Just in case you wanted to know. You can buy airsoft smoke grenades that are used during MIL-sims, they tend to work just as good if not better than service smoke grenades
Smoke grenades are actually used in the UK for a lot of the high FPS games, and they're a lot of fun to use, and add another tactical element to the game
I have indeed seen some of those games and given the location/game types they look like a lot of fun. However, with the scenarios I "think" this article is going for, it's only right to call out smoke grenades as hilariously innapropriate.
Whenever he did the “run” sound, for some reason my laugh was in-sync to every time the music did the uh…. ‘Duh duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh’
The reason why it’s so obsessed with the jolt is because my mum wrote it ( she’s obsessed with the jolt because she doesn’t want me spending £100 on a nemesis)
Loving the super-sassyness from you in this vid! On a serious note, come on over to the UK some time for one of our ultrastock games, and you can play with as many smoke grenades as you like! There's something about being in the woods, with sunlight lancing through drifting smoke, while Worker darts whistle past you at 300fps!
I mean, the role could be possible if you had that gun that switches between elite darts and mega darts, and made the mega darts act as "health syringes" or something. You could be like the Rescue Ranger from TF2, shooting friendlies to heal and enemies to eliminate.
I think your the best qualified besides TK to tell us how to play the game types Beret. Please do a Video on each game type, 3-15 ....etc. come on, come ooooon! They would be funnnnnnyyyyy😏. Either way, I need some newbs to see what this is like to play Fast Foam
Great video, sir. I looked into those Flex glasses and they are very nice for the money. The only problem that I see is that they are labeled (at least online) as being Z87 compliant. They should be fine for HvZ, but if blasters are shooting very hot I would prefer some that are rated for safety.
I just do enough outdoors things that I feel better with the Z87 certified sunglasses. But those are definitely cool, and I like that they are sponsoring Team Paradox.
I would consider a "medic assassin" either an assassin that specifically targets medics or an assassin that specializes in being a double-agent (pretending to be a medic to get close to the target).
I wish you had used the medic footage as stock footage and just inserted it in as filler. Well maybe not. It sounds funny on paper but i dont know if it would in execution.
*Step 1: Attire.* Get a red flanel shirt and high boots. *Step 2: Melee.* Get a Klaw Hatchet. This is gonna be your main weapon. *Step 3: Blaster.* Get a Zombie Strike Brainsaw Blaster. The blaster is gonna be your secondary weapon - you better use the chainsaw all the time. *Step 4: Wouldn't be Wikihow otherwise.* Get some Nerf grenades to clear rough areas and train yoursel to run. Learn how to leap from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. *Step 5: You are now a Nerf Lumberjack!* With your best buddies by your side you'll sing, sing, sing... I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day I cut down trees, I eat my lunch I go to the lavatory On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea He cuts down trees, he eat his lunch He goes to the lavatory On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day I cut down trees, I skip and jump I like to press wild flowers I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps He likes to press wild flowers He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspendies and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa He cuts down trees, he wears high heels? Suspendies and a bra? What kind of...?- I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all da
Under the Geneva convention killing a medic is bad and a medic shooting (unless they have to) is bad. A medic may be armed however just in case. Take that all with a grain of salt however as it's a scrap from a YT video (About a dentist who fought a ~100 v 1 battle managing to save his troop but losing to 8 of the 100. He was a pacifist and rather religious but went ape s*** after the Japanese started killing his patients while they were in the medical tent.) and I'm a random teenager on the internet.
i see beret is a subscriber to mrbeast i respect that cause i am a subscriber to him as well, i was just scrolling to the channels on the beret channel to find out of darts and i came across mr beast
Dear weeaboos: If you are not killing a specific person for a political, economic, or religious reason, you are a regular guy, or a stealthy boi. You are not an assassin no matter how many wrist knives and parkour skills you have.
going barefoot isn't that hard if you do a little every day and build up the muscles in your feet. My brother is able to go barefoot on pavement and grass so far and he started like 6 weeks ago.
I prefer barefoot over shoes, always have, at almost 30 i have very thick heels bottoms of my feet, but they are still smooth. The only things that hurt are sharp rocks. Ive even stepped on military pins that embedded themselves in my feet, and i did not know for over an hour, when i pulled em out no blood or nothin. Comes in handy more often than people would expect
At this point, I'm actually expecting to hear the "running" soundtrack if I should ever be so lucky to meet you on the Nerf-field.
What he should run in a war: backpack PA speakers.
69 likes nice
As a Nerf Lumberjack Medic Assassin wikiHow author, I take offense to this
As a nerf assassin sniper medic cqb operator ninja swordsman demoman I completely agree
As a nerf tank assassin medic cqb operator ninja specialist swordsman demoman spy shock trooper sniper and robot I completely agree
As a farmer nuke tank tank destroyer officer operator lumberjack assassin medic cqb demoman swordsman lawyer I completely agree
@@hehehaha1820 You didn't say nerf before your titles
Yes
As a Wikihowian, my hands are tied and prevent me from deleting this.
