I mispoke, what I meant to say was this film = Action scene, EXPOSITION dump. Action scene, EXPOSITION dump. Then OtherJoe says, thats perfect cuz its just like the movie, a DUMP.
To be fair there was no evidence in the first film of him only being on Earth for a few days, there was a lot of expanded stuff that said he did that wasn't canon. But there is a painting of Ironhide in TLK who we saw arrive on Earth in the first film, so unless he went back to space for some reason that would definitely be messing with the continuity. And at the start of the first film when Optimus Prime's doing his narration he says that they just discovered that the Allspark had landed on a planet they had just discovered...
Michael Bay, like his usual self, prob just said who gives a shit about consistency of the story. I have this explosion here and this explosion there. Make a story out of it.
RPG Is Life he can rearrange himself like shown in age of extinction. So it's plausible that he just didn't like his human made form and so he rearranged himself back to his megatron form
Excalibur 4249 I think they just went with the old transformer story line of him being remade into galvatron by unicron but in reverse this time The mark on his face was like prime's so I guess she rebuilt him but they never explained it in the movie
JOHN BOKO SHOW well said and besides the original g1 transformers anime was pretty weak even the most recent transformers prime tv show is corny/childish dont know why people expect much
Keep in mind that they had a Writers Room, comprised of 12 of the best writers in Hollywood - Akiva Goldsman, Robert Kirkman, Steven Spielberg ect ect. And they went through every single piece of the Transformers franchise, lore, cartoons, backstories and so on. And this is what they produced.
Haters:Yep this is the first time unicron was depicted this way uggg uuhhh aahhhh (incoherent screams) TFP unicron:um I was the first earth unicron this was my second time
They've been ruining the OG transformers since the first movie. TF1: Jazz was so weak that Megratron literally killed him with his bare hands. TF2: Arcee and Elita-1 were horribly designed and got inmediately killed. Soundwave and the Constructicons were barely in the movie. TF3: Starscream, one of the most powerful decepticons, got killed by fucking Sam Witwicky. TF4: Galvatron was horrible. Corniest Optimus Prime ever. TF5: Lamest Unicron I've ever seen. Hot Rod was horrible.
They keep retconning the reason the Transformers are here. Transformers: We came to Earth for the Allspark! Transformers 2: We came to Earth for the Harvester and influenced the Egyptians! Transformers 3: We came to Earth for Sentinel Prime during the fall of Cybertron! Transformers 4: We've been on Earth since the dinosaurs but haven't done anything since then! Transformers 5: We've been on Earth since the Dark Ages and have been influencing human history in secret since then!
John-Mark Openchowski fr!! I was so pissed. Like earth??? really the very planet they're living on is unicron?! smh shit Unicron was better off being cybertron in this movie
So, the creators of Transformers came to Earth to collect material. The Allspark descended to Earth. Seven Primes built a sun-sucker on earth and waged a civil war here. Megatron and Sentinel Prime planned to meet on Earth. (Didn't Megatron came to Earth because the cube just happened to crash here?) Decepticons tried to teleport Cybertron to Earth. Decepticons had sent spies to Earth. Cybertronian Kights has been on Earth all alone... Now the devil of Transformers is Earth....... There are so many planets in the universe, why is everything related to Earth?
I've scrolled down a little and haven't seen anyone say this yet. Unicron isn't a Decepticon. In the Movie canon, he's just a giant robot that is slowly eating the universe. In the comic canon, he's the transformer's God of Destruction, essentially. The 13 Cybertronian knights don't have anything to do with Unicron initially, they were the first 13 transformers made by Cybertron to aide his planet form. One of the knights is corrupted by Unicron. He is known as "The Fallen"
Are they 13 knights the primes? Because the original 13 I am pretty sure were the primes, and also the primes could not combine into a dragon, so they are different. The wiki says they are the 13 Knights of Iacon and their names are different from the primes.
BTW the Fallen is not a Knight (assuming the knights are not the primes) The fallen is an exiled prime (Megatronus Prime). He was manipulated into killing one of his fellow primes (Solus Prime) and thus he is exiled. Then he starts studying the dark arts and finally ends up to Unicron, the very being he was created to defeat (ironic isn't it), and then Unicron further corrupts him
In the comics the Knights were just some powerful Cybertronians who buggered off to spread freedom and justice through the universe before Earth even formed. One of the comics follows the mis-adventures (and occasional horrible deaths) of a bunch of obscure characters trying to find them. The Primes were completely different, they were made by Unicron's brother (Primus) to kick his planet-eating ass back out of reality.
I thought so. I am just said that Bayformers in copying Transformers Prime and failing at that as well. Although, I personally did not hate Last Knight.
Really? From what I got from the movie, Unicron isn't a planet killer (in the movie cannon) but rather a sentient planet that was perfectly chill until Quintessa brought Cybertron in tow. That alone is a massive wasted potential. They could have explained that the extinction of the dinosaurs was caused during the partial cyber formation of Earth to create Unicron and they could have had the Dinobots and the Infernocons as Unicron's native mechanical life (in contrast to Autobots and Decepticons in Cybertron)
Simon Skogsberg I agree, I don't know why Joe even bothers having his "friends" on the show. his friends barely speak and they are afraid to oppose Joe's point of view since he is the star. I love this 2 Joe format better
Little Joe ripped the Transformers series a new a-hole. I mean wow I didn't know such a little guy could be so threatening. That part about Michael Bay taking childhood memories from two generations and burning it in hot oil was a harsh one. Good Job Little Joe you tell that bad Mr. Bay to stay away .
MonolJibberish It's one of the few cases that I felt that the reviewer took it too far. I actually felt uncomfortable with some of the things he was saying and I think that he should actually tone it down a bit in future. It's really odd too considering that it's Michael Bay, someone who I've kind of wanted dead at some points. The fact that Little Joe was able to make me feel bad for Michael Bay is just surreal to me.
Lego Movie is a blatant commercial for the toys... and it was still a very good film despite that. Wonder Woman and Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2 are popcorn flicks... but their plots/pacing are more than serviceable enough. Transformers: Prime won daytime Emmy awards for the strong plot/presentation. The Bayverse has no excuses.
CodeXCDM dude im rewatching Prime and i have to say even though the animation isnt great for the humans in the show, the animation for the transformers is stellar. And the story is actually one of the best ive ever seen in an animated show. There are stakes. People die, the good guys dont always win and THE FOCUS IS ON THE DAMN TRANSFORMERS NOT THE HUMANS. Thats always been my problem with the movies. They focus on the humans with the transformers as side characters. Not to mention megatron is an amazing villain in the show. Hes actually intimidating and kills.
The human friends were actually *useful* too... Raphael, in particular. The MECH baddies proved troublesome, even for mere humans. Megatron was THE big bad most of the show... and they at least gave enough background to have tried the whole "We were brothers" schtick, if they wanted.
