@AddictedToCoffee in demon’s souls he sells the best healing items and stuff really cheap, and when he kicks you down it’s towards Saint Urban (the cleric who teaches the powerful faith miracles and necessary for the faith build questline)
@@liquidhazetv8756 He's happy to come to your aid... But maybe not so happy to come to your aid against a 14 foot pestulent cannibal. Which I admit, I can understand.
@@liquidhazetv8756POV: When you're too underleveled for the boss so you let your party members do it for you. Edit: By POV I meant Patches POV. I did not mean to insult anyone.
He's literally the only one we can trust. Because we know where he stands. Every other character goes mad gor betrays us at some point but we can all rest assured that Patches will always be Patches.
@@xandan1668 Every Age it seems is tainted by the Greed of Men. Rubbish to one, such as I, devoid of all Worldly wants. Maybe it's just the way we are. I'll stick you in my Prayers. A fine Dark Soul to you! I love thus speech so much because it explains how and why Patches doesn't go Hollow/Mad. He always has Clerics and Greedy People to mess with and Kill so his purpose is always fulfilled and he only goes somewhat Hollow at the very end. When there are no people to trick or Greed to punish. I love this Bald, Thieving Little Rat that'll strip my Corpse clean
I've heard theories that he's one of the outer gods. The interesting thing about the souls series is that realistically all of it can be canon. Painted worlds, multiple universes, a universe governmented by a different outer god / old one, etc etc. If the story is linear / there's one world / universe even that works to a degree. Considering every game brings on a "new age" or a new "phase" of the world.
There are 2 class of players in every new fromsoft game who fall victim to a kick in the ass by Patches: New players attracted by something shiny (people who enrages by the trap and discharge their frustration online) and old players who saw the trap and were all excited to see Patches so they ran to the trap with a grim smile on their faces (people who go online to talk about the new Patches trap)
Patches: "I am a simple man, I see someone, I kick them off a cliff" Every time I see his face I want to attack him but my brother suggests I do the quest and you know .....
@@ender8166 Any sane person who reads what you said would take it that you don't see his quests worthy, hence you brought up only getting lantern from him in DS1
he kicked me off the ledge in elden ring recently. unfortunately for him i fell off the edge and died as soon as i got up, then ran back to the spot at the top of the cliff he kicked my from to grab my runes.
Or maybe it's the fact that Sekiro is an Activision IP that doesn't belong to Fromsoftware, the fact it's a game without the Moonlight Greatsword or any other Souls component means everything you need to know. They clearly wanted to distance themselves from an Activision-owned IP.
@@Ron_Jambo_ Activision doesn't actually own the IP, they just did international publishing. This isn't a Bloodborne situation where Sony has the IP and is sitting on it like retards.
If that's the guy who takes the big fella in, then he saves him from the red eyes treatment, gives him a decent purpose in burial rites, and gains new materials for sale, not a bad fate for a couple fromsoft characters @@marko87ish
@@GiantDad_ I looked it up again. I was wrong about him "kicking" you a total of 3 times. He ensnared you in a trap twice in the main game (without literally kicking you), and literally kicks you down in the DLC in his 3rd trap
NGL, I was pumped when they brought this back in for Elden Ring. It’s too bad DS2 never had patches kick…it’s like if he’s not in there it isn’t cannon.
The DS2 one is more subtle, he's a serial killer using a disguise and acting as a nice charming guy to lure his victim. He didn't betrayed you because he knew you could help kill the guy who was hunting him. Patches on the other hand is mostly just a backstabber and a funny a*sh*le who help you from time to time.
DS2 is a bad game and we need to separate it from all the good games Fromsoft have released. The absence of Patches make it easier to dismiss it as a whole.
I love how philosophical Patches is about his douchebaggery in DS3 "A fine Dark Soul, to you" I was pretty resigned to getting kicked down a cliff in ER, like what is down there that I can't handle? "Wait, Basilisks?! F*cking Patches...."