Not sure how to obtain a smoke bomb but you could use a glitter bomb to get the same effect: getting instantly banned from the game.
TRUE
Just in case you wanted to know. You can buy airsoft smoke grenades that are used during MIL-sims, they tend to work just as good if not better than service smoke grenades
thank you for putting the TF2 reference in that made my day.
ALL OF YOU ARE *D E D*
Lol
Blutsauger means blood sucker
@@Klonoa1488 good to know
Pootispencer here!!!
10:38 get ready folks, the Sneak Attacker is a Jolt from the Rebelle line. Wow.
It's a Jolt with storage for two more darts that came under a lot of color schemes and names.
Lol
@@Daniel_Huffman and also bright pink or purple
Smoke grenades are actually used in the UK for a lot of the high FPS games, and they're a lot of fun to use, and add another tactical element to the game
I have indeed seen some of those games and given the location/game types they look like a lot of fun. However, with the scenarios I "think" this article is going for, it's only right to call out smoke grenades as hilariously innapropriate.
Getting 50 tags as a "medical assassin" grants a promotion to Harm-acist
How to make a nerf smoke grenade wikihow: 1) get a dart. 2) get a lighter. 3) dare to be stupid
4. Put down your chainsaw.
5. Listen to me.
6. Become human
7. Eat Cheerios
Or mix potassium nitrate and sugar
@@upas9655 CHEES-ITZ
What the fu-
Brett, it's about damn time for you to write an article for WikiHow. Maybe something like: how a Nerf Battle _really_ works.
Whenever he did the “run” sound, for some reason my laugh was in-sync to every time the music did the uh…. ‘Duh duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh’
The reason why it’s so obsessed with the jolt is because my mum wrote it
( she’s obsessed with the jolt because she doesn’t want me spending £100 on a nemesis)
I have not even thought about nerf guns in like 10 years but I have been consumed by this rabbit hole
Next time, can you have one of the "I'd run that in a Nerf war" options as a fish? Like in 6:50
Time will tell
Loving the super-sassyness from you in this vid!
On a serious note, come on over to the UK some time for one of our ultrastock games, and you can play with as many smoke grenades as you like! There's something about being in the woods, with sunlight lancing through drifting smoke, while Worker darts whistle past you at 300fps!
One day, one day
The first Claymore was actually placed quite geniously
Great video
I love the skits you do to show what you are saying
Whoever disliked this is getting coal for Christmas...... after I light it and put it under his bed
wikihow article : how to read wikihow articles
I think 'how to write wikihow articles' will be more valuable...
whoa...
wikihow: how to read how to read wikihow articles.
Yes, highly trained military spies & hitmen do their missions barefoot to avoid detection.
Also, HEAVY
Instructions not clear has jolt in mouth
A Sneak Attacker is a Rebelle single shot pistol.
I mean, the role could be possible if you had that gun that switches between elite darts and mega darts, and made the mega darts act as "health syringes" or something. You could be like the Rescue Ranger from TF2, shooting friendlies to heal and enemies to eliminate.
Oh yeah
So, basically how to be a Battle Medic.
Gosh I hope there are more commercial breaks in future episodes
I get how ridiculous having band-aids during a nerf war is, but... I wish I had some when I stumbled on a cactus during a nerf war.
2:43 would have been perfect for the Captain’s “Merder Merder quote XD
When I heard "immediate termination" I was getting some MTF EPSILON-11 Vibes
I think your the best qualified besides TK to tell us how to play the game types Beret. Please do a Video on each game type, 3-15 ....etc. come on, come ooooon! They would be funnnnnnyyyyy😏. Either way, I need some newbs to see what this is like to play Fast Foam
4:38 "Balls"
yep. rival balls directly shot in the face. that must've been painful (like seriously, ouch)
that being said, this was my favorite line.
You have no idea how long it took to make that work...well you will you soon.
*mention of smoke bomb in nerf war*
BERET SMASH
So apparently being shot by a Nerf dart shaves off of your life, so you need medics...
Don't tell me I can't dual class!
I just looked it up and the sneak shot is a non pistol sized nerf blaster from the 90’s 😂🤣🤣
Great video, sir. I looked into those Flex glasses and they are very nice for the money. The only problem that I see is that they are labeled (at least online) as being Z87 compliant. They should be fine for HvZ, but if blasters are shooting very hot I would prefer some that are rated for safety.
Fair enough, they're definitely more durable than some of the other eye pro I've used. We will just have to find out!
I just do enough outdoors things that I feel better with the Z87 certified sunglasses. But those are definitely cool, and I like that they are sponsoring Team Paradox.
Can't wait to be a nerf medical ninja raider sniper assasin
I would consider a "medic assassin" either an assassin that specifically targets medics or an assassin that specializes in being a double-agent (pretending to be a medic to get close to the target).