Ty Holcomb I know right Prime is one of the greatest Transformers shows and shows in general of all time it has a very good plot strong story good characters that has phenomenal development it truly earned all of those Emmys it really did
-Transformers 2007- 4 1/2 All Sparks out of 5. Starts off slow, but as it progresses, it's worth the price of admission. -Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen- 2 Devastator Testicles out of 5. Starts off great and caught my attention, but everything else falls apart as it goes on. -Transformers: Dark of the Moon- 2 Moons out of 5. Nonsensical as Revenge of the Fallen, only boring. It's just weak. -Transformers: Age of Extinction- 1 1/2 Dead Ratchet Heads out of 5. One of the worst sequels of all time. It contradicted Dark of the Moon, dragged the story to the ground, there's no need for it to exist, nonsensical writing multiplied by 2 compared to RotF and DotM, awful acting, continuity errors multiplied by 2, and it's better off pretending that this never existed. -Transformers: The Last Knight- Never saw it. But, I refuse to go see it after Age of Extinction.
whats there to spoil lol, its always the same plot, anchient transformer stuff already at/near earth, govt shit, bay humourless humour, exposition, casual racism, hot babes, pew pew pew, EXPLOSIONS. what is there actually to spoil LOL
J Pauly Transformers Prime has a balance between Cybertronian and human characters, but unlike the Bay films the human characters in Transformers Prime are way better written.
MrPureManure its a good bit got to remember he is mr evil bad guy lol and when he gets mad at barricade the flamethrower was showing his rage its uncontrollable so it works
MrPureManure what pisses me off is Barricade was supposed to be dead. He died a couple of times in the other films. Oh and Megatron was Galvatron in Transformers 4 (yes I unfortunately saw that but I have yet to see this one).
liz, thats where you are WRONG. he purchased his ticket, therefore he does have the right to complain about a terrible movie he watched. Who are YOU to tell someone they can't complain about something they purchased?
undertaker0079 lol it's not flopping. It's FAR from it. It just isn't doing as good as the other at the US box office. ~$65 million BO weekend is pretty good, although nothing to write home about
The opening weekend has only kicked off today, I highly doubt it will flop. Domestically it could flop, but foreign markets love the film, especially China.
the main part that i dont understand where they mess up the lore is ok so bumbulbee was in WW2 fighting the nasis and they had a cameo picture of ironhide walk in front of 18th century ships but that does not make sense the autobots didnt come to earth till modern times looking for the all spark so that means the writers did just say screw the lore
darrell *14 they had a picture of soldier from idk what era (think it was 18th century) with Optimus just standing behind them in his transformers 1-3 form looking like a truck ?
9:34 "The world hates transformers now." Oh! have the people decided that they want more then mindless action? Oh... you meant the people within the story... I'm sad now.
Brody Mercer For fuck's sake, even the G1 cartoon episode both this movie and DotM were based on was more realistic regarding it's gravitational effects of having Cybertron that close to Earth.
Yeah it should've killed everyone on Earth. There was an old 3-4 part G1 episode (was it titled Ultimate Doom? I cannot remember.) in which Cybertron is brought to Earth's orbit and boy it did a ton of damage to Earth due to that crazy plan. My point is that even in the old cartoon was a bit more real on that cataclysm 'cuase that would happen if a planet were that close to ours.
KillaJake99 Dude fuck yeah that would be insanely good, Nice call. Too mad it won't happen for the fact the studio has completely ruined this loved franchise from our childhoods.
KillaJake99 Well I heard that the studio behind Transformers is searching for a way to crossover G.I. Joe into the world of the transformers. So if they were to reboot the franchise with these people directing it could be a well done cinematic universe.
It's a very good review because they don't totally hate the movie, they just find it shitty as hell. You can see when they hate a movie it's not as funny but very entertaining
Jackson Taylor the continuity is broken, just like in the X-Men, Alien and Terminator franchises. The continuity only makes sense if you go back one movie, any more and it all falls apart.
+GaryYTP I mean the exact same plot not simi .....yes all 5 movies have 3 core values ...find artifact ..fight deceptcons and humans take up 75% of all 5 movies
Yea, but at least the 3rd one didn't have a million different subplots going on that aren't even related to the main plot you know of what their is of one. I mean this movie is so convoluted and incoherent It doesn't even deserve to be called a movie.
Transformers WW2 Movies: Transformers: Cross Of Unicron Transformers: A Optimus To Far Transformers: Inglorious Megatron Transformers: Saving Bumblebee
Please, if Transformers is getting rebooted, do a god damn Trilogy with a single story like Lord of the Rings. There's so much lore you could tie together, and it'd allow multiple movies without adding some new bullshit relic in each movie.
Think I'll go watch Transformers Prime (the cartoon) again to restore my faith in the franchise. At least they take the time to explain the Earth/Unicron connection which ends up being pretty cool.
TFPrime in general helps build off the already established Transformers lore while making it its own thing. This movie franchise just constantly retcons and reinvent itself to bullshit degre.
Isaiah Garraway especially given that if that "planet", which I'm using that term loosley, that is heading to earth is Cybertron, that in of itself completely screws the lore because if I remember correctly isn't Cybertron about 2 to 5 times the size of Earth, and if I'm wrong please tell me, then that is an absolute no. If they can't get simple basic things from the lore correct, especially in a transformers movie, then personally they do not have the right to make a movie from the franchise
Seto Kaiba but there is a lot more exposition and plot that sucks ass than there are fighting robots. It takes so long that I wouldn't even care about he fighting because I feel so bored.
Don't be so sure. The film's opening box office is the lowest for the series. Hopefully this ends up a Ghostbusters level underperformance and like that kills the studio's plan for a shared universe.
RainFallHD3 no. The action in this movie is actually terrible as well. He transitioned from well choreographed transformer fight scenes to explosions and super slow mo every other sequence. Don't even get me started on HOW fast the villains lost. Optimus literally kicked megatron (where's galvatron?) once and knocked him off the ship
I think out of all the TH-camrs I know, Nostalgia Critic is the only one who did the right thing by NOT seeing this movie. Stop giving them your money people, those corporate bastards in their business coats will get the false impression that we like their movies. WE DON'T!!!!
They should have stopped after the third one, really. The whole franchise wouldn't be this bad since the third one was a decent Transformers movie after the first one, but Nope! They rather insulted the audience's intelligent thinking everyone is 12 years old and will enjoy the same shit over and over again with mindless explosion and characters that we don't give a damn about. Oh, and to make more toys, too.
I just dont like Delrith doing review. Most of his opinion feels biased to me and he didnt consider his argument in multiple set of views. But Angerbeard and Jacob are cool
This movie made absolutely no sense. They keep adding stuff to the lore every time they feel like it, and in doing so, they are ruining any sort of consistency. So Bay is trying to tell me the Transformers have been on Earth for ages, despite the fact that we SAW them arrive at Earth in the first movie? Yeah I don't think so. The plot moved so fast I didn't even understand what was happening before Anthony Hopkins came in and explained everything. The cuts between scenes were jarring and off-putting, immediately switching to another scene right after the final line had been delivered by one of the actors. The entire thing feels like it was written by a twelve-year old with a hard-on. I actually thoroughly enjoyed the other Transformers movies, but not this one. Now, it just feels like Michael Bay is trying to see how much shit he can get away with.