I like that in Elden ring Patches kicks you to an area with 3 items, just like in ds1. Elden Ring has a to of refrences to ds1, like capra and O&S, which I respect
My favourite one is in the ringed city, right before you peak over the ledge your character hesitated as if to say: "am i really going to fall for this bullshit again?"
I speak mostly Spanish, so I like to play my games in spanish, so when I played bloodborne, I was kind of surprised it had spanish dub since Fromsoftware doesn’t normally do it with their games, but I was more surprised when I met patches, not only cause he was a spider, but in the latam spanish version he had the same voice actor as Joel from The Last of Us XD It was so ridiculously hilarious being kicked of a ledge from Joel
Patches might be a slimy trickster who loves "this is Sparta-ing" numerous players into holes, but I can't bring myself to hate him. He's the From Soft equivalent of Thenardier from Les Mis.
I recently discovered Patches in DS1 when he messed with the bridge in the catacombs. As soon as I figured out that he was standing near the lever that controls bridge, I took him out.
WTF I was never kicked by him in DS3 nor Elden Ring lol In Ds3 I never completed his questline in the dlc and in Elden Ring.... well I accidentally killed him :(
look at the height he kicks our character... how could we fall off a cliff and not getting die? but in the game... every little fall, hit us more damage than a boss kkkk
Just imagine for the last boss of the last dark souls game would be patches. Or after you defeat the last boss he just yeets you off the cliff after your character looks off i to the sunset reminiscing all the suffering we have hone through the souls series
fun fact: ive never been pushed off a ledge by patches without specifically looking up the trigger for it, in 4 fromsoft games now (ds1, ds3, bloodborne, and elden ring)
@@Ron_Jambo_ im a mid gamer with memory problems so yeah, on occasion i do look up guides for npc interactions+quests and boss resistances in fromsoft games ✌️
I swear to god, patches has to be an outergod or something, my guy is destined to appear in every fromsoft universe... Besides armored core apparently, would've been funny if he was in AC6 tho.
I hate how the games constantly treat this as if you've fallen for something and it's just like, "No I didn't. I know who you are, I know that voice, I know that fucking shtick. Just hurry up and get it over with *SO I CAN START THE QUEST LINE ALREADY!!!"*
Every age , it seems , is tainted by the greed of men , rubbish to one such as I, devoid of all worldly wants! Makes you question who's really full of sh*t.
People said ds2 is the worst game because of the mechanics and lack of continuity with the series, but the true reason why it sucks is because there is no Patches cutscene
His speech in Dark Souls 3 pretty much confirms his true nature. Him then coming to your aid against the clerics only hammers it home. The question is, what is he?
Is there a reason why patches is in every game? Or just because....ahh what the hell we gotta have some troll npc kicking our players in the ass down a hole
Given the fate that awaits the champions of Volcano Manor, was Patches actually trying to save the Tarnished in Elden Ring by telling them to stay away?
![Patches [Dark Souls Dub]](/img/n.gif)
Elden Ring Patches' line reeks of:
"dude, its like the 4th game and you're still taking the bait?"
It’s the law!
“Nah I knew it all along I’ll just finish your quest, the next time ill kill you”
4th? Bloodborne...?
Only because it helps us progress.
@@xandan1668I mean, he’s not wrong :/
Can we appreciate the voice actor? He did amazing
Patches in Demon Souls looks so young!
Patches, The Souls God
Poor Patches. Hes misunderstood. This video makes him look like a giant ass. Hes just a simple man making his way through the universe.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Boundaries shift new players step in
Escape from l
L. A.
3 little birds sat on your window eh
Quoting general shepard nos are we ?
@@Ozzie143 but power always finds a place to rest its head
Maybe the real treasure was the trinkets patches stripped off your corpse along the way
Some say he's still stripping trinkets off your corpse to this day.
*offers Patches Bell Bearing*
@@StephenAlanChandler How to not get Lapp's set 101
I love how it’s just a small fall in DS3. At this point, Patches is just showing his love
didnt even know he kicks u in the 3rd game i always thought it was just the gate trolling thing ^^
@@ken2guy He kicks you in The Ringed City
@@Garl_Vinland And also shows way out.
