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  • @Bellocks1
    @Bellocks1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5061

    "Some say he keeps a photo of his wallet, in his wallet"

    • @fenichofficial9887
      @fenichofficial9887 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Bellocks1 best one

    • @Elbat205
      @Elbat205 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      15:54 Some say that his favorite t-shirt has a picture on the front of a t-shirt!

    • @rorycarter6948
      @rorycarter6948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i literally paused to write the same thing

    • @ww3iscoming.itsacoldhardfa531
      @ww3iscoming.itsacoldhardfa531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Quoting another person. You’re definitely creative and original.. dumbass

    • @ryananderson9894
      @ryananderson9894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      WW3 is coming. It’s a cold hard fact. Why the fuck are you so rude.

  • @doubabaOG
    @doubabaOG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3988

    i'd watch a movie of the stig doing all the things some say he does

  • @pyroparagon8945
    @pyroparagon8945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1010

    I love the phrase "and all of his legs are hydraulic" rather than "both," implying that he has more than two legs.

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle ปีที่แล้ว +60

      That would explain the two sets of knees.

    • @revolver265
      @revolver265 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      While I don't discredit that The Stig is probably hiding an extra set of legs somewhere in that race suit, in Britain it's strangely common to say "all your legs" or otherwise refer to legs as a collective ("all") instead of implying they're a pair with "both" haha
      Leads to the occasional punchline about British people being spiders and all that

    • @RRVCrinale
      @RRVCrinale 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I mean, we do know one of them gets longer when he sees a pretty lady.

    • @peakeythebard1454
      @peakeythebard1454 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We're not spiders... Honest.​@@revolver265

    • @renaatsenechal
      @renaatsenechal 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's not implied, only not excluded

  • @grimsville2501
    @grimsville2501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

    I love how the stig went from fearing ducks to being obsessed with them

    • @MarshallRedmon01
      @MarshallRedmon01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      The Stig is a very complicated creature

    • @nosh62
      @nosh62 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Character development

    • @spencerallison3196
      @spencerallison3196 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He knows two facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Perhaps he fears them out of ignorance? Or perhaps he desires their secrets to know how to defeat them...

    • @troodontalon5990
      @troodontalon5990 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@JamaicanCastle By sucking the moisture from them, of course.

  • @probablynotyourdad4616
    @probablynotyourdad4616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    “Some say, one of his legs gets longer when he sees a pretty lady..... and that I haven’t done one of these for a while and I’ve forgot to make up a second thing”
    - Richard Hammond, probably about 2005 or something

  • @TilcTac
    @TilcTac 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1717

    Some say that it is impossible to read these comments with a voice other than Clarkson's.

    • @samtinkle9076
      @samtinkle9076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      And that *he* is the only person in Britain who can deliver these lines while keeping a straight face.

    • @Githegi
      @Githegi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @"..... in.........the world" I think you mean😅

    • @emmanuelbanda6359
      @emmanuelbanda6359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂ikr

    • @ilikecheese2422
      @ilikecheese2422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      420 likes

    • @Thelonedrifter
      @Thelonedrifter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True

  • @OhRaez
    @OhRaez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1018

    20 minutes and 44 seconds of my life put to good use

    • @AlbertAlbertB.
      @AlbertAlbertB. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ths best use.... IN THE WORLD

    • @111_Chromia
      @111_Chromia 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      2:33

    • @OhRaez
      @OhRaez 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@111_Chromia 😂

  • @JepMasta
    @JepMasta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1031

    Some say that on Wednesdays, he refuses to obey the law of gravity...and that he cam solve a Rubik's Cube in less than thirty seconds, using only his nostrils.

    • @52nerfguy
      @52nerfguy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Ok this one got spit on my screen

    • @samarvora7185
      @samarvora7185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Some say he refuses to acknowledge the existence of potatoes, and that he can count from infinity, *backwards*
      All we know is, he's called the STIG!

    • @mgafMUAT
      @mgafMUAT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ok, let’s make this one a beautifully long one...
      Some say that he’s magnetically attracted to walnut, and that he bombed an abandoned church just to rocket jump to the moon...

    • @samarvora7185
      @samarvora7185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Some say that on Tuesdays he has plastic explosives for breakfast,... and that once, rather preposterously, after getting drunk on a full tank of diesel, he got engaged to James May......'s vacuum cleaner...

