wow i could have given you one with opening shot and elemental compositor and ricco rounds and or high cal.....i have two with that exact roll. Dire promise naturally drops for me like 5 times a week lol i have a bunch in my vault with nice rolls lol or would you like one with range finder opening shot? i have one of those too lol
@@chunkyizanagisburden i have all that except have light mag and handling mw. like for real though that new grenade launcher and dire promise are the new edge transit for me
Me: "Holy cow I finally got a god roll spare rations! I can't wait to use it to grind for Not Forgotton!" Bungie: "lmao hand cannon mains use dire promise now idiot." Me: "Oh well, at least the gun is still good-" Everyone: "Haha hard light go pew pew."
I still use Spare Rations for one reason: my Dire Promise 4-taps, my Spare Rations 3-taps. I like both and switch between them constantly, but I prefer my SR. I also still use Rose quite a bit.
Jason Temple example lmao? He’s talking about dawnblade, which is a great super. Stormcaller is the middle child, and nova warp is comparable to dog feces
Jez: Stay in the fight for gods sake, believe in yourself! *Me, instantly going for cover as soon as I take 1% damage as I know that I'm going to lose the gunfight.-* DAD PLS-
Revendigo tbh, the content drought only partially exists. For the casual, sure, it’s there. For the nerd, there’s always grinding out every exotic catalyst, getting high star roll gear from raids, title grinding, etc
Once I was playing on dead cliffs and me and some random litteraly spawned at the exact same time at the exact same place. NOt even one after the other. Same place and same time
This gun with overflow is really fun to use in both PvE and PvP, not a handcannon person normally other than Lumina & Austringer. Stick a backup magazine on it and you can get 28 bullets auto-reloaded into it. Very fun for tricking people into re-peeking when they think you need to reload! Normally I stick a scout rifle on as my primary, but for this season I'm pretty happily running my Dire Promises.
Is spent 0 shards on this weapon and got Hitmark, Flared Magwell, Snapshot, Rangefinder. Am I being toxic? Maybe. Am is still going to flex? Absolutely.
I've gotta say, I really like the combo of facecam and no facecam. It really puts emphasis on the great (or not so great) plays in combat. Great work my man!
Yo, I was the warlock you were talking about at 7:13. I was finishing Redrix's Broadsword so I was literally feeding the person in first for most of my games. Awesome game and great content!!!
if we go with the naming convention for this video, then “DireBender” just sounds like a gay guy in distress. Still love the content~ and I’m still sick of melee in this game.
Man I feel you. Whenever I enter crucible I'm like "Ok, lets play a couple of games and just chill", but then spawntrappers/hackers/ghostmelees/launchmeleesfromtheFingmoon happens....And I just can help, but get triggered. I love destiny, but sometimes it's just feelsdestinyman
So, funny story. I hadn’t played since D2 year one, and I started back up again a couple of weeks ago and so I check through my vaults to see if there’s anything meta I can use to try and use for a crutch in crucible. Turns out I have a 150 hand cannon that I start using because Spare Rations is also 150 and also meta. It’s the Dire Promise. 1 week later, it’s meta now.
5:59 the reason why I never use Arcstrider in PvP even though the neutral game is good it's so easy to just run away from (without even needing Icarus dash).
The first dire promise I got was a random drop from an orange bar enemy. It has opening shot, rangefinder and a range masterwork. RNG smiled on me that day.
I tend to get these weapons way after they’re already deemed as meta. I got a god roll spare rations with rapid hit, multi kill clip and ricochet a few months ago. I just got a dire with opening shot, rangefinder and high cal a few days ago.
I havent played since d2 moved to steam. If I wanted to start again, do I need to buy every dlc or just the most recent one? Also is it even worth playing
Hey Jez, stability is the new black on handcannons. I got one with steadyhand hcs ricochet rounds opening shot and rangefinder with reload mw yesterday. maybe i start using HCs again with this one
hello random scroller, im currently live on twitch & would love to see you - www.twitch.tv/th3jez
Lies, deception
wow i could have given you one with opening shot and elemental compositor and ricco rounds and or high cal.....i have two with that exact roll. Dire promise naturally drops for me like 5 times a week lol i have a bunch in my vault with nice rolls lol or would you like one with range finder opening shot? i have one of those too lol
@@yackemup ha I spent 8500 shards and still don't have the opening range roll I want I ideally want truesight ricochet opening range and a range mw
@@chunkyizanagisburden i have all that except have light mag and handling mw. like for real though that new grenade launcher and dire promise are the new edge transit for me
@@yackemup how many shards did you spend
plot twist: dire promise is actually an ornament for spare rations
Other way around dire was here first.
