The Most Physically Disgusting Experience You've Had (r/AskReddit)

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  • @mutantmaster1
    @mutantmaster1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    "I got the stomach flu. On my period. In summer"
    *every woman flinches in horror*

    • @bjornarselboskar1766
      @bjornarselboskar1766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So true

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh so been there. E.Coli. Period. August. Hell. I was begging everyone I saw to kill me, because I was too weak to do it myself.

    • @kc-xb1zu
      @kc-xb1zu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had that happen and I was at the beach. Had to do a 3 hour car ride back while throwing up in a sand bucket with a garbage bag in it. It was a Great time 😂

    • @aloneinthedark8081
      @aloneinthedark8081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’ve never had any form of the flu, but I’m a melting pile of goo in the summer and I’m a girl, so I can’t even imagine.

    • @glaptoper
      @glaptoper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I once had a common cold on my period. I was sneezing every 6 minutes. So....yeah...

  • @kaiden5250
    @kaiden5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    2:57 honestly that story was more effective at deterring me from drugs than anything school has done.

    • @Legacy-sw7bv
      @Legacy-sw7bv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      School is too afraid to tell the hardcore truth in realistic detail. They fail to see that they lack realism in a vague description of "It'll make you sick", but perhaps that's why these unheard untold stories are so effective.

    • @pinkpugginz
      @pinkpugginz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      enemas are a thing.

  • @Dcenteio
    @Dcenteio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The worst flu of my life, dehydrating fast, taken to crowded ER. Left in a wheelchair for 5 hours in waiting room with vomit and diarrhea constantly squirting and spewing on myself because I was too sick to get to restroom. Finally a very kind stranger wheeled me to restroom and cleaned me up as best she could, to restore some dignity to me. I will never forget the kindness of that woman, whoever and wherever you are! I was too dehydrated for them to run tests when finally admitted. Felt close to death. Get flu shot every year now.

  • @ClassyMother
    @ClassyMother 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Easy. My parents are hoarders and hadn't done their dishes in about 7 months. Being the good daughter I am, I volunteered to wash them. Upon walking to the pantry, I noticed a smell of absolute death. It was almost like someone had taken a roadkill cat, baked it, and then left it in a pot of warm water for 3 weeks. I immediately started gagging, and found a pot that had a closed lid. On a whim, I opened it.
    Filled to the brim with a dark green and white liquid. The smell, oh my god the smell. It used to be tomato sauce, I could tell from the red chunks. I placed the lid on the pot, ran outside, and dumped the horror sauce over our garden wall. The aroma was fucking horrific.
    Thinking I was done with the horror show, I went back to the pantry, but the smell remained. And then I noticed another pot, with a cookie sheet laying on top.
    It is now I should mention that there were fruit flies everywhere and I couldnt find their nest. There were no eggs in the sauce of the damned, so I didn't know where else to look as most other dishes were sorted and no eggs.
    So, feeling brave, I lift up the cookie sheet.
    Mistake.
    HUNDREDS of fruit flies burst from the pot. It was like I had opened Pandora's box. It was like Moses had cast a plague of fruit flies into my kitchen. And if I thought the mold reduction smell was bad OH BOY. It was like someone had taken a runny shit after eating mexican food, blended it with a deer carcass, reduced the mixture to a boil, and let it sit outside on a hot humid day. The pot was filled with what used to be pasta (I guess for the sauce) and they were green and black. Not a muted green either, oh no. It was like a toxic waste green. The sides were COATED in eggs, there were at least a thousand. I've never so badly wanted to vomit.
    I grabbed the pot, placed it on the lawn, and then DRENCHED it in bleach. The smell was overwhelming, my eyes stung from the bleach and I was dry heaving from the smell of rotted and infested food. Satan had truly cursed me. And yet, I didn't vomit.
    The smell of Hell's Pasta Dinner stuck around the house for weeks. I couldnt go outside without gagging. I took a break from dishes because I deserved it after getting PTSD from that.

    • @seanathanbeanathan
      @seanathanbeanathan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm so sorry but goddamn did you capture the trauma of this story 🤢🤢

    • @thegildedphantom7250
      @thegildedphantom7250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I would've left the house immediately...by Jesus Christ.

    • @thedeejaeebee5babee
      @thedeejaeebee5babee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I hope you have a dishwasher at home. That was so descriptive, very funny but the way you brought the reader from bad to worse to unimaginable was so vivid. I feel like scraping my tongue with a paper towel, and I haven't even had anything to eat or drink.

    • @petuniasevan
      @petuniasevan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dang.... and I thought I was Phyllis Diller's secret daughter because I tend to let dishes get "overripe" by not washing them for 2 days.
      Phyllis Diller: google her, kids. She once said "The only thing domestic about me was that I was born in this country."

    • @gabbymaxton7280
      @gabbymaxton7280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sis you deserve a whole ass reward for how descriptive this whole thing was. I had a "eww" face the whole time reading it lmao😂

  • @emerald7227
    @emerald7227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Me: I shouldn’t watch this
    Also me: *watches*

  • @sarahriddle7211
    @sarahriddle7211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I've had the stomach flu on my period too. Not. Fun.

    • @MadSparrow
      @MadSparrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same😓

    • @theshockinglyeloquentdog9945
      @theshockinglyeloquentdog9945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i get that like every other month! :D isn't it great to be starving, cramping and have diarrhea all the exact same time??

