Ted Needs Some Timmy Lessons (60 Seconds)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 มิ.ย. 2021
- 60 Seconds on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/10...
This video came from my stream on June 3rd, 2021. Watch live Monday through Friday at 11AM PT here: / northernlion
By popular demand, 60 Seconds has returned! Let's see what I remember about this madcap post-apocalyptic survival comedy. - เกม
Every single episode "this is the best starting phase we've ever done"
"Wow this is such an amaz- oh wait ive only got 2 bottles of water for 4 people nevermind"
🤣
Every 60 Seconds episode summed up:
“We’re not taking that phone call, we’re don’t take that resinous ending around here.” (Dies 2 weeks later)
checklist for a northernlion 60 seconds video:
- Takes every family member.
- Doesn't feed sick or injured family members for the chance to get them better.
- Either has too much food and water and barely any important items or too many items and not enough food and water.
- Abandons the 10 opportunities he gets to win either through saying no or through lack of preperation.
- Lives to around day 50-60 and then loses to lack of protection against bandits.
pogger lagann
@@diablofrag2177 -Declares a family member is a liability then sends them out in the wasteland to die for no reason
I like how Timmy spends a lot of time looking directly at the facecam as NL continuously throws him under the bus at every opportunity
I just love this series and I can't quite explain why.
It feels like an even deeper dive into the logical mind of the Hive Egg
Something to fall asleep to, pogged.
Same, much pog to be had.
POG +2
Good night brother
I was rewatching old 60 secs episodes and I just realized this is a new one LETS GOOOOOOOO actually love NL playing this lol
Delores literally destroyed Ted in a debate.
facts and logic reign supreme
suppose for rhetoric's sake we're in a bunker
@@Northernlion and lets say, just as an example, I shit in this bucket. Who must clean it?
@@diablofrag2177 Let's say, hypothetically, that nobody does...
@@greatorder then in that situation it would then be logical to assume that someone gets sick and fucking dies.
We’ve escaped suitcase meta and have entered the map meta
BC children's hospital saved my life. Pog to wealthsimple and a bigger pog to you sir
"We don't even need to read the text anymore"
immediately reads the next event in its entirety.
I love this channel
"this is a Canadian focused episode"
*only references Vancouver*
Typical
He's done it. Sponsorship where he just has to pause the game and read a spot.
...and why are we happy about this?
@@NeoNintendo because the earnings are going to charity you nimrod
@@G13ULTRA and even if it wasnt going to charity our poggyboy, who gives us hours and hours of entertainment (for free i might add) is getting paid! I mean, this guy knows you can always just exert the least amount of effort required for anything ever and skip the part where NL is doing the sponsor read, right? but hey 🤷♂️
loremasters, please explain the psychos bit at start
No
It's a reference to a comic by the satirical artist for the Onion known as Kelly, there's a character wearing a shirt that says "sickos" on it while peering into a window and going "ha ha ha yes", the sicko man became a symbol used by the Ottawa Senators hockey team, and is also an emote in Justin's chat
Nl put himself in the window so he would look like the sicko
@@yourfriendhuffy8268 worth mentioning that the comic the sicko guy is from is a parody political strip, just to explain why he has "sickos" on his shirt. the strip in question is titled "If Drugs Are Legalised".
I wish nl knew some of the minor things. Like what to not send out in the wasteland. He wastes so many resources sending junk out. It’s still fun to watch though.
Hi everyone
Taking the whole family makes me so happy
Title: "Ted Needs Some Timmy Lessons"
Video: "Timmy needs to pay. Maybe we will turn Timmy into bio fuel..."
60 parsecs would be pog
60 parsecs will scratch that alternate endings itch👀
Back in my teenage years, I would eat 1-2 bags of David’s Ranch sunflower seeds a day, a couple times a WEEK, it actually became a problem, I still have to stay away from them or else I’ll fall back into that addiction lmao.
I can respect the sponsorship. Thanks for the company Eggman
Thank god we got to see that sickos bit again. actually made me laugh loudly
I'm quite happy that this is back.
Haven't been this early before 😊 long time silent watcher egg man, I appreciate all the work you do into making content for us all!
please dont ever stop this series you’re becoming one of my favorite youtubers
Masterful intro. Just subbed prime my 2nd month. Been watching for years tho, keep it up!
Blessed intro
I love seeing more of this game
Best thing to watch with my morning coffee
Keep this ones coming baby
Love these episodes
"You think this is the face of a man who's going to succumb to mild, flu-like symptoms? I don't think so." This man is a golden quote MACHINE.
You get sponsored to play games, but having a passive sponsorship is pog. Happy for you.
