At this point drake is just recycling lyrics that go back to topics of money, fame, bitches, I’m gud u bad, etc…, with no willing effort or force of will whatsoever. He sees his life’s work purely as money. Imagine being a MUSICIAN and not giving a fuck about your music this highly. Basically, he’s doing that as his homework. Leaving the room after recording shit and letting a bunch of trash “15-year-old producer tryna make it” handle his mess x20, compiling it into an album, shoving money down Spotify and streaming services’ throats so they shove down YOUR throat, making probably 100x the cost of production of the album including the features while feeding into his shitty ego, then repeating it for the next album. Why do people even buy into this shit anymore. I rest my 💼
Yeah, like its not a terrible album, but for a drake album it's a flop. There's still a few songs I'd bump when I'm alone or around friends who vibe with it, but this def isn't an album I'd tell anyone to listen to outside of like 3 songs.
Certified Lullaby Certified Nosedive Certified Waste of Potential Certified Cash Grab Certified Laziness Certified Lack of Passion Certified Pair of Red Headphones Certified DOGSHIT! That's how I feel about this album, and Drake as of late. His features (especially Rick Ross) tried to carry his ass, and even they couldn't do it. And DJ Akademiks of all people fell asleep listening to this album (which is fucking hilarious). If someone can make even their biggest stan fall asleep, that's when you know you got a bad album on your hands.
Just finished listening to certified lover boy,currently I’m at a lost for words man. I’m crying real tears fam. This is quite possibly, the worst drake album drake has ever made I’m so tired of the same remixed 808 that my ears are bleeding and I’m On my way to the hospital 😰😱💯
@@ohhhxhdh7034 several 808s in the album actually. Girls want Girls and anything you hear like that is 808 drums & programming. Anything with sub bass is 808. Have yuou ever used an 808 drum machine? It's in 90% of modern music, especially non accoustic.
@@neilthompson8027 90% of modern music is a reach my guy 😂 theres plenty of other drum machines / drum samples / sample packs that a lot of producers use
@@thiccwoofers2435 no, not a reach. I agree other drums are sampled into records, I produce beats too. As far as popular music there's plenty of 808 in every genre on most songs nowadays, even if other drum sounds are mixed in 909, 606, 707 etc. 808 is the most popular drum machine of all time and it's not for no reason.
How love how in the last couple songs he gives them a smiley ball just out of respect for the features, not even cause of Drake. Mans ruined his own album lol
i’m starting to enjoy this album a bit more, but only some parts of it. it has a lot of potential imo, drake just should’ve put more of the non-album songs on it. this album should’ve been champagne poetry papis home lemon pepper freestyle in the bible laugh now cry later chicago freestyle what’s next no friends in the industry wants and needs pain 1993 fair trade yebbas heartbreak imy2 you only live twice i feel like that sequencing would be a good way to sum up how drakes career is going, and even though it would be feature heavy, the features don’t carry drake on those songs. drake does his part and more on pain 1993(even though i prefer carti on that song), wants and needs, in the bible, and the other tracks. i feel like that album would be an 8 whereas the one he released is a 5 imo
Imagine you and your friends are in the car just chillin and you get the aux and you put on this hot garbage.. this album is an instant vibe killer for me
I liked this album. It's not groundbreaking, but like a lot of Drake albums, there are earworms that you learn to love. I also think You Only Live Once is a classic
@@ahhhhyes I guess I phrased that poorly. I more meant that there are songs that, on a first listen, might not grab you or vibe with your expectations that, on a relisten, are actually quite enjoyable. I dunno, I can only talk for me I guess, and this might not apply to your experience with the album.
@@ahhhhyes It’s pretty common to learn to love a song or album, usually if you didn’t understand the message in the first hearing or you don’t appreciate things about it.
Don’t give this stuff the time of day man. Listen to the new Little Simz album Sometimes I Might Be Introvert instead. She actually deserves the attention
@@donpylon5102 oh yeah I mean it's in that song but I knew that part from a song called This Aint No Game by Project Pat, check it out. Not sure which came out first but I'll check.
The way you start feeling half way through is about where I’m at with drake as a whole anymore. Man hasn’t dropped anything exceptional since if you’re reading this.
