Hey, be nice to the 1 guy working from home still on the PVP sandbox. He has sleep problems, and he loves donuts. Apparently more then the PVP sandbox they hired him for. He may also be a dog. See next expansion for a decision.
Bungie: sunsets all our favorite guns in favor of “more interesting” and less repetitive metas Also bungie: introduces the most repetitive and annoying meta possible
Remembered when they nerfed blinding grenades on launchers into the ground because they weren't balanced? But freezing your ass 20 times per game is completely fine
Strangely enough, I have no problems with stasis. Maybe I’m just good at avoiding simple ability casts, but I never found it hard to outplay even the hunters super.
Some guy at Bungie : “Guys I have a great idea to fix PvP we let everyone freeze eachother that way they can’t play the game and can’t have complaints”
@@xriomedabeast1107 my steam is set to Russia, Each region has its own price points because of different financial economies. So while it's $75 for the US, it's half that for me.
@@Denariio So what your saying is, I can get a VPN and set it to Venezuela, a country with extremely high inflation, set steam to the US and get beyond light for barely anything?
Tips for stasis: 1 dont get frozen 2. Pop super to escape if frozen so u wont insta die to shatter 3. If no super while frozen, dont break out, breaking out activates shatter damage and it cant kill you but it will leave you at like 1hp
skill-less titan sliding with shotgun: "gun go pew pew" Stasis: "hold my ice" i love it. it keeps those kiddies at a distance and forces them to actually come up with a decent strategy besides slide-punch-repeat
JEZ: I didn’t mean to tbag so sorry it was a slight fail it’s not what it looks like I swear I can explain I have the time ME:more like NO TIME TO EXPLAIN hehe LOL
Don't normally comment but I will say 1) I absolutely love guns shooting burst fire, laser beam bullets, and 2) quick endorsement 'cuz been usin' Keeps for around 4 months at 30 and it's been workin' like a charm so far. I'm not back to the full, thick, luscious locks of my childhood (the dream, right?) but my scalp is not reflecting the full force of the sun anymore either so... one step at a time. And I'm barely on my 2nd bottle of the foam so a little bit goes a long way. Anyway, always good to see the content Mr Jez.
Just have a scaling version of cold/freeze. Only the super can instant freeze, all other abilities apply a stack of cold. It would slow handling/ads, then move speed, then freezing. So you can still freeze, it just takes ALL of your abilities to do it. And obviously breakout damage needs to be removed, and speed increased.
this is why they should make things separate from PVP like the ice move allows you to break out faster or justs have your screen frozen but in PvE it puts them into the frozen cube longer
"OMG YOU WERE THERE! I thought you were closer!" First, my life in PvP in a nutshell! Second, it was so nice seeing Jez make that mistake 1,000 times funnier than when it happens to me. Third coffee all over me when I actually laughed so loud my dog caught air jumping from a dead sleep. Also hilarious.
As I am a player who just came back to the Destiny universe in well over a year, overwhelmed with all kinds of things to do, setting my eyes on trying to get all the Black Armory weapons and armor and doing exotic quests to eventually lead up to soloing Pit of Heresy... I paid $50 to have all that taken away.
Jez's hair looks amazing and his forehead is who he is he looks handsome and stunning no more bullying people for their hair or heads or bodies people are beautiful just the way they are
Glad to see he’s got more vids from Datto’s place in the works. Always nice to have Dayton or Danielle completely interrupting recording but it stays in the vid. 😂😂
“Let’s hop in crucible and try not to rage at stasis.” I feel this on such a spiritual level and I have adamantly avoided pvp, not wanting to feel that pain even once
Came back after almost 2 years of the gun existing. Interesting to see how it was really well performing for a long while, but never really came into the meta for well over a year.
Don’t think Jez realized stasis is supposed to be a more calculating and difficult super that specializes in elaborate planning with high payoff rather than press W and ape with the other subclasses
i did a tally of my deaths in crucible. out of 144 deaths yesterday 107 were stasis related. whether the slows or fully frozen. or that tornado that follows and instantly kills you
@@Gunther69420 PvP I can completely understand. I haven’t beaten the story since I’ve been focusing on bounties, so I can’t say anything about that. Season of the Hunt starts next week so we should be getting more content then.
