Imagine being on the island seeing the government crumble in 20 hours by some dude with a parachute, wing suit, rope, and then leave to speed run another goverment collapse
@@General_C thats some serious dedication, doctor strange: *opens up a portal* Martincitopants: I HAVE BEEN SPEEDRUNNING FOR 30 HOURS Me: hmmmm E N T E R T A I N M E N T
The Bavarium wingsuit turns JC3 into the best Iron Man game we've ever had. Soooo satisfying and fun to use. Also I kinda like how this game handles upgrades and perks. You can just smash all the challenges right off the bat and go into the first chapter with almost everything maxed out
@@JK-he9egWell looks like Martin's setting the standard here so I suppose. Also some of the Sky Fortress challenges would be impossible to 5-star without it. It is possible to remove it once they're all done though, so probably won't be long until some ultra-sweatlord beats his time without the O.P Wingsuit, such is the way.
I’ve 100% just cause 3 twice and both times it took me half a year to complete. And my god they were painful. How the hell did you have the mental capacity to put your brain through such an experience in under 24 hours. Let alone the actual challenge of doing it. You are a legend and have achieved a higher level of being. You’re a God. And I can’t wait to see this time shortened.
I 100% twice on PS4 and once on PC, I guess this is what happens when you have no money to buy new games so you just replay the old ones edit: btw the ammo boxes on the mech island can be opened by shooting explosives at it
14:35 For anyone wondering, yes that's actually a tactic, if there's a barricaded threat somewhere, they will actually put up speakers and blast music on full volume to make them surrender.
@@ChefofWar33 Sound is vibration, it doesn't just travel through the air. It goes through your body as well. It's why recordings of your voice sound different to you than when you speak. You both hear the vibrations traveling directly from your throat/mouth to your eardrums, as well as the vibrating air, while recordings/other people usually only hear the air part. Which is a long winded way of saying, if the vibes are strong enough, they shake your whole body and render earplugs useless.
“You know how you usually just liberate things by flying in and blowing everything up that’s red? Well, how about instead you have to find a bunch of small objectives with tiny buttons that all look the same as the environment” is literally the design philosophy of Just Cause 4
@@oggabooka2324the more you break in jc3, the clearer objects show up on the map if you can't find them. Jc4 didnt add enough imo, while it added a bit, the jc3 dlcs are way better
Deep vein thrombosis (DVT) is a serious condition that occurs when a blood clot forms in a vein located deep inside your body. A blood clot is a clump of blood that's turned to a solid state. Deep vein blood clots typically form in your thigh or lower leg, but they can also develop in other areas of your body.
Fun fact my mom grew up in Panama and was supposed to be in a HiCi commercial but had to leave early and was super pissed with grandparents but then the invasion happened like an hour later and she might’ve had to be stuck at the commercial place for days if she hadn’t had to come home early
If you can speak spanish I can told you more about the history of Panama, there's a lot of things besides the "Panama Canal" If you want to know, just sayin'
This was actually the first game I’ve ever 100% completed. I considered speedrunning it, but decided against it because I realized that it would destroy me. Glad you did it on my behalf lmao
@@noobtube1323 practice and mental torture. Lots of it. My advice is to exploit vehicle changes when possible. Having an F1 rather than a hippy van for land races helps a lot lol.
@@cnlbenmc The UN wanted to condemn Israel for retaliating against the Palestinian rocket attacks. The UN should be abolished as it clearly doesnt do what it is supposed to.
+@@isosev+ I find it especially incredulous considering that the precedent has basically been set that Formal Declarations of War are essentially fought until one side is burnt to ash and bone and also have a habit of become magnets for anyone else to jump on the War bandwagon, spiralling out of control a la WWI. Hence why nobody rational does that since WWII.
I love how you Western folk think you know so much about something that is happening far away, never thinking about the chance that the media might be covering sh*t up. Sitting in your basement all day typing comments must be feeling really good. Lol
11:42 afaik, the reason they use emps is because those 4 tanks uses some weird energy shield powered by the game's weird unobtainium, and that makes them invulnerable to nearly everything in the game, it's around the point the game starts introducing the original op shit. tldr: tank needs emp because it's the ground version of the helicopter at 12:12
Psychology professors of the future are going to use your entire playthrough as a learning tool to show the 10 stages of self induced grey matter loss and the eventual break down of the human brain that accompanies it. Thank you for your contribution to modern science.
Little known fact, "In God We Trust" was only chosen as the motto of the United States because even we considered "Bippity Boppity your stuff is our property" to be a bit on the nose.
