@@999------ exactly what i thought also, best bet they will get relagated, worst they will finish only above Norwich and when they go down the owners will sell the club to mike ashley for 50million pounds
@@akamiguelsanchez9985 because he's a pretty crap footballer. Passion and putting a shift in isn't enough. His defensive positioning is atrocious, so we get bombarded down the left - made worse by ASM not defending
Isco would fit Newcastle like a glove. He's virtually been frozen out the squad at Madrid and he's basically won everything, so he's gonna try and get a last big contract
@@ImmuneGEORGE I think you're being incredibly ambitious and/or self righteous if you think Newcastle aren't gonna recruit lazy mercenaries who are looking to make a quick buck. If history tells us anything, they're actually the first type of players you'll attract.
Almiron at a lower level is more than a one-dimensional player, but he's really just an impact player at the premier league level. I wouldn't be surprised to see a move to the Netherlands or potentially even back to America if he wants regular first-team football. He's great at a level where his creativity is allowed to show, and he's shown with extended success in North America that he's capable of a physical style of play, but in the Prem his creativity is limited and he's more of a speedy good on the ball sort. He has goals in him, potentially even on the big stage, but I think he plays best when he's one of the best players on the pitch.
@@grantreill1966 "but I think he plays best when he's one of the best players on the pitch." erm....... yeah....... isn't that true of everyone? You should see me when I play with my brother and his 10 years old mates, They don't stand a chance
@@benjog26 yes, I worded it poorly. It's more to say that when he's the focus of play and everything runs through him he plays well. When he's the go-to outlet for creativity, and he's got the backing of the management, he plays well. He's just not a quality Premiership player because it appears he doesn't like to be a role player.
@@MichaelH3948 azpi is 5'10 5'11 and his best position is at RCB wide centerback role, height doesn't really matter at the 3 atb system if you have two other tall defenders
To be fair, Coutinho played as an attacking 8 on the left side in Liverpool when we had the Fab 4, and he did a good job of pressing the ball and progressing the play. And of course his screamers when around the box. He could do well with a powerful midfield around him, he just needs his confidence back. Provided Newcastle stay up this season lol
Pretty baffled that you highlight Lascelles as one to keep when he's probably our worst centre back. He is English, I guess, which helps for accountingy reasons.
The content on here is always so informative and well done, all very well thought through and its so clear that time has been invested in making each video, but it is honestly really hard to watch.
Problem is he was one of the main men on loan at villa and he was awful after the first 3-4 games he played, very good player on his day though so I do hope he can make something of himself
Yep, I laughed out loud when Lascelles was included in the 'good players'. ASM, Wilson and Dubs for sure are our best three players. I'd chuck Willock and Almiron in the second tier of half decent attacking squad players. Fernandez has probably been the most consistent defender, I'd hold on to Schar just in case we start playing decent football as he could be useful as a ball player at the back. Clark, Ritchie, Hayden, Manquillo, Dummett are all good lads who deserve a pat on the back but let's be fair, they're championship quality. Shelvey and Joelinton are two weird ones, I think there's a player in Jo under the right manager, maybe not a starter but he has some attributes just needs some guidance. Shelvey I'd be shifting on, complete luxury player but like Schar could benefit from having some decent players around him and a good manager in the short term.
I mean we cant forget also that the plan here for the club is to just avoid relegation, so a lot of players in that club are imo good enough to do just that under a competent manager. Playera like Schar, Jamal Lewis, Hayden, Almiron are not bad players. But I do agree that a RM and a RB are a priority.
Schar I've commented elsewhere, under a decent manager and playing in a more expressive side should be our best CB. He overplays a bit for the way we play atm and can only really play as one of the three CBs as he needs that cover. Lewis, I'm yet to see any positives from him but he's young and under the right manager who knows, Almiron is a grafter and should always remain as at least a squad player. I'd be looking to move Hayden on, great servant much like many of the lads (Clarke, Ritchie, Lascelles etc) but he needs to be replaced with someone better on the ball. Always said if you could combine Hayden and Shelvey you'd have a a decent Prem player.
@@dddgtsd Yes! Agree with all your points. Schär gets regurlarly picked for Switzerland and shows his qualities. If it turns out to be Eddie Howe, I wouldn't be too surprised if we see him at least get a chance. Hayden & Lewis were more a point about being good enough to avoid relegation, but yes obviously long term they should be replaced.
Newcastle don’t have too much “pull” right now so I don’t think they will get names such as dembele and coutinho but if they bring in fringe players from other clubs that will improve them making their pull bigger and then they can go in for bigger name players
Callum Hudson Odoi on loan would be another option that would keep them up and not break the bank. Would give him game time to get a better chance at the starting 11 for both club and Country going into a world cup year while bumping up his value for Chelsea if he decided he wanted to leave by end of the season. That is if Chelsea would let him go for 6 months on a title challenging season.
Your merch shanty somehow blends Mighty Boosh’s Old Greg and Crack Fox, producing something both sexy and chilling at the same time. I am nearly persuaded to buy the most useless item after falling under your spell.
yep, I think it's too late by January unfortunately, if we want quality it'll be loan signings sadly as no one will want to sign for a doomed club who will be relegated soon. Might have to start buying ready for next season.
