When you have to join a gang
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Jack’s level of customer service is unprecedented.
“Jack, I need to frame Godzilla with the philosopher’s stone.”
“I got u.”
He is definitely able and willing to assist clients. 😋
@@TripepdipepI got you, no worries! ….what do you mean no worries, this is like all the worries.
Reply 5, it's also unsettling
Jack is the OG of the YEAR!!!! 😂😂😂
Jack was able AND willing to help.
Maybe jack is the twin brother of zach from seat c12
this feels like a setup for a next video where we follow Jack
Jack's part of the gang, he's the plug so of course he's gonna help.
NOW THATS A REAL FRIEND
Jack basically did all the job
Can Jack please become a recurring character, there's sooo much potential for him.
How do you have a comment 5 days before the upload?
@@ElderSteak5robby asked jack to bring a time travel machine, I think you can guess the rest
@@simcity4111 ok lol
@@ElderSteak5 I'm guessing they're a channel member and get early access
This comment.
Jack being a real one
HOW ARE YOU POSTING THIS 6 DAYS BEFORE IT WAS RELEASED
@SirtanHe’s probably a member
@Sirtan drugs
HOW?!!? THIS WAS POSTED LIKE 40 MINUTES AGO
They’re probably a member
“Why would you want to join the black gang?”
*“Because I don’t want to be **_AGAINST_** the black gang”*
I understand what he’s saying…
Perfect answer. I expected him to want to be against the Asian gang. It has to be the "smallest" gang.
@@michaelblaes9847Asian gangs sound terrifying tbh
i would like to be in which ever gang is against the indians. They cant eat half the meat on the menu so i assume they have a protein-problem in prison.
😉
@@michaelblaes9847 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now i get it
@@michaelblaes9847what does that mean
Jack is just the average GTA npc
Or more like the player.
NPC: Hey, I’ve got this weird quest that makes no sense, stinks to high heaven, and is also 100% illegal in every way you can think of. All good? 👍
PC: I’m right on it.
@@Conta_Minated true we are the drug and gun runners
@@Conta_Minated guess GTA 6 needs some morally ambiguous drug/weapon dealers having a slight moment of consciencness and just hang up the call and call the cops after you lmaoo
This is Jack’s world and we are all just living in it.
All this time Jack's been playing Cracketball...
Dude! 😂
“Who’s gonna fight Jake paul next” SENT ME
Brutal af!
I foresee Jack having his own spin-off series. I'm starting to think there might be a whole side to racquetball that the public doesn't know about.
Headcanon: Jack is the reason why Cruz and Pink Panther managed to get in the oval office and kidnap the president. He helped them get in
@@WaltDevil060 yes
The irony being he has trouble finding and smuggling racquetball equipment.
When the side character is more interesting than the protagonist in a movie.
Im gonna just write an entire story about Jack
Called "ask no questions"
Pirates of the Caribbean
Fanfic
Write a ZachStar fanfic
"Why do you know which way is south?" Yeah, that was definitely the strangest part of what he knew.
"Have you considered making the guard gang our mortal enemy? Or maybe the CEO gang? Everyone inside AND outside of the prison would give us ANYTHING we wanted."
> CEO gang
looks like someone went through initiation recently
@NoNameAtAll2
lmao
the perfect amount of soon.
@@NoNameAtAll2 and with flair you REALLY gotta respect lol
To be fair a good amount of the white gang would probably be CEO's or other executives here for white collar crime. A bit against their interests to turn their most powerful members into their enemies.
Jack is my new favorite character
4:13 JACK IS THE CIA
The stakes lower so significantly every time Jack shows up, he needs to be summoned with a flute.
"The astrology gang"
I thought women went into separate prisons from men
@@TheGreyKami you have forgotten about the astrology bros, who have two two subsets: the f-boys who learned all about it to get laid instead of learning things like, idk, communication? Active listening? Compassion?
And the ones who are the very weird versions of crystal mommies who think every word they say is profound lol
Bruh
Zach calls Jack for crack to beat the black...(gang)
3:45 Putting doctor seuss to shame
eminem type shit
The "even superman can't see this" is a legit interesting thing.
Zack was absolutely flabbergasted that Jack was willing and able to help him get crack. I, too, thought "What the fuck".
Jack is now my favorite fictional drug dealer!🤣🤣🤣
Jack’s gotta be the leader or at least ex leader of the white gang for sure, either that or he’s actually running the racketball gang, the arch-nemesis of the squash gang, not to be confused with the gourd gang, whose arch nemesis is of course, the pumpkin gang.
I lost it at
Hey Jack can i have crack
I love that the one guy just rubbed his neck with the knife all the way through, it doesnt look intimidated halfway through.
It's like he's just really bad at shaving.
Or he’s really itchy and only a blade can get that itch
This is quite possibly the best comedy skit channel on TH-cam these days. Love your work Zach!
“Jack, what are the nuclear launch codes?”