I don’t understand the point of when you break out from being frozen why it damages you. Like I’m already panicking and tapping keys, buttons, whatever with the might of a god to get out and then it brings me down to low health so then I’m panicking even *more* and spamming my dodge to gtfo and recover. And when I’m panicking I start using melee and use up my grenade. So by the end of it all I’m most likely dead and or trying to bring my heart rate down
I don't think Stasis is as bad as people are saying, there's definite changes needed. I think I'd like a damage melee and grenade, rather than just freezes though. I get that it's ice but I want my warlock melee to be Skyrim level icy spears, not just "lol this does the same as everything else my subclass does"
all the warloks be like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO STASIS IS BALANCED DON'T NERF THE TWO YEAR FREEZE STUN AND EVENTUAL DAMAGE PERIOD IT IS SOOO FAIR. WHAT SO WHAT IF MY MELEE ABILITY FREEZES INSTANTLY." while all the mlg be like "hehe grenade launch jump be like brbrbbrbrbrbrbrbbrbr my heart with neva die."
When he said “hi TH-cam it’s me Jez,” I was thinking to myself and welcome back to my tiny pp. And then he said min schlong. Only creative creator on this platform.
The state of stasis is fine. Stasis is a fun dynamic and it's not overpowered. It's exactly like most other subclasses but instead of the ults or grenades killing you, they freeze you, and then you get killed. Not much different imo.
force breaking out the ice taking damage is a brilliant thing by bungie, u can wait and take no damage, or break free early and get damaged. its a decision and entirely ur choice. They shouldnt change this.
I REGRET NOTHING!!!
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First comment
That’s a lie
Namaste Jez. At least you didn’t spend over a hundred dollars on the ornament like Blue did for a Polaris Lance ornament
Jez use stasis
I've personally said "fuck it" to the thought that pvp would and will ever be balanced and embraced the chaos
the only right answer for PvP
Wait until Mayhem pops up. Everything will freeze over.
I love your profile pic AJ
@@ZeroFuyu Not if I Blade Barrage with galanor shards
Yeah man just have fun with it, no sweat
“I can explain...I have the time”
So you spent $30 to have no time to explain, then you end up having time anyway? Now THATS a waste of $30
No time to explain why he has no time to explain
You get 4 seasons with it right?
@@Mr.Skeleton-El yeah, i got the deluxe aswell and you get 3 seasons with it aswell
Jez: let's try not to rage about stasis
Also Jez: *immediate stasis salt*
Stasis is hilarious, I love it!
This is true I was there
Remember deciding the title
Remember developing the game ?
Same
Two more likes on this comment please
@@Imskuul lmao yuh
“This pulse rifle hits like a Mack truck…or as I like to call it: Datto’s shlong personal vehicle” now... can we get a confirmation 4 that statement?
Hey, be nice to the 1 guy working from home still on the PVP sandbox. He has sleep problems, and he loves donuts. Apparently more then the PVP sandbox they hired him for. He may also be a dog. See next expansion for a decision.
Crucible in a nutshell: I want to break free!
Yeah
So funny I’m laughing
That........ good taste in music i would have never thought that...... fits perfectly with pvp at the moment XD
Your as cold as ice
Me: 'pre orders'
Game: "have this pulse"
Me: "wheres the ornament?"
Game: 🖕
exactly dud same here
Which version did you get cause the ornament is automatically on the gun
@@davidl2899 For me it was in ornaments like normal but not automatically on it and I got the one with 4 seasons.
I believe it's in Cosmodrome for some reason, assuming you bought it.
Me: 'pre orders'
Game: 'heres a pulse' 🖕
Bungie: sunsets all our favorite guns in favor of “more interesting” and less repetitive metas
Also bungie: introduces the most repetitive and annoying meta possible
“They call me lazerbeam larry” is my new quote and you can’t have it
Remembered when they nerfed blinding grenades on launchers into the ground because they weren't balanced? But freezing your ass 20 times per game is completely fine
When did they nerf blinding
Strangely enough, I have no problems with stasis. Maybe I’m just good at avoiding simple ability casts, but I never found it hard to outplay even the hunters super.