Schar can play out from the back but only when he is on the pitch! He should be playing instead of Lascelles. Fernandez should also be played...our two best CBs are on the bench!
Agreed. We need a whole philosophy change to make the best of the players we currently have. Even Joelinton plays well in a possession-based setup (and not as a lone striker).
Agreed Fernandez has been our most consistent CB over the past few years. Schar is our best footballer at the back for sure but needs to be in the right system, hoping with a new manager he could be revitalised because I bloody loved him during the Rafa years.
I think you guys are underestimating just how much of a beast has been created here. Absolutely anyone is a potential target, mbappe, halland, salah, ANYONE!!! You know how money talks.
I'd personally go for a couple of centre backs and a high quality DM, maybe something like Rob Holding, Tarkowsky and if you could make a statement signing like Calvin Philips or something that'd be amazing.
Among others, I added Gravenberch, Neres, Dest, Lisandro Martínez, Marcus Edwards, Declan Rice, Karsdorp, Rensch, Isak .... in the FM22 Beta. Yes I'm failing FFP for the CL *and* the English League, how did you know
Why would Declan Rice go there? He’s a Chelsea fan, will only leave West Ham for Chelsea. Plus West Ham have a much better team, and just got a load of cash
pretty much what I commented above - full backs for sure and a strong core. If we spend 100m and still have Ritchie playing full back, the new manager needs to be sacked haha.
Can't help thinking that Zlatan could probably be tempted from Milan and being from Sweden he will be fine with the weather! If the Trippier rumours are true then that is a great start. But what they need to do is to derail their rivals for relegation, Norwich are down regardless of who they sell or sign so i would buy the following: Tarkowski from Burnley, Sarr from Watford, Bertrand from Southampton, Dallas from Leeds and Bissouma from Brighton - it'll cost them north of £250m but add those players to Newcastle and they have a decent squad and very good first choice XI.
The real issue I see is that come January, Newcastle may still be propping up the bottom of the table and it will be hard to convince the kind of exceptionally talented players that Newcastle need to come join a relegation fight already in progress with the very real prospect, not of playing Champions League football next season, but of playing in the Championship instead.
Someone mentioned Barkley, he'd be a good signing. Any of the CBs mentioned in the video. Surely a left back would be high on the prio list. Ben Davies from Spurs, maybe. Ramsey is a good shout. I'd probably leave the attack for now, tbh. You can come back to that later, but ASM, Fraser, Wilson and Amiron have enough about them to do a job until the summer. So prioritise a CB, a LB, a RB, and a central mid. But I think the bigger problem Newcastle have is coaching: it's not been good enough. IMO, Hayden, Willock, Lascelles are good enough for the PL, but they're not at the level they should be. And Newcastle are being carried by ASM and Wilson.
In his defence, he a) reliably crosses a ball well to the point that he's one of Newcastle's most effective creative outlets and b) makes a huge difference in motivation. The team's a lot more aggressive and willing to fight with him shouting at everyone on the pitch. and c) He's also somehow a better defender than Jamal Lewis, despite being a very very makeshift LWB. We desperately need someone better than him but it's worth bearing in mind what he *does* bring to the table too, which is more than his below par wingback performance.
If Newcastle want to be in Europe soon they'll not only need to look at home grown English players, but ones that developed through Newcastle, as you need at least 4 in a 25 man squad - currently they have the Longstaffs and Woodman, so it might be worth looking into ex-Newcastle players that they could tempt back. Tavernier or Mbabu at RB would be an upgrade on Manquillo, and up front, Toney and Adam Armstrong would probably cost a lot more but would provide better depth than Joelinton and Gayle
Loftus-Cheek would fit Newcastle perfectly imo. He's shown glimpses of real quality playing for Chelsea this season, but he's not really commanding a guaranteed place on a teamsheet that's already *stacked* with brilliant midfielders. He's English, premier-league quality and a player that Chelsea would certainly consider selling. I'd say that Marcelo Brozovic is an outside bet, but unlikely. He's quality and is probably holding out for a bigger team e.g. Utd or Liverpool to come get him in the summer instead.
Burnley fan here. Tarkowski may be one of the most underrated players in the Premier League. He is an incredibly consistent defender who makes very solid tackles. This entire season he has been stunning to watch. I will not be surprised if New Castle buys him and he becomes a staple to their team. He will be sorely missed by the Clarets, and we’re lucky to have Nathan Collins ready to fill his shoes.
Needs to be run through a trial first… but Jack Wilshere? Could bridge the gap during the transition period, PL tested, and the free transfer is appealing.
absolutely not, there is a reason no one is touching him - the guy is done unfortunately - he was obviously a great player but he would be way too much of a risk.
Another points need to consider is whether the players have some images they want to keep. We knew about Newcastle new owner and we knew the reputation they have. Players that want to keep their images or very aware about that will probably stay away from joining Newcastle.
