Sebastian Maniscalco at Gotham Comedy Club

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  • Check out a clip from my performance at Gotham Comedy Club In New York City.
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  • @ImadAbouKhalil
    @ImadAbouKhalil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    His body language makes everything funnier 🤣

    • @ziggy33399
      @ziggy33399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SucceednLead yes, I LOVE it‼️

    • @ludwigvoncocksucker3275
      @ludwigvoncocksucker3275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he's from Arlington Heights LOL It's a south side thing, especially if your parents are immigrants (ESPECIALLY Italians, Greeks, Serbs, etc.)....you talk with your hands

    • @starbaby4056
      @starbaby4056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Very entertaining :-)Like this guy. He's different (*_*)Hope to see him in more stand-ups and maybe even some movies.

    • @hammerhome7879
      @hammerhome7879 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its funny because its how they move/act...I've seen many in real life, like creepy HADD OCD crooks

    • @marytasho8618
      @marytasho8618 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's so funny!! The way he expresses the people in his stories

  • @amioffenbacher-ferris8148
    @amioffenbacher-ferris8148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Love to watch his facial expressions; especially his eyes!!!! 🤣

  • @EricNTammy304
    @EricNTammy304 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    You've freakin' HEALED me with laughter! Thanks!

  • @glittermama
    @glittermama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I don’t write the check until I see where I’m sitting.

  • @0193project
    @0193project 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Recently saw this guy live. It was hella good time

  • @genopapi
    @genopapi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love Sebastian so. That sexy smile combined with the comedic talent is a winning combination.

    • @Grease7
      @Grease7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alma Andrade some weird shit

  • @Eesah78
    @Eesah78 13 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    ONE MAGNIFICENT INDIVIDUAL, VERY TALENTED!!!

  • @oldblueeyes302
    @oldblueeyes302 12 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    So true. My parents had a book and made sure every $ was noted. Classic

  • @hmgriffin
    @hmgriffin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    It's NOT A SAFE if you can carry it.. Lmao

  • @buckfuddy489
    @buckfuddy489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Put 10singles in the envelope n tell em to GFT"..Sebastian cracks me up!!

  • @natashanarushev3450
    @natashanarushev3450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Cash all the way in Russian weddings, as well as birthdays. This guy, awesome comedian.

  • @suewolfe3898
    @suewolfe3898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m Mexican and my Dad kept two safes in the house. One in the cellar, cemented into the floor & the other in the hall closet. Sebastian is so funny! 😆

  • @szqsk8
    @szqsk8 13 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Antonucci's, $10. Fucking cheap bad-tuhds!". LOL!
    My parents wedding was like that. It was a Polish wedding that went on for two days, including the reception. They didn't have a satin bag for cash, they had a decorated box thingy with a slit in the top wide enough for cash or envelopes. I sat on the head table next to the bride and groom. I think it's the best way to go.

  • @aleahaleaha2593
    @aleahaleaha2593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He’s come along way since this

  • @SueBoo2
    @SueBoo2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “It’s not a safe, if you can carry the safe!”!😂🤣

  • @menzicosce
    @menzicosce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If there’s no shrimp at the cocktail hour that an immediate $50 deduction

  • @stop08it
    @stop08it 12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    it's not a safe if you can carry the safe...his delivery is so great

  • @Jorlivia
    @Jorlivia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    1/2 Italian 1/2 Embarrassed! lol!!!!

  • @thagingerbreadman
    @thagingerbreadman 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i love this guy LOL

  • @robertm.serrato258
    @robertm.serrato258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolutely classic, love it. From a fellow Chicagoan Grazie Mille, Sebastian Maniscalco

  • @sribecca
    @sribecca 13 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    hahahaha so funny. the wedding stuff is so true!! my parents still have there "log" from there wedding.

  • @annamariedeluccia7192
    @annamariedeluccia7192 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Story of my Italian life!!! Love him! He's the best, hands down!! 🇮🇹

  • @soothingtrax
    @soothingtrax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "100%" Italian and I stand by everything he said. Many times comedians exaggerate for laughs, but this is spot on. When I got married, my mother in law sat down with my wife after the wedding and recorded all of the gifts in a book of which I never saw again. My wife did tell me though, later on in our marriage, that she did reference the book quite a bit. My mom is a bit different and just keeps a mental note of everything. Like an elephant, she never forgets.

  • @doublezero3338
    @doublezero3338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "They took it!! THEY TOOK THE SAFE"!!!😂😂😂

  • @x0xbethaNyyx0x
    @x0xbethaNyyx0x 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "From top to bottom, one hundred PERCENT!" Hahahaha!

