Jez is what I imagine the stereotypical Hunter to be. He even helped a Titan get a girlfriend Edit: MarcoStyle and MyNameIsByf would be the stereotypical Titan and Warlock respectively Edit 2: Also, for context, in lore the Hunter Pahanin introduced his Titan friend Wei Ning to Eriana-3, and she became Wei's girlfriend, which makes the fact that Jez managed to the same thing for Datto absolutely hilarious. Edit 3: lmao Datto and Daniele got married
"I basically turned around, spread my cheeks, and was like "Any thoughts?"" -actually almost spit my drink out at this line. This is the content I sub for
jez; "where is this guys internet??? hes in the galapagos islands, with his wifi routing through china...under south arabia...thats all the countries i know i cant name anything else." I actually died there, the content is infinite, the laughs never ending ;)))))love u jez
Jez literally dodged every one of those hammers at 6:53, while I am melted from the face of the earth when one so much as lands in the same postal code as me.
Sat here trying to work out why this all looked familiar. Took 9 minutes to remember I watched this on twitch... He literally replyed to my comment in this video... I am ashamed...
Jez, you're looking quite healthy and I'm definitely jealous! I need to be better at my at home workouts. Keep it up, and let Amy keep kicking your butt lol!
I just love playing three days of Iron Banner on my hunter to get everything but the chest on the first day and then get it the third day. Even more so being killed for the quintillionth time by the gnawing hunger, summoner, or felwinter lie.
I find the Skyrim music in the background to be nice and soothing but really out of place in my mind because all I’m thinking of is shouting the graybeards of the mountains instead of focusing on the video
As someone who is severely colorblind to the point where colorblind modes dont help, and a titan main, my vision is literally based on movement. So i love this
Never thought that the only thing that would make me want to play this game again over destiny 1, is watching The Jez play and my boy wanting to play with me
18:12 haha so relatable. All my matches in Aus are like this but every single person has that connection which is why on top of mountaintop (the broken sandbox in general) Ive stopped playing.
I filmed this one live on my twitch channel literally 2 months ago - www.twitch.tv/th3jez
Th3Jez ily
PepeLaugh
you can literally be datto's dad but instead he is your dad
I love you Jez!!
and here i was thinking this was from the most recent IB
Jez is what I imagine the stereotypical Hunter to be. He even helped a Titan get a girlfriend
Edit: MarcoStyle and MyNameIsByf would be the stereotypical Titan and Warlock respectively
Edit 2: Also, for context, in lore the Hunter Pahanin introduced his Titan friend Wei Ning to Eriana-3, and she became Wei's girlfriend, which makes the fact that Jez managed to the same thing for Datto absolutely hilarious.
Edit 3: lmao Datto and Daniele got married
Meanwhile us warlocks are just floating around everywhere and just existing
imo warlocks are just the super ego/always best in school adjust glasses anime character
Titans are just the bullies in school, who are smoking pot in the back of class
@@KurokoFS I can testify good sir
@Th3Jez make this fireteam happen
Never thought I’d see a Jez video in this dimension
Alternative title: "Iron Banner but just all the Iron Banner parts"
I literally just clicked the video to semi-sarcastically-but-not-really say, "Iron Banner but only the toxic parts? So nothing removed then"
This is gospel
Jez: "All hunters share one brain"
Me: "Mom said it's my turn on the brain"
Only the toxic parts, you could’ve left this whole session completely unedited
#forcerhasspoken
true
That's what i was coming to point out. "Only the toxic parts of IB?" What parts of IB are there that aren't toxic? 😉
"I basically turned around, spread my cheeks, and was like "Any thoughts?"" -actually almost spit my drink out at this line. This is the content I sub for
“There are moments when you just don’t want to be firing a blank“ - The3Jez, 2020 year of our Lord.
"All Hunters are the same, we all share one brain."
Me, a Titan main: "I dunno man, sounds kinda Communist to me"
Thank you for le heart, le Jez
"am i a joke to you?" Saint 14, 2020 (The year of our lord)
All Hunters share one brain, all Titans share one crayon
@@spymaster0035 I take offense to that. I'll have you know I only take from my own personal stash of crayons.