TIFO must be simultaneously one of the most fun and one of the most frustrating places to work in journalism... Fun cos you can play around, experiment, and so on. And frustrating cos when you're trying to get into detail and seriousness and deep tactical analysis and such, it can be derailed at any moment by a mention of ghosts or Joe wanting to be specific (in general) or by TIFO merch... For this one, yeah will be interesting to see how Newcastle go. Lots of solid potential players there but they'll cost decent money.
tbh I think Newcastle should focus on these two points: a few experienced players and more local talents if you want long-term development (1): Ramsey, Ox, Zaha, Lingard, or even Kane (2): Maitland-niles, Eze, Mitchell/Thomas, Aarons, Cantwell Also, I think we shouldn't get too overwhelmed by the amount of money they have although they really have a lot. Players like Dembele, Coutinho and Brozovic sound unrealistic to me
Works hard and has a bit of creativity (compared to the rest), he's also quick so good late in games. I'd agree underrated but he's not gonna be making the starting line up once we make a few signings you'd hope.
There are so many good players not getting game time. Ramsey, lingardinho, and a defender would make them mid table immediately for less than £100m in transfer fees. Ramsey would cost bugger all because he’s on stupid wages.
As a toon fan I have been looking at video (like this), was wondering about this page as I've never heard of it before. 2 mins in I realised just why I've never heard of it. For this guy to say "Keep Lacelles" is crazy, he is the worst CB we have. Fernandez and Clark are better, even Schar is better. Manquillo I've never rated but is 1 of few multiple goal scorers we have this year and is a FB. Ox at Pool a very good shout too, I get keeping Longstaff but wouldn't be sad if he left. I've said we keep - Darlow Dubravka Willock Wilson ASM The rest can go.
I'd keep Almíron too. He performs better with Paraguay than with us, which tells me we're the problem, not him. Arguably the same can be said for Joelinton (though for Hoffenheim, rather than Brazil, obviously).
@@KindredBrujah Almiron spends more time falling over looking for free kicks, hate the way he goes goes about it. Joelinton......well I really don't know there
Callum McGregor I don't think is a feasible option for anyone atm. Fantastic player but just signed a new contract, is the captain of Celtic, half way through a really important season for Celtic and also in interviews saying he wants to retire at the club. Maybe a summer buy at best, but I don't think anyone is getting him in winter.
maybe just because i've watched 2 years of cabbageball, but isaac hayden is underrated, if someone like gattuso comes in, hayden could be a key player for us
Hayden was absolutely solid for a couple of years but like the rest of them has slowly regressed. He was a key component in the defensive structure that Rafa established.
Since Erling Haaland seems to be available and wants out of Borussia Dortmund perhaps after the season is over the Magpies could sign him as an upgrade over Allan Saint-Maximin. Allan could come off the bench instead perhaps.
If i want to starting build a decent squad with big money, just like i did in FM, i would always look for PSG, or Man City bench first, i mean they have amazing bench players just sitting there wanting free money, look at Lucas Moura, Digne, Cavani, there's more still stuck at their bench, players like Draxler, Kurzawa, Bernat, Icardi these guys are first team level in 80% of EPL clubs. then i go to leech that Barca burden, Coutinho, Dembele, or Araujo could be bought for cheap prices.
They should get Donny van de Beek as a 10, to bridge the midfield and the attack. He's a perfect fit and Newcastle already tried to get him last summer
I've mentioned him in conversations and I think a nice loan with option to buy could work. That means that if we go down we could pull out as he won't likely wanna drop down and we might not want his wages in the Champs. But he should be hungry to impress and he would be a mobile midfielder who can pass, tackle and chip in with goals. Only issue is, has United killed his confidence and if he is weak mentally he might come to Toon a wounded pup...last thing you need in a relegation battle is someone feeling sorry for themselves.
You don't need a Martial when you already have a Saint-Maximin. Donnie van de Beek on the other hand might be a great option if they can't get Aaron Ramsey (or maybe even preferably over Ramsey; haven't seen him play for quite a long time).
The comments don’t know ball. Suggesting players like Isco and Hazard. These players are LAZY Newcastle need workers and engines who will play. Mixing luxury skill full ballers will relegation players won’t work.
I'd not say no but if you can only bring in say 3 or 4 players in Jan is a goalie high on the priorities? Dubravka when fit is a decent keeper and Darlow isn't a bad back up. We've got a passed it midfielder at full back, three or four bang average Championship quality players (who don't get me wrong I like and appreciate) making up the rest of our defence. We've missed a decent CM since Cabaye left, there is too much pressure on ASM to create. For me it's a full back, centre back, centre mid and if we can grab another winger on loan who has something to prove. Don't get me wrong if Navas is available he is clearly better than Dubravka but he seems to be getting the odd game at the minute for PSG as well.
@@dddgtsd agree but I’m saying he’s a top priority bc he would be so cheap to get and easy to get. Basically getting Navas wouldn’t stop you from getting other players. Like going out and trying to get a Vlahovic would stop you from getting other players. Navas would be 10m at the most
@@dlo11794 but it's the time spent signing him, we only have a month to sign four or five vital players, I just wouldn't be wasting time on a keeper at this point. I don't think it's nailed on that a top class international keeper who has made 10 apps this season for PSG is gonna pack it in and come fight relegation with Newcastle. Maybe you know something I don't about Navas and his affinity for the Bigg Market haha.