    • @samarvora7185
      @samarvora7185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mgafMUAT let's keep it going, mate.

  • @hunter35474
    @hunter35474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Some say that if you remove his helmet, you'll void his warranty...and that his face could power a nuclear submarine.

    • @youdontneedtoknow6621
      @youdontneedtoknow6621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And if he was the former president of the US, he would at least know were to get a decent spray tan

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      some say that he's mask is part of he's body

    • @lyonvensa
      @lyonvensa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Some say whenever it rains, you can hear him washing his mouth.
      And if you were to take off his helmet, you will get seriously ill until you can't even stand up

    • @justinl2009
      @justinl2009 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Some say that he owns a collection of prosthetic limbs and that he has Bluetooth and WiFi connectivity.

    • @billoddy5637
      @billoddy5637 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Some say that his breath smells of “fresh air”, and that he thinks “ethnic cleansing” is a kind of body lotion

  • @Fran_5
    @Fran_5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1934

    He knows 2 facts about ducks and both are wrong.
    He drinks the moisture out of ducks.
    He is terrified of ducks.
    Ok then.

    • @fishbulb3926
      @fishbulb3926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Those two facts:
      1. You can live off the natural moisture from ducks
      2. Ducks are masochistic freaks of nature who mug people who don’t feed them bread

    • @anonym0336
      @anonym0336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I can spot a theme there...

    • @callumhardy5098
      @callumhardy5098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      FraN_
      If you watch the first episode of season 22 he looses the race because he stops and stares at a duck with no legs.
      Or maybe it was a pigeon..???

    • @sir_booty_cakes
      @sir_booty_cakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FraN_ e

    • @edyram22
      @edyram22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe after a duck is dead😁

  • @smooothest
    @smooothest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    The Stig isn't an anomaly, or an enigma. He's actually the 5th element and a force of nature

    • @m1co294
      @m1co294 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's a massive piece of Boron then

    • @johnnzomo5731
      @johnnzomo5731 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      7:09

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Due respect to the Stig, he's no Milla Jojovich.

    • @ketaminepoptarts
      @ketaminepoptarts 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the fifth element, SPEED

  • @DoctorVision
    @DoctorVision 5 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    What's so brilliant about these introductions is, apart from their downright ludicrousness, is Clarkson looks just as baffled as anyone else and of course his delivery is inimitable.

  • @izayoiaifuyu
    @izayoiaifuyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1606

    "Some say he lives in a tree"
    "Some say he's frightened of trees"
    Bad home life, huh stig?

    • @andriealinsangao613
      @andriealinsangao613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @youdontneedtoknow6621
      @youdontneedtoknow6621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He goes home to his tree and gets Vietnam flashbacks of the koninsegg cox crash

    • @mozxz
      @mozxz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Some say he is terrified of ducks
      Some say he sucks the moisture off ducks........

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Some say he never blinks, some say he doesn't have a face

    • @bussesandtrains1218
      @bussesandtrains1218 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      said tree might be in Liverpool, where there is a 72% chance that hoodlums will set him alight
      some say he is highly flammable and an efficient sorce of energy, after all he burns for 1000 years, and that he hasn't got a phobia of fire, because in his case it is very rational

  • @gregorycampbell3004
    @gregorycampbell3004 7 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Some say that he has an Aston martin tattooed on his Porsche and he thinks that brexit is a food

    • @NickMaster500
      @NickMaster500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      All we know is hes called the stig

    • @Niribu
      @Niribu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I thought that 3years ago brexit was a type of weetabix

  • @TimiVision1
    @TimiVision1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Some say... that to this day, he still hates Rubens Barrichello

    • @Lakitu886
      @Lakitu886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      that running gag will always be funny😂

    • @aregmirzoyan869
      @aregmirzoyan869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some say that he spent all week writing a apology letter to him while taking his second helmet off

    • @RedJLP
      @RedJLP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Some say that his hatred of Rubens Barrichello frightens even Rubens Barrichello

    • @gedhoughton9523
      @gedhoughton9523 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      12:47

  • @SuperSweetToffee
    @SuperSweetToffee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    5:39 "Some say he knows two facts about ducks and both of them are wrong" is the best one 😂

    • @Ann.ex2
      @Ann.ex2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get the joke, could someone explain please?

    • @javinskinner2766
      @javinskinner2766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ann.ex2 are you serious?