@@josefzalusky7307
You got any left?
I ran out of blue and need some but the store only had green and red.
17:45 "Playing video games really is the dream, if your dream is to play video games."
It's hard to argue with his assessment
Love how Datto the whole time is standing over Jez just like my dad, just uninterested and agreeing with me
"You can- One does simpl- Not simply- J- You-"
- Th3Jez, 2020
We need a compilation of streamers saying “watch this” before throwing an amazingly bad spike grenade
I like how he just had an abusive relationship with his grenade
They say the more triggered he is, the higher pitch his voice gets.
Count them 6 adrolls. Not even an apology video
jez; "where is this guys internet??? hes in the galapagos islands, with his wifi routing through china...under south arabia...thats all the countries i know i cant name anything else."
I actually died there, the content is infinite, the laughs never ending ;)))))love u jez
All these comments ask where is jez
But nobody is asking HOW is jez.
P.S. how are you jez?
good ty
Aww this was wholesome. A LITERAL PC BOT BTW supports this level of caring energy.
Gotta love the Wii Sports Resort menu music there at the beginning LMAOO
When the world needed him most, Optimal Boy returned.
Jez “Who uses a bow in 2020”
Me who’s a bow main *nervous laughter*
Jez literally dodged every one of those hammers at 6:53, while I am melted from the face of the earth when one so much as lands in the same postal code as me.
I love the tf2 spy call out Jez also am I the only one just bopping to the chill skyrim dragonborn theme playing in the background at 15:43
"Where is my my hair going, I'm not even 27"
Try to be 25 and already have white sideburns
That Datto rant is absolutely perfect, we need more Datto rants with your sarcastic quips perfection
with the subtitles i see why this took a while, also this is such a vibe reminds me of the Warmind CoO type of jez vids. Im liking it
“I thought Tuesday was yesterday”
“I know it’s Friday”
Is Sunday
... Jez you good buddy?
Been patiently waiting on the next upload, this was worth the wait. Glad to see a vid up again.
i liked this video because of Datto's 2 minute long rant about flying warlocks with mountaintop
low key this is the best destiny 2 content creator ngl :)
The enthusiasm in your voice when you said Lets play chicken and killed the titan, made me laugh so hard i dropped my cookie xD
Vid title: "iron banner but only the toxic parts"
vid length: *20 minutes*
sounds about right
Alternate title: Iron Banner but I cut out all of the gnawing hungers
"Is he in the same crucible map as you?" Accuracy.
Shotguns are wack, I shoot someone 3 times at close range and don’t kill them, but everyone else can yeet people from across the map...
That Titan using their super at 9:53 was so funny to me 😂
11:04 OMG I laughed so damn hard I fell out of my chair! RIP.
Love your vids Jez.! Also...Love Amy's videos!
2:50 That's a massive roast if i've ever seen one. One full of years of mountaintop rage.
Alternative Title: "Iron Banner but my Spike Grenade hates me"
When the warlock at 17:20 does what Jez was doing the whole game (pressing w with a shotty) and Jez gets mad lol
When he said that no one has ever got a kill with arkstaff i felt that!
“Where is this guys internet? He’s in the Galápagos Islands” lmfaooo
Sat here trying to work out why this all looked familiar.
Took 9 minutes to remember I watched this on twitch...
He literally replyed to my comment in this video... I am ashamed...
The Hunter Dare - Find a hunter that isn't a part of the hive-mind
You found one, then. I'm that one hunter that broke off from the hive.
Never thought I’d see a jez video from this generation. Love it
Jez, you're looking quite healthy and I'm definitely jealous! I need to be better at my at home workouts. Keep it up, and let Amy keep kicking your butt lol!
I was just thinking about you Jez yesterday, I was thinking " Man,I really miss Jez and his dark humor where is he? " and here you are ☺
Jez has reached a new dimensional tier of the “I’m a toxic boi” meme
I really vibe with the high pitched and seemingly nontoxic “WHAT”. Literally me all day
that laggy titan towards the end had me rolling
It's always nice to see dad's supporting their children in gaming, so wholesome.