Imagine being an armpit of the world nation smaller than 90% of all US states and thinking you could intimidate the country that already had military bases in your country.
15:59 it actually spawns in a different isolated lake as well, I didn't know that it spawned here, and now I've realized that it is so much easier to get it from this lake
Hey Martincopants, watching your video had given me the courage to do a 100% speed run of Just Cause 4. About an hour in I had realised that I was trying to speedrun Just Cause 4 and had dug myself into a deep hole. I had ended up getting a time of 25:11:56 seconds. Thank you for giving me the nostalgia and courage to play the game and always remember that your videos are amazing!
How could you lie to me, RANDOM GUY? How dare you give yourself the title of gamer, while you beat JC4 in 25 hours? How dare you 100% JC4? You are no gamer, random gamer guy.
I mean you don’t have to be such a d*ck about it. Quite frankly I do not care if you beat it in a couple of hours all I am saying is that I tried my best trying 100% speed run it and that was the time I got. So if you think I am a joke just don’t respond and don’t send hate to other people. Be a nice person.
15:57 There's another location it spawns, on the right side of the island. That being said, it also has no connection to the sea and has to be air-lifted or towed out. At least that one's slightly closer to cliffs that you can drop it into the sea from.
Another way you can get the boat out of the lake is by using the grapple hook to pull it to the nearby mountainside and slide it down the rocks at astronomically fast speeds and hope to god that it doesnt blow up on the way down. Not very effective but definitely very pog
This is about as difficult as using a helicopter and praying the max-strength upgraded tethers don't all snap. And then dropping it into the water from really high up only to watch it catch fire on contact with the water. Logic.
I remember being sooooo disappointed in the final fight because of this. Like, come on, the final fight of JC2 happened on top of nuclear missiles while they were in flight! And this one is a singular helicopter? ONE helicopter? Rico is anti-army for crying out loud!
3:34 i found an easier way to complete this mission. I leave the car a little bit earlier by holding space and ejecting with the chute. I instantly press e and gun the enemies down with the wingsuit so i get more damage points and earlier completion because the enemies are getting damaged before the explosion. Hope you find this comment and save yourself from this pain.
A frog just obliterated a tyrannical government with highly advanced weaponry, a seemingly endless queue of soldiers,and unlimited ammo for said troops and weaponry,and with seemingly minimal injury,except for DVT and sleep deprivation.and collapsed some church repairs. *incredible* *SIMPLY MAGNIFICENT* *PERFECTION* *10/10* *BRILLIANT-*
@@eneco3965 if you like it then no you shouldn't be forced to stop, and also take the opinions of others with a grain of salt, because they might be wrong or subjective at the very least.
Time and time again I can always come to Mart’s vids when I’m struggling with life. I can’t describe how much this whacky, silly editing style is able to help me cope. Adhd has some perks i guess, easily entertained by this style of editing. Thank you man, part of why I’m still going. 💛
7:41 I love how he says “it’s got this lightning shit, that’s just, kills you instantly” and as soon as he gets struck by lightning it gets cut off by an ad playing it was so perfect
JC3 is one of my top 3 all-time favorite games (dont ask me why), and it was so wild to this pop up from a modern, relevant content creator this many years later. However, as soon as you said you were 100% completing the game, I knew the pain we were about to see expressed by a broken man.
@@bingwen469 bruh i averaged at C to A so this speed runner is kinda like a speed teacher and oversimplified explained the American revolution in less than a hour while my history teacher explained it in a few months
I'm really glad you reduced the "Loud phrase is funny", like JUAN, while keeping your staple like B O A T. Just a little pinch to keep it fresh. I'll be there for the stream
@@LavaCreeperPeople This channel, martincitopants is the record holder because he's the only one who has submitted a run. It's his newest video I think.
The "rock tactic" on Laguna Blast blown my mind, after failing so many times my self, you did it in the cleanest way possible, just DROP the bomb on to the enemy. It's like hitting a homerun. Thank you for doing this video, it made my day!
Finally some good just cause 3 content after the longest time😂this game is easily my favorite game ever and I haven’t had enough time to speed run it otherwise I totally would. I could speed run the missions but to 100% it I just don’t have the time. You gave me motivation for when I have time to speed run it😂
I just found out how broken it is and can't believe im supposed to use the rock 😂 ive been using sticky bombs and trying to use that to get the damage bonus.