@Rohan Bosco nudie link. don't click
@shu pst It's not hard xD
Same procedure, avoid ability and grenade hits.
@@nexotoflua3739 true for everything except the warlock tracking nade
Some guy at Bungie : “Guys I have a great idea to fix PvP we let everyone freeze eachother that way they can’t play the game and can’t have complaints”
No Time To Meme: The Meme
The prefect title
XD
“Hello 97% Male Audience”. Heyyy other members of the 3%. Represent!
Proud to be one of the 3% 😂
3% here to represent :>
Heyyy! We're not alone after all.
I felt so called out when he said that lol. We can like Destiny too!
@@NthngLeftToBurn he never said girls cant like it he said most people who watch his videos are men its just a fact
Jez ur finally uploading again my depression has been cured
Hmmm
You definitely weren’t depressed about this... stop saying stuff like that. People actually deal with depression unlike your sorry ass
@@P2873 It’s a joke, stop being a softy.
@@P2873 yh bro chill out
Lol I spent $32 on the entire deluxe package.
The 4 season passes convinced me. It was a steal
How?????
@@xriomedabeast1107 my steam is set to Russia,
Each region has its own price points because of different financial economies. So while it's $75 for the US, it's half that for me.
@@Denariio So what your saying is, I can get a VPN and set it to Venezuela, a country with extremely high inflation, set steam to the US and get beyond light for barely anything?
@@sandravathanysuppiah6369 it doesn't work like that, you have to completely change your steam's region. And it's a one time thing you can't reverse.
@@Denariio dammit
Bungie: We have no time to explain why we have no time to explain why this pulse rifle cost $30.
Edit: what do you expect it’s bungie
@Rohan Bosco ip grabber 100% dont click on that
You do also spend it on the entire years seasons
@@chungo2548 what
@@chimp2057 true
@@jayweber3022 someone posted a shady link and then deleted it i guess
Alternative title : Arc Soul but it’s a pulse rifle.
No time to explain or outbreak perfected? This is keeping me up at night.
I think outbreak has a faster ttk but no time to explain probably has a better perk. I guess it’s up to preference
i forgot pulses got buffed, tbh outbreak with catalist should be op in trials
@@thunderblunder5994 I forgot it had catalyst tbh lmao
@@iestyn3676 lol yeah, its extreemly good for trials due to the dmg buff
@@iestyn3676 No time to explain actually has a faster ttk because it can 2 burst
That was honestly one of the slickest add placements I’ve ever seen
Seeing jez getting frozen 12 times in a row is the funniest thing I’ve seen in years
Tips for stasis:
1 dont get frozen
2. Pop super to escape if frozen so u wont insta die to shatter
3. If no super while frozen, dont break out, breaking out activates shatter damage and it cant kill you but it will leave you at like 1hp
skill-less titan sliding with shotgun: "gun go pew pew"
Stasis: "hold my ice"
i love it. it keeps those kiddies at a distance and forces them to actually come up with a decent strategy besides slide-punch-repeat
but also here's an exotic catalyst that requires shotgun kills, have fun
Jez: Hello, 97% male audience.
Me: Damn, I really am the token chick everywhere, aren't I?
xDD
JEZ: I didn’t mean to tbag so sorry it was a slight fail it’s not what it looks like I swear I can explain I have the time
ME:more like NO TIME TO EXPLAIN hehe
LOL
i love how everyone is crying about stasis but they feel fine sliding around corners and using only felwinters or mountaintop
Don't normally comment but I will say 1) I absolutely love guns shooting burst fire, laser beam bullets, and 2) quick endorsement 'cuz been usin' Keeps for around 4 months at 30 and it's been workin' like a charm so far. I'm not back to the full, thick, luscious locks of my childhood (the dream, right?) but my scalp is not reflecting the full force of the sun anymore either so... one step at a time. And I'm barely on my 2nd bottle of the foam so a little bit goes a long way.
Anyway, always good to see the content Mr Jez.
I'm liking for the "Get your primary out my guy, this is an intervention, you can't just walk into a room shotgun out"
You cant have a broken weapon meta if everyone freezes eachother to death.