I dislike this plot twist
He was running quickdraw with the black armory that switches faster when a weapon is emptied. I do the same and abuse people
Explains why it took me 2 months to get a godroll of this
Hrh
Jez is a sadist for leaving the blury top of his monitor at the bottom of the face cam
Darth Th3Jez has learn to channel the full might of the Dark Side.
its a new facecam effect. he showed it on stream
Na he is just blurring out the hairline so i think we shpuld make him wear hats like keem
I did not notice that until I saw this comment. I am blind.
This is one of those things that you see, and then it bothers you forever lol
I have just one question:
How do you play rumble and not spawn in the sights of, or within 5 feet of an enemy literally 100% of the time?
Right?!?
But your back is turned and they have a shotgun
I literally spawned INSIDE of another dude spawning in rumble yesterday, was wild af, we melee traded
Get gud console player
@@francisvigoreaux3965 Who won?
Are we going to talk about how that Warlock is named Spitfire because Warlocks are basically Spitfire fighter planes this season.
ENEMY AC130 ABOVE!!!!
Alright thats it, Hanz get ze AAA gun
Me: "Holy cow I finally got a god roll spare rations! I can't wait to use it to grind for Not Forgotton!"
Bungie: "lmao hand cannon mains use dire promise now idiot."
Me: "Oh well, at least the gun is still good-"
Everyone: "Haha hard light go pew pew."
BrenGamer so true for console players
@@haze2534 Its true for everything, I know, im the pew pew man.
I still use Spare Rations for one reason: my Dire Promise 4-taps, my Spare Rations 3-taps. I like both and switch between them constantly, but I prefer my SR. I also still use Rose quite a bit.
Pancakedino9356 they both 3 tap tho?
@@Cayde-6sHorn why does your dire 4 tap
Destiny community for ~5 years: wArlOCk jUmP SUckS
Th3 Jez, circa 2020: Warlock movement actually cracked
Bungie only knows two things: nerf into ground or buff till overpowered
It's the only thing us warlock mains have got going for us. Leave us alone!
@@duke1845 sure, we'll totally forget about the super overpowered roaming supers too I guess.
Jason Temple example lmao? He’s talking about dawnblade, which is a great super. Stormcaller is the middle child, and nova warp is comparable to dog feces
@@letterv4198 youtube is full of videos of all 3 wrecking tons of people. it all depends on how good you are at using them.
Jez: "Warlock movement is so cracked"
Me: *fails jump and slowly glides to my death knowing how much of a failure I am*
As a fellow Warlock this is a mood
Sawyer Dean honestly reminds me of how inconsistent warlock jump is
Revendigo inconsistent? if its incosistent thats on you. i never have problems.
ree ree no it’s definitely inconsistent
@@bungiescams3292 no, it's Definitely consistent, it's totally on you. and i'm a warlock main.
The mario music is always the highlight of my day
Alternate title: Jez flexes his shards on us even though he has a PERFECTLY GOOD spare rations
I haven’t played destiny for like a year but I still watch my boy T H E jez!
4:38 _complains about Warlock's melee lunge_
trust me, Jez, all us Warlocks ever wanted was a standardized melee speed. None of us wanted this
I would have also preferred melee speed on par with hunters and Titans. Mainly because of how 1-2-punch used to work.
Galen I’m tilted just reading that
“Can he see me through walls?” Says this immediately after shooting in his opponent’s general direction
Jez: Stay in the fight for gods sake, believe in yourself!
*Me, instantly going for cover as soon as I take 1% damage as I know that I'm going to lose the gunfight.-* DAD PLS-
I saw this comment just as he said it in the video. Lol
Nuuuuu, Jez didn't end with his usual "ur super cute" D: btw Jez, you're super cute xD
but Jez, have you tried just *getting* it the first time?
4:58 every opposing Mindbenders would have 1 shot me over that range LUL
6:04 - correction: warlock movement is cracked on only one tree of one subclass
Streamers: IM QUITTING DESTINT BECAUSE BUNGO (instert reason here)
Jez: lol it's a meme
Honestly I think mtn top is the only thing That’s super annoying rn
275 That and the huge content drought since shadowkeep
Revendigo tbh, the content drought only partially exists. For the casual, sure, it’s there. For the nerd, there’s always grinding out every exotic catalyst, getting high star roll gear from raids, title grinding, etc
275 ah yes going through old content stops it from being a content drought
I guess we never had content droughts in d1 either
Revendigo There’s new content droughts, sure. But there’s always going back and getting the things you missed
Jez’s reaction when he won the game was so wholesome :)
This editing is so underrated. You take the FACECAM OUT when there's action. THANK YOU Jez for starting my day great.