It's how he says hi
He's objectively helping you. Post-Lapp Patches is a very different animal.
in elden ring
Patches:do you trust me
Every player: with every fiber of my being
and we have fell for it for over 11 years
@@cymikgaming1266nothing is certain except death and patches
@@cymikgaming1266Can you really say we fell for it when we know exactly what's going to happen?
He lowkey helps you in Elden Ring by warning you about being too gullible at Volcano Manor, given where that questline ultimately leads.
True, I wasn't mad at all at him (my first souls game is Elden Ring so I can see people hating him cuz of their past experiences with him)
@AddictedToCoffee Don't remember what's in the pit but I know he is a very useful vendor for buying grasses which are the healing in that game.
@AddictedToCoffee in demon’s souls he sells the best healing items and stuff really cheap, and when he kicks you down it’s towards Saint Urban (the cleric who teaches the powerful faith miracles and necessary for the faith build questline)
@@bigwheelfromspidamahn1037 I’m getting convinced patches kicks you in these games for the greater good
@@dinobutler4564 You could say he gives you a kick in the right direction.
Wasn’t anticipating how happy I would be to see him in Elden Ring.
Dastard ahead
but expect loveable sort
When I saw him I immediately knew what would happen
we all love patches
If I had a nickel for every time Patches kicked me off a ledge, I'd have 6 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened 6 times.
Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated!!!
At that point it’s either a love for patches or ignorance, I’m leaning more towards love
I feel like 6 is a lot of nickels for thus particular scenario
1000th like
I love the reference
He kicks you with so much damn force and bamboozlement in The original Demon Souls and the Remake
Elden Ring really seems to have the most likeable incarnation of Patches to date.
It's honestly hilarious how you can summon him for the Radahn fight but then he's just like "nope" and leaves
@@liquidhazetv8756 He's happy to come to your aid... But maybe not so happy to come to your aid against a 14 foot pestulent cannibal. Which I admit, I can understand.
@@liquidhazetv8756POV: When you're too underleveled for the boss so you let your party members do it for you.
Edit: By POV I meant Patches POV. I did not mean to insult anyone.
@@liquidhazetv8756 nah, he fights and gets one shotted every time.
@@Someguy1a what is that an acronym for?
We really havent learned a thing when it comes to trusting Patches, have we?
He's Trusty Patches the Unbreakable Hayena Untethered.
What do you mean? He is Trusty Patches, The Ubreakable Hyena! Every time he kicks you he is really helping you out!
He's literally the only one we can trust.
Because we know where he stands.
Every other character goes mad gor betrays us at some point but we can all rest assured that Patches will always be Patches.
@@xandan1668 Every Age it seems is tainted by the Greed of Men. Rubbish to one, such as I, devoid of all Worldly wants. Maybe it's just the way we are. I'll stick you in my Prayers. A fine Dark Soul to you!
I love thus speech so much because it explains how and why Patches doesn't go Hollow/Mad. He always has Clerics and Greedy People to mess with and Kill so his purpose is always fulfilled and he only goes somewhat Hollow at the very end. When there are no people to trick or Greed to punish. I love this Bald, Thieving Little Rat that'll strip my Corpse clean
I killed him in Elden Ring when he tried to do this, so I guess I’m smarter than all of you
Patches is the only person to kick some of the most powerful people in the dark souls universe MULTIPLE TIMES WITHOUT FAIL
we trust him
Maybe patches is some kind of god of mischief and all these games are actually connected
I've heard theories that he's one of the outer gods. The interesting thing about the souls series is that realistically all of it can be canon. Painted worlds, multiple universes, a universe governmented by a different outer god / old one, etc etc. If the story is linear / there's one world / universe even that works to a degree. Considering every game brings on a "new age" or a new "phase" of the world.
@@pcbangbros8350 yea you could make this argument about every single fantasy universe becauae thats what it is. Fantasy. Get real dude
@@dongliker Who asked you? Git gud.
