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Can we just have a moment to think about the high school girl who knew that a sidereal day IS in fact 23 hours and 56 minutes and 4.06 seconds long? 24 hour diners and such being open more than all day is a fairly common joke among astronomers.
holy sh i t
That awkward moment when the person being called stupid is actually right 😂
I was thinking the EXACT SAME THING!
I was just listening like.. “NO dude, you’re the stupid one.. that joke was funny”😆😆
This is why Leap Year exists, right? I think that's how my dad explained it. Because a sidereal day is 23 hours and 56 minutes, the extra four minutes needed to make it 24 hours gets tacked onto February every four years?
@@25Erix Yup that’s exactly why. The extra day balances us back out.
0:32 right before. The girl with the fish. I need to know her college so I can go to her dorm and steal her fish and save it from her.
4:25 She must have mistaken an electrical cord with a hose.
XD
Had a girl in my cooking class talking about how pizza is Russian and tacos came from Paris... You ever feel like slapping someone so hard time decides to reverse? My teacher did and so did the rest of the class... We started calling her Alien and I'm pretty sure she thought it was a compliment of her "vast" knowledge
I'm both laughing and cringing at the same time. I cringed because of the stupidity, but laughed because of everyone agreeing how stupid that is.
"Omg ur so stupid! Bugs aren't animals!"
Whilst in biology class. High school btw.
I had a coworker once tell me that same line after I told her that butterflies were my gf's favorite animal.
Coworker: butterflies aren't animals, they're bugs.
Me: umm, what?
I've had a heck of a lot of people -- including chess champions and Ph.D.s -- stare at me in astonishment because I said an insect (or spider or fish) was an animal. "So, then, which is it? Vegetable or Mineral?" is my standard reply. Or if I'm being serious, I'll say, "Are you sure you're not thinking of the word 'Mammal'?"
British person that says "highschool"?
@@xXSlyfoxMinionXx I'm American, LMAO.
@@Narutalia65 American that says "whilst"?
"I'm a soldier! A Marine! I'm a war hero!"
Ladies and gentlemen I felt like Doctor Strange looking through the miltiverse for all the different reasons why that's bullshit and why this guy is getting jumped for having a USMC tattoo when there is no way anyone would let this guy be in any branch of the military.
He hit me in the face with an axe and I needed to get 4 teeth surgically removed. Nowadays I walk around with pliers just in case I run into him. He owes me a tooth and I aim to collect on that debt.
(Technically the damage he did with the axe only split one tooth but the x-ray showed infection under another tooth and two more were wisdom teeth growing at a slanted angle and I can't hold those three against him)
I heard he relocated to a different state but I'm pretty sure I saw him walking around the city a few different times and the guy who told me he moved isn't exactly reliable.
Just make sure that you have the right guy before you start playing "woodshed dentist."
@@chainsawsubtlety9828
Not a whole lotta people forget the guy who hit em in the face with an axe.
@@granziii12 True. I got smacked in the face with a shovel when I was 17. I'll remember him (what's left of him) until the day I die.
@@chainsawsubtlety9828
Yeah I'm not a fan of family reunions either...
Once knew a guy who had me jumped and robbed. Got hit in the back of the head with a pipe. Told him later if I ever saw him walking, I'd turn him into a speed bump with my truck. Years later I'm living 200 miles away, and ran into him at a grocery store in my small town. I just said two word when he tried to talk to me. "Start running." He took off out of the store, never saw him again.
Hey. Trees create oxygen. Oxygen floats away. By 6 year old logic, it makes sen-
They were a grown up, weren't they?
The teleport one could've been a Star Trek episode
BATS AREN'T BUGS!!!
Ah, a fellow member of G.R.O.S.S.
Who’s giving the report? You chowderheads or me!?
3:14 YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
_teleports an obscene amount of bread_
as a tf2 fan who just saw that part as i was typing this,
so we'll be fine, just as long as nobody teleports any bread.
After I managed to get the big tv into the customers car, with great difficulty this was before TVs were flat screen so bulky. The customer turned to me and asked “why y’all sell TVs too big to fit in peoples cars?