Once I was playing on dead cliffs and me and some random litteraly spawned at the exact same time at the exact same place. NOt even one after the other. Same place and same time
Happend to me to
4:38 When Jez forgets about the warlock melee range buff in the season of the worthy
That reaction to winning “oh.... ohhh I won” love it
This gun with overflow is really fun to use in both PvE and PvP, not a handcannon person normally other than Lumina & Austringer.
Stick a backup magazine on it and you can get 28 bullets auto-reloaded into it. Very fun for tricking people into re-peeking when they think you need to reload!
Normally I stick a scout rifle on as my primary, but for this season I'm pretty happily running my Dire Promises.
8:04 the timing is NICE
I spent 7k shards and didn't get a good roll and now I'm bankrupt
Is spent 0 shards on this weapon and got Hitmark, Flared Magwell, Snapshot, Rangefinder. Am I being toxic? Maybe. Am is still going to flex? Absolutely.
noice
0 shards, same roll but with bouncy boi rounds.
Joisawsme same
FlaemFlyer I feel like I stole this weapon because I got the god roll from a prime engram
0 shards swashbuckler opening shot
I've gotta say, I really like the combo of facecam and no facecam. It really puts emphasis on the great (or not so great) plays in combat. Great work my man!
other gamers:
let's save our shards so we can spend it on stuff. let's save 1,000 legendary shards
Th3 Jez:
Yes
Yo, I was the warlock you were talking about at 7:13. I was finishing Redrix's Broadsword so I was literally feeding the person in first for most of my games. Awesome game and great content!!!
The most unexpected ending ever. Aaaaaaaaaaaaa
7:40
Shaxx: Don't spend all that ammo in one place!
Jez: No, i don't think i will.
6:50
*It has a little something for everyone*
What
2:40 Jez, who has streamed and recorded Destiny 2 crucible gameplay for over 3 years: “I can jump through that?”
TH-cam:1 view
Also TH-cam: 75 likes
Me: Yes
Not ganna lie my favorite part was the backround music at the beginning
if we go with the naming convention for this video, then “DireBender” just sounds like a gay guy in distress.
Still love the content~ and I’m still sick of melee in this game.
the stages of Jez:
Stage 1: Wait what
Stage 2: Wait
Stage 3: Incoherent scream
Streamer gets killed*
Streamer: “hE mUsT bE hAcKiNg”
Where's the audio!?
7:06 you look as surprised as a toddler opening a kinder egg 😂. IDK why i find it hilarious
That little “ooh I won” was literally the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen on TH-cam
Jez: *attempts to shotgun somebody from 10 meters away and it does no damage*
Also Jez: “oMg wHaT iS tHiS coNneCtiOn?! He’s iMmUne”
If ya didn't know jezz.
Jump cancelling draw animations on lock and titan bassicly gives you quick draw speeds Reguardless of perks
Jez: dodges and matches the Mario music
Me: *Salivates profusely*
The face is back. You love to see it!
5:52 Psy from Gangnam Style did drink a lot for a time...but then he started his own record label in Korea called "P Nation." Not kidding.
“Trying to snipe me from Javelin even though we’re on Dead Cliffs”
My man that sniper has some
*R A N G E*
Man I feel you. Whenever I enter crucible I'm like "Ok, lets play a couple of games and just chill", but then spawntrappers/hackers/ghostmelees/launchmeleesfromtheFingmoon happens....And I just can help, but get triggered. I love destiny, but sometimes it's just feelsdestinyman
Dire Promise: good gun
Current sandbox: boutta end this man's whole career
This man has grinded for months to get that high amount of shards and he just wasted it for a handcannon lmao , this guy is the best.
Probably not a waste for him if he likes handcannons though.
I’m glad there’s a real good hand cannon that’s accessible to everyone that doesn’t involve gambit prime cus the SR grind was gettin O L D
Honestly, face cam or no face cam, I love to see ya boi Jez’s videos even though they are two very different styles. Love em both
"Nouurrrr Warlock movement is cracked" every hunter who ever popped a roaming super ever.