@@pcbangbros8350 your making some of the worst arguments ever. You might as well say lotr is apart of this world too. You child
@@dongliker you goofy ahhh.
There are 2 class of players in every new fromsoft game who fall victim to a kick in the ass by Patches: New players attracted by something shiny (people who enrages by the trap and discharge their frustration online) and old players who saw the trap and were all excited to see Patches so they ran to the trap with a grim smile on their faces (people who go online to talk about the new Patches trap)
Patches: "I am a simple man, I see someone, I kick them off a cliff"
Every time I see his face I want to attack him but my brother suggests I do the quest and you know .....
In DS1 the only thing you get from him is that lantern thing, right?
@@ender8166 But in Elden Ring you get the strongest armor from his quest
@@ender8166 he becomes a merchant that sells a lot of things like npc armor sets
@@gravy4708 I'm talking about DS1, not Elden Ring.
@@ender8166 Any sane person who reads what you said would take it that you don't see his quests worthy, hence you brought up only getting lantern from him in DS1
At least Bloodborne made an attempt to spice things up and make it different.
Well, if you call Arachnid Patches different however.
Same thing different font lol
Them extra feets is made for kickin'.
he kicked me off the ledge in elden ring recently. unfortunately for him i fell off the edge and died as soon as i got up, then ran back to the spot at the top of the cliff he kicked my from to grab my runes.
God I hate it when he kicks my from to grab my runes
I like when he says “It’s Patchin’ time!”
And patchin' game into v1.06
And patched all over the place
Truly one of the Patches of all time
Then kicked an baby off the grand canyon
Fun fact is that in ER, Patches only "betrays" you if you steal the items fron his chest 😂
Technically since helping Lapp, he’s been a lot more cordial about where he decides to kick the player.
The real patches is the friends we made along the way
I think the only reason he's not in Sekiro is because you could use the grapnel to yank him down with you.
He would cut the string, and THEN throw it towards you with something to fix it.
Anayama is the Sekiro's incarnation of Patches
Or maybe it's the fact that Sekiro is an Activision IP that doesn't belong to Fromsoftware, the fact it's a game without the Moonlight Greatsword or any other Souls component means everything you need to know. They clearly wanted to distance themselves from an Activision-owned IP.
@@Ron_Jambo_ Activision doesn't actually own the IP, they just did international publishing. This isn't a Bloodborne situation where Sony has the IP and is sitting on it like retards.
If that's the guy who takes the big fella in, then he saves him from the red eyes treatment, gives him a decent purpose in burial rites, and gains new materials for sale, not a bad fate for a couple fromsoft characters @@marko87ish
Ds2 is bad, no patches kick
If only there was a Pate kick...
2:11 HE SAID THE THING! 🫵🏻
This is why pattern recognition is important.
Patches kicks you like 3 times in dark souls 3
are you sure?
@@GiantDad_ I looked it up again. I was wrong about him "kicking" you a total of 3 times. He ensnared you in a trap twice in the main game (without literally kicking you), and literally kicks you down in the DLC in his 3rd trap
@@amizan8653 all the traps involve forcing you go to down lol
Doesn't he kick you into the pit of giants in the cathedral while dressed as seigward?
@hunterterrat9105 no he just pulls a lever and sends you down sadly
The elden ring one seems like he genuinely is trying to warn u
What about the Onion Man kick?!
technically that's not a kick tho. He just lowers the platform you're standing on
I love how Patches in Elden Ring doesn't push you off for money or such, but as loyalty to the Volcano Manor.
It's tradition. I don't even hold it against him anymore
Also i love that in DS3 he literally pushes you in the right direction
I feel like Miyazaki's main priority in making these games is to have patches this is Sparta you down a hole
nothing is certain except death and patches
@cymikgaming1266 don't forget the moonlight greatsword
Patches actually predates Miyazakis involvement. Hes in Shadow Tower Abyss.