    • @sarahriddle7211
      @sarahriddle7211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheShockinglyEloquentDog woof mine was also the week before finals when I was in college to top everything off.🙃

    • @cadence6814
      @cadence6814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sarah Riddle that’s awful but at least it wasn’t the week of finals now THAT wouldn’t have been good

    • @BriggsDCory
      @BriggsDCory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stomach flu is bad enough by itself...

  • @lizardfishbird
    @lizardfishbird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I had fibroids, which caused me to bleed excessively and pass painful, egg sized blood clots. It was like I was giving birth to multiple, small children over the course of months. There’s nothing more disgusting than laying on a hospital bed med moaning in pain and wearing a diaper and STILL not being able to contain the sheer amount of blood leaking out. Like, it was everywhere

    • @ParkJimin-vr3vy
      @ParkJimin-vr3vy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh....oh boy.....**facepalms**

    • @blindpeopledostuff3587
      @blindpeopledostuff3587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn. I hope you feel better now.

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As horrific as that sounds, I can’t help but think about that one story from the stupid patients AskReddit with the “fireballs of the Eucharist” story.

  • @kylie6701
    @kylie6701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    *I was disappointed there wasn’t a “viewer discretion advised” at the beginning*

    • @snastopoulos
      @snastopoulos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bc the title wasn't a give away about the content?

    • @Lily_of_the_Forest
      @Lily_of_the_Forest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The title is enough of a warning.

    • @thesinclairblues5941
      @thesinclairblues5941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This ain't radiotts

    • @blackb151
      @blackb151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Go be a softy on another platform then

  • @Junkman
    @Junkman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I worked for the comporium cable company back in 2009 when they were getting rid of the analog television signals and everybody had to get those digital converters. It was my job to install those converters so I've been inside thousands of homes in the Brevard NC area. (Cat burglars hate this one trick!)
    Anyway, I saw some truly terrible homes but one was so bad that the home owners stayed in their bedroom and cracked the door to yell out instructions. They texted me previous to the appointment and told me the house would be unlocked and to come right in.
    You could smell it before you got to the door. Death, urine, and feces. They had dozens of cats and I guess they liked to feed them live mice? Because there were hundreds of half eaten mice all over the place. It wasn't a horder home so there was no way this many mice were naturally in their home.
    They yell out and tell me to install it on their old school big screen TV in the living room. It was one of those old giant ones that are a big box, well on the top of that tv was maggot filled corpses of mice and feces dripping over the edge onto the screen. I had to get intimate with this tv to pull it out and access the cables. Real. Intimate.
    The devices I was installing are called DTA Converters (Digital to Analogue) and and would take upwards of 10 minutes to finally boot up, get their programming, and be ready to go. I couldn't leave until the tv was working incase the signal from downtown wasn't clean enough.
    10 minutes of gagging, trying to hold my breath later I yell out that the tv is working and from behind the door they tell me they have two more TV's in other places that needed to be hooked up. I thought to myself Thanks! I could have done those at the same time etc.
    I was 23 at the time and looking back I really should have refused to go in there but the money was very good and I didn't want to rock the boat.

  • @zoop310
    @zoop310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Ooh I have one of those. I worked at an animal shelter for a few years. This included the transport of animals to the shelter. There was one particular bad case were a horder had over 200 cats cramped in his apartment. There were fecies everywhere. Everyone who owns a cat knows how bad it smells when one poops, so multiply that by 200 and take into account that their owner (obviously) hasn't been able to clean up after them for a good while. It smelled so bad, multiple coworkers threw up. Getting all cats into a shape where they're good to transport took hours.
    The worst thing? The owner of the cats is still allowed to own any animal they might please. And they didn't have to pay a single cent. Unbelievable.

    • @pinkpugginz
      @pinkpugginz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤢 side note horrible for those cats

  • @ante0meridiem
    @ante0meridiem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I had to handle/move/bury many, many dead and decomposing animals as a kid. (My stepdad was an abusive hoarder of both things and animals. My capacity for handling decomposition is now unfortunately high). Not the worst by any stretch, but one memorable example was when I had to take a dead kitten out to the corn field. I was carrying it by its tail. As I was carrying it, the skin of its tail just... stripped off, leaving the bones. I was 8.

    • @ante0meridiem
      @ante0meridiem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @wendy pearson Don't worry, he's dead now. And an unpleasantly septic death at that, due to his own stubbornness/stupidity. I am now an adult with my own apartment and two rabbits, a bird, and a snake, all happy and healthy.
      Oh, and CPS and animal control were called when I was a kid. Many times. They just never did anything.

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ante0meridiem hurray! Also good on you for giving those animals a proper burial I appreciate that

    • @TheYamahog12
      @TheYamahog12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just a kid. The old lady who lived on the corner was very nice and had a cat. One day I stopped over to say hi and she was sitting on the porch with her cat lying in a basket next to her. Poor cat had been hit by a car and it’s entire scalp was peeled off, completely exposing the top of its skull. It was still alive but very weak. I recall watching it try to clean itself. Really a horrible sight. It lived a couple days like that and died.

