Mark Normand - Storming The Capitol

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  • We're storming the cap!!! go gay!!
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  • @fryone
    @fryone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    Kevin Hart is just acting so crazy lately

    • @jcut910
      @jcut910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He a independent well mannered black man who deserves his special on Netflix

    • @FoButter
      @FoButter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cannot believe he would risk hurting his back again by riding a 'hoverboard'....

    • @kendossendos9300
      @kendossendos9300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kevins really doing the lords work visiting Texas like this.

    • @sittinonthegodamcornerdoindope
      @sittinonthegodamcornerdoindope 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kevin hart is well known for being a silly crazy goofy guy

    • @Bizmark7
      @Bizmark7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know right, and he's got that Michael Jackson disease.

  • @Jackman77100
    @Jackman77100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Mark rushes into the building, attacks a cop, then turns to his left and says "comedy!"

    • @likwidmagik
      @likwidmagik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not before "QUEEF!"

    • @iToke19814
      @iToke19814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Dont arrest me, I'm Gay!"

  • @Danielsronley
    @Danielsronley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Mark Should should become a part time blogger, really enjoyed watching him just doing shit😄.

    • @JoshuaBarrio
      @JoshuaBarrio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would watch travel vlogs.

    • @mmaassoo
      @mmaassoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Should should he?

    • @eymario
      @eymario 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mmaassoo are you called maso oder mmaassoo?:P

    • @anthonylentini3487
      @anthonylentini3487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Definitely

  • @bearinafoxhole5951
    @bearinafoxhole5951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    When Mark said, “that guy should have been aborted.” I choked on my Cap’n Crunch.

  • @Cookinberry
    @Cookinberry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Just upload the 30 seconds of you falling and title it something like "idiot comedian falls of hoverboard". TH-cam loves to see people in pain.

  • @mathieuparent2108
    @mathieuparent2108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    That was a bad fall. I felt that!

    • @jordanmercier3616
      @jordanmercier3616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No you didn't Mathieu, no one likes a liar.

    • @likwidmagik
      @likwidmagik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jordanmercier3616 I dunno, I'm a tad older than Mark, and I'm not down with those wipeouts anymore. My head bangs too easily, and I heal too slowly.

    • @connorwademusic
      @connorwademusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Instant replay at the end! Comedy!

    • @超虎生活
      @超虎生活 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@likwidmagik No, you love wipeouts. You even play the song "Wipeout" just before you do it. Klaus, no one likes a liar.

  • @conburgundy
    @conburgundy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I want more of this style of Mark in the wild

  • @sjnelson6
    @sjnelson6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Does this help with ED? I'll send you a picture later! 😆🤣🤣

  • @TheSzekely23
    @TheSzekely23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "we shouldn't be laughing"
    Proceeds to keep walking and not offer help to Kevin Hart

    • @thismothafuckasaid7304
      @thismothafuckasaid7304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No way they'd do same if Kevin's skin wasn't so pale that day!

    • @frowningJoker
      @frowningJoker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It wasn't Kevin Hart falling, the guy you just watched is Mark Normand

    • @TheSzekely23
      @TheSzekely23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@frowningJoker You've just shown that you are not a Mark Normand fan

    • @jasoncardenas5565
      @jasoncardenas5565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheSzekely23 *Kevin Hart fan

  • @Dang026
    @Dang026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Mark: "Does it help with ED?"
    Lady: "Who knows 🤷"
    Mark: "I'll send you pictures later 😎"
    😭😭

    • @BariNgozi
      @BariNgozi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      she did not fully register that joke lmao

    • @Adriana-eu6ty
      @Adriana-eu6ty 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg, I thought he meant eating disorder 😂😂
      Yeah, totally a woman’s perspective 🤣

    • @mntwinsfan1988
      @mntwinsfan1988 ปีที่แล้ว

      That entire interaction was hilarious. "I'm on house arrest"

  • @Jacksonrodriguez
    @Jacksonrodriguez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    the abortion joke that carried over to the guy's truck was LOL

  • @guywithalltheanswers6942
    @guywithalltheanswers6942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Did he fall on that little protrusion? Holy shit if he did that could have been really bad.

  • @TheShiftersMusic
    @TheShiftersMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Damn. That club in Austin looks badass.