I_AM _THE_LORLAX Yea but Michael Bay rejects the good ideas writers give Michael and so they end up having to create something that Michael likes but not something all the critics like or everyone in general
Unicron a decepticon? Joe I'm starting to believe your knowledge of Transformers lore is lacking. As for TTLK, the idea of Unicron being earth is from the show Transformers Prime lore. Unicron became earth after he was defeated by Primus and his 13 Primes. Unicron slumbered and the debree around him eventually formed earth according to Transformers Prime lore. All I'm saying is Bay took lots of ideas in g1 and Transformers Prime to mix it all up in TTLK. So TTLK's plot isn't that original.
bagsikdangal dude your comment is perfect nobody understands or knows anything about the original cartoon and that's why they say it was a bad movie but it was a fucking dope movie and they need to make more at least one more.
hey got the lore right according to you - but that doesn't mean the movie was good - people didn't dislike the movie because they think they got the lore wrong they dislike the movie because it wasn't a good movie... The dialoge, the cheesy non-relevant characters, etc etc
rusko dudesko if you have seen the old show it's full of random transformers that become new to the plot all the time and the random cheesy jokes are a big part of the old show Mikel bay was trying to capture that through the movie and alot of people complain that in the movies earth is always under attack but even in the old show earth is always under attack just saying bay was and has tried to some what follow the old show.
I didn't mean random transformers I meant random people like the little latina she was useless and so where the other kids in the film. Look man this movie sucked whether you were into the old show or not - you shouldn't have your standards set so low - that's my opinion and many others - go argue with someone else because I don't have time for you... Sorry I honestly wish I did
"You wish Michael Bay would get better writers" Well Transformers 2-4 had only one writer for all of those movies and his name was Ehren Kruger. This movie had three writers. Two of which wrote the first Iron Man movie and Punisher War Zone. The other writer wrote Black Hawk Down. So maybe it's Michael Bay, that truly doesn't give a shit about story and wants to rush out a half-assed script.
This just proves what you don't need 10 writers for a film. Having writers room is he worst idea ever, especially for a franchise as big as transformers.
Well its Micheal Bay's last movie not the actual series. And to be honest when watching the film it actually has potential its just that with the shit Micheal Bay has done to the series it will probably need to start with a whole new cast and plot(maybe without people and just Transformers).
Doom Chief Like it would've made more sense if it was between action and dialogue, but there were scenes where one person was widescreen and it'd switch to the other person and it wouldn't be widescreen. So weird.
Did you see it in IMAX? 98% filmed in full-frame IMAX and 2% in widescreen. Roughly 3 minutes of entire film had black bars. Hardly noticeable in IMAX screening. I'm hoping they use IMAX transfer on 4k blu-ray.
Apparently it was something wrong with the aspect ratio that most theaters use and it causes that. It happened during my movie and I googled why it was like that.
Wow, people watch it because of its visuals and actions. There are people who like other crappy films but hate this one, why? Joe loved suicide squad, jurassic world, Lego batman, etc. Why? Those were crappy. He enjoyed power rangers! why?
The only good thing consistently to come out of the Bayverse Transformers is how good the animation is even if the designs are largely awful, and the score. The score throughout is incredible. I wont go over old ground you's covered and have many others since it's release, but I thought the final fight sequence was kinda cool, ignoring you know, gravity and all that. But all I can think about, I wish that was several minutes longer. And how amazing more it could had Starscream been there beside Megatron, maybe Soundwave too at a push. And them go up against those handful of the autobots. Yes I am a Starscream fanboy, and it is death a decade plus later still irks me tremendously 😂
series as fucked up since first movie, as fan that grew up with transformers, Micheal Bay version is slap to face its garbage, this isn't Transformers, this is CGI garbage with explosions
I mispoke, what I meant to say was this film = Action scene, EXPOSITION dump. Action scene, EXPOSITION dump. Then OtherJoe says, thats perfect cuz its just like the movie, a DUMP.
lol ahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
AngryJoeShow your a dump jks ily
i would take a shit then watch this movie
well fffuuuccckkk u Joe I like this movie
LMAO, great review \m/
"I think I saw a horse do a backflip."
This is the perfect way to describe this movie.
Atofu HAHAHAHAHAHA
Atofu Is that the new "Jumping The Shark"?
Hahaha
hAHahahaHa!
Don't forget about the "submarine do a backflip" too.
Written by 4 people, edited by 6 people, directed by a man with an ego of a billion people.
A film made to fail
This movie is like eating pizza, ice cream and a hot pie which is glorious for half an hour and then TRANSFORMS into an unstoppable diarrhea.
Dude you must have one killer stomach.
😝 Haha!
Can we mention that Bumblebee was apparently helping humans in WW2 when he only came to Earth 10 years ago?
To be fair there was no evidence in the first film of him only being on Earth for a few days, there was a lot of expanded stuff that said he did that wasn't canon. But there is a painting of Ironhide in TLK who we saw arrive on Earth in the first film, so unless he went back to space for some reason that would definitely be messing with the continuity. And at the start of the first film when Optimus Prime's doing his narration he says that they just discovered that the Allspark had landed on a planet they had just discovered...
liam chandler I think bumblebee was in earth without the rest like prime, ratchet, ironhide, etc.....
liam chandler did he meet Captain America?
Michael Bay, like his usual self, prob just said who gives a shit about consistency of the story. I have this explosion here and this explosion there. Make a story out of it.
Fuck the timeline... It literally does not matter to Bay or the Script Writers... >_>
Are we not gonna talk about how megatron was galvatron in the last movie, but instantly megatron again with no explanation at all
Darkling276 no he isn’t
RPG Is Life he can rearrange himself like shown in age of extinction. So it's plausible that he just didn't like his human made form and so he rearranged himself back to his megatron form
Excalibur 4249 I think they just went with the old transformer story line of him being remade into galvatron by unicron but in reverse this time
The mark on his face was like prime's so I guess she rebuilt him but they never explained it in the movie
no, we aren't gona talk about it
@@purgejmi Allen explained megatron coming back from galvatron only it was quintessa
First 5 minutes I thought I was in the wrong theater and watching King Arthur and I actually enjoyed it.
me too XD
EPICWILTIME how does it look like King Arthur
Lol same
King Arthur is a work if genius compared to this.
"Optimus, don't be evil." "Okay."
vengeance1701 "megatron be cool" "no"
One of the Dumbest scenes in the movie "I have not heard your voice since cybertron." Really? Because Bumblebee spoke at the end of the first movie.
They should have just killed him off in 3
@@GhostbustersFan77 Alternative timeline confirmed?
how to film transformers -
10% transformers action
90% human stuff, million explosions.