  • @Renzu-ZG
    @Renzu-ZG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was a volunteer when this happened in 2007. A super typhoon hit my country and one of the town in my province was swallowed by a landslide. Our rescue operation ended up as a retrieval since we're only lifting dead bodies. From the elderly to children, and since it was somewhere in the mountains, it was embalmed on the spot. One was missing a foot, they forgot to bring it down too so it was buried at the disaster area. Went home covered with mud and some foliage, so I took a shower and my mom soaked my clothes in warm water to loosen the gunk. After the murky water settled down, we noticed the water is red. It was blood. I don't know whose blood it is, but I went back into the bathroom and took a way longer bath and double scrubbed every part of my body.
    And of course, a sequel. 2 weeks later, it was reported that 1 more person was still missing. So we gear up and head back there and the town as the starting point, we traced the path of where the landslide headed. It was almost dark when we found the body being mobbed by flies. The smell of the half-buried corpse is bad enough, but when we tried to lift the exposed part, it broke open. The scent became so unbearable in an instant that everyone sprinted in every possible direction gagging as if someone dropped the most evil stink bomb in the planet. The smell is inhuman(although it did came from a human corpse), and the flies and maggots were angry.
    The image and smell was etched on our minds so deeply, we binged on alcohol that night and can't seem to get drunk just to forget it and took a few weeks before we started eating meat again.

  • @emgscot51
    @emgscot51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I can attest to the C-diff stench and mess. Damn thing killed me a few times and I now have no colon (4 1/2 feet). I had diarrhea whilst taking antibiotics and the doc said to not worry about it. Sure.
    If you get the runs bad when taking antibiotics, please get checked for C-diff. It kills around 20,000 people a year.

  • @kudzu_
    @kudzu_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Saw a man being rushed into the hospital with a lot of his insides on the outside when I was in 3rd grade. That was unpleasant, but probably more so for him.

    • @glaptoper
      @glaptoper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Disgusting. I once saw a guy's leg get impaled on a fence.

  • @0daadaadaa0
    @0daadaadaa0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    *Reaction to most of these*
    Hans... get the flammenwerfer!

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nuke it from orbit - it's the only way to be sure.

  • @furrymessiah
    @furrymessiah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I claim "The Miasma of Preposterous Neglect" as the title of my next album. Y'all can't have it. Taken.

  • @elementalpaws3678
    @elementalpaws3678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Stomach flu while on my period on top of a double ear infection...I wanted to die

    • @addison7624
      @addison7624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ElementalPaws Oh god

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, the misery of that. :’-(

  • @robertsteich7362
    @robertsteich7362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Why the hell am I eating while watching this video?

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because you are a badass?
      I am eating as well, but I am a paramedic so some of this is old hat for me. I guess I am just used to it.

    • @robertsteich7362
      @robertsteich7362 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A few years ago I was sharing rent with a long time friend and his wife. She left for a week long vacation and they asked me to help take care of the dogs. Apparently the dogs doesn't care to eat when the husband feeds them...
      One morning he texted me to come upstairs. I ignored it because I was getting ready to leave, he texted again and again. I walk upstairs coffee in one hand and Pop Tart in the other. He's tossing his cookies out the door. I just continue to eat and drink my coffee and asked him wtf does he want. He points over to the kitchen but it's too dark for me. He then sees me eating and drinking, that's when he lost it and felt dizzy. He freaks out "how the duck can you eat while there's a puddle of shit over there? Sure enough there was a puddle, not one piece was solid, just all brown liquid. One of the dogs had some sort of parasite, diagnosed a few days later. The smell only hit me when I cleaned it up. My rent was free for that week or two.

    • @BriggsDCory
      @BriggsDCory 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you by chance drinking chunky spit Gatorade as well?

  • @Legacy-sw7bv
    @Legacy-sw7bv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I tried taking out the trash one day to find that it had become a breeding ground for fruit flies. Maggots rained from the bag onto the floor, into the rug, and in a trail to the door before I noticed. Dead maggots, pupae, and live wriggling maggots trying to crawl to a place to hide. Cleaning them off of the floor was one thing, cleaning them out of the trashcan was another. They were stuck in every groove, in the hinge of the lid, decorating thw inside of the lid, between the outer can and inner liner, everywhere. This was a hose job, and even after spraying every centimeter of that trashcan, wiping it with disinfectant would yield a paper towel speckled with live maggots. It took about an hour to get it cleaned out, but at least that can had been cleaner than it had been in years.
    A while back, I had a dog with a very sensitive digestive system. He just so happened to eat something that didn't agree with him, and what resulted was the stuff of fecal nightmares. Diahreeah is one thing, but this dog was not your average ill pooch. Puddle after puddle of not just diahreeah, but poop he had done in his crate and eaten only to vomit up onto the floor in a wreaking liquidy slimy mess. I'd start cleaning only to hear a series of farts or heaves across the room. Everything came to a climax when I moved from one puddle to the next, failing to notice an intermediate puddle between me and my target. In it my foot went, and down I went to the hard laminate on my tailbone. Covered in an abomination and in pain, I was rescued and sent to the most wonderful of showers by my mom who graciously took up what remained of the abysmal task.

  • @minimochi2206
    @minimochi2206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Being a woman myself I just can't understand the whole water birth thing... The thought of it grosses me out so bad. I don't even like taking baths because the thought of just steaming in your own filth grosses me out (#showersarebetter) lol. Let alone sitting in luke warm water with all your random liquids coming out. But hey if that's how you want to do it more power to ya.