*Deep vein thrombosis (DVT) is the formation of a blood clot in a deep vein, most commonly in the legs or pelvis.[9][a] A minority of DVTs, an estimated 4-10%, occur in the arms.[11] Symptoms can include pain, swelling, redness, and enlarged veins in the affected area, but some DVTs have no symptoms.[1] The most common life-threatening concern with DVT is the potential for a clot to embolize (detach from the veins), travel as an embolus through the right side of the heart, and become lodged in a pulmonary artery that supplies blood to the lungs. This is called a pulmonary embolism (PE). DVT and PE comprise the cardiovascular disease of venous thromboembolism (VTE).[2] About two-thirds of VTE manifests as DVT only, with one-third manifesting as PE with or without DVT.[12] The most frequent long-term DVT complication is post-thrombotic syndrome, which can cause pain, swelling, a sensation of heaviness, itching, and in severe cases, ulcers.[5] Recurrent VTE occurs in about 30% of those in the ten years following an initial VTE.[3]*
This is probably my 80th time rewatching these speedrun vids purely because these are literally the biggest ADHD vibe and never cease to entertain my mind
Imagine being on the island seeing the government crumble in 20 hours by some dude with a parachute, wing suit, rope, and then leave to speed run another goverment collapse
*squirrel suit
-Our Beloved General
and BOAT
Welcome to just cause
He really went and did just that.
*For 30 hours.*
@@General_C thats some serious dedication,
doctor strange: *opens up a portal*
Martincitopants: I HAVE BEEN SPEEDRUNNING FOR 30 HOURS
Me: hmmmm E N T E R T A I N M E N T
“That’s right I’m doing it again” is this man insane
I mean this'll be the second time so not insane yet :)
Your new here aren’t you
This guy is crazy
This guy would send you into the stratosphere if he wanted to.
@@thatshortkid1277 nope but holy shit I thought this man at least had some lines he wouldn’t cross but apparently not
“I suffered yet another smooth brain moment.”
Me, on a daily basis.
Me, on an hourly basis.
Me, just me.
Me
M
E
The Bavarium wingsuit turns JC3 into the best Iron Man game we've ever had. Soooo satisfying and fun to use. Also I kinda like how this game handles upgrades and perks. You can just smash all the challenges right off the bat and go into the first chapter with almost everything maxed out
Is this even allowed to use in a speedrun?
@@JK-he9egWell looks like Martin's setting the standard here so I suppose. Also some of the Sky Fortress challenges would be impossible to 5-star without it. It is possible to remove it once they're all done though, so probably won't be long until some ultra-sweatlord beats his time without the O.P Wingsuit, such is the way.
@@JK-he9eg ... why wouldn't it be allowed...?
@@lmao_nope because its very op but the run is a all dlc run. So i think its ok to use
I know goddamn right
"lettuce begin"
- martincitopants' first words before losing his sanity in 20 hours
"Lettuce begin" is like martin best quote
this should be on par with the oldest anarchy server in minecraft
@@frogsecretaryofswamp452 "Lettuce begin"
-Martin's first words right after being born
Lettuce begin with no image of lettuce showing on the screen? Unbelievable.
@@aagp2 dad mart before making him
I’ve 100% just cause 3 twice and both times it took me half a year to complete. And my god they were painful. How the hell did you have the mental capacity to put your brain through such an experience in under 24 hours. Let alone the actual challenge of doing it. You are a legend and have achieved a higher level of being. You’re a God. And I can’t wait to see this time shortened.
YOU KNOW WHAT BUZZLES, I CAN WAIT YOU UNGREATFUL NERD
The game heavily relies on our pc power when you die and respawn which takes long time to load
I 100% twice on PS4 and once on PC, I guess this is what happens when you have no money to buy new games so you just replay the old ones
edit: btw the ammo boxes on the mech island can be opened by shooting explosives at it
@@shahabazam6531 bro the game is so taxing on the pc
I couldn't even be bothered the second time
20h of pain compressed into 21 minutes video? Awesome :D
i like ya cut g
Groggy froggy frogging poggerly
Geaaaaaaaaarrrrsssssssss!
@@martincitopants froggy
Imagine a 100% speedrun of Factorio.
14:35 For anyone wondering, yes that's actually a tactic, if there's a barricaded threat somewhere, they will actually put up speakers and blast music on full volume to make them surrender.
Makes sense. They'll be sleep deprived, and that can actually kill eventually.
@@Kasanokasane779 Ear plugs exist though.
