Patrice O'neal talks about women

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  • @quantumlust
    @quantumlust 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4660

    The fish joke was ingenious. Patrice is amazing.

    • @itscork
      @itscork 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      He was.

    • @NobleVagabond2552
      @NobleVagabond2552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      “Yea for other fish get off my boat” lol

    • @solenya4983
      @solenya4983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You look like italian Dave Chappelle

    • @romteni
      @romteni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It wasn't no joke, that's gospel right there.

    • @gabos7892
      @gabos7892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it's so fucking true, it's scary

  • @dandangalodangalus9082
    @dandangalodangalus9082 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    No man in my lifetime has ever had a better understanding of modern women. Patrice’s social intelligence was off the charts.

    • @bottlewaddle6677
      @bottlewaddle6677 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I think he synthesised what we all know and feel - that’s the genius - not like it’s a new discovery

    • @texanology
      @texanology 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      He valued honesty, sincerity, and above all, the truth (you have to remember, he was into conspiracies enough to go on Infowars back in the day).
      "All men desire to know." - Aristotle
      RIP Patrice

    • @PureNapture
      @PureNapture 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Modern women ? 😂😂😂😂😂 any woman living in modern times is a modern woman. Noticed how you glazed over the dumpster joke. That’s men during any time 💯🫣

    • @akafume
      @akafume 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@PureNapturethe fools that patrice speaks about are the two that go at each other that dont realize theyre both extremely flawed. Damn shame the message still gets lost even when dumbed down.

    • @callumnik117
      @callumnik117 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@akafume I won't admit I like Patrice anymore because the fandom thinks he's doing essays. I appreciate finding someone in the comments who gets it.

  • @falseking5441
    @falseking5441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2960

    The fish analogy was the greatest thing I've ever seen.

    • @MyPronounsISwhom
      @MyPronounsISwhom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I'm not gonna disagree here, false king. And I won't lie and say that I haven't regularly come back to this analogy in my mind just to stay in check.

    • @joshdunham7167
      @joshdunham7167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Inspired from Michael Jackson actually

    • @x7Votorious84x
      @x7Votorious84x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mo-lester there’s plenty of fish

    • @mhks68
      @mhks68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      To use Spike Lee’s Malcom X pic quote for the the “fish analogy” I’m telling you Gods words. Not no hustle. The fish analogy are gods words ni**a not no hustle.

    • @FREE_WILL_DEFENDER
      @FREE_WILL_DEFENDER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      False

  • @sirzubinmarkfernandes
    @sirzubinmarkfernandes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    "women get to be inappropriate everyday", is the fucken best thing I heard today. No disrespect to them ladies, but that is so true!!!!

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yep. And then they don't get why guys can't get away with it too.

    • @crimsonite1524
      @crimsonite1524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@mac1bc the dressing alone is inappropriate. they wear tight skirts with leggings and a kinda see through tight corporate white shirt that you can semi-see the bra and heels, pretty much just like in porn. they look ready to go on a date every moment, we have to act like we dont see their curves. hes right, women walk around as dong baits, thats leaving out yoga pants and short shorts. when we look at old photos, women then dressed really well, even a hot woman, now a 6 will dress so sexy in this normalised work wear that seeing her walk by is a trap. womens jeans are made to be sexy, and they pick the tightest they can fit in.
      oh and let me not forget those corporate pants, goodness, the whole butt will be sticking out and her crotch area will be so tight, the thigh game is maxed. if i had a choice women would go back to wearing dresses all the time, and not these modern dresses, i mean the classic womens dress that didnt have cleavages and that were not made of materials that totally hug the body

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@crimsonite1524 lol. That's every man's struggle at work

    • @davidrodgers9558
      @davidrodgers9558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dresses are more sexy to me .. Trust me I as a man know what's under the dress..

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@davidrodgers9558 lol yeah. The outfits can make some of them seem sexier than they actually are.

  • @mrdavidashley6892
    @mrdavidashley6892 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4634

    "if you don't think i can catch fish then you don't respect me. you gotta smell fish on me so you can act right" THEE TRUEST WORDS EVER SPOKEN....JESUS!