    • @minimochi2206
      @minimochi2206 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sweet Little Weasel Nice to know I'm not alone lol

  • @sadalien9049
    @sadalien9049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I too had a pilonidal cyst (right above the butt crack). Before it was lanced, I could barely walk it was so painful. It smelled like absolute death. Picture the smell of week-old roadkill decomposing. I went to the doctor about it within the week. They didn't have anaesthetics because it was just a family doctor so I felt every bit of it (closest thing I've done to giving birth pain-wise) and it squirted on the doctor's shirt. I apologized many times even though she said it was her fault for not wearing something over it. Anyways they had to "pack" the wound (they put a thin ribbon of gause into the wound to gather excess fluid) a few times a week. Thankfully, all I have to show forr it is a small dent on the top of my butt crack. Turns out it wasn't staph at all, but the first big episode of Hidradenitis Suppurativa. It's a are skin disorder involving an immune response to active sweat glands.

  • @andi1003
    @andi1003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Some co-workers forgot to take out the raw chicken trash the night before, and the bag had fallen down to the bottom of the can, so I was head first in day old raw chicken trash. I've never been so close to throwing up from a smell in my life

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Don't have to worry about that when you just never even experience anything anyway.

    • @fuxyews2177
      @fuxyews2177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Come here you giant fluffy monster!
      We'll eat expired cottage cheese together and share the evening in the bathroom
      Just you me and the occasional paramedic

  • @rainydaze4409
    @rainydaze4409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I don't have a lot of experiences.. One time I had a fruit smoothie thing, but I never drank it and forgot about it, leaving it somewhere in my room.. then like a month later I found it again and it was full of maggots. I almost cried, it was so gross. My mom never found out though so 👍👍
    That was fun.

  • @siddym1096
    @siddym1096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yeah, grossest thing I've been through was either having dead fly bits stuck in my eye for like 3 days, or..
    So this one needs a bit of backstory. I can get really bad car sickness on busses and cars where the ride is too smooth, the ride is too bumpy, or like when I'm reading, drawing etc. So I didn't eat breakfast (big mistake, it usually soothes my stomach for a while) and I was getting really sick for no reason. I leaned over and puked up and down the isles, and it started trickling up to the back of the bus and poured up front. Myself, even when I leaned over, got the chunky bile and old vomit all over my clothes.
    Surprisingly, the nurse just gave me a mint and sighed, cleaned me up and sent me off to class. In new clothes, of course.

  • @runawaytrain7925
    @runawaytrain7925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That one by MedicGirl... (4:07) If this doesn't put you off from wanting to work at paramedic school, nothing will.

  • @thegildedphantom7250
    @thegildedphantom7250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Back when I was 8 a fly flew up my nose. Not so bad, but It was a MASSIVE horsefly. My nose started twitching immediately. I then sneezed. What come out was a fly that was about the size of my nostril covered in snot. My parents were horrified.

  • @TheEGames
    @TheEGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I threw up on myself 2 hours into an 8 hour flight so I was covered in dried puke when we landed.

    • @BloodFeitan
      @BloodFeitan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This happened to my cousin a few weeks ago lol

  • @jeffreysheldrake73
    @jeffreysheldrake73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    We had a number of mature guinea pigs some years back. One large male needed a vet so as I lifted him out of his cage a big cyst burst in my face. Fark it was rank. The worst taste and smell I had ever experienced. The pig lived

  • @SNICKRRDOODLES
    @SNICKRRDOODLES 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Okay but just a bit of advice:
    *Never eat meatballs and drink boba tea and decide to burp.*

  • @Dylan-Frost
    @Dylan-Frost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This actually happened this summer.
    So one day my dad tells me to take out the trash. I go outside by the side of the house where the trash bin is but it's full, so I just set the bag right next to it.
    Not even 24 hours later, he tells me to put the bag back in the bin. (The garbage truck came that day and the bin was empty). I lift the bag...
    And there's maggots EVERYWHERE. I'm talking at least a hundred of them surrounding the bag. I have no idea how something that bad happened that quickly. (I put down the bag around 2pm and pick it up about 10am the next day). This definitely scarred me for life.

  • @MandyBuglet
    @MandyBuglet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was a custodian at a YMCA in Ohio back in 2007. My second week there some genius took a fresh crap in one of the urinals. I has to put on gloves and scoop it out with my hands. Yuck!

    • @Angelinamarie1121
      @Angelinamarie1121 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh man, I read somewhere on Reddit some dude had confessed he ended up taking a crap in one because he couldn't make it to the toilet!

  • @MasterSnakeTamer
    @MasterSnakeTamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Night shift at the solitary wing at my facility. We had an inmate who was coming down off a high from some special K, IIRC: for days he was driving everyone up the wall.
    Came in one night to find him writing messages on the wall with his own feces and drinking out of the toilet. Eventually had to move him to another cell so the night cleaners could deal with it. It involved a pressure washer and so much bleach that the wing reeked of it for a couple days.
    Second place would be that time someone had a really nasty case of diarrhea in one of the bathrooms in my college dorm freshman year. I'm talking shit *everywhere.* Nearly made me puke.

  • @skylarshaye2065
    @skylarshaye2065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I passed a huge blood clot when I went to the bathroom. Long story short, I was on the depo shot for birth control and I was taking it for months. It was around the time I needed to get my shot again (bc you have to retake it every 3 months) and I got really heavy periods when it was that time. So I went to change my pad because I felt something gross come out of me. I went to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and almost let out a huge scream. I legit thought I birthed a still born or something but I haven't done anything because I don't like being touched when I'm on my period. So yeah. I was crying over a blood clot.

  • @maggiee639
    @maggiee639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Oh my god I can’t imagine having my spouse in the birthing tub with me!! That killed me!