Done
Transformers are good
Michael Bay is bad
Put them together
And the audience is sad
dbrsd 123 Are you talking about that britt chick from the 3rd movie with the squished face?
JOHN BOKO SHOW In English please.
JOHN BOKO SHOW well said and besides the original g1 transformers anime was pretty weak even the most recent transformers prime tv show is corny/childish dont know why people expect much
A positive multiplied by a negative is a negative
sad? how's making billions then?
I think I saw the explosion do a backflip
Not when I make billions money, bitch!
*Bay flips everyone off, riding on a helicopter while explosions are going off*
he said '' I think I saw a horse doing a backflip ''
Morgan Allsing with a Linking Park song playing in the background
Don't forget while two transformers fighting looking like two garbage dumps fighting
I saw the same thing!
Joe, shut up and let Little Joe talk. You gave this man 30 seconds to talk.
How can he unless joe can try to learn to do a puppet talk.
Goby ...Bruh. The puppet had 30 seconds of spotlight
I feel like there was some misunderstanding here
He was talking about the little doll...
Mateo kkn
*"Optimus, be evil for me..."*
*"Yes..."*
*"Optimus be good again..."*
*"Yes..."*
Transformers: The Last Paycheck
ChronicKoda it ain't the last paycheck. That's for sure.
Earn that paycheck Tyrese!
Sir Anthony Hopkins is always up for another paycheck.
'' I think I saw a horse doing a backflip ''- OtherJoe
Yann Guichaoua and a submarine
otherjoe 2017
Keep in mind that they had a Writers Room, comprised of 12 of the best writers in Hollywood - Akiva Goldsman, Robert Kirkman, Steven Spielberg ect ect.
And they went through every single piece of the Transformers franchise, lore, cartoons, backstories and so on. And this is what they produced.
"I think I saw a horse do a back flip."
-Other Joe, 2017
ßetaJuice I saw a submarine do a backflip lolololol
Ad before video: CRITICS ARE SAYING TRANSFORMERS IS THE BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR.
video starts: Joe - What the FUCK did I just watch?!
Kavas what I agree it's an awesome movie
Your're joking right?
Kavas You got that ad too before the video
Kavas Because the top main stream critics get paid for a positive review.
people please if you don't understand what this movie is all about then why go see it in the first place?
MICHAEL BAY IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOR....
KronnangDunn the generator is losing power
Place the sample obtained the generator, not a god
Michael Bay is a man, not a god!!!!!!
Ruined hot rod, unicron, and the origin story in one movie. For the love of god someone reboot this.🤦🏻♂️
Michael Avery no offence to french people but never give hot rod a French accent
Haters:Yep this is the first time unicron was depicted this way uggg uuhhh aahhhh (incoherent screams)
TFP unicron:um I was the first earth unicron this was my second time
They've been ruining the OG transformers since the first movie.
TF1: Jazz was so weak that Megratron literally killed him with his bare hands.
TF2: Arcee and Elita-1 were horribly designed and got inmediately killed. Soundwave and the Constructicons were barely in the movie.
TF3: Starscream, one of the most powerful decepticons, got killed by fucking Sam Witwicky.
TF4: Galvatron was horrible. Corniest Optimus Prime ever.
TF5: Lamest Unicron I've ever seen. Hot Rod was horrible.
They keep retconning the reason the Transformers are here.
Transformers: We came to Earth for the Allspark!
Transformers 2: We came to Earth for the Harvester and influenced the Egyptians!
Transformers 3: We came to Earth for Sentinel Prime during the fall of Cybertron!
Transformers 4: We've been on Earth since the dinosaurs but haven't done anything since then!
Transformers 5: We've been on Earth since the Dark Ages and have been influencing human history in secret since then!
Transformers 6. The Chinese built us
LotsaLOUD lmfao
LotsaLOUD hahahahaha XD
can't you just understand that there were many reason for different transformers to come to earth?
+Negan are you some sort of fanboy or something?
They screwed up Unicron's lore big time in this film. Not to mention no explanation on how Galvatron from Age of Extinction became Megatron again.
John-Mark Openchowski fr!! I was so pissed. Like earth??? really the very planet they're living on is unicron?! smh shit Unicron was better off being cybertron in this movie
John-Mark Openchowski did you ever watch transformers prime
So, the creators of Transformers came to Earth to collect material. The Allspark descended to Earth. Seven Primes built a sun-sucker on earth and waged a civil war here. Megatron and Sentinel Prime planned to meet on Earth. (Didn't Megatron came to Earth because the cube just happened to crash here?) Decepticons tried to teleport Cybertron to Earth. Decepticons had sent spies to Earth. Cybertronian Kights has been on Earth all alone... Now the devil of Transformers is Earth.......
There are so many planets in the universe, why is everything related to Earth?
Nobody cares about the Transformers lore, that show was just a half hour long toy commercial.
If only you saw Transformers:Prime Season 2, you would understand.
When bumblebee started to talk he said martha
Freddy Fazbear WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!!
Freddy Fazbear plot twist!
BronnsAlive IT'S HIS MOTHER'S NAME GODAMMIT DON'T KILL MY SUPERMAN!!!!!!!!
"Save...Mother..." More realistic. More human. Done.
Freddy Fazbear lmbo
I've scrolled down a little and haven't seen anyone say this yet. Unicron isn't a Decepticon. In the Movie canon, he's just a giant robot that is slowly eating the universe. In the comic canon, he's the transformer's God of Destruction, essentially. The 13 Cybertronian knights don't have anything to do with Unicron initially, they were the first 13 transformers made by Cybertron to aide his planet form. One of the knights is corrupted by Unicron. He is known as "The Fallen"
Are they 13 knights the primes? Because the original 13 I am pretty sure were the primes, and also the primes could not combine into a dragon, so they are different. The wiki says they are the 13 Knights of Iacon and their names are different from the primes.
BTW the Fallen is not a Knight (assuming the knights are not the primes) The fallen is an exiled prime (Megatronus Prime). He was manipulated into killing one of his fellow primes (Solus Prime) and thus he is exiled. Then he starts studying the dark arts and finally ends up to Unicron, the very being he was created to defeat (ironic isn't it), and then Unicron further corrupts him
In the comics the Knights were just some powerful Cybertronians who buggered off to spread freedom and justice through the universe before Earth even formed. One of the comics follows the mis-adventures (and occasional horrible deaths) of a bunch of obscure characters trying to find them.
The Primes were completely different, they were made by Unicron's brother (Primus) to kick his planet-eating ass back out of reality.
I thought so. I am just said that Bayformers in copying Transformers Prime and failing at that as well. Although, I personally did not hate Last Knight.
