“I don’t know where the human with the big gun went.” A terrifying detail when they’re using a rifle the size of an anti-tank rifle and can be that stealthy
When they vaulted out of the trench with fiery eyes full of fury and a willingness to use their bodies as weapons, I half expected a random marine to scream _"COME ON YOU SONS OF BITCHES! DO YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER?!?!"_
@@davethm75 I’m not sure if Paranoid, War Pigs, Flight of the Valkyries, or Hall of the Mountain King would be more intimidating to hear from over a distant hill, but I do agree any Marines would fight to that just for the name
Aliens: We have you surrounded! The human that was a history major before the military, giving a horrible grin to his battle buddy that is facepalming after hearing the joke many more times than this: So, we can shot in ALL DIRECTIONS?!
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Grell: *killed alien children for fun*
The Human military: PICK A GOD AND PRAY, CAUSE THEY AINT LISTENING
Space Jesus: in the- what the heck! even I won't save them from that 🙏🏻
@@OriginalMicrophoneManalso space Jesus: Hand me a gun I wanna join the fun
God didn’t even get the chance to smite the Gre’l, Humans did it for him and didn’t even ask about it.
“I don’t know where the human with the big gun went.”
A terrifying detail when they’re using a rifle the size of an anti-tank rifle and can be that stealthy
When they vaulted out of the trench with fiery eyes full of fury and a willingness to use their bodies as weapons, I half expected a random marine to scream _"COME ON YOU SONS OF BITCHES! DO YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER?!?!"_
*blasts "Devil Dogs" by sabaton with malicious intent!*
@@davethm75 I’m not sure if Paranoid, War Pigs, Flight of the Valkyries, or Hall of the Mountain King would be more intimidating to hear from over a distant hill, but I do agree any Marines would fight to that just for the name
Any DOOM song would fit perfectly
Grel: theres a billion of us and only two of you!
humans: i know. We outnumber you two to a billion!
Humans: we call this a target rich environment
@@williamembly3635human 2: *sets up .50 cal Gatling gun*
@@Allantitan human 1: standard issue?
Aliens: We have you surrounded!
The human that was a history major before the military, giving a horrible grin to his battle buddy that is facepalming after hearing the joke many more times than this: So, we can shot in ALL DIRECTIONS?!
@@kyze8284 The Captain, with a wide grin, channels his inner General Anthony Clement McAuliffe, replies with "Nuts"
That was extremely satisfying as I listened whilst enjoying breakfast with a cup of Earl Grey.
Thank you.
You mean earl gre’l
Same same f*ck yeah
One of the best shorts, and I mean top tier, in this "dont piss off the humans" catagory. Well done!
“There’s no need to worry about where your god is … he’s right here and he’s fresh out of mercy “ …. Kirito sword art abridged
*"Sing song voice"* There's no need to wonder where your god is!~ Cause he's RIGHT HERE!~ *"Whispers"* And he's fresh out of mercy!~
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11:36 I don't know where the human with the really "BIG GUN" went. - Very Concerned Alien
If you can’t see them then it’s time to panic
This one felt like an actual soldier wrote it.
Marine sees this: where is the c4 feild engineers allways and allways youse a butt-load of C4
Same marine: overkill what’s that? *disintegrates half the planet* needs more c4
First Marine Division: No greater friend, no worse enemy,
I love a good primal revenge story. Good job.
hell have no wrath like a human. oh wait we invented wrath and profected it.
FYI, one solar cycle is one year. That’s what the word mean. Sol is our sun
maybe hes talking about hes own races solar cycle then ... its clearly less days since 25 cycle was about 50 human years i think he said
...There's two of them.... 😅
I heard that one in Basic Training in 1985
@@RangerGSP lol, looks like 5 people caught the reference. :)
The first time I heard this was during the Falklands war in the 80s. There were two SAS against the Argentinian army .... 😅
Poor Trade Federation. XD
Lol i was just trying to write the joke tnx for doing it so short. 😂
This is a good story! Very enjoyable!
LOL Amusing to listen too as I play Stellaris...
i listen to this while using neutron colossus
@@slime_mask Sometimes its fun to listen too while I do 'codon optimistation'... lol
Good story. Far better than most here…
Very well done! Keep up the good work!
there's two many of them!
Watch out for the loud whales! ;)
great story
Thank you for this 😊
Good.
Nice
Sooooo... what of the head of the Gre'l leader? What was that special occasion?
Nice story, but need to tune the AI to pronounce some words correctly and there are some misspellings on the screen.
Funny how every SciFi story has a female top commander. I definitely don't see any agendas being pushed here
Sure got that right.
You can't call these stories PC. So why are we always burdened with that nonsense ??
Probably due to every guy saying “I am not giving out orders WHEN I CAN COMMIT ALIEN WAR CRIMES BEFORE THEY ARE MADE INTO ALIEN WAR CRIMES”
Crecy ring any bells
wooo
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