    • @Ann.ex2
      @Ann.ex2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@javinskinner2766 what are the two facts he's talking about?

    • @javinskinner2766
      @javinskinner2766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Ann.ex2 the 'facts' were never stated, mostly because the joke was that those facts that the stig supposedly knows aren't true, which makes it not a actual fact

    • @Ann.ex2
      @Ann.ex2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@javinskinner2766 Thanks for explaining, I get it now. I think I was thinking too much haha 😅

  • @kingofrunescapepking
    @kingofrunescapepking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    The smug smirk on Jeremy's face when he roasted Piers Morgan is incredible

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Timestamp?

    • @kingofrunescapepking
      @kingofrunescapepking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@JetFalcon710 19:13

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kingofrunescapepking Nice, thank you

    • @markcf83
      @markcf83 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's beyond brutal.

  • @danghostman2814
    @danghostman2814 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    4:55 Top left : the spooky man in shadow knows many Stig facts. But will not share them, except late on Tuesday, in the rain, by the roundabout.

  • @benb9881
    @benb9881 7 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Some say he only uses his bidet to wash his goldfish; and that his tongue can unlock every door in the Vatican.

    • @brianhebert6152
      @brianhebert6152 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Some say that, like Clarkson, he has his own farm, and that he's convinced The Birds is a documentary.

  • @drewconleymusic
    @drewconleymusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Some say when he hears a 2010 audi R8 V10 at exactly 6456 rpm he grows 4 inches taller and that last year he emailed a picture of himself emailing a picture of himself holding a picture of himself to himself

    • @andrewmwesigwa1532
      @andrewmwesigwa1532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      TheComedyne best comment ever

    • @AGH331
      @AGH331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Too long.

    • @returnmyblender7950
      @returnmyblender7950 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The first sounds like a SCP

    • @lyonvensa
      @lyonvensa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Some say that he thought Saturn is the name of a car company that had gone bankrupt.
      And he gets really offended when people, especially Richard Hammond, starts to claw their hands on tires.
      All we know is, he's called the Stig.

  • @anubus6
    @anubus6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I was riding into work this morning behind a BMW. The license plate said “Some Say”. I had a great laugh.

    • @youdontneedtoknow6621
      @youdontneedtoknow6621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That’s one thing clarkson is going to tweet about

    • @jeremyfong5684
      @jeremyfong5684 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@youdontneedtoknow6621 "I went on the internet this week, and I found this"

  • @DeadlyV1RU5
    @DeadlyV1RU5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    My favourite one of these is at 5:01. I just can’t believe he actually went up to a random guy in the audience and did that.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The poor guy looks so confused, and at the same time it looks like he's struggling to not laugh

    • @razona5139
      @razona5139 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      My favourite bit is May dying in the background

    • @ulysses777x
      @ulysses777x ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Almost certainly a BBC employee. Being the only one in the audience wearing a poppy is a dead giveaway IMO

    • @mikulitsi1819
      @mikulitsi1819 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Leonf123
      @Leonf123 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@razona5139He cant help himself 😂

  • @GameReviewsXX
    @GameReviewsXX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Some say that he can actually see John Cena, and that he recently finally overcame his fear of trees, only to immediately develop a fear of bark...

    • @agentnintendonate1thee2tan89
      @agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love these introductions!

    • @brianhebert6152
      @brianhebert6152 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Some say that he is the only being in the known universe who can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and that, from personal experience, he knows that The Secret of NIMH is based on a true story.

  • @videobackups9819
    @videobackups9819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    [1:19] Fun Fact: 88.4 FM is the frequency for BBC Radio 2 in Calder Valley, Campbeltown, Carmarthenshire, Colwyn Bay, Folkestone, Hebden Bridge, Isle of Man, Kenley, Peebles, Pontypridd, South Wales and West Yorkshire. It’s also the frequency for Gaydio in Manchester.

    • @kevinqi7992
      @kevinqi7992 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      it’s a real conundrum which one is the stig’s channel 🤔🤔🤔

  • @TommyNowDoesGaming
    @TommyNowDoesGaming 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Some say he puts a ruler under his pillow to measure how long he sleeps

    • @luisy.gonzalez6469
      @luisy.gonzalez6469 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And that he stays up all night to see if he snores.

  • @monochromemoonshine
    @monochromemoonshine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Someone make fan art of what the stig looks like, based off what they say about him.