    • @anthonyallen9671
      @anthonyallen9671 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Word✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

    • @franklinbadge1215
      @franklinbadge1215 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @GravityLee
      What is a beta male?

    • @orbitalsummer
      @orbitalsummer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@franklinbadge1215 u serious?

    • @franklinbadge1215
      @franklinbadge1215 6 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      ​@@orbitalsummer
      It's just kind of confusing to me, because nobody is explicitly alpha or beta, they just have some combination of characteristics from both. Some people who exert beta attributes end up becoming leaders in certain fields. And while chicks indubitably dig confidence, different women find different things to love in different people. There's no behavior that gets you 100% success with all women. So I feel like the alpha beta thing is just a really clumsy labeling method that doesn't explain much about a person, or their prospects of finding love or success. It's also not based on anything in nature. The person who originally reported the alpha behavior in wolves went on to say he was completely wrong about it, and disavowed the terminology he coined.

    • @johnjackson9767
      @johnjackson9767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      franklinbadge1215 Wow. Fascinating.

  • @Dancingwithclyde
    @Dancingwithclyde 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    All these years later and I still revisit patrice. Miss that guy

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      For real man

    • @ran8108
      @ran8108 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Same, I watch this special periodically. It’s literally therapy

  • @carlfernandes4849
    @carlfernandes4849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7834

    This guy was so politically incorrect he’d have a field day in this era. One of the best comedians ever.

    • @whitenoise3447
      @whitenoise3447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      newer comedians should take note

    • @ph-yd3sr
      @ph-yd3sr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      THE best, at least in the discussion had he been around longer. RIP you funny bastard we need you in 2019

    • @dumb_as_rocks
      @dumb_as_rocks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@roypinas2102 the fuck you mean he wasnt familiar with simple concepts. im sure he came to those observations without "integrating" or some of your nerd shit because of how erudite he was

    • @markdelgado7130
      @markdelgado7130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Politics does not mix with human emotion

    • @RmnGnzlz
      @RmnGnzlz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@markdelgado7130 You don't understand politics, it's literally the opposite.

  • @gar783
    @gar783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    I'm 60 years old and I've seen them all he is truly without a doubt one of the top 10 best comedians to ever touch the microphone

    • @rosshaugh2640
      @rosshaugh2640 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I second that. The man was absolutely brilliant. My mate saw him in Dublin and thought he was the best stand up he’d ever seen. Still does.

  • @jakep1979
    @jakep1979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3177

    Patrice would have slayed today with his comedy if he were still alive

    • @MUFFINHEAD1985
      @MUFFINHEAD1985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      He would be censored at every turn. You can't say anything anymore.

    • @pesho5370
      @pesho5370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      ...You mean if comedy was still alive. RIP Patrice. What a legend.

    • @samfisher2306
      @samfisher2306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@MUFFINHEAD1985 you got it man. He'd lose venues and sponsors...sad

    • @MUFFINHEAD1985
      @MUFFINHEAD1985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@samfisher2306 He'll be remembered for years to come though. He took on typical source for a black comedian "race" jokes but it was original. Unreal. His Black Phillips Show segments are a bible for any man wanting to learn how women are wired. The man was a sage, closer to Aristotle than to Pryor.

    • @samfisher2306
      @samfisher2306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MUFFINHEAD1985 been listening to those while cleaning "both" cars during weekends if you get my drift. He's too good it's very frightening!

  • @bigcohiba298
    @bigcohiba298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    That fish analogy arguably the greatest known to man

    • @oahts5906
      @oahts5906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So funny and true. Grizzlies working with salmon 😂

    • @justayoutuber1906
      @justayoutuber1906 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      arguably? That means people don't agree

    • @ryanwilliams4951
      @ryanwilliams4951 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Indeed😂

    • @jaredmead7391
      @jaredmead7391 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the salmon dipped in honey. he laughed at his own joke .

  • @EscApiNgTheVoiD
    @EscApiNgTheVoiD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3080

    I miss this guy, especially the world we're living in.

