doesn't mean she's infertile a week later.
I'm a cis woman who hasn't shaved in years, and I literally used to get asked all the time by the frat boys in my college if I was trans
YESSSS ITS OUT FINALLY!!!
WE R HERE
yall are so funny together, we need more of these
if real women don’t have leg hair, then women with leg hair that get pregnant are mpreg… stay with me now
MPREG MPREG MPREG
collab i didn't know i wanted, but 1000% needed in the commentary space. as a enby w/ hormone imbalances i thank you for your service.
SAM AND JAKE OMG?!!?! ❤❤ this is already amazing
YEAAAY
@@SupraMan38 ^∇^
Mama Doctor Jones has a video on what's considered normal in regards to discharge.
This is hilarious! Thank you both! You work well together 👍
Edit: I'm 47 year old trans masc, still love the misinformation on the internet about things, and videos like this make my day about bad women's anatomy!
i love how perpetually confused Sam is by Jake's jokes
Can I just say that Sam is so relateable in this to me as another transmasc person who mostly has guy friends lmao.
*masculine
Transmasc? Where'd you buy it bro? 🤔
5:57 was so funny because eggs in fact do say “NO!” to some sperm 😂😂
I love the two kinds of awkwardness tbh
Honestly though, it’d be sick to have purple period blood 😂
THIS IS THE COLLAB IVE BEEN WAITING FOR
8:23 makes no sense. i had boobs at 10 so i needed bras. like what? i’m now a 32 f at 15, everyone is different. also, with the 🐱 length thing… how does this “med student” think tampons work??? they are bigger than 1.5 inches.
Female puberty traditionally starts around age 9, but it's been getting earlier in the west, so it's totally normal for younger girls to need bras. Also maybe they just WANT them, let them do what they want!
@@PlatinumAltaria i had boobs way before puberty, so it really depends on the person! i agree that girls should be able to start whenever they want, or not at all! it shocks me some haven’t heard of training bras
Pretty sure the "sacks of yellow fat" bit is also just a Crazy Ex Girlfriend quote
This video is a fever dream of awkward moments and confusion... But its one of the funniest videos i have seen.
I can’t tell if watching two full grown men know nothing about women is entertaining or embarrassing but I watched the whole video with a smile
the funniest thing about this subreddit and most other subreddits (e.g. r/facepalm), ALL of the posts there can be explained by "the person was just trolling lol" and it'd make perfect sense
sometimes it's so PAINFULLY OBVIOUS that the person is either exaggerating, being metaphorical or baiting, that it hurts
It's the sarcastic goth boy with the golden retriever ball of sunshine. It works so well!
Looked at the thumbnail and was just like “I’m trans? 🤨”
I’m not trans, just don’t wanna shave my legs rn, too much work… nobody’s gonna see them anyways, unless they peeking at my ankles? 🤷
I’d say any discharge is too much discharge! That’s why I sleep with a cork in
4:49 Non-pregnant women can actually produce milk also! Back in Ye-old Times, wet nurses were often the ones responsible for breastfeeding newborns whose mothers had either died or simply wanted to hire someone else to do it for them (the latter case was somewhat common among upper-class women).
Women do fart-palms- if women cant fart, neither can men. So what was the dude in 1:20 even talking about
i didnt know sam was trans so reading the title i was like "JAKE IS TRANSFENSER?"
Actually I’ve heard that drowning typically involves panicking and your esophagus closing reflexively so that water doesn’t get in and then the person suffocates because they can’t breathe. They don’t even get water in their lungs
I've heard that dry drowning is a thing too! If someone has a near miss with drowning, you should still watch them for a few minutes even after they've been pulled out of the water because their esophagus might panic and suffocate them. Even though they're out of the water. Yikes.
@@sarahvunkannon7336 interesting. Makes sense.
I was surprised by how much this video improved my mood today!
It was chill, funny, and I enjoyed seeing both your personalities/senses of humour shine.
Thanks for the great content, I'll be sure to catch the other half of this collaboration to help with the algorithm. 😂 ❤
OMG THE CROSSOVER OF THE CENTURY!!!
(6:00) 12-14 days before a new menstrual cycle. A cycle is 28 days on average. The period starts a new cycle. This means that the ovulation is after the period in a cycle. This means that the ovulation happens between two periods. So it's after and before.
Not all cycles are the same length. Menstruation happens two weeks after ovulation, even if your cycle is 35 days. The two weeks before you even ovulate and get pregnant are counted as the first two weeks of pregnancy for some reason. That's why a doctor will ask you when was the first day of your last period to determine how far along the pregnancy is. If the doctor says you're six weeks pregnant, then you've only actually been pregnant for 4 weeks.
I was a fan of Cody too, was shocked by the news💀 also lived the vid😂
we r silently crying
you guys are my fave collab of the year ong need more jake and sam content in my life
Sam AND Jake???? THE BEST CROSSOVER ON TH-cam
HELL YEAH
Jake reassuring Sam as he reads is so heartwarming for some reason. I love this collab, two of my fav TH-camrs
Yass I dyed my hair neon green and now my blood is neon green! For Brat Summer!