Worst Excuses Call Of Duty Players Make!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.ย. 2024
- Worst excuses Call Of Duty players make! From blaming lag to hackers Call of Duty players have a lot of excuses up their sleeve for whenever they play bad. Leave a like and comment the excuse you use the most on Call Of Duty!
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“I’m just getting used to my ‘new’ sensitivity”
It takes time ya know lol
._. I always play with max sensitivity
Dragon razor same, it’s the only way to do good
Lil Scholar I mean I so use to maxing my sensitivity that I have to put them in all my other games
I need to stop reading stuff at 4am. I read this as new sexuality...
"They are a 4 stack clan"
"HES USING A SHOTGUN/SMG WITH LASER"
"HES SPAWN KILLING ME" (10 seconds after spawning)
"NICE SPECIALIST"
"WHY IS THERE A CLAYMORE THERE"
"ME BATTERIES DIED"
"I HATE THIS MAP"
Some of these actually apply to Crossout as well. I ran into a four stack clan in five matches in a row today, and they were coordinated as fuck.
Used everyone of these when I'm grinding 😂
@@danielthompson392 Awesome, proves the game isn't dead at all. Keep playing! sucks about the four stack tho
WHY IS THERE IS THERE A CLAYMORE THERE!!!!!!!! it killed u did it not? thats why its there
Too much recoil
1) "Why the hell is he there"
One for whenever I get killed by a (usually low level player) sat/camped in a completely illogical or ridiculous spot on the map
2) Lets not forget "You headglitching scrote", because CoD's engine has been the same way since the start, allowing players to exploit those chest high cover points
3) And on a the note of the engine, "I WAS ROUND THAT CORNER", for when you what you see in 1st person is miles away from what the server has, and what others see - so you get shot, and the hitmarker is a second behind you and die when you should already be safe.
You, sir just wrote 3 of my most used lines😂💀
deadly accurate :D
"THIS FUCKING HIT DETECTION IS TRASH"
I used the head glitching ons a lot too. At the same time, I'd sometimes take advantage of the same mechanic though. Aren't we massive hypocrites playing CoD?
I was round the corner will be on my headstone
My personal favorite is when I'm sniping and someone rages about me "hardscoping" . Never understood the hatred for using a sniper rifle the way it was intended
Cryptic Airsoft Psycho because it takes a lot less skill and in a fast paced game it should be used to quickscope rather then camp
@@Domtooboss wtf
@@LastGenRichtofenn what
every competitive aggresive snipers (including wannabe one) says that
Ok, so if your going to brag about your,”Amazing Shot,” and it’s you sitting there hardscoping, then yeah, I’m going to be kind of frustrated but if your sniping and hardscoping then it’s fine. It’s only bad if you brag about an amazing trick shot and your sitting there looking through a scope.
You forgot the
“Dude, this is my first game on”
Or
“I haven’t played in like 3 days man”
Unsubscribe from me First game on is legit tbf I almost always do shite my first game on😅
Weirdly enough for me I play better if I haven’t played in a bit. It’s probably just a coincidence but nevertheless.
"WHY IS THERE SO MUCH FLINCH" USUALLY FOLLOWED BY A CONTROLLER SMASH
Getting accused of hacking is one of the biggest compliments you can recieve
Can’t just be me who says “what a sweaty bastard” on a regular basis can it?
Me too
I ALWAYS say it even tho I'm a huge sweat msot games
cian mcgrath mate same to be honest
I'm in this comment and I don't like it lmao
me in the other hand says:i gotta have my towel and take a shower when i have intense lobby including mw 2019 and most pc cods :p"
Excuses:
"Im lagging so bad man"
"Nah this guy is hacking im sorry"
"I literally shot him in the head"
"Woow nice host"
"This guy is using a lag switch"
"So out of everyone he goes for me what am I supposed to do"
"Im legit getting spawnkilled"
"Of course this guy is using a shotgun"
"Wow this guys helicopeter is doing everything for him he is not even good"
"Im carrying so bad my team is so shit"
"If I put a shotgun on this guy would be getting destroyed"
"They are all camping"
"Stop fucking hardscoping dude"
"This guy is trash hes using the best gun in the game"
"It wouldnt let me shoot/sprint"
"I hate this map so much"
"Activision fix your game"
"I dont even know why I bought this trash game"
"I need to get "used to this new controller/controls"
"BRO what servers are these wtf?"
"This is my first game on"
"I hate this gamemode lets play something else"
"This guy has aimbot"
"So you're telling me I put like 50 bullets in this guy and he didnt die? (Probably didnt hit him once)"
"I cant concentrate when I'm playing with friends"
"I couldnt hear his footsteps"
"Yeah I was talking to my moooooom"
"Why is this guy headglitching"
"This guy needs to get good he cant even quickscope"
"This gun is so bad"
"I need a new controller"
"Wooooooooooooooow" (And says nothing else)
Keep this list next to you when you're playing and you should be fine lol
Y dnt u hve alot of likes?