    • @BRM101
      @BRM101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The VoiD me too

    • @lilgremlin6222
      @lilgremlin6222 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      all the amazing people who make this world better always die way too early because life wants us to suffer

    • @lablunt6190
      @lablunt6190 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We need him back :(

    • @srpdesigns
      @srpdesigns 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The VoiD ...EHH HIGH I WAS WONDERING IF YOUR GONNA BE FISHING HERE NEXT WEEK...That delivery has to one of the all time best in stand up comedy!!!...Sounded like that's when the crowd started to really erupt with laughter!!!!

    • @lefty_rios
      @lefty_rios 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yea :/

  • @Dmhlcmb
    @Dmhlcmb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    I’m genuinely sad this man isn’t around anymore.

    • @hmackprotection1
      @hmackprotection1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Derek Holcomb same here Brotha

    • @AnthonyMckinney-yu4lk
      @AnthonyMckinney-yu4lk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too

    • @natashabrooks4188
      @natashabrooks4188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      💯

    • @hannimic2430
      @hannimic2430 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hell yeah the guy is the best comedian I have ever seen in my life man

    • @texanology
      @texanology 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I always wonder what Patrice would have to say about everything that's going on today.

  • @47Prosteam
    @47Prosteam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    We’ll never see another Partice in our lifetime. Nothing funnier than the naked truth and nobody told the truth more boldly than Patrice.
    He was brilliant

    • @MegaOhhboy
      @MegaOhhboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well we got corey Holcomb now

    • @akiman712
      @akiman712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Chapelle does the same. But Patrice is the guy you would expect to talk crap lol

    • @MegaTeeruk
      @MegaTeeruk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Amdrew Shulz is a contender.

    • @with_palo
      @with_palo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That would be Dave Chappelle

    • @robertjohnson3786
      @robertjohnson3786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You got that right. Sadly we will never see his likes again. I hope we can save all we can of him.

  • @hugonongbri8100
    @hugonongbri8100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    The sport fishing bit is one of the most genius in comedy history. Patrice was at the top of his game here 🤣🤣

  • @KM-pn1vk
    @KM-pn1vk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1578

    HUMAN RESOURCES! The grizzly bear just did grizzly bear stuff!
    LMFAO

    • @matabas_1209
      @matabas_1209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Ignacio Varga still one of the best structured jokes I’ve ever heard

    • @pudder68
      @pudder68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@matabas_1209 that bit is a masterpiece

    • @DaygoG
      @DaygoG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The nerve

    • @cherylvaughn2215
      @cherylvaughn2215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I've watched this clip a thousand times! And that joke just hit me!!

    • @musicboi23
      @musicboi23 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      09

  • @honeyblade5243
    @honeyblade5243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    You know I can’t count how many times I’ve seen this special. Each time is funnier and funnier, miss you Patrice.

  • @naeso9994
    @naeso9994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    He was to raw for the world. R.I.P

    • @kathryn3950
      @kathryn3950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      naeso9 9 We really need him though. He totally changed how I look at comedy. Now, if somebody makes a “offensive” joke I just laugh and let it go. He wasn’t preaching policy. Check out the Patrice Areas of America video

    • @CaptainxCaos
      @CaptainxCaos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      #meto

  • @dr.j7542
    @dr.j7542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "...is that how you treat ALL the fish!!!???"
    That my friends is one of the greatest single lines that ive heard in a stand up so far!

  • @TheRealDarrylStrawberry
    @TheRealDarrylStrawberry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    the whole fish thing is insanely brilliant.

  • @32a34a
    @32a34a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Elephant in the Room needs to be added to The National Recording Registry in the
    Library of Congress its just that good.

  • @IRON5
    @IRON5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1877

    This man's brilliance is really missed. This segment is so on point right now especially with all this gender wars going on.