@@realestsienna It was good. Definitely a solid effort. Some bangers some snoozers but nothing bad, I wouldn't say. Prob not something I'll come back to much but for once I don't really have anything bad to say about drake other than that meg bar. What did you think?
@@PeterGriffin-rp9iq i actually enjoyed the album. i liked that drake finally tried after his last 2 albums. even though honestly, never was different from an average drake song/album, you can tell drake just don’t care abt rapping no more cause he knows it will go #1 anyway
Saying a compliment is you’re happy the production is good is worse, he’s a multimillionaire, that’s the least he can do. It’s like me complimenting McDonalds on giving me a burger when I ask for one no matter the condition, like I at least expect a burger to come to me.
I’ll give it to drake, he made an album for his fans who will eat this album up like it’s the last meal on Earth. Besides that there is nothing interesting to most of the songs. Champagne Poetry will be the greatest deceiving intro of all time that song is fire. Way 2 Sexy is good for obvious reasons. If I was to make a playlist with songs off scorpion and CLB, it would all sound the same. Gotta keep in mind drake doesn’t make music for the artistry, he makes it for the money, which in a weird way I respect.
I mean, that tracks. Everything he does is only new and incredible to the people who dont realize that his whole thing, has been done before and by much better artists.
Turn the lights off, Imma lay the pipe down Lay the pipe down, lay the, lay the pipe down Anyway, I hope Drake didn't get into your DMs with some banan bred recipes after this stream, Bradley.
Drake got it wrong the album cover should've been 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏿♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏽♀️(if this joke has been done already I'm sorry I really had no clue but don't care enough to check)
Hey Brad, good video as always! Just wondering why you look at listener track ratings before listening to the album? Feels like it might colour your opinion subconsciosly? (It doesn't seem to from your reaction here, but it could happen right?)
It was a lazy album. Some of the songs on it are good in their own bubble but overall it was just a rehash of his previous work. Drake just relying on his name.
TY NED FOR THE $69! The vid was exported before I could throw you a thank you on the vid
noice
Brad Taste In Music go listen masego Navajo Drake use his beats 🤦🏽♂️
Brad Taste In Music for the intro
Big props to Ned
nice
I'm so confident thinking that this is the first album that Drake really wrote
True
Cause it's zesty as hell
There are some very well written songs here tho tbf
Feature comes in: 🥵🔥
Drake comes in: 😴💤
dude straight up went trough the stages of dementia over 7 hours on stream and people think a Drake album is going to defeat him smh
Certified lesbian boy
You're actually one of the music reviews I actually really respect, keep doing you bro just wanna send out some positive vibes
Worst reviewer I’ve ever seen in my life unironically
@@nathandp8039 .
If you mute this album it's actually not bad. It makes good meditation music.
so fucking overrated. it sounds terrible on mute bro
@@guywithaguitar1827 ikr, sadly the trash lines echo in my head
At this point drake is just recycling lyrics that go back to topics of money, fame, bitches, I’m gud u bad, etc…, with no willing effort or force of will whatsoever. He sees his life’s work purely as money. Imagine being a MUSICIAN and not giving a fuck about your music this highly.
Basically, he’s doing that as his homework. Leaving the room after recording shit and letting a bunch of trash “15-year-old producer tryna make it” handle his mess x20, compiling it into an album, shoving money down Spotify and streaming services’ throats so they shove down YOUR throat, making probably 100x the cost of production of the album including the features while feeding into his shitty ego, then repeating it for the next album. Why do people even buy into this shit anymore.
I rest my 💼
this album is boring, like I don’t even have a joke. this album just isn’t good
They are basically all the same exact song
Its been a year and I just now realised this album isn't acually called "certified boy lover".
🤯🤯🤯🤯
If that WAS the name, at least that would be controversial, rather than this vanilla flavored garbage.
The sequel finna be called CBL dw
good intro, b.A.A.d Album
Champagne’s Poetry was written by 10 people
Haha that’s funny. The best song was written by 10 ppl plus drake released Kanye’s demo and it was better than any song on drakes album
They had to give credit to the sample, that is a sample of a cover, then the original beatles song themselves so yeah
@@Amir-qz4bn that's something I didn't know wtffff, thank you for that info dawg
Therapist: It's okay, unfocused sleep paralysis demon Brad isn't real and can't hurt you.