@@ChefofWar33 yea but hundreds of SUPER loud speakers are more powerful then ear plugs
@@ChefofWar33 Sound is vibration, it doesn't just travel through the air. It goes through your body as well. It's why recordings of your voice sound different to you than when you speak. You both hear the vibrations traveling directly from your throat/mouth to your eardrums, as well as the vibrating air, while recordings/other people usually only hear the air part.
Which is a long winded way of saying, if the vibes are strong enough, they shake your whole body and render earplugs useless.
It’s phycological warfare and it’s effective
You hate bridges!?!?! Not cool man, not cool...
It's only the bridges that architects make, don't worry
Don't worry he's just playing a role...right?
@@johnwunderwaffle he’s joking around
didn't know you watched him
@@CompoundNila I don't but I'm here, it was recommended.
“You know how you usually just liberate things by flying in and blowing everything up that’s red? Well, how about instead you have to find a bunch of small objectives with tiny buttons that all look the same as the environment” is literally the design philosophy of Just Cause 4
Well just cause4 marks it for you but JC3 i dont think it does
I butcherd that
just cause 4 was a total let down
@@kionisaragosa6368 Just Cause 4 is literally broken. It even has a bug where you cannot even launch it and there is no fix.
@@oggabooka2324the more you break in jc3, the clearer objects show up on the map if you can't find them. Jc4 didnt add enough imo, while it added a bit, the jc3 dlcs are way better
martincitopants about to complete the game: "finally my pain is almost over..."
the Weimaraner W3: "hello there..."
General kenobie
@@covalite help I can't escape
@@covalite "we will watch your career with great interrest"
1000th like
@@JosepheBallin watch*
He cut down an absolute ton of time with his newest run so watching this is incredible to see.
completely different runs lmao
Yes i was just saying it's amazing to see how he cut down that time.
Yea it’s real nice to see him improve
But he fr made a map of the entire run just for this
@@epix5385 Sadly his run was just beaten a short bit ago.
@@genesis4322 so uh anyways
I don’t think a single person has ever put that man’s boat in the water nicely
Well without destroying it or sending it miles into the water?😂
That’s a fact
not trying to be THAT guy, but I.....
I didn't do it
Well, I didn't do it for him, but since you never know what small bs fails you missions, like a barrel of wine falling off of a truck for example 🚚
B O A T
He said he hates this button pressing.
Just Cause 4:
*Sweats Nervously*
Ya the liberating of basis sucks in just cause 4
@@tsardean7438 yeah why tf they changed that, jc3 system was good enough.
@@arthurmorgan7559 Yeah
@@arthurmorgan7559 ARTHUR! MAH BOY! You ain’t been taking care of us, don’t give up on us now
Not even funny buddy. Stop trying.
Favourite bit was definitely the donations keeping him there for an extra hour.
This can challenge Ludwig's scheme
What do you mean? How did donations tie into it?
@@Grab_001 when he finished the run he got tons of donations so he said he'd wait for them
We didn't stop donating for a while.
@@plinketyplonk3156 you monsters LET THE MAN REST
@@Grab_001 *NO* I am afraid that cannot be allowed to happen.
The fact that he thiught he had the wrong bus when actually he had the right one is just extra pain.
The epitome of comedy: B O A T
*B O A T*
B
Idk why but I was just hanging at work and remembered " B O A T" and had to rewatch
So unfunny its funny
B.
O
A
T
*BOAT*
Seriously, that history education segment is Internet Historian level of editing.
Fr
Is Martincitopants just Internet Historian's gaming channel?
The UN being its natural self.
It’s the power of ausies.
@@ingold1470 Plausible theory.
famous comedians = no laugh
Martin saying "BOAT" = laugh
@Mostafa Alaa true
BOAH.
@Mostafa Alaa yea really explains all the wars and injustice happening all around.
B O A T
oh, there was once a famous comedian who could make everyone laugh by..."pausing".
he'd just freeze up in mid-action, and it was funny.
Deep vein thrombosis (DVT) is a serious condition that occurs when a blood clot forms in a vein located deep inside your body. A blood clot is a clump of blood that's turned to a solid state. Deep vein blood clots typically form in your thigh or lower leg, but they can also develop in other areas of your body.
interesting info
boat
@@dark_horizon706 i did
@@dark_horizon706 I also did
@@dark_horizon706 I can't remember giving you internet little Jimmy
Frog said: new video soon
Then exactly 8 minutes later
There it was
This guy makes me proud to be Australian
martincitopants is not australian, he is spanian
@@ItsBobbyBlitz this is true, I am spanian
@@martincitopants me 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@assaultmodemeliodas5283 he’s turned cringe and only for the money
Wat ?