Jack: The code is…
We need more of Jack, also seems like he is branching off into Rap
jack is a real one af
"im actually half black but im too white to tell" fucking relatable 😭😭😭😭
We all need a friend like Jack and should also strive to be like him.
"Why do you know which way is South? That's some CIA shi!" 😭
As an avid fan of wordplay, I LOVED the line at 3:40 ," Hey Jack! So I actually need that crack packed in this black quack's f*king napsack, stat, Jack." 😂😂😂 I only wish you said it "properly" instead of slowing it down for emphasis. A fun line either way!
Thèse are genuinely keeping me happy in a really rough time, thank you so much Zach.
Jack is such a W friend fr
Decent skit. JACK absolutely carried, what a fun and awesome twist lol. The initiates confusion was great.
"Who'se gonna fight Jake Paul next?" 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I'm 💀💀💀💀💀💀 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jack is the coolest character you have ever created. We want more Jack in future videos. We want to get Jacked!
0:56 as a slight ginger, this is funny
as someone who isnt ginger, this is still funny
3:18 need more Jack!
Ah just in time for my dinner. Some would say it's too perfect to be a coincidence...
I wish i had a friend as good as Jack.
Why does he have a favorite 7 digit number 😂
I have a favorite 6 digit number. It's not that weird.
I bet it's 5138008
#MegaFavNumbers !!
You don't?
That knife zack is holding keeps stressing me out, I'm afraid Zack is gonna stab himself in the juggular.
I can't believe Jack would be unfaithful
he wasn't able and willing to join the gang
Brings a whole new meaning to “You don’t know Jack.”
"ITS MY FAVORITE 7 DIGIT NUMBER"
Jack is the type of guy to have created the universe
That delivery on "that feels like cheating" was the cherry on top
Jack is the best homie one could ever ask for
I love this so much. How do you get me to like a thing I never thought I would 😭
Honestly It’s mostly Jack, I want him to have interesting dynamics with every character ‘cause he seems like that type of character
1:37 Is... its that because they are all played by the same guy?
Omg you are right I forgot because I'm used to them being the same guy
😂😂😂
Jack and Zack is truly one of the duos of all time
Jack is definitely a professional and keeps it that way.
This needs to be a series
That was excellent, hats off
I love seeing "to be continued" on this youtube channel. It's hands down your best content.
Youre pumping bangers out like crazy, keep it up!
Spectacular 0:18
Everyone needs a jack
This is really funny, thanks a lot Jack Star
Jack is the man that raquets.
Nah, he leading that gang now. He got the gun.
"How is that no problem? How ist that not... ALL the problems?" 😮
Funny skit idea: When you propose to your girlfriend but the ring turns out to be The One Ring.
4:43 it’s a ghost gun lol😂😂
A ghost gun is a type of gun that is hard to trace because it is made from scratch.
Boo
Ghost guns will still show up on xray and metal detectors because metal is still required for many parts of it.
@ thanks for the info. I did not realize that.
You dont have enemys if you have a friend like jack
Jack, the guy who could possibly rival Zach from 12c
pov: kira joins the black gang
He what
this was too good. Thanks Zach for that christmas miracle!
Find a guy who will do anything for you like Jack.
"And how do you have so much time for Racketball?!" 😂 That shit killed me! Dude I have not seen some of your vids in the longest time and this was awesome to come back to. Thank you! Also Jack needs to come back!
Jack is most helpful human being, we all should be more like him
Jack is the kind of guy we all need in our lives
4:55 Theory: Jack was the original first man for the white gang and he’s in on it
Finally, these sketches are getting more relatable 🙌
Jack gets a A+ for customer service.
Jack feels like Charles from The Henry Stickmin Collection
Haven't watched one of your videos foe a few weeks I kinda binged and needed a break. But this was fucking amazing haha
Jack is my new favorite character. That is one useful person to have on speed dial.
I tried to call my favorite number, but unfortunately, it starts with "555"
3:04 yeah Zach. What the f*ck is going on?
I think I know why this guy is so clean-shaved.
Jack is able and willing to do ANYTHING you ask for.
When he was told to plant the drugs. I 100% thought he was becoming a cop 😂
3:52 I was howling 😂😂😂
Jack’s a mobster. You’re gonna owe him when you get out. With interest. 😂
Next episode starts with the guy in glasses, slowly zooming out to him holding cards with tons of chips in front of him and he turns and says with a dead voice: go fish.
Jack is way too funny holy shit
Need more of Jack, he's a true bro
Damn i wish i had a homie like Jack
Why do I feel like this is based on that one "Jack is ye olde Florida Man" tumblr post?
jack is a real one, i will strive to be like jack
Jack is like a streamer who plays rpgs. Never asks a single question.
This is already my favorite series
"It's my favoirite seced-digit number" I how how you know zach is a mathematician at heart
Zack doesn't just make stories he changes lives
I feel an intense cooking class coming up in the next episode
An actual sequel and not a prequel??? This is rare for Zach.
I follow this guy since ever, but the phonecall with Jack easily made it to the top 1 bit. still crying of laughter