Really? From what I got from the movie, Unicron isn't a planet killer (in the movie cannon) but rather a sentient planet that was perfectly chill until Quintessa brought Cybertron in tow. That alone is a massive wasted potential. They could have explained that the extinction of the dinosaurs was caused during the partial cyber formation of Earth to create Unicron and they could have had the Dinobots and the Infernocons as Unicron's native mechanical life (in contrast to Autobots and Decepticons in Cybertron)
Little Joe thought it was so bad he had no words to describe it
Much prefer the reviews when there are only two of you
Simon Skogsberg what do you mean two? Clearly there's 3
Simon Skogsberg I agree, I don't know why Joe even bothers having his "friends" on the show. his friends barely speak and they are afraid to oppose Joe's point of view since he is the star. I love this 2 Joe format better
yea, other joe sometime will disagree with joe but the other guys just agrees with anything angry joe says it's annoying.
Simon Skogsberg Don't forget little Joe
his movie reviews are terrible he needs to just stick to games
Little Joe ripped the Transformers series a new a-hole. I mean wow I didn't know such a little guy could be so threatening. That part about Michael Bay taking childhood memories from two generations and burning it in hot oil was a harsh one. Good Job Little Joe you tell that bad Mr. Bay to stay away .
MonolJibberish I know right I wish Little Joe reviewed alot more stuff like games and such!
MonolJibberish It's one of the few cases that I felt that the reviewer took it too far. I actually felt uncomfortable with some of the things he was saying and I think that he should actually tone it down a bit in future. It's really odd too considering that it's Michael Bay, someone who I've kind of wanted dead at some points. The fact that Little Joe was able to make me feel bad for Michael Bay is just surreal to me.
MonolJibberish honestly if he was human i would be scared for the bsys life like the things he said oh man
MonolJibberish ikr he is so angry he roasted the shit out of bay
Trashing Michael Bay movies is more fun than watching them
And he deserves every second of it.
You used "than" correctly... you... are... GOD!!!!
Direct Entertainment A Place for TH-cam Addicts lol, uhh, thanks?
I agree. Especially with the TF films. So much fun mocking 'em.
Get that spider off your face
The other guy hated it so much he turned into an angry joe doll for some reason
NO LITTLE JOE IS HIS OWN PERSON!!!
The President this comment has me in tears
The President 😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏.. this comment deserves to be on the Top
2:27 "I think I saw a horse do a backflip" MOVIE OF THE DECADE
Rogue Pilot There was a back flipping horse, when it got hit during the medieval portion.
Shia LaBeouf does a hilariously stupid front flip during the forest battle in Bayformers 2
Rogue Pilot it didn't tho
Horses do flips and stuff in Fire Emblem.
LMFAO
Lego Movie is a blatant commercial for the toys... and it was still a very good film despite that.
Wonder Woman and Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2 are popcorn flicks... but their plots/pacing are more than serviceable enough.
Transformers: Prime won daytime Emmy awards for the strong plot/presentation.
The Bayverse has no excuses.
CodeXCDM dude im rewatching Prime and i have to say even though the animation isnt great for the humans in the show, the animation for the transformers is stellar. And the story is actually one of the best ive ever seen in an animated show. There are stakes. People die, the good guys dont always win and THE FOCUS IS ON THE DAMN TRANSFORMERS NOT THE HUMANS. Thats always been my problem with the movies. They focus on the humans with the transformers as side characters. Not to mention megatron is an amazing villain in the show. Hes actually intimidating and kills.
CodeXCDM Popcorn flick??
CodeXCDM it doesn't have the touch. doesn't have the power
The human friends were actually *useful* too... Raphael, in particular. The MECH baddies proved troublesome, even for mere humans. Megatron was THE big bad most of the show... and they at least gave enough background to have tried the whole "We were brothers" schtick, if they wanted.
Ty Holcomb I know right Prime is one of the greatest Transformers shows and shows in general of all time it has a very good plot strong story good characters that has phenomenal development it truly earned all of those Emmys it really did
-Transformers 2007- 4 1/2 All Sparks out of 5. Starts off slow, but as it progresses, it's worth the price of admission.
-Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen- 2 Devastator Testicles out of 5. Starts off great and caught my attention, but everything else falls apart as it goes on.
-Transformers: Dark of the Moon- 2 Moons out of 5. Nonsensical as Revenge of the Fallen, only boring. It's just weak.
-Transformers: Age of Extinction- 1 1/2 Dead Ratchet Heads out of 5. One of the worst sequels of all time. It contradicted Dark of the Moon, dragged the story to the ground, there's no need for it to exist, nonsensical writing multiplied by 2 compared to RotF and DotM, awful acting, continuity errors multiplied by 2, and it's better off pretending that this never existed.
-Transformers: The Last Knight- Never saw it. But, I refuse to go see it after Age of Extinction.
"I think I saw a horse do a backflip" Yep. I think that sums up the transformers franchise.
Strange...I could've sworn I've seen this movie. Like, at least five times already. Huh.
DoctaDaKing
but it's Mark wahlberg now so it's different.
didya mean so it a copy of the last movie
didya mean oh yes of course my bad I'm so sorry please don't hurt me Michael bay
Jacob Rice Nah, I'm pretty sure this is the fifth time.
DoctaDaKing m
This was so bad I actually missed shia lebouf and megan fox.
I never thought that that would happen. But well, shit, Welcome to 2017 Transformer I guess.
I thought more or less the same, at least the script of the first films
was simple. Shia running all the time and display the ass of Megan
Yeah, I have the same feeling. It's so bad it makes you actually retroactively like what sucked in previous movies...
Kino Plays Games
How the fuck is earth a robot? You think maybe people would notice that shit.
And they're not even that good either
can a transformers go back to the roots of cybertron with a better director and writers. I think most people would like that better
This is one of those films were i dont mind to see the SPOILER REVIEW
I know right
whats there to spoil lol, its always the same plot, anchient transformer stuff already at/near earth, govt shit, bay humourless humour, exposition, casual racism, hot babes, pew pew pew, EXPLOSIONS. what is there actually to spoil LOL
Lord Zephyros dude so true I'm literally watching this just so I can know how it ended XD
Lord Zephyros this move was written by heretics
yeah ,its like porn ,nobody cares about story its all about action
Anyone else think that the Transformers series would be better (to some degree) movies if there weren't any humans?
J Pauly YES 200% YES, the y ruin the entire movie for me, since Transformers the movie, the original I hated the humans
J Pauly The problem isnt that there is humans, the problem is that the humans overshadow the transformers themselves.
J Pauly Transformers Prime has a balance between Cybertronian and human characters, but unlike the Bay films the human characters in Transformers Prime are way better written.
They need to do a movie before they got to fucking earth as a reboot.
Just make an animated cartoon but more adult oriented storylines
The only true transformer movie is the 1986 movie where guess what, it's all about transformers and not the humans.
Yup
Devin Monroy oh yeah that's true
Devin Monroy Ever watch Transformers Prime?
Mexican Sunbro Loved that show.
You got the touch...
I don't know why but I lost my shit when Megatron was talking to Barricade and he just started randomly farting his flamethrower off.