Unfocused sleep paralysis demon Brad: 29:15
That was creepy af lmao
terrifying
save me papi oh god
The album is good if you get rid of all of the parts with Drake in them.
Factual
Hayder
tbh yes
And future
This album is as i like to call it
"A much less interesting nothing was the same"
„everything sounds the same”
Yeah, like its not a terrible album, but for a drake album it's a flop. There's still a few songs I'd bump when I'm alone or around friends who vibe with it, but this def isn't an album I'd tell anyone to listen to outside of like 3 songs.
@@taztarantino everything was the same drakes newest album lmao
that's an understatement
i love how you switched from being positive about it and vibing to tearing every song to shreds and not even finishing them
Certified Lullaby
Certified Nosedive
Certified Waste of Potential
Certified Cash Grab
Certified Laziness
Certified Lack of Passion
Certified Pair of Red Headphones
Certified DOGSHIT!
That's how I feel about this album, and Drake as of late. His features (especially Rick Ross) tried to carry his ass, and even they couldn't do it. And DJ Akademiks of all people fell asleep listening to this album (which is fucking hilarious). If someone can make even their biggest stan fall asleep, that's when you know you got a bad album on your hands.
I appreciated your take on this, and the way you went into it. Was very chill and easy to watch.
Just finished listening to certified lover boy,currently I’m at a lost for words man. I’m crying real tears fam. This is quite possibly, the worst drake album drake has ever made I’m so tired of the same remixed 808 that my ears are bleeding and I’m On my way to the hospital 😰😱💯
Bro their are about no 808s in the entire album🤦🏼♂️
Based
@@ohhhxhdh7034 several 808s in the album actually. Girls want Girls and anything you hear like that is 808 drums & programming. Anything with sub bass is 808. Have yuou ever used an 808 drum machine? It's in 90% of modern music, especially non accoustic.
@@neilthompson8027 90% of modern music is a reach my guy 😂 theres plenty of other drum machines / drum samples / sample packs that a lot of producers use
@@thiccwoofers2435 no, not a reach. I agree other drums are sampled into records, I produce beats too. As far as popular music there's plenty of 808 in every genre on most songs nowadays, even if other drum sounds are mixed in 909, 606, 707 etc. 808 is the most popular drum machine of all time and it's not for no reason.
imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this 29:14
Lmaoo
I was listening to girls want girls in class and kept laughing lol
sometimes i might be introvert released the same day and fucking wipes this album
Literally any album that dropped the same day as this wipes it lmao
Literally every album wipes this
@@jay4.166 lmao drake released Kanye’s demo and it was better than every song on this album
Brad's too satisfying to watch. Focusing on Brad's ridiculous visuals makes this actually entertaining.
I’m surprised Fair Trade isn’t in favorites, that was an easy highlight for me on this record
YOU. GET YOUR POSTS OUT MY RECOMMENDED FEED. YOU'VE SPOILED THOSE SHOWS FOR ME ENOUGH.
i actually think yebbas heartbreak is great and probably because its one of the few without drake on it and not produced by him either
album slaps on mute
lmao
Discount Niki Minaj IS Niki Minaj
How love how in the last couple songs he gives them a smiley ball just out of respect for the features, not even cause of Drake. Mans ruined his own album lol
I just came to say that is a phenomenal thumbnail.
Hell is going on with brad’s shirt
his life is like a video game
Whenever I see Brad with blonde hair I instantly think he looks like Pete Davidson
If he just dropped a project consisting of all his intros it would be really solid
the thumbnail work is on point
Yo brad Is there a Radiohead album that you haven't listen yet?
Amnesiac, TKOL, and Hail to the Thief
@@BradTasteInMusicOfficial Nicee, very excited for the next reactions
Hail to the Thief is underrated AF
Fucking excited for amnesiac
@@BradTasteInMusicOfficial damn bro you're in for some greatest albums, sonically, lyrically. You'll love it ❤️
The sample on Champagne Poetry is Navajo by Masego.
It's actually "Michelle - The Singers Unlimited"
I believe Masego produced Champange Poetry though
Soon Drake’s gonna get into beef with Lorde over who has the worst album cover
lorde cover is fire fuckoff
I’d rather see ass than pregnant emojis
her cover is literally ass
@@MrCrowleySix you thought that was real funny did you?