    • @kaylamitchell1982
      @kaylamitchell1982 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      SuperStar FTW there would be quite a few, as they contradict almost as much as a certain book.

    • @pokemaster123ism
      @pokemaster123ism 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He would look like some eldritch abomination

    • @Silverwing2112
      @Silverwing2112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Gods above and below, he'd be an indescribable horror based on all that...

    • @samarvora7185
      @samarvora7185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A film with him doing all the stuff mentioned.

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      some say he's morgan freeman s cousin

  • @lyonvensa
    @lyonvensa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    "...And if you insult his mother, he will headbutt you in the chest."
    Is that a Zidane reference?

    • @mindyauron
      @mindyauron 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Argumenter_Respecter oh yeah it was. They made several recent events references

    • @christianc.512
      @christianc.512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was Materazzi's sister, not mother

    • @smilelikegengar
      @smilelikegengar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      still a zidane reference with a headbutt to the chest.

    • @Currie01
      @Currie01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Would being headbutted by a man with a helmet hurt more than if the man wore no helmet?

    • @jamesrobert680
      @jamesrobert680 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It is yes.

  • @alanraylocklear1117
    @alanraylocklear1117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1909

    Am I honest when I say this: Clarkson does the "Some say..." better than Hammond?

    • @MrCarguy2
      @MrCarguy2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      Some say that Clarkson can say some say better than Hammond

    • @HartyBiker
      @HartyBiker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Alan Ray Locklear there's a reason that it was basically Clarkson's joke

    • @rorycarter6948
      @rorycarter6948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Alan Ray Locklear richard has better ones but clarkson says it better

    • @RmDIrSudoSu
      @RmDIrSudoSu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@rorycarter6948 Yes, the "and that I haven't done these for some time and that I've forgotten to make up a second thing." killed me.

    • @agentgingerman
      @agentgingerman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It sounds like he's saying sensei

  • @AbysmalGaming
    @AbysmalGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Some say he though the G20 summit was an F1 Race... And he once sank a fishing boat in the Sahara.

  • @NightmarishVA
    @NightmarishVA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    19:39 so who else noticed the guy wearing a "Some Say" Stig shirt?!

    • @Zyntherion2202
      @Zyntherion2202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      "Some say, that he is still wearing the very same shirt to this very day"
      "And if you we're to tell him to change his clothes, he will take you to gambon and tell you to stand there, to watch a hot lap"
      "All we know is, he's called the Stig"

    • @jabo0210
      @jabo0210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So actually 19:43

    • @memematt5899
      @memematt5899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ironic

    • @xkaylan1
      @xkaylan1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's a girl wearing a "I am the Stig" in one of them too

    • @aregmirzoyan869
      @aregmirzoyan869 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @muttproductions2536
    @muttproductions2536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    I'll give Hammond this: he did pull a few good Stig jokes, my personal favourite being "and if he went on Celebrity Love Island they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen!" But Clarkson could really keep it rolling and then some!

    • @georgecollins2412
      @georgecollins2412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One thing that confuses me about that one though is that Richard Hammond left Top Gear in March 2015 and Love Island started in June 2015

    • @stuktbh5949
      @stuktbh5949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@georgecollins2412 the original show came out 2005, the current version is from 2015

  • @frank-bj7nc
    @frank-bj7nc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I like how Clarkson does the same face at the end of each one.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah, lol, it's like the frowning version of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @MarkSW
    @MarkSW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Some say that he thinks COVID-19 is some kind of nuclear weapon. And that he sends valentine cards to every woman and man who‘s appeared naked in Game of Thrones.

  • @Klockorino
    @Klockorino 7 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Some say, his gills are so he can breath in motor oil... And, he once sold himself to a cat.

    • @leodelarosa6781
      @leodelarosa6781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      some say that he breaths from he's halmte and some say if he removed the helmet he kould die

    • @jeremyfong5684
      @jeremyfong5684 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      All we know is, he's not the Stig, but he is the Stig's fish cousin

  • @elson.1990
    @elson.1990 7 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Some say that my favourite “Some say quote” is “Some say that his first name really is ” at 3:18. XD

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think my favorite introduction was at 0:14, because while it's silly, I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to be real ;v;

  • @ethanpower381
    @ethanpower381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Some say that he can play chess with his eyes closed and that he is the only person to have ever broken a Nokia 3310.

