Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe - Noel's HQ
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 พ.ย. 2009
- Charlie Brooker takes a look at one of the strangest shows of 2008 where Noel Edmonds tries to cause a television based revolution. On Sky. The show is a combination of heart warming stories of charity and campaigning to fix Britain's problems, almost like a televised version of The Daily Mail.
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I remember this show disturbing me back in 2008.
One of their "Bonkers Britain" segments was about how a council had brought in a law against ice cream vans playing their music for more than 30 seconds. This was obviously ridiculed to shreds, and then they interviewed someone from the council who said something like:
"No one is going to be standing there with a stopwatch, we just had to introduce a rule to stop the excessive use of music that was disturbing some neighborhoods, and we had to specify a time so that we could prosecute anyone if it came to it"
and you're like, yeah, that makes sense actually.
It's almost like Noel Edmonds is a prat who doesn't know what the fuck he's on about.
I’ve pissed on Noel Edmonds car back in 2006. Not because I hate him, I’m just an opportunist celebrity car urinator.
There’s got to be a TV series in that...
Thank you for your service
Literally "Cock Piss Edmonds"
Noel should have asked the family of the man killed in a poorly thought out stunt on one of his shows what they thought about 'elf n' safety'.
I thought Noel Edmund's was in prison after the whole fiasco with him murdering Clive Anderson?
No, he escaped off the roof in a gunship helicopter.
I was part of the godawful dancing idiots in Bonkers Britain. We were impoverished drama students who did it for free for the “chance to learn about filming in a real studio”, plus a confused old lady and a bloke with a dog. The dog bit the pantomime horse which was also my friend’s bottom. We got sandwiches though. I wouldn’t do it again tbh. We’ve all learnt our lesson.
We did. He floated around on a big haired cloud and didn’t speak to anyone. Cheggers on the other hand had a short segment trapped in a wheelie bin and couldn’t have been nicer, kinder and more gentlemanly to all us lowly minions. He checked we were all ok, asked if we had all we needed and were having a “good” time. He was a delight.
So in other words Noel was too cheap to pay you the minimum wage
A nice little moment that is overlooked amongst this tsunami of Alan Partridgeism, is at 00:52. Noel does that thing which David Brent would often do, awkwardly pretending to have just engaged in banter with a random person.
Look at that audience, wall to wall gammon.
If I were Noel Edmonds, the last thing I'd do is go on national TV and undermine the importance of strict Health & Safety practices. I can think of at least one very good example of why it's essential to have the highest level of bureaucracy in that particular feild.
You're referring to The Late Late Breakfast Show right?
@@hakc97again too subtle a reference?
I support health and saftey.It ensures the general public don't die in bunngee jumping accidents.
Yep, it's a bit "Late Late" to be complaining now Noel. We hadn't forgotten about the fucked up stunts you did with the car jumps, which included one narrowly missing John Peel. Glad his Crinkley Bottom theme park went bollocks up!
th-cam.com/video/TeQs2fpU1eI/w-d-xo.html apparently, John Peel never spoke to the egotistical short arsed maniac again after this shit
Noel Edmonds was a hero to children the length and breadth of the country back in the ‘70’s and ‘80’s.
His transformation has exceeded even the worst of Partridge.
A sad, sad bastard.
Noel puzzles me. He displays a very changeable personality. I can never work him out. He can be so many different things. In Noel's HQ we see the full on lunatic side of him. It's the very essence of Alan Partridge. Sometimes, he just doesn't step back to see he's not coming across all that well.
Yeah, it’s almost like he’s willing to fake any given set of ethical principles for the whiff of a paycheck.
@@tomralfe5428 I really hate to defend Noel Edmonds here, but he gave his fee for this terrible show to a charitable trust.
@@pickledegg1989 and doing this bag of bollocks was the only way he could think of of raising that money? Couldn’t he have organised a sponsored 24-hour throw-rocks-at-Noel-Edmonds or something instead?
I started crying with hysteria when he said "assisted by Peter Cushing."
I fucking hate Noel Edmonds just for this one show.
Nothing grinds my gears more than people who just vaguely assert that there's something wrong with today's society and then cite it with "because there's more rules and regulations." as if life is better when everyone has disregard for safety and health.
Look at his fucking ridiculous victim complex "The politicians, they've had their turn." Which politicians? I'm pretty sure it's the job of a politician to govern you, that's how it's always been, it's their fucking job. But oh no it's health and safety gone mad, the big bad scary government is taking away my nostalgic rose-tinted glasses.
Oh no, reasonable legislation for bagpipe buskers? There's no way that police can enforce this AND deal with crime. They should be devoting their time to stamping out serious crimes such as loitering and wearing a hooded top.
Some of the things he said sounded eerily like conservatives in the US during Obama's tenure.
Made worse by the fact that a man once died doing a bungee jump on a show he hosted - because of inadequate safety measures. You'd think the bloke would understand the importance of keeping people safe after that.