That is a direct quote which I have unfortunately committed to memory.
Before I owned a pickup truck, any large purchases I made from stores that delivered. DUH.
4:00 I have more than once had a wrong number caller argue with me that they had the right number or that they had just received a call from this number. I had that number for years at the time though for the latter, it is possible to fake Caller ID so theoretically they could have received a spam call using a false CID but I suspect they just fat fingered it or were trying to call someone with a different area code.
14:00 Working IT, this sadly doesn't surprise me.
19:58 There was a case where a woman was accused of not being the mother of the children she gave birth to. When she and the father separated, she applied for support or some kind of benefits and had to submit DNA which came back that she wasn't the mother. She was accused of fraud. They even had an observer watch her deliver her next child and immediately take DNA samples which came back as not a match to her. She had Chimerism.
One time I got a wrong number call from a guy who thought he called his girl. Here's how it went down.
1: Get a call at 11 at mine and I answer. 2: The first two this guy's says to/calls me are "Sup N-Word". I'm white by the way. 3: Asks me why I'm answering his girls phone. 4: I tell him I'm not and we argue. 5: I hang up. 6: Number immediately calls back. 7: I answer while my brain screams "You Big Dumb Animal!" 8: I yell at him you got the wrong number. 9: Idiot on the other line repeats my number back to me and still thinks its his girls number. 10: My older brother hears this and grabs my phone. Listens and then hangs up. Guy thankfully didn't call again.
This is part of the reason why i never answer from numbers I don't know
I heard of that last story. That defect is wild, but I don't think it'd matter too much in most cases.
Whelp, I was planning on going to college, but thanks to this video destroying every braincell possibly needed for me to pass the first semester, I'm gonna have to apply for welfare
You know you don’t need to go to collage to get a good job
@@PEJK6771 ITS A JOKE! A J, O, K, E! *JOKE*!
joke
[jōk]
NOUN
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline:
"she was in a mood to tell jokes"
synonyms:
funny story · jest · witticism · quip · pleasantry · pun · play on words · shaggy-dog story · old chestnut · double entendre · in-joke · blague
Did you ask them if the rabbits were zombies? I'd love to hear them answer why they were hopping around while "dead".
You know it’s relevant that we are hearing a second hand. In this case outrageously misunderstood. Version of these ‘stupid people facts’. Bc if I were stupid and say, gave Mr Rabbit Downey Jnr (blue mini-lop) an actual bath? In water? Like you would a dog. He will be at serious risk of unaliving! Fact: rabbits are definitely medically at risk if they get wet. They are not supposed to get wet. As well as sensitive to cold temperature. In certain situations. Any delay getting their thick coat all thru dry? Is risk. Hypothermia. Into shock. Physiological. Organs. Shut down. In veterinarian. Medical terms. This is…DROWNING.
Pet bunny products. Like all pet supply manufacturers are…hooman🤷🏼♀️so you will find bunny shampoo! Bc of DUMBASSES greedy$$$$
But. Knowledgeable and responsible pet bunny owners would only ever use the POWDER bunny coat cleaner ‘shampoo’. But. Again. Even that is not needed. Bunny keep themselves clean. Like cat.
BirdNerd only here to help✌️
Shine on you crazy diamond! 🕊🙏
(Everyone be all gangsta!……until the Zombie Apocalypse!)
Three isn't even a number. I know that's odd but true.
🙂🍭
16:15 "Is the paper expired?"
The boss is from the future, where printers also use proprietary paper.
A Girl Who Says She Hates Fish But Likes Tuna. A Guy Who Hates The Fried Chicken at KFC Because He Says the Chicken is Dry and He Can't See The Grease. The Guy At Burger King Who Opened The Door to A Crowd and Yelled Out Are You Open Today ?? The Customer at Burger King who Asks if There is Any Potatoes in The Apple Fries...
Woman claimed a bug flew into her eye and gave her Covid
Dang my brain 🧠 hurts.