  • @TheSpectacledSteve
    @TheSpectacledSteve ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Some say that he punched the British Prime Minister in the throat and he thinks that putting brown sauce on fish and chips is considered Blasphemy

  • @KammtailCobra
    @KammtailCobra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Some say he holds the world record for most rice cookers impaled on a single stick, and that he stores a spare helmet in his left boot.
    All we know is he's called the stig!

  • @ThomasHarrisonLord
    @ThomasHarrisonLord 7 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Some say that is the most awkward studio audience member ever at 0:18

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KrispyRC, some say that you're a count cuckular and that any comment melts you like a snowflake.

    • @leaderofcommunistchina1427
      @leaderofcommunistchina1427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Some say only one comment can be added here each year...

    • @indigotheindieghost7214
      @indigotheindieghost7214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Some say that if you still unironically use snowflake as an insult, you should be tried and hanged.

    • @whiteplumcat
      @whiteplumcat 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ...and that he has a picture of his wallet, in his wallet

    • @JSP_1147
      @JSP_1147 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      All we know is... HES CALLED THE STIG

  • @unknownuser1102
    @unknownuser1102 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Some say he hasn't been the same since 2016, and that at night he stares wistfully at a statue of three old men

  • @ayushzaveri8193
    @ayushzaveri8193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "Some say that he thinks the credit crunch is actually a breakfast cereal"
    "Some say that his droppings have been found as far North as York" LMAO 😂 😂

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like how the second one implies that the Stig is a form of wildlife exclusive to Britain, but the Top Gear team somehow found and tamed him

  • @aaronhurst4379
    @aaronhurst4379 7 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Would love to see a compilation of Clarkson's facial expressions at the end of all these xD

  • @Satai80
    @Satai80 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Some say that he is actually the "some" who makes these quotes.

  • @Bread-lx4cm
    @Bread-lx4cm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    20 minutes hearing clarkson and Hammond say *”some say”* is definitely relaxing

  • @arca9e295
    @arca9e295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Jeremey: “ some say he sucks the moisture from ducks “
    Richard: *thinking* “he does what?...”

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    18:05
    When Clarkson is telling the joke about Pirelli Condoms, if you watch carefully you see that the blokes are laughing at the joke before the women.
    You can probably work out a reason for this....

    • @KilosFoxo
      @KilosFoxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      yeah its most likely that more men watched the 2013 silverstone f1 race

  • @Elbat205
    @Elbat205 6 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    13:56 Why I loved Top Gear: even Hammond can't stop laughing.

  • @BuenoSeraPerkele
    @BuenoSeraPerkele 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    12:54 "Some say that he spend all week daydreaming about what Rubens Barrichello would look like in a handslicer" :D

    • @sumairb9978
      @sumairb9978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      BuenoSeraPerkele isn't it "ham slicer"?

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@sumairb9978 That depends on whether you paid attention to your workplace safety video or not.

    • @billoddy5637
      @billoddy5637 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JamaicanCastle😂

  • @charlieel36
    @charlieel36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Clarkson literally roasting everyone just through introducing the stig 🤣 lmaooo

  • @keeperofeurobeat8421
    @keeperofeurobeat8421 7 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Wait, Star Wars _isnt_ a documentary?

    • @bmstylee
      @bmstylee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Keeper of Eurobeat no. Star Trek was. Star Wars was a dramatization.

    • @theanonymouscritic1710
      @theanonymouscritic1710 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That’s the joke.

  • @thacc8216
    @thacc8216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Ducks:
    The stig: FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT!

    • @niklimnat1061
      @niklimnat1061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      also:
      The Stig:
      Ducks: FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT

  • @brx2049
    @brx2049 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Some say.....he is baffled by organisms.....and that as of today he has 10 pet cows.

    • @saleens7993
      @saleens7993 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leen Not So Green Saleen Machine eyyyy another Saleen fan

  • @FarmYardGaming
    @FarmYardGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    19:23 is the best one of all time

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, you can tell he was waiting to use that one for a really long time

    • @spartan8705
      @spartan8705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What is that a reference to?
      I can’t find anything about CNN car show cancelled because it’s all COVID stuff now

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@spartan8705 It's a reference to Piers Morgan Live, it wasn't a car show

    • @fishbulb3926
      @fishbulb3926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sit tight, it might be about to happen again.