Hey Timmy go here on the map. *Keeps map from Timmy*
Sunflower seeds are great, but the pre-shelled ones that are just kernels are too fast to eat, makes stomach feel horrible from over indulging a single bag
Ted the type of dude who thinks hes won twitter cuz hes blocked by so many people
the original dopamine farming delicacy
sunflower seeds TM
28:59 “it’s all going to charity *evil laughs like mr crabs*”
Clicking the map does actually have an effect, you can choose certain spots for the diffent kinds of loot obviously, the interesting thing is, after putting an X on it, you need to take the map with you when going outside or it does nothing.
Lmao the window bit got me
Admin he’s doing it sideways is great meta brother. I don’t know if it is faster but it is funny.
41:14 Us Canadians have been low on serotonin for quite a while.
Don't cha know it, bud
Donke donke donk
Thank you based NL for more 60 seconds. Any plans to play more 60 parsecs?
That was answered in the video
@@zackzanoty6586 no it isnt
@@ssgoko88 yes it is he said he was thinking about it he didnt like it as much but reatomized he already knows all the events watch the video lol
@@zackzanoty6586 yeah, heard him say it but was hoping there were plans for more. Oh well, plently of nl to watch
That ad break took me by surprise
World Egg day is 8th October NL so you have double chance at some celebrations
“if you have 5 and a half soup cans you do not want to open that door” 😂😂😂
and the cat sharikov has an ending start taking him in more!!!
now I understand why people say, "never clicked faster."
Thumbnail game getting strong
Sleep time
Imagine dying because you tripped falling taking out the trash. LUL.
This needs to be as regular as isaac
Extremely Jawa voice “SPONSOR THE EGG”
i was zoning out halfway to northernlion when I heard that he was promoting something? Our Eggdaddy has a sponsor !!
if timmy didnt steal the soup you could have fueled the ice cream van
60 Parsecs is a great idea! The writing is much funnier and it's much more balanced. You feel like you actually have to make strategic survival choices that are better informed. Still has some great RNG too and the loop is very similar, but it's a much more refined experience in hindsight!
bubble gum is like you never heard of me?
wait, did NL's bit about sports advertising on stream come to fruition?
I love this show! He should give 60 parsecs a try
41:30 nice fallout 1 ref
The average Ted fan vs the average Timmy enjoyer
Mutated spiders event ----> not doing anything -----> mutated MJ.
So many Bandits...
60 seconds with a promise of 60 parsecs is pogged up
Timmy is absolute
Just here for the stuff-grabbing.
poggy energy
Soon Ryan will have as many sponsors and ads as Hafu and I’m not mad about it. Get your bag, King.
TH-cam is giving me an option to clip a section of the video? Like a twitch clip??
To be honest 60 parsecs is an absolutely undiscovered territory. NL played it, like, only once if I'm not mistaken. And that's it.
Sun Flower seeds are okay to eat, but eating the shell is very bad and can lead to stomach and or intestinal cancer, ulceration of the stomach, bleeding in the stomach and rectum, lacerations on your sfincter which can lead to infections, pain, septicemy and necrosis.
Do not eat the shells, or at the very least do not make it a habbit. There is a reason we have seeds without the shell.
For anybody wondering about that, better late than never.
Egg give me mindscanners
RG [developer] May 28, 2015 @ 10:59am
Sorry for the late answer. We try to check discussions regularly and answer every question you guys ask (see other threads), as soon as possible, but this one flew past our radar.
The map's x does have an impact. That's all we're going to reveal. Most things do. Someone mentioned the radio - using it also has an impact.
This was from a comment from a developer on the steam page.
I wish he would put the stream date in the description
should of kept mj around, she kills the bandits at the door
You gotta send them to the NoFrills out on Abbott and Costello.
Would love to see a 60 parsecs run
60 Parsecs is pogged
You're supposed to spit out sunflower seeds? oh
You should try the challenges in 60 seconds. It's like Isaac challenges
Don't lie to me Timmy! You soupy baka!
All that food and water and he won't feed his sick son :(
POGGY
Man thats a real sad case for deloris
drunk high
I hate how, but understand why it happens, people apologize for ads. I don't care about this sponsorship being there. In fact, I'm happy. You get money and I get the free content. It's a win/win.
Greetings Egg, I understand that you may prefer 60 Seconds to 60 Parsecs, but I'd love to see you give the game another couple runs.
Woop
NL should play monster prom
More mindscanners please?
YESSSS YESSSS!!!
HAHAHAHAHA
YESSSSS!!!!!
Drunkhigh
Uh pog 4 minutes
Did Ted's wife do the Timmy training for him...?
Hello youtube algorithm
Leggo
8:48 - I did eat like 4
edamame whole (at least not after someone else ate the actual good part) the first time I had them before someone could tell me what to do with them. They taste pretty good still but the hairyness is a little weird.
Why does the video have a sponsorship disclaimer?
0:30 my new desktop background.
If Ted is so bad y not start as Delores