The description was a banger
truly legendary
Gotta keep up with the algorithm some way
I'd definitely prefer to read that over a bunch of copied and pasted buzzwords
As a half-panamanian it was cool learning some history about the country, only ever learned about Teddy and the canal
Fun fact my mom grew up in Panama and was supposed to be in a HiCi commercial but had to leave early and was super pissed with grandparents but then the invasion happened like an hour later and she might’ve had to be stuck at the commercial place for days if she hadn’t had to come home early
If you can speak spanish I can told you more about the history of Panama, there's a lot of things besides the "Panama Canal"
If you want to know, just sayin'
This was actually the first game I’ve ever 100% completed. I considered speedrunning it, but decided against it because I realized that it would destroy me. Glad you did it on my behalf lmao
How did you get 5stars on all challenges??
@@noobtube1323 practice and mental torture. Lots of it. My advice is to exploit vehicle changes when possible. Having an F1 rather than a hippy van for land races helps a lot lol.
At “my expense?” I don’t think you know how to use that phrase😂
@@ritger563 probably not lmao I meant that I was thanking him for showing me the experience I would’ve had
I think you mean "at your expense" because he did it lol
The UN was like "no don't do that"
Great to see some things never change
Even after Panama Declared War on the U.S., no wonder people call for leaving the UN.
@@cnlbenmc The UN wanted to condemn Israel for retaliating against the Palestinian rocket attacks.
The UN should be abolished as it clearly doesnt do what it is supposed to.
+@@isosev+ I find it especially incredulous considering that the precedent has basically been set that Formal Declarations of War are essentially fought until one side is burnt to ash and bone and also have a habit of become magnets for anyone else to jump on the War bandwagon, spiralling out of control a la WWI. Hence why nobody rational does that since WWII.
I love how you Western folk think you know so much about something that is happening far away, never thinking about the chance that the media might be covering sh*t up. Sitting in your basement all day typing comments must be feeling really good. Lol
@@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635 Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
Gradually losing ones sanity speedrunning, is very entertaining to watch
ok
It’s you again hi
It is indeed..
I think that’s what happening to me in my manga rn
How are you in every comments section?
11:42 afaik, the reason they use emps is because those 4 tanks uses some weird energy shield powered by the game's weird unobtainium, and that makes them invulnerable to nearly everything in the game, it's around the point the game starts introducing the original op shit.
tldr: tank needs emp because it's the ground version of the helicopter at 12:12
Yeah but like...they werent on
emm....yea kinda a littel wrong but kinda right
Psychology professors of the future are going to use your entire playthrough as a learning tool to show the 10 stages of self induced grey matter loss and the eventual break down of the human brain that accompanies it. Thank you for your contribution to modern science.
this class is when dear christ he has dvt (dvt deep vein thrombosis IS WHEN *starts deep frying*)
“Thank you for your contribution to modern science.” has a very cave johnson feel and i love it.
Ah, the pure satisfaction of a martincitopants notification
YES
Yeees
*NEURON ACTIVATION*
Yes because *BOAT*
Dopamine go brain, neuron activate.
Balaclava man is the real protagonist he's single handedly brought the dictatorship to its knees
This video inspired me to play Just Cause 3 again and I’ve realised how much better it is than Just Cause 4
You should try speedrunning Just Cause, it's insanely broken and makes for great content, it's as spontaneous as 2 and 3
"The Panamanian government declared war on the USA"
The USA: Bippity boppity, your canal is my property
Little known fact, "In God We Trust" was only chosen as the motto of the United States because even we considered "Bippity Boppity your stuff is our property" to be a bit on the nose.
Hehehe. G O V E R N M E N T
Imagine being an armpit of the world nation smaller than 90% of all US states and thinking you could intimidate the country that already had military bases in your country.
Ha Ha Ha. G O V E R N M E N T
@@jayceecrossland9036 it is blatantly obvious you stole someone else's comment
We need “BOAT” t-shirts.
I need a BOAT notification sound for messages from my boss.
I want to set this as my alarm
best of all time?
I’d buy that
420 likes
these are my favorite kinds of speed runs, actual endurance and completion without glitches
But, in general. Just Cause 3 is very fun.
This man liberated an entire country in 20 hours.