@@dlo11794 true but you know how NUFC do things, doubt they'll have a full backroom staff working away on transfer already. We have the shittest scouting system and no director of football
I think the likes of David, Raphinha, Kessie and Bruno are def more phase 2 signings. Right now it's staying up and who can we attract. Those lot are all on the upward trajectory and won't want to come here until we've at least consolidated ourselves as a Prem team. Good shouts for future buys though - would bloody love Raphinha but it's a pipe dream atm.
"You can't just get rid of human beings"
*looks nervously at the Owner's Box*
exactly what i thought too haha
@@999------ exactly what i thought also, best bet they will get relagated, worst they will finish only above Norwich and when they go down the owners will sell the club to mike ashley for 50million pounds
Hahhaahhahahaha
No humans there! lol ;D
The amount of likes on this is so fitting
"Three dead, four wounded, and they mummified the last one" might just be the greatest intro to any video ever
Just discussing what the new owners of Newcastle did with the previous coaching staff I'd imagine.
Oldest*
Sounds like Mike Ashley's transfer policy
@@markmatthews7202 Or what the current owners have done in the Middle East.
@@fadhilideche2831 This is funny….Until I realized that it’s probably real.
"You can't just get rid of human beings" - are you familiar with Newcastle's new owners
underrated comment. think they purposely kept that line in
@@nishantak911 true.
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Hahahaha
We need you to visit our embassy asap !
Love the idea of spending £100 million and keeping Matt Richie in the starting 11
Given he’s one of our most influential players, a leader on the pitch and puts a shift in every time he plays, why wouldn’t you pick him?
@@akamiguelsanchez9985 because he's a pretty crap footballer. Passion and putting a shift in isn't enough. His defensive positioning is atrocious, so we get bombarded down the left - made worse by ASM not defending
@@akamiguelsanchez9985 You'd pick him - but not at left back.
@@lewisdesilva3950 hes not a crap footballer cus hes pro hes at a level where he does a job in the prem
@@ja1295 crap is relative to PL. He has been awful for us recently. Could certainly do a job in Championship/Scotland tho
Isco would fit Newcastle like a glove. He's virtually been frozen out the squad at Madrid and he's basically won everything, so he's gonna try and get a last big contract
Sure, but it doesn't seem like there's anything left to motivate him.
I think he's the type of player we really need to avoid.
He's never shown much ambition to play anywhere else than La Liga, though.
@@ImmuneGEORGE I think you're being incredibly ambitious and/or self righteous if you think Newcastle aren't gonna recruit lazy mercenaries who are looking to make a quick buck. If history tells us anything, they're actually the first type of players you'll attract.
😂
"St. Maxim they've got a good player, Wilson they've got a good player, Almeron is ..... fast"
Almiron at a lower level is more than a one-dimensional player, but he's really just an impact player at the premier league level. I wouldn't be surprised to see a move to the Netherlands or potentially even back to America if he wants regular first-team football. He's great at a level where his creativity is allowed to show, and he's shown with extended success in North America that he's capable of a physical style of play, but in the Prem his creativity is limited and he's more of a speedy good on the ball sort. He has goals in him, potentially even on the big stage, but I think he plays best when he's one of the best players on the pitch.
@@grantreill1966 "but I think he plays best when he's one of the best players on the pitch."
erm....... yeah....... isn't that true of everyone?
You should see me when I play with my brother and his 10 years old mates, They don't stand a chance
@@benjog26 yes, I worded it poorly. It's more to say that when he's the focus of play and everything runs through him he plays well. When he's the go-to outlet for creativity, and he's got the backing of the management, he plays well. He's just not a quality Premiership player because it appears he doesn't like to be a role player.
Tifo: You can't just get rid of human beings...
Dodgy Saudi NUFC owners.... Hold my (non alcoholic) beer
Root beer?
Malt?
Oil?
Lol if you don't think they drink you need to learn a thing a or two about rich Muslims
Hold my halal.
Making notes for my FM22 Newcastle save.
Good work, guys.
Missed out on category number 4: A player on loan from Chelsea 😅
Barkley, Hakim
"Several, large ghosts" brilliant 😭😭😂😂
I was hooked right from the start with an intro like that
Getting rid of Manquillo but keeping Ritchie at left back? I'd definitely replace Ritchie first (or hope a new manager can get something out of Lewis)
I'd convert Manquillo to a CB. Guy is great at one on one marking with his back to his goal.
@@lordJUDE10 he's also only 5'11.
Why convert Manquillo, he's like our best defender just keep him at right back
@@MichaelH3948 azpi is 5'10 5'11 and his best position is at RCB wide centerback role, height doesn't really matter at the 3 atb system if you have two other tall defenders
would love to see lewis get another chance, as well as bloody schaer!
"You can't just get rid of human beings"
_Sad Jamal Khasshogi noises_
They should definitely buy Ibrahima Sangare for a 100 million
So he can play in the championship next season?
@@mediacenterman8583 hahahaha well said
This feels like an episode of Peep Show with Jez explaining how he makes his music and Mark sitting there pretending to be interested
"They bought a big Robinho-signing... called Robinho."
Who else can see JJ's cry for help in the bottom right corner?
He's gonna het mummified
Lol, I didn't notice that 😅
"you cant just get rid of human beings and...hide them"
Have you forgotten who owns Newcastle now?