2/3s of these are more so complaints than excuses
@@unsubscribefromme4350 you want a medal?
The FinalGamer yes I totally want a medal
@@unsubscribefromme4350 Well I dont have one
“MY DADS HITTING ME”
My girl is pegging me
*fisting
Mizuki Shiba your dad does it too?
@@nanananana4198 nope
I ran out of ammo and he was lagging all over the dimention like Dr Who! That's my story and im sticking too it.
"Wow, what a try hard"
“always comes for me” yeah that’s me lmfao
For me personally I find just mildly stress relieving to just admit when either I've made a mistake that got myself killed or the other person outplayed me. Sometimes I may even give them props if it's a kill that actually took a lot of skill to pull off. Like if someone sniped or QSed me from a far distance.
"Fuck this game I'm not playing it" continues to play through the match
"Using that gun takes no skill!" (mainly said it in BO3 when people used the Brecci)
Especially in bo2 when the whole lobby was lagging then the host got disconnected and everyone said "Finally"
"How did that not hit?! ITS WAS RIGHT ON YOUR FUCKING HEAD!"
“Jump on here for a laugh but the other teams just fulla sweat’s
“My parents said I’m the biggest disappointment in their life”
When you get around a corner but still die “How!? I was clearly behind the building!”
“My controller isn’t working” Now that’s a classic, that I still use to this day....don’t judge me
Damn coffe all over the desk again, that noob was sooo lucky.
This just randomly popped up in my recommended. I'm not disappointed.
"What the fuck, I put about 100 rounds into him!!!!!"
While not acknowledging that you missed 97 out of the 100 bullets 😂👌
mk2 carbine in a nutshell
Tbh though, I've unloaded rounds into people and they not died, but then I've had same happen to me where I turn around and kill em.
My favourite excuse is when you kill someone and they say “you only killed me because you’re hardscoping”
Because using a sniper correctly is not allowed lol
4:08"They can spiritually find you and go out their way to drop that missile ON YOUR HEAD!" 😂😂😂
"The Spawns are fu**ed" and "I joined half way through"
To be fair, COD spawns can be quite bad.
"Why the hell did that missile hit me?? I just spawned"😂
The old "I wasn't even trying" or "This is my 2nd account"
Biggest excuse "They always come round the corner as im reloading. They must know" when in reality I reload way to often
Yeah that's something I need to train myself out of doing
I always scream "WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE SO GOOD " 😂😂
“The other team is trying so hard”
Buddie of mine actually blamed clouds in MW3. One of those players; that when he’s constantly dying, he looks for anything to blame.
Most of the time especially with the older cods, I just blame the poor tik rate, because that’s what causes you to get shot even after you’ve ran around a corner.
What about “I only lost cause Marley was distracting me with his videos” cause this happens for me
My favorite is "HE'S USING A LAG SWITCH" despite the past 4 or 5 games being on dedicated servers
“I WAS JUST PRESSING NOTIFICATIONS FOR MARLEYTHIRTEEN”
My biggest problem is when ever I play with my friends I struggle to keep a positive kd but as soon as I play on my own I play really well it’s really annoying because everyone thinks I’m Shit now
I say " it's my first match on"😂😂😂
"MY GUN WOULDN'T SHOOT!!!" Is a common one I throw out there
The preditor part is so legit 😂😂
My mates always crack me up, never excuses just the usual phrase of "that's just fucking bullshit". I feel that encompasses every excuse 😂
Sometimes the lagging part is actually not an excuse and it’s true
'I've just prestiged so don't have my best loadout on'
The ammount of times i have been banned from private servers calling me a hacker.. while im recording as well. It’s hilarious to see their reactions when i post them on forums
When you empty a clip on someone and still die, then look at the kill cam to see the other guy’s screen go red before he even starts shooting back...
“HE’S IN THE CORNER!”
“FUCKING HACKER!”
“NICE AIMBOT!”
“NICE SPECIALIST!”
“FUCKING QUICKSCOPER!”
“WHY ME?”
“GO TO MW2/GHOSTS!”
I haven't played since the last good CoD came out.
"pff yeah I was playing with a wii remote that round try again pal"
No notification needed. Thanks for the upload Marley!
#notificationsquad
The classic, "sweaty (Insert derogatory here)" always is a good one
"Nice ranked match" when played mw 2019 :p
"That gun is OP"
"F**kin P90 Juggernaut Prick"
I like to use the excuse "this is the first game I have played in a week" even if I have been on all day 🤣
My favorite is “I got 20 hit markers on him”
"He's hacking" has become part of my daily phrase bank since war zone 😭
It's probably true half the time 😂
I actually used some of them lag devices back in the day
"am i the only one ptfo?"
"there is no way that i didnt see/shoot you first!"