"LIBERATION"
@@SmikeMan more like under new management
@@tincantu1244 more like without infrastructure
At what cost?
sleep depravation and severe mental illness
@@tincantu1244 mm
? Pilih 0tt
Imagen that, if Julian Assange was just blasted with the Doom: Eternal OST and Meshuggah's Obzen album.
He'd be grooving tho
George H.W.'s ghoul face is going to haunt my dreams from now on.
Hate to break it to you but he was always a ghoul
@@Colin_Nelson, you'll get no argument from me.
George H. W. Bokoblin
Only real ones know the struggle of getting that damn boat to Mario’s garage
Its easy with mech
@@Pasclesrm the real ones don’t need a mech.
@@thatoneeditor5989 I have no problem without the mech, but the mech makes it easier
It's ez with a mech, but how about that driving challenge with an off-road bike :v
@@roachawker7741 are you talking about the one at the rebel navy base?
15:59 it actually spawns in a different isolated lake as well, I didn't know that it spawned here, and now I've realized that it is so much easier to get it from this lake
It took me 2 hours with multiple helis to get it out from that lake. Fucking trees, let me tell you.
Broke: Sub 20 minute Mario 64 speedrun
Woke: Sub 20 hour Just Cause 3 speedrun
Galaxy brain: BOAT
Based: Just Cause 4 Speedrun Glitchless 100% No Skystriker
Hey Martincopants, watching your video had given me the courage to do a 100% speed run of Just Cause 4. About an hour in I had realised that I was trying to speedrun Just Cause 4 and had dug myself into a deep hole. I had ended up getting a time of 25:11:56 seconds. Thank you for giving me the nostalgia and courage to play the game and always remember that your videos are amazing!
I beat JC4 in a matter of hours. How are you this bad at video games, Random Gamer Guy? I was told you were a gamer, was I lied to? Was it deception?
How could you lie to me, RANDOM GUY? How dare you give yourself the title of gamer, while you beat JC4 in 25 hours? How dare you 100% JC4? You are no gamer, random gamer guy.
@@officialunitedstatesofamer2944 stfu
Wtf caused a war for a gamer’s attempt?
I mean you don’t have to be such a d*ck about it. Quite frankly I do not care if you beat it in a couple of hours all I am saying is that I tried my best trying 100% speed run it and that was the time I got. So if you think I am a joke just don’t respond and don’t send hate to other people. Be a nice person.
15:57 There's another location it spawns, on the right side of the island. That being said, it also has no connection to the sea and has to be air-lifted or towed out. At least that one's slightly closer to cliffs that you can drop it into the sea from.
I need a review of the bf6 trailer immediately
Looks decent.
a frame by frame analysis pls
It's easy - we Fortnite 6 Siege: Apex Warfare now.
Cool guy jumped out of plane 10/10
Me too
*Sees Martin upload*
Me: “Very Good”
Another way you can get the boat out of the lake is by using the grapple hook to pull it to the nearby mountainside and slide it down the rocks at astronomically fast speeds and hope to god that it doesnt blow up on the way down. Not very effective but definitely very pog
oh yea i remember trying to do that for like 3 hours before getting it to work. second playthrough i got the beeg heli and flew it out of there
@@clembra1 was alot more fun sliding it tho u gotta admit
This is about as difficult as using a helicopter and praying the max-strength upgraded tethers don't all snap.
And then dropping it into the water from really high up only to watch it catch fire on contact with the water. Logic.
@@jlco its still rlly fun to slude that shid down the mountain it goes SO fast
You can actually also one-shot Di Ravello by waiting for his shield to run out, then tether him to the ground
I remember I accidentally beat the dude by dropping a rebel crate on him.
I remember being sooooo disappointed in the final fight because of this.
Like, come on, the final fight of JC2 happened on top of nuclear missiles while they were in flight! And this one is a singular helicopter?
ONE helicopter?
Rico is anti-army for crying out loud!
@@xarm23 it shouldve been a giga mech or some shit like that
3:34 i found an easier way to complete this mission. I leave the car a little bit earlier by holding space and ejecting with the chute. I instantly press e and gun the enemies down with the wingsuit so i get more damage points and earlier completion because the enemies are getting damaged before the explosion. Hope you find this comment and save yourself from this pain.
Except Martin showed us that it’s possible to do that without the wing suit
16:38 easily my favorite part of the video
Aw yep
DEEP VEIN THRABOSIS
Gives me serious CBT vibes and I don't know if I hate it or love it...
19:45 Literally the most cursed thing I saw this month.