Patches deserves to be the main character in his own trilogy of FromSoft games
souls players be like
"dammit patches, you do this shit 7, maybe 8 more times and there will be some serious consequences"
Tarnished: *looks down a cliff*
Patches: Hey! Wanna see a 300 reference?!
I find it hilarious even patches didn't wanna touch ds2 in such classic ways
You forgot about the one in dark souls 3 in cathedral of the deep when he steals sigmayers onion knight set and kicks you down to the giants
he doesnt kick you, he just lowers the bridge with a lever
NGL, I was pumped when they brought this back in for Elden Ring. It’s too bad DS2 never had patches kick…it’s like if he’s not in there it isn’t cannon.
They just had pate
The DS2 one is more subtle, he's a serial killer using a disguise and acting as a nice charming guy to lure his victim. He didn't betrayed you because he knew you could help kill the guy who was hunting him.
Patches on the other hand is mostly just a backstabber and a funny a*sh*le who help you from time to time.
@@dylanprice1978Discount Patches*
DS2 is a bad game and we need to separate it from all the good games Fromsoft have released. The absence of Patches make it easier to dismiss it as a whole.
@@Ron_Jambo_Fromsoft fans when DS1 is hard: "lol git gud"
Fromsoft fans when DS2 is hard: "wahhhhh no fair! Bad game! Bad game!"
I love how philosophical Patches is about his douchebaggery in DS3 "A fine Dark Soul, to you"
I was pretty resigned to getting kicked down a cliff in ER, like what is down there that I can't handle?
"Wait, Basilisks?! F*cking Patches...."
In darksouls 3 Patches just wanted to see the world burn, he was an agent of chaos.
"This is what I do my friend,
I kick people over the ledges"
Wait you forgot the other kick from ds3!!! Back when he's dressed as seigmeyer!!
Thank you for making this compilation!!
I like that in Elden ring Patches kicks you to an area with 3 items, just like in ds1. Elden Ring has a to of refrences to ds1, like capra and O&S, which I respect
My favourite one is in the ringed city, right before you peak over the ledge your character hesitated as if to say: "am i really going to fall for this bullshit again?"
Bloodborne patch: spiderman-spiderman
When I saw patches as a boss my eyes lit up
I speak mostly Spanish, so I like to play my games in spanish, so when I played bloodborne, I was kind of surprised it had spanish dub since Fromsoftware doesn’t normally do it with their games, but I was more surprised when I met patches, not only cause he was a spider, but in the latam spanish version he had the same voice actor as Joel from The Last of Us XD
It was so ridiculously hilarious being kicked of a ledge from Joel
The voice actor is Adrian Wowczuk, he’s also done Daryl Dixon from TWD and Samuel Drake from Uncharted, curiously another Naughty Dog IP
Patches is the best!!!
Patches might be a slimy trickster who loves "this is Sparta-ing" numerous players into holes, but I can't bring myself to hate him. He's the From Soft equivalent of Thenardier from Les Mis.
It's a shame I was high level when I found patches in elden ring. He didn't have time to beg before I killed him. At least he'll kick me down in ng+
wait getting kicked by Patches of a cliff thats 100 feet tall doesn't kill you
but a 40 feet fall does in game
I recently discovered Patches in DS1 when he messed with the bridge in the catacombs. As soon as I figured out that he was standing near the lever that controls bridge, I took him out.
Gotta thank Patches for giving us fall danage immunity, loot at the bottom, and pushing us the right way to go.
You know in Elden Ring it feels different, like he is trying to save us from certain death
and we fall for it every single time
At this point he’s grown on me enough that I’m fine with getting booted off a cliff. I just want to see his little cutscenes 😌
WTF I was never kicked by him in DS3 nor Elden Ring lol
In Ds3 I never completed his questline in the dlc and in Elden Ring.... well I accidentally killed him :(
look at the height he kicks our character... how could we fall off a cliff and not getting die? but in the game... every little fall, hit us more damage than a boss kkkk
video game cutscene logic
@@DESTINED2912 yes 😂
The only game you don't get kicked by patches seems to be Sekiro
why is the camera in the first one moving like a prank video
so we can survive falling a hundred feet but not a simple 10 foot drop?
first time he did it to me I wanted to kil him so bad
but now I love him
Dark Souls 2 : no patches?