  • @vonversace
    @vonversace 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    gotta love sebastian

  • @Lellobeetle
    @Lellobeetle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I married a New York City Italian and all my German Texan family gave gifts, all his side gave money.

    • @Abrahamhamham
      @Abrahamhamham 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well yeah. What's the point in getting 5 microwave ovens from 5 different people? Pretty stupid.
      You can't start a new life with toasters, bowls and TVs.
      Life works with MONEY.

    • @KomamuraSajin
      @KomamuraSajin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Abrahamhamham That's why registries exist. You don't have to buy anything off the list but it shows exactly what the marrying couple need/want and accounts for items already purchased by a wedding guest (so you don't get 5 toasters). Not a hard concept unless you intentially want to end up in the black book for being cheapskates which is really what cash givers are. Hardly a significant amount is ever given when cash is the go to gift in any scenario. Of course all gifts, cash or otherwise, are completely voluntary.

    • @baberina1
      @baberina1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KomamuraSajin smh.... If you don't have a house wtf good is a toaster??!!

    • @angelasenisi9168
      @angelasenisi9168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is the Italian norm...gift are for showers and even then they might ask for cash...

    • @lastnamegordon3893
      @lastnamegordon3893 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course. That’s what ya Italian do ahhas. I’ve lived in NYC my entire life. God bless. His wife is gorgeous and Jewish. Mazel Tov

  • @MJ27129
    @MJ27129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I feel eastern europe would adore him. Srsly do a European tour we love you

    • @davidtanasi243
      @davidtanasi243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      M J that would be so awesome!

  • @zachhynd
    @zachhynd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Now when the Antinnoucies get married...you go back to the book" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @oneitalia2312
    @oneitalia2312 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    His family Christmas photo is adorable as ever....the little one year old baby boy is giving the finger.....SOOO FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!

  • @richardpowell4281
    @richardpowell4281 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Dying!!! my old supervisors name was Antonucci XD

  • @cristea9429
    @cristea9429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m half Italian, half embarrassed 😂

  • @mattant67
    @mattant67 12 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    its funny cuz my last name is antonucci...

    • @Grease7
      @Grease7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Matt Antonucci yoooo is your last name antonucci?

    • @truthteller4442
      @truthteller4442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Only $10?? Fuckin’ cheap bastard!

    • @oneitalia2312
      @oneitalia2312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Go fuck yourself, you cheap bastard!!! LOLOLOL!!!!!

  • @gregorcollins
    @gregorcollins 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This guy isn't capable of a bad set. He's unbelievable.

  • @southernyankee05
    @southernyankee05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you Sebastian for making me laugh again !!!

  • @BM-xl4eb
    @BM-xl4eb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    It's exactly the same with Arab weddings 😂😂

    • @NicoMambino
      @NicoMambino 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I AM SECOND typica troll lmao.

    • @NicoMambino
      @NicoMambino 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I AM SECOND only radicals

    • @zoltancsikos5604
      @zoltancsikos5604 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      L-Bron 3-6 Go cry, kiddo.

    • @binhburns1012
      @binhburns1012 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same for Vietnamese wedding

  • @Pieeee1111
    @Pieeee1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We created an excel spreadsheet for our wedding gifts! Lol

  • @wrathhammer76
    @wrathhammer76 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Favorite comedian, hands down. The "Ross" clip was supreme, but this new material tears it up. The 100% Italian bit was so spot on, had to share it with all my guido buddies. Keep it up Sebastian.

  • @lennyz1909
    @lennyz1909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Same thing I did at my wedding. 😂 700 people! My hand was cramped!

  • @tblack8882
    @tblack8882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When that dude kicked that back leg up I died 🤣🤣

  • @Internationale1
    @Internationale1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    so true. people always say they're italian even if there just a 1/4 or less. proud to be.

    • @AmericanWoman1964
      @AmericanWoman1964 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I was adopted into a large Italian family. I didnt know until I was around 8 when I started to realize I was an amazon next to my dark haired petite beautiful sisters... I found out later in my 30s that I am actually Abenaki (Native american) and Polish.... talk about a mindscrew! But hey, I make the best damn Polish lasagna my Nana from Sicily taught me! I still have the impulse to answer "yes" when asked if Im Italian! LOL

    • @vitocorleone1462
      @vitocorleone1462 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I'm only an eighth lol, but 90% of my personality is Italian and I look Italian too apparently

    • @zoltancsikos5604
      @zoltancsikos5604 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facepalm.