    • @dod_the_angel
      @dod_the_angel ปีที่แล้ว +3

      4:40 begs to differ

  • @thegeorgeshow4158
    @thegeorgeshow4158 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Some say he favourite film is the hangover, and he looks like a power ranger

  • @Soyblackpower
    @Soyblackpower 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I would love to see an artist's rendition of what the stig actually looks like under his suit based on their descriptions of him. It would be utterly horrifying.

    • @GageisGreat12
      @GageisGreat12 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Willing to bet it would be immediately confiscated and burned by the CIA for classified reasons

    • @rayvenkman2087
      @rayvenkman2087 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Probably an eldritch horror who thankfully is just into driving cars.

    • @Mountainkaiju004
      @Mountainkaiju004 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Honestly I'd pay good money to see that

  • @TheBritishBarman
    @TheBritishBarman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Some say that he has a self-destructive node to stop kidnappers from seeing his face, and that he thinks Mcdonalds is a Bank

  • @CalebHMotha
    @CalebHMotha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Some say he sent mark zurburg a friend request ,before facebook was created

  • @Robv93
    @Robv93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This is actually quite a good timeline of events from 2002 to 2015 😂

  • @sumairb9978
    @sumairb9978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    0:08 he never blinks
    0:29 he blinks

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Well, neither have ever been proven so they are both plausible.
      Like Schrodinger's Cat

    • @zinedinezidane8398
      @zinedinezidane8398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Exactly, we don't know either so both possibilities are at a super positioned state. Both are true at the same time.

    • @lilithdecker6156
      @lilithdecker6156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Plays x files theme song

    • @FattyLumpOfPoo
      @FattyLumpOfPoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Illuminitus deletus

    • @Markem1998
      @Markem1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same say he lives in alternate universes

  • @ollienix3285
    @ollienix3285 7 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Stig is truly a beautiful and illusive creature
    Like bigfoot

    • @youdontneedtoknow6621
      @youdontneedtoknow6621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or Donald trump

    • @I3ATTLE05
      @I3ATTLE05 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or the Loch Ness monster

    • @michaelh13
      @michaelh13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some say that Bigfoot goes out at night looking for The Stig

    • @RedJLP
      @RedJLP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some say he’s the most illusive creature… in the world.

    • @badmaw7073
      @badmaw7073 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like urkel

  • @Jimmy_Jones
    @Jimmy_Jones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    2:14 The cameraman didn't see that coming

  • @Peepz
    @Peepz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Some say he invented salted popcorn, and that he thinks Pepsi Max is a person

  • @zebra3girl110
    @zebra3girl110 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    8:38 haha Richard is adorable xD

  • @urick15
    @urick15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Some say that when he played bowling 65 million years ago he missed the bowling pins which ended up killing all the dinosaurs. And that the answer to life is hidden in his helmet. All we know however is he's called the stig.

  • @pauljr.harrington1905
    @pauljr.harrington1905 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Some say his racing suit is made out of a Koenigsegg CCX's front bumper and his torso is made of the Lunch Tire eaten by a Koenigsegg CCX.

    • @youdontneedtoknow6621
      @youdontneedtoknow6621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Some say he is completely over the CCX crash and that he isn’t

  • @RedCard94
    @RedCard94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    5:18 I love this one

  • @ferhatdbz5903
    @ferhatdbz5903 7 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    16:31 is the best. Laughed so hard

  • @davidturner4671
    @davidturner4671 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Some say that he stores all his shoes and cassette tapes on the motorway central reservation.

  • @calvins_hat
    @calvins_hat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Some say that HE let the dogs out. And that if a pigeon flies near him he vibrates and turns orange.

  • @sketchymoof
    @sketchymoof 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Some say that underneath his helmet is a man with a remarkable talent for not laughing out loud, even during the funniest moments.

  • @Wubsy96
    @Wubsy96 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Some say he's not legally allowed to fart, and he drives race cars purely as a hobby to pass the time."
    - A couple I just made up.

  • @pauljr.harrington1905
    @pauljr.harrington1905 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "...and that his crash helmet is modeled after Britney Spears' head." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jebdunkins6796
    @jebdunkins6796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Some say that he has an intense fear of radiators and that his favourite holiday destination is Rotherham

  • @reece005
    @reece005 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Some say Jeremy Clarkson holds the world record for saying "some say" the most amount of times in their life.