  • @iToke19814
    @iToke19814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Honestly one of the best comics. He's so quick.

  • @farischugthai5598
    @farischugthai5598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Next episode: Narc Mormand. Morman cop taking on the world

  • @kaisersozay8978
    @kaisersozay8978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Mark is such a good comic that he makes us laugh with his stand up, and his fall down 😂

    • @davidwood9718
      @davidwood9718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wasn't laughing, I actually cringed when he fell it looks like his lower back landed right on that corner

  • @PatGturdgangofficial
    @PatGturdgangofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Next episode: Larp Normand - defeating nerds with words

  • @youverndit1324
    @youverndit1324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    that bolt sticking out of the concrete almost deflowered your spine. be safe, Kevin Hart.

    • @willvr4
      @willvr4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was thinking the same thing. That bolt in the wrong spot literally could have paralyzed him.

    • @junimeme5626
      @junimeme5626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@willvr4 instead of stand-up he would permanently do sit down

    • @spiralmorning5784
      @spiralmorning5784 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaoooo

  • @micmac1121
    @micmac1121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That was a young mans fall. Give him. 10 years, shows cancelled and he’s in a 3 wheel scooter!

  • @laurencezemlick1979
    @laurencezemlick1979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:43 best part

    • @Danielsronley
      @Danielsronley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'll send you a photo later🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ge0rge_0rwell
      @Ge0rge_0rwell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes it was lol

  • @maruzencentral
    @maruzencentral 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    _FBI has entered the chat_

  • @rolandroot8772
    @rolandroot8772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My favorite part about these videos is seeing what a dork you are. Makes me feel less alone. Queff

  • @samuelemeryjiujitsu
    @samuelemeryjiujitsu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If fricken warmed my heart when he walked in and they're like "you don't have to wear a mask anymore." And that chick gave him the biggest hug she could and then when they get outside and she looked at him she did a bigger hug. So happy. So lovely.

  • @daledan-tony8722
    @daledan-tony8722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Rebecca really loves Mark; she had candy out that she knew he’d steal and then offered a beer lol and those hugs! Real emotion!

  • @KevinC1990
    @KevinC1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My back hurts after watching that fall and I'm only 30.. its almost like he's become an official tuesgay.. hes gettin old and his as.s is sore !!!

  • @takeahike2993
    @takeahike2993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “I’m on house arrest…” Outside his home 😂 Right over their head.

  • @Purelylogical1
    @Purelylogical1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you don't like gay Kevin Hart, i don't know what's wrong with you.

  • @AustinG23
    @AustinG23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    He’s so funny no matter what he does or says, shit

  • @YizzERR
    @YizzERR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Great frames.. queef! God this is why I love Mark lol

  • @neffsam5474
    @neffsam5474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thought he almost pulled off a Tom Segura...

  • @no-won
    @no-won 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He was almost one of those people who can't remember any dates if his head hit any harder

  • @z3r0x456
    @z3r0x456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mark storman

  • @roberts1572
    @roberts1572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Message to scientists. Study this man.

  • @HolyToledo
    @HolyToledo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “I’m a paralyzed, paraplegic”
    Now that’s some funny shit, even if ur jewish

    • @likwidmagik
      @likwidmagik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gotta love the Jews!

  • @will6176
    @will6176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That was hilarious! The blue chew cannon lol. Austin looks so nice, good to see it in a neutral context outside the Rogan Dillon craze

  • @scottkremers9305
    @scottkremers9305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *** *Posted 41 seconds ago*

  • @DrawntoWater
    @DrawntoWater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Being 40years old I felt that fall.

  • @kewltony
    @kewltony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2017: bomb Yemen
    2021: bomb Yemen, I'm ghey, #prideweek

  • @jonsnow5518
    @jonsnow5518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was great, his best video yet. It's the perfect format for him because he's so quick off the cuff- he you should do one for every city he visits..

  • @nothing-2-live-4
    @nothing-2-live-4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i prefer the jazz music in the background but its always a tough choice when picking music

  • @RoyoSker
    @RoyoSker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    00:20 Mark’s going to make the Ridiculousness show for the wrong reasons

  • @Zoso37123
    @Zoso37123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Man, he's really out there doing it!!