    • @kool-aidcorncrap7880
      @kool-aidcorncrap7880 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same with Native American they always claim they have Cherokee blood in them Lol

  • @kevc8786
    @kevc8786 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lmfao half Italian half embarrassed 😂😂😂😂

  • @gina1433mhrj
    @gina1433mhrj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is so true, when I was married my mom made the sating $bag. And after the reception my hubby and I did open all the cards first. Even before we got undressed. The safe is so funny. My dad had one in the basement, inside a wall. I'm Sicilian.

  • @killyourtelevision999
    @killyourtelevision999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:54 "The Book" is so true, it's painful.

  • @melikab
    @melikab 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LMAO...that is so true! we remain, to this day, puzzled by what passes as a ''safe'' this side of the world loll...

  • @cosimodemedici1165
    @cosimodemedici1165 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    its true, tanto funny

  • @MrsPeebles62
    @MrsPeebles62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's not safe if you can carry the safe LOLOLOLOL

  • @gregmartin9390
    @gregmartin9390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's come a long way

  • @NB-ky5ol
    @NB-ky5ol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m half Italian and half Irish. If someone asks me what I am I always say... “Italian”. It’s because I grew up eating Italian from my mother and my Italian relatives are the only family I know. They all married Italians, too. If you were to look at a map of the city where they live, it’s just a grease spot.

  • @VDA135029
    @VDA135029 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw him at the Comedy Store in LA 2 weeks ago and he was amazing. My GF and I could not stop laughing at his stories and imitation of people. Highly recommended comedian.

  • @stop08it
    @stop08it 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    soooo funny i'm so pissed that i forgot and missed seeing him this past month :(

  • @stop08it
    @stop08it 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    it's not a safe if you can carry the safe.

  • @doloroza7401
    @doloroza7401 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cured my anxiety just now lol

  • @maryquickjokes2955
    @maryquickjokes2955 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    So awesome

  • @michaelrivera2352
    @michaelrivera2352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Does anyone know where one could buy the black book and satin “cash” bag he is describing?

  • @Jimmy-oq9zq
    @Jimmy-oq9zq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Went to a wedding this summer..... and my wife definitely checked her register book of "gifts received". Adjusted for inflation they got an extra fifty . Food sucked at the wedding so i took the fifty right out. NEVER seal the envelope .

    • @wilissadozier3153
      @wilissadozier3153 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @barbaracollins5605
      @barbaracollins5605 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's going to be the title of my next book. Never seal the envelope. Freaking love that.

  • @JAF528
    @JAF528 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was a GREAT show!! Sebastian rocks! Can I buy a DVD of this? :) Thumbs way up. Looking forward to the next show.

  • @szqsk8
    @szqsk8 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Polish weddings are like that too. I've seen the pics from my parents' wedding in 1957 and they had a big decorated box with a slot in the top right next to them at the wedding table where people dumped in loads of cash. No shame there.

    • @Ginley311
      @Ginley311 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +szqsk8 did he say there was shame in it? you negative nancy

  • @irishcountrygirl78
    @irishcountrygirl78 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There is a fancy letter box at Irish weddings for the envelopes, you don't register for gifts you do just that, money in a card. It's €150 as a rule. Weddings are expensive to attend here. If you get invited to three or four weddings in a year, well... Good luck with that lol...

  • @eugeneelgr
    @eugeneelgr 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is exactly what we Chinese do rofl.

  • @Jeremymatthew17
    @Jeremymatthew17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is so accurate

  • @doloroza7401
    @doloroza7401 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    AYEEE

  • @ladycottoncandy1
    @ladycottoncandy1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Same thing happens at Indian weddings! lmaoo!

  • @soothingtrax
    @soothingtrax 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am "100 %" Italian and I vouch for everything he said! All true!

  • @massabielle2821
    @massabielle2821 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my gosh! This is all so true! Couldn’t stop laughing!

  • @Sclimenti82
    @Sclimenti82 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    100% right about how we Italians do weddings! lol

  • @fatcabin
    @fatcabin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    man this man is tha man!

  • @Renaissanceman81
    @Renaissanceman81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sounds like a Vietnamese wedding haha

  • @anthonypicano1670
    @anthonypicano1670 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am Italian and that is EXACTLY what happens at Italian weddings including the log book!!

  • @TNO73
    @TNO73 12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He is right on the half Italian part. My mom is British, but my Dad is Italian. I never refer to myself as half british. I am always Italian.