Sarcasm.
To be fair, Coutinho played as an attacking 8 on the left side in Liverpool when we had the Fab 4, and he did a good job of pressing the ball and progressing the play. And of course his screamers when around the box. He could do well with a powerful midfield around him, he just needs his confidence back. Provided Newcastle stay up this season lol
Pretty baffled that you highlight Lascelles as one to keep when he's probably our worst centre back. He is English, I guess, which helps for accountingy reasons.
That was my first thought as well. We have a couple of decent defenders, Lascelles is definitely not one of them.
He was very good under Rafa but then again our whole defense was before Bruce got his hands on it.
Same with keeping kraft and getting rid of manquillo
Fernandez is easily are best defender, experience leader too
same with longstaff who’s no where near a good enough level and is so much worse than hayden
The content on here is always so informative and well done, all very well thought through and its so clear that time has been invested in making each video, but it is honestly really hard to watch.
09:56 for Joe turning into Boris Johnson
Barkley has been in good form for Chelsea, I'd love to see him be a club's main man again, like he was for everton.
Problem is he was one of the main men on loan at villa and he was awful after the first 3-4 games he played, very good player on his day though so I do hope he can make something of himself
They should get delle and barkey to make up 2/3 of a midfield trio
Donny van der Beek might be interested
Lingaurd and other top 4 teams players that can't break into their 1st team is my preference over the last big payday mercenaries options.
Lingardinho has said on social media he wouldn’t go to Newcastle because of their owners
@@StoutProper based lord lingard
lascelles has been shocking for 2 years, manquillo has improved loads. please watch us play first.
Yep, I laughed out loud when Lascelles was included in the 'good players'. ASM, Wilson and Dubs for sure are our best three players. I'd chuck Willock and Almiron in the second tier of half decent attacking squad players. Fernandez has probably been the most consistent defender, I'd hold on to Schar just in case we start playing decent football as he could be useful as a ball player at the back. Clark, Ritchie, Hayden, Manquillo, Dummett are all good lads who deserve a pat on the back but let's be fair, they're championship quality. Shelvey and Joelinton are two weird ones, I think there's a player in Jo under the right manager, maybe not a starter but he has some attributes just needs some guidance. Shelvey I'd be shifting on, complete luxury player but like Schar could benefit from having some decent players around him and a good manager in the short term.
I mean we cant forget also that the plan here for the club is to just avoid relegation, so a lot of players in that club are imo good enough to do just that under a competent manager. Playera like Schar, Jamal Lewis, Hayden, Almiron are not bad players. But I do agree that a RM and a RB are a priority.
Schar I've commented elsewhere, under a decent manager and playing in a more expressive side should be our best CB. He overplays a bit for the way we play atm and can only really play as one of the three CBs as he needs that cover. Lewis, I'm yet to see any positives from him but he's young and under the right manager who knows, Almiron is a grafter and should always remain as at least a squad player. I'd be looking to move Hayden on, great servant much like many of the lads (Clarke, Ritchie, Lascelles etc) but he needs to be replaced with someone better on the ball. Always said if you could combine Hayden and Shelvey you'd have a a decent Prem player.
@@dddgtsd Yes! Agree with all your points. Schär gets regurlarly picked for Switzerland and shows his qualities. If it turns out to be Eddie Howe, I wouldn't be too surprised if we see him at least get a chance. Hayden & Lewis were more a point about being good enough to avoid relegation, but yes obviously long term they should be replaced.
I think they should sign Dele Alli and Harry Winks.
And I'm not just saying that because I support Spurs...
Players that I always titter a bit when I hear their names...
Longstaff
Smallbone
Praet
Mee
Hahaha
Newcastle don’t have too much “pull” right now so I don’t think they will get names such as dembele and coutinho but if they bring in fringe players from other clubs that will improve them making their pull bigger and then they can go in for bigger name players
They are fringe player's at Barcelona
@@PS-py8zf too big for Newcastle
Granit Xhaka is that seasoned international. Please take him from Arsenal. Please.
I literally just watched this video for the merchandise song at the end! Absolute banger!
imagine a quatar sponsored club not letting a saudi sponsored club sign their players
Expected.
Callum Hudson Odoi on loan would be another option that would keep them up and not break the bank. Would give him game time to get a better chance at the starting 11 for both club and Country going into a world cup year while bumping up his value for Chelsea if he decided he wanted to leave by end of the season. That is if Chelsea would let him go for 6 months on a title challenging season.
No chance now he's become an integral part of the chelsea squad
Your merch shanty somehow blends Mighty Boosh’s Old Greg and Crack Fox, producing something both sexy and chilling at the same time. I am nearly persuaded to buy the most useless item after falling under your spell.
Please do match previews and emphasis on how team press please
They should get Coutinho. He'll cost like 35-40M and he'll be a good addition to the squad
Match fitness being a big factor in any signings especially if they find themselves in the relegation zone come Jan.
yep, I think it's too late by January unfortunately, if we want quality it'll be loan signings sadly as no one will want to sign for a doomed club who will be relegated soon. Might have to start buying ready for next season.
