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@@p.t.557 Yeah, the adblock I use is genuinely great for stopping viruses as well since it blocks popups and redirects. It doesn't matter for TH-cam though since I use TH-cam premium (don't ask me why or try to convince me otherwise, I'm keeping it)
Just to let all know, the time has been beat. Three different runners got a sub 17:40:00 time on the same day. The current WR is 16:25:58. Good luck, my dude. Edit: He's done it.... VeryGood
If I had a nickel for everytime Martin beat the just cause 3 100% all dlc speedrun record I would have two nickels, which isn’t that many but it’s strange that it happened twice.
I legit, have watch this video like 3 times this week. Whenever I'm doing chores around the house i put this on and listen to the commentary. Still cracks me everytime "It wouldn't the fucky boat if it wasn't FUCKY" Also I'm sure world of tanks loved that add. XD
@@tobiasbraam3544 or "how did grandpa die", "he got fucking slammed by a cargo crate lol, folk got flattened like a pancake those americans dont play LMFAOOOO"
Guys, Martin is 4th place in the 100% JC3 speed run! This is a disaster! He needs to beat it again in less than 16h 23m in order to be first place at the speed run he came up with!
10:56 using my GTA 5 logic i started hyper ventilating thinking the big truck thing was gonna get completely destroyed then i was so confused on how he just broke the train i had to rewatch the encounter
1:38 That has got to be the best sponsor moment on youtube. The speed, the action, the absolute feeling of it being a shitpost status. Yup, it's the best. 👍👍👍
"and if any of you beat my time, just maybe, I'll do it again" boys, our mission is clear, i myself will by the game when I can, we must unite, we have a clear goal and a common enemy, LETS DO THIS
YEEESSS, dude if you are reading this, ive watched your other vid 6+ times, your vids have been the best combination of editing+voice overs+gameplay ive seen in years. its been the the few videos recently i can actually say i really enjoy . Thank you for the content and thank you for making me laugh uncontrollably, something i have not done in months. keep up the awesome work!
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Quick mentions: 12:56 god was tired of seeing Martin lose, so he did the work for him. 13:21 cool helicopter crash that looks like it could be part of a scene in a movie
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nnnnn nah
Battlefield 6 pog frog
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I wonder what the sponsor for the vid is tho
Ok cool
The only thing preventing martin from having a mental breakdown was Italian cuisine
And balaclava boy
Spaghetti always calms me down when I'm hangry.
The sketti blessed this run.
th-cam.com/video/IenmwPCC6kA/w-d-xo.html
As an italian. You are welcome
Mah sphagett
The fact that you're doing this to yourself again is either impressive or insane
Both
Why not both comrade?
For the money, for the money....
it's insanely impressive
Build a BUS
Cant wait for the inevitable third installment of the series; "Suffering, even"
And the one after that. "Tormenting, if you feel so inclined"
When ever I play war thunder
"torture, if you insist"
And he did it a fucking gain
I literally had the same idea and was about to write the comment but you got here first. That must mean I have top quality jokes.
The issue with games where everything is meant to explode: it's really difficult to deliver things to places without them blowing up
Exactly
Even the game is made to explode
Another 21 minutes and 13 seconds of pure neuron activation with high octane audible and visual stimulation. Absolutely incredible.
Yessssss
you mean simply phenomenal
A M A Z I N G
and it shall come again some guy got ~79 minutes off his time
@@hadesoil7289 ohhhhh eaaaaaaaaa
Dad: "Hey son what did you learn today?"
Son: "BOAT"
funny number.
@@hephsmith3738 funniest number is 2. take it or leave it
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Yes
Can i just get a soundclip of him saying boat
“Nevertheless, we-“
“-persisted”.
“-continued.”