MrPureManure its a good bit got to remember he is mr evil bad guy lol and when he gets mad at barricade the flamethrower was showing his rage its uncontrollable so it works
MrPureManure what pisses me off is Barricade was supposed to be dead. He died a couple of times in the other films. Oh and Megatron was Galvatron in Transformers 4 (yes I unfortunately saw that but I have yet to see this one).
Wait what? When was this lmao
Ivin3690 if your thinking Megatron actually farted he didn’t. He just shot his flamethrower out of anger due to Barricades failure.
Just in time Boi ohhh lol that makes more sense, but I kinda wish it was a real fart
Transformers the last back flip
Transgenders: The last gay
^ actually sounds slightly entertaining.
Vsgsg Fxgzggs global box office: $10bil
when Joe said he saw a horse do a backflip, i ROFL. that was hilarious.
Little Joe is the best reviewer
I really like his style of review. Complete silence. His lack of movement tells the whole story.
Huh?
his name is other joe
SilhouettedAnimator lol
The Avocado He's talking about the little doll haha
Transformers: The Last Paycheck.
More like "Transformers: The Last Straw". Except to me, Age of Extinction was the last straw.
i actually thought age of extinction was pretty good, was alot bette rthen the 2nd and 3rd
Sad, but not wrong lol
just wait. 265 million so far
The movie was an extended trailer.
I died when other Joe said "I think I saw a horse do a back flip" ahahahaha!!!
I loved it when the people were BOOING at the end of the movie
James Smith you Bought the ticket, you have no right to complain
Did that happen
liz1987pa Lmfao what? You pay for something but don't have the right to complain when it's shit?
liz, thats where you are WRONG. he purchased his ticket, therefore he does have the right to complain about a terrible movie he watched. Who are YOU to tell someone they can't complain about something they purchased?
people were clapping at the end like it was such a masterpiece when I saw it at theaters
I feel like you guys put more thought into the plot of the movie than the actual writers.
sketchyou fair enough
Me: So how was Transformers 5?
Other Joe: I think I saw a horse do a backflip
Me:................................Awesome
Me: “I’m going to go see Atomic Blonde instead.”
this movie is flopping at the box office....faith in humanity restored XD
undertaker0079 all movies are flopping at the box office
Tripster60 the box office is flopping at the box office
undertaker0079 lol it's not flopping. It's FAR from it. It just isn't doing as good as the other at the US box office. ~$65 million BO weekend is pretty good, although nothing to write home about
undertaker0079 just wait for the next stupid trend people pay for for decades
The opening weekend has only kicked off today, I highly doubt it will flop. Domestically it could flop, but foreign markets love the film, especially China.
the main part that i dont understand where they mess up the lore is ok so bumbulbee was in WW2 fighting the nasis and they had a cameo picture of ironhide walk in front of 18th century ships but that does not make sense the autobots didnt come to earth till modern times looking for the all spark so that means the writers did just say screw the lore
darrell *14 Bumble was on earth before all of the others but you are mainly right
darrell *14 That's implying the writers even cared.
darrell *14 not only that cybertom was twice the size of the earth how the fuck its in smaller shape now.....
darrell *14 they had a picture of soldier from idk what era (think it was 18th century) with Optimus just standing behind them in his transformers 1-3 form looking like a truck ?
wait bumblebee fought in ww2? so he went to earth 2 times?
9:34 "The world hates transformers now."
Oh! have the people decided that they want more then mindless action?
Oh... you meant the people within the story...
I'm sad now.
When they fucking did the suicide look alike intro of the deceptacons in prison I cringed so hard
The scene with the two planets next to each other would have destroyed the atmosphere of Earth and killed literally all of humanity.
Brody Mercer For fuck's sake, even the G1 cartoon episode both this movie and DotM were based on was more realistic regarding it's gravitational effects of having Cybertron that close to Earth.
Yeah, sort of like the last time they did this in the third movie. How has this series had two movies now where Cybertron nearly collides with Earth?
Brody Mercer written by 12 year olds....
Yeah it should've killed everyone on Earth. There was an old 3-4 part G1 episode (was it titled Ultimate Doom? I cannot remember.) in which Cybertron is brought to Earth's orbit and boy it did a ton of damage to Earth due to that crazy plan. My point is that even in the old cartoon was a bit more real on that cataclysm 'cuase that would happen if a planet were that close to ours.
Brody Mercer wasnt that lile literally the plot of the last movie, bring the planet's closer, and they had to stop it bc it would destroy earth
I wish Big Joe would let little joe talk a bit more i mean he has so much to say I really value his opinions
#JusticeForLittleJoe
GIT GUD But he's kind of a rude guy. He swears a lot more than you think. Then again, so does Joe, Joe and every other Joe I know.
GIT GUD #freethejoe
I lost it when he said "I think I saw a horse do a backflip"
MrMechling45
I've seen a horse slide under a truck.
I almost had a seizure in the middle of the movie
Nickbomb 09 no you didn't drama queen
MyNameIsDrope um flashing lights can cause them very easily? you dense fucker
Panda Plays Minecraft jeez very harsh words. Why so vulgar
I'd like a Transformers franchise directed by James Gunn and/or the director behind the John Wick movies
KillaJake99 Dude fuck yeah that would be insanely good, Nice call. Too mad it won't happen for the fact the studio has completely ruined this loved franchise from our childhoods.
Transformers AND G.I Joe movies from these directors would be god tier.
earlyn otis I could see that happening and being a success
KillaJake99 Well I heard that the studio behind Transformers is searching for a way to crossover G.I. Joe into the world of the transformers. So if they were to reboot the franchise with these people directing it could be a well done cinematic universe.
Ray Norwood I support rebooting both with really good directors....but don't make it some weak, shared universe, crossover b.s.
I laughed my fucking ass off on this review bruh omg 😂😂😂😂😂
It's a very good review because they don't totally hate the movie, they just find it shitty as hell. You can see when they hate a movie it's not as funny but very entertaining
If Bumblebee fought in WWII then why did Sector 7 arrest and torture him in the first movie?!?
Jackson Taylor
Because reasons. That's why.
Jackson Taylor None of the writers have sern the previous movies... or read their summaries...
Jackson Taylor the continuity is broken, just like in the X-Men, Alien and Terminator franchises. The continuity only makes sense if you go back one movie, any more and it all falls apart.
Pranavanathan Yoganathan wrong the terminator series actually followed all of the storylines it worked well other then the very last one that was eh
Phelous (Holding up two thumbs): Great continuity.
this shit had the same plot as the 3rd movie
TheTonytone77 All 5 movies have the same plot...
+GaryYTP I mean the exact same plot not simi .....yes all 5 movies have 3 core values ...find artifact ..fight deceptcons and humans take up 75% of all 5 movies
+GaryYTP these and the 3rd. both brought cybertron to earth ..with the same core values
TheTonytone77 Yeah, you're right. But the 3rd movie had at least few good things. This is total garbage.