Longstaff could get a job with the security keep the home crowd happy? ;D
Haha both of you are ridiculous
@@ronrichardson3103 As a Man United fan, I recall the Longstaff brothers scoring long range bangers lol
Schar can play out from the back but only when he is on the pitch! He should be playing instead of Lascelles. Fernandez should also be played...our two best CBs are on the bench!
Agreed. We need a whole philosophy change to make the best of the players we currently have. Even Joelinton plays well in a possession-based setup (and not as a lone striker).
Agreed Fernandez has been our most consistent CB over the past few years. Schar is our best footballer at the back for sure but needs to be in the right system, hoping with a new manager he could be revitalised because I bloody loved him during the Rafa years.
I think you guys are underestimating just how much of a beast has been created here. Absolutely anyone is a potential target, mbappe, halland, salah, ANYONE!!! You know how money talks.
To be perfectly honest, I'm watching mainly for the Tifo Merch song these days.
I've had it randomly pop into my head at various points since they started including it. "??? merchandise."
do you know what the real song is called?
i was looking for this comment, i enjoy it way to much.
I'd personally go for a couple of centre backs and a high quality DM, maybe something like Rob Holding, Tarkowsky and if you could make a statement signing like Calvin Philips or something that'd be amazing.
rob holding? how about an UPGRADE on kiaran clark
Among others, I added Gravenberch, Neres, Dest, Lisandro Martínez, Marcus Edwards, Declan Rice, Karsdorp, Rensch, Isak ....
in the FM22 Beta. Yes I'm failing FFP for the CL *and* the English League, how did you know
Why would Declan Rice go there? He’s a Chelsea fan, will only leave West Ham for Chelsea. Plus West Ham have a much better team, and just got a load of cash
A centre back, a fullback or two and a midfielder who’s good on the ball for sure
Then another striker too if they can find one on loan
pretty much what I commented above - full backs for sure and a strong core. If we spend 100m and still have Ritchie playing full back, the new manager needs to be sacked haha.
Ramsey and Dembele are 2 players i wouldn't bring in to build a team around. They're too injury prone.
I was just thinking about Ramsey last week! Great minds think alike JJ 😉
Surely sacking Bruce at the end of the season was the most logical thing.
They need to go in and scoop all the good players running out of contract.
Yes I agree but you forget Ashley was still in charge at the end of the season...
Why? So they can be in the championship next season? If they bring in a new manager and stay up, that will be huge accomplishment.
Says don’t sign too many players…basically does a fifa style of rebuild
Ha I laughed too. But they did backtrack at the end. I’d expect 3.
Like they tried to do a realistic style rebuild and went overboard and signed wayyyy too many good players
Can't help thinking that Zlatan could probably be tempted from Milan and being from Sweden he will be fine with the weather! If the Trippier rumours are true then that is a great start.
But what they need to do is to derail their rivals for relegation, Norwich are down regardless of who they sell or sign so i would buy the following: Tarkowski from Burnley, Sarr from Watford, Bertrand from Southampton, Dallas from Leeds and Bissouma from Brighton - it'll cost them north of £250m but add those players to Newcastle and they have a decent squad and very good first choice XI.
The real issue I see is that come January, Newcastle may still be propping up the bottom of the table and it will be hard to convince the kind of exceptionally talented players that Newcastle need to come join a relegation fight already in progress with the very real prospect, not of playing Champions League football next season, but of playing in the Championship instead.
Time to sign Roy Kent then
Someone mentioned Barkley, he'd be a good signing.
Any of the CBs mentioned in the video. Surely a left back would be high on the prio list. Ben Davies from Spurs, maybe. Ramsey is a good shout. I'd probably leave the attack for now, tbh. You can come back to that later, but ASM, Fraser, Wilson and Amiron have enough about them to do a job until the summer. So prioritise a CB, a LB, a RB, and a central mid.
But I think the bigger problem Newcastle have is coaching: it's not been good enough. IMO, Hayden, Willock, Lascelles are good enough for the PL, but they're not at the level they should be. And Newcastle are being carried by ASM and Wilson.
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how about Wijnaldum? he's having some problems breaking into the team at PSG
Especially, since he was there b4 Liverpool.
Doubt he’d drop back to Newcastle’s level after spending 5-6 seasons at clubs at the sharp end
Sure he’d rather stay in Paris on huge wages rather than go to Newcastle again to fight for lower mid table
Finding the nearest bin to dispose of Matt Ritchie is far more important than replacing Manquillo
In his defence, he a) reliably crosses a ball well to the point that he's one of Newcastle's most effective creative outlets and b) makes a huge difference in motivation. The team's a lot more aggressive and willing to fight with him shouting at everyone on the pitch. and c) He's also somehow a better defender than Jamal Lewis, despite being a very very makeshift LWB.
We desperately need someone better than him but it's worth bearing in mind what he *does* bring to the table too, which is more than his below par wingback performance.
In hindsight knowing the players we signed and seeing the players you write off, i am so thankful for Eddie Howe.