  • @See-lj6gv
    @See-lj6gv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Some say there will never be a show as good as TOP GEAR

    • @Xlxxlegendz
      @Xlxxlegendz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are correct

  • @tylerwunderlich9594
    @tylerwunderlich9594 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Some say he bathes with toothpaste...and that he holds the world record for longest time without urinating while traveling to the Sun.

  • @seankorol
    @seankorol 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Some say that he thinks Marigolds is a flavored tea, and that he mistaken the planet Mars for the Mars chocolate bar.
    All we know is he's called The Stig.

  • @juancuelloespinosa
    @juancuelloespinosa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Some say he can understand cheese, aaand of you hold him in just the right angle, you can hear the ocean... all we know is he's called the stig!

  • @silvirhunter3607
    @silvirhunter3607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Some say he built a bridge from London to the Falklands out of Johnny Dep's back hair. And that he walked it on his eyelashes in 20 minutes.

  • @mrditkovich7213
    @mrditkovich7213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Some say that his cat looks identical to James May, and that he lost his snowboard last week while holidaying in the Bahamas.

  • @williamlim5234
    @williamlim5234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Some say he still misses Jeremy Clarkson,
    And if he work for the BBC he wouldn't get sacked for punching a potato eating oaf.

  • @Cube-3710
    @Cube-3710 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    «Some say you could do endless jokes of the Stig and not one of them would be unfunny!»

  • @arabiankid1
    @arabiankid1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Lmao. I love how Jeremy does that smug face after every "some say." It's as if he is very impressed by the Stig.

  • @Maddybreenofficial
    @Maddybreenofficial 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    They used to say all these sorts of things about the new kid at Clarkson’s school, they called the new kid ‘The Stig’

  • @xypysvyl
    @xypysvyl 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As he was foretold. The eldritch being approaches. All we know is…… HE’S CALLED THE STIG

  • @marcleslac2413
    @marcleslac2413 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some say, he has a fly in his helmet since 2006, but he likes the company. And that he dreams, in portugese.

  • @victorkempe5661
    @victorkempe5661 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Some say that his real name is Stigheim Stigmaister

  • @denisovan_the_menisovan
    @denisovan_the_menisovan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Some say that he can detect false teeth by smell… and that he was discharged from the Royal Air Force for firing a bow and arrow at all the logos.

  • @MyTechFanatic
    @MyTechFanatic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The Stig once punched a horse to the ground?
    The Stig is a Newcastle fan!

  • @Speedline3601
    @Speedline3601 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    some say that 8:32 is the best of all.

  • @airplanenut89
    @airplanenut89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    18:07 I was watching the F1 season that year so I saw when all those Pirelli tires were failing, even costing Lewis Hamilton an early lead at the British Grand Prix. This dig fucking had me in stitches.

  • @xkaylan1
    @xkaylan1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Some say that if he chooses, he could fly to Saturn...and that one of his coughs was the big bang

  • @fourscarlet7581
    @fourscarlet7581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is literally the way modern memes (Including Bottom Gear) are made. Just a very strange combination of random stuff.

  • @UKenn78
    @UKenn78 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Some say that he once drove a Zamboni from Winnipeg to a Tim Hortons in Saskatoon.
    And that after he was told seven times he still doesn’t get curling.
    All we know is he’s not the Stig...
    But he is the Stig’s Canadian cousin!

    • @brianhebert6152
      @brianhebert6152 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Some say that he's listened to Golden Earring's "Twilight Zone" more times than the average human being, and that he owns the world's largest collection of tulips. All we know is, he's not The Stig, but he is The Stig's Dutch cousin!

  • @angelr.8504
    @angelr.8504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Some say... That he once wrote an unauthorized autobiography about him self.

  • @joseblanco4647
    @joseblanco4647 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Some say that his family reunions are always done in Buckingham Palace.
    And if you pick him as an your designated driver, you'll immediately be sober.

  • @Morsurator
    @Morsurator 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love it when may and hammond always try to walk away for the camera man so discretely.

  • @HendrawanRochandi
    @HendrawanRochandi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some say that he can't speak chinese language, and every day he always eat potato chips, all we know is, he's called the Stig

  • @cj52za
    @cj52za 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Some say that his ears are under his feet and that if he stands still he can't hear anything.

  • @derrickjustice3382
    @derrickjustice3382 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Some say that he is the only man to know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. And that he is the only one to spit into the wind...and the wind was afraid to spit back