  • @fahlmantrevorify
    @fahlmantrevorify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What I really appreciate about Mark is I feel like I'm along for the ride that he's been on for 12 15 years. I've been a fan for maybe 2-3 years now and I get excited to hear his pods and comedy because he's on his own journey, while us fans are hitched to a wagon behind him just taking it all in. Thanks brotha!

  • @sithlorddarthbong4959
    @sithlorddarthbong4959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mark Normand is a fucking legend 🤣👏

  • @TK-ui2th
    @TK-ui2th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i almost feel like this video was mostly made to give a shout out to his friend rebecca's club 😂😂 im not mad at it though, hope she has lots of success!

  • @mrskids4
    @mrskids4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Injury tape review:
    Even though Tom Segura is the original Comedian to film a Goddamn Painful Injury Tape, Stormin Normand has changed the game.
    I love Tom Segura, but he made me want to vomit! Tom and Bert when Bert is at his fattest?
    Eww!
    Normand clearly has experience poo-shooting wheels out from under him. His graceful dismount was ready for medium-level pain.
    But he wouldn't be Mark if that's all that happens. Some WTF deadly metal bolt the size of a can of Lone Star was sticking outta the ground... laying wait.
    I had the same visceral reaction to Mark Normand's Injury Tape as when something is so funny it's like a shock laugh.
    Comedy!

  • @Meni69
    @Meni69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Norm MacDonald has a joke, about 911. he'll ask "what happened?"

  • @TheShafronChannel
    @TheShafronChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Glad to see falling is still a good form of comedy

  • @freddyfootstomps6557
    @freddyfootstomps6557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Why did that horse bit make me laugh out loud? My humor is shot.

  • @VDiabloV1
    @VDiabloV1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This guy's humour is on another level. Too funny

  • @trumanquinn
    @trumanquinn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thats the neighborhood list was afraid of 😄 🤣 😂

  • @orionhernandez3850
    @orionhernandez3850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Telling it like it is... pedophile ring..."
    Officially the realest thing mark kevin hart has ever said

  • @benjiluvsyou
    @benjiluvsyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I'll send you a picture later" LMFAO

  • @itstherevolution
    @itstherevolution 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That E.D question triggered the quickest awkward convo switch I've ever seen lol. COMEDY!

  • @tacobellcall911
    @tacobellcall911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mark I discovered you last year and I have to say you're my ultimate new favorite comedian. Everything you say makes me laugh bro. I can't wait to see you live one day! Keep it up always! I guess the next natural progression is your own tv show. Get on it! Lol

  • @sam.superhandz
    @sam.superhandz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    haha i feel bad for laughing at that bail, those things are so stupid stick to skating next time!

  • @The-D-Hoyt
    @The-D-Hoyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The scooters laying around joke should work in any city that has them. Those F'n things are littered all over the downtown area that I live near. And I mean everywhere -every alley way, causeway, sidewalk, parking lots in the landscaping, parking garages in the stairwells[or just insert the quote from Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive(paraphrasing, but something like "every house, church, shed, outhouse, henhouse, doghouse, crackhouse, whorehouse...")] - but they're just all over the damn place.

  • @w00tkid
    @w00tkid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mark Floormand

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shit, if I wasn’t on a govt list for a being a Skanks fan, clicking on this did it

  • @carmichaelk.5214
    @carmichaelk.5214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ""AHGHHGHH... that is delightful"

  • @Seakaye2s
    @Seakaye2s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hilarious stuff, sorry for your tailbone! At least ya got to milk a horse

  • @threetwosev
    @threetwosev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mark has incredibly large balls to be wearing those cargo pants

  • @M_M_U_S_A
    @M_M_U_S_A 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You really got a miniSegura falling from that scooter

  • @ricmorales3406
    @ricmorales3406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is this the new JackAss?
    Comedy!!!

  • @tcampbell3038
    @tcampbell3038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “That really took the jizz out of my ass” 🤣🤣

  • @sagebuckingham1274
    @sagebuckingham1274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This otter’s always bringing the laughs

  • @ts3798
    @ts3798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mark, when is the 2b1c ep with you as a guest host?