    • @samiamisme
      @samiamisme 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TNO73 ...same, German and Italian, but I'm Italian 🤗

  • @admiralflynn895
    @admiralflynn895 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gotham+Purple shirt+Sebastians haircut reminds me of The Joker character.

  • @ashleystearns2486
    @ashleystearns2486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Terrible sound quality. Shame. I love Sebastian Maniscalco.

  • @d.archerofficial
    @d.archerofficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sooo true!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Zestyyy369
    @Zestyyy369 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    everything about the italian weddings is so true my parents admitted to doing all of it the bag counting the money everything

  • @MiaMixx
    @MiaMixx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am not Italian, but the reasoning makes perfect sense..

  • @rickiovine2170
    @rickiovine2170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    SebMan is the absolute funniest Italian comic that I have seen since Ray Romano. Figure that. He is funny regardless of ethnicity.
    Love the Seb Man.

  • @ostreds
    @ostreds 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    From Gotham CC to filling Madison Square Garden...multiple nights.

  • @mcdouche2
    @mcdouche2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Sopranos had a scene about cash at the wedding. They were marking down how much they gave Allegra Sacromoni.

  • @misscami71
    @misscami71 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    100% !!!! the so true! my dad has the log book!

  • @Internationale1
    @Internationale1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So trueeeee, 1/2 italian you say your italian.

  • @whitelion1111
    @whitelion1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    100% man, full blooded italian, cento per cento, well a little spanish in there too

  • @Noble713
    @Noble713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Italian wedding sounds like a Japanese wedding. Envelopes full of cash, and yup.....we wrote down who gave what.

    • @truthteller4442
      @truthteller4442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Japanese and Italian culture are actually really similar. Everything is about respect, and they’re cultures of old warriors. And hey, we eat a lot of fish. Lol. That’s probably why we were on the same side in World War 2. Lol. Japan and Italy also have some of the highest IQ levels in the world. I’m Italian and have a TON of respect for Japanese people and culture.

  • @gorgeousg8704
    @gorgeousg8704 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    He is too funny.

  • @rhythmista7707
    @rhythmista7707 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Genius... plain and simple

  • @TheOutspokenman1
    @TheOutspokenman1 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol they took the safe!!

  • @mahalo2all1
    @mahalo2all1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So true, I never had a registry just cash.

  • @markcombs7896
    @markcombs7896 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stop the insanity! Lmfao!!

  • @hauntedgirl3272
    @hauntedgirl3272 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dear God in Heaven, this IS alllllll true!! Totally 100% True. I am 100% Italian too btw !! Love this guy, he could be part of my own crazy Italian family. Haha 🇮🇹🇺🇸🇮🇹🇺🇸

  • @KimSearch865
    @KimSearch865 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jews we’re the same! Money stuck in the wedding card! Writing down who gave what! 😂
    My Protestant friends are like, “what gift should we get you?” Haha! Cash dummies!
    Oh and you’re so right, Passover dinners should be catered by Italians! 🤣
    Although, I do make a brilliant brisket! Soft like buttah!!

  • @janroach1852
    @janroach1852 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Still true today. Contractors, plumbers take a lot off the bill if you give all cash. Cash is king.

  • @emikira6041
    @emikira6041 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny funny funny! People
    Watching this probably think he’s somewhat joking but he’s telling the truth a 100%! That’s how we do it to this day. :)

  • @skipbayless9906
    @skipbayless9906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Put the music on for grandmas because it reminds her of the fuhcking fahm

  • @signoresantinoburnett1169
    @signoresantinoburnett1169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Satin bag that says...CASH.

  • @joeparmaaaa
    @joeparmaaaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching this in 2018

  • @kristine432
    @kristine432 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    He's definitely perfected his material, not his best in this performance but I adore him anyway!

  • @chessmentor63
    @chessmentor63 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm half Italian, half embarrassed...that would be me

  • @s4awd2
    @s4awd2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey listen...we’re gonna pay cash... 💰 💰 💰

  • @johnjuhasz9125
    @johnjuhasz9125 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Italian weddings are the best, period.

    • @Thejoker7788
      @Thejoker7788 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      amazing

    • @chelomejias676
      @chelomejias676 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Juhasz
      Spaghetti and murder everywhere

  • @terence.pereira
    @terence.pereira 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pretty much described the Indian way as well.

  • @drumsport
    @drumsport 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    You could extend the Italian rules to funerals as well. We keep the black book and know how much each person gave for masses/wishes of the family. When someone in the neighborhood dies, if he/she isn't in the book, we don't show at the funeral home. Fuck 'em.