“Oh.”
th-cam.com/video/IenmwPCC6kA/w-d-xo.html
Lol
Martincito’s videos are so high-octane that they would actually seriously damage the brains of people from the past
Have you seen max0r's vids? They would cause complete mental shutdown
To be fair, I think ANY of the stuff we have now would cause someone from the past to implode
@@isaacmayer-splain8974max0r is just Martin on excessive amounts of cocaine
😮😂
I like how the title is just I did it again and the thumbnail its just AGONY
Suffering, even.
accurate tho
Thanks. I couldn’t see and read.
@@benwilliams6040 we know
But somehow we.knew what he was talking about
19:37 was, hands down, one of the most nerve wracking moments in cinema history.
Do you know what's the songs name?
@@PolishProgrammer Lacrimosa by Mozart
Tbh I nearly shat myself at that moment
@@rotini3851 me too man lol
I started fucking screaming “NO NO NOOO”, legit panicked me so bad, holy shit
“He thought it would be greatly helpful if he shat in my room”
Ad: why do you need to attend church
@John Watson LOL so its CFC?
@John Watson I was about to spit out what little of saliva I have dude. Jesus Christ...
14:00 the way he says: “the chat messages returned” got me feeling some type of way.
"My cat shat in my room"
Yt: "CLEANING SUPPLY AD!"
Ah yes, windex, good for cat shit
Who is still watching adds? I started to always use adblock since youtube doubled them.
@@p.t.557 Yeah, the adblock I use is genuinely great for stopping viruses as well since it blocks popups and redirects. It doesn't matter for TH-cam though since I use TH-cam premium (don't ask me why or try to convince me otherwise, I'm keeping it)
@@MistahFox let me guess: youtube originals
@@MistahFox which adblock do you use
The thrombosis in my veins has never been deeper
th-cam.com/video/IenmwPCC6kA/w-d-xo.html
12:16 is gold
Definition of "I'll fucking do it again." This man learned from Goofy
i hope he'll fucking do it again
The demons told him too 😂
I miss Filthy Frank.
Goofy learned from him.
He’s doing it a third time but I’m too impatient for livestreams so I’m rewatching this instead.
He's so close dude
He beat his own record again lol
8:46 the premiere chat after this part was just people saying B O A T for a whole minute
Great times
@@tal-9581 yeah
Kid: *laughing at nothing
Father: “hey son what you laughing at?”
Kid: *B O A T*
*B O A T*
B O A T
lmao lonely gamer incel humour.
@@swagm8919 looks like someone is mad for no reason again
@@melo4rb2 wdym again? You guys have no social skills and that's the truth
Apparently War Gaming really likes Martin's style of advertising.
The add was fun and I watched it. So he did a good job xD
who wouldn't?
Now if only they could make a good game...
@@florinmoise4500 *i miss the old days when i could use a single clip to kill a maus with the Waffentrager E-100.*
Remember lads loud and random=funny
20:08 I have never heard joy in its purest form
Just to let all know, the time has been beat. Three different runners got a sub 17:40:00 time on the same day. The current WR is 16:25:58. Good luck, my dude.
Edit: He's done it....
VeryGood
ono
Hm. Well he needs to redo it he needs to do sub 16:20
ono
Is frog boy willing to have another mental break down?
I feel like he can cut down 2 hours at least
If I had a nickel for everytime Martin beat the just cause 3 100% all dlc speedrun record I would have two nickels, which isn’t that many but it’s strange that it happened twice.
10/10 Reference.
DarkViperAU Reference 😂😂😭
da reference, phineas and ferb is fucking great
Moldy Ghost
Sir, it’s a Phineas and Ferb reference.
@@moldyghost3371 my sir. you appear to be missing the reference. it is phineas and ferb
12:18 "I am going to get a deep vein thrombosis!"
Anyone else worried about his mental state after recording this video?
Why u here man
shut up stop stalking me
@@raizer903 what
I watched him throughout almost the entire stream, you could visibly see and hear his brain melt
Sir, with respect, shoo.