  • @TheColorHopeIsBlue
    @TheColorHopeIsBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Unfortunately the retail story and the first stomach bug story hit close to home. Basically, my parents and I stopped at a restaurant for dinner. I felt incredibly nauseous and I told my parents to change our order to takeout so we could get home sooner. After a few agonizing minutes, the bottom end shenanigans happened first. This was, thankfully, contained in the toilet . . . but it wouldn't flush all the way, so I was both incredibly embarrassed and still nauseous. Then, of course, I threw up, and I didn't have time to turn around before I did so. Double embarrassment, although I did feel much better. I told my mom we should let someone know because I felt so badly for the pour soul who would inevitably clean up after me that I thought they should get a heads-up. However, after I pulled myself together and washed my hands, she rushed me out as quickly as possible and we all went straight home. I still feel guilty about it.

  • @brittblake2258
    @brittblake2258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was watching the new dark crystal series on Netflix last night. The woman skeksii was dripping snot in her food and then ate it. Almost puked cause I was drunk and that was nasty af...

    • @neilxenomorph1225
      @neilxenomorph1225 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      (spoiler alert) What about that time when Emperor scratched his rotting finger off,or when it turned out his face/beak was rotting?

    • @brittblake2258
      @brittblake2258 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@neilxenomorph1225 omfg yeah that I was expecting at some point especially because of how emperor died in the movie but I don't know that's snot coming out of her nose just grossed me out every time.. 💀

  • @EvilCarrotSauce
    @EvilCarrotSauce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One time in a gas station bathroom I had an unexpected period explosion. It ruined my underwear and got all over the floor in these great clumpy drips. No paper towels. Ugh. I was so ashamed I just left it there. I am so sorry for whoever went in there after me.

    • @howtowithelizabeth7513
      @howtowithelizabeth7513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EvilCarrotSauce try soaking the blood spot with hydrogen peroxide if u get blood on you’re clothes again it doesn’t always get it off but it makes period blood stains way lighter
      Squirt it on let it foam rinse in cold water and repeat a couple times then wash with the rest of you’re clothes it works
      If u ever have odors like BO or animal urine it also works on mildewed clothes use some distilled white or cleaning vinigar in the wash and use cold water with detergent heavy soil load the smell should come right out

  • @whatspoppin5358
    @whatspoppin5358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My stomach can’t handle this 😂

  • @flapjack4970
    @flapjack4970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I once found a splinter in my foot that had been stuck there for 2+ years. I had to cut skin away with scissors and a knife in order to reach it because it was so deep. Fuck that, never again

  • @etherraichu
    @etherraichu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had to take narcotic pain medicine because of a really bad medical condition for a while. Its insane how constipated it can make you. Of course since I was on the medicine legitimately, my doctor warned me about this and gave me various solutions, so it never got *too* bad. But even so, it was unpleasant.

  • @Boom1n
    @Boom1n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this one happened when i was 3 i pooped in the bath tub for a second i thought it was a fish so i played with it then i smelt it and i legit got so scared i ran outside naked screaming

  • @AzurezApex
    @AzurezApex 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That last one with the cat, it was likely attacked by a dog or larger animal. We sometimes have cats show up too. One time this pretty grey and white short tailed cat that possibly had bobcat dna started coming around. Friendly too it didn't take long to warm up to us. Once he came back with a wound on his back looked like a dog bite and eventually he stopped showing up. Sad to not see him again but he at least gave us 3 litters of kittens since at the time we had 2 female savannah cats f5 gen not fixed. All had pretty color combinations, different personalities and tail lengths too it was so interesting. Even one from the first litter, a black male, turned out bigger than everyone else. Really friendly too likes to talk a lot even his meow is kinda deeper.

  • @imjustacamel4190
    @imjustacamel4190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So I was on my period, and for this particular month I completely lost my appetite and could barley eat. Randomly I got really hungry and got a big back of chipper chips (Fries or whatever you Americans call them), at them all and went to sleep. Woke up at around 4am and needed to puke. Stood up and started puking literal lumpy mash potatoes. Usually puke is liquid mixed with mashed up food which is gross, but this was just pure mash potatoes. (I hate mash potatoes). It lasted about 5 minutes (It was a lot of chips) It was so disgusting in my mouth and was lumpy. Was so tired I went back to sleep without cleaning it up. Woke up and the smell was horrendous, got sick again it smelled so horrible. Fun times.

  • @ObiJohnKenobi22
    @ObiJohnKenobi22 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve accidentally done some disgusting stuff, but nothing beats the feeling of having to get blood drawn

  • @mindyschocolate
    @mindyschocolate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I crapped on myself” 😂😂😂😂😂 Oh gee, that 500 lb story...just put him out of his misery, jfc.

  • @miaomiaochan
    @miaomiaochan ปีที่แล้ว

    I once drank vegetable oil that was being stored in a soda bottle. Not as disgusting as spit, but still not pleasant.
    But by far the most disgusting experience I'd ever had was the time nearly everyone on my Nile River cruise ship got horrible food poisoning. I didn't actually see anyone puke or crap themselves, but I did see a guy faint from dehydration after stumbling out of a bathroom (presumably after another episode of vomiting or diarrhea) and hear of how an entire family was bedridden for days in their cabin that was in close proximity to the engine because they were suffering from food poisoning AND inhalation of engine fumes. Apparently, those poor people had to keep towels and basins by their beds to catch and soak up the vomit, they were vomiting so often.
    Probably turned quite a few of them off of Egypt. I want to visit Egypt again, but this time, there won't be a Nile River cruise.

