channel1 It does have that ring of truth to it. I can see someone trying to reassure someone over and over again, only to lose focus and say, "Nah, that's okay." to a date. BTW, I'm replying to a 2-year-old comment, should you wonder.
was nt expecting it, laughed so hard I coughed up iced tea, almost had it come out of nose. now eyes watering and coughing from trying to get air back from almost choking.
The Internet has its own rules, it's own government, it's own currency and people to use it. It can literally be a self-sufficient economy. The Internet truly is beautiful.
mam·mal ˈmaməl noun 1. a warm-blooded vertebrate animal of a class that is distinguished by the possession of hair or fur, the secretion of milk by females for the nourishment of the young, and (typically) the birth of live young.
as someone whos played on the furry pound alot its nothing like that, sure there's furry sprays and sure sometimes someone asks what your favorite color or animal is but thats pretty normal for tf2, its pretty chill
Things I learned from this video: 1. Don't hold in farts. It's unhealthy and it just makes them smell worse. 2. Don't let your brain go into autopilot mode, especially when talking to a cute girl. 3. *_Did you mean:_*_ Sturgeon's Law_ 4. Bat-deduction is a valid method. 5. Fuck. 6. Depression is bad, m'kay? 7. Many more people suffered and died in the Soviet Union than in Nazi Germany.
Does anyone know the name of a greentext story I'm desperately trying to find again. There are two roommates in college/ uni and there's a 10/10 girl and they come up with a secret handshake to appear more manly.. I'll just leave it at that. Please tell me the name if you know it. Thanks
so far i read most of these >.> i got to much time to waste reading 4chan wether it was during school on the bus to work... hell even during work/toilet breaks such weird shit on 4 chan but i love it #occupythepool
I wish you read these and not acted them. I think part of the joy of reading these on 4chan is that you read them normally and get a raw reaction from how ridiculous they are. Using a voice to try to make it funny isn't going to make the story any funnier. I think it be better if you read these normally.
***** Common misconception. I do not fap to dogs. A lot of us don't. Hell, only maybe 0.1% of us do. And they're not the dogs you're familiar with, anyway. They're human-animal hybrids. Do some fucking research before you pick up your pitchfork and torch next time.
I don't know how I found out about the tanuki. I started as a more generic wolf, then turned into a folf (fox-wolf hybrid), and then I was eventually introduced to it. It's not incredibly specific, compared to anyone else's fursona, really. If you want specific, or as I like to call it, "obscure", then I've got two words for you: three-species-or-greater hybrids. There's also things like the red panda, and also things that technically don't even exist, such as the sergal. As for traits, I'm a stereotypical male tanuki furry, generally nice, unless provoked, love cookies, especially sugar cookies, and, while this doesn't apply to most tanukis, I, uh...have a penchant for kleptomania...
"Don't wave firearms at cops".
Took me a while but it resulted in a good laugh
Ljn
I too hope that aeroplane story isn't real. Poor fool. :(
channel1 It does have that ring of truth to it. I can see someone trying to reassure someone over and over again, only to lose focus and say, "Nah, that's okay." to a date. BTW, I'm replying to a 2-year-old comment, should you wonder.
channel1 ugh man as spazzy nerf herder I can confirm that a lot of them are.
The REGRET.
I feel dumb as a rock that i just don't get it.
_The first one made me audibly whimper in empathy._
The Furry Pound server does actually exist in TF2, I wouldn't doubt that post actually happened.
I need the ip do you have it I want to use my saltiness to tryhard
I shall you join you in our lime-green tosslecap journey.
oh no
I remember the furry pound servers on tf2.
Oh you poor, poor Beta OP...
I CRIED
sad_froge meme.jpg
That Russian one at the end, hahaha
i can confirm that living in Russia is really close to this, блять.
wallbreaker _ Lol
was nt expecting it, laughed so hard I coughed up iced tea, almost had it come out of nose. now eyes watering and coughing from trying to get air back from almost choking.
NI POHUI BLYAT
if it was actually russia, he would have screamed CYKA into the phone and hung up, then continuing to beat his wife
The Internet has its own rules, it's own government, it's own currency and people to use it. It can literally be a self-sufficient economy. The Internet truly is beautiful.