1:48 There's just something so intimidating yet SO HILARIOUS about the delivery of that "G U E S S W H A T" at gunpoint
"Deliver them right into the french"
*british tank*
Lend lease lol
The BOAT parts in the stream where peak Smooth Brain moments not gonna lie mate.
bruh how the speaker doin' in wherever dead people go
@@thiccbirb7491 He all right. We still talk about how he told Gaul to kill himself. Sickest burn I have seen my entire live.
@@ptprojektred we miss you the towers not the same
@@space5785 Thanks brother. Heard Saint came back.... sounds about right. As long as ya got Uldrin I'm happy.
@@ptprojektred nah man. He’s working with us now
19:40 anxiety in fucking carnate, that shit nearly broke me
Same, I was concerned
Same
The good ending
i have never played just cause bfore lol
I knew he was bluffing so I was calm
I legit, have watch this video like 3 times this week. Whenever I'm doing chores around the house i put this on and listen to the commentary. Still cracks me everytime "It wouldn't the fucky boat if it wasn't FUCKY"
Also I'm sure world of tanks loved that add. XD
Edit. 8th time... someone send help. 🥲
Martin and Internet historian are the only two youtubers whose ads I actually watch
same
In his own words: "LETS FUCKING GOOOO"
"LETS FUCKING GOREEEE"
“LESSSTSSSS FUKKENG GOOROOOOOROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
*Tonight on Mart Gear:*
Mart loses his Sanity.
Boom.
Explosions.
AND
*BOAT.*
B O A T
B O A T
And PAIN, suffering, agony even.
But most especially
*BOAT*
B O A T
Continue the chain
B O A T
killing the final boss by just dropping a cargo-container on them was great.
"how did grandpa die" "got slammed by a cargo crate in a helicopter"
Especially after all that…
@@tobiasbraam3544 or "how did grandpa die", "he got fucking slammed by a cargo crate lol, folk got flattened like a pancake those americans dont play LMFAOOOO"
Its so funny how the final Boss just gets dunked on xD
I actually did this on my first play through by mistake when trying to get my own heli
2:26 B O L B O U S
15:34
"They're looking at me… I don't like their vibe"
>Commits war crime
*Fixed.*
Describing Serbia in a nutshell
Same could be said for Albania, mate
@@draganmijatovic1404 when
Not even *Land Attack B O A T* sponsor could’ve saved his sanity from this one.
I think you mean *GUN CAR*
@@freshlymemed5680
Of course.
@@freshlymemed5680 NO ITS ONLY *B O A T*
@The guy without a profile pic. Balaclava B O A T
"I did it again"
Computer: Two can play at this game
His energy is perfect. I love this guys I get so happy when he uploads
I’ve never seen a sponsorship clip that was so effective. World of Tanks should pay you more.
was the soul reason i liked the video tbh
They will if you use the link (no cap) sponsors are more likely to come back to creators with cool stuff, the more use or interaction the stuff has.
no
Dude if you've played wot before, the context of the add becomes sattire
When he said "I'm a tank" i was sold
8:45 the most anticipated moment in all of TH-cam.
B O A T
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"The piss in my bladder"
L I B E R A T E D
underrated comment right ere
0:29 I had a mouthful of drink and had to try unbelievably hard to **not** spit it out. That made me laugh so hard 😂
"Deliver your APHEFSDS into the the french" - Shows british tank
th-cam.com/video/IenmwPCC6kA/w-d-xo.html
Why do I have a feeling this will be a trilogy
Pain, agony, suffering
Pain, agony, hatred
And last but certainly not least
*_B O A T_*
Wanted to up vote but couldn't take it off 69...
@@th3_b1itz87
Then go on and aim for 420, then 666, 690, 4200, 1337, and so on. There’s always a higher funny number!
got him with the “Standby for Titanfall” 20:02
[Crushed by titanfall]
Scorch noises intensifies
You called
Sad that the game is dying, it makes me sad.
Ronin intensifies
Lobby sweats intensely
I just realized he used GOW music for when he was looking for the truck
It matched perfectly lol
Guys, Martin is 4th place in the 100% JC3 speed run! This is a disaster! He needs to beat it again in less than 16h 23m in order to be first place at the speed run he came up with!