-Bungo probably...
Glad to see you posting again, love the videos and streams. Keep it up man
"Back of the pack Dad-turret" is the best thing I've heard all year and it's my whole vibe right now 😂😂
That gun wins the "Gun with Most Fitting Name" award. No time to explain. No time for anything. x)
“ I can explain. I have the time “.
That fucking killed me.
What an emotional moment from jez at the end there. Always joking but I saw some real emotion during that hair product push... rare indeed
I never knew how depressed I was until my happiness increased with the all these uploads from the J man himself
Just have a scaling version of cold/freeze. Only the super can instant freeze, all other abilities apply a stack of cold. It would slow handling/ads, then move speed, then freezing. So you can still freeze, it just takes ALL of your abilities to do it.
And obviously breakout damage needs to be removed, and speed increased.
In lore it makes sense why Stasis is so broken, its meant to show guardians the darkness has more power (and its working very efficiently)
Loving the upload schedule. Keep it up 💪💪
Omg my whole team just got frozen
You could say the got “ FROZONED”
Help I can’t stop laughing
4:52 "i can explain, i have the time" really got me XD
this is why they should make things separate from PVP like the ice move allows you to break out faster or justs have your screen frozen but in PvE it puts them into the frozen cube longer
"OMG YOU WERE THERE! I thought you were closer!" First, my life in PvP in a nutshell! Second, it was so nice seeing Jez make that mistake 1,000 times funnier than when it happens to me. Third coffee all over me when I actually laughed so loud my dog caught air jumping from a dead sleep. Also hilarious.
breaking out of ice hurts less if you have more resilience. But yeah breaking out of ice should not hurt you
As I am a player who just came back to the Destiny universe in well over a year, overwhelmed with all kinds of things to do, setting my eyes on trying to get all the Black Armory weapons and armor and doing exotic quests to eventually lead up to soloing Pit of Heresy...
I paid $50 to have all that taken away.
Jez's hair looks amazing and his forehead is who he is he looks handsome and stunning no more bullying people for their hair or heads or bodies people are beautiful just the way they are
Happy that there's new content for Jez, also hoping we get a Jez raid attempt
How are we playing on maps on vaulted planets you may ask? Two words, one word: Osiris.
He’s only 27 with the hair loss. I was 19 and I lost mine and I never want to grow it again. Hang in there bud you got this.
Lol Jez runs straight into the coldsnap grenade.
I like how the old DKC music is just so subtly in the background. I love it lol
jez had such a calm presence during the sponsor segment
Glad to see he’s got more vids from Datto’s place in the works. Always nice to have Dayton or Danielle completely interrupting recording but it stays in the vid. 😂😂
Still prefer stasis to the broke af autos we had last season
We’ll see if I regret that statement
Maybe you'll get a game like me where 4 snipers were posted up the whole match with mountaintops lol
Stasis basically tells you moving is illegal
OEM + Recluse was also a thing for a while. But not sure if I prefer it over stasis.
I’d take lord of wolves over this lol
“Let’s hop in crucible and try not to rage at stasis.” I feel this on such a spiritual level and I have adamantly avoided pvp, not wanting to feel that pain even once
Honestly somehow Stasis has made something worse then people sliding with shotguns in Crucible didn't actually think that was possible 😂😂
Jez: spends $30 on an ornament
Me, about to go buy $30 of Jez merch: I gotchu fam
Came back after almost 2 years of the gun existing. Interesting to see how it was really well performing for a long while, but never really came into the meta for well over a year.
Bungie got it right when we didn't want them to
Stasis was designed to counter the light but in this fashion it counters light to well
Jez:...you can't just enter a room with a shotgun from 100k away
Jez last video:shooting his shotgun from 100k away
Don’t think Jez realized stasis is supposed to be a more calculating and difficult super that specializes in elaborate planning with high payoff rather than press W and ape with the other subclasses
Jez I love your videos. Please keep making them. That is all.
i did a tally of my deaths in crucible. out of 144 deaths yesterday 107 were stasis related. whether the slows or fully frozen. or that tornado that follows and instantly kills you
He has no time to explain why he uploads once a month lmao
No matter how many jokes we may make, we still love you Jeb.