  • @NiaJustNia
    @NiaJustNia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I worked on the GI and renal ward for a while, someone brought in C Diff. The sleus was so overwhelmed that it broke down...

  • @dullicecream
    @dullicecream 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can't wait to watch this while eating.

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had a horrid stomach virus as a child and I had to get picked up from school by my dad who thought " Haha, you just wanted to spend the day with your dad, huh? Wanna go get something to eat? " My stomach was empty, so yes. We go eat Waffle House because it was right before Lunch Time at school. He and I are getting waffles and after I have a few bites I sprint to the bathroom and proceed to poop pure water. I come out after about five minutes, lean across the table to my dad and I go " Something's wrong. I just peed out my butt. " and he laughs so hard he somewhat chokes on his food.

  • @shellybean6992
    @shellybean6992 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have cyclic vomiting syndrome. Look it up, it's a terrible illness. Basically it's uncontrollable vomiting for 3-5 days and I have to go to the hospital everytime. It sucks. No fever but you sweat. Oh boy do you sweat and I get ice cold at the same time. I puke almost every 10-20 min for 3 or 4 days and then I usually have one day in the hospital without puking. It usually takes about a week of recovery at home from all the retching, twisting and puking I do. I pull muscles I didn't know I had. It's so uncomfortably painful but they can't do anything about it but treat with anti nausea meds and let it run it's corse. This happens sometimes once a month or 2. It's dangerous because my potassium plummets and I'm super dehydrated so I have to get poked with IVs and needles time after time and I swear they miss more then they hit (on me) lol The most times I've ever been poked with IVs or from blood draws in one hospital stay was 21x. I just was in the hospital for 5 days and I left with 21 frickin holes in me from a needle of some form. Oh and I had to get shots in my belly 2x a day to prevent blood clots. Yeah, that was fun lol I have terrible luck when it comes to my health and I am constantly in the hospital for something or in the operating room having surgery. I can't win. I think the universe hates me. Oh and I've done this all with a messed up back. I broke my back in 6 spots and I've had 4 back surgeries and one was botched and 12 years later I'm feeling it more then ever. But that's a different story, different day lol

  • @seanc4501
    @seanc4501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Was doing a ride along as part of a college class and the cop I was with got a call to meet an animal control officer at some abandon house. Door was unlocked and there were animals inside, but the entire house was covered in dog shit and piss; even the food bowls. Walking up to the house you could smell the linger I'd decomposing dog shit and piss and the dirty, filthy dogs that were still in the house
    Also, waking up at 6am to piss and shower only to open the toilet seat cover and get greeted with a pot of "chili" that has been marinating overnight because my brother forgot to flush despite him claiming he did, even after being presented with the physical evidence

  • @rezkid283
    @rezkid283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This happened abt 4 weeks ago, I was trying to take those fake nails off my fingers. I had my mom do the rest, and when she got to the pinky she ripped like half my nail off and it started bleeding like crazy. I was to scared to touch it or take a shower, my pinky is fine now

  • @Jammythewerewolf
    @Jammythewerewolf ปีที่แล้ว

    I've had a few skin grafts now, and while I haven't looked it up, I feel pretty confident in saying "My skin is black and green and peeling, holy crap it's dead. Oh wait, there's new skin underneath." is just a part of the process.

  • @blackwood5851
    @blackwood5851 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg I live in Holland where people bike to school every day. I've had it happen MULTIPLE times that a fucking insect flies into my eye and gets stuck under my eyelid. It's such a gross feeling

  • @gabrielbruce1977
    @gabrielbruce1977 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've seen some nasty things but by far. By far. The most physically disgusting thing I've ever had to do was the cleaning half of my shifts at my first job. It was a movie theatre with three other food places inside it, restaurants all around, and a starbucks within walking distance.
    The combined smell of stale popcorn, warm sodas, congealing nacho cheese that was a couple hours old, and cold stale/rotting Starbucks drinks is not something you ever forget. Even the stank of human waste does not provoke the same visceral response as that combination of stank.

  • @SarafinaSummers
    @SarafinaSummers 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The story that that medic told made me scream cry laughing from sleep deprivation and being postictal. Dude, thank you. You should write novels.

  • @macedawgy
    @macedawgy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Crap in a toilet that was filled to the top with crap and there was no water left in the bowl. I went in there with an army of Febreeze, bleach, toilet cleaner, drain cleaner, cologne, body spray, and bleach wipes, unclogged the toilet, and sprayed so much spray that a skunk would be jealous. I must have used 7 bottles of Febreeze, the smell was absolutely indescribably horrific. Imagine the smell of a dumpster if a morbidly obese person took a diarrhea that was 800 miles wide on top of it. Yeah, that is still better than what was inside of that bathroom. It stunk for 3 weeks after.

  • @ika6832
    @ika6832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A bird shit im my trombone mouthpiece once. Right before i was going to play at our schools 9/11 memorial.

  • @lazuplayz7837
    @lazuplayz7837 ปีที่แล้ว

    I almost dehydrated when i was 3-4..i looked like a zombie and some of the nurses there were always asking my mom if i was okay💀😭

  • @dylankeil9423
    @dylankeil9423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I should've avoided this video in class lol. I listened to it through airpods and i was dying of laughter 🤣

  • @chintz7428
    @chintz7428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Having food poisoning and vomiting so hard it came out of my nose. My sinuses filled with vomit. Had a sinus infection after, with gummy-worm sized green clotted masses exiting from my nostrils. I have never been that sick again...