Yea, but at least the 3rd one didn't have a million different subplots going on that aren't even related to the main plot you know of what their is of one. I mean this movie is so convoluted and incoherent It doesn't even deserve to be called a movie.
I saw little Joe and obviously I had to watch for his in depth critique. Keep up the good work little Joe. Your passion for films will go a long way.
9:35 "The world hates Transformers now." I genuinely thought you were talking about the movies themselves and not the plot of the movie! XD
same
KuzonLi So did I
KuzonLi lol
same haha!
me too! lol
Transformers WW2 Movies:
Transformers: Cross Of Unicron
Transformers: A Optimus To Far
Transformers: Inglorious Megatron
Transformers: Saving Bumblebee
Transformers:Downfall
Transformers vs Superman
Transformers: Suicide Squad
Transformers: Cross Of Unicorn
i havnt laughed soo hard in a long time xD thanks angry joes xD
Please, if Transformers is getting rebooted, do a god damn Trilogy with a single story like Lord of the Rings. There's so much lore you could tie together, and it'd allow multiple movies without adding some new bullshit relic in each movie.
Think I'll go watch Transformers Prime (the cartoon) again to restore my faith in the franchise. At least they take the time to explain the Earth/Unicron connection which ends up being pretty cool.
TFPrime in general helps build off the already established Transformers lore while making it its own thing. This movie franchise just constantly retcons and reinvent itself to bullshit degre.
Isaiah Garraway especially given that if that "planet", which I'm using that term loosley, that is heading to earth is Cybertron, that in of itself completely screws the lore because if I remember correctly isn't Cybertron about 2 to 5 times the size of Earth, and if I'm wrong please tell me, then that is an absolute no. If they can't get simple basic things from the lore correct, especially in a transformers movie, then personally they do not have the right to make a movie from the franchise
TFprime was awesome
3:57
"YOU DONE FUCKED IT UP!!" -Li'l Joe
Eas Kur I can see it zoom in closer as a voiceover of that line plays, haha.
I loved the first 3 transformers movies. The 4th one was ok. But The Last Knight was a huge disappointment.
*Spider Man Homecominc ad*
Angryjoe: "WTF!!!?!?! WTF DID I JUST WATCH!?!??!?"
I mean, for real, was anyone really surprised this movie was gonna suck. For real though
Brian. Jr Montoya nostalgia critic called it a week ago. he basically predicted most of the plot of this movie just from the trailers we've seen.
The wolf King but who cares about the plot if you go into transformers? nobody, it seems you don't understand why people see these movies
Seto Kaiba but there is a lot more exposition and plot that sucks ass than there are fighting robots. It takes so long that I wouldn't even care about he fighting because I feel so bored.
Optimus vs Bumblebee: they punch for a bit then they're mates.
LatinaFangirl Marthaaaa
LatinaFangirl Its just like Halo 5 all over again
C7l7o7u7d7 wow you really made that reference huh😂😂😂
"Batman and Superman being friends because of "Martha" is the most ridiculous shit ever..." -_-
Michael Bay: **burps** Hold my beer.....
I was a transformers fan. After seeing this movie I'm done. How can you destroy a franchise?
Get Bay to direct it
Stop being a drama queen
@@AriYo0128 i know right. He'll be back lol
Blame Michael Bay, he's caused this franchise to be dead in the water to begin with.
14 sequel ideas planned... oh boy...
Don't be so sure. The film's opening box office is the lowest for the series. Hopefully this ends up a Ghostbusters level underperformance and like that kills the studio's plan for a shared universe.
Grady Childs But the Movie opened on a Wednesday so....
“It’s based on action figures.”
So was Max Steel.
Milmiskew yeah that movie was awful including the modern cartoon. the old max steel series was waaay better.
Max Steel was a great movie in my opinion
I didn't watch the animation of max steel that often, but they should have attempted to get the suit more similar to the one in the tv show.
CobraVideos THERE WAS A TV SHOW?!
yep! like about 2 of 'em i think. but the first one which aired on kidsWB was very good but the resent tv reboot meh.
The action sucks.
You can't see it because of all the shakey cam and explosions, and the Transformers fight like they're in a bar it's hilarous
RainFallHD3 *trump voice*
wrong
RainFallHD3 no. The action in this movie is actually terrible as well. He transitioned from well choreographed transformer fight scenes to explosions and super slow mo every other sequence. Don't even get me started on HOW fast the villains lost. Optimus literally kicked megatron (where's galvatron?) once and knocked him off the ship
Michael Bay, slaying your IQ points one explosion at a time.
I think out of all the TH-camrs I know, Nostalgia Critic is the only one who did the right thing by NOT seeing this movie.
Stop giving them your money people, those corporate bastards in their business coats will get the false impression that we like their movies. WE DON'T!!!!
Yeah, I refused to spend another dime for a ticket to see another Bayformers garbage as long as his name is attached to Transformers!
I stopped watching after the third one. I still don't regret my decision.
Achillez I stopped after the second or third.. Can't remember because they were nearly the same film.
@Achillez I'm still watching Transformers: The Last Knight because I want to give Michael Bay my sister's money! :D
They should have stopped after the third one, really. The whole franchise wouldn't be this bad since the third one was a decent Transformers movie after the first one, but Nope! They rather insulted the audience's intelligent thinking everyone is 12 years old and will enjoy the same shit over and over again with mindless explosion and characters that we don't give a damn about. Oh, and to make more toys, too.
"Written by a 12 year-old on speeeed Joe" - Couldn't have said it better brah
robert Sums up Michael Bay work in every film he has made
The subtitles say "a 12 year old speedo."
So happy this review is just AngryJoe and Other Joe.
TheAwesomeDarkNinja don't forget about Little Joe. That boy is ruthless.
I don't mind the heavy set guy. He's seems cool lol
Ikr lol LITTLE JOE! This feels classic with just the Joes...like the 2011-2014 AJSA. Love the work guys keep it up!
I just dont like Delrith doing review. Most of his opinion feels biased to me and he didnt consider his argument in multiple set of views. But Angerbeard and Jacob are cool
TheAwesomeDarkNinja and little Joe :p
This movie sounds like Michael Bay and his team of writers watched Sharknado and said to themselves "Feh! We can top that!".
I actually like the very first Transformers movie, but ever since then they've been total dog shit
I liked them all except 2. Mainly because I like movies with lots of action even if the script is a bit shit.
Corpus 'a bit shit' lmao
Define The Terms 3 was good
Define The Terms All the Transformers films are better than anything GI Joe puts out .
Define The Terms well i mean dark side of the moon was pretty cool
Me: He's gonna start by saying "WTF"
Angry Joe: *WTF*
Me: Call it
Jeager Kej call what?
Mister Torgue High-Five Flexington Your mom !