Sadly, he wasn’t in dark souls 2
Just imagine for the last boss of the last dark souls game would be patches. Or after you defeat the last boss he just yeets you off the cliff after your character looks off i to the sunset reminiscing all the suffering we have hone through the souls series
fun fact: ive never been pushed off a ledge by patches without specifically looking up the trigger for it, in 4 fromsoft games now (ds1, ds3, bloodborne, and elden ring)
That's not fun, that's sad af. You read guides when playing these games ? Massive L
@@Ron_Jambo_ im a mid gamer with memory problems so yeah, on occasion i do look up guides for npc interactions+quests and boss resistances in fromsoft games ✌️
I never even encountered the event in Elden Ring
I personally believe that Patches from all the games are the same person, traveling about and trolling people in a way, while also teaching them
We love patches
The last 2 were the best, it felt like you hit the ground hard.
there are 3 things you can expect in a fromsoft game
-pain
-moonlight greatsword
- patches kicking you off something
I swear to god, patches has to be an outergod or something, my guy is destined to appear in every fromsoft universe... Besides armored core apparently, would've been funny if he was in AC6 tho.
Dang, bloodborne really messed him up, he just stopped caring for money and more for madness.
Patches really said THIS IS SPARTA
I hate how the games constantly treat this as if you've fallen for something and it's just like, "No I didn't. I know who you are, I know that voice, I know that fucking shtick. Just hurry up and get it over with *SO I CAN START THE QUEST LINE ALREADY!!!"*
Sometimes it would be a good idea to just stay away from the ledges.
in Ds remastered,i shot him dragonslayer bow in a head after climp up,he went flying
Mans been kicking me off things ever since i was a Lord Slayer to a God Killer
Every age , it seems , is tainted by the greed of men , rubbish to one such as I, devoid of all worldly wants!
Makes you question who's really full of sh*t.
i killed patches in elden ring what'll happen do i just not get kicked down?
I’ve never played a souls game in my life before elden ring and just killed him immediately lol
People said ds2 is the worst game because of the mechanics and lack of continuity with the series, but the true reason why it sucks is because there is no Patches cutscene
he doesn't do it in sekiro cause wolf would grapple his ass down with him and proceed to end his life 💀
this dude only equiped kick as his ash of war
is patches inter dimensional being?
a fine elden ring. to you
Kick me off a ledge once? Shame on you.
Kick me off a ledge five-six times? ... Can we keep this between us?
His speech in Dark Souls 3 pretty much confirms his true nature. Him then coming to your aid against the clerics only hammers it home. The question is, what is he?
There are some theories claiming he is a reincarnation of the Furtive Pigmy from the Prologue of Dark Souls 1
All's well that ends well, right?
Never gets old.
Is there a reason why patches is in every game? Or just because....ahh what the hell we gotta have some troll npc kicking our players in the ass down a hole
The second one
The only NPC I do not regret killing
What about Lautrec?
Given the fate that awaits the champions of Volcano Manor, was Patches actually trying to save the Tarnished in Elden Ring by telling them to stay away?
I guess it’s cannon that patches literally kicks malikith the black blade of the edge of a cliff
The height he kicks you down in Elden Ring easily takes the cake. It's a good thing that the Tarnished is made of steel
You are actually missing at least one more kick
He kicks you so dynamically in DS1 Remake it's like they MGS Twin Snakes'd it
Patches make appearance in demons souls (original)
Demons souls (the remake)
Dark souls
Dark souls remastered
Bloodborne
Dark souls 3
And elden ring
Also Armored Core For Answer as Patch the Good Luck.
He actually debuted in Shadow Tower Abyss, which was sort of a PS2 failed spiritual sucessor to King's Field
Demon's Souls remake characters are horrid. I really dislike how they changed their designs from the original Demon's