  • @petuniasevan
    @petuniasevan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching facial reconstruction surgery. Any other kind, oh that's interesting * takes a sip from a soda and a bite of food * ..... but seeing someone's face peeled back for a bone graft .

  • @kikiscorralandfriends4289
    @kikiscorralandfriends4289 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:48 me to plus all of my immediate family plus my stepmom’s former boss. Of course I got the worst of it. My dad criticized me for not cleaning myself but when he got it he understood what I was going through.

  • @darksidebuddha
    @darksidebuddha 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The time I had to clean my own thick diarrhea off four walls and a toilet in a public bathroom is no longer so bad

  • @Screaminglemon631
    @Screaminglemon631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The day i found out i was allergic to peppers. I ate a bunch of them for lunch after having cocoa overnight oats for breakfast........... i started puking and.... The oats had expanded and sucked up all the liquid inside of me. i was just puking up a thick mixture of oats and chunks of green bell peppers. It was so thick that it took the tubular shape of my esophagus. It felt like i was shitting out my mouth. I couldn't breathe and i thought i was going to die. Clogged my sink, toilet, and filled a trash can with the cocoa oat bell pepper sludge. 😞

  • @sharleenehurst4250
    @sharleenehurst4250 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Food poisoning, both ends, been there and done that. Then there is having a miscarriage by yourself- devastating and horrific... cutting your foot and having the blood pool all over your bathroom floor- looked like a crime scene... and the gross cyst that ran hot, smelly green puss down my leg. Life long enough and you get a lot of these stories.

  • @Iluvpie6
    @Iluvpie6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh my god why do I ALWAYS WITHOUT FAIL watch these right before eating

  • @lindseypoore2694
    @lindseypoore2694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My mom had some severe stomach issues and would throw up blood. I was the only one in my family who could stand the smell without puking themselves.

  • @chowderthechowchow6919
    @chowderthechowchow6919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When ever I’m sick I always try to make myself vomit, why u may ask.
    Well, for some odd but cool reason, when ever I do not feel good or have the flu or some shiz, when ever I vomit and get done with it, I always feel a ton better and the sickness leaves my body instantly. It weird but cool. This happened about 5 times in my life, so I’m not sure if it has to do with anything. I have a very strong immune system, the last time I was sick really sick (not including sore throat and stuffy nose) was like 3 years ago

    • @Lily_of_the_Forest
      @Lily_of_the_Forest 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      CHOWDERtheCHOWCHOW I do this too, but it doesn’t work for me. Still feel nauseated for hours even after I have manually evacuated my stomach. So desperate for relief you’d try anything.

  • @linseykleckner7257
    @linseykleckner7257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Actually gagged at the second one

  • @martyfan11agnosticalienfan
    @martyfan11agnosticalienfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seeing decomposing animal carcasses.
    (and yes, that's in the literal sense, with one of them spanning a few weeks, and the other being more recent).

  • @AgenderFordMustang45
    @AgenderFordMustang45 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    THE FIRST ONE HAD ME FUCKING DYING AT THE THOUGHT OF IT, JESUS CHRIST MAN.

  • @geoffreyhebel2438
    @geoffreyhebel2438 ปีที่แล้ว

    I genuinely lol'd at the smell description including visiting Newark nj

  • @roope.t.5251
    @roope.t.5251 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    A sewage pipe that ran below a gym had some sort of surge, and all that was in it bursted through a floor drain, There was literally shit, piss etc everywhere.

  • @sayetazonen6607
    @sayetazonen6607 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That 1st one cracked me up 😂😂
    Eww these are cringeeeee
    I can’t finish this. Goodbye 😂😂😭

  • @abrahamlincoln8748
    @abrahamlincoln8748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen was when I saw the raw inside of my mom’s ankle from a compound bone fracture. Both of my parents are doctors, so I always thought I was gonna follow suit. Not after that. I like economics better anyway.

  • @sikstinajn4229
    @sikstinajn4229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Finish the scenario
    You: *_sees a cockroach flying in your direction_*
    Also you:...

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sometimes it feels like everyone forgets cockroaches can fly, including the cockroaches.

  • @PaganMinn
    @PaganMinn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    About 10 years ago I was at my mothers for the summer. She had the litter box for both cats inside my closet. I closed my door and around 3 or 4 am i woke up to use the restroom. Didnt turn the lights on knowing my mom had to be up at 5 for work and the bathroom was directly down the hall. I stepped out of the room right into cat shit. I tried to use only one foot hopping to the bathroom only to hop right into another pile of cat shit. Was the most disgusting time of my life aside from maybe 1 other instance.

  • @swimfast724
    @swimfast724 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah, good old Newark. As a lifetime NJ resident, I feel you dude

  • @pingpongpung
    @pingpongpung 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why is the lemon shibby covered in oranges?