  • @CoryHatfield
    @CoryHatfield 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "That really took the jizz outta my ass!" lmao

  • @senseijimmy
    @senseijimmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I miss when Kevin Hart used to make Gay jokes. Cmon man!!!

  • @BillBurrComedy
    @BillBurrComedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Crazy man subtitles were the best!

  • @ChłódPoranka
    @ChłódPoranka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    good video, but i would throw away the music

  • @jakekulik4081
    @jakekulik4081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "That really took the jizz out of my ass" lmfaoo

  • @LastWord
    @LastWord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Mark hit the ground slower than Ashley Babbitt's corpse on January 6th, but fell faster than officer Sicknick dying of a stroke alone in his office on January 7th.

  • @jonmarc8078
    @jonmarc8078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Go Bro .. 6 Weeks in Traction

  • @MatchesMalone1183
    @MatchesMalone1183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm not sure if it was Mark and Sam or Mark and Joe that were discussing it, but likeability plays a big part in how well a comic does. I mean unsurprisingly of course, but I would say that if you have a terrible personality but good jokes, you likely won't ever fulfil the potential of that talent for writing. Mark comes across as a really nice guy. So either he's a very good actor, or that's just who he is.

  • @PanatonicGaming
    @PanatonicGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mark in his natural habitat

  • @RentFreeClips1
    @RentFreeClips1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Almost saw him million dollar baby it.....is that joke too old? It's too old right?

  • @cormacgrimes4998
    @cormacgrimes4998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Tragedy is when you are being superman on a hoverboard. Comedy is when you fall off the hoverboard on to your ass” - Mel Brooks

  • @MasonFPS
    @MasonFPS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I didn't know I needed this today, thanks Mark.

  • @sylviawoods6650
    @sylviawoods6650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Loving these shorts! I was stunned when you actually hugged another human being!

  • @justintee3241
    @justintee3241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stormand the Capitol

  • @ninacuntowiczaka2415
    @ninacuntowiczaka2415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'll send you a photo later

  • @DamnWow
    @DamnWow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mark even gets hurt funny

  • @jeffreymatias5879
    @jeffreymatias5879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    glad someone finally called out those doughnuts

  • @carlosalmazan103
    @carlosalmazan103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Texas loves you Mark! Can’t wait to see you next month!

  • @AllTheArtToday
    @AllTheArtToday 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mark, you’re great, but... only problem is I always get your name mixed up with Norm MacDonald... would you be able change your name to something like Craig?? It’s less confusing that way, thanks!

  • @Nickscrazylips
    @Nickscrazylips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mark doing his best Tim impression when he slipped on that banana peel.

  • @botmon.
    @botmon. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kevin Hart is transcending comedy

  • @sidjt
    @sidjt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tom Segura 2.0

  • @loganmarcus6516
    @loganmarcus6516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow he took a slaaaaaam

  •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Austin?

  • @Godfailedyoustophumpinghisleg
    @Godfailedyoustophumpinghisleg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "They all tell you to remember these horrible events, who's forgetting these"
    Most underrated double meaning truth telling joke 🤣 mark -JUNG

  • @dearberlin
    @dearberlin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my god, are you ok?

  • @lunarvania8073
    @lunarvania8073 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO BOSTON TO PRAISE ALLAH?!?!? MARKKKK PLEASEEEEE! (Phew the tailbone is the worst hahah)

  • @gizzykatkat9687
    @gizzykatkat9687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't want you to really hurt yourself Mark but watching you fall down is so funny! And could you please wear tighter pants and no underwear thank you.

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dr Smith Oh the Pain The Pain...the sacred Sacrum! OW. Bortion is ma middle name.Fla needs more Jews & blu chew. Flaming Infamy.Nice stage situation.

  • @jaysonp9426
    @jaysonp9426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a 33 year old man...I have a new appreciation for falls

  • @johnisaacdavey
    @johnisaacdavey 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mark Normand is way too stiff to be riding a gyroscope toy. He walks around like a G.I. Joe for christsake. The moment the camera aimed at his feet I knew a fall was coming.

  • @ahmedhamed1092
    @ahmedhamed1092 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You always say on your podcasts you read every comment. PROVE IT. Reply "COMEDY!" if you read this.

  • @kolpik3708
    @kolpik3708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guy is writhing in pain and people walking by make fun of him. Nice. :D