    • @amandasmith3504
      @amandasmith3504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Don't let it get you down. The most obnoxious women are always the loudest. There are still normal women out there. ;)

    • @JamesWilliams-cy1xl
      @JamesWilliams-cy1xl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IRON5 i

    • @cuchulainn9819
      @cuchulainn9819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Amanda Smith oh another bitch pulling the manipulating tactics, NAWALT bullshit, wrong ALL women are like that, dont fall for these tactics my brothers...nothing but wolves in sheeps clothing....just remember this: never try to understand women, women understand women and they hate each other, go MGTOW, its the only way to protect your sanity and your resources, remember they need us more than we need them, the juice isnt worth the squeeze

    • @isosta2373
      @isosta2373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@cuchulainn9819 lmfaooo

    • @nofybn7794
      @nofybn7794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@cuchulainn9819 SEXIST AND WRONG! Wrong, you need us more. You wouldn't be alive, a woman gave you life!! Women went first for thinking what you guys think, it's not worth it. Much more so!!

  • @DubbleTee
    @DubbleTee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    13:28 "Hi, I'm white lady"
    That fkn WRECKED ME.

  •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    No wonder comics revere this guy...his material is gold, Jerry...gold!

    • @IAmRapture
      @IAmRapture 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Glad I’m not the only one who peppers that quote in from time to time

    • @banderas2000
      @banderas2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @j Smith seinfeld is classic. don't hate. o neal is legend. keep the hate in your bubble

    • @banderas2000
      @banderas2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @j Smith awh you go emotional lol. save your tears for another day kiddo.

    • @banderas2000
      @banderas2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @j Smith tell me boy. does the position of attention elude you? i can crack a joke better than u ever could lol. this is chess comedy. stay with checkers kiddo.

    • @banderas2000
      @banderas2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @j Smith have a period emotional boy lol.

  • @IamBOGARDSTYLEZ11
    @IamBOGARDSTYLEZ11 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The whole world is missing this dude!! Rest In peace 👑👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @justinwilson2025
    @justinwilson2025 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1050

    This dude was so underrated. Such a shame he let Diabetes get the best of him. I feel his best was still yet to come.

    • @Woudloper
      @Woudloper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Reginald Lovely Stroke because of high BP and uncontrolled diabetes

    • @dmel26
      @dmel26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I felt like a part of the reason this one was so good is bc he felt like the end might be close. He certainly talked about it often

    • @blackice7317
      @blackice7317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Renowned as one of the greatest comedians. "Underrated"...

    • @TA-tg1cf
      @TA-tg1cf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Dario DeNiro you should look up the definition of a word you don't understand, BEFORE commenting on it. Could change your life.
      Just saying

    • @rossedwardmiller
      @rossedwardmiller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Top 10 all time
      Tell everyone you know and he won't be underrated

  • @jhgfdsertuiokjhg
    @jhgfdsertuiokjhg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1630

    The greatest comedic tragedy is that Patrice passed before the metoo movement

    • @zyckzyck6822
      @zyckzyck6822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Words can not express how right you are.

    • @kangahmtl2n
      @kangahmtl2n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Makes me wanna cry

    • @agfb4039
      @agfb4039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      OMG YES BRO

    • @uzielolivas1967
      @uzielolivas1967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The metoo movement took him out ..lol

    • @thragg00
      @thragg00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Uziel Olivas what a plot twist😂

  • @FPSDALLAS
    @FPSDALLAS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    When Patrice died the rules of comedy died with him... no one today has a spine/balls like him.

    • @Bossin1Secondpage
      @Bossin1Secondpage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      pat-man Corey Holcomb is the only one.

    • @poerava
      @poerava 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah we do. We just know more than we did then. This comes with its pros and cons.
      Good comedians evolve and don’t blame people for not laughing at their jokes.

    • @stacyhunt1173
      @stacyhunt1173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Dave Chappelle does, he is the GOAT

    • @KAD10895
      @KAD10895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pc culture took over in 2012 just after his death.