@@MrCrowleySix lol
29:17 and they say aliens don't exist
he literally leaked a kanye demo that is better than this
i’m starting to enjoy this album a bit more, but only some parts of it. it has a lot of potential imo, drake just should’ve put more of the non-album songs on it. this album should’ve been
champagne poetry
papis home
lemon pepper freestyle
in the bible
laugh now cry later
chicago freestyle
what’s next
no friends in the industry
wants and needs
pain 1993
fair trade
yebbas heartbreak
imy2
you only live twice
i feel like that sequencing would be a good way to sum up how drakes career is going, and even though it would be feature heavy, the features don’t carry drake on those songs. drake does his part and more on pain 1993(even though i prefer carti on that song), wants and needs, in the bible, and the other tracks. i feel like that album would be an 8 whereas the one he released is a 5 imo
you included songs from another albums and EP's.
Y'know, I think this video should've been titled as a '...So You Don't Have To', because that's pretty much exactly what this is lol
Brad be like: yeah this song is corny and mediocre…..
10/10
5:36 I remember when I first heard the album, that line made me spit out my coffee on instinct, not sure how that made it out of drafts
Imagine you and your friends are in the car just chillin and you get the aux and you put on this hot garbage.. this album is an instant vibe killer for me
Do you and all your friends despise drake? Sounds like it. Y’all Overhated this album
@@romaretaylor9953 literally trippin man this shit ass
I liked this album. It's not groundbreaking, but like a lot of Drake albums, there are earworms that you learn to love. I also think You Only Live Once is a classic
If u have to learn to love a song its not good lmao
@@ahhhhyes I guess I phrased that poorly. I more meant that there are songs that, on a first listen, might not grab you or vibe with your expectations that, on a relisten, are actually quite enjoyable.
I dunno, I can only talk for me I guess, and this might not apply to your experience with the album.
Nah its dog shit
@@baronroaster404 im just amazed anyone would relisten to a drake album tbh u do u haha
@@ahhhhyes It’s pretty common to learn to love a song or album, usually if you didn’t understand the message in the first hearing or you don’t appreciate things about it.
Why such long ass albums? 21 songs geeze
This album is the worst thing I’ve heard this year. The fact that people are saying this shit is better than Donda is insane.
First sentence is a massive L
ive literally not seen a single person call it better than donda
@@xamp_exclammark you must have been lucky
@@lost_esevenee I’m also lucky. I haven’t heard a single person say this is better than Donda. Then again I stay tf off Twitter
ok this album is repetitive and has the same drake vibe he always has but I'm sorry... Donda is literally a parody
Man really gave girls want girls a smiley ball
Hey brad you should react to the new CHVRCHES album, easily one of the best albums of 2021
album of the 5 minutes before something else came out
Not even lmao little simz dropped at the same time
@@lufufi3iboo k
certified boy lover
Don’t give this stuff the time of day man. Listen to the new Little Simz album Sometimes I Might Be Introvert instead. She actually deserves the attention
YES
He gave it a 10/10
He made a community post about it, you should check that out
he posted it in community!
Havent listened yet why does she deserve attention?
18:36 that three6mafia sample threw me off
The fucking project pat sample jesus
@@Patrick-id9uq yea but the part he used is from niggaz aint barin dat
@@donpylon5102 oh yeah I mean it's in that song but I knew that part from a song called This Aint No Game by Project Pat, check it out. Not sure which came out first but I'll check.
@@Patrick-id9uq no you werent wrong the project pat song is the og sample so it definetly came first, three6 just pitched it up on their song
11:04 You know.?... Honestly, Nevermind.
as a lesbian i feel that i just have extra reason to hate everything about this garbage album lmao
As a lesbian I love this album lmfaoo😭
Girl me too
The way you start feeling half way through is about where I’m at with drake as a whole anymore. Man hasn’t dropped anything exceptional since if you’re reading this.
you like her loss‼️⁉️‼️⁉️
@@realestsienna I haven't yet but I will in 1 hour. Stand by for report.
@@PeterGriffin-rp9iq it’s been an hour peetah, did you like it?? or nah
@@realestsienna It was good. Definitely a solid effort. Some bangers some snoozers but nothing bad, I wouldn't say. Prob not something I'll come back to much but for once I don't really have anything bad to say about drake other than that meg bar. What did you think?
