I've been living in Paris for twenty years. Been feeling vaguely nostalgic for Blighty of late. Then I saw these clips from Britannia High. And I'm never never coming home again.
The girls at the local high school are still wearing mini skirts like creepy Silent Hill oompah loompas Charlie. It gives me the serious creeps. You know when my mom was ill my dad kidnapped me out of that school huh? He said it had a terrible reputation. I did quite well comprehensive school in Warwickshire, but I guess I had this progressive teaching system and I didn't have to wear a skirt to school. I saw some of the women in the army in the Eastern Bloc wearing miniskirts out on parade . I was like "If I had to wear a miniskirt in the army I'd probably mutiny on principle. Pantsiple.
I really couldn't think less of the Conservative voters of Kidderminster. You know? It makes Russel Brand look less creepy you know? People think that sexual promiscuity is a common class problem, but it takes a type of ego to plan paedophilia all the way through high school: what if someone notices the girls are all underdressed to school? What if they catch a horrible flu and so do their underage babies? What if they're a bloc bunch of IVF clones who never should have been born in the first place? Well, the common can't really afford to complain , so who's to stop them? I'm telling you they're like resident evil Like paté canapés in a buffet, it's some awful plan.
Before you think about how much better everything was in yesterday land that only exists in your head please may I suggest the following that are neither PC or pandering from the last few years- + I think you should leave with Tim Robinson + don't hug me I'm scared + This country + This time with Alan partridge + Nathan for you + Rick and Morty + Fargo + Fleabag + the boys. Good stuff is always around you just have to look for it.
You know some people have iconic albums in their youth. Mine was A Different Class by PULP , there's a song called "I Spy" that had this epic grade suspense huh? That was thrilling *and* chilling theatrically . So that's what i did. I remember snooping over Syria after the 'earthquake' and seeing loads of orange groves and full on Homered like "mmm, oranges: Syriaously." *shaking my head* i think i was possessed, but i haven't given up the oranges
calling millennials soft and fragile is incredibly funny when you consider that gen X and older have been known to pitch a fit over modern fantasy and sci-fi going “”woke”” (aka casting a Black guy as Doctor Who, portraying LGBTQ+ people respectfully) even though Doctor Who in particular has been progressive since 1963. however old you think millennials are, they’re not the oversensitive ones lmao. also Charlie Brooker would absolutely tell you to fuck off
"Wheres the paper" was the clip that made me watch all this guys stuff, never laughed so much to this day
I've been living in Paris for twenty years. Been feeling vaguely nostalgic for Blighty of late. Then I saw these clips from Britannia High. And I'm never never coming home again.
Yeah this place is just daft
Please. Paris is the arse hole of the western world. If you love it so much, we don't want you back! (lol jk lv u rly)
😂
is this the far right pipeline they've been on about?
i still sing "where's the paper" song when I've run out
10:19 Sapphire Elia: So pretty it actually makes me quite angry.
a show about shit shows ........................... and the harmony is restored
Before the phrase 'cancelled' was invented.
Hoo-eee this episode looks different now huh
Johnny O - do you have copies of these in better quality i can get off you?
nope, this is all I got
They're on torrents, some are higher quality but -- I think this one was recorded using iPlayer so it's limited to 480p or whatever it was back then.
Charlie! I was investigating statues of Buddha in Sri Lanka and I saw a few that looked JUST like you. How does that make you feel?
The Tim Key poetry bits are so incredibly unfunny like what's he even going for. He's funny in other stuff
The girls at the local high school are still wearing mini skirts like creepy Silent Hill oompah loompas Charlie. It gives me the serious creeps. You know when my mom was ill my dad kidnapped me out of that school huh? He said it had a terrible reputation. I did quite well comprehensive school in Warwickshire, but I guess I had this progressive teaching system and I didn't have to wear a skirt to school. I saw some of the women in the army in the Eastern Bloc wearing miniskirts out on parade . I was like "If I had to wear a miniskirt in the army I'd probably mutiny on principle. Pantsiple.
I really couldn't think less of the Conservative voters of Kidderminster. You know? It makes Russel Brand look less creepy you know? People think that sexual promiscuity is a common class problem, but it takes a type of ego to plan paedophilia all the way through high school: what if someone notices the girls are all underdressed to school? What if they catch a horrible flu and so do their underage babies? What if they're a bloc bunch of IVF clones who never should have been born in the first place? Well, the common can't really afford to complain , so who's to stop them? I'm telling you they're like resident evil
Like paté canapés in a buffet, it's some awful plan.
Yeah TV comedy has fallen down a fkin well since this was made. It's all very very PC and disgustingly pandering.
Before you think about how much better everything was in yesterday land that only exists in your head please may I suggest the following that are neither PC or pandering from the last few years-
+ I think you should leave with Tim Robinson
+ don't hug me I'm scared
+ This country
+ This time with Alan partridge
+ Nathan for you
+ Rick and Morty
+ Fargo
+ Fleabag
+ the boys.
Good stuff is always around you just have to look for it.
The past is imaginary?
Nathan Barley
You know some people have iconic albums in their youth. Mine was A Different Class by PULP , there's a song called "I Spy" that had this epic grade suspense huh? That was thrilling *and* chilling theatrically . So that's what i did. I remember snooping over Syria after the 'earthquake' and seeing loads of orange groves and full on Homered like "mmm, oranges: Syriaously." *shaking my head* i think i was possessed, but i haven't given up the oranges
9000 yards in the Daily Carnage! Golden run !
How horribly prophetic this episode was. Comedy is dead now because everyone is too scared to get grief.
Ok, boomer
@@dubfox1691 Aww, did that comment upset up?
@@mikerochburns4104 lol dementia
@@dubfox1691 No, I just like addingp extra P's where they dontp belong.
If this were to go viral, it would literally cause millions of soft, fragile millennial skulls to explode… Can we make it go viral? Please?!?!?!
Literally the first segment of the episode shows old people getting offended while young people don't care
Eh?
calling millennials soft and fragile is incredibly funny when you consider that gen X and older have been known to pitch a fit over modern fantasy and sci-fi going “”woke”” (aka casting a Black guy as Doctor Who, portraying LGBTQ+ people respectfully) even though Doctor Who in particular has been progressive since 1963. however old you think millennials are, they’re not the oversensitive ones lmao. also Charlie Brooker would absolutely tell you to fuck off