“have some quality equipment”.....
Just has some fish gun flashbacks
6:50 Why the fish???
Why not the fish?
@@beretnarf Why the fish or why not the fish. That is the question. :)
But really, I feel like there is a funny story behind it...
I wish you had used the medic footage as stock footage and just inserted it in as filler. Well maybe not. It sounds funny on paper but i dont know if it would in execution.
Wiki how
breaking the gineva convention so you don't have to.
6:50 one of these things doesn’t belong here.
BraydenCH04 Is it the flashlight or the fish
What is a Nerf Lumberjack?
I was afraid someone would ask this...
...have you tried searching wikihow?
*Step 1: Attire.*
Get a red flanel shirt and high boots.
*Step 2: Melee.*
Get a Klaw Hatchet. This is gonna be your main weapon.
*Step 3: Blaster.*
Get a Zombie Strike Brainsaw Blaster. The blaster is gonna be your secondary weapon - you better use the chainsaw all the time.
*Step 4: Wouldn't be Wikihow otherwise.*
Get some Nerf grenades to clear rough areas and train yoursel to run. Learn how to leap from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia.
*Step 5: You are now a Nerf Lumberjack!*
With your best buddies by your side you'll sing, sing, sing...
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea
He cuts down trees, he eat his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies and a bra?
What kind of...?-
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all da
the sneak attacker is a rebbele jolt
I have a large amount of questions
A medical assassin is an assassin who pretends to be a medic
6:00 but baret we want to choke out anyone in the enemy fort.
Put a stampede shield on a nite finder
Can you be _scheduled_ for immediate termination?
Yeah. Slow death by smoke bombs.
If you want to be a medical assassin, just watch the tutorial ,,How to be a nerf sniper''
Wait did you guys see the guy with the giant fish
The “s i l e n c e” mod
What a godly wiki how
“I’m gonna break something”
Did Walcom write this while drunk?
Oh ok.
I think this article writer did too much Combat Medic in TF2 and SOMEHOW thought he could fabricate the same experience in dartsoft.
a perfect video
Meet the amazing... spy medic?
Now I need a stuffed catfish...
Under the Geneva convention killing a medic is bad and a medic shooting (unless they have to) is bad. A medic may be armed however just in case.
Take that all with a grain of salt however as it's a scrap from a YT video (About a dentist who fought a ~100 v 1 battle managing to save his troop but losing to 8 of the 100. He was a pacifist and rather religious but went ape s*** after the Japanese started killing his patients while they were in the medical tent.) and I'm a random teenager on the internet.
Brought to you by: Jolt and smoke grenades. Also, Nerf Office War!
Lovely video! :3 #LorettaStrikesAgain
the sneak attacker is a rebelle jolt reskin :/
The best weapon was the fish
From now on all payers are to default as a "Medical Assassin"!
2:41 When you see a fortnight video
THE HEAVY IS DEAD
when a smoke bomb is thrown
Me: Oh Sh*t MUSTARD GAS!!! RUN BOIZ.
also me: ._.
also hi
We also bring up captors
What will I am medical assassin do when I’m being held captive other than to smoke bombs and run like heck
I like the beret thing and I think it looks good but if I started wearing a beret, people would think I’m like fuckin retarded or somethin
Scp 049 in a nutshell 9:41
Smoke grenades? Airsoft smoke grenades? Would that get banned? I have no idea
In the UK we allow smoke grenades at some of our ultrastock games
Treezy that's actually kinda cool
Medical assassin huh gauze pad grenades?
Lego longstrike. Funny
Must...build...Nerf Lumberjack
I dubb the Fast Foam!!
Mahan is the forum that in a war
Everything is just a jolt reskin
I swear these articles are written by trolls
LOl I think they took this down
MEEDIC
i see beret is a subscriber to mrbeast i respect that cause i am a subscriber to him as well, i was just scrolling to the channels on the beret channel to find out of darts and i came across mr beast
If you are taking nerf this seriously where you start using smoke bombs
Maaaaayyyyybe its time to switch to paintball or airsoft
hi
HI
sry caps
balls
Reeee
What why? This is not so good
I am the 777th liker
326th view.
Great video!
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Dear weeaboos: If you are not killing a specific person for a political, economic, or religious reason, you are a regular guy, or a stealthy boi. You are not an assassin no matter how many wrist knives and parkour skills you have.
going barefoot isn't that hard if you do a little every day and build up the muscles in your feet. My brother is able to go barefoot on pavement and grass so far and he started like 6 weeks ago.
I prefer barefoot over shoes, always have, at almost 30 i have very thick heels bottoms of my feet, but they are still smooth. The only things that hurt are sharp rocks.
Ive even stepped on military pins that embedded themselves in my feet, and i did not know for over an hour, when i pulled em out no blood or nothin.
Comes in handy more often than people would expect
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Who even cares.