Most websites are essentially tribes when you think about it
I love you CaptainBacon74.
omg the beta story made me legit sad, it was going so well
> Such is life in Moscow.
My sides.
I beat phone then pick it up.
beta op gets an all around A+ except in sealing the deal he gets an F-- there
that last one was the best thing ever, give one of those awards the magic tree house books usually win
"iwanttomarryher.jpg" Jesus that was fast.
Does anyone else think this guy sounds like Markiplier?
I think Markiplier sounds like him
Dangerous Pie no
Dangerous Pie no
Dangerous Pie No, he doesnt sound like Markiplier...
Markiplier sounds like HIM.
The party pizza one got me
the Beta male thing makes me so depressed for the dude
very jealous of that voice.
Always needs a russian version story, always.
2:00
Why hello Fred from Scooby Doo
Firearms got me good
Thought it was cool that im watching this the night before its 7th anniversary of coming out
>screen capping these as .jpg
What is .png
>thinks this is 4chan
What is etiquette?
it's a story from /b/ so it's fine
firearms LOL
mam·mal
ˈmaməl
noun
1.
a warm-blooded vertebrate animal of a class that is distinguished by the possession of hair or fur, the secretion of milk by females for the nourishment of the young, and (typically) the birth of live young.
Tristen Propst To the left? I thought comments were below videos, not to the left.
For christ sake just shut the fuck up
Tristen Propst nah you're mad kid lol. Cry harder
Nice meme :^)
>Listen to this
>Want more
>Cant get more
>Start to cry unbearably
>Ask myself why I cant read greentext
>Cut my arms
>Cry
NOOOOOOOOOO SOME OF THE VIDEOS GOT REMOVED
"firearms"
wow
just
wow
dont wave firearms at cops xD
I skipped the Airplane story man, It hurt
Wait, what happened to Tales From 4chan 2?
No one else has even mentioned it, I’m confused
Can't argue with that coconut logic...
The acting is amazing :P
His voice is so soothing
BUT WHO WAS PHONE??
0:45 Anarchy at a whole other level
that noise at 3:31 scared the fuck out of me
i wanna turn that good job from 0:56 into a sms signal, brilliant work
as someone whos played on the furry pound alot its nothing like that, sure there's furry sprays and sure sometimes someone asks what your favorite color or animal is but thats pretty normal for tf2, its pretty chill
Forgive me for asking but what does beta mean?
Opposite of Alpha, with Alpha being confident/manly.
even though beta is only one step down from alpha, and omega would be much more appropriate.
such is life in Moscow
Laughed so hard at the coconut I farted.
It's the 100th time I'm watching this Playlist
I guessed what the plastic bag was for.
the pizza one makes me sad, because i identify with it so well. :'C
i swear i hear you on vrchat a week ago, confirm?
Things I learned from this video:
1. Don't hold in farts. It's unhealthy and it just makes them smell worse.
2. Don't let your brain go into autopilot mode, especially when talking to a cute girl.
3. *_Did you mean:_*_ Sturgeon's Law_
4. Bat-deduction is a valid method.
5. Fuck.
6. Depression is bad, m'kay?
7. Many more people suffered and died in the Soviet Union than in Nazi Germany.
> Jesus. This one's even longer.
That's what she said.
Omg the last one. "I beat my phone then pick it up" omg. Omg that accent. You. I like you.
who the fuck falls asleep on a 1 hour flight
My dad, somehow.
I've been on that server, got my ass kicked, uninstalled TF2
i've been on one of those kind of servers and it was terrible
got banned for the same "babies in nursery" shit
never played tf2 again
Make more russian versions. :D I remember /x/ had tons of hilarious ones
Well.. Time to go by Party Pizza.
*sobs*
...DAMN YOU ONIONS!
that last one, man
Suffer not the furry to live.
Second last one was too real
THEN WHO WAS VODKA?!
illegal possession of phone lol
3:25
Um…hi leafyishere…what the fuck are you doing in my Brendaniel video?