    • @dwightsim8535
      @dwightsim8535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Him and Paul Moonie alway told it like it was. They will be missed

  • @KaninTuzi
    @KaninTuzi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1651

    “Would you risk everything for that passed out girl behind a dumpster?” *Brock Turner has left the chat*

    • @importantmancommenting9336
      @importantmancommenting9336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Exactly what I thought when I heard that joke

    • @chocol8pooh130
      @chocol8pooh130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Charlie Andor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣‼️

    • @coreybanks4943
      @coreybanks4943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Charlie Andor “this guy isnt even that funny” - Brock

    • @krispybananaz
      @krispybananaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It would be brock turner has entered the chat

    • @zer0kelvin511
      @zer0kelvin511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yooooo 😭😂

  • @stevet6665
    @stevet6665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +964

    This guy should have been a professor of gender studies when he was alive.

    • @loudmellearningtobeloud5989
      @loudmellearningtobeloud5989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Check the radio segments👍🏿. gold

    • @1q3er5
      @1q3er5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@loudmellearningtobeloud5989 this guy was red pill before red pill was even a word for real...

    • @toplad8113
      @toplad8113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@1q3er5 Red Pill was a thing for a while. It just got popularized because of YT content creators and Reddit communities. It probably didn't have the name "red pill" tho.

    • @younglove3362
      @younglove3362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just go mgtow. That breaks nearly every thing down.

    • @WingChunGungFu
      @WingChunGungFu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Only legitimate gender studies class on earth from him

  • @oilplumber123
    @oilplumber123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    The Grizzly Bear and the salmon dipped in honey shit was freaken golden too. Man I miss him 🙏

  • @Seriona1
    @Seriona1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Patrice, we fucking need you now more than ever.

  • @dlxinfinite7098
    @dlxinfinite7098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I just discovered Patrice. This is one of the most daring and brilliant sets ever.

  • @shawnsohayda8988
    @shawnsohayda8988 7 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Every once in awhile he would laugh at what he was saying. Patrice had the most wonderful contagious laugh. And he was funny as a motherfucker.

  • @bolow
    @bolow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "Why can't I harass you?" - P.O

  • @076657
    @076657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    This guy is now my father figure.

    • @KxngEst
      @KxngEst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      We are brothers!!!

    • @kathypetersen2447
      @kathypetersen2447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because raping women is ok if you show your friends how dumpster diving for passed out or dead women is funny?

    • @jacoblevenson7934
      @jacoblevenson7934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@kathypetersen2447 yes

    • @ruebascu
      @ruebascu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@kathypetersen2447 stfu

    • @MyPronounsISwhom
      @MyPronounsISwhom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey, brother

  • @RMR1
    @RMR1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Patrice was consistently ranked as one of the best comedians -- by other comedians. That says a lot right there. The guy could make you laugh hysterically with nothing more than a slight nod of his head or twitch of his eyebrow. Genius.

    • @haroun1329
      @haroun1329 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was underrated just like Greg Giraldo who passed away a year prior. A comics comic.

  • @michaeldonley7741
    @michaeldonley7741 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1171

    She need to smell fish on you so she know you can still catch fish💪😎 pure game right there...

    • @mr.speyside5240
      @mr.speyside5240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He understood it

    • @alexhennigh5242
      @alexhennigh5242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      He speaking the game like he wrote the rules

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's true too

    • @chrissams6230
      @chrissams6230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yup

    • @Kingbyrd5
      @Kingbyrd5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What does this mean 😩

  • @waqarghulam3548
    @waqarghulam3548 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is best comedy I ever heard, so glad found this genius.

  • @vurbzfenomeno
    @vurbzfenomeno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    "Oh my God!, the grisly bear just did grizzly bear stuff" 😂😂

  • @stephenwhelan2673
    @stephenwhelan2673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I've only recently discovered this GENIUS...and it's terrible what we lost. But what hurts me most is that it's going to get to the stage when I've watched everything from him on youtube. No more new material. Rip you absolute legend

    • @jmlkhan5153
      @jmlkhan5153 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its okay, little brother. The black phillip show is timeless. You can, and MUST, listen to the whole thing multiple times for it to really sink in.

  • @dirtyserg
    @dirtyserg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    "so. you. can. act. right." I say this regularly.