17:00 This is not as stupid as you might think. It actually only takes 23 hours and 56 minutes for the Earth to rotate 360 degrees, but because it revolves around the Sun simultaneously, it needs to spend 4 more minutes rotating to be pointed back at the Sun. This means that from the perspective of the Earth, there are 24 hours in a day and 365 days in a year, but from the perspective of someone in outer space, there are 23 hours and 56 minutes in a day and 366 days in a year. This is why the constellations change based on the time of year, since that 4 minute offset each day adds up a lot in the long run.
However, this doesn't apply to things that are actually on Earth, so the place isn't actually open more than all day.
2:41 what does e y e spell?
Yes.
Now what does e y e s spell? E-yes?!
Once had someone tell me that they played a lot of Call of Duty, which meant they knew a lot of history...😂😆😂🤣
The early World War II games were indeed quite accurate to history, even the later ones do show a emphasis on historical elements combined with fiction in a way that makes it clear they did their homework. For example, Call of Duty 2 corrected a significant error from the film The Longest Day (otherwise quite accurate even having some veterans of the landings in the cast) by showing that while the coastal artillery guns at Pointe Du Hoc were found further inland than the Allied assumed. For the record History is my major.
@emberfist8347 Should have clarified that this guy meant COD Black Ops/MW. He wasn't an OG COD player.
Wow that last one. I had an ex bf who after I let him know that after I got the job I applied for, I wouldnt have time to give him four hour long "Therapy sessions" (he would complain over the phone and do nothing but mope and stare longingly in the distance while I half-heartedly told him that it was ok and just put him in my pocket and carried on with my day), tell me that he had a vision from God, who told him that I would die if I took that job. But it didnt stop there, because he also told my Mom, Dad, brother, and anyone who had my contact that i was going to die and that the job I was getting was suicide. It was a cabinet door factory. Broke up with him and I've been there for over a year now and the closest to death I've come was I cut the end of my finger off and it came back 🤷♀️
The first one... I know so many "educated" people who are like this. And funny enough all of them are really into politics.
Naw, they're educated. People think it is ignorance that is incurable. That's what education is for. You can't fix stupid, and that's what these people are. Problem is, we keep noticing the stupid people from across the lines, so we all assume the other side is stupid, due to confirmation bias. Then you have the fact stupid people tend to be loud, so it's impossible to miss them,.compounding everything.
I mean, most conservatives don't believe Hawaii isn't part of the US, and most democrats don't say "if black people owned guns people would change their minds on gun laws." You can thank the View for that last one. I can't even unpack the levels of racism and elitism in that one.
I worked in a factory one time became friends with a woman who had a glass eye due to a accident as a child she was talking to me about getting a new one I look through the pamphlet she had and I asked her was she going to get a glass or ceramic one a coworker overheard us talking looked at me and said of course she's going to get a glass eye stupid how she going to see through it
🤣
NGL, it took me a sec
Mayes teleported bread. He did it for days. It became mutated and a whole bunch of mercenaries had to deal with said bread.
Mayes has done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days, he also got a bucket
18:37 I think she probably meant, "Is Russia a continent or a country?"
I had a similar thought, that she was trying to figure out if Russia was in Europe or in Asia (when in fact, of course, it's in both). She was swapping out China for one of the words she meant.
Never teleport bread.
I am from the UK and even I know that Hawaii part of America
Oh my god the IT one hurts like a migraine.
Me and my friend were talking about our favorite flavors of ice cream and I told her mine was green tea. Her response: “Omg no way. What does green tea ice cream taste like?”
I could top some of these with just stories of my mother….. it’s scary and sad. I’m a way better person cause I’ve taken all of my personality and habits after my dad and improved them all…. For the most part
Tell me some of these "mother" storys?
Oh I get that. My Mom was Soooo "good" at arithmetic she would InSist on "doing the monthly budget", ie, adding up a column of numbers *repeatedly,* getting completely different sums each iteration, until she got a sum she liked.
By the time I got out of the house and my Dad ran screaming for greener (and smarter) pastures, they were $247,000 in debt.