“But only the toxic parts”
Does that actually remove any content from consideration in this case?
Jez a couple videos ago: ”felwinters isn’t that good, I’m kinda disappointed “ also jez: “proceeds to ape with felwinters “ 🤣🤣
I just love playing three days of Iron Banner on my hunter to get everything but the chest on the first day and then get it the third day. Even more so being killed for the quintillionth time by the gnawing hunger, summoner, or felwinter lie.
"Am I dumb?"
-Jez 2020
18:13 Yo wtf was THAT?! Mans was using thundercrash and blink together lol
I love datto hovering around jez like an absolute dad
*"Hairy Austrailian found trying to burn down Bungie headquarters after a 90 IB lose streak"*
I find it funny that his longest video except one other in 9 months is a video purely about his toxicity and banter. I approve!
I find the Skyrim music in the background to be nice and soothing but really out of place in my mind because all I’m thinking of is shouting the graybeards of the mountains instead of focusing on the video
Instantly liked because new Jez vid. Love to see it.
I think we should have a one hour of Datto ranting about mountain top
"Am I worried this video is gonna get demonitzed? You know I am"
Video has 7 ads in total. Think you're safe from the wrath of TH-cam today.
Jez when he misses: im simply considering wether I want to hit my shots or not
2:53 Datto’s best roast
i love how the last game's leaderboard said Jez, then the next guy was named *Is very bad*. In other words, *Jez is very bad*
awesome vid jez keep it up my man and continue to entertain us to the max with your vids.
500k subs pog congrats Jez
"Iron Banner, but I lose every single game"
6:10 He Stopped Moving For One Second, And Paid The Price😂
Love the vids keep up the great work, you and the others be safe
Hi jezzy, good to see you uploading again💕
u effing cutie
my power went out right as you asked what type of person uses mountaintop unironically ... i’ll take that as a sign
15:03 That Jotun went right by his head lmao
9:54 Somebody e-mail BADASS GAMING, ‘cuz we’ve got ourselves a *SUPERFAIL*
Gotta love the jez noise at 5:47
I like the addition of pop-in subtitles! I think you should move them just a little bit lower though. But maybe I'm just wildin idk
I just love that Donkey Kong country background music is a thing now. Hello to my childhood.
@TH3Jez when is raid night 2 coming out???? I’m so ready give me that...
Glad to see Datto's posting on his second channel again (love you Jez)
Jez: Brainlessly uses Alt+F4+Delete at close to medium range, the shotgun.
Also Jez when killed by it: "U BRAINLESS LITTLE! @#&^# Ahhhhhhh!"
You looking good, man! Love the lighting!!
Can we talk about 16:54 when he stuck the Titan with the smoke LMAOO
Datto's running commentary on mountaintopers is top content right there
As someone who is severely colorblind to the point where colorblind modes dont help, and a titan main, my vision is literally based on movement. So i love this
"He could be in this very room. He could be you. He could be me! He could even be-"
"Their vision is based on movement" bro I was eating and literally almost spit drink out
Never thought that the only thing that would make me want to play this game again over destiny 1, is watching The Jez play and my boy wanting to play with me
Damn your vids are so good and they are still getting better
18:12 haha so relatable. All my matches in Aus are like this but every single person has that connection which is why on top of mountaintop (the broken sandbox in general) Ive stopped playing.
When I saw this video I literally said out loud, "JEZ"
Here after Marcostyle's video
Man it’s good to see you upload again
That wii music just increased my serotonin levels by 200%
is it just me or did those hand cannon shots at 1:25 sound in sync with the wii music?
No meme.... I love you guys. So cute, so funny, so meme-lordy
Even toxic, you are one of the most entertaining content creators out there
This video gave me the laughter i needed :D
9:56 is that you, BADASSGAMING? Lol
the wii spots resort theme in the very beginning was very nice