Jeager Kej You should write a book.
lol
This movie made absolutely no sense. They keep adding stuff to the lore every time they feel like it, and in doing so, they are ruining any sort of consistency. So Bay is trying to tell me the Transformers have been on Earth for ages, despite the fact that we SAW them arrive at Earth in the first movie? Yeah I don't think so. The plot moved so fast I didn't even understand what was happening before Anthony Hopkins came in and explained everything. The cuts between scenes were jarring and off-putting, immediately switching to another scene right after the final line had been delivered by one of the actors. The entire thing feels like it was written by a twelve-year old with a hard-on. I actually thoroughly enjoyed the other Transformers movies, but not this one. Now, it just feels like Michael Bay is trying to see how much shit he can get away with.
Twisted Films the only Transformer that was already on earth in TF1 was Bumblebee because Bee was found at an auto shop or a place selling cars
Twisted Films Viewing the Alien, Predator and AVP films as one consistent story makes more sense than these movies.
Twisted Films The films will be better without Michael Bay being the director
SUPERIOR REUBEN actually Micheal Bay has great action but the writers need to get replaced
I_AM _THE_LORLAX Yea but Michael Bay rejects the good ideas writers give Michael and so they end up having to create something that Michael likes but not something all the critics like or everyone in general
why did Megatron come back? and how? and they literally forgot about galvatron
Megatron is galvatron
Bryan Cruz Galvatron's body was improved by Quintessa
Unicron a decepticon? Joe I'm starting to believe your knowledge of Transformers lore is lacking. As for TTLK, the idea of Unicron being earth is from the show Transformers Prime lore. Unicron became earth after he was defeated by Primus and his 13 Primes. Unicron slumbered and the debree around him eventually formed earth according to Transformers Prime lore. All I'm saying is Bay took lots of ideas in g1 and Transformers Prime to mix it all up in TTLK. So TTLK's plot isn't that original.
Yeah I cringed when he called unicron a decepticon
bagsikdangal dude your comment is perfect nobody understands or knows anything about the original cartoon and that's why they say it was a bad movie but it was a fucking dope movie and they need to make more at least one more.
hey got the lore right according to you - but that doesn't mean the movie was good - people didn't dislike the movie because they think they got the lore wrong they dislike the movie because it wasn't a good movie... The dialoge, the cheesy non-relevant characters, etc etc
rusko dudesko if you have seen the old show it's full of random transformers that become new to the plot all the time and the random cheesy jokes are a big part of the old show Mikel bay was trying to capture that through the movie and alot of people complain that in the movies earth is always under attack but even in the old show earth is always under attack just saying bay was and has tried to some what follow the old show.
I didn't mean random transformers I meant random people like the little latina she was useless and so where the other kids in the film. Look man this movie sucked whether you were into the old show or not - you shouldn't have your standards set so low - that's my opinion and many others - go argue with someone else because I don't have time for you... Sorry I honestly wish I did
"You wish Michael Bay would get better writers" Well Transformers 2-4 had only one writer for all of those movies and his name was Ehren Kruger. This movie had three writers. Two of which wrote the first Iron Man movie and Punisher War Zone. The other writer wrote Black Hawk Down. So maybe it's Michael Bay, that truly doesn't give a shit about story and wants to rush out a half-assed script.
Ludicrous Shows The Punisher: Warzone? "Let me put you out of my misery." -The Punisher.
This one of the best reviews I seen by AJ. Man I laughed through the whole thing.
This just proves what you don't need 10 writers for a film. Having writers room is he worst idea ever, especially for a franchise as big as transformers.
At 4:00 those look like fucking TIE bombers lmao
Jack Holden Keep repeating it too for a new Joe laugh meme
Xzviur Azai Its like he's doing the sound effects for it.
Jack Holden they look TIE bombers not fighters
Lucifer I said TIE bombers lmao
Lucifer he said that lol
"This movie ruins history" -OJ
transforms : the empty theater
gol d Roger saw it today and it was just me...
Had few people on mine. Two ppl left so yeh.
Danny Sil really? when I went to see it there was a bunch of people some were even clapping I'm not making that up and some were laughing and stuff
+Brent J I really hate these people talking shit about this film. You liked it? it was that bad?
If you can't handle his bayhem go watch a sundance movie
why the fuck didn't the dinobots fight at the end?!?!?!
The movie should have been called Transformers: The Last One
and then there's 18 more films planned
1AZ3R I do not have enough liquor for that shit.
Well its Micheal Bay's last movie not the actual series. And to be honest when watching the film it actually has potential its just that with the shit Micheal Bay has done to the series it will probably need to start with a whole new cast and plot(maybe without people and just Transformers).
Bad movies are like liquour, there's always more somewhere
nah it should have been called Transformers: We should have stopped 5 movies ago
Did anyone notice that the resolution of the movie was constantly changing between widescreen and not widescreen?
Doom Chief Like it would've made more sense if it was between action and dialogue, but there were scenes where one person was widescreen and it'd switch to the other person and it wouldn't be widescreen. So weird.
Did you see it in IMAX? 98% filmed in full-frame IMAX and 2% in widescreen. Roughly 3 minutes of entire film had black bars. Hardly noticeable in IMAX screening. I'm hoping they use IMAX transfer on 4k blu-ray.
Apparently it was something wrong with the aspect ratio that most theaters use and it causes that. It happened during my movie and I googled why it was like that.
omg yes
YES! It was so god damn annoying!
And yet people go and watch every sequel, knowing its going to be garbage....why
Some people have a fetish for pain and torture
True but why sit through 2 hours when you can just listen to Rebecca Black's Friday, 2 minutes alone could kill you.
Wow, people watch it because of its visuals and actions. There are people who like other crappy films but hate this one, why? Joe loved suicide squad, jurassic world, Lego batman, etc. Why? Those were crappy. He enjoyed power rangers! why?
+Abhishek Mahendru How was LEGO Batman bad? And Joe gave PR a 4/10 :/
Way to prove that you don't pay attention to his videos.
Abhishek Mahendru Lego Batman was an awesome movie, Jurassic world was alright. Don't compare those movies with suicide squad!
The only good thing consistently to come out of the Bayverse Transformers is how good the animation is even if the designs are largely awful, and the score. The score throughout is incredible.
I wont go over old ground you's covered and have many others since it's release, but I thought the final fight sequence was kinda cool, ignoring you know, gravity and all that. But all I can think about, I wish that was several minutes longer. And how amazing more it could had Starscream been there beside Megatron, maybe Soundwave too at a push. And them go up against those handful of the autobots. Yes I am a Starscream fanboy, and it is death a decade plus later still irks me tremendously 😂
*"You done f*cked it up!"*
Shockwing I thought they fucked it up a long time ago.
series as fucked up since first movie, as fan that grew up with transformers, Micheal Bay version is slap to face its garbage, this isn't Transformers, this is CGI garbage with explosions
Michael Alexanders They fucked it up then, and then they fucked it up again!
kyotheman
nice dude nice big Lebowski reference
I fuckin lost it when you said the transformers did the underground railroad. Holy shit I'm in tears laughing hahaahahhaha!!!!
Transformers: Mega Arthur Nazi War of the Infinite Alien Power
In theaters July 10th
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