    • @ragantate3995
      @ragantate3995 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      But if a woman says those same words, the perspective changes.

  • @Hexxicano
    @Hexxicano ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "Hi, I'm white lady..." Gets me every time...LOL

    • @Zeal808
      @Zeal808 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lol

  • @ShahryarKhan-KHANSOLO-
    @ShahryarKhan-KHANSOLO- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Damn, this was hands-down THE best comedy segment I've ever watched 😂 Pure genius. My stomach will keep hurting till tomorrow. Daaaaayyyuuuumm. Ugggghhh.

  • @mrbrightside7193
    @mrbrightside7193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    As a woman, I find this to be one of the funniest things ever. And he did it in a tasteful way! It makes me so sad and angry that he is gone! I wish to God that he was still here and that I could see him!!!!

    • @suqmaddiqq
      @suqmaddiqq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Enemy Of moron What? 😂

    • @dominicabollig1918
      @dominicabollig1918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree, he is spitting 🔥

  • @davewolf6256
    @davewolf6256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "There's a pencil sticking out of his faaaaaace." That was when I realized, Patrice O'Neal can make the most random shit into the funniest thing ever!

  • @ChrisR395
    @ChrisR395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    We can only be grateful that so much of his material is online for free for us to enjoy. A true comic genius

  • @joedoubleyouem5873
    @joedoubleyouem5873 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    that sport fishing analogy is spot on.

  • @twoodbeats
    @twoodbeats ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Patrice was god-level and it was not even close

    • @anarcho-communist11
      @anarcho-communist11 ปีที่แล้ว

      I watch his stuff from time to time when I want to remember how lucky I am to be a single woman.

  • @hmackprotection1
    @hmackprotection1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Rest In Peace Great One

  • @Sammo212
    @Sammo212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This is legitimately in my top 3 favorite comedy specials of all time.

  • @SamuelHallEngland
    @SamuelHallEngland 7 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    So far ahead of his time!

    • @bruhhh._.150
      @bruhhh._.150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He Should've been living in this time when we need him need most

    • @JamesSmith-vr4vb
      @JamesSmith-vr4vb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For real

  • @ANGELCITY323
    @ANGELCITY323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The Tuesday before Thanksgiving 2019...it’s going down!!

  • @D1987Gd
    @D1987Gd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    It's like letting grizzly bears work with salmon... dipped in honey. ..😂😂😂

  • @fluffyelephant32
    @fluffyelephant32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    “IS THAT HOW YOU TREAT ALL THIS FISH” One of the truest analogies I’ve ever heard 2:25

  • @evansteinberg
    @evansteinberg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    So proud to have represented him from 1999-2007

    • @ComedyTrip
      @ComedyTrip  5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jason Steinberg you are lucky, I would have been happy to have had even a few minutes of interaction with Patrice, even if it was him savagely making fun of me, I would have laughed my ass off. I have seen some of the greatest of all time live, but I wish I had seen Patrice on a stage more than anyone.

    • @theemancipator2266
      @theemancipator2266 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jason Steinberg.... 10,000 emails and nobody showed up to this mfr. He emailed me four times ni...gga - Patrice O'Neal

  • @ShinkuGouki
    @ShinkuGouki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    "Men working with women is like putting grisly bears with honey-covered salmon"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @soakedbearrd
      @soakedbearrd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Truth

    • @Nokss_20
      @Nokss_20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @h.e.pennypacker4567
      @h.e.pennypacker4567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep! 😆

    • @jacksun23
      @jacksun23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      6:24 u got it backwards mate. If you’re gonna quote a dead comic, so some respect and get it right

    • @mosthated.e.2422
      @mosthated.e.2422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      💀💀💀

  • @o0o-jd-o0o95
    @o0o-jd-o0o95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    These jokes in this video are definitely on the very top of my list of favorite jokes of all time. Every time I watch them they are no less hilarious. I laugh my ass off every time. So funny I often have aftershock laughs .. you know when you're done laughing but you still have little small laughs for a few minutes afterwards.... I call them laughtershocks lol

    • @ComedyTrip
      @ComedyTrip  ปีที่แล้ว

      Keep watching, keep laughing, nothing better than having a good laugh at some genius comedy

  • @chevalierjd
    @chevalierjd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    God I miss Patrice so much. This dude has me in stitches everytime. And he made everyone laugh. RIP, brother!