@@PeterGriffin-rp9iq i actually enjoyed the album. i liked that drake finally tried after his last 2 albums. even though honestly, never was different from an average drake song/album, you can tell drake just don’t care abt rapping no more cause he knows it will go #1 anyway
hugging fans
27:10 ur reaction to drake ruining IMY2 w cudi lmao, great commentary love the vid :3
29:15 this creeps me out bro ,_,
someone lied to drake several times
The gloves and glasses remind me of Layne Staley. I mean that as a huge compliment btw!
Good thumbnail
16:20 i found that way too funny 🤣💀
im confused why people compare Donda and CLB, as if it is controversial which is better. CLB is obviously not a good album at all
Saying a compliment is you’re happy the production is good is worse, he’s a multimillionaire, that’s the least he can do. It’s like me complimenting McDonalds on giving me a burger when I ask for one no matter the condition, like I at least expect a burger to come to me.
Most annoying thing about Knife Talk is that Drake basically jacked it from Metro by saying “lemme do a verse” and stealing it
I’ll give it to drake, he made an album for his fans who will eat this album up like it’s the last meal on Earth. Besides that there is nothing interesting to most of the songs. Champagne Poetry will be the greatest deceiving intro of all time that song is fire. Way 2 Sexy is good for obvious reasons. If I was to make a playlist with songs off scorpion and CLB, it would all sound the same. Gotta keep in mind drake doesn’t make music for the artistry, he makes it for the money, which in a weird way I respect.
Way 2 sexy is corporate garbage, its so corny and just not funny
I've never cried and laughed listening to an album before
Goated thumbnail
uhm im sorry… they realise ‘You Only Live Twice’ was already a song, right? It like… a james bond song.
I mean, that tracks. Everything he does is only new and incredible to the people who dont realize that his whole thing, has been done before and by much better artists.
Man really said the best track (7am on the bridle path) is a filler song, what crack are u on brad 😭
fact
You can tell at that point he was bored out of his mind so I don’t blame him
Blame it on the album's pace, those vibe killers just ruined the shine of some of the songs
Turn the lights off,
Imma lay the pipe down
Lay the pipe down, lay the, lay the pipe down
Anyway, I hope Drake didn't get into your DMs with some banan bred recipes after this stream, Bradley.
For the best listener experience put the album on 2x speed so it goes by faster
You should definitely listen to eminem's discography
Drake got it wrong the album cover should've been 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏿♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏽♀️(if this joke has been done already I'm sorry I really had no clue but don't care enough to check)
I really disliked Knife Talk the first time I heard it, it is the only song on the album that has grown on me considerably I actually like it now
love this gloves
Great video Brad, you got it
Masego is too good to be featured on a Drake song.
the beat for pipe down is good tho :((((
bestie.... u need to react to Kick i before Kick ii comes out!!! if you like charli xcx, sophie, 100gecs - arca is the next step
Hey Brad, good video as always! Just wondering why you look at listener track ratings before listening to the album? Feels like it might colour your opinion subconsciosly? (It doesn't seem to from your reaction here, but it could happen right?)
I really need an If I can't have love, I want power review.
kanye is betta
I like your outlook on this album but also i completely disagree with you about pipe down that’s like a 10/10 drake song
Brad you should check out Nas’ Kings Disease 2. Better than Donda & CLB
Certified boy lover
Drake loosies are better than his actual albums nowadays
Lol that thumbnail
What site you use for the music ratings?
Aoty.org
It was a lazy album. Some of the songs on it are good in their own bubble but overall it was just a rehash of his previous work. Drake just relying on his name.
Hola Bard, your shirt looks like an alternate cover of Certified Boy Lover 💕
But good
TSU is seriously one of the best beats I’ve heard in 2021. Simple but does a lot
album is so boring I actually fell asleep by track 5
1:38 schetified lover boy 🙏
It’s a shame that girls want girls has drake in it because lil baby carried the song
Champagne poetry is the only song off the album I like
Fair trade knife talk and IMY2 are the only songs i bump off this
ooooh you the same brad from AOTY
u gonna post your reaction to Little Simz?
I’m gonna work on that soon but it’s in the works
@@BradTasteInMusicOfficial best decision of your life
Are you gonna be posting your imagine dragons reaction? I missed the stream :/
Drake