A frog just obliterated a tyrannical government with highly advanced weaponry, a seemingly endless queue of soldiers,and unlimited ammo for said troops and weaponry,and with seemingly minimal injury,except for DVT and sleep deprivation.and collapsed some church repairs.
*incredible*
*SIMPLY MAGNIFICENT*
*PERFECTION*
*10/10*
*BRILLIANT-*
my lack of sleep has finally paid off
sleep
sleep
honk here is some soup
no
Oh my god he's doing it again. I'll have to prepare snacks this time.
as well as a pack of redbulls
Alternate title : Frog man screams at terrible game missions for 21 minutes.
at least the environments look cool
@@engineer84-w8x and gameplay is fun
Is it that bad? I've just started it and have done like 2 missions, should I stop playing?
@@eneco3965 if you like it then no you shouldn't be forced to stop, and also take the opinions of others with a grain of salt, because they might be wrong or subjective at the very least.
Time and time again I can always come to Mart’s vids when I’m struggling with life. I can’t describe how much this whacky, silly editing style is able to help me cope. Adhd has some perks i guess, easily entertained by this style of editing. Thank you man, part of why I’m still going. 💛
7:41 I love how he says “it’s got this lightning shit, that’s just, kills you instantly” and as soon as he gets struck by lightning it gets cut off by an ad playing it was so perfect
I read this comment just as it happened, amazing quality content
JC3 is one of my top 3 all-time favorite games (dont ask me why), and it was so wild to this pop up from a modern, relevant content creator this many years later. However, as soon as you said you were 100% completing the game, I knew the pain we were about to see expressed by a broken man.
13:14 - 15:00 I just learned more from a speed runner than I did from 4 years of high school
i think thats the problem with schools
If that's the case then you definitely didn't pay attention in class.
@@bingwen469 bruh i averaged at C to A so this speed runner is kinda like a speed teacher and oversimplified explained the American revolution in less than a hour while my history teacher explained it in a few months
@@mmmmmmmmicrowave your Education System is garbage and so are you as a student
@@noblenormie1179 bruh i bein serious about my last schools history class
Always have to come back to these JC3SR videos because something about seeing him suffer tickles my sadistic side of my sadomasochistic self
Embrace the schadenfreude, my friend.
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13:10 I was not expecting to ever find a story lesson from my country in this channel. A surprise to be sure but a welcome one. Great video.
Staying up 20 hours straight gaming? Martin’s never done that before! What a quirky and uncharacteristic new idea! *casually curb stomps Factorio*
The difference is Factorio costs mental energy, this costs both mental *and* physical
@@Brent-jj6qi me: no, the aliens are--
also me: literally just holding space and circle strafing
oh god, you actually did a story mission in a Just Cause game without being held at gun point? you absolute masochist
hahahahhaahah
Oh I’m worse, I beat the game three times, *but I was playing seriously and didn’t use mods*
@@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly same, but i only played once
@@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly wait theres mods??
wish id known that before finishing the story
@@cole_3374 there’s plenty
This serves as a notice for me to never try and speed run Red Dead 2. Thanks martincitopants! My fragile sanity thanks you!
3 days?
Mitten squad can you beat fallout new Vegas with only the 22. pistol when
I found you Nate
"DEEP VEIN TROMBOSIS DVT OCCUR "
Perfection
*Occurs
Must be precise with such impactful comedy
Yes
I need a time for that lol
@@ryanjohn8875 16:37
Can't wait until Summing Salt makes a full video about the history of Just Cause 3 Speedrun
I'm really glad you reduced the "Loud phrase is funny", like JUAN, while keeping your staple like B O A T. Just a little pinch to keep it fresh.
I'll be there for the stream
15:53 I remember trying to get this boat to a garage… Took me days but I used a cargo plane and landed it in the lake and flew it out somehow
17:20 "make it look like an accident" lmao
The car *accidentally* exploded with The concussive force of a MOAB
Mart:after 18 hours the wing suit challenges were close to impossible.
Me: after 6 months the wing suit challenges still impossible.
10:08, I don't think I have ever seen someone more excited about a plane that is also a boat.
OOOOOOO
P L O A T
"That is also a boat (fire alarm sounds)"
"I'm going to reduce it to a smoldering wreck in less than a day."
"Vis Electra?"
"No, all of Medici."
16:38
I need a full version of martin reading this.
US: *Plays rock music, instead of bombing a whole city*
The UN: nooo no noo
"Wait, you cant do that. Thats ille-
... Ok, actually it isnt, but its still uncool"
@@riesenfliegefly7139 😹
What’s that song tho
@@GINGERale-le5ez bfg division from doom 2016
Oh no, they did that too
This is the guy who Dream has nightmares about every night
The antinormal incident
The repeated use of Doom music (especially BFG Division) made this all the more enjoyable.