    • @psychedelicfright85
      @psychedelicfright85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The world needs him so badly now more than ever.

  • @cheezeeanyone
    @cheezeeanyone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So grateful for You Tube. Long live Patrice

  • @gammasmash1924
    @gammasmash1924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    One of the best stand up specials ever. Easily top 5.

  • @srikanthboddapati3832
    @srikanthboddapati3832 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That animal joke is one of the funniest bits of stand up I’ve ever heard. RIP to this legend.

  • @jonwhite549
    @jonwhite549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I remember the animal commercials. The song they would play was “in the arms of an angel”

  • @jdb79jdb79
    @jdb79jdb79 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Why can't I haaarrraass you, I can never harass you" omfg rofl

  • @ourtime-downhere6931
    @ourtime-downhere6931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    THE funniest comedian of his generation, possibly funniest of his lifetime. Absolute genius.

  • @grindhard4899
    @grindhard4899 7 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Today is Harassment Day!!!! R. I. P PATRICE

    • @VikingMuayThai
      @VikingMuayThai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's coming up next week, don't forget guys!

    • @nolandoubleu9179
      @nolandoubleu9179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anthony Fights I watched this for the first time just in time to catch it lol

    • @Stbuster31
      @Stbuster31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2019 was a great year!

    • @jodystarks6936
      @jodystarks6936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so close to this year's harrasment day

    • @claybourdo9913
      @claybourdo9913 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jodystarks6936 It's Harrassment Day Eve!

  • @Tes-qe1jc
    @Tes-qe1jc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He is now part of my life. Love you Patrice! Miss you soooo much brother.

  • @GuyOfAbsoluteTerror
    @GuyOfAbsoluteTerror 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This Dude Was A God Walking In A Comedians Body 🐐🐐

  • @rightyourwrong
    @rightyourwrong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    an analogy joke is the best. and the longer you can take it is amazing

  • @LyndaGFavorites
    @LyndaGFavorites 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I had to watch this video again. His genius was unmatched. I miss him so much. 😢 others have tried, but only a handful were this authentic, and naturally funny. He truly had a gift.

  • @alexhennigh5242
    @alexhennigh5242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Blows my mind that the first time I saw him was on one of those early 2000s VH1 compilation shows like Best Week Ever. Never in a million years could I have ever imagined he'd low key become one of the best comics for ever do it. Rest easy big guy.

  • @samfisher2306
    @samfisher2306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    "Dave! immediately" lol soooooo true

    • @Ramah71
      @Ramah71 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "What the f- what does she want... NOW?" I am deceased lmfao

    • @CDbiggen
      @CDbiggen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honestly me in my last relationship 😆

    • @newera5238
      @newera5238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I was married 14 years, that's some real stuff 😂😂😂😂.

    • @MyPronounsISwhom
      @MyPronounsISwhom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I've been healthy and happy and single for years and I got a shiver down my spine in remembrance of those days

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      PTSD.

  • @usgalsen
    @usgalsen 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The Best and funniest in the game. Left way too soon. RIP, O'Neal! Elephant in the Room is a classic to me.

  • @guillemmm3530
    @guillemmm3530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I've been whatching this monologues over and over again. I just enjoy it every time. It's so honest. It's brutal. This man cures such a scary amount of resentment/represed emotions I have...
    Thank for such an awesome emotional inteligence and fearless honesty, wherever you are at, man.
    Cheers from Spain.

  • @faithdillon2775
    @faithdillon2775 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just happens to be the Tuesday before thanksgiving 😂😂

  • @Crumponalog
    @Crumponalog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "There's a pencil sticking out of his fa-a-ace . . ." I died when he sang that.