  • @RapidEyeMovement_28
    @RapidEyeMovement_28 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Here's my disgusting story: when I was about 7 my parents decided we would eat breakfast in the garden for some reason. My brother and I had hot chocolate. A bug got in my hot chocolate when I wasn't looking. I took a gulp and felt something weird in my mouth. Being a stupid 7-year-old I crunched the bug. I had to spit bug bits out all over the grass. I am still scared to eat/drink outside to this day

  • @howtowithelizabeth7513
    @howtowithelizabeth7513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well I have another one this was when I was at high school in woodshop we had locker desks the teacher built (small cube lockers under a big piece of wood)
    Well I had bullies who had intentionally left rotten milk,animal bones that smelt like death still, nasty cologne and god knows what else in their locker OMFG it reeked so bad I literally couldn’t walk into the building and nearly puked from the smell the kids were laughing and it pissed the teacher off he got rid of everything and had to open the big door and he turned on the industrial vacuum to air it out it still smelt for a few days and they never tried it again I don’t know if they got in trouble for it but I hope so

    • @howtowithelizabeth7513
      @howtowithelizabeth7513 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah it was nauseating and overpowering I’ve never smelt something that disgusting before or since this thank God

  • @MapleSyrupShade
    @MapleSyrupShade 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    19:56 I had a chicken got attacked by a racoon. Her whole back was moving with maggots.

  • @evaunit2553
    @evaunit2553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My stepdad and his attitude.

  • @johnathanargow4762
    @johnathanargow4762 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ill throw in mine.
    So it was early in the morning getting ready for school. I make cereal. Had to use the restroom to pee and came back in like 2 minutes.
    I go to finish the cereal. First bite was weird but nothing clicked in my head yet. Went for a second spoon full and started to process the texture and taste. It was warm and slimy.
    I scooped a third spoon full but didn't eat it.
    I looked at the spoon and noticed that the line to my spoon and my bowl. Which i knew for a fact that milk doesnt do that.
    I look at my dog. She had milk dripping from her nose and mouth.
    And i remember that anytime my dog drank or eat anything with milk, shes pukes.
    So. It took me a moment to connect the dots. And then realized that i was in fact eating dog vomit. And swolled two spoon fulls of it.
    I then myself vomited in the toilet and decided i wasn't going to school that day.

  • @henrikhyrup3995
    @henrikhyrup3995 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The most recent one was a couple of months ago when I was about to brush my teeth. Put the toothbrush in my mouth and begin scrubbing when I feel a 'splat' kind of thing in my mouth. Pull out the toothbrush and I see that there's the remains of a silverfish on it. I instantly vomited like hell.
    Other than that, had food poisoning as well. Projectile vomited and shat myself for hours on end. Had to call the night doctor as I was nearly choking from puking so hard.

  • @emilytreu2312
    @emilytreu2312 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    was at the park... saw a toilet absolutely covered in shit in the bathroom.... walls and everything. Then I was like, ohhh that's why the plumbers are here...

  • @fairytailnekos5106
    @fairytailnekos5106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One moment when my dad picked up dog poo off the floor thinking it was a brownie.
    .
    .
    He didn't eat it thank god

  • @marleesuarez7162
    @marleesuarez7162 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    when i was 12, i started vomiting because of worrying. id vomit once everyday. it settled down about 2 months later

  • @selvinthapa6141
    @selvinthapa6141 ปีที่แล้ว

    This one time. There was this one person who said “doing something with my shoebox called the Jiz box,” and soon later on the 23 years. He posted a picture of the yum yum juice Inside the fu♓︎⦿☽ng shoe box. It was basically vomit made from grilled grilled cheese with a bit of black paint and expired mayonnaise. But it was basically his homenlmade special sauce.

  • @nsidvdjwhajkwlwhwujshsvsub6718
    @nsidvdjwhajkwlwhwujshsvsub6718 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    most disgusting experience i had was albert spitting

  • @mariusweber4990
    @mariusweber4990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those don't look like lemons to me...

  • @RegularInvader
    @RegularInvader 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    During my junior year of high school (along Halloween) is when I developed a nasty infection after trying on bras at JC Penny. The bras must have carried unhygienic properties from whoever tried them on before me. The areola on both my breasts were coated with thick gunk that caused them to painfully stick against my bra.🤢 I didn't notice right away until I tried adjusting my bra in the middle of one of my classes and felt a sharp pain while doing so. I was in complete shock when I quickly checked in the bathroom and noticed the horror. My mom tried giving me all kinds of home remedies and suggested that I wear gauze in my bra to prevent the gunk from sticking again. Nothing was working, so a trip to the Doctor gave me a special ointment that finally made the infection go away.

  • @bentoneaster6956
    @bentoneaster6956 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I must listen to videos like this for the same reason I listen to videos about the worst ways people have died. Otherwise, WHY ON EARTH WOULD I BE HERE?!!!!

  • @jaykneegarner2479
    @jaykneegarner2479 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The carpet in my brothers old room! Seriously the carpet was supposed to be tan but is now black/gray, and smells! Think a mix of soda, bong water, and cigarettes! Add in dog piss and shit and it’s the nastiest most disgusting mess and is going to require a full gut!

  • @yaint77
    @yaint77 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro I’m gonna make myself throw up... 30 seconds in and I’m already fuckin dry gagging lmao

  • @majinperez6993
    @majinperez6993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I threw a cookie into a pool then drove down and tried to eat it

  • @samsimington5563
    @samsimington5563 ปีที่แล้ว +1

  • @amyrivera63
    @amyrivera63 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I visited my family in Mexico a couple of years back, and forgot the toilets over there do not let paper flush, so here I am with my hand down the toilet, to prevent the water from going up, completely grabbing the huge shit I took with paper and moving it to the garbage can, my mom later on dumped the trash, it was vile and embarrassing.