Every time Martin says B O A T:
4:57
4:59
7:49
7:54
B O A T
B O A T
you forgot 10:08
@@mujtaba215abbas he said boat not B O A T
@@mujtaba215abbas B O A T
I’ve been trying this except my speedrun is sitting at about 3 years
yeah might be able to shave a little time off that
is just cause that long i have never played it before
@Spoods Noodle Doodles WTF....thanks for the stats tho but thats nuts 0_0
@@LavaCreeperPeople This channel, martincitopants is the record holder because he's the only one who has submitted a run. It's his newest video I think.
@@thepixel024 ok
14:48 I cannot believe you included the fucking Mike Ma scream
what's the mike ma scream i've heard it before but idk what the original is
NKG there's a yt video called HEY GUYS GOOD MORNING FROM 2018
God I love mike ma
The "rock tactic" on Laguna Blast blown my mind, after failing so many times my self, you did it in the cleanest way possible, just DROP the bomb on to the enemy. It's like hitting a homerun. Thank you for doing this video, it made my day!
Your effort in the description box has paid off. Do pat yourself on the back good sir, it is well earned.
A blessing from the lord
are you religious by any chance, otherwise do not use the lords name in vain
Indeed. It is a blessing
@@ItsBobbyBlitz Its a blessing
@@ItsBobbyBlitz wh- how is that in vain? Like, at all
@@ItsBobbyBlitz it’s a Monty python reference
19:43 is one of the very few things I have seen in a video that terrifies me to this day
Finally some good just cause 3 content after the longest time😂this game is easily my favorite game ever and I haven’t had enough time to speed run it otherwise I totally would. I could speed run the missions but to 100% it I just don’t have the time. You gave me motivation for when I have time to speed run it😂
13:10 somebody clip this history lesson and show it to Mr. Terry
Nah the armchair historian
im slowly dying I need a continuation on the kerbal “space” “program” series
3:26 im glad you brought this mission to light.
the mission took me 2 days on and off because of how broken it was
it actually hurt me
I just found out how broken it is and can't believe im supposed to use the rock 😂 ive been using sticky bombs and trying to use that to get the damage bonus.
"they were worried the canal wouldn't remain neutral"
neutral = in the interests of the USA
16:38 best moment
*Deep vein thrombosis (DVT) is the formation of a blood clot in a deep vein, most commonly in the legs or pelvis.[9][a] A minority of DVTs, an estimated 4-10%, occur in the arms.[11] Symptoms can include pain, swelling, redness, and enlarged veins in the affected area, but some DVTs have no symptoms.[1] The most common life-threatening concern with DVT is the potential for a clot to embolize (detach from the veins), travel as an embolus through the right side of the heart, and become lodged in a pulmonary artery that supplies blood to the lungs. This is called a pulmonary embolism (PE). DVT and PE comprise the cardiovascular disease of venous thromboembolism (VTE).[2] About two-thirds of VTE manifests as DVT only, with one-third manifesting as PE with or without DVT.[12] The most frequent long-term DVT complication is post-thrombotic syndrome, which can cause pain, swelling, a sensation of heaviness, itching, and in severe cases, ulcers.[5] Recurrent VTE occurs in about 30% of those in the ten years following an initial VTE.[3]*
I made the same comment a week earlier and got 0 likes
Thank you, I was looking for that exact clip
deep vein thrombosis
@@reese4157 ok
4:56 B O A T
Mart is slowly becoming one of those youtubers where every time he uploads I need to watch.
0:01 HALLLOH
7:35
Miller: "There it is..Our new Mother Base"
They played of like a god damn FIDDLLEEE
Game: Spawns Floatplane.
Martincitopants: F L O A T
Declares war on the USA
Immediately regrets it
*G O V E R N M E N T*
This is probably my 80th time rewatching these speedrun vids purely because these are literally the biggest ADHD vibe and never cease to entertain my mind
16:05 YES THE MECH BOAT AH I REMEMBER
00:34 the French revolution in a nutshell.
Just discover that we can grapple people on the flag and it will appear on the cutscene 💀.. Definitely will try this when i play the game
“imagine not watching the stream” this post was made by everybody see marcito lose sanity (martin + cito = marcito)
This is the first Martincitopants video I ever watched, and I never regretted it.