If Newcastle want to be in Europe soon they'll not only need to look at home grown English players, but ones that developed through Newcastle, as you need at least 4 in a 25 man squad - currently they have the Longstaffs and Woodman, so it might be worth looking into ex-Newcastle players that they could tempt back. Tavernier or Mbabu at RB would be an upgrade on Manquillo, and up front, Toney and Adam Armstrong would probably cost a lot more but would provide better depth than Joelinton and Gayle
Loftus-Cheek would fit Newcastle perfectly imo. He's shown glimpses of real quality playing for Chelsea this season, but he's not really commanding a guaranteed place on a teamsheet that's already *stacked* with brilliant midfielders. He's English, premier-league quality and a player that Chelsea would certainly consider selling.
I'd say that Marcelo Brozovic is an outside bet, but unlikely. He's quality and is probably holding out for a bigger team e.g. Utd or Liverpool to come get him in the summer instead.
Did anyone notice
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written on the board in the bottom right hahahaha
Burnley fan here. Tarkowski may be one of the most underrated players in the Premier League. He is an incredibly consistent defender who makes very solid tackles. This entire season he has been stunning to watch.
I will not be surprised if New Castle buys him and he becomes a staple to their team. He will be sorely missed by the Clarets, and we’re lucky to have Nathan Collins ready to fill his shoes.
Needs to be run through a trial first… but Jack Wilshere? Could bridge the gap during the transition period, PL tested, and the free transfer is appealing.
absolutely not, there is a reason no one is touching him - the guy is done unfortunately - he was obviously a great player but he would be way too much of a risk.
"Sure. Alright Bob Dylan, you carry on"
Line of the video for me!
Another points need to consider is whether the players have some images they want to keep. We knew about Newcastle new owner and we knew the reputation they have. Players that want to keep their images or very aware about that will probably stay away from joining Newcastle.
TIFO must be simultaneously one of the most fun and one of the most frustrating places to work in journalism...
Fun cos you can play around, experiment, and so on. And frustrating cos when you're trying to get into detail and seriousness and deep tactical analysis and such, it can be derailed at any moment by a mention of ghosts or Joe wanting to be specific (in general) or by TIFO merch...
For this one, yeah will be interesting to see how Newcastle go. Lots of solid potential players there but they'll cost decent money.
This is brilliant, I've been doing a Newcastle Rebuild on FM22 and I bought both Tarkowski and Sule 😂😂😂
What did you use for the team board? Boxlight or something else.
tbh I think Newcastle should focus on these two points: a few experienced players and more local talents if you want long-term development
(1): Ramsey, Ox, Zaha, Lingard, or even Kane
(2): Maitland-niles, Eze, Mitchell/Thomas, Aarons, Cantwell
Also, I think we shouldn't get too overwhelmed by the amount of money they have although they really have a lot. Players like Dembele, Coutinho and Brozovic sound unrealistic to me
Brozovic sounds unrealistic but you've mentioned Kane :/ - or was that a joke?
I feel like Almiron is another player they should keep. He’s very underrated
he’s terrible
Works hard and has a bit of creativity (compared to the rest), he's also quick so good late in games. I'd agree underrated but he's not gonna be making the starting line up once we make a few signings you'd hope.
He’s awful
"You can't just get rid of human beings"
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There are so many good players not getting game time. Ramsey, lingardinho, and a defender would make them mid table immediately for less than £100m in transfer fees. Ramsey would cost bugger all because he’s on stupid wages.
More videos with these 2 brilliant 👏 👌
hope they can build a team with more chemistry than these two
As a toon fan I have been looking at video (like this), was wondering about this page as I've never heard of it before. 2 mins in I realised just why I've never heard of it.
For this guy to say "Keep Lacelles" is crazy, he is the worst CB we have. Fernandez and Clark are better, even Schar is better.
Manquillo I've never rated but is 1 of few multiple goal scorers we have this year and is a FB.
Ox at Pool a very good shout too,
I get keeping Longstaff but wouldn't be sad if he left.
I've said we keep -
Darlow
Dubravka
Willock
Wilson
ASM
The rest can go.
I'd keep Almíron too. He performs better with Paraguay than with us, which tells me we're the problem, not him. Arguably the same can be said for Joelinton (though for Hoffenheim, rather than Brazil, obviously).
@@KindredBrujah Almiron spends more time falling over looking for free kicks, hate the way he goes goes about it.
Joelinton......well I really don't know there
Dele Alli would be a fantastic signing for Newcastle he could play himself back into the England team
Callum McGregor I don't think is a feasible option for anyone atm. Fantastic player but just signed a new contract, is the captain of Celtic, half way through a really important season for Celtic and also in interviews saying he wants to retire at the club. Maybe a summer buy at best, but I don't think anyone is getting him in winter.
maybe just because i've watched 2 years of cabbageball, but isaac hayden is underrated, if someone like gattuso comes in, hayden could be a key player for us
Hayden was absolutely solid for a couple of years but like the rest of them has slowly regressed. He was a key component in the defensive structure that Rafa established.
@@Begbiespintpot yeah that's fair enough. Although I think back to how good he was against Southampton when we went down to 9 men last year
Since Erling Haaland seems to be available and wants out of Borussia Dortmund perhaps after the season is over the Magpies could sign him as an upgrade over Allan Saint-Maximin. Allan could come off the bench instead perhaps.