  • @HurricaneJD
    @HurricaneJD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This set by Patrice O'Neal is in my top five all time favorite comedy sets ever

  • @randyh.7782
    @randyh.7782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "Hi! I was wondering if you're gonna be fishing here again next week"?
    "Yeah! For other fish. Get off my boat!"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @royshuler7046
      @royshuler7046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @battleaxe5518
    @battleaxe5518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Haven’t laughed this hard in a long time! The whole workplace harassment day segment was gold!

  • @kalinlee3792
    @kalinlee3792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    You a fish that jump back on the boat...😂😂😂😂😂💀im dead

    • @markprater1
      @markprater1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Saw him live in 2008. One of the best live shows ever!

  • @warsameawale5449
    @warsameawale5449 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    3:04 ABSOLUTELY correct. Women have ALWAYS been attracted to what other women have. Why you think that when you're single no girl approaches you but, when you're in a relationship they come by the bus load? They're fueled by jealously, competition, and what they don't have.

  • @markhorne6020
    @markhorne6020 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Terrelle was completely grossed out about the chair sniff 😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol ❤❤❤❤

  • @One.Cor.Productions
    @One.Cor.Productions หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The way Patrice drags out “Nooooow” makes the joke funnier! @3:45

  • @bignacio87
    @bignacio87 7 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    Devil tongue kissing jackal in the mouth lmao

    • @BASEDinMaine
      @BASEDinMaine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      bignacio87 i busted a gut at that

    • @lamarkpowells
      @lamarkpowells 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The way he said that made me piss myself

    • @zaytiggy3715
      @zaytiggy3715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂🤣🤣😂

    • @tmoney2418
      @tmoney2418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo 🤣

    • @soakedbearrd
      @soakedbearrd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I heard it in black israelite lol

  • @christopherreed07
    @christopherreed07 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Between Ralphy May & Patrice O'Neal, got me through some tough times. Miss both...

  • @castro_d-_-b
    @castro_d-_-b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Always find my way back to this legend man, love him fr who else wish this man was here in 2020
    🔽

  • @FoxHuntJuJu
    @FoxHuntJuJu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Tongue kissing a JACKAL in the mouth. Lol that one gets me every time

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix ปีที่แล้ว

      "DIRTY WHITE BITCH!"
      The way he says that kills me 🤣

  • @roaminghomosapiens7399
    @roaminghomosapiens7399 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I just came across this genius. I've seriously been missing out

  • @richthepup
    @richthepup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I dont understand how I can have seen this 10 times and still die like i just heard the jokes.

  • @teej6123
    @teej6123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "Hi, I'm white lady."
    Killed me 😂😂😂

  • @xogueragamez4856
    @xogueragamez4856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    One of the GREATEST stand ups ever. Truly Comedy Gold!!

  • @Mazxlol
    @Mazxlol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Love and miss Patrice, he was one great dude

  • @jusrarsh4109
    @jusrarsh4109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Patrice was super legendary. Wow

  • @odin1185
    @odin1185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    A prophet taken way before his time. We so need him now.

  • @aliahspirituality
    @aliahspirituality 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    EVERY minute of this was pure gold! Why have I never watched his stuff before. LEGEND

  • @toobasaurus23
    @toobasaurus23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Patrice would be gold in this era. Miss him lots.

  • @George_Costanza
    @George_Costanza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    im actually watching this on the Tuesday before Thanksgiving

  • @andreo.7633
    @andreo.7633 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "happy harassment day" lmao

  • @merrylderrickson3147
    @merrylderrickson3147 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    picking back up on and then repurposing fish for another metaphor about the workplace and grizzly bears could only ever have come from a truly brilliant mind. the fact that he was blessed with such powerhouse charisma and impeccable comedic timing on top of it is why this man is a generational talent.
    Far too often we see brilliant comedians who're unafraid of talking about anything taken far too young

  • @Igornopolis
    @Igornopolis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Gold indeed. Patrice was so unique. So clever and honest. Rest in peace, bra

  • @loganmcleod141
    @loganmcleod141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Hi, I'm white lady." How could you keep a straight face? Legend