Bro, I fucking WISH I could justify my EXORBITANT video game purchases as tax write-offs. Jez, you continue to be a relatable GOD.
Jez with content tears in my eyes
Alternative title: Jez hitting on Datto while raging on stasis
Jokes on you, I spent 70.
Dear god save me.
Video: its gonna be about no time to explain
Jez: riiiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhht the pulse rifle and not stasis
I’m actually in tears, it’s been less than a week between uploads
"Statis shouldn't freeze unless it's a super!" Yeah let's just get rid of the whole concept of statis while we're at it
Yes plz keep the uploads going!!!!
Jez’s uploads is the only thing that can cure my disappointment with this expansion so far
What are you disappointed about?
@@manwithabasicprofilepic Probably everything. Unfun PvP because of stasis, nothing to do, short story, cut content etc.
@@Gunther69420 PvP I can completely understand. I haven’t beaten the story since I’ve been focusing on bounties, so I can’t say anything about that. Season of the Hunt starts next week so we should be getting more content then.
I don’t understand the point of when you break out from being frozen why it damages you. Like I’m already panicking and tapping keys, buttons, whatever with the might of a god to get out and then it brings me down to low health so then I’m panicking even *more* and spamming my dodge to gtfo and recover. And when I’m panicking I start using melee and use up my grenade. So by the end of it all I’m most likely dead and or trying to bring my heart rate down
Good Datto cameo, great video
Edit: yes playing passive is cheap but effective
SOMEONE PLZ MAKE A GIF OF JEZ DOING HIS MARIO JUMP IMPRESSION AFTER THE BOOP AT 7:36 to 7:38 LUL LMAO
Good stasis counter: j u m p
I spent 40$ for it and yet i didnt get the gun nor The salvations grip quest thanks bungie
I don't think Stasis is as bad as people are saying, there's definite changes needed. I think I'd like a damage melee and grenade, rather than just freezes though. I get that it's ice but I want my warlock melee to be Skyrim level icy spears, not just "lol this does the same as everything else my subclass does"
If movie theaters dont reopen soon I'm gonna start watching IMAX movies on Jez's forehead.
Do I love and respect Jez? Yes
Do I hate and disrespect his opinion on Stasis? Also yes
Do I hold it against Jez? Honestly no this man gives me life
I wanna say that jez doing a podcast would actually be hilarious
all the warloks be like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO STASIS IS BALANCED DON'T NERF THE TWO YEAR FREEZE STUN AND EVENTUAL DAMAGE PERIOD IT IS SOOO FAIR. WHAT SO WHAT IF MY MELEE ABILITY FREEZES INSTANTLY."
while all the mlg be like "hehe grenade launch jump be like brbrbbrbrbrbrbrbbrbr my heart with neva die."
Crucible: Is already shit
Bungie with stasis: I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move
I thought stasis was broken in pvp, I still do when I found out you can shoot frozen allies to break them free
When he said “hi TH-cam it’s me Jez,” I was thinking to myself and welcome back to my tiny pp. And then he said min schlong. Only creative creator on this platform.
We love when jez uploads
The state of stasis is fine. Stasis is a fun dynamic and it's not overpowered. It's exactly like most other subclasses but instead of the ults or grenades killing you, they freeze you, and then you get killed. Not much different imo.
Back again... maximum content, maximum uploads
Even if he was using Mountain Top im glad to see the shank shell still in use in 2020 @0:50
Jez trying not to make a shlong joke for 15 seconds:
AAAAGHSHHHH
Jez: Is it rewind time?
TH-cam: no way
Bungie: hell ya!!
Imagine not being Canadian and using stasis to survive the cold just going to grab milk
Jez, Master Simp of Datto, Datto’s Master Simp.
If you break out of the ice you should get an overshield buff called thawed.
That was the smoothest plug I’ve ever seen
Wait... 4 JEZ videos in a week... I guess living with Daddo gets him motivated
5:34 wtf did you expect to happen when going up against a warlock super at point blank range...
force breaking out the ice taking damage is a brilliant thing by bungie, u can wait and take no damage, or break free early and get damaged. its a decision and entirely ur choice. They shouldnt change this.