"Post-breakdown Alan Partridge." Awesome.
I know he's a nutter that believes the universe consciously grants him wishes like he's living in a fucking never-ending, supernatural episode of Jim'll Fix It, but I didn't have the prick down as a little englander as well.
4 yobs, hoddies and drugs watched this
I'm a drug and I'm offended by that.
Luke Noonan yea wehll im a hoddie an u can fukk off
creadishcread You definitely sound like a hoodie.
Luke Noonan it hoddie lern to spell
"Ooh, I hadn't seen it like that, kill the hoodies and the...drugs!"
Always good value is our Charlie.
It's like a party political for UKIP.
Hilariously, Noel's HQ also starred Konnie Huq
It's like a vision of Brexit Britain
GLove39 brooker gazed into the abyss of television and saw the future...if only we listened...
I was talking about brexit and remembered this clip, glad to see I'm not the only one who linked the two together.
“You, me, them, everyone” he’s been watching The Blues Brothers again hasn’t he?
Brooker has nailed it with his analysis of this. Noel is not saying anything, getting anywhere or doing anything with this paltry show, thats why it was a fucking failure, hahahahahaha!
Remember that bloke who was killed preparing for one of Noel's shows? Pffft Health and safety eh?
Good point!
It makes Harry Hill's 'He held the asparagus' routine in response to the Chris Hawkins episode of Freaky Eaters seem subtle!
Looks like a sort of weird TV version of the Daily Mail or something...
I bet Noel uses the word ‘plandemic’ too.
I’m amazed he talks about freedom and yet people needing to be more caring.
I really hope the new Alan Partridge series is going to be based on a Noels HQ theme.
Noel Edmonds. Diverting the real need for a revolution into his pocket.
HAHA
Did Charie Brooker wife Konnie Kuq present the outside broadcast on that show. Strange how he choose not to include her in this clip
would you like to kill someone by dropping them from a crane?
Would I ever!!!!
am I crack when watching that closing sequence of events.
was anyone in the audience under the age of 60?
I didn't think it was possible to hate Edmonds more after Mr. Blobby.
I was wrong.
Welcome to Britain 2019
Hello, I'm a time traveller from 2020.
2019? Not so bad...
@@ReadyWhenYouAre hate to think what 2021 will be like?
Someone tell us in a year's time
Blobby scared the life out of me when I was little...or it may have been Noel
I’d be less unhappy with life if I had Noel Edmonds bank balance
I'd be more unhappy if I was Noel Edmonds.
@@texaspete33 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What made noel believe he could get his point across on a little watch satellite channel?
'Fuck Britain' at the end made me LOL
I can understand why they forced them to sign the forms, the Bagpipes are the worst invention ever.
Here from Elis James and John Robins
Is it going to involve any work?
Ah the legendary Peter Cushing, he lives in Whitstable you know...
@Ostrogothicus Doesn't he go shopping on his bicycle? I'm sure I've met him buying vegetables.
@CaptainRhoo You know that's not actually Peter Cushing ;)
Noel's wearing mascara.
Noel's HQ caused Brexit.
@Sesquipedaliantique Now come on! It's about time the burning issue of Police brutality against bagpipers was tackled!
@GlitchyTechnicals
not sure i agree with that. the middle classes would generally be the ones who are concerned with 'health, safety, security and the environment', who edmonds is having a go at for no apparent reason.
1:47 Doesn't he mean "the most embarrassing studio sequence since Noel's House Party"?
Noel was not happy at all 😂
What happened?
Charlie Brookers future wife Konnie Huq appeared in this series as a reporter. Small world eh? th-cam.com/video/Vb4n4bjkjco/w-d-xo.html
"ahh, f britain," loool
@MarcZERO1980 Best....comment....EVAR.
@DJEdSaunders Yet she lives, and Peter Cushing has been dead for years. No justice.
Hey Charlie, whatever became of that cute asian girl who was Noel's helper on that show...
@mrada2001
Haha, brilliant reference.
Edmunds no doubt confuses political correctness with health and safety too.
That is despicable. You are a villain.
@mrada2001
"Politicians have had their turn, and it's time for vigilante justice now, Stew.
By rioting and stealing things you're only proving how devoted you are to the country's economy, Stew, and I won't stand for it! It's political correctness gone mad, and we're the only ones in the right, Stew. Are you a sardine?"
@jeff9868 Having not seen this clip until now, I was going to disagree with you... but... bloody hell O_O
@Sesquipedaliantique It looks about as cringeworthy as V for Vendetta (specifically that bit where Stephen Fry hosts a 'satirical' TV show)
*I agree and if we all band together we can remain as complacent as we've always been and watch our liberties be taken away one by one*
pahaha
Bless him. I love Noel, but this was not his finest moment.
Bagpipes are awful! But I respect the culture.