Imagine dropping 5k legendary shards on a gun only to have it sunsetted
So, funny story. I hadn’t played since D2 year one, and I started back up again a couple of weeks ago and so I check through my vaults to see if there’s anything meta I can use to try and use for a crutch in crucible. Turns out I have a 150 hand cannon that I start using because Spare Rations is also 150 and also meta. It’s the Dire Promise. 1 week later, it’s meta now.
Saw this video, thought: “maybe I’ll give it a try” and received the exact same roll on my third Engram. Only cost 75 shards!
5:59 the reason why I never use Arcstrider in PvP even though the neutral game is good it's so easy to just run away from (without even needing Icarus dash).
It's crazy how much smaller your setup room looks when we can see the top of your monitor
The first dire promise I got was a random drop from an orange bar enemy. It has opening shot, rangefinder and a range masterwork. RNG smiled on me that day.
Which color you have on your hunter gear??
4:38 Warlock melee range got buffed this season because of how much longer it takes to cool down than hunters and titans.
my 3rd dire promise was high cal, snapshot, rangefinder and range masterwork lmao
Jez literally has the most perfect mindbender’s but is using Full Choke over Rifled. I need to steal it from his vault
this Jez gives off quarantine energy, I'm vibing with it.
Jez you may not feel it but you have improved your pvp skills drastically since the start of shadowkeep, well done
Jez: *uses a snapshot QD fullchoke mindbenders*
Also jez: *never aims down sights*
I tend to get these weapons way after they’re already deemed as meta. I got a god roll spare rations with rapid hit, multi kill clip and ricochet a few months ago. I just got a dire with opening shot, rangefinder and high cal a few days ago.
With Ophidian Aspects, Warlock melees maxes out at 7m-it’s pretty insane.
Jez: Any plot twists in the chat?
Me: "The call is coming from inside the house"
That ending though, "I ran out of mouse space reeeee-"
"This game is garbage, from deep within its foundation but I can't stop playing it and I love it"
Felt
Jez just has to show us his god roll mindbenders every time he uses it
4:38 he lunged from so far away because he's a warlock. Their melees have a longer range but a slower animation.
I got hit mark, high cal, opening shot, swashbuckler, and stability masterwork roll from a crucible rank up pack
"Oh I can jump through that?"
Me having played a map 100 plus times....knowing literally nothing about them in any game with PvP
Elemental capacitor and opening shot is a a pretty slept on roll for dire. Its pretty smexy
The artistic difference between 9:46 and 9:56 shows the author's grand mind and how he is able to say one thing and yet... do the other.
Hey Jez, I dont know if you read these BUT, the editing is really great for this video. Great audio edits... really made the video.
9:38 Jez’s inner Mtashed came out
My first Dire Promise drop was High Cal, Opening Shot, Rangefinder, Stability... it is... in fact... wonderful.
Okay maybe I'm just slow and never noticed but do you play with the color blind settings Jez?
4:11 ophidian aspects plus quick draw is nuts dude
This gets funnier each time I watch it “i ran out of mouse space” lmao 😂
My second ever drop of this thing was Opening Shot Rangefinder w High Cal and I have never stopped thanking RNGesus
4:05 Using Ophidian Aspect, boosts weapon ready speed, maybe primary had Quick Sling mod
I got this role in my first dire promise, thought it was bad, and dismantled it. I feel bad now
I havent played since d2 moved to steam. If I wanted to start again, do I need to buy every dlc or just the most recent one? Also is it even worth playing
I saw a bunch of waking vigil videos and was womdering when someone would notice dire promise, thanks mister Jez
That awkward moment when you dismantled a “god roll” dire promise cuz you thought the gun was trash then see this video🤦🏽♂️
I got that exact roll on like my second dire promise... Sorry Dad.
Lol. I just found it an engram after defeating a random boss... ha.
And I didn’t even want it.
The dodge went perfectly with the music at 1:28 lol
So I've been playing Quake champions and it's freaking awesome,
I highly recommend it
A hand cannon that looks like a actual revolver....
SIMPLY MADNESS
Imagine not getting a god roll on your first roll and going broke for a duplicate old fashioned lmao
Ikr
Hey Jez, stability is the new black on handcannons. I got one with steadyhand hcs ricochet rounds opening shot and rangefinder with reload mw yesterday. maybe i start using HCs again with this one
love ya j3z keep up the good work!!♥️♥️
Jez: *pops ult*
Everyone that sees: gotta blast
Alternate title: for the first 3 1/2 minutes jez gets 5 bodyshot kills with the handcannon