Huh?
u are awesome dude
Does anyone know the name of a greentext story I'm desperately trying to find again. There are two roommates in college/ uni and there's a 10/10 girl and they come up with a secret handshake to appear more manly.. I'll just leave it at that. Please tell me the name if you know it. Thanks
It's been a while since you commented this, and you might have found it already but the greentext you're thinking of is "The Ballad of Ella"
RIP the second one
1:06
That sounds like DSP.
last one was awesome
No, it hasn't been 8 years. TH-cam is lying to me
:24 French attacked by German forces in WW1, 1917
The pizza story was good.. and true
this guy sounds a lot like markiplier
can someone please explain the firearm joke
+Sageofdeath *fire arm* cause her arms were on fire
Thanks
guns are firearms and the womans arms at on fire
Pizza story is the best
who else after this video went on a search for the furry pound server
Oh hey, you actually listened to me.
3:45 ..............Yeah.
different guy
this guy sounds like markiplier
Coconuts are totally mammals.
Autism is so much fun
👘
Jaggy its a kimono
Also the cocunut one isnt true because it is a fruit and mammals cant be fruit.
epic survivor21 Just incase people actually believed that. Its hard to tell if the 4chaner was being sarcastic or not.
FIREARMS¡¡¡¡ SHOOT¡¡¡¡
Lol the russian voice at 5:18 =D
I love you too
.....I actually like Tostino's pizzas....
But who... was...PHONE!!!
I was PHONE!
Actual Carbon Fiber nop
so far i read most of these >.> i got to much time to waste reading 4chan wether it was during school on the bus to work... hell even during work/toilet breaks such weird shit on 4 chan but i love it #occupythepool
Coconuts don't have nipples, so they aren't mammals.
you sound like markiplier
I wish you read these and not acted them. I think part of the joy of reading these on 4chan is that you read them normally and get a raw reaction from how ridiculous they are. Using a voice to try to make it funny isn't going to make the story any funnier. I think it be better if you read these normally.
Matthew Layford pssst dukes back
*****
i was here for what I thought would be a reaction.
+drew avery stfu skeleton
Marlz2 Are you that fat you'd consider me a skeleton ?
you think. if i wanted to kill myself, i would climb onto your chromosones and jump to your IQ
2:46
Okay, I'm a furry, and even THIS is kinda fucked up...
Love you, too, fuckface.
***** Common misconception. I do not fap to dogs. A lot of us don't. Hell, only maybe 0.1% of us do. And they're not the dogs you're familiar with, anyway. They're human-animal hybrids.
Do some fucking research before you pick up your pitchfork and torch next time.
I'm not sinking to your level.
Samuel V
I suppose my favorite animal would be that of my fursona, the tanuki, as it is basically a representation of my soul.
I don't know how I found out about the tanuki. I started as a more generic wolf, then turned into a folf (fox-wolf hybrid), and then I was eventually introduced to it. It's not incredibly specific, compared to anyone else's fursona, really. If you want specific, or as I like to call it, "obscure", then I've got two words for you: three-species-or-greater hybrids. There's also things like the red panda, and also things that technically don't even exist, such as the sergal.
As for traits, I'm a stereotypical male tanuki furry, generally nice, unless provoked, love cookies, especially sugar cookies, and, while this doesn't apply to most tanukis, I, uh...have a penchant for kleptomania...
I cant even understand what ur saying. I prefer a computer voice
Coconut=mammal because it has milk, hair, and flesh.
But does it have mammaries? that is what constitutes a mammal. Facts, get educated!
And this is why I love Bren.
...Because he is pizza eating communist.
no homo but i love you
I know who started this trend.
>mfw this is all from /b/
Why not /pol/ or /int/ they have funny things.
That beta post tho :'(
coconuts don't have nipplessssss
I found the furry pound server, shits fucked up
Holy shit that is so fuckin beta, it physically hurts
Smh Shut Up Pie I WILL EAT YOY
That terrible, *TERRIBLE* furry story makes me want to vomit violently.
300000th VIEW I GOT THE 300000TH VIEW OMG
2:18 Just a heads up not all furries are like this. Hardly any tbh
Ole Brian kiss your sister?
WeeSmackyJim you sent this comment in the wrong place.
lol fuck off furry