Liverpool- ox
Chelsea- Barclay
Leicester- evans
Villa- Martinez
Wolves- pondance
Burnley- tarkwoski
United- martial
Leeds- rafina
Norwhich- cantwell
Arsenal- bellerin
Brentford- mbomme
Westham- lanzini
Brighton- triasard
City- mahrez
Spurs- dele
Palace- zaha
Everton- Gomez
Southampton- ward prouse
Watford- Saar
Interesting topic!
Tarkowski Lingard Barkley Oxlade-Chamberlain Maitland - Niles Winks Draxler Kessie Dalot Dembele ...low budget many options ..I am sure there are more
I’d get Lingard, Lamptey, a good CB, and Bissouma, or Gueye, and Ross Barkley
😂😂
Brighton their bank account would love that
What jazz tune is playing in the background in the beginning?
If i want to starting build a decent squad with big money, just like i did in FM, i would always look for PSG, or Man City bench first, i mean they have amazing bench players just sitting there wanting free money, look at Lucas Moura, Digne, Cavani, there's more still stuck at their bench, players like Draxler, Kurzawa, Bernat, Icardi these guys are first team level in 80% of EPL clubs. then i go to leech that Barca burden, Coutinho, Dembele, or Araujo could be bought for cheap prices.
They should get Donny van de Beek as a 10, to bridge the midfield and the attack. He's a perfect fit and Newcastle already tried to get him last summer
I've mentioned him in conversations and I think a nice loan with option to buy could work. That means that if we go down we could pull out as he won't likely wanna drop down and we might not want his wages in the Champs. But he should be hungry to impress and he would be a mobile midfielder who can pass, tackle and chip in with goals. Only issue is, has United killed his confidence and if he is weak mentally he might come to Toon a wounded pup...last thing you need in a relegation battle is someone feeling sorry for themselves.
This is such a strange mix of intelligent yet goofy at the same time. Like listen to jazz in the background haha
Not even mentioning Martial and VDB - there's a lot of options out there for Newcastle!
You don't need a Martial when you already have a Saint-Maximin. Donnie van de Beek on the other hand might be a great option if they can't get Aaron Ramsey (or maybe even preferably over Ramsey; haven't seen him play for quite a long time).
@@lonestarr1490 not saying they need him, just saying he is an option
The comments don’t know ball. Suggesting players like Isco and Hazard. These players are LAZY Newcastle need workers and engines who will play. Mixing luxury skill full ballers will relegation players won’t work.
The situation on the manager seems to have gone extremely quite.
Now they're competing with Spurs and maybe Man U in the manager market lol
Koeman is available 👀
Is it surprising? Not many good managers out there that arent tied up mid-season.
Was waiting for this for ages gents, thank you! Up the Toon ⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️
Yo this might be the greatest intro to a video ever 😭😭😭
09:00 why have you already thought this part out? Hmmm
Love the channel
they have the on screen chemistry of timon and pumba if pumba was suffering from severe ptsd
Bringing in Navas from PSG would be one of the top things to do on my list, world class and would be cheap
I'd not say no but if you can only bring in say 3 or 4 players in Jan is a goalie high on the priorities? Dubravka when fit is a decent keeper and Darlow isn't a bad back up. We've got a passed it midfielder at full back, three or four bang average Championship quality players (who don't get me wrong I like and appreciate) making up the rest of our defence. We've missed a decent CM since Cabaye left, there is too much pressure on ASM to create. For me it's a full back, centre back, centre mid and if we can grab another winger on loan who has something to prove.
Don't get me wrong if Navas is available he is clearly better than Dubravka but he seems to be getting the odd game at the minute for PSG as well.
@@dddgtsd agree but I’m saying he’s a top priority bc he would be so cheap to get and easy to get. Basically getting Navas wouldn’t stop you from getting other players. Like going out and trying to get a Vlahovic would stop you from getting other players. Navas would be 10m at the most
@@dlo11794 but it's the time spent signing him, we only have a month to sign four or five vital players, I just wouldn't be wasting time on a keeper at this point. I don't think it's nailed on that a top class international keeper who has made 10 apps this season for PSG is gonna pack it in and come fight relegation with Newcastle. Maybe you know something I don't about Navas and his affinity for the Bigg Market haha.
@@dddgtsd lol doesn’t really take that long and should have a whole team around the transfers. If not then your not doing your job right
@@dlo11794 true but you know how NUFC do things, doubt they'll have a full backroom staff working away on transfer already. We have the shittest scouting system and no director of football
Bruno Guimarães - LCM, Kessie - RCM, Coutinho - AM, Raphinha - RW, Saint-Maximin - LW, Jonathan David - ST
I think the likes of David, Raphinha, Kessie and Bruno are def more phase 2 signings. Right now it's staying up and who can we attract. Those lot are all on the upward trajectory and won't want to come here until we've at least consolidated ourselves as a Prem team. Good shouts for future buys though - would bloody love Raphinha but it's a pipe dream atm.
No Wilson Callum stays
What about DVDB?? He is not playing much and would be versatile Midfielder..🙂
So the sport washing is working. Well done lads! What a great video. Sleep soundly.
All good suggestions, wait for Bale, Coutino and Ramos on massive contracts instead.
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Pulisic could also be an interesting signing