My mom is the same. Apparently she seduced the spoiled son of some high ranking university staff (at least one was a professor) so that's where I won the genetic lottery.
The Malaysia airlines one. Well, eventually a plane runs out of fuel, and if they don't have enough left to land, they're kinda stuck up there
i had to explain to three (american) people on a discord call that alexander hamilton was not in fact a president. i even pulled up his wikipedia page and they refused to believe me.
17:21 Technically they do it upon the PATIENT'S wishes to help protect them; sickness is just a chance based side effect
19:56 I'll admit this one did cross my mind a time or two in the past, but realization strikes quickly.
Friend is convinced that trees 🌳 prevent earthquakes.
I had a coworker tell me that Filipinos aren’t Asian lol
People who put garbage in the wrong bins.
Ex-fake friend telling me I can't sing cuz English isn't my first language.
These videos always reminds me there's a difference between educated and smart.
Any time someone tells me that the way to stop people from doing something is, "Just make it illegal."
Love the fact that in the dumbass vs IT guy, computer voice kept pronouncing DA as 'Duh' XD Fit so well.
If it's the wrong number, why did you pick up?
Classic caption to a James Thurber cartoon.
I've done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
The one where OP is Japanese: I thought at first that it was her that makes people squint like Clint Eastwood. His answer made me laugh as I wasn't expecting that 😂
10:43 M-O-O-N, that spells Tom Cullen!!!
One moment in my life I was completely dumbfounded was when I was working at Walmart. I was on my lunch break eating and a coworker sat down and asked me where I was from. I told him I was Korean, so he asked me "so do you like eat normal food?"
This already would've been a dumb question, but it was made more ridiculous since at that moment I was eating chicken strips.
The Obama one just is so funny
Edit: 15:49
He’s from Muslim. 😂
How did we ever make it as a species?
Was in college and my roommates, both big car guys, were having a debate. Im not really paying attention because I was studying and not super interested in cars when I hear the one, a guy I have known since middle school and has had many hot takes, say "Only other car people should be allowed to drive, everyone else should just take uber's everywhere". It suddenly got extremely quiet and everyone in the room just slowly looked at him like "WTF did you just say??". A couple of weeks later, the same guy said "I don't understand why a lot of girls get offended by being called thicc".
I'm pretty sure the story at 6:36 ending on the friends part was a joke.
12:57 Funnily enough, there have actually been studies done on this. People's thoughts are hard to change, even if proven without a doubt they are wrong.
One time I got a wrong number call from a guy who thought he called his girl. Here's how it went down.
1: Get a call at 11 at mine and I answer. 2: The first two this guy's says to/calls me are "Sup N-Word". I'm white by the way. 3: Asks me why I'm answering his girls phone. 4: I tell him I'm not and we argue. 5: I hang up. 6: Number immediately calls back. 7: I answer while my brain screams "You Big Dumb Animal!" 8: I yell at him you got the wrong number. 9: Idiot on the other line repeats my number back to me and still thinks its his girls number. 10: My older brother hears this and grabs my phone. Listens and then hangs up. Guy thankfully didn't call again.
This is part of the reason why i never answer from numbers I don't know
“Is there reading on the reading test”
That one about the baby having it's nappy changed, what.
The one where the guy was being texted about the girl who is doing a project in Asia, I can see where that would come from. If you had never seen a globe before, and we’re only going on the news, you would not understand that Russia is on the same continent as China. If you only knew about the United States, we have a country that spans the entire continent, most countries do not.
When my boss told me he covered the shop windows with foil to make the interior lights brighter.....that made my head hurt
if it was a metallic foil it'd reflect the light which would usually go through the window back into the room, actually making it very slightly brighter
I would've just agree with that plasma weight, lighter weight and lesser risk of her effing up the TV in process
My mom's employee said she couldn't make it to work today because she was "afraid putin would nuke london." WHAT THE ACTUAL-
16:59 she's a Persona user.
I remember I used to think “Despacito” was pronounced like “gazpacho” with a D. I had heard the correct pronunciation but somehow never made the connection to the spelling.