I have one that is an excuse but it’s usually not wrong. When I blame my teammates, it’s most likely their fault, you know giving enemies streaks, giving them map control, and making me want to cry.
If I get completely beat by a player I compliment him/her. But there was this one time where I complimented the enemy for being good and his play of the game shows him aimboting. I have never felt such betrayal...
Actually had "you wouldn't come at me on a CDL rotation map, try me on Hackney yard"
How about the classic "I'm lighting these guys up but they kill me in 2 shots every time"
2:10 lol I was playing cod the other day and I kept lasering people and every time I killed them I heard them say "He's hackin" or "he's using aimbot" and it was hilarious
“BRO WHAT DO YOU MEAN!”
“YOURE NOT EVEN GOOOOOOD”
all sweaty players be like:Cuz WDYM no one of them bad you just fucking shit and so fucking ass ( i got this line from drill rappers name oboy)
' How does he know I was gonna be there ' ( Probably cause they've a uav and I'm not using ghost 😂 )
I watched this channel so much a long time ago. Glad to come back to it and see it doing it’s great content. Keep up the great work m8.
‘Adjusting to a new sens or controls’ after like a week of changing it
Love your videos Marley make my day when I'm down thank you keep up the work
I remember back in the days of AW I was pretty competitive with my clan but my sister at this time was constantly using some video calling app and was always calling about 6 different people on either her phone or her IPad and this made playing the game for me downright impossible as I was lagging to hell and back and my clan didn’t believe me and assumed I was BSing them then my friend came other and saw how bad it was and said “guys he’s not Bullshiting he’s really lagging” IE when I pulled out of a scorestreak I was on a black screen kinda bad, but my parents thought I was draining the internet and kept telling me to get off even though I couldn’t connect myself so they made my sister delete the app but she reinstalled it and the cycle continues about 5 times
3:41 - 3:49
Actually I have a small squad of ~5 players, and we like always when the announcer yells that there's a glidebomb (yes we play ww2.) coming, we're always like "Who's gonna catch it?"
And when it hits one of us we're like "I caught it!"
Plays search and destroy, in a 1v6 Situation, Slays out, then it becomes a 1v1. Boom i die. Yells "FUCKSAKE I SNEEZED"
"Fix the hitscan already!!"
'Nice host' is my most used xD
Marley, looking at my average K/D I have nothing to have pride in...
I play alot of halo and they're the worst about blaming host or lag.
i had to subscribe after the predator missile😂😂😂 it always goes for me
“ It’s my first game on”
“I knifed him first”
Oh love that one
But we all know we knifed first
Is this typhoon on Xbox
I think I have made all those excuses and then some, except for the whole sniping thing
I could fill a TH-cam channel with compilation vids of the “it always goes for me” excuse being used by me and my mates 🤣
I've never once used an excuse for poor performance but I have a habit of saying "I thought for sure I was gonna miss it" when I accidentally do a trickshot due to panic I usually use a sniper and if you see me quick scope or hip fire its mostly cause you made me panic but a truly bad habit I must say would be that I always try to revive downed players even if it kills me and diving into a power drop while knowing I will be surrounded once I land also grabbing max ammo when i'm down
That’s me the “it always goes for me”
You know when your connection is bad when it takes more than half a second for the leaderboard to show up.
#notificationsquad when I play casual I'm always competitive 😂🏴
Ok i gotta say the new cruise missiles legit have a tracker stuck to my head
“THE FBI IS RAIDING MY ROOM!”
You forgot, “who the FUCK puts a claymore THERE!!!!”
Lol. No one among my friends (including myself) hasn’t used at least half of these. I was playing MW 2019 on a five stack a few days ago on Shoothouse when we got obliterated by a cruise missile, and the first thing 3 of us said was, “Course it comes for me,” like the enemy player had a vendetta against each of us and didn’t just want an easy quad feed.
Actually, we’ve individually used ALL of these.
I still can’t believe Captain Price made a youtube channel.
Gary.. how did you miss "Your controller has run out of batteries". This is your go to excuse 😂
I like saying “I’m using a different play style” or “I’m trying a new gun”
The "it always goes for me" one.
It is like I have a fucking target on my back in CoD. Not just with killstreaks, but in general, everyone just fucking homes in on me at times.
Hahah youre so right about the ego boost lmao loved copping those messages and youre so right about the pred missile swear they loved me haha
I always talk crap to another squad and if we lose a round I say, "Alright guys, let's actually turn our tvs on"
When you very clearly take cover from an enemy shooting at you but they somehow manage to kill you through 2 buildings and a tank
Och aye, it’s the notification squad the noo
Once got told I was using cheap weapons for easy kills on operation neptune, I was using a bat... on attack...
YES FINALY A NEW UPLOAD LETD GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I hate people that say that lagging or not playing the game in a while isn't a valid excuse