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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.พ. 2015
  • Charlie counts down to the 2015 general election and looks at reality show 10,000 BC, while Jake Yapp distils The One Show down to 84 seconds and Philomena Cunk ponders philosophy.
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  • @kevincaldwell4707
    @kevincaldwell4707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This show is the funniest thing on British TV. Even old ones like this episode are amazing.

  • @sfoster.23
    @sfoster.23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    We need these ‘wipes’ back on the regular

  • @Cotictimmy
    @Cotictimmy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    8:40 "His helmet glistening in the sun with 'Siemens' plastered across his forehead."

  • @mangolongp1ay641
    @mangolongp1ay641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bez’s head wobbling side to side was sending me to sleep but then when he says “what was the question again” I instantly woke up due howling with laughter.😂🤣. Bez. What a star. Bless him the daft sod. 😂🤣

  • @TwoLeftSh0es
    @TwoLeftSh0es 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It's dark but also colourful, like Mr. Motivator

  • @paulhoward1493
    @paulhoward1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:21 'frightened young violinist of the year' ~ perfect description🤣🤣🤣

  • @nonofyabidnez5737
    @nonofyabidnez5737 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Zeb(the vloger) from ep1 or Russel brandt in this one, is freaking fantastic ;D
    in fact the whole show is so spot on with everything... its scary

  • @kimhewer1479
    @kimhewer1479 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    More weekly wipes please!!

  • @steelernation1989
    @steelernation1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Frightened young violinist of the year. That's a level of descriptive language I could only dream of reaching 😂

  • @danielstenstein
    @danielstenstein 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Al Campbell and Diane Morgan really make this

  • @mrtjm1152
    @mrtjm1152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Because if you think about it. We Probaly are. And if we aren't? Then It doesnt matter" - actually quite a good quote...

  • @smithmcsmith9218
    @smithmcsmith9218 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    How is Brooker so amazing

    • @stuffidoinnow123
      @stuffidoinnow123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's a writer isn't he. He isn't afraid of outside influence or a proof read. He's also a genius

    • @TKMRacer28
      @TKMRacer28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Protege of Derek and Clive and Chris Morris’ friend!

  • @Ndlanding
    @Ndlanding 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To see a complete version of the script for this TV programme, simply read the comments.

  • @temujinkublai9788
    @temujinkublai9788 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    ‘Michael Dixon’ the diplodocus 😂

  • @anaphase642
    @anaphase642 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I got a black mirror ad before this video

  • @heggy_69
    @heggy_69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Actually a good test to see if you're dreaming is to try and read something, it all goes funny if you're asleep

    • @Ndlanding
      @Ndlanding 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seriously, that happens to me lots. I'm reading, the story and characters drif off into some kind of new story until it gets so convoluted my wee brain swoops me back to reality and I continue reading, only to...
      Of course, exceedingly high temperatures don't help. (34ºC or higher indoors.)

  • @captur69
    @captur69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fair play to Russell brand ' for giving his views week after week...and his little god beeds...oh bless...

  • @Fungamerplays
    @Fungamerplays 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "your dad again"

  • @ratastewie91
    @ratastewie91 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how Michael Dixon expected anyone to give a fuck that it was Michael Dixon and I love how Michael Dixon didn't have the humility to just move past the fact she got Michael Dixon's name wrong.

  • @nigelbenn4642
    @nigelbenn4642 ปีที่แล้ว

    So he came to the UK when he was 6 but now he's forty? Which means he's been in the UK for 36 years of his life but he's served in the Royal Navy for Thirty years?

  • @lostuser1094
    @lostuser1094 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "He'll say he's about to come and then leave at the last minute, leaving a terrible mess". Oh Charlie, how did you know...

    • @basicinfo1640
      @basicinfo1640 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Franz Hell shit...

    • @MobiusVideo
      @MobiusVideo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Missed a bit out there... “He’ll say he’s about to come and then pull out at the last minute, leaving a terrible mess”

  • @mrunseen3797
    @mrunseen3797 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:09 thats a weird episode of Dr. Who. It even has two doctors in it.

  • @onlythepeople9893
    @onlythepeople9893 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    #mylifeisavacuum

  • @Cinimod237
    @Cinimod237 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does anyone know that instrumental used during the bit about broadchurch?

  • @Guildnstrn
    @Guildnstrn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I peg your bardon?

  • @drtreg
    @drtreg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Morgan Philosophy brilliant.

  • @SixteenJacobsCreams
    @SixteenJacobsCreams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I started a joke...

  • @willjamesb
    @willjamesb 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    du dduh duh duh

  • @basicinfo1640
    @basicinfo1640 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I swear this is twin peaks does the news...

  • @elvee88
    @elvee88 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum.

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      How am I the first thumb for Duke Nukems greatest quote?

    • @abegarfield3754
      @abegarfield3754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pseudonayme 77,
      It's from They Live (1988).
      Duke Nukem didn't come out until 1996.

    • @JohnPreston888
      @JohnPreston888 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@abegarfield3754 Never played Duke Nukem. But I am glad you knew the 1998 source of that quote. (Yes, I have been under a rock. Odd that such a great tongue-in-cheek quote was not only ad-libbed (apparently), but is rarely heard. Unlike "I was born ready".)

  • @EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV
    @EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow, many animals bury their turds... But not those ones..

  • @stuartharry8279
    @stuartharry8279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He is amazing but the adverts...Jesus...

  • @dantaylor7344
    @dantaylor7344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can't just point at things and tax them......................... Tories cough cough bedroom tax? Tories cough cough VAT increase, Tories cough cough council tax rise! Yeah Myleen perhaps politics isn't your thing.

  • @sfoster.23
    @sfoster.23 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:45 truth hurts.

  • @si4632
    @si4632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hahahahaha that wanker russel brand

    • @octaviancaesarhibernicus4447
      @octaviancaesarhibernicus4447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      si man what the fuck is that guys appeal? I've heard birds say he's sexy so I have to put it down to that because the guy is an utter fuckin wanker. He's not fuckin funny and his political ideology seems to be,don't bother to vote,instead cause chaos in the UK, Russell Brand will back you....from his mansion in a gated community in Beverly Hills in Hollywood, i mean,no wonder he's every anarchist's role model.
      It was a fuckin sharp impression of him.He reminds me of another Charlie Brooker creation...Nathan Barely, they're almost identical.

    • @mangolongp1ay641
      @mangolongp1ay641 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not a fan then I take it??
      🤔

  • @Nounismisation
    @Nounismisation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The woman doing an impression of Russell Brand; what is her actual point? What is it she want to convey? 'I do Russel Brand impressions'?
    Perhaps the message was, 'I don't like Russel Brand, the way he talks and what he talks about to the extant that, not only do I do impressions of him, I also don't have any alternatives - just my impressions of him'.
    There must be more to it than that surely, else, what's the point of what she does?

    • @batmantheholy
      @batmantheholy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If you know anything about his political leaning then it's funny. It's a half decent impersonation of his syntax and mannerisms, too.

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      She wants to convey that Brand is a twat, not that she needs to try hard.

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She is clearly a huge fan of Russels, it would be Impossible to do such an excellent impersonation otherwise. I happen to know that Charlie and Russ are friends, so its done with love. Think of it as an homage :)

    • @DodderingOldMan
      @DodderingOldMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh gimme a break. Okay, you like Brand, fine, whatever, and you don't think that impression was fair. But don't pretend to be confused by the whole notion of impressionism.

    • @TwoLeftSh0es
      @TwoLeftSh0es 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think the primary message was that Ikea sell good egg slicers