I was 23 when I found this out btw
Dream Interpretation isn't all that difficult. The dream mentioned in the video just means that the OP was thinking about something which could be a huge opportunity but also that s/he is lacking something small but vitally important in order to achieve that goal.
Exactly what the opportunity is, and exactly what the lack might be, are things the OP should be able to figure out from the interpretation. No, "dream interpretation" instruction guides are not of any use at all. This is because many symbols in dreams are not universal but are individual. It's possible to get a general idea, but specifics are usually impossible to discern.
I have done nothing but teleport bread for the year since this has come out because I'm not the engineer therefore was not told not to do it.
3:10 Haha I get it!
I have had the wrong number thing happen on two occasions. Recently, I think they may have gotten digit wrong in the number, the first six are fairly consistent, but the last four can be transposed in one of four combinations. Also understand that six and nine are upside down each each other Upside down and reverse of each other. The first time however, happened to me in college, I kept getting called and texted in the middle of Spanish class. Spanish class was about oh, I want to say eight or in the morning? Don’t know the exact time, just remember it was the morning class. I knew well that my dear mother knew when my classes were and thus when never call me unless someone was actively trying to die. So anyway, I look at my text messages and she’s calling me by name I don’t recognize. I don’t remember what the text conversation was, but I do remember texting her back, telling her that my name was not OK and I most definitely was not her daughter
17:30 my husband agrees with that statement only when it comes to him and I
My friend was blindly in love by a guy's looks, even if he wore makeup my friend told me don't judge him, he could be a straigth guy that simply loves wearing make-up, and when we witnessed the guy french kissing with another guy, she told me it's probably a prank, another day we happen to be in the same club as the guy, he talked obviously in a feminine tone and we noticed his Gucci shoulder bag, my friend said there are feminine guys that acts such, the day came she was very broken hearted and cried hard when she was rejected cause her straight crush told her that sisters don't date and he has a BOYfriend which was the guy we saw he was french kissing. She acted way tooo SHOCKED... well to this day we still laugh about it.
When I was working at Taco Bell I had some one come to the drive thru and ask if we had soft tacos
6:27 I understand why they are exes.
But...but....the noise from the windmills cause cancer, doncha know
The wind farm is in Palm Springs California or the tiny Town just north of it called desert Hot Springs I guarantee it. I grew up in desert Hot Springs
Wait .. that 1st one
I feel superior
18:30 I've never seen Pearl Harbor, did Michael Bay think China did the bombing? Did no one correct him? Why has no one brought this up before? Or if it's payback... did Pearl Harbor... bomb China... in the film? How on Earth could the statement be correct if he's referring to the movie?
who else caught the TF2 reference? 😄
11:05 no they are dead * The rabbits continue to help* Bitch they aren’t dead if they’re hopping around! Lmfaoshisfd
What's the background music
I don’t see a lot of guys on this list!?!?!
HILARIOUS. ZZZZZZZZ
5:10 Eh, just confused "Democrats" for "Dominicans". (For the record, the Republicans won.)
Most of these are woooshes
F I A N K E
Fee Un Kay
For some reason i imagine all of these people are Americans.
"Dumbarse" and "headdesk" are not American expressions. We also do not use kilometers.
@@chainsawsubtlety9828 Headdesk is an Internet expression, Americans use it.
@@erraticonteuse Never heard it, but, I'm old.
Americans don't corner the market on stupid. I once had someone tell me that Egypt was not in Africa. Incredulously, I asked, well which of the 7 continents was Egypt on? He couldn't tell me but he knew for a fact that it wasn't Africa because Africa was Black. I walked away in case the stupid was catching.
So do I and I am from America.
call me stupid, but someone please tell me what is smh?
@Sarafina Summers Thank you 😊
🧐 🥴🥴🥴
Macs are literally PCs
1st?
No one cares.
@@catlovingtrio nor should they as I have contributed nothing to the conversation. I have always wanted to be first on anything and never have before, and simply couldn't help myself.
A pleasant day to you and your cats.
Dang bro uh congrats on being first ig