I just checked, and indeed. Mr. ono will have to do this again
He is 5th and has to beat 15:48:45
@@soemotional8265 Oh no
@@soemotional8265 major ono
@@soemotional8265 ono
Update: since this run 5 other people have attmepted the run, none of them are sub 20hrs, our boi is still king
yeah...about that
This didnt age well
Some mad lad did it so frog man would have to go for a round 3
I can't wait
No someone beat him
@@lachlanmaclean6455 Deep Vein Thrombosis 3
11:44 is the best verbal relay of how my internal pain can be expressed
14:14 right when he said “shut-off” my pc died.
"GET F*CKED! LET'S GOOOOOO! HOLY SHIT!"
Martincitopants 2021.
18:41 "chat made suggestions"
someone in chat : " DO YOU FART?"
Lettuce5001
" Oh boy I sure do love some *D E E P V E I N T H R O M B O S I S* " - Martin, probably
Hello there
@@zacharysnyder2520 General Kenobi! You are a bold one.
Why the fuck do I keep watching this over and over again. it’s so good
He really is out here torturing himself again
Edit: after being tortured by 6 people i did a spelling correction
her.... i think you meant here, you should go back to school
Ye I agree
@@ItsBobbyBlitz bruh he missed an e. Chill
@@ItsBobbyBlitz relax
Sus
2:51 a setup for the hardest I've laughed in fucking ages, god I love this part so much
I almost shit my pants when he marked the garage for the semi truck
Same here, i audibly gasped when i saw it
10:56
using my GTA 5 logic i started hyper ventilating thinking the big truck thing was gonna get completely destroyed
then i was so confused on how he just broke the train i had to rewatch the encounter
19:40 I was actually screaming NOOO at my screen thinking you did it
the anxiety of this bit hahaha
I was crying legit tears
You can see he clicked the very top of the button too, mans being _ＣＡＲＥＦＵＬ_
I had i same reaction to that moment
I found the truck once but then fast travelled. it was painful
Kinda wanna attempt to beat his time so I can see him in pain once more
That would be the only reason
@@Randy-Lahey it`s treason then
Martin rn: *vietnam flashbacks*
THERE IS NO WAY MARTINCITOPANTS WOULD HAVE BEEN AROUND DURING VIETNAM, IF HE WAS HE WOULD HAVE VLOGGED IT YOU ABSOLUTE NERD
@@ItsBobbyBlitz VERY TRUE AND FACTUAL
no
its okay mart just breathe in and out
@@martincitopants just breathe
The way you do sponsorships is by far the most appealing of any I’ve encountered. It sings heavy metal opera to my inner chaos.
“APHEFSDS (rounds)”
Armor-Piercing High Explosive Fin-Stabilized
Discarding Sabot (rounds).
it’d decrease penetration heavily.
@@bedrunn definitely
🅱️ESH
wat
funny battlefield 4
10:57 Me in my massive dump truck going 200 MPH and then ramming through the train like a frickin' BADASS while Cultist Base plays.
Thats bfg division you uncultured pleb
How's the song called where he destroyed the train do you know it
?
@@cpurchase7237 thx
@@crab6965 nah it's doom's ost : th-cam.com/video/T12ygsp9Mvg/w-d-xo.html
@@lonelee5353 no it is 100% bfg division
A man puts him self through pure agony. Then does it again. What a legend
Me seeing Martincito is down to the 5th place:
*OH NO*
Not anymore lmao
Well he's going to have to do it again and beat 16 hours and 24 minutes.
15 hour and 48 minute
ono
14:49:33 now
Oh no
And he did just that. So proud of our frog man!
1:38 That has got to be the best sponsor moment on youtube. The speed, the action, the absolute feeling of it being a shitpost status. Yup, it's the best. 👍👍👍
Imo Internet Historian beats him in sponsor ads, but this is close second
Its 1 minute a 20 second-ish long but it feels like 15 second
@@DnCiak i LOVE internet historians ad's but i gotta admit (in my PERSONAL O P I N I O N) this is better (maybe, just maybe by quite a lot)
19:39 My heart stopped there for a sec
Let it be known Martin streams a 1440p and questions why his computer struggles
compared to the game, encoding 1440p even at 60fps is nothing
This man holds the commitment, determination, and sheer fucking will of the entire human race
"and if any of you beat my time, just maybe, I'll do it again" boys, our mission is clear, i myself will by the game when I can, we must unite, we have a clear goal and a common enemy, LETS DO THIS
Allready setting it up xD
Popcorn is already popin' boys
I like how he just threw a flare and took out the boss without hesitation
18:07 The PAIN was building
I shouldn't laugh at another man's misery, so I beg your forgiveness Martin.
i forgive you
wait im not martin, ono what have i done (proceeds to kill self)
I cant wait for someone called martin to turn up and punish you or something
Am I the only that Screamed: "NOOOO" while he tricked us into thinking that he was about to hit fast travel with the truck?
No
Yeah,i just shit myself lol
I was terrified
Nope
2:31 Wasn't expecting to see Globox today. Brings back old memories.
Rayman intensified
I see "liberated" in this game has the same meaning as when the US government uses it
8:05 was not expecting for you to be that on point with the noise
19:45 this moment made me more nervous than any movie or game ever good
same, i was like "oh no please don't. Im gonna die from tention."
YEEESSS, dude if you are reading this, ive watched your other vid 6+ times, your vids have been the best combination of editing+voice overs+gameplay ive seen in years. its been the the few videos recently i can actually say i really enjoy . Thank you for the content and thank you for making me laugh uncontrollably, something i have not done in months. keep up the awesome work!
17:41 lmao the god of war music,just finished it 3 days ago
19:28 daaamn the feels
2:53 lol the cat poop
12:12 kills me every single time
I am going to get a D E E P V E I N T H R O M B O S I S
the ad pleases my monkey brain infinitely more than any other creator’s sponsored ad.
yes, pog comment
The first ad by a creator that i actually enjoyed and watched.
2021 has arrived
His ads are like a Mixtur of a really Bad Trip and a fever dream. And i love it.
The tank round acronym at the beginning stands for armor piercing high explosive fin stabilized discarding sabot, hope that helps!
>"I did it again"
>Sees JC thumbnail
Oh no
"Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"
"I thought not it's not a story a jedi would tell you."
4:59 easily my favorite part cant stop giggling about it
O h n o
Im only watching this now but right when i started i just loved your energy and videos man,keep up the good videos
19:40 i genuinely got an anxiety atttack cuz i really tought you gonna press fast travel xD Gj my guy on the run btw
17:45 this sound track is so good
Do you know what it's name is
@@chrissarna2756 the Overture from God of War
The “But of Course” at 16:02 was what finally did me in
Actually 15:58
"I am going to get a Deep Vein thrombosis"
Why did this statement make me laugh as hard as it did?! I nearly f***ing died from laughter.
In the distant future, historians will refer to this video as torture in the 21st century
In just cause 4, enemy’s that are heavily armoured, just drop something big on them and they die
Or just shoot them in the head
0:35 never have i laughed so much at a noise.
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I laughed at how you had technical issues, decided to try to speed run. Crashed within 20 minutes. Took me 6 hours to get 16% progression. AHHHHH
"now we must Speedrun Ghost of Tsushima"
God that would be 24 hour plus at least lmao now if it was any% mabye less I don't know tho
@@tommyflow5619 exactly 😏😂😂😂
One cannot withstand so much pain
@@riograndedosulball248 You underestimate his power!
100% P5 vanilla no DLC
Next: Deep Vein Thrombosis acquisition speedrun
Quick mentions:
12:56
god was tired of seeing Martin lose, so he did the work for him.
13:21
cool